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# I can make my world come true All my dreams will see me through | 0:00:06 | 0:00:11 | |
-# It doesn't matter What may come my way... -No! No! | 0:00:11 | 0:00:14 | |
# Believe me now I will win some day. # | 0:00:14 | 0:00:18 | |
-Is that your impression of a door-stop, Rio? -Tracy Beaker... | 0:00:22 | 0:00:25 | |
you can't come in unless you say... | 0:00:25 | 0:00:27 | |
"Please, Lord Rio, | 0:00:27 | 0:00:29 | |
"may I enter your residence?" | 0:00:29 | 0:00:30 | |
OK. I'll say it if you can spell it. | 0:00:30 | 0:00:33 | |
Wow - you've got your trousers on the right way round! Special day(?) | 0:00:35 | 0:00:39 | |
Ah, Tracy, I'm afraid you can't stay. We're expecting an inspector. | 0:00:39 | 0:00:42 | |
-Ah, so that's why you look so worried. -Mmm. | 0:00:42 | 0:00:45 | |
The annual review by the National Care Standards Commission | 0:00:45 | 0:00:47 | |
can identify areas of concern in a care home. | 0:00:47 | 0:00:49 | |
OK, I'm going. | 0:00:49 | 0:00:51 | |
You see, when you get fostered, | 0:00:52 | 0:00:53 | |
you don't have to worry about inspections. | 0:00:53 | 0:00:56 | |
I've got it made, living with Cam. | 0:00:56 | 0:00:58 | |
So how come you're always round here then, eh? | 0:00:58 | 0:01:00 | |
Because I feel sorry for everyone else | 0:01:00 | 0:01:03 | |
having to live with you little maggots. See you later. | 0:01:03 | 0:01:06 | |
Roar! Eeh! | 0:01:07 | 0:01:10 | |
Right... | 0:01:10 | 0:01:11 | |
now all we have to do is make sure ELAINE doesn't talk to him. | 0:01:11 | 0:01:15 | |
ARABIC MUSIC PLAYS | 0:01:15 | 0:01:19 | |
Oh, hi, Tracy! | 0:01:40 | 0:01:42 | |
Anything wrong at the Dumping Ground? | 0:01:42 | 0:01:45 | |
-MUSIC STOPS -I had to come back, | 0:01:45 | 0:01:47 | |
cos they're having an inspection. Residents only, Sid said. | 0:01:47 | 0:01:49 | |
Oh, shame. But look what I got down the charity shop - two quid it cost! | 0:01:49 | 0:01:54 | |
Ugh, Cam! | 0:01:54 | 0:01:55 | |
Don't ever, ever wear that top - | 0:01:55 | 0:01:58 | |
not even to scare people. How did I end up with you as a foster mum? | 0:01:58 | 0:02:02 | |
If I was an inspector, I'd close you down. | 0:02:02 | 0:02:05 | |
Oh, no point asking me to help with your maths homework. | 0:02:05 | 0:02:08 | |
Actually, this chart is to measure your progress. | 0:02:08 | 0:02:12 | |
-My progress? -Yeah. I'm putting you on review. | 0:02:12 | 0:02:14 | |
I used to get reviewed every year at the Dumping Ground | 0:02:14 | 0:02:17 | |
-to see how I was getting on. -Oh... | 0:02:17 | 0:02:19 | |
Oh, Cam, you're squishing my chart. | 0:02:19 | 0:02:21 | |
OK, so you haven't been a total disaster as a foster parent, but... | 0:02:21 | 0:02:26 | |
I have identified areas of concern. | 0:02:26 | 0:02:29 | |
So I will be awarding points for quality of meals, | 0:02:29 | 0:02:32 | |
personal style and, most important, QTT - | 0:02:32 | 0:02:36 | |
Quality Tracy Time. | 0:02:36 | 0:02:38 | |
Right. | 0:02:38 | 0:02:39 | |
And you'll see I've started you off at minus ten for that top. | 0:02:39 | 0:02:43 | |
No, no, Mr Rooney. I'll find my own way. | 0:02:46 | 0:02:48 | |
I prefer to look around without the staff. | 0:02:48 | 0:02:50 | |
Of course. Have you seen the kitchen? | 0:02:50 | 0:02:52 | |
Ah, Elaine! You're early. I've got something to show you in my office. | 0:02:52 | 0:02:56 | |
-Ah... -Yeah, in my office, quick. | 0:02:56 | 0:02:58 | |
So who wants to try and get this care home closed down as well? | 0:02:58 | 0:03:02 | |
This form goes on and on! | 0:03:04 | 0:03:07 | |
