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# I can make my world come true All my dreams will see me through | 0:00:06 | 0:00:11 | |
# Doesn't matter what may come my way Believe me I will win some day. # | 0:00:11 | 0:00:17 | |
VOICE ON TV: 'Today we are profiling the life of Obadiah Johnston, | 0:00:19 | 0:00:23 | |
'a highly successful secret agent, | 0:00:23 | 0:00:26 | |
'well known for his skills as a deadly poisoner. | 0:00:26 | 0:00:29 | |
'He worked with an accomplice known as Cyanide Sue. | 0:00:29 | 0:00:33 | |
'Their favourite method was to slip poison into their victim's soup.' | 0:00:33 | 0:00:37 | |
-Finders keepers, Crash! -It was in my room, on my bed! | 0:00:37 | 0:00:42 | |
-No, you...! -Chantal, give it. -Can I please have some peace and quiet?! | 0:00:42 | 0:00:48 | |
I'm trying to get this recipe right for Jane, | 0:00:48 | 0:00:52 | |
and I can't even hear myself think! | 0:00:52 | 0:00:54 | |
Too late, she's just arrived. Out! Go on, out! | 0:00:54 | 0:00:58 | |
I don't know why you're making such a fuss over her, anyway. | 0:00:58 | 0:01:03 | |
-Her family's from the same island as mine so I'm making this local speciality... -Oh. | 0:01:03 | 0:01:08 | |
-..knock 'em dead soup! -Knock 'em dead? | 0:01:08 | 0:01:11 | |
It's not just soup. It's a way of life! | 0:01:11 | 0:01:14 | |
When I get it right, this stuff's lethal! | 0:01:14 | 0:01:17 | |
-I saw this one... -Hey, everyone, I'd like you to meet Jane, | 0:01:19 | 0:01:23 | |
-a student care worker who will be with us for a few days. -Hello! | 0:01:23 | 0:01:28 | |
Norwich City. You like football? | 0:01:28 | 0:01:31 | |
Then again, if you're a Norwich City fan, maybe you don't! | 0:01:31 | 0:01:35 | |
Oh, that's Lol. | 0:01:35 | 0:01:37 | |
And this is his brother, Bouncer. | 0:01:37 | 0:01:40 | |
..Bouncer, are you all right? | 0:01:40 | 0:01:44 | |
OK, boss. Duke here. Knock 'em dead... | 0:01:59 | 0:02:02 | |
That's right. I need to know now. ..I know it's a secret. | 0:02:02 | 0:02:07 | |
Look, spill the beans before it's too late. | 0:02:07 | 0:02:11 | |
(Gotta go. Too many people around.) | 0:02:12 | 0:02:15 | |
"Jane, you are to me What Norwich City would to me be | 0:02:30 | 0:02:36 | |
"If I were to see Them every Saturday." | 0:02:36 | 0:02:39 | |
-Bouncer! -Sorry. | 0:02:43 | 0:02:46 | |
Um... | 0:02:46 | 0:02:48 | |
Oh, dear! | 0:02:49 | 0:02:51 | |
It's not what you think. ..All right, it IS. | 0:02:51 | 0:02:56 | |
It's a poem for Jane. But it's useless. | 0:02:56 | 0:02:58 | |
-I can't give her this rubbish. -A letter would be more romantic. | 0:02:58 | 0:03:05 | |
-I could write it for you. -No, no, just go away. I need to be alone. | 0:03:05 | 0:03:10 | |
OK. | 0:03:10 | 0:03:12 | |
D'you really think a letter might work? | 0:03:14 | 0:03:17 | |
You've got to deliver it to Jane's house. | 0:03:17 | 0:03:21 | |
-And don't open it. -OK. | 0:03:21 | 0:03:25 | |
-Where does she live? -You'll have to find out. Be cunning. | 0:03:25 | 0:03:30 | |
