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# I can make my world come true

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# All my dreams will see me through

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# Doesn't matter what may come my way

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# Believe me now I will win some day. #

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Oh! Oh, bother! Oh!

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It's OK. Just click "Undo".

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There you go.

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I knew that.

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-Of course I knew that.

-Sure you did.

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Typical careworker.

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That's typical Head Careworker to you! A very busy Head Careworker.

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Whatever.

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So, is this just a social visit?

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No, I had something to tell you, um...

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Oh, yeah.

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-There's load of smoke pouring out of the kitchen.

-What?!

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SMOKE ALARM BLEEPS Oh, no! Oh, no.

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Maybe we could pick out the burnt bits?

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We'd have an empty dish. What's your point?

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It's not working, is it?

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I can't be Head Careworker and cook.

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D'you want me to take care of lunch?

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-You know what to do.

-Hello, Krazy Fried Chicken? Yes, me again!

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Can I have two super-sized Megabuckets and six bottles of cola.

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Yeah, can you charge it to Elm Tree House as usual?

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-Cheer up, Mike. You're doing a great job.

-Really?

-Yes.

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Get extra chips and garlic bread!

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So, I've decided that we need a full-time cook at Elm Tree.

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-I was doing fine!

-Ordering fried chicken's not exactly cooking.

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-I ordered pizzas and curries too!

-Anyway, I've found a new cook.

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He's doing a course in Catering and Nutrition Technology.

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He's got great ideas for the Elm Tree menu.

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Tracy's got great ideas!

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-Yeah, we're having kebabs on Wednesday!

-Kebabs! We want kebabs!

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-We want kebabs!

-Shut up, you lot!

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-Just give the new chef a chance!

-Why?

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-All right, bro?

-Bouncer!

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Bounce, this is great. The Plakovas are finally running this joint!

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Well, it had to happen one day.

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-Milly wants to know what's for tea?

-Wouldn't you like to know?

-Yes, that's why we're asking.

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Well, I can't tell you.

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It's a surprise. But I will tell you this, it's very special.

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What is this?

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It's your first macrobiotic meal.

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Steamed cabbage, brown rice and - special treat - mung beans.

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-These beans never came out of a tin!

-None of this is out of a tin!

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-It's all unprocessed, whole and natural.

-I love natural food.

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But that's just me. I have to keep away from additives. They make me go a bit loopy-loo.

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No worries with my food! It's perfectly balanced.

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Ying and yang in perfect harmony.

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Mmmm. You can really taste the yang.

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Can't you just cook normal food?

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This is what Hollywood stars eat!

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Yeah, Shrek's donkey!

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Please don't fight. The tension's bad for your digestion!

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-So's this food!

-Your brother seems to like it.

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-Don't get excited. He'll eat any old crud.

-I can't eat this.

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Sure you can.

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Just use your imagination, OK!?

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Mmm, nice, juicy flies.

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I think I'll just eat toothpaste instead.

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Good idea!

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Come on, Rio!

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-I'm not finished.

-NOW!

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It's just the first day. I'm sure they'll come round. Won't they, Lol?

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You were right! They're shovelling down my oatmeal with soya milk.

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You'll eat anything when you're starving. It was this or eat my own hair. Believe me, it was close.

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-Stop! You won't even taste my food!

-That's the point.

-Right that is it.

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I'm banning all junk from now on.

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No sauces, pop, crisps or biscuits.

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-They make you hyperactive and manic.

-My best qualities!

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Oh, how we'll miss them(!)

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What are you doing, bruv?

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It's for their own good. You have to break your addiction to additives.

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-It's out of control.

-I'll show you out-of-control!

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-No! We need more love in this room.

-Yeah, stop the hate, man!

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-What's wrong with you?

-It's the food.

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It's been Bouncered!

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Becky!

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What is that sound - could it be Charlotte Church singing(?)

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-Shut it, Beaker.

-You called?

-How dare you touch my stuff.

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I only tidied our room. I thought it would be a surprise.

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Well, I hate surprises. Put it back like it was.