Does Mr Pincher really need all this information | 0:03:07 | 0:03:09 | |
-before he can talk to me? -Yep. | 0:03:09 | 0:03:11 | |
-Me and Duke filled one out. -It'll take me ages. -Mmm! | 0:03:11 | 0:03:14 | |
An hour and 47 minutes... | 0:03:14 | 0:03:16 | |
..I'm guessing. | 0:03:17 | 0:03:18 | |
Does that look mouldy to you? | 0:03:20 | 0:03:22 | |
You're an artist, you are. | 0:03:24 | 0:03:25 | |
Can you tell me how you look after the children's emotional welfare? | 0:03:28 | 0:03:31 | |
Mr Rooney was a bit vague. | 0:03:31 | 0:03:33 | |
Is...your social worker here today? | 0:03:33 | 0:03:35 | |
Mini muffin? | 0:03:36 | 0:03:38 | |
Well, er, we do have a social worker, | 0:03:39 | 0:03:43 | |
but that's only one way that we... | 0:03:43 | 0:03:45 | |
Personally, I find a nice tea usually fixes everything! | 0:03:47 | 0:03:52 | |
You use food as a substitute for counselling? | 0:03:52 | 0:03:55 | |
Oh, no, no, goodness...! No, no. | 0:03:55 | 0:03:58 | |
I just meant... Well, everybody likes a tasty treat... | 0:03:58 | 0:04:02 | |
(..except you, apparently.) | 0:04:04 | 0:04:07 | |
Hello, Mr Pincher. | 0:04:07 | 0:04:09 | |
Would you like to look round the home with me and my sister? | 0:04:09 | 0:04:12 | |
Yes, I think I will. | 0:04:12 | 0:04:14 | |
This isn't exactly what I was expecting. | 0:04:20 | 0:04:23 | |
-You don't all share this room, I hope? -No. | 0:04:25 | 0:04:27 | |
(Remember what Sid said - we're not to say.) | 0:04:27 | 0:04:30 | |
Hmm... | 0:04:30 | 0:04:32 | |
What the...?! | 0:04:32 | 0:04:33 | |
This bedding isn't very thick. | 0:04:33 | 0:04:36 | |
We're very grateful for it, Mr Pincher. | 0:04:36 | 0:04:38 | |
We stick it out as best we can. Good thing we got one another. | 0:04:38 | 0:04:42 | |
Not like that poor kid - "Ribbit, ribbit!" | 0:04:42 | 0:04:44 | |
He was all right before he came here. | 0:04:44 | 0:04:47 | |
Carrot and pumpkin-seed salad? Do I look like a hamster(?) | 0:04:50 | 0:04:54 | |
Hey! I can't be doing THAT badly. | 0:04:54 | 0:04:57 | |
But I made you that mango and pineapple smoothie! You love them! | 0:04:59 | 0:05:02 | |
And what does that say? "Ham"? | 0:05:02 | 0:05:05 | |
Why do I loose points for ham? | 0:05:05 | 0:05:07 | |
We don't even have ham - I'm a vegetarian! | 0:05:07 | 0:05:09 | |
It's not "ham" - it's "hair". | 0:05:09 | 0:05:11 | |
And I should knock off points for you being a veggie. | 0:05:11 | 0:05:14 | |
Hold it right there, Tracy Beaker. | 0:05:14 | 0:05:15 | |
If you get to review my progress, I'm going to review yours! | 0:05:15 | 0:05:19 | |
Review me? But there's nothing wrong with me. | 0:05:19 | 0:05:21 | |
I'm the world's perfect foster daughter! | 0:05:21 | 0:05:23 | |
Well, we'll see, won't we? Game on! | 0:05:23 | 0:05:26 | |
Well... | 0:05:28 | 0:05:31 | |
I hope Mr Pincher appreciates this! | 0:05:31 | 0:05:33 | |
Oh, Elaine. Ah, would you give me a hand? | 0:05:33 | 0:05:37 | |
I've got to plant some herbs in the vegetable patch, | 0:05:37 | 0:05:39 | |
and your advice would be priceless. | 0:05:39 | 0:05:41 | |
I'm waiting for the inspector, Duke. | 0:05:41 | 0:05:44 | |
Oh, he'll be ages yet. I'll give you a shout when he's done. | 0:05:44 | 0:05:48 | |
And what you don't know about parsley isn't worth knowing. | 0:05:48 | 0:05:52 | |
Oh! | 0:05:52 | 0:05:54 | |
All right. | 0:05:54 | 0:05:56 | |
I want you to feel that you can be completely honest with me. | 0:06:00 | 0:06:04 | |
Now, is...is there anything you're not happy about, here in Cliffside? | 0:06:04 | 0:06:08 | |