You've gotta be really clever, Marco. You can't let her suspect a thing. | 0:03:30 | 0:03:35 | |
OK, that's far enough! | 0:03:45 | 0:03:48 | |
Give us the letter. | 0:03:48 | 0:03:50 | |
Such a loyal little postman. | 0:03:50 | 0:03:53 | |
But Bouncer won't thank you when he has to visit you in hospital. | 0:03:53 | 0:03:58 | |
Think about it. You know it makes sense. | 0:03:58 | 0:04:01 | |
This stuff will keep you ALL quiet when it's finished! | 0:04:11 | 0:04:15 | |
Try this. | 0:04:15 | 0:04:17 | |
It's all right. | 0:04:19 | 0:04:21 | |
It's still not right. | 0:04:22 | 0:04:25 | |
There's something missing. | 0:04:25 | 0:04:28 | |
-Knock 'em dead! -Hi, Duke! Had any luck with our little problem? | 0:04:28 | 0:04:33 | |
I called the boss but I was interrupted. | 0:04:33 | 0:04:36 | |
I still don't know what the secret ingredient is. | 0:04:36 | 0:04:39 | |
-Mmm! This stuff's to die for! -Yeah, but it's still not quite right. | 0:04:39 | 0:04:45 | |
Hayley, YOU try it. | 0:04:45 | 0:04:49 | |
"Jane, finding the right words to say how I feel for you | 0:05:08 | 0:05:12 | |
"is like looking for the purple ones in the pick 'n' mix of life"! | 0:05:12 | 0:05:16 | |
-What a sap! -"You are like the light in the fridge - always on, | 0:05:16 | 0:05:21 | |
-"even in the cold and dark." -What?! -It would be cool if we wrote back! | 0:05:21 | 0:05:26 | |
Why? We don't like Bouncer. | 0:05:26 | 0:05:30 | |
Hello(!) If we write to him and he thinks it's Jane... | 0:05:30 | 0:05:34 | |
Oh, and Jane asks for presents! | 0:05:34 | 0:05:37 | |
Get with the programme, Rio! We write, he gives, we get. Like it! | 0:05:39 | 0:05:44 | |
-Oh! -Pen, paper - NOW! | 0:05:44 | 0:05:47 | |
HE GROANS | 0:05:50 | 0:05:53 | |
What's the matter? | 0:05:53 | 0:05:56 | |
I don't know. Bad stomach. Must have been something I ate. | 0:05:56 | 0:06:01 | |
DUKE'S VOICE: 'Knock 'em dead soup. This stuff's lethal!' | 0:06:03 | 0:06:07 | |
Bouncer! She's written back! | 0:06:12 | 0:06:15 | |
Well, what did she say? | 0:06:26 | 0:06:29 | |
-"I love a man in yellow shorts." -What? | 0:06:29 | 0:06:32 | |
Hi, Jane. | 0:06:35 | 0:06:37 | |
-..Hi, Lol. -You look like a fruit salad! | 0:06:37 | 0:06:40 | |
(It's to impress Jane. I'll impress her now by doing my scorpion kick.) | 0:06:40 | 0:06:45 | |
-Scorpion kick? -Yeah. -Bouncer... | 0:06:45 | 0:06:47 | |
-Ready, Lol? -Bouncer, don't... | 0:06:47 | 0:06:51 | |
-Ready? -Bouncer, seriously... | 0:06:51 | 0:06:54 | |
Lol, chuck it up. | 0:06:54 | 0:06:56 | |
Up, up, up! | 0:06:56 | 0:06:59 | |
-Oh! ..Ooh! -Bouncer! Are you OK? | 0:07:01 | 0:07:05 | |
Yeah...I'm fine. | 0:07:10 | 0:07:12 | |
Just give me two minutes. OK? | 0:07:12 | 0:07:15 | |
Jane. Jane! | 0:07:23 | 0:07:26 | |
I've got it! | 0:07:26 | 0:07:29 | |
-(Brilliant! Well?) -(Ladies' fingers! That's what we need!) | 0:07:33 | 0:07:38 | |
(Come on.) | 0:07:38 | 0:07:40 | |
"..Best wishes, Bouncer." | 0:07:51 | 0:07:55 | |
I'm not taking it, I'm on strike. | 0:08:01 | 0:08:04 | |
Postmen only strike at Christmas. | 0:08:04 | 0:08:06 | |
