Young Celebs Special Top Class

On Celebrity Top Class Today - Sophia,

-Hacker...

-Hello!

..Patrick

and Louis,

making up Patrick's Posse.

And competing against them are...

Marley,

Theo,

Mya

and Paddy,

making up Theo's Posse.

But who will be Top Class?

Hello and welcome to Celebrity Top Class,

the search for the UK's smartest celebrities!

Let's meet our teams. First up,

Patrick's Posse.

Now, Sophia, your character in So Awkward

sometimes finds it hard to fit in.

How are you going to fit into the team today, Sophia?

I'm just going to do my best. Work together.

Now, I think we've got a little photograph of you.

-HACKER:

-Aww!

-It's adorable, that's lovely.

Is that dribble on your neck?

-It's not dribble! It's the lighting.

-Oh, right.

-Now, Hacker...

-What?

I don't think there's any questions on Sue Barker or Wigan today.

What subjects are you hoping will come up, Hacker?

-Sue Barker and Wigan!

-Right.

-And meat paste.

And Patrick, as the captain of Patrick's Posse,

we may have a wee photograph of you as well.

-ALL:

-Aww!

-Is that me?!

You're lovely.

Your hair's changed a little bit, hasn't it?

Yeah, yeah.

How are you going to captain your team, Patrick?

Well, we're not the most confident,

but I think we'll pull through somehow,

with Hacker's sparkling personality.

-We'll go for the laughs!

-Right.

-Yeah, we'll go for the laughs.

You'll go for the laughs. Now, Louis, welcome to the show.

Your character, Jamie Johnson, lives and breathes football.

What subjects are you hoping will come up?

-Do you know a lot about football, yeah?

-Yeah, football, history...

-Sue Barker!

-Sue Barker!

Give it up, please, for Patrick's Posse!

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

And playing against them are Theo's Posse.

How are you going to do on Celebrity Top Class today, Paddy?

-We're going to win it.

-Now, I want you to say that again

and I want you to say it like you believe it, Paddy.

-How are you going to do on...

-We're going to win it!

You're going to win it, Paddy! That's what I like to hear.

-Now, what subjects do you want to come up, Paddy?

-Sports, drama...

-Right.

-Music.

-And what do you not want to come up, Paddy?

-Everything else.

-Everything else!

-Mya, welcome.

-Hi.

Now, tell me, Mya, who do you think would do better on Top Class,

you or your character, Fran?

-Fran, easily.

-Really? Why's that?

Because she just loves to cram information, like, all the time.

What have we got here? Oh, yeah, we've got a little photograph.

-ALL:

-Aww!

-Oh, you're adorable, Mya!

-Thank you!

I think you'll do well just on the basis of that photograph, Mya.

Theo, tell me, what do you want to come up in Top Class?

Cookery was my favourite subject.

-Cookery?

-It was.

Unlike Paddy, I prefer the slightly more practical topics.

What's your favourite thing you cook, Theo?

Oh, like, a risotto, or a little bit of salmon.

How are you going to captain the team, Theo?

You know, I think I'm just going to keep the vibe positive,

-boost the morale.

-Great! Well, good luck to you. And Marley, welcome.

-Hello.

-You play Jake in Millie Inbetween.

Tell me how you're going to do on Top Class, Marley - positively.

Oh, I'm going to do great on Top Class.

There you go! That's what I like to hear.

Now, just as a little treat for all of us,

I think we can see what you looked like.

Oh, no, you're so sweet!

You've got the biggest bag in the world with you.

As big as me!

That's astonishing! Good luck on the show.

Everyone, please welcome Theo's Posse.

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Let's kick straight off with a Lightning round.

In this round, you'll each be given a word search.

Patrick's Posse, you're up first. You're looking for school subjects.

There are eight in total.

Your 45 seconds starts now.

-Hacker?

-PE!

PE, is that there?

-No, it's not.

-Oh, right.

-Patrick?

-Science.

Science, is that there?

It is. Hacker?

Sartix!

-Is that right?

-Yeah, it is!

-Patrick?

-Art.

Art, is that there?

Yes, it is.

-Sophia?

-Drama.

Drama, is that there?

It is.

Hacker?

Joe! Joe! J-O-E.

-No.

-It is!

It's not a school subject.

It was at my school!

-Sophia?

-History.

History, is that there?

Yes. Five seconds.

-Sophia?

-French.

French, is that there?

It is, well done, you've got yourselves five points

at the end of that round. Well done.