Well, it'd be nice not to have to wash in cold water. | 0:06:11 | 0:06:14 | |
You mean hot water is rationed? | 0:06:14 | 0:06:16 | |
No. It's just a dodgy boiler. | 0:06:16 | 0:06:18 | |
And it'd be nice not to have to share a room with this spanner. | 0:06:18 | 0:06:22 | |
-Who you calling a spanner? -You. | 0:06:22 | 0:06:25 | |
Yes, um, overcrowding does seem to be an issue here. | 0:06:27 | 0:06:31 | |
Not really. | 0:06:31 | 0:06:33 | |
Ribbit, Ribbit! | 0:06:33 | 0:06:35 | |
Hello, little boy! | 0:06:35 | 0:06:37 | |
I'm not a little boy - I'm a frog. | 0:06:38 | 0:06:41 | |
Ribbit, ribbit! | 0:06:41 | 0:06:43 | |
It's a voucher... for the IMAX cinema! | 0:06:49 | 0:06:52 | |
I know what it is, Cam - I CAN read. | 0:06:52 | 0:06:54 | |
-Well, if you don't want it... -No, no. I want it! Bye! | 0:06:54 | 0:06:58 | |
Yay! Points to me! | 0:06:58 | 0:07:00 | |
What have you done to your room? | 0:07:02 | 0:07:04 | |
Do you like it? | 0:07:04 | 0:07:05 | |
We're trying to show that inspector what a rubbish care home this is. | 0:07:05 | 0:07:09 | |
But he can close us down if it fails the inspection. | 0:07:09 | 0:07:12 | |
It's what we do when we don't like somewhere. | 0:07:12 | 0:07:14 | |
-We don't like a lot of places. -If they close it, they'll move us, | 0:07:14 | 0:07:18 | |
and we'll have to fit in somewhere else with kids like you! | 0:07:18 | 0:07:21 | |
So? We don't care. | 0:07:21 | 0:07:23 | |
We've got each other. | 0:07:23 | 0:07:24 | |
Well, I care. Another place might be ten times worse! | 0:07:24 | 0:07:27 | |
You could be messing up all our lives again, | 0:07:27 | 0:07:30 | |
just for a laugh. | 0:07:30 | 0:07:31 | |
I'm always really pleased to help, | 0:07:33 | 0:07:35 | |
but I'm a social worker, not a gardener, | 0:07:35 | 0:07:38 | |
-and I really wasn't appropriately dressed... -Thank you, Elaine. | 0:07:38 | 0:07:41 | |
If you'd just put these away in the pantry, that'd be lovely. | 0:07:41 | 0:07:44 | |
There he is! Um, Mr Pincher! | 0:07:50 | 0:07:52 | |
-It's really nice here! -Yeah! | 0:07:52 | 0:07:54 | |
We're all really happy, | 0:07:54 | 0:07:56 | |
we've got loads to eat and can watch telly and everything. | 0:07:56 | 0:07:59 | |
That wasn't what some of you said before. | 0:07:59 | 0:08:01 | |
Has someone been talking to you? | 0:08:01 | 0:08:03 | |
Yeah. | 0:08:03 | 0:08:04 | |
Oh, I mean, no... Um, Sid and Duke haven't been talking to us, | 0:08:04 | 0:08:08 | |
and they definitely haven't been telling us what to say or anything. | 0:08:08 | 0:08:11 | |
What? What? | 0:08:11 | 0:08:13 | |
And I just wish that sometimes it wasn't so curly. | 0:08:16 | 0:08:19 | |
At least it's not like yours, though. | 0:08:19 | 0:08:22 | |
Well, I think your hair's lovely, Tracy. | 0:08:22 | 0:08:24 | |
I hope you feel a bit better after that little chat. | 0:08:26 | 0:08:29 | |
What do you mean? | 0:08:29 | 0:08:30 | |
Well, I've helped you get something off your chest. That's therapy... | 0:08:30 | 0:08:33 | |
which has got to be worth...hmm, at least 20 points! | 0:08:33 | 0:08:37 | |
Oh, yeah? Well, get this, Miss Sneaky - I hate therapy, | 0:08:37 | 0:08:42 | |
so that's minus 20 points! | 0:08:42 | 0:08:44 | |
Help! | 0:08:44 | 0:08:47 | |
Thank you, Roxy. I don't know what happened to Duke. | 0:08:48 | 0:08:52 | |
Elaine, one of your therapy sessions would be really good | 0:08:53 | 0:08:57 | |
with that inspector. | 0:08:57 | 0:08:58 | |
What a good idea! | 0:08:58 | 0:08:59 | |
I suppose you'd better let her out. | 0:09:01 | 0:09:03 | |
Just keep her out of you-know-who's way. | 0:09:03 | 0:09:06 | |
