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# I can make my world come true All my dreams will see me through | 0:00:06 | 0:00:11 | |
-# It doesn't matter What may come my way... -No! No! | 0:00:11 | 0:00:14 | |
# Believe me now I will win some day. # | 0:00:14 | 0:00:19 | |
How can all your clothes be dirty?! | 0:00:19 | 0:00:21 | |
You must take more responsibility for yourself when you move out! | 0:00:21 | 0:00:25 | |
-You can't wander wearing no trousers all your life. -Responsibility? | 0:00:25 | 0:00:29 | |
Yippee! Next stop, a dull job, followed by a dull wedding, the dull kids... | 0:00:29 | 0:00:35 | |
-You'll be old and dull before you know it, like these two. -I won't! | 0:00:35 | 0:00:39 | |
When I move into the halfway house, I'll live by my own rules. | 0:00:39 | 0:00:43 | |
At Cam's place, we have to vote on rules, rotas, everything. | 0:00:43 | 0:00:46 | |
-Democracy, she calls it. -Having a say in your life is a positive. | 0:00:46 | 0:00:50 | |
It reaches into our inner selves. | 0:00:50 | 0:00:52 | |
You'll be giving this lot the vote next! | 0:00:52 | 0:00:55 | |
-THEY LAUGH. -Why not? -Yeah! | 0:00:55 | 0:00:57 | |
Why not? Elaine, you are a genius. | 0:00:57 | 0:01:00 | |
Oh... Well, I wouldn't say that exactly. | 0:01:00 | 0:01:04 | |
Such vision. I can just see the bestseller now - | 0:01:04 | 0:01:07 | |
Elaine - Democracy And The Inner Self. | 0:01:07 | 0:01:10 | |
Bestseller?! | 0:01:12 | 0:01:13 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:01:22 | 0:01:25 | |
PEOPLE CHEER | 0:01:25 | 0:01:28 | |
Better get started now, before someone steals the idea. | 0:01:28 | 0:01:31 | |
I better had! | 0:01:31 | 0:01:32 | |
CHILDREN SHOUT Oh... Now what? | 0:01:35 | 0:01:38 | |
I only asked for some trousers! | 0:01:40 | 0:01:43 | |
So... | 0:01:43 | 0:01:44 | |
Voting gives you | 0:01:44 | 0:01:47 | |
all kinds of grown-up responsibilities. | 0:01:47 | 0:01:50 | |
What do you think? | 0:01:50 | 0:01:52 | |
Brilliant, Elaine. | 0:01:52 | 0:01:54 | |
-Can we vote on anything? -Absolutely! | 0:01:54 | 0:01:57 | |
Anything you want! Just... Just propose it. | 0:01:57 | 0:02:00 | |
OK... I propose there are no rules. | 0:02:00 | 0:02:03 | |
Vote! | 0:02:03 | 0:02:06 | |
Er... No, no! I don't think that, um... | 0:02:06 | 0:02:08 | |
-That's then, then - passed unanimously. -CHILDREN CHEER | 0:02:08 | 0:02:12 | |
Well... | 0:02:12 | 0:02:13 | |
No, no, hang on! Wait... | 0:02:13 | 0:02:15 | |
That woman! That girl! | 0:02:17 | 0:02:20 | |
This place! | 0:02:20 | 0:02:22 | |
Why are you wearing a suit? | 0:02:25 | 0:02:27 | |
An interview? Why on earth would you want another job?! | 0:02:32 | 0:02:36 | |
More money...less work. | 0:02:36 | 0:02:39 | |
As if I haven't got enough problems! | 0:02:39 | 0:02:43 | |
No! | 0:02:57 | 0:02:58 | |
Oh... One other thing. Could you give me a written reference? | 0:03:02 | 0:03:06 | |
Hey, Duke, where are you off to? Getting married? | 0:03:30 | 0:03:34 | |
