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# I can make my world come true All my dreams will see me through

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-# It doesn't matter What may come my way...

-No! No!

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# Believe me now I will win some day. #

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-ALL CHANT: Celebrities falling over! Celebrities falling over!

-All right, keep your wigs on!

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-Celebrities falling over!

-Lol, saved you a seat.

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Sorry mate, I promised I'd sit with Bouncer.

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ALL CHANT: Celebrities falling over! Celebrities falling over!

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And we're away.

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-Hurry up, we're missing the show.

-Someone's deleted all the settings.

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Justine's always messing with the remote.

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-I'll mess with your head if you don't watch it.

-Can you fix it, Bounce?

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-I'll try.

-You're a genius.

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-Er...it may take a while.

-But we'll miss the programme.

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You know, if we had a digital plasma screen...

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-ALL: Get you!

-Used to something a bit more bling?

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I was just saying.

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Bit of a loner, ain't he?

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HE ROARS

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We should be doing homework, not messing about.

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You're becoming a right Goody Two-shoes, Rio Wellard.

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No, I'm not, but if Mike catches us playing with this, we'll be grounded till we're 50.

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Quick, put it in reverse.

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It's stuck. Go in and get it.

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Why me? This was your idea.

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Fine, I'll go in. At least I'll be away from the smell of chicken!

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Chick chick chick chicken!

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< Wolfie, can you come to the office for a moment, please?

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Roxy!

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Quick! Hide!

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Right, I thought you should know, another one of these came for you today.

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-I don't want it.

-There's plenty of kids in here would give their right arm for something like this.

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Just put it in the drawer with the others.

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OK, your call.

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Boy, that was close. What you doing?

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-Looking through the drawer, stupid.

-Roxy! That's private.

-So?

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-They might come back.

-Laid an egg yet, chicken boy?

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What is it?

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Over £1,000, all in cheques made out to Wolfie. His parents must be loaded.

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And he obviously doesn't want it. All the more for us.

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You're not going to steal it?

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There's more than one way to skin a wolf. We're gonna be his new best friends.

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-You mean, make him like us so much that he gives us the money?

-Exactly.

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But pretending to be mates with him just to get something, isn't that a bit mean?

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Over £1,000, Rio! Think about it.

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We could take a holiday - you, me and Chantal.

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The Wellards, back together again!

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HE WHISTLES

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SHE BURPS

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Finally, the Wellards are in the money.

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-What money?

-Mind your own business.

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Oh, Mike!

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Rio and Roxy are plotting something.

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Lol, fancy a game of footie?

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Sure, if I can be Michael Owen.

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Bouncer! Where d'you come from?

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I've found a wobbly banister.

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Someone could have an accident.

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Never noticed that.

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How about we fix it, together?

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-Well, can't Mike do it?

-Cutbacks. He's rushed off his feet.

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Come on, Barry. It's dead simple.

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Don't call me simple, Paul.

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Not you, Barry, the banister! Come on, let's go and get a screwdriver.

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-Screwdriver, come on then. Let's go. Screwdriver.

-Come on.

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Maybe we can have that game of footie later?

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DOOR CLOSES

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Right, time to move in for the kill.

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Wait. None of us have really been that friendly with Wolfie before, he might get suspicious.

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What do YOU suggest, Einstein?

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-We need a beard.

-A beard?

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-I'm only ten!

-No, idiot!

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A person who acts as a disguise for us.

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Someone sweet and friendly.

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We're already splitting the cash three ways.

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Don't want anyone else muscling in.

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So we don't tell them the real reason.

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We just need to find the right person.

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KNOCK AT DOOR

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Hey, anyone fancy making some sock puppets?

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Seen Wolfie?

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He's in the games room, I think.

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-Why?

-Got a present for him.

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Ain't his birthday, is it?

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No, his aura's been quite dark lately.

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We just wanted to cheer him up.

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Who's "we"?

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Me, Rebecca and the Wellards. Those guys are so thoughtful, aren't they?