< I'll gather everyone together after lunch, Mr Pincher. | 0:09:06 | 0:09:09 | |
My therapy sessions always help the children express themselves. | 0:09:09 | 0:09:12 | |
-(She must have escaped!) -Ah... | 0:09:17 | 0:09:19 | |
OK. Who's got something they'd like to say? | 0:09:19 | 0:09:23 | |
-SNORING -Anyone? | 0:09:23 | 0:09:27 | |
Anyone at all? | 0:09:27 | 0:09:28 | |
Don't be shy. | 0:09:28 | 0:09:30 | |
Elaine...? | 0:09:30 | 0:09:32 | |
Yes, Roxy, what is it? | 0:09:32 | 0:09:34 | |
You know Catty, my pet caterpillar? | 0:09:34 | 0:09:37 | |
Um... | 0:09:37 | 0:09:38 | |
um... | 0:09:38 | 0:09:40 | |
Duke took him away. | 0:09:40 | 0:09:41 | |
Oh, dear, um... | 0:09:41 | 0:09:43 | |
Were you close? | 0:09:44 | 0:09:46 | |
Catty was my very, very, very best friend, and I loved him. | 0:09:46 | 0:09:50 | |
SCREAMING | 0:10:00 | 0:10:02 | |
Stop lying! Duke would never do anything like that. | 0:10:06 | 0:10:09 | |
You never had a caterpillar anyway! | 0:10:09 | 0:10:10 | |
He's got so mean since Duke took away his weasel. | 0:10:11 | 0:10:15 | |
Oh, never mind about homework for now. | 0:10:18 | 0:10:20 | |
Let's have some Quality Tracy Time. | 0:10:20 | 0:10:22 | |
-What do you want to do? -What do YOU want to do? | 0:10:22 | 0:10:25 | |
-I mean it. What do you want to do? -No, what do YOU want to do? | 0:10:25 | 0:10:29 | |
Oh, you're freaking me out! Can we just forget about earning points? | 0:10:29 | 0:10:32 | |
I knew it! You only want to stop, because you're losing! | 0:10:32 | 0:10:36 | |
Don't take it so seriously! | 0:10:36 | 0:10:38 | |
And that's minus 50 points for getting a cob on. | 0:10:39 | 0:10:42 | |
SLAM! | 0:10:42 | 0:10:43 | |
And minus 30 for slamming the door! | 0:10:43 | 0:10:45 | |
Tracy Beaker! Just in time! Come on. | 0:10:51 | 0:10:54 | |
What about the children's bedrooms? | 0:10:57 | 0:10:59 | |
And that poor boy who thinks he's a frog? | 0:10:59 | 0:11:01 | |
Now, the changes I am going to recommend are... | 0:11:01 | 0:11:04 | |
GONG CLANGS | 0:11:04 | 0:11:07 | |
And you are...? | 0:11:12 | 0:11:14 | |
Tracy Beaker - gorgeous, super-cool, | 0:11:14 | 0:11:18 | |
used to live here, now in a foster home. | 0:11:18 | 0:11:20 | |
I understand - you're scared to admit | 0:11:20 | 0:11:22 | |
what it's really like here in front of Mr Rooney. | 0:11:22 | 0:11:25 | |
Why would I be scared of Sid? I don't live here any more. | 0:11:25 | 0:11:28 | |
You've been scammed by these amateurs. | 0:11:28 | 0:11:31 | |
-WELLARDS: -Dunno what you mean. | 0:11:31 | 0:11:33 | |
Mr Pincher. Let me tell you about the Wellards. | 0:11:33 | 0:11:36 | |
Face it - reviews are a complete waste of time! | 0:11:36 | 0:11:40 | |
Well, thank you, Mr Pincher. | 0:11:41 | 0:11:44 | |
And I must say you were a hit with the Wellards - | 0:11:44 | 0:11:47 | |
they only tease people that they really, really like. | 0:11:47 | 0:11:50 | |
Yes. A very good joke! | 0:11:50 | 0:11:53 | |
A-hem. | 0:11:53 | 0:11:55 | |
The children's...high-spiritedness clearly shows | 0:11:55 | 0:11:58 | |
they must be comfortable here. | 0:11:58 | 0:12:00 | |
Yes. Well...goodbye, Mr Rooney. | 0:12:00 | 0:12:04 | |
Goodbye, Mr Pincher. | 0:12:04 | 0:12:06 | |
Having a little bit of fun at the inspector's expense, were we? | 0:12:09 | 0:12:12 | |
It's like you said, Sid - we must have really, really liked him. | 0:12:12 | 0:12:16 | |
Well, let's see how you really like re-painting your room, shall we? | 0:12:16 | 0:12:20 | |
Why did you do that? You were winning. | 0:12:56 | 0:12:58 | |
Reviews are for losers. | 0:12:58 | 0:13:00 | |