Married?! Who on earth would want to marry him? | 0:03:34 | 0:03:37 | |
CHURCH BELL RINGS | 0:03:37 | 0:03:40 | |
KNOCK ON DOOR | 0:03:40 | 0:03:42 | |
- Agh! - I'd marry you, Duke. | 0:03:44 | 0:03:48 | |
Hey... What are you two up to? | 0:03:55 | 0:03:58 | |
Hello, I would like a temp cook for a week, please. | 0:03:58 | 0:04:03 | |
What about a day? Half a day? | 0:04:05 | 0:04:08 | |
An hour? ..Hello?! Hello? | 0:04:08 | 0:04:11 | |
So... How's the brilliant idea coming along? | 0:04:12 | 0:04:16 | |
M-Marvellous! | 0:04:16 | 0:04:19 | |
Ev-Everything's, um... | 0:04:19 | 0:04:21 | |
-You know... -Great! Well, you can make the lunches, then. | 0:04:21 | 0:04:25 | |
Oh, I'd like to, but the thing is, I have to observe. | 0:04:25 | 0:04:29 | |
Take notes. | 0:04:29 | 0:04:30 | |
-Can't Duke do it? -No, he's been headhunted. | 0:04:30 | 0:04:34 | |
Oh... | 0:04:34 | 0:04:35 | |
So Mr Smart really does listen to my suggestions after all. | 0:04:35 | 0:04:40 | |
You recommended him for another job? | 0:04:40 | 0:04:44 | |
Brilliant, isn't it?! | 0:04:44 | 0:04:46 | |
So... | 0:04:51 | 0:04:52 | |
If there's no rules, when do we eat? | 0:04:52 | 0:04:55 | |
When we say so! | 0:04:55 | 0:04:58 | |
Well, we could if there was anything to eat! | 0:05:00 | 0:05:02 | |
Someone's nicked the lot! | 0:05:02 | 0:05:04 | |
-Who'd do that? -Boys, of course. -Typical - they're all the same. | 0:05:04 | 0:05:07 | |
Yeah, greedy and selfish. | 0:05:07 | 0:05:10 | |
Hey! That's sexist! | 0:05:10 | 0:05:12 | |
You girls have got a serious attitude problem. | 0:05:12 | 0:05:15 | |
I'll give him attitude. | 0:05:18 | 0:05:22 | |
-They think they run this place! -Girls. Typical. | 0:05:25 | 0:05:28 | |
I suppose we could share with them. No! | 0:05:28 | 0:05:31 | |
-THEY LAUGH -Yeah, right! | 0:05:31 | 0:05:33 | |
Good on you! Let's get cooking! | 0:05:33 | 0:05:36 | |
Oh, looks like we're just in time. Make mine two eggs sunny side up. | 0:05:36 | 0:05:40 | |
Yeah, in your dreams. | 0:05:40 | 0:05:42 | |
-But we're hungry. -OK, here you go. | 0:05:42 | 0:05:46 | |
-Enjoy. -Hang on. | 0:05:46 | 0:05:48 | |
-There has to be a solution. -Yeah. | 0:05:48 | 0:05:51 | |
-We'll fight you for it. -OK. | 0:05:51 | 0:05:54 | |
-Game on. -OK, leave them alone. Come on. | 0:05:54 | 0:05:56 | |
-We could wipe this bunch any time -Oh, I said let's go! | 0:05:56 | 0:06:01 | |
Yeah, go on! Run off! | 0:06:01 | 0:06:02 | |
Yeah, you bunch of girls! | 0:06:02 | 0:06:07 | |
-THEY LAUGH -Bunch of girls? | 0:06:07 | 0:06:09 | |
With Tracey Beaker? | 0:06:09 | 0:06:11 | |
It seems quiet after the care home. | 0:06:11 | 0:06:14 | |
This is where the real care work is done. | 0:06:14 | 0:06:17 | |
You can make a real positive difference here. | 0:06:17 | 0:06:20 | |
It make take some time getting used to working in an office again. | 0:06:20 | 0:06:23 | |
You mean... | 0:06:23 | 0:06:26 | |
One like this? | 0:06:26 | 0:06:28 | |
This would be your office. | 0:06:28 | 0:06:31 | |
Pot plant and all. | 0:06:31 | 0:06:33 | |