It's more romantic if you deliver it to her house. | 0:08:06 | 0:08:10 | |
-Something's not right about this. She told me she has a boyfriend. -The point is she's not married. | 0:08:10 | 0:08:15 | |
-So I still have a chance. -The handwriting's terrible. | 0:08:15 | 0:08:19 | |
-Bad handwriting's a sign of intelligence. -It's unprofessional. | 0:08:19 | 0:08:23 | |
Well, romance is dangerous. | 0:08:23 | 0:08:26 | |
Let's not do anything rash, now, postie! | 0:08:32 | 0:08:36 | |
Just hand it over... | 0:08:36 | 0:08:39 | |
nice and slow. | 0:08:39 | 0:08:41 | |
< They're trying to poison us with that soup! | 0:08:42 | 0:08:46 | |
They've found special ingredients. | 0:08:46 | 0:08:50 | |
It's fingers! | 0:08:50 | 0:08:53 | |
They're trying to poison us. | 0:08:55 | 0:08:58 | |
THEY CACKLE | 0:09:01 | 0:09:03 | |
Argh! | 0:09:03 | 0:09:05 | |
# I got a letter A love letter | 0:09:05 | 0:09:08 | |
# I got a letter A love letter from Jane | 0:09:08 | 0:09:12 | |
# I got a letter Cos she loves me... # | 0:09:14 | 0:09:18 | |
"Dear Bouncer... | 0:09:21 | 0:09:22 | |
"Dear...boyfriend..." | 0:09:22 | 0:09:25 | |
"Rabbit"?! | 0:09:25 | 0:09:27 | |
"Chocolate"? | 0:09:29 | 0:09:31 | |
"Dearest Jane, just a note to say Mr Sniffles the rabbit is on his way | 0:09:34 | 0:09:39 | |
"with lots of chocs in a pretty box for you to eat today." | 0:09:39 | 0:09:45 | |
Michael! Michael! | 0:09:51 | 0:09:53 | |
FOOTSTEPS THUMP UP THE STAIRS | 0:09:53 | 0:09:57 | |
Poisoner! You tried to poison Crash with this soup. | 0:10:04 | 0:10:10 | |
I didn't try to poison Crash! | 0:10:10 | 0:10:12 | |
D'you know how much chocolate he ate yesterday? | 0:10:12 | 0:10:16 | |
Well, you tried to put us all to sleep | 0:10:16 | 0:10:19 | |
and...I heard you talking on the phone to the boss. | 0:10:19 | 0:10:23 | |
Oh, the boss! Don't tell Sid but that's my auntie from the Caribbean. | 0:10:23 | 0:10:28 | |
Keep it quiet. I'm not supposed to make international calls. | 0:10:28 | 0:10:32 | |
But you put ladies' fingers in the soup! | 0:10:32 | 0:10:35 | |
Ladies' fingers - | 0:10:37 | 0:10:40 | |
okra! The secret ingredient. | 0:10:40 | 0:10:43 | |
The soup's not poison, it's ambrosia. | 0:10:43 | 0:10:46 | |
Watch... | 0:10:46 | 0:10:48 | |
Mmm! | 0:10:48 | 0:10:50 | |
-Duke! -Duke! -Duke! | 0:10:54 | 0:10:56 | |
Oi! | 0:11:03 | 0:11:06 | |
Thank you, postie! I'll take the chocolates. | 0:11:10 | 0:11:14 | |
And I'll take Mr Sniffles! | 0:11:14 | 0:11:16 | |
Argh! Argh! | 0:11:16 | 0:11:19 | |
-Give it back! -Give it here! | 0:11:19 | 0:11:22 | |
THEY ALL TALK AT ONCE | 0:11:22 | 0:11:25 | |
-Where did you get them from? -Sniffles, I believe is his name? | 0:11:29 | 0:11:34 | |
-Oh, dear. -OK, Bounce... | 0:11:34 | 0:11:37 | |
nobody's perfect - you, me, Layla. We've all made mistakes. | 0:11:37 | 0:11:42 | |
Sometimes it's better to raise both hands and say, "OK, I goofed." | 0:11:42 | 0:11:46 | |
Humiliation is a part of growing up. | 0:11:46 | 0:11:49 | |
-What are you talking about? -How do I put this? | 0:11:49 | 0:11:52 | |