I can tell you which ones you missed there, Patrick's Posse.

-First of all...

-Maths!

-Maths.

-I can see it now!

-English, which is there.

-Oh!

And then, there's...

maths, you're right, Hacker,

now you've seen it, it's right there.

How did I get the one that was backwards?

And music is the final one, which is just on the diagonal there.

Next up, Theo's Posse, you get to play your word search.

You're looking for objects you might find in the kitchen.

Your 45 seconds starts now.

-Theo?

-Freezer.

Freezer, is that there?

It is. Mya?

-Fork.

-Fork, is that there?

Yes.

No conferring.

Ours is much harder!

-Mya?

-Oven.

Oven, is that there?

It is, well done. Paddy?

-Sink.

-Is sink there?

It is, well done.

-Theo?

-Fridge.

Fridge?

Yes.

-Paddy?

-Kettle.

Is kettle there?

It is.

-Five seconds.

-Um...

-Marley?

-Knife.

Is knife there?

It is there. Well done.

At the end of that round,

you got yourselves seven points, Theo's Posse!

Let's just take a quick look at the ones that you missed.

The only one you missed was sieve,

which is just down that way.

Well done to everyone, you got some points on the board!

Give them a round of applause.

OK, from now on, you have the chance to take control of the game

by answering the control questions.

Here is your first control question. The subject is...

The country of Paraguay is located on which continent?

-Paddy?

-Asia.

Incorrect. I can offer it over to Patrick's Posse.

South America.

Is the correct answer, well done, you have control of the game.

Here are your questions on missing flag colours.

Here is your first question.

Which colour completes the national flag of Japan?

Red.

Is that the right answer?

It is.

Second question.

Which colour completes the national flag of Jamaica?

-HACKER:

-Yellow!

Yellow.

Is that the right answer?

It is.

Which colour completes the national flag of Estonia?

-HACKER:

-Puce!

LAUGHTER

Puce?

-Puce!

-Not sure about that, Hacker.

- What colour even is that? - I don't know!

Nice word, though, innit?

-OK...

-Patrick?

-We're going for red.

Is that the right answer?

-HACKER:

-It's puce!

No, it's blue.

Finally, which colour completes the national flag of South Africa?

-Green?

-Green?

-HACKER:

-Never even seen it before!

-Patrick?

-Green.

It is, well done.

You got four points at the end of that round. Well done.

-Thanks, Susan.

-Pleasure.

And I can tell you, after that round, it's really close.

Theo's Posse have seven,

Patrick's Posse have nine points.

We're winning!

We're winning!

We're winning!

The next subject is...

Oh. We're losing.

We've got this, Hacker, come on.

Here's your control question.

In poetry, what S is a figure of speech

where one thing is compared to another, as in the phrase...

-Hacker?

-Simile.

Is the correct answer, well done, Hacker!

Well done, Patrick's Posse.

Here are the rest of your questions on the subject of spelling.

Choose the word that has been spelled incorrectly,

and give me the correct spelling.

What are we thinking?

-HACKER:

-I know, do you know?

-N...

-Yeah, E...

-And then the rest.

-You nailed it.

-Is it "necessary"?

-It is, correct.

-No, it's not that.

-It is, I just googled it!

LAUGHTER

I think we'll just go with that.

-Patrick, tell me which word you think is incorrect.

-"Necessery".

And how do you think you spell it?

Is that right?

It is, well done.

-Second question, choose...

-Hooray!

..choose the word that has been spelled incorrectly

and give me the correct spelling.

It's got to be "mischeivous", hasn't it?

It's got to be "mischeivous".

-OK.

-Can you tell me which word you think is spelled incorrectly?

-"Mischeivous".

-And how do you think you spell it?

Is that right?

It is, well done.

Third question.

Double S on "occasion"?

Or is it "irresistable"? That looks weird.

Yeah.

I think it's "irresistible".

Patrick, which word do you think is spelled incorrectly?

-"Irresistable".

-And how do you think it's spelled?

-I'm afraid that's wrong, Patrick.

-No way!

I can tell you, you got the right word,

but this is how it's spelled.

You only said one R, that's why.

Your final question is this.

-Yeah...

-HACKER:

-I know this one,

cos it's got a dog in it. It's the first word.

I think that's right.

Patrick, which word is spelled incorrectly?

-"Incidentely".

-And how do you spell it?

It is right, well done.

Four points at the end of that round, Patrick's Posse, well done!