As far as I'm concerned, the job's yours. | 0:06:52 | 0:06:55 | |
All I need is a written reference. | 0:06:55 | 0:06:59 | |
You do have one, don't you? | 0:06:59 | 0:07:01 | |
Dear me. | 0:07:21 | 0:07:24 | |
I've never read a reference like that before. | 0:07:24 | 0:07:26 | |
Oh, well... | 0:07:28 | 0:07:29 | |
-Nice to have met you. -Sounds like he thinks the world of you. | 0:07:29 | 0:07:33 | |
-You must make quite a team. -I... | 0:07:33 | 0:07:37 | |
-I guess so. -When can you start? | 0:07:37 | 0:07:40 | |
Have you got your National Insurance forms? | 0:07:40 | 0:07:43 | |
Er... | 0:07:43 | 0:07:45 | |
-Oh, sorry, no. I'll post them on. -No, no. I want to fast track this. | 0:07:45 | 0:07:50 | |
I'll pick them up in the morning. So... | 0:07:50 | 0:07:52 | |
Welcome aboard, eh? | 0:07:52 | 0:07:54 | |
-I mean, what are they gonna do? -Yeah, exactly. | 0:07:56 | 0:08:00 | |
We'll stuff ourselves, then veg out with telly and computers. | 0:08:00 | 0:08:04 | |
-Oh, no! She wouldn't! -They haven't. | 0:08:04 | 0:08:07 | |
-Looking for one of these, boys? -Give us that! | 0:08:07 | 0:08:10 | |
Wait! Wait! Wait! Wait! I think you need to discuss this! | 0:08:13 | 0:08:18 | |
-Hello! Anyone? -Pass the milk, boys. | 0:08:18 | 0:08:21 | |
-Give 'em back! -We'll fight you for 'em. -Forget about the vegging out. | 0:08:21 | 0:08:25 | |
-You can't do this! -You can only get one channel without the remote! | 0:08:25 | 0:08:29 | |
-Wildlife! -And don't even bother trying to use the toilets. | 0:08:29 | 0:08:33 | |
Mmm... | 0:08:37 | 0:08:39 | |
CHILDREN SHOUT > | 0:08:39 | 0:08:42 | |
-Discipline holding up, then? -Er... | 0:08:48 | 0:08:51 | |
Pretty much and it'll be terrific research for my bestseller. | 0:08:51 | 0:08:54 | |
Don't worry. I've got everything under control. | 0:08:54 | 0:08:58 | |
SHOUTING CONTINUES | 0:08:58 | 0:09:00 | |
Good luck. | 0:09:03 | 0:09:06 | |
This is better - talking. You have to admit, it got a bit silly. | 0:09:06 | 0:09:11 | |
It's not very grown-up, is it? | 0:09:12 | 0:09:14 | |
No. Grown-ups would've had strikes. | 0:09:14 | 0:09:17 | |
-Riots! -Wars. -Right, well, anyway... | 0:09:17 | 0:09:20 | |
It's time to negotiate. | 0:09:20 | 0:09:23 | |
-How about a compromise? -Good idea. -Yeah. | 0:09:23 | 0:09:27 | |
You can have half the food... if you cook all the meals. | 0:09:27 | 0:09:31 | |
-ALL: Yeah! -How about you bog off? | 0:09:31 | 0:09:34 | |
This is war, Beaker! | 0:09:34 | 0:09:35 | |
That suits us! | 0:09:35 | 0:09:37 | |
EVERYONE SHOUTS | 0:09:49 | 0:09:52 | |
-False alarm! -Don't worry. It's only her. | 0:09:52 | 0:09:54 | |
It's way past your bedtime! | 0:09:54 | 0:09:56 | |
-What bedtime? -Yeah! No rules, no bedtime. | 0:09:56 | 0:10:01 | |
EVERYONE CHEERS, SHE SIGHS | 0:10:01 | 0:10:04 | |
LOUD SNORING | 0:10:04 | 0:10:07 | |
CRASH! | 0:10:10 | 0:10:13 | |
Quiet, I'm trying to get to sleep. | 0:10:13 | 0:10:15 | |
-I'm tired. -I'm tired...and hungry. | 0:10:15 | 0:10:18 | |