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Of course I will. But first, I got you a present.

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It's your favourite top.

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It'll look loads better on you.

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Did that just happen?

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OK, this is just getting creepy.

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All the tension, all the anger.

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Just breathe it out and push it away.

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What are you doing? I thought it was you and me against the world!

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-Why do we have to be against anything?

-Cos we DO.

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House meeting, now! Agenda - get rid of Bouncer and his manky meals!

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Sorry, Tracy but we like Bouncer's food.

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-You're welcome to join our yoga circle, though.

-Yeah, right(!) Om!

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That's the spirit! Let's all follow Tracy's mantra. Om!

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Om!

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-Bouncer was right!

-Yeah, I suppose we were eating too much rubbish.

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No! He said additives make you hyperactive and out of control.

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Without them, the Dumping Ground will never be the same. We have to get them back. Who's with me?

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-Me.

-Jackie, what about you?

-There's no need to take sides.

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-Crash?

-Just chill, Beaker.

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Justine?

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Can't. I'm buying Rebecca a present.

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-Don't tell her, though, it's a surprise.

-You are kidding me?

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No, it's like I'm finally at peace with myself.

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-Me and Milly say we'll help you, Tracy.

-Thanks, you two.

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OK, guys, and, uh, spider.

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Let's get our additives back before we all turn...

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nice.

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So you wind me up for weeks and weeks about my cooking,

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and now you want me to take it over again?

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Yep. Can't wait for Mike's Special Fish Surprise!

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-You said it smelt like sewage worker's wellies.

-In a good way.

-You said it tasted like bin juice.

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We like bin juice!

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See? It's a compliment!

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You are not gonna get around me that easily. Things have been nice and quiet here since Bouncer took over,

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and that's the way... # Uh-huh, uh-huh I like it, uh-huh... #

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What? It's a joke!

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Come on, lighten up!

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I am the tree of the universe.

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The winds of love blow through my every leaf.

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What are you doing?

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Isn't it beautiful? Rio's written a poem, and we're exploring our emotions through movement!

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-Come on guys, join in!

-Join us.

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-Join us.

-No, Milly!

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-Marco, we have to get out of here!

-I can't leave her!

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Join us...join us...join us....

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join us...join us...

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All right, I give up.

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-Where's the taste?

-Sorry.

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Taste would destroy the natural balance of ming and mank.

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Ying and yang.

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You guys actually LIKE this?

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Course they do! It's about time they had some healthy food.

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Oh, as opposed to mine, I suppose?

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-No offence, like.

-Please don't fight!

-We're not!

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OK, I know how to solve this once and for all.

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-How?

-A cooking contest.

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-The loser never cooks at the Dumping Ground ever again.

-And who judges this contest?

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-Isn't it obvious? Me!

-You?

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-No way!

-I think we should find a neutral judge.

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Can't we make it a contest where everyone wins?

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Yeah!

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Competition really misaligns your...

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Chakras.

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OK...those two.

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You're on.

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-Want a bite?

-I don't eat bread any more.

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Shame.

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Dried tofu?

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Bulgur wheat? Bruv, you don't actually like this stuff?

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Of course I do. It's natural...and it's healthy,

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and then there's the ying... and the yang.

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-For the love of Billie Piper, give me that cheese sandwich!

-Bounce...

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who are you trying to impress, mate?

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There's this girl on my course.

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Women?

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Your second greatest weakness.

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What's her name?

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Eh, Forest Rain Mountain Blossom.

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Her real name.

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Lucy Jones. She only goes out with macrobiotic vegans. I was trying to prove I'm good enough for her.

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Of course you are. But cook healthy NORMAL food for the kids - don't turn them into robot aliens.

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-Macrobiotic vegans.

-Exactly.

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You're right.

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I should do some real cooking.

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That's mine.

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We can't rely on the hippy twins to pick the winner. It's sabotage time.

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I need you to distract Bouncer while I chuck a load of chilli powder in his food.

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-What's wrong?

-It seems so mean. Poor Bouncer, he's worked so hard.