-I don't know why you did it. -I thought it mattered to you. | 0:13:00 | 0:13:03 | |
It's rubbish. There's no point in trying to change you - | 0:13:03 | 0:13:06 | |
I am lumbered with you the way you are. | 0:13:06 | 0:13:09 | |
But if you go shopping at charity shops, | 0:13:09 | 0:13:11 | |
at least take me with you. | 0:13:11 | 0:13:13 | |
Well, thanks, Tracy. | 0:13:13 | 0:13:15 | |
And of course you do have your faults, too. | 0:13:15 | 0:13:18 | |
Yeah, I said that. | 0:13:18 | 0:13:20 | |
No, you didn't. | 0:13:20 | 0:13:21 | |
Yeah, I did. | 0:13:21 | 0:13:23 | |
-No, I don't think you did. -I think you'll find I did, Cam. | 0:13:23 | 0:13:26 | |
-No, you didn't. -Yes, I did. | 0:13:26 | 0:13:28 | |
-Didn't. -Did. | 0:13:28 | 0:13:29 | |
Not. | 0:13:29 | 0:13:31 | |
Did you know that the dictionary definition of Beaker | 0:13:32 | 0:13:35 | |
was "clever, funny and gorgeous"? | 0:13:35 | 0:13:37 | |
It's not? | 0:13:38 | 0:13:40 | |
Well, it should be! | 0:13:40 | 0:13:43 | |
Are you sure this is supposed to be fun? | 0:13:45 | 0:13:47 | |
Tracy, this is what families do. It's not about fun. | 0:13:47 | 0:13:51 | |
Why can't we phone for a pizza like normal people? | 0:13:51 | 0:13:54 | |
Because normal people are boring. | 0:13:54 | 0:13:56 | |
You did that on purpose! | 0:13:59 | 0:14:00 | |
If only I could be so accurate! | 0:14:00 | 0:14:02 | |
Let's get that scraped off. | 0:14:04 | 0:14:06 | |
DOORBELL RINGS Ooh! Visitors! | 0:14:06 | 0:14:08 | |
Cam! | 0:14:08 | 0:14:11 | |
-Hi, Cam! -Hello. | 0:14:11 | 0:14:13 | |
Don't worry, I'm not checking up on you or... | 0:14:13 | 0:14:16 | |
It's tomato sauce, Elaine. | 0:14:36 | 0:14:39 | |
Oh...of course. I knew that. | 0:14:39 | 0:14:42 | |
DOOR OPENS | 0:14:45 | 0:14:46 | |
-Was that in the letter your mum sent? -It's her engagement ring. | 0:14:46 | 0:14:50 | |
She doesn't want it any more. | 0:14:50 | 0:14:52 | |
It reminds her of my dad. | 0:14:52 | 0:14:54 | |
Um, it's...a nice big stone. | 0:14:54 | 0:14:57 | |
Diamond? | 0:14:57 | 0:14:58 | |
Glass. Cheap, nasty and tasteless - | 0:14:58 | 0:15:01 | |
my dad all over. | 0:15:01 | 0:15:02 | |
Let me get this straight - | 0:15:07 | 0:15:08 | |
you want me to spend the whole afternoon | 0:15:08 | 0:15:12 | |
with a load of scuzzy social workers and weirdo care kids? | 0:15:12 | 0:15:15 | |
It's a party - | 0:15:15 | 0:15:16 | |
a special reception, organised by Kidz-In-Kare magazine | 0:15:16 | 0:15:19 | |
at the Saracen Hotel! | 0:15:19 | 0:15:20 | |
It's very posh, and they do most delightful cakes. | 0:15:20 | 0:15:23 | |
-And all you have to do is... -What? | 0:15:23 | 0:15:25 | |
You mean on top of everything else, there's a catch?! | 0:15:25 | 0:15:29 | |
All you have to do is mention how pleased you are | 0:15:29 | 0:15:33 | |
I've managed to get you both in a successful fostering situation. | 0:15:33 | 0:15:37 | |
# So so so scandalous... # | 0:15:48 | 0:15:50 | |
But I... | 0:16:06 | 0:16:08 | |
Sorry, Elaine, but today is Saturday. | 0:16:08 | 0:16:10 | |
Thanks to your successful handling of my fostering, | 0:16:10 | 0:16:13 | |
-I don't need to listen to people like you on a Saturday. -But I... | 0:16:13 | 0:16:17 | |
-I thought you might like these. -Oh! | 0:16:17 | 0:16:20 | |
This reception's being sponsored by a firm who makes training shoes. | 0:16:20 | 0:16:24 | |
Bribery, Elaine? | 0:16:24 | 0:16:25 | |
It's not bribery, it's a free gift! | 0:16:25 | 0:16:27 | |
You don't have to come, Tracy. It's just that... | 0:16:27 | 0:16:32 | |
I always thought of you as...special. | 0:16:32 | 0:16:35 | |