So what do you suggest? We just give in? | 0:10:18 | 0:10:21 | |
No way! We should attack! | 0:10:21 | 0:10:23 | |
When the time is right. | 0:10:23 | 0:10:25 | |
-How's things? -Fine. | 0:10:33 | 0:10:37 | |
I suppose you think, when you go away, everything just falls to pieces. | 0:10:37 | 0:10:41 | |
Oh, no. I just thought... | 0:10:41 | 0:10:44 | |
Yeah, the fridge is empty. | 0:10:44 | 0:10:46 | |
Everyone's starving and the kids've turned into packs of wild animals. | 0:10:46 | 0:10:50 | |
But apart from that, everything's perfectly normal. | 0:10:50 | 0:10:54 | |
-No, Crash! No! -But I'm so hungry! | 0:11:22 | 0:11:24 | |
You're hungry?! I'm so empty! | 0:11:24 | 0:11:28 | |
I could eat a horse! | 0:11:30 | 0:11:32 | |
I'll, er, take these and get off. | 0:11:35 | 0:11:37 | |
-Meet the kids first! -I'd love to, but, um... | 0:11:37 | 0:11:41 | |
Busy, busy. | 0:11:41 | 0:11:42 | |
You must be able to find some common ground. | 0:11:45 | 0:11:49 | |
A like you share. | 0:11:49 | 0:11:51 | |
A dislike, then. | 0:11:51 | 0:11:52 | |
Surely something in here makes you go mad! | 0:11:52 | 0:11:56 | |
-Now you come to mention it... -Yeah, there is. -Great. | 0:11:56 | 0:11:59 | |
So why don't you resolve your differences and...and unite? | 0:11:59 | 0:12:05 | |
Sounds good to me. | 0:12:05 | 0:12:07 | |
-OK, I'm up for that. -Great! | 0:12:07 | 0:12:10 | |
So come on, then. | 0:12:10 | 0:12:11 | |
Let it all hang out. | 0:12:11 | 0:12:13 | |
OK. If you so. | 0:12:13 | 0:12:16 | |
ALL: Charge! | 0:12:16 | 0:12:20 | |
-Off already? -Just typing up my notes. | 0:12:23 | 0:12:26 | |
It's all going...brilliant-ish. | 0:12:26 | 0:12:28 | |
Quick! Save yourself! Get out of here! | 0:12:28 | 0:12:31 | |
THEY SCREAM AND SHOUT | 0:12:31 | 0:12:36 | |
Duke! Let's get out of this dump! | 0:12:45 | 0:12:49 | |
They're animals! | 0:12:49 | 0:12:50 | |
Actually, they're not animals. | 0:12:50 | 0:12:53 | |
They're kids who need care. | 0:12:53 | 0:12:55 | |
That's why it's called a care home. | 0:12:55 | 0:12:58 | |
But, er, you've forgotten that | 0:12:58 | 0:13:00 | |
with your comfy office and your pot plants. | 0:13:00 | 0:13:03 | |
Goodbye. Who needs an office when you've got all this? | 0:13:04 | 0:13:07 | |
SCREAMS CONTINUE, DUKE JOINS IN | 0:13:07 | 0:13:11 | |
Right, you lot! | 0:13:13 | 0:13:16 | |
I've just got one word to say to you! | 0:13:16 | 0:13:21 | |
Pizza! THEY CHEER | 0:13:22 | 0:13:26 | |
Do remember, viewers, watching TV gives you square eyes. | 0:13:32 | 0:13:36 | |
Not! | 0:13:36 | 0:13:39 | |
You've done Goldilocks, you've seen Cinderella, | 0:13:39 | 0:13:41 | |
but there's no-one quite like Beaker. | 0:13:41 | 0:13:44 | |
Hurry up, Chand. It's feeding time. | 0:13:45 | 0:13:48 | |
Um... He's not here. | 0:13:48 | 0:13:49 | |
-What?! -He's not in his box. | 0:13:51 | 0:13:54 | |
Course he is! You're just not looking properly. | 0:13:54 | 0:13:58 | |
He's not there! | 0:13:58 | 0:13:59 | |
He's not in his box! | 0:13:59 | 0:14:01 | |