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But I don't understand.

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-It's nothing.

-Just a gesture to show how much we care.

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And that we want to be friends.

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I don't know what to say. No-one's ever done this for me before.

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-Coffee cream's my favourite.

-We want to know all your favourite things, Wolfie.

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Well, I love the Harlem Globetrotters,

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building dens, hunting for toads.

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That's our favourite thing too.

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Yeah, totally.

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Come on, let's go make a nice padded box for the toads.

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I'll go get my wellies.

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-Talk about a piece of cake!

-In a week he'll like us so much, he'll beg us to take his money.

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£1,000!

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We'll be rolling in it!

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How come Wolfie never said he was rich?

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Cos he knew slime balls would take advantage.

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He'll be gutted when he finds out that's why that lot are sucking up to him.

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-We need to tell him.

-Yeah. If he wants to hide his cash away, that's his business.

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Mmm, seems like an awful waste, though.

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Imagine what you could buy with that kind of cash.

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Justine's right. We can't let Wolfie waste that dosh.

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-What do we do?

-Play those snakes at their own game.

-Suck up to Wolfie too?

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More like doing him a favour, protecting him.

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Showing him who his real mates are.

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If he wants to thank us with cash, that's up to him.

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Exactly. We've got work to do.

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And remember, this isn't for us, it's for Wolfie.

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I can't believe it. A whole hour searching, and not one toad.

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We still had fun, didn't we?

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Best day of my life.

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Me too. Thanks, guys.

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Wolfie, just the person. We heard you like the Harlem Globetrotters.

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So why don't we go shoot some hoops?

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-What, me and you guys?

-Who else? Come on!

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I do believe we have a contest on our hands.

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I suppose I'd better be getting back then.

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-What is that?

-"Mike loves Elaine"?

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Mike, I think a letter would have been more personal.

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Oh, ha ha.

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This is somebody's idea of a joke.

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Probably kids from the village.

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We'll clean it up for you.

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Oh, thanks, lads.

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Oh, we will, will we?

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Oh, come on, bruv. Another job for the Chuckle Brothers, eh? Eh?

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I don't do cleaning.

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All hail to King Wolfie.

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You've won the Dumping Ground competition, King For A Day.

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Since when has there been a...

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Since this morning, Brainiac.

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You get to do whatever you like.

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Borrow people's stuff, wear people's clothes, eat whatever you want.

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But...why me?

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We didn't pick you, Wolfie, the universe did.

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It knows when you need a friend.

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King for a day, can't top that.

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ALL: Surprise!

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For me?

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-We knew how much you liked building dens.

-Cheers, guys,

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you're the best mates ever!

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I think it's time we had a little chat. Don't you?

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I know your game. Well, we saw Wolfie first and he's ours!

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You can't own people, Roxy.

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-You can't pretend to like them cos you want their money.

-YOU never bothered with Wolfie before.

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What? So, you've lied to me!

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You said this was to cheer him up, not to take his money.

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Am I hearing right?

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You've been competing for Wolfie's friendship, cos you heard he's got a few quid?

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Cos if you have...

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You're like my parents.

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They try to buy me off with presents to make up for what they did to me.

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I thought you cared about me, but it turns out you're just the same.

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Wolfie!

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Wolfie.

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Wolfie, wait!

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Wolfie, not in there, it's not safe!

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Quick, get him out!

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Wolfie!

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-You all right there, mate?

-Yeah, I think so.

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Give him some air. No harm done.

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-You scared us to death.

-We were really worried.

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-Honestly?

-Honestly.

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-Someone's taken the screws out.

-What idiot would do that?

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-Me.

-What?!

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I don't understand.

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When I fixed the TV for everyone, it felt like I was home again.

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And I figured, as long as there was things for me to fix then...

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You had reason to stay.

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So, the banister, the graffiti, that was you too?

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Wolfie could have been really hurt.

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I know. It was stupid. I'm so sorry.