I can tell you now that the scores are -

Theo's Posse have seven,

Patrick's Posse have 13 points!

The next subject is...

Here is your control question.

In our solar system, which is the fifth planet from the sun?

Sophia?

Jupiter.

Is the correct answer, well done!

Here are the rest of your questions on the subject of life cycles.

In this game, you're going to see four stages

in the life cycle of an insect.

You need to put them in the correct order, starting with the earliest.

Chrysalis must be first.

-HACKER:

-No, it's... Listen.

Egg, caterpillar, chrysalis, butterfly.

-I think the chrysalis is a cocoon...

-It is a cocoon, it's...

What's wrong with you?!

-I think he's right...

-Of course I'm right!

Yeah, so there's the egg,

and then it turns into a caterpillar...

I said that 10 minutes ago!

..and then it goes into a cocoon, then it goes out flying.

Patrick, which is the earliest stage in this insect's life cycle?

-Egg.

-Second stage?

-Caterpillar.

-Yes!

-Third stage?

-Chrysalis.

-And fourth stage?

-Butterfly.

Is that the right answer?

It is, five points to Patrick's Posse, there - well done!

At the end of that round, the scores currently are -

Theo's Posse seven,

Patrick's Posse 18 points!

-HACKER:

-We're winning!

Next up, it's time for my absolute favourite round in Top Class,

it's time to...

Now, in this part of the show, we'd normally bring on a teacher,

but as this is Celebrity Top Class,

I mean, we couldn't do that, could we?

We couldn't bring on someone's teacher, could we? Yes, we would!

We have one of your teachers waiting in the wings to surprise you.

Paddy, it's your drama teacher,

it's Miss Anthony!

Come on out, Miss Anthony.

-Lovely, welcome to the show.

-Thank you.

-Paddy, did you have any idea this was about to happen?

-No!

How good do you think she's going to be

in the Test The Teacher round, Paddy?

-I'm not too sure!

-LAUGHTER

-Do you think she's, like, down with the kids on the street?

-Yeah.

-Yeah?

-Aww!

-Oh, he's a nice boy, isn't he?

How confident are you?

-Not very at all.

-No?

-No!

-Come on, Miss Anthony!

-Yeah, come on, come on, you can do it!

-60 seconds on the clock to answer as many questions as you can.

-OK.

Start the clock.

Ally Brooke and Dinah Jane are members of which US girl group?

-Pass.

-Fifth Harmony.

In the title of a Horrible Histories book, who are described as slimy?

Saxons?

Stuarts. Who's singing on this song?

# And tasted the sweet perfume of the mountain grass... #

-Ed Sheeran.

-Correct.

Which colour of Blue Peter badge do you receive

if you are a winner or runner-up of a Blue Peter competition?

-White.

-Orange.

What's the surname of the two sporting brothers

featured in this picture?

Jones.

Brownlee. On Saturday Night Takeaway this year, Ant and Dec took on

which YouTuber brothers in the Accent Challenge?

-Pass.

-Maynards.

Which is the only team in the 2016-17 Premier League

whose name begins with the letter E?

Everton.

Correct. Calum Scott's debut single was a cover of which song?

Pass.

Dancing On My Own. In the TV show The Simpsons,

who is the father of Rod and Todd?

Pass.

Ned Flanders. Which rapper features on Rihanna's 2016 hit, Work?

-Jay-Z?

-No, Drake.

In the TV series Alvin and the Chipmunks,

who is the youngest of the Chipettes girl group?

Sandra?

Sandra! Oh, I wish it was Sandra. It's not.

It was in fact Eleanor.

Well done, you got two points!

You did really well there, Miss Anthony!

-Tough questions, weren't they?

-Oh, really hard!

-I think you did brilliantly. Paddy, what do you think?

-Well done.

-Thanks, Paddy!

-Miss Anthony, you did brilliantly.

For now, you are dismissed. Well done, Miss Anthony.

OK, Patrick's Posse, it's your turn.

We've got one of your teachers here, too.

Who's it going to be?

Sophia, it's only your first ever reception teacher,

it's Mr Bagley!

Come on out!

Hello!

He's come straight from his holidays, it would appear!

-Hello.

-Very casual.

Sophia, you didn't know anything about this, did you?

No!

How do you think Mr Bagley is going to do for you in this round?

-He'll do great.

-Yeah?

-I've been practising saying the word "pass".

-So I'll be OK.

-LAUGHTER

OK, Mr Bagley, you're going to have 60 seconds on the clock.