What's the matter? What is it? | 0:14:01 | 0:14:03 | |
He's...gone! | 0:14:03 | 0:14:06 | |
Oh...no! | 0:14:08 | 0:14:09 | |
What kind of monster gets up your nose? | 0:14:11 | 0:14:14 | |
-A bogey man! -THEY LAUGH | 0:14:14 | 0:14:17 | |
Sid, Sid... | 0:14:17 | 0:14:19 | |
"What's the difference between an elephant and a biscuit?" | 0:14:19 | 0:14:23 | |
Have you ever tried dipping an elephant into a cup of tea? | 0:14:23 | 0:14:27 | |
Oh-oh! Red alert! Red alert! | 0:14:29 | 0:14:32 | |
We have a sense of humour failure. We have a sense of humour failure. | 0:14:32 | 0:14:36 | |
THEY IMITATE SIRENS | 0:14:36 | 0:14:40 | |
This'll make you laugh. Bounce, do you Dot Cotton impression. | 0:15:03 | 0:15:08 | |
HIGH VOICE: You're such a pretty girl, Sonia. | 0:15:08 | 0:15:11 | |
OK, OK... Dot Cotton being attacked by piranha fish. | 0:15:12 | 0:15:16 | |
Sonia! Sonia! | 0:15:16 | 0:15:18 | |
Oh, come on, Sid! | 0:15:18 | 0:15:20 | |
This is really hilarious, OK? | 0:15:22 | 0:15:25 | |
Bounce... | 0:15:25 | 0:15:27 | |
Do your exploding alien. | 0:15:27 | 0:15:29 | |
HE GIBBERS | 0:15:29 | 0:15:32 | |
Yeah... Later, boys. | 0:15:33 | 0:15:37 | |
-There's something wrong with him. -Yeah. | 0:15:39 | 0:15:41 | |
Doesn't he realise we're the funniest people here? | 0:15:41 | 0:15:44 | |
-Comedy dream team - that's us. -If we can't make him laugh, no-one can. | 0:15:44 | 0:15:48 | |
He was like my best mate! | 0:15:52 | 0:15:54 | |
I could tell him anything! | 0:15:54 | 0:15:57 | |
Call yourself a well 'ard. | 0:15:57 | 0:16:00 | |
Well 'ards don't cry over nothing. | 0:16:00 | 0:16:02 | |
-But... -Nothing! Got it? | 0:16:02 | 0:16:05 | |
We are your family. We're the only mates you need. | 0:16:05 | 0:16:09 | |
Now, let's split up and search. | 0:16:09 | 0:16:11 | |
Hi. My name's Bounce, and when I grow up I wanna be...a pop star. | 0:16:15 | 0:16:22 | |
# I just can't get you out of my head | 0:16:22 | 0:16:25 | |
# Boy, your loving is all I think about... # | 0:16:25 | 0:16:28 | |
-Look, have you two been drinking that fizzy drink again with all the additives? -No! | 0:16:28 | 0:16:33 | |
-We're just trying to make you laugh! -You know, like this... | 0:16:33 | 0:16:37 | |
-THEY GIGGLE -I laugh as much as anyone. | 0:16:37 | 0:16:39 | |
-What?! You never find anything funny! -That's not true! | 0:16:39 | 0:16:43 | |
-I have a finely-honed appreciation of comic irony. -Yeah? OK. | 0:16:43 | 0:16:47 | |
So when was the last time you had a good proper giggle, then? | 0:16:47 | 0:16:50 | |
THEY HARMONISE: "Can't Get You Out Of My Head" | 0:16:54 | 0:16:57 | |
Has anyone seen Marco? | 0:17:03 | 0:17:05 | |
BOTH: Sorry. | 0:17:05 | 0:17:07 | |
We were supposed to be making an animal hospital. | 0:17:07 | 0:17:12 | |
Oh, dear! | 0:17:12 | 0:17:13 | |
Tell me the truth - am I a humourless grump? | 0:17:14 | 0:17:19 | |
No... Come on. This is serious. | 0:17:21 | 0:17:23 | |
Tell me. | 0:17:23 | 0:17:26 | |
You've had a very heavy workload recently. | 0:17:26 | 0:17:28 | |