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The show's over. Bouncer, looks like you have a real job to do now.

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-Reckon you can fix that?

-Sure can.

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Wolfie, I'm so sorry. We thought we did this for you, but it was partly about the cash.

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But it's you we really care about. Money's not important.

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Money in itself isn't bad, guys, depends what you do with it.

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I know, and I've been thinking.

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It's time I spent my cash wisely.

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You know, Barry, I reckon this is the best pinball machine in t'country.

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You're right there, brother. Lucky our mate had a few bob to pay for it.

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Someone mention my name?

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Oi, you! Stick around, there's more Beaker to come.

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SCREAMING

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This is so unfair.

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-We were only having a laugh!

-Elaine, where's your sense of humour?

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I am sick of being the target of your practical jokes.

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You? A target?

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Whatever gave you that idea?

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Left a bit. No, no, no, right a bit.

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This way. Whooosh. Steady.

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Fire!

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Chill, Elaine. Egg yolk is good for your hair.

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This is not on. I've had enough of you and I...

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SHE SNIFFS

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Mike! What happened?

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-Rio was being "helpful".

-You asked me to put the bins out.

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Out the bedroom window?!

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CRASH, FLY BUZZES

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You kids have no respect for us.

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Mike's right. You stay here for an hour and reflect on your behaviour.

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-ALL: Oooooohhh(!)

-You're so strict Elaine!

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Which is good. Strictness is necessary in your work.

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Pity we can't hang around to admire it.

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-Where are you going?

-We'd love to stay, but we've made plans.

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Shelley! What a nice surprise.

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All the usual suspects, I see.

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Plus a new face. You must be Rio Wellard.

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And you are?

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-I'm Shelley Appleton. I'm your temporary head care worker.

-Hi, Shelley.

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Sorry. Mike Milligan. I'm your temporary care worker, cook and general Mr Fix-it.

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Well, Mr... Fix this!

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Are you two responsible for this?

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Who, us?

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WATER DRIPS

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WATER GUSHES

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Right, I'm in charge now and I'm gonna start by upping punishment times.

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Excellent idea!

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Let's see, there are five of you, so five hours sounds about right.

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-That's all day!

-Yep!

-What are we supposed to do?

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Amuse yourselves(!)

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That shouldn't be too hard.

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Easy!

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I'm something beginning with "B".

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Bored.

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Give me a "B".

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ALL: B.

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-Give me an "O".

-Forget it. I can't believe you idiots soaked Shelley.

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Stop moaning, it could be worse.

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-Like how, exactly?

-Shelley could have made us taste her cooking.

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-What's so bad about that?

-Trust me.

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You never want to go near her spaghetti Bolognese. Eugh!

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I realised as soon as I saw it, her sauce was part of an evil plot.

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That stuff was dangerous in the wrong hands, and something told me Shelley's were the wrong hands.

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This sauce would spell disaster for kids everywhere.

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One drop of the stuff and your childhood was gone.

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It was an age accelerator.

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The whole planet had just 15 minutes left

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at gas mark four.

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We were up against an evil genius that planned to make the universe an adult-only zone.

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All adults were beamed up to Shelley's space ship before they turned grey and wrinkly.

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The kids of planet earth were doomed.

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There was only one chance.

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Build their own space ship and fight back.

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A few tweaks...and it was ready.

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OK, time to lock and load.

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Everyone wanted to pilot the beast,

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but there was only one guy up to the job.

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Fasten your seat belts.

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Operation Spag Bol is...

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..gooooooooo!

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Shelley thought her plan was foolproof. Yeah, right.

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SHE GASPS AND SCREAMS

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They sent their best fighters,

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but with the fate of the world's children at stake, nothing stopped us.

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It looked like an impossible task...

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for a normal kid, that is!

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Time was running out, but he listened to the inner voice.

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-Lol, let the sauce be with you!

-Oh, no!

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-NO!

-Shelley's sauce was about to explode.