Start the clock. The Snapchat ghost logo usually appears

on a background of which bright colour?

Yellow.

Correct. Sign of the Times is the debut solo single

from which member of One Direction?

Pass.

Harry Styles. Who sings this song?

# I know I can treat you better... #

Ed Sheeran.

No, Shawn Mendes.

Gareth Bale has played for which Spanish football team since 2013?

Real Madrid.

Correct. Name the athlete pictured here.

-Greg Rutherford.

-Correct.

Tom Jones and will.i.am have been judges of which TV talent show?

-The Voice.

-Correct.

Alarm and Ciao Adios are UK singles for which English singer-songwriter?

Ed Sheeran.

Anne-Marie Nicholson.

In the TV show Peter Kay's Car Share,

John and Kayleigh work in what type of shop?

A phone shop.

No, a supermarket. Who became manager of Liverpool FC in 2015?

-Jurgen Klopp.

-Correct.

In Doctor Who, what is the name of Madame Vastra's human wife?

Pass.

Jenny. In the soap Emmerdale, what is Paddy Kirk's profession?

Undertaker?

No, he's a vet. Oh, my goodness, well done, Mr Bagley,

you got five points for your team!

Well done!

That was pretty excellent knowledge there, that was really, really good.

-Sophia, are you pleased?

-I'm so proud.

Do you think he should have known Shawn Mendes?

-Yeah, he's so popular!

-Popular culture, I...

He's so popular, why don't you know it, Mr Bagley?

I'm old!

"I'm old!" Mr Bagley, you did great, you got five points for your team.

For now, you are dismissed. Well done, sir!

-HACKER:

-He did well, didn't he?

Yeah.

At the end of that round, Theo's Posse have nine,

Patrick's Posse have 23 points!

-HACKER:

-Call it quits now!

Right, teams, it's time to do some work, it's time for...

Now, for all of you, your Pet Subject

will be your own CBBC shows.

So, that's what all of your questions will be on.

Theo's Posse, you're going to be going first.

30 seconds on the clock to answer as many questions as you can.

Start the clock. In Millie Inbetween,

who is Fran and Jake's mum?

-Mya?

-Amber.

Correct. Who won the 2017 series of Got What It Takes?

-Paddy?

-Jorja.

Correct. In Millie Inbetween, what is Millie's surname?

Marley?

Er...

Pass, pass, pass.

McDonald. How many young singers took part

in Got What It Takes? Paddy?

-Eight.

-Correct. In the first series of Millie Inbetween,

Fran dresses as an oversized version of which human body part?

Mya?

Pass.

It's the ear. Oh, my goodness, you're out of time!

Oh, I can tell you, at the end of that round,

you got yourself three points, Theo's Posse. Well done.

Now, Patrick's Posse, it's your turn.

You have 30 seconds on the clock.

Start the clock.

Who wrote the Jamie Johnson book series?

-Louis?

-Dan Freedman.

Correct. In a Series 2 of So Awkward,

who kisses Matt after he faints in class?

Sophia?

Lily.

Correct. What is the name of the admiral

who features in Series 6 of Hacker Time?

-Hacker?

-Admiral Lawnmower.

Correct. In Jamie Johnson,

Leon Tibbs is the goalkeeper of which football team?

-Patrick?

-Hawkstone.

Correct. In Series 2 of So Awkward, what type of insects

does Jas fall in love with?

-Um...

-Sophia?

-Locus...es.

-Locuseses?

-Yes.

Correct answer, well done,

you got five points at the end of that round, Patrick's Posse.

Well done, everyone.

Great knowledge on your own shows.

I can tell you, at the end of that round, the scores are -

Theo's Posse have 12,

-Patrick's Posse have 28 points!

-Hooray!

It's all to play for, Theo's Posse, Patrick's Posse,

it's all about getting control of the game -

and the next subject is...

-AUDIENCE:

-Ooh!

Today, your Mystery round is about holidays.

Here is your control question.

The names of how many months begin with the letter J?

-Mya?

-Two.

Incorrect. I can offer it across. Patrick?

Three.

-Three?

-No!

It's the correct answer, well done!

Well done, Patrick, you've got control of the game.

Here are the rest of your questions on the subject of holidays.

So, firstly, in which month is Halloween celebrated?

-HACKER:

-October.

October.

Is that right?

That's the 31st of October.

In which month is St David's Day celebrated?

-HACKER:

-I don't know, do you?

-One of the first ones...

-One of the first ones, innit? Yeah.