-What's that, a code for "You've got no sense of humour"? -Well, er... No, it's... | 0:17:28 | 0:17:33 | |
Everyone has... Yeah. | 0:17:33 | 0:17:37 | |
That's ridiculous! | 0:17:38 | 0:17:40 | |
I like a laugh as much as the next man. | 0:17:40 | 0:17:43 | |
-Aw... -Got ya! -It's only plastic, Duke. | 0:17:43 | 0:17:47 | |
That is childish and silly! | 0:17:47 | 0:17:50 | |
And it's totally unfunny, isn't it, Duke? | 0:17:50 | 0:17:53 | |
-What's wrong with you? -HE LAUGHS | 0:17:57 | 0:18:00 | |
Are you looking for Marco too? | 0:18:00 | 0:18:03 | |
-Rio's snake's got out. -Cool! Snake? | 0:18:03 | 0:18:07 | |
-His name's Rex. -HE SOBS | 0:18:07 | 0:18:09 | |
Go on, Rio. Go look in the hall. | 0:18:09 | 0:18:13 | |
Go on, I heard a noise. | 0:18:13 | 0:18:15 | |
-What kind of snake is it? -Dunno. A slithery one, lives near water. | 0:18:16 | 0:18:23 | |
Get a grip or I'm not helping, got it? | 0:18:24 | 0:18:28 | |
I just couldn't bear it if anything happened to him! | 0:18:28 | 0:18:31 | |
Perfect. This can't fail. | 0:18:34 | 0:18:37 | |
Thank you, dearie. Oh, I'm sure my bum looks big in this. | 0:18:37 | 0:18:39 | |
Oh, massive, dear. Massive! Size of a large asteroid. | 0:18:39 | 0:18:42 | |
Enough of your cheek, Edna! | 0:18:42 | 0:18:44 | |
Ring the bell before your tights fall down. Off you go, little girl. | 0:18:44 | 0:18:48 | |
We have an urgent appointment with the manager of this magnificent establishment. | 0:18:48 | 0:18:52 | |
-He doesn't laugh much. -If ever. | 0:18:52 | 0:18:55 | |
-THEY LAUGH -Oh, I'm off again. Hit me with your handbag. | 0:18:55 | 0:18:58 | |
-DEEPER VOICE: -Ah! Not that hard! -Sorry. | 0:18:58 | 0:19:01 | |
Good afternoon, sir. | 0:19:02 | 0:19:05 | |
-We're here to foster a couple of children. -Two, nice, bright kiddies. | 0:19:05 | 0:19:10 | |
-No smelly ones. We don't want any riff-raff. -THEY LAUGH | 0:19:10 | 0:19:13 | |
You're rehearsing a play. | 0:19:13 | 0:19:16 | |
-DUKE LAUGHS -Oh, I see what you're doing. | 0:19:16 | 0:19:20 | |
-What are you doing? -Sid... | 0:19:20 | 0:19:23 | |
You really do have a problem. | 0:19:23 | 0:19:26 | |
Have you seen Marco? | 0:19:30 | 0:19:32 | |
Sorry. | 0:19:32 | 0:19:34 | |
Crash, you know about snakes, don't you? | 0:19:34 | 0:19:38 | |
Snakes? | 0:19:38 | 0:19:41 | |
Er...yeah. I know about snakes. | 0:19:41 | 0:19:44 | |
Every type, every mutation, every variety. | 0:19:44 | 0:19:47 | |
I wouldn't want to be face to face with one though, | 0:19:47 | 0:19:50 | |
and not know whether it's a suffocater or a venom spitter. | 0:19:50 | 0:19:54 | |
Are you scared of them? | 0:19:54 | 0:19:57 | |
No way! | 0:19:57 | 0:19:58 | |
Snakes are...cool. | 0:19:58 | 0:20:02 | |
OK. Which snakes live near water? | 0:20:02 | 0:20:05 | |
Boa constrictors. | 0:20:06 | 0:20:09 | |
They eat anything from a mouse to a live antelope. | 0:20:09 | 0:20:12 | |
That's what Rio's got, then. | 0:20:12 | 0:20:15 | |
-You're joking? -No. | 0:20:16 | 0:20:19 | |