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Oh, Roxy, not you too!

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Sorry, Tracy. I can't fight it any more. I've got to give Rio a hug.

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Ladies and gentlemen, steamed broccoli, Brussels sprouts, organic cuscus

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and...

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bancha twig tea.

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Mmmm, delicious.

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-Yes!

-OK, well you've tried the rest, now try the best!

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Pasta a la Bouncer.

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Chicken in a tomato sauce.

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And to drink...

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for a special treat only, fizzy pop.

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Better not. Additives and me, not a pretty sight.

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-You were supposed to cook your usual splodge!

-He should be disqualified!

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Judges, take your forks!

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-Water!

-Here you go.

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-Aaarrgh!

-Alice!

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It's the additives! I told you, they make me loopy.

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Food fight!

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Stop it! Stop...!

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Sorry, I don't know what's got into me!

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-50 different E-numbers and a bit of chilli!

-I can't believe I started this!

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Nor can I. Nice work. And that's coming from a professional.

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I can SEE you! So don't even think of going anywhere.

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-Happy Valentine's Day, everyone.

-Happy Valentine's Day, Mike.

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I can't believe it! 14 Valentine cards, all for me!

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-Yeah, and in your own handwriting!

-You're just jealous.

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-At least I don't send myself fake ones, psycho!

-Justine, enough!

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Today's supposed to be a happy day. Right, everyone, downstairs in the lounge, house meeting.

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Elaine has something really exciting to tell you.

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No, really, she has.

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-A party?

-In here?

-Tonight?

-A Valentine's party!

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-Crash, can you make a banner?

-Sure, no worries.

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Just one more thing.

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-I'd like you all to pair up for this evening.

-We have to ask someone?

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A little courtesy is good practice for later in life.

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Bouncer, would you do me the honour of...?

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Bro, I'd be delighted.

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It's a stupid idea. I'm not pairing up with anyone.

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Roxy, you're already on gardening duty today for shaving Alice's teddy.

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-How about a more positive attitude?

-How about we go together? It'll be fun!

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Me, go with you?

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What colour is the sky in your world?

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Thank you very much, then.

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You're right, this party does need a push in the right direction.

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Oh, Justine, you must be so worried.

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-About what?

-That no-one's will take you to the party.

-You know,

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-you're starting to get on my nerves!

-Think about it,

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-even your dad prefers your cousin and his mangy dog to you.

-That's it!

-Hey! What's all this about?

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I just offered her one of my cards cos she didn't get any, and she went ballistic!

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-She started it!

-Justine, you've been picking on Rebecca all morning.

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Now get out in that garden. You're on weeding duty with Roxy! Go!

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Now we've finished our chart, we can put our plan into action.

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But how will we communicate with each other?

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Milly, you're a genius.

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Hear you've been winding Rebecca up again?

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She's such an evil witch! Why am I the only one who can see that?

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Forget about her.

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I just came to ask...

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I mean, if Elaine's really making us pair up for this party.

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-What I'm saying is...

-Will I go with you?

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As mates, yeah?

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As mates? I mean, yeah, course.

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All right, then.

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Was there something else?

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No, nothing else.

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-See you later, then.

-Yeah.

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-You're WHO?

-Cupid, the messenger of love.

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And my message is Elaine wants you to collect greenery from the garden to decorate the lounge.

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What sort of greenery?

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Um, the green sort.

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Anything from the garden. And hurry.

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-Cos Elaine wants it really quick.

-So why aren't you out there?

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Um, cos I'd pick the wrong stuff.

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Come on, there's no time to lose.

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-Elaine got you doing this as well?

-Looks like it.

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Good to be doing something different for a change.

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This party might be a laugh, if it wasn't for the pairing-up thing.

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-I've been worrying about asking someone.

-Why don't you come with me?

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-At least we'd have fun.

-Deal?

-Deal!

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Come in, Red Admiral.

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Mission Love Boat accomplished!

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Oh, so many choices, I'll just have to disappoint some of them.

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Well, you can take him off your list for a start.

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-Why?