-Oh, it's working, then. -What? | 0:16:44 | 0:16:47 | |
Elaine's bribe. Sorry, "gift". | 0:16:47 | 0:16:49 | |
I'd rather eat a dog bogey sandwich than go to Elaine's stupid... | 0:16:49 | 0:16:53 | |
Is something burning? | 0:16:56 | 0:16:57 | |
Oh, the pizza! | 0:16:57 | 0:16:59 | |
Oh! | 0:17:01 | 0:17:03 | |
What are we going to do for lunch? | 0:17:03 | 0:17:05 | |
What do you mean "we"? | 0:17:05 | 0:17:07 | |
-Where are you going? -Well, I'm having my lunch at a posh hotel. | 0:17:07 | 0:17:10 | |
Apparently, they do the most delightful cakes. | 0:17:10 | 0:17:12 | |
Far be it from me to state the obvious, | 0:17:16 | 0:17:19 | |
but won't all that tugging make your finger swell up? | 0:17:19 | 0:17:22 | |
What are you up to? | 0:17:22 | 0:17:24 | |
Chantal's got this stupid ring stuck on her finger. | 0:17:24 | 0:17:28 | |
-But...that's Crash's Mum's ring! -No, it isn't! It's mine! | 0:17:28 | 0:17:32 | |
-Liar, it's mine! -Oi! If my sister says it's hers, it's hers... | 0:17:32 | 0:17:37 | |
-even though I haven't seen it before. -Whoa! | 0:17:37 | 0:17:41 | |
People, people, people... | 0:17:41 | 0:17:44 | |
I'm sure we can sort this out in a calm and rational manner. | 0:17:44 | 0:17:48 | |
'Welcome to the Lawrence Plakova Show! Protector of the peace! | 0:17:52 | 0:17:57 | |
'Fighter of fights! Soother of sorrows! | 0:17:57 | 0:18:00 | |
'Now please welcome your host, Laurence Plakova!' | 0:18:00 | 0:18:06 | |
RAPTUROUS APPLAUSE | 0:18:06 | 0:18:09 | |
AUDIENCE: Go, Lawrence! Go, Lawrence! | 0:18:14 | 0:18:16 | |
AMERICAN ACCENT: He accuses her of trespassing and theft. | 0:18:16 | 0:18:19 | |
She says that's crazy talk. | 0:18:19 | 0:18:21 | |
Who's right? You decide! | 0:18:21 | 0:18:22 | |
-ALL: -Go, Lawrence! Go, Lawrence! | 0:18:22 | 0:18:24 | |
Go, go, go, Lawrence! | 0:18:24 | 0:18:26 | |
This is stupid. | 0:18:26 | 0:18:27 | |
Chantal... So, you say this ring is yours. | 0:18:27 | 0:18:31 | |
Yeah, I found it. Finder's keepers. | 0:18:31 | 0:18:33 | |
Not when you find things in other people's rooms! | 0:18:33 | 0:18:35 | |
Honestly - details, details, details. | 0:18:35 | 0:18:38 | |
Boo! | 0:18:38 | 0:18:39 | |
Boo! | 0:18:39 | 0:18:41 | |
Guys, guys, you must try to understand one another. | 0:18:48 | 0:18:50 | |
This meaningless aggression is not healthy. | 0:18:50 | 0:18:53 | |
Isn't that shop a little too...stylish for you, Beaker? | 0:19:08 | 0:19:12 | |
Well, well, well - Justine Littlewood. | 0:19:13 | 0:19:17 | |
Is that make-up you're wearing | 0:19:32 | 0:19:33 | |
or are you on your way to a clowns' convention? | 0:19:33 | 0:19:36 | |
I hear the Dumping Ground finally managed to get rid of you. | 0:19:36 | 0:19:39 | |
-I wish I'd been at the party afterwards. -You were! | 0:19:39 | 0:19:42 | |
Haven't you heard of the Justine Littlewood dartboard? | 0:19:42 | 0:19:45 | |
They only bring it out on special occasions - | 0:19:45 | 0:19:48 | |
-it scares the younger kids. -Well, it's been wonderful catching up, | 0:19:48 | 0:19:51 | |
-but some of us have more important things to do. -Yeah, some of us do. | 0:19:51 | 0:19:55 | |
Look, Crash's door was open. | 0:19:58 | 0:20:00 | |
I might have seen the ring out of the corner of my eye. | 0:20:00 | 0:20:04 | |
I might have wandered in and...accidentally tried it on. | 0:20:04 | 0:20:10 | |
Boo! | 0:20:10 | 0:20:11 | |
Boo! | 0:20:11 | 0:20:13 | |
I don't have very many nice things. | 0:20:13 | 0:20:15 | |
Aww! | 0:20:15 | 0:20:17 | |
Duke?! | 0:20:22 | 0:20:23 | |
Tracy! | 0:20:23 | 0:20:24 | |
Elaine's suckered you into this as well, has she? | 0:20:24 | 0:20:27 | |