We have to find it before it gets really hungry. | 0:20:19 | 0:20:23 | |
I'll get Jackie to help. | 0:20:23 | 0:20:25 | |
IT SNORES | 0:20:28 | 0:20:30 | |
IT WHIMPERS | 0:20:49 | 0:20:52 | |
Sid, there's a massive boa constrictor on the loose! | 0:20:54 | 0:20:57 | |
-You've gotta do something right now! -Yeah, nice try, Crash. | 0:20:57 | 0:21:01 | |
You nearly had me laughing. | 0:21:01 | 0:21:04 | |
Maybe if you'd said there's a six-foot celery-snorting yeti | 0:21:04 | 0:21:07 | |
on the rampage, I might've giggled. But a snake? | 0:21:07 | 0:21:10 | |
-A bit predictable really. Sorry. -I'm not joking, Sid! | 0:21:10 | 0:21:14 | |
-There's a very large, very hungry boa constrictor somewhere in this very care home! -Ooh... | 0:21:14 | 0:21:19 | |
Health and safety won't allow it, so what are you gonna do about it? | 0:21:19 | 0:21:23 | |
Forget it, Crash. It does get more funny the more you labour it. | 0:21:23 | 0:21:27 | |
-Oh... -Hang on, hang on. | 0:21:27 | 0:21:30 | |
On a scale of one to ten, | 0:21:30 | 0:21:32 | |
how funny would you say this is? | 0:21:32 | 0:21:34 | |
-"What did one earwig say to the other earwig as they fell out a tree?" -I don't know, what? | 0:21:34 | 0:21:39 | |
"Earwig oh! Earwig oh! Earwig oh!" | 0:21:39 | 0:21:43 | |
-HE LAUGHS -It's not funny! | 0:21:43 | 0:21:47 | |
-Can you see anything? -No. | 0:21:52 | 0:21:54 | |
-Agh! -What? | 0:21:54 | 0:21:56 | |
Something's there. | 0:21:56 | 0:21:58 | |
Oh... | 0:21:59 | 0:22:01 | |
It's only a vacuum cleaner. | 0:22:01 | 0:22:03 | |
Course. I knew that. | 0:22:03 | 0:22:06 | |
(Jackie...) | 0:22:18 | 0:22:20 | |
-Wow! -Marco! Jackie! Layla! One pie blancmange! Come and get it! | 0:22:22 | 0:22:27 | |
WHOOPEE CUSHION BURSTS, CHILDREN GIGGLE | 0:22:27 | 0:22:31 | |
The blancmange is off! | 0:22:32 | 0:22:34 | |
-THEY LAUGH -Ha-ha(!) | 0:22:34 | 0:22:37 | |
-Well, at least it's better than Crash's snake joke. -No, Sid. | 0:22:37 | 0:22:41 | |
-There really is a snake. Really, Really. -Oo-oh! | 0:22:41 | 0:22:44 | |
And I'm Posh Beckham's grandmother. | 0:22:44 | 0:22:46 | |
It's Rio's. He's been keeping it a secret under Chantal's bed. | 0:22:46 | 0:22:50 | |
And now he's gone. | 0:22:50 | 0:22:53 | |
-We can't find Marco anywhere, but we find Rio's snake. -Oh, yes! | 0:22:54 | 0:22:59 | |
-I'm afraid it's bad news. -Oh, no! | 0:22:59 | 0:23:03 | |
I'm sorry, Rio. He's dead. | 0:23:07 | 0:23:11 | |
By the look of things, he's been that way a long time. | 0:23:11 | 0:23:14 | |
We put him in Crash's snooker cue box. | 0:23:14 | 0:23:18 | |
-His need is greater. -SID SNIGGERS | 0:23:18 | 0:23:20 | |
Sid... | 0:23:20 | 0:23:22 | |
I'm sorry. It's just the long box. | 0:23:22 | 0:23:25 | |
-It's Rio pet in there. -It's not funny! | 0:23:25 | 0:23:28 | |
-Yeah, I'm sorry. -Maybe we could bury him in the garden. | 0:23:28 | 0:23:32 | |
-SID SNIGGERS AGAIN -Out, now! | 0:23:32 | 0:23:36 | |
Of course we could bury him in the garden, if that's what you want, Rio. | 0:23:36 | 0:23:40 | |