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He had just seconds to escape.

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Bags of time!

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Mission Spag Bol is complete.

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THEY CHEER

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And the staff never bothered us again.

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What do you want, Grandad?

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Charming(!)

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-I'll keep these for myself then.

-No!

-Wait!

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Enjoy! But...don't tell Shelley.

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You're a star.

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"What a star"(!)

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You think he's Mr Nice Guy, don't you?

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Think again.

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Mr Nice Guy is just a front.

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Really he's Mad Mike.

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He's secretly out to destroy everything we kids love.

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Can no-one save the Dumping Ground kids from the invincible...

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..Mad Mike?

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Wait! What's this? Is it a boy or is it a spider?

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# Tarantula Boy!... #

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No, it's Tarantula Boy.

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There was a time when he was just an average care-home kid.

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He was forced to work 30 hours a day, nine days a week.

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But no matter how spotless he made the place, Mad Mike always found dirt somewhere.

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The poor little boy looked doomed.

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Tarantula Boy, one. Big Hairy Monsters, nil.

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Life was never quite the same after that.

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He'd found his true destiny.

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Tarantula Boy was born.

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Oi! No-one grows extra limbs and threatens me and my mates.

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Take this, and that.

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Take this, you big hairy monster.

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Oops.

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Tarantula Boy, one.

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Big Hairy Monsters, one. He needed help, but who?

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Who could he turn to?

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They knew exactly what to do.

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Was time running out for Tarantula Boy?

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Of course not.

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Take that!

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Poor Mad Mike, not a leg to stand on.

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Tarantula Gang, two.

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Big Hairy Monsters, one. Finished!

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Someone get the straitjacket.

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Only easing the boredom. Beats looking at your ugly mug.

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It was you and your dustbin gag got us here in the first place.

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-And your stupid water fight didn't?

-Don't go blaming me!

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Quiet! Will you keep the noise down?

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Why should we? This is barbaric! Social Services will hear about this.

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I AM Social Services.

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"I AM Social Services"(!)

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-Oh, she's such a pain.

-She's harmless.

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She's stupid, but she's harmless.

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She's not as stupid as she makes out.

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Once she ruled over an entire kingdom,

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a land where kids were locked up just for being kids.

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The evil child-catching beast that lived there hated all children.

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The streets weren't safe and everyone hid.

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This was a creature so hideous, no-one dared to look at its face.

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The child catcher could smell a victim several miles away.

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Don't be scared, my lovelies!

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Come and get your presents!

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These two poor, unfortunate souls didn't stand a chance.

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SHE LAUGHS MANIACALLY

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They were locked up and the key thrown away.

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They needed a hero to rescue them but Tracy was fed up of always saving the day.

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And so she left.

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No! Come back, Tracy! We need you. Help us!

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So with Tracy gone, the inmates settled down to a lifetime of chore-and-housework horror.

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But being the unselfish, wonderful, superhero she is,

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Tracy decided to drop some presents off to her old mates.

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But these weren't soft, cuddly teddy bears.

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These were Dumping Ground kids!

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The child catcher didn't give up easily,

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but I soon had her dancing to a different tune.

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MUSICAL BOX PLAYS

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ALL: Go, Tracy!

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CHEERING

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Sorted. Everyone rescued!

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CLOCK TICKS

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Five hours are up. I think that lot will have definitely got in line by now.

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BOTH: Definitely.

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< LAUGHTER

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-What are you doing?

-We're amusing ourselves.

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-Like you said.

-We found something that makes us laugh.

-Barking.

-Stupid!

-Mad!

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-Oh, what's that?

-ALL: You!

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ALL: Freedom!

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Oh, it's good to be back!

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# I can make my world come true All my dreams will see me through

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-# And the fight won't get me down

-No! No!

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# My dreams will turn things All around

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# With a smile upon my face I can see a better place

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-# It doesn't matter What may come my way...

-No! No!

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# Believe me now I will win some day. #

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