Chantal, Roxy and Rio wrote Jane's letters. | 0:11:52 | 0:11:56 | |
-They've been making a fool out of you. -You what?! | 0:11:56 | 0:11:59 | |
Jane never even got your letters. | 0:11:59 | 0:12:02 | |
So I'm still in with a chance, then? | 0:12:02 | 0:12:05 | |
Bouncer, she thinks you're mad. | 0:12:05 | 0:12:09 | |
Anyway, I'M not writing any more! | 0:12:09 | 0:12:12 | |
Rise above the situation, Bounce. ..Be a man! | 0:12:12 | 0:12:16 | |
Oi! That's MY rabbit. | 0:12:19 | 0:12:22 | |
I've got the ears to prove it. | 0:12:22 | 0:12:25 | |
Take him. But, remember, he's more of a rabbit than you'll ever be! | 0:12:25 | 0:12:30 | |
And we'll have these. | 0:12:34 | 0:12:36 | |
Mmm! Knock 'em dead soup! | 0:12:39 | 0:12:42 | |
..Oh, nice! | 0:12:42 | 0:12:44 | |
Octopus, is it? Snail? Mouse? | 0:12:44 | 0:12:48 | |
No. No, I can't say. It's a secret family recipe. | 0:12:48 | 0:12:52 | |
Um, Jane, we got these for you. | 0:12:57 | 0:13:00 | |
We've eaten half of them but there's plenty left. | 0:13:00 | 0:13:03 | |
We've really enjoyed having you here. | 0:13:03 | 0:13:05 | |
I suppose I'd better practise my scorpion kicks! | 0:13:05 | 0:13:09 | |
I'm proud of you, bro. You see, you CAN do it. She's just a chick! | 0:13:14 | 0:13:19 | |
Hi, I'm Frances, I'm the new student. | 0:13:19 | 0:13:22 | |
-Is this a good time to interrupt? -Yeah, come in, have some soup. | 0:13:22 | 0:13:26 | |
Lol...? Lol, are you all right? | 0:13:28 | 0:13:30 | |
-Yeah. -Lol... | 0:13:30 | 0:13:33 | |
Boys! | 0:13:33 | 0:13:35 | |
'No flipping! There's plenty more action coming...NOW!' | 0:13:35 | 0:13:40 | |
Argh! Who's there?! | 0:13:54 | 0:13:57 | |
Marco! It's the middle of the night. | 0:13:58 | 0:14:02 | |
Come quick, the aliens have landed! | 0:14:02 | 0:14:04 | |
-Oh...! -Come on! | 0:14:04 | 0:14:08 | |
-What's up? -Marco's found aliens, in the cupboard. | 0:14:13 | 0:14:16 | |
Again? What happened? They got lost on their way to Venus? | 0:14:16 | 0:14:20 | |
Who knows? | 0:14:20 | 0:14:23 | |
Ah-ha! ..They've gone, but they MUST be coming back - | 0:14:23 | 0:14:28 | |
they left their communication device behind. | 0:14:28 | 0:14:32 | |
Hi, I'm back! Did you miss me? | 0:14:52 | 0:14:55 | |
Meadowhurst Farm was fantastic! | 0:14:57 | 0:14:59 | |
I saw a lamb being born - blood and everything! | 0:14:59 | 0:15:04 | |
-I've got something to tell you. -What? | 0:15:04 | 0:15:07 | |
-Well... -Good morning, girls! Come on, Hayley, get a move on. | 0:15:07 | 0:15:12 | |
Big day today, remember? Mark and Helen will be here in a few hours. | 0:15:12 | 0:15:17 | |
You're going out with Mark and Helen? | 0:15:17 | 0:15:21 | |
I'm going to breakfast. You coming? | 0:15:21 | 0:15:24 | |
MARCO BARKS LIKE A DOG Hi, everyone! What's happening? | 0:15:27 | 0:15:32 | |
-Hi, Layla. -How was Meadowhurst Farm? -It was fantastic. | 0:15:32 | 0:15:37 | |
We had pancakes every day for breakfast. | 0:15:37 | 0:15:41 | |
Good doggie! | 0:15:41 | 0:15:44 | |