-I'd like to see him, for one last time. -I wouldn't, Rio. | 0:23:40 | 0:23:45 | |
There's not much left of him. | 0:23:45 | 0:23:47 | |
-Agh! -Don't worry, Rio. Let it all out. | 0:23:47 | 0:23:51 | |
-I don't mind. -He's alive! | 0:23:51 | 0:23:53 | |
It's his skin! You thickos! | 0:23:53 | 0:23:55 | |
He just shed his skin! | 0:23:55 | 0:23:58 | |
Rex lives! | 0:23:58 | 0:24:01 | |
That's...great! | 0:24:01 | 0:24:03 | |
-Where is he, then? -And where's Marco? | 0:24:03 | 0:24:06 | |
-No-one's seen him all morning! -Layla! | 0:24:06 | 0:24:10 | |
BURP! | 0:24:17 | 0:24:19 | |
IT SNORES | 0:24:19 | 0:24:22 | |
ATCHOO! | 0:24:33 | 0:24:36 | |
Where have you...been? | 0:24:38 | 0:24:43 | |
In the attic, making the animal hospital. | 0:24:43 | 0:24:45 | |
-Annabel can be our first patient. -He's mine! | 0:24:45 | 0:24:49 | |
-His name's Rex, and he's not sick! -But I found him. | 0:24:49 | 0:24:53 | |
He's a wild snake. Is that right, Crash? | 0:24:53 | 0:24:56 | |
Er...yeah. Sure. | 0:24:56 | 0:24:59 | |
Just a harmless, little...wild snake. | 0:24:59 | 0:25:03 | |
It's harmless. | 0:25:03 | 0:25:04 | |
It's totally harmless. I just... | 0:25:04 | 0:25:07 | |
I just gotta... | 0:25:07 | 0:25:09 | |
Chicken! | 0:25:09 | 0:25:11 | |
He's a wild creature, Rio. | 0:25:12 | 0:25:14 | |
He'll get sick if you keep him in a box. | 0:25:14 | 0:25:16 | |
-I'm not giving him up. You can't make me. -Come back in. | 0:25:19 | 0:25:23 | |
-It'll be tea time soon. -Rex won't eat anything. | 0:25:23 | 0:25:25 | |
Maybe he isn't happy. | 0:25:25 | 0:25:28 | |
I think you should let him go, Rio. | 0:25:28 | 0:25:31 | |
Come on, buddy. He's gotta hang out with his snake mates. | 0:25:31 | 0:25:34 | |
Goodbye, Rex. | 0:25:37 | 0:25:39 | |
I'll never forget you, my scaly little friend. | 0:25:39 | 0:25:43 | |
Bye. | 0:25:54 | 0:25:56 | |
-Are you all right, Rio? -I'm sure Rex will be OK. | 0:26:05 | 0:26:08 | |
You can have my cake tonight, if you like. | 0:26:08 | 0:26:11 | |
Course, I'm all right. What sort of wimp do you think I am? | 0:26:11 | 0:26:14 | |
-Where's Marco? -Marco, supper's ready! | 0:26:14 | 0:26:18 | |
I was just checking on where my stick insects had gone. | 0:26:19 | 0:26:22 | |
I set them free, cos you said it was cruel to keep animals in a box. | 0:26:22 | 0:26:27 | |
I think I'll skip supper tonight. | 0:26:27 | 0:26:29 | |
Yeah, me too. | 0:26:29 | 0:26:31 | |
Oh... I'll have yours, then. | 0:26:31 | 0:26:34 | |
THEY SCREAM | 0:26:36 | 0:26:38 | |
THEY ALL TALK AT ONCE | 0:26:38 | 0:26:41 | |
# I can make my world come true All my dreams will see my through | 0:26:53 | 0:26:58 | |
-# And the fight won't get me down -No! No! | 0:26:58 | 0:27:00 | |
# My dreams will turn things All around | 0:27:00 | 0:27:03 | |
# With a smile upon my face I can see a better place | 0:27:03 | 0:27:07 | |
-# It doesn't matter What may come my way... -No! No! | 0:27:07 | 0:27:10 | |
# Believe me now I will win some day. # | 0:27:10 | 0:27:13 |