No-one suckers the Beaker into anything. | 0:20:27 | 0:20:28 | |
Whatever you say. Nice trainers! | 0:20:28 | 0:20:31 | |
Duke?! Beaker?! | 0:20:33 | 0:20:35 | |
Justine! This is like a school reunion. I may cry! | 0:20:35 | 0:20:40 | |
But...Elaine personally invited me to this official reception. | 0:20:40 | 0:20:45 | |
This official reception where Kidz-In-Kare magazine | 0:20:45 | 0:20:48 | |
are doing a big photo-spread on "your favourite social worker"? | 0:20:48 | 0:20:51 | |
But I don't have a... | 0:20:51 | 0:20:53 | |
-BOTH: -Elaine the Pain! | 0:20:53 | 0:20:55 | |
In a magazine? With pictures? | 0:20:55 | 0:20:58 | |
But what happened to all those laws about taste and decency? | 0:20:58 | 0:21:01 | |
There are half a dozen of Elaine's other kids in there. | 0:21:16 | 0:21:19 | |
-I don't know how she does it! -Half a dozen? | 0:21:19 | 0:21:22 | |
But Elaine said I was special... | 0:21:22 | 0:21:24 | |
And you believed her? You must be even dumber than I... | 0:21:24 | 0:21:28 | |
Dumber than you? Now, that's a frightening thought! | 0:21:28 | 0:21:31 | |
Mmm, delightful! | 0:21:42 | 0:21:45 | |
It's Elaine with an I...obviously. And the surname's spelt... | 0:21:47 | 0:21:50 | |
Oh, of course you know that - how silly of me. | 0:21:50 | 0:21:53 | |
It's just that...I just feel so honoured to be here... | 0:21:53 | 0:21:56 | |
-Elaine! You said that -I -was the only one here! | 0:21:56 | 0:21:59 | |
Justine! Tracy! How lovely to see you! So glad you could make it. | 0:21:59 | 0:22:03 | |
My other success stories are over there. | 0:22:03 | 0:22:06 | |
-But Elaine, you said that... -Tracy, dear, can't you see we're talking(?) | 0:22:06 | 0:22:10 | |
(He's writing an article - it's all about me! | 0:22:10 | 0:22:13 | |
(So leave us in peace, will you?) There's a good girl. | 0:22:13 | 0:22:16 | |
Of course, it's all about the children. | 0:22:16 | 0:22:20 | |
Their welfare is central to every single decision I make. | 0:22:20 | 0:22:22 | |
I can't stress that strongly enough. It's a question of experience... | 0:22:22 | 0:22:26 | |
It wasn't me! | 0:22:26 | 0:22:27 | |
I'm sorry. I thought I saw you talking to Elaine Boyack. | 0:22:27 | 0:22:30 | |
Is she your social worker? | 0:22:30 | 0:22:32 | |
Well, I... | 0:22:32 | 0:22:33 | |
I'm a journalist with Kidz-In-Kare magazine, you see, | 0:22:33 | 0:22:36 | |
and I wonder if you could talk to me about your relationship with her. | 0:22:36 | 0:22:40 | |
You can't mess with other people's property! Those are the rules! | 0:22:41 | 0:22:44 | |
-You'll have your ring back when I get it off. -I don't want it! | 0:22:44 | 0:22:48 | |
I mean...I do - it just... | 0:22:49 | 0:22:54 | |
it just brings back bad memories. | 0:22:54 | 0:22:56 | |
-You can throw it in the bin for all I care! -Crash? | 0:22:56 | 0:23:01 | |
Does this mean I can keep it? | 0:23:03 | 0:23:06 | |
Boo! Boo! | 0:23:06 | 0:23:08 | |
..and then there were those stupid activity days she made us do. | 0:23:08 | 0:23:12 | |
..of course, one of my strengths has been organising activity days... | 0:23:12 | 0:23:15 | |
Do you remember the time she drove us 20 miles | 0:23:21 | 0:23:23 | |
so we could sit in a field and think about nothingness? | 0:23:23 | 0:23:27 | |
..and teaching meditation, | 0:23:27 | 0:23:28 | |
encouraging the children to be as one with nature... | 0:23:28 | 0:23:31 | |
We had to go to the toilet in a hedge...with nettles! | 0:23:42 | 0:23:46 | |
..first aid. Oh, and a wide range of alternative therapies... | 0:23:46 | 0:23:49 | |