Next time we can go together! | 0:15:46 | 0:15:49 | |
Hayley? | 0:15:51 | 0:15:53 | |
I think she's nervous. ..Stop it, boys! | 0:15:54 | 0:15:57 | |
-Come on. Come on. Marco, come on - give. -Grrr! -Give. | 0:15:57 | 0:16:01 | |
Good boy. The people who are taking you out this morning are waiting in my office. Off you pop. | 0:16:01 | 0:16:07 | |
-MARCO BARKS -Bad doggie! Go in your basket! | 0:16:07 | 0:16:11 | |
I'll be in the garden, Layla, if you need to chat. | 0:16:11 | 0:16:15 | |
-MARCO BARKS -Hello! -Hello! | 0:16:18 | 0:16:22 | |
This is Marco. That's enough barking, thank you. | 0:16:22 | 0:16:25 | |
-Oh! -Mum! -He's very excited to meet you, as you can see, | 0:16:25 | 0:16:30 | |
and very fond of animals. D'you have a dog, by any chance? | 0:16:30 | 0:16:34 | |
No, Martin's allergic. | 0:16:34 | 0:16:37 | |
MARCO WHIMPERS LIKE A DOG | 0:16:39 | 0:16:42 | |
-Thank you, Layla. -It's OK. | 0:16:45 | 0:16:48 | |
Don't worry, you can always go and visit. | 0:16:49 | 0:16:52 | |
Go and visit? What? | 0:16:52 | 0:16:55 | |
Hayley! Lucky girl. If it all works out with her new family, | 0:16:55 | 0:17:00 | |
-she'll never have to eat my cooking again! -Why? | 0:17:00 | 0:17:04 | |
Well, she's leaving today. | 0:17:04 | 0:17:06 | |
Sorry, Layla, I thought she'd told you. | 0:17:22 | 0:17:25 | |
-She said she would do as soon as you got back. -Well, she didn't! | 0:17:25 | 0:17:30 | |
Well done, Duke, my son - you made a real mess of that! | 0:17:32 | 0:17:37 | |
Thanks for telling me(!) | 0:17:47 | 0:17:49 | |
I really wanted to, but every time I tried, I just couldn't. | 0:17:49 | 0:17:55 | |
You'll always be my best friend. | 0:17:55 | 0:17:58 | |
Best friends don't have secrets. | 0:17:58 | 0:18:02 | |
I know. I'm sorry. I'm really going to miss you. | 0:18:02 | 0:18:06 | |
Mark and Helen are really nice. They said you can visit any time, | 0:18:06 | 0:18:11 | |
-and I can come back here. -Hayley! Mark and Helen are here. | 0:18:11 | 0:18:16 | |
BRANCHES CREAK | 0:18:27 | 0:18:30 | |
Hey, Batman, lost your batmates? | 0:18:30 | 0:18:33 | |
-Go away. -It speaks(!) Want a hand to get down? | 0:18:33 | 0:18:36 | |
There are other things I could be doing. | 0:18:38 | 0:18:42 | |
If you hang upside down too long, the blood drains out of your feet | 0:18:42 | 0:18:46 | |
into your brain and your eyes pop out! | 0:18:46 | 0:18:49 | |
Messy - blood all over the place. | 0:18:49 | 0:18:52 | |
I WAS coming down anyway. | 0:18:52 | 0:18:54 | |
You all right, Layla? | 0:19:00 | 0:19:03 | |
Hayley told you she's leaving? | 0:19:09 | 0:19:11 | |
No, she didn't have the guts! | 0:19:11 | 0:19:14 | |
I had to find out for myself. | 0:19:14 | 0:19:17 | |
We've known hundreds of kids that get fostered, haven't we? | 0:19:17 | 0:19:21 | |
-Yeah, hundreds. -You'll be next - you watch! | 0:19:21 | 0:19:26 | |
Some chance! | 0:19:26 | 0:19:28 | |
I bet you a fiver. | 0:19:28 | 0:19:30 | |
When there's all those perfect, Barbie Doll kids out there? | 0:19:30 | 0:19:35 | |
Get lost! Families love little cute kids like you. | 0:19:35 | 0:19:39 | |