-Cos he's just asked me to the party. So I guess you'll have to beg someone else to take you.

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We'll see about that.

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KNOCK ON DOOR

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Hello?

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Ha-ha, very funny.

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KNOCK ON DOOR

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Hey, Layla, are you following the hearts too?

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-Wonder what's inside.

-Open it.

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"The very next person in your sight, that's the one you'll ask tonight."

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But that's you.

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-Suppose it is.

-Is that OK? Only, if you don't want to...

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Don't be daft! It'll be fun.

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Brilliant!

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Come in, Red Rose.

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Mission Love Bug accomplished!

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Rebecca! What's wrong?

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I made you a Valentine's card, but look what Justine did to it!

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Justine did this?

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I just wanted you to feel appreciated for once.

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But I don't think Justine wanted you to like anyone but her.

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I don't know what got into her.

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Look, don't let it get to you. You can help me if you like.

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Thanks, Crash, you're a real mate.

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Come in, Red Tomato?

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I think we may have a problem.

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-Oh, look, it's Stig of the Dump!

-Have you found a partner or are you going with Rio's pet woodlouse?

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Even a woodlouse would look better than you. Look at your hair. Looks like a witch's broomstick.

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You know it's not all about hair and lip-gloss and fluttering your stupid eyelashes, you loser.

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-Justine, why are you being so cruel to me?

-You can cut the "poor little me" act.

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-Get out of my face before I...

-Justine! Stop picking on Rebecca!

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What? Referee, are you blind as well as stupid?

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Stupid? I guess you won't want to go to the party with Mr Stupid, will you?

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Fine.

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-I'll go with Rebecca instead.

-Fine!

-Fine!

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# ..I feel sorry for mistakes we've made... #

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And now a little luuurve song for all you Valentine groovers out there.

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Yeah.

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MUSIC: "The Birdie Song" by The Tweets

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Sorry, it's the wrong track.

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Isn't it wonderful?

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We look just like twins!

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How is that a good thing?

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Don't be a spoilsport.

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Come on, let's do the fairy waltz!

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My life is over.

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-You sure Justine wasn't provoked?

-Yeah, she was giving Rebecca a really hard time.

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Don't sound right to me.

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SHE TAPS MICROPHONE

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'Why bother to get dressed up, Justine? Your so-called mates won't notice you're not there.'

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-What exactly is your problem?

-You. I'm fed up with you swanning around thinking you're so special.

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It's my turn to be Miss Popular.

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Your stupid mates haven't a clue what's going on.

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'Don't underestimate them, Becky.'

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-Sooner or later, they'll see through you.

-I doubt it, I'm a bit too smart for that.

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Must dash, got a party to go to.

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Don't worry, I'll make sure Crash has a great time

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'without you.'

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Ciao!

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-What are you doing in here?

-Cupid is here to bring love and happiness to all.

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Marco, you're a genius!

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Just doing my job.

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Justinerella, you SHALL go the ball!

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Hi, everyone! Isn't this great?

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What? Is there something wrong with my dress?

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No, your dress is fine. We're just...

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-seeing you in a new light.

-Oh, you're so sweet!

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Would you like some of Bouncer's passion-fruit pavlova?

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Mmm, sounds delicious!

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-A big slice?

-Or a small one?

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How about the whole thing?

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-Someone help me!

-Aren't we too "stupid" to help?

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-Mike?

-Sorry, Rebecca, it's our policy not to get involved.

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I guess my mates aren't such losers after all.

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Guess not.

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Sorry, I've been an idiot.

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Forget it, it doesn't matter.

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For you. I was going to give it to you earlier.

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Thanks.

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It's lovely.

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I'm only giving it to you as a mate.

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Course you are.

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Besides, we're still young.

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Don't want to get tied down with all that romantic slush, do we?

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Course we don't.

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# I can make my world come true

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# All my dreams will see me through

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# And the fight won't get me down

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# My dreams will turn things all around

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# With a smile upon my face

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# I can see a better place

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# Doesn't matter what may come my way

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# Believe me now I will win some day. #

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