No, no, the worst one was when she brought in those big spongy hammers, | 0:23:49 | 0:23:53 | |
so the kids could work out their aggressions on one another. | 0:23:53 | 0:23:57 | |
And then she wondered why they went after HER! | 0:23:57 | 0:23:59 | |
..not to mention conflict resolution... | 0:23:59 | 0:24:01 | |
We're a team and all good teams work well together, | 0:24:01 | 0:24:05 | |
so let's show everyone what a great team we are! | 0:24:05 | 0:24:08 | |
Oh. | 0:24:08 | 0:24:10 | |
In fact, I've got some letters here from some children | 0:24:10 | 0:24:13 | |
who've appreciated the way I've helped them change, develop and... | 0:24:13 | 0:24:16 | |
I'm sure they'd have given you a doggy bag, if you'd asked. | 0:24:16 | 0:24:21 | |
Well, you...you could say that, um, I'm the cream of the crop! | 0:24:21 | 0:24:25 | |
You can quote me on that. | 0:24:25 | 0:24:26 | |
Quote you?! | 0:24:26 | 0:24:28 | |
Yes, you know, in your article. | 0:24:28 | 0:24:31 | |
I don't know anything about any article. | 0:24:31 | 0:24:33 | |
I just heard there were some delightful free cakes going in here. | 0:24:33 | 0:24:38 | |
I had been hoping to enjoy them in peace and quiet! | 0:24:38 | 0:24:41 | |
I have nothing else worth stealing. | 0:24:51 | 0:24:54 | |
We got it off. | 0:24:54 | 0:24:56 | |
Soap. | 0:24:56 | 0:24:58 | |
It hurt, actually. | 0:24:58 | 0:25:01 | |
Good. | 0:25:01 | 0:25:02 | |
Listen, I didn't mean to upset you. | 0:25:02 | 0:25:06 | |
I mean, we've all got bad memories, haven't we? | 0:25:06 | 0:25:09 | |
But of course... | 0:25:17 | 0:25:20 | |
on the whole, | 0:25:20 | 0:25:22 | |
Elaine's a highly effective and professional social worker. | 0:25:22 | 0:25:27 | |
Wouldn't you say so, ladies? | 0:25:28 | 0:25:31 | |
Anyway, | 0:25:31 | 0:25:33 | |
-best be off home. Bye, girls. -See you, Duke. -Bye. | 0:25:33 | 0:25:37 | |
He's got so many great stories, hasn't he? | 0:25:37 | 0:25:40 | |
And so much experience as well. | 0:25:40 | 0:25:42 | |
Yes, he's much more interesting than Elaine. | 0:25:42 | 0:25:45 | |
I, er, wonder if anyone's ever written an article about him. | 0:25:45 | 0:25:48 | |
I wonder! | 0:25:48 | 0:25:50 | |
-Bye, girls! -Bye! -Bye! | 0:25:52 | 0:25:54 | |
I see leaving the Dumping Ground hasn't made you any less evil. | 0:25:56 | 0:25:59 | |
I'm not evil, Justine - I'm misunderstood. | 0:25:59 | 0:26:02 | |
Mind you, the thing about the DG is... | 0:26:04 | 0:26:07 | |
well, there was always something happening. | 0:26:07 | 0:26:10 | |
I mean, I love living with Dad and Carrie and the baby, | 0:26:10 | 0:26:15 | |
but sometimes...well, it can just get the teeniest bit... | 0:26:15 | 0:26:19 | |
-Boring? -Mmm. | 0:26:21 | 0:26:22 | |
That was the journalist from Kidz-In-Kare magazine, wasn't it? | 0:26:25 | 0:26:28 | |
I don't know. We didn't ask. | 0:26:28 | 0:26:29 | |
I know what you've been doing - saying mean things about me. | 0:26:29 | 0:26:32 | |
She'll be back, because I'm a professional. | 0:26:32 | 0:26:35 | |
-The story is... right here! -Sure is! | 0:26:35 | 0:26:38 | |
Delightful! | 0:26:46 | 0:26:49 | |
# I can make my world come true | 0:26:49 | 0:26:51 | |
# All my dreams will see me through | 0:26:51 | 0:26:53 | |
# And this life won't get me down | 0:26:53 | 0:26:55 | |
# My dreams will turn things all around | 0:26:55 | 0:26:58 | |
# With a smile upon my face | 0:26:58 | 0:27:00 | |
# I can see a better place | 0:27:00 | 0:27:02 | |
# Doesn't matter what may come my way | 0:27:02 | 0:27:05 | |
# Believe me now | 0:27:05 | 0:27:06 | |
# I will win some day. # | 0:27:06 | 0:27:08 |