It's ugly brutes like Bouncer no-one wants! | 0:19:39 | 0:19:42 | |
Hayley's got there first, that's all. | 0:19:43 | 0:19:46 | |
-Bad day, huh? -No-one's ever going to foster me. -Course they are. | 0:19:51 | 0:19:56 | |
-Little kids are the first to be snapped up. -If you're cute like Hayley. | 0:19:56 | 0:20:01 | |
But YOU'RE cute. | 0:20:01 | 0:20:04 | |
In your own way. | 0:20:04 | 0:20:06 | |
I'm never going to get fostered. I'm just too weird. | 0:20:06 | 0:20:10 | |
-You know what you have to do. -What? -Just be a muggle for a bit. | 0:20:11 | 0:20:16 | |
-A muggle? -Someone ordinary, boring. | 0:20:16 | 0:20:18 | |
-Then when you get fostered, do what you want. -What's going on? | 0:20:18 | 0:20:22 | |
-Marco wants to be normal. -Marco? Normal? Don't hold your breath! | 0:20:22 | 0:20:27 | |
-Oi! -Don't worry. We'll show her. It can't be THAT difficult. | 0:20:28 | 0:20:33 | |
COMPUTER GAME BLEEPING | 0:20:56 | 0:20:59 | |
Look, I need help. I've got six hours to make Marco normal. | 0:20:59 | 0:21:02 | |
-Many have tried and failed! -A family are coming this afternoon. | 0:21:02 | 0:21:07 | |
If we can get rid of the nutty bits, they might take him out. | 0:21:07 | 0:21:11 | |
It's the nutty bits that make Marco...Marco! | 0:21:11 | 0:21:14 | |
But Marco WITH nutty bits hangs from a tree pretending to be a bat. | 0:21:14 | 0:21:18 | |
Marco WITHOUT nutty bits goes out with a nice family to have fun. | 0:21:18 | 0:21:22 | |
-Crash, are you in? -Sure, be a laugh. -For who? | 0:21:22 | 0:21:26 | |
Tracey Beaker, you're fostered, you're OK. | 0:21:26 | 0:21:30 | |
Exactly my point. If I can get fostered, anyone can. | 0:21:30 | 0:21:33 | |
This is Marco we're talking about! | 0:21:33 | 0:21:36 | |
-What d'you like for breakfast? -Cornflakes and lemonade. | 0:21:36 | 0:21:40 | |
-Or bread and gravy. -Good choice. | 0:21:40 | 0:21:43 | |
From now on, it's toast and jam, OK? | 0:21:43 | 0:21:46 | |
-Favourite sport? -Crown green bowling. | 0:21:46 | 0:21:49 | |
-Football. And David Beckham's your hero. -But Uri Geller's my hero! | 0:21:49 | 0:21:54 | |
No, repeat after me, "David Beckham". | 0:21:54 | 0:21:57 | |
David Beckham! | 0:21:57 | 0:21:59 | |
That's his hobbies and eating habits. Now his clothes. | 0:21:59 | 0:22:02 | |
There is NOTHING wrong with my clothes! | 0:22:02 | 0:22:05 | |
Hayley, time to go. | 0:22:07 | 0:22:10 | |
Come on, Michael, she'll be leaving in a minute. | 0:22:17 | 0:22:21 | |
-When's she coming down? -She's in there. She's waiting. | 0:22:21 | 0:22:25 | |
THEY ALL CHEER Send us a postcard! | 0:22:26 | 0:22:30 | |
You'll be next - you watch! | 0:22:34 | 0:22:37 | |
I'm going to miss you, kiddo! | 0:22:37 | 0:22:39 | |
You ever want peanut cookies, you know where I am! | 0:22:39 | 0:22:43 | |
You haven't seen Layla, have you? | 0:22:43 | 0:22:46 | |
-I'm sure she won't be long. -Maybe the toilet door's stuck again. | 0:22:46 | 0:22:52 | |
Thanks. But I don't think she wants to be my friend any more. | 0:22:52 | 0:22:57 | |
Of course she does. She'll write to you. Sure. | 0:22:57 | 0:23:01 | |
So, here it is. | 0:23:02 | 0:23:04 | |
The big, wide world. Are you OK? | 0:23:04 | 0:23:07 | |
That's my girl! Come on. | 0:23:07 | 0:23:09 | |
It might seem a little strange at first | 0:23:09 | 0:23:12 | |
but you can ring me any time. | 0:23:12 | 0:23:14 | |
I'm on a roll! I think we've found the perfect family for Marco. | 0:23:14 | 0:23:19 | |
If they don't want him as soon as they see him, I'll eat my box file! | 0:23:19 | 0:23:23 | |
-ALL: See ya! -Bye! | 0:23:23 | 0:23:26 | |
TOOT, TOOT! | 0:23:55 | 0:23:58 | |
I forgot to give you this! | 0:24:06 | 0:24:09 | |
-Sorry. -Me too. | 0:24:09 | 0:24:12 | |
-Come back and visit. -Of course I will. | 0:24:12 | 0:24:16 | |
I thought you might like it, for when we're pop stars. | 0:24:16 | 0:24:20 | |
See ya. | 0:24:23 | 0:24:26 | |
Don't forget me! | 0:24:27 | 0:24:30 | |
-This way, Marco! -Remember - nice and normal. | 0:24:36 | 0:24:41 | |
Hello, my name is Marco Maloney. | 0:24:43 | 0:24:46 | |
Have you done something different to your hair? | 0:24:46 | 0:24:50 | |
Marco, meet the Boxers! | 0:24:50 | 0:24:53 | |
There's nothing I like better than watching TV and hoping to see my hero, Derek Beckham. | 0:24:56 | 0:25:01 | |
That is, of course, after I've eaten my toast and jam. | 0:25:01 | 0:25:05 | |
Sorry to butt in, but life with the Boxers may be a bit spooky for you. | 0:25:05 | 0:25:10 | |
We like to stay up all night, looking for UFOs, | 0:25:10 | 0:25:14 | |
eating crazy stuff. And we collect false teeth of the rich and famous. | 0:25:14 | 0:25:18 | |
These are from the first Dracula film! | 0:25:18 | 0:25:22 | |
Maybe you'd like a family that's a bit more... What's the word we don't use, lotus flower? | 0:25:23 | 0:25:29 | |
Normal? | 0:25:29 | 0:25:32 | |
Maybe you'd like a family that's a bit more...like that. | 0:25:32 | 0:25:37 | |
-I hate you all! -We were only trying to help. | 0:25:38 | 0:25:42 | |
How could we know they'd just landed from Planet Zog? | 0:25:42 | 0:25:45 | |
-What did I say? Dare to be different. -You might be right. | 0:25:45 | 0:25:50 | |
Time for the Beaker treatment. Crash, come with me. | 0:25:50 | 0:25:54 | |
Jackie, your recorder. Bouncer, get Marco in his Sunday best. | 0:25:54 | 0:25:58 | |
-..Yes, well, I do understand. -Thank you. | 0:26:01 | 0:26:05 | |
Bye, then. | 0:26:05 | 0:26:08 | |
Whoa! | 0:26:13 | 0:26:15 | |
Oh, not again, Marco! Please excuse my friend. | 0:26:19 | 0:26:23 | |
We try and tell him it's not real but he just doesn't listen. | 0:26:23 | 0:26:28 | |
Maybe there's more to this boy than meets the eye. What are you doing? | 0:26:28 | 0:26:32 | |
I'm communing with the snake spirit of Nefertiti. | 0:26:32 | 0:26:36 | |
-You could be our sort of guy after all! -I have a meeting with the leprechauns. Mustn't be late. | 0:26:36 | 0:26:42 | |
Any time you want to join us flamenco dancing, | 0:26:42 | 0:26:46 | |
-get your boss to give us a ring. -I will. Ole! | 0:26:46 | 0:26:51 |