February?

Er, February.

Is that the right answer?

No, it's actually the 1st of March.

In the UK, in which month of the year does Father's Day fall?

-HACKER:

-I think it is in April.

June, isn't it?

- June? - Well, it's April or June.

June, yeah, June.

June.

June, you're saying. Is that the right answer?

-HACKER:

-Or April, yeah.

-It is, well done.

-June, I told you!

And finally, in which month is Guy Fawkes Night celebrated?

-HACKER:

-I know that! November.

November.

Remember, remember, the fifth of...

Remember, remember, it's in November!

Nailed it! November.

The 5th of November.

You got yourself four points, Patrick's Posse. Well done.

At the end of that round, I can tell you, the scores are -

Theo's Posse have 12,

Patrick's Posse have 32!

The next subject is...

Yes!

Removing my fingers from the buzzers!

I've never seen anyone go, "Yes!" before!

Here is your control question.

How many corners does a cube have?

-Patrick?

-Eight.

Is the right answer, well done, Patrick.

Well done!

And here are the rest of your questions

on the subject of sequences.

Which number completes this sequence correctly?

-HACKER:

-Will you accept "I don't know"?

LAUGHTER I will not accept that, Hacker.

It's 49.

-HACKER:

-That's what I had.

Patrick, do you have an answer for me?

Yeah, 49.

49, is that right?

It is, well done.

They are the square numbers.

Second question.

Which number completes this sequence correctly?

-WHISPERING:

-Minus one and add two, minus one and add two.

You've nailed it.

So, 11?

-Patrick?

-11.

It is, well done.

The rule is, as you got, subtract one, add two, subtract one, add two.

-Brilliantly done.

-OK!

-Third question.

Which number completes this sequence correctly?

Is it... No...

THEY WHISPER

So, 216?

No, no, don't do that!

That's the closest we've got.

-Patrick?

-216.

It isn't. The answer is...

-HACKER:

-I were going to say that!

Finally, which number completes this sequence correctly?

64, I think. Halving it, isn't it?

64.

64, is that the right answer?

It is, well done.

You got yourself four points, well done, Patrick's Posse.

At the end of that round,

Theo's Posse have 12,

Patrick's Posse have 36!

Now, it is still potentially possible that Theo's Posse

-can win this game.

-Totally.

It's your last chance to score some points. It's the...

90 seconds on the clock

for both teams to answer as many questions as you can.

Start the clock.

In which century did the Berlin Wall fall?

-Patrick?

-20th.

Correct. The book Spinderella by Julia Donaldson

is about what football playing animal?

-Anyone? Hacker?

-Spider.

Correct. Stamford Bridge is the home ground of which... Patrick?

Chelsea.

Correct. What is the national flower of Scotland?

-Hacker?

-Thistle.

Correct. Who has presented A Question of Sport since 1997?

-Hacker?

-Susan Alan Barker!

Which is the largest

and lowest pitched instrument of the string section?

-Hacker?

-Cello.

No, the double bass.

Which month of the year comes last alphabetically?

Patrick?

No? September. In fiction, Topthorn, Shadowfax

and Black Beauty are all which type of animal? Hacker?

Horses.

Correct. The pancreas produces which hormone

that enables the human body to absorb sugar from food?

Hacker?

Oh, no, I've forgotten!

-It's insulin.

-I knew it!

Who directed the Indiana Jones series of films?

-Theo?

-George Lucas.

No, Steven Spielberg.

In World War I, in which month of 1918

did Germany sign the first agreement for peace with Britain and France?

-Patrick?

-August.

No, November. In imperial measurements,

how many inches make up one foot?

-Hacker?

-12.

Correct. Who is the primary patron saint of Ireland?

-Patrick?

-Patrick.

Patrick! In the Shrek series of films,

which character does Shrek fall in love with and marry?

-Paddy?

-Fiona.

Correct answer, well done!

Point, we got a point!

Well done, that was so exciting.

You've all done incredibly well, but the winners, with 44 points,

are Patrick's Posse!

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Bad luck, Theo's Posse, you put up a good fight,

it just wasn't enough -

but please, give them a huge round of applause!

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Patrick's Posse, you are Celebrity Top Class.

Sophia, how does that feel?

Amazing.

Hacker, well done on the Sue Barker question!

It was great, we should have recorded it!

Patrick, how does that feel?

Yeah, brilliant, I think we did really well.

I do feel for these guys, because, you know,

I'm sure they would have got a few of them right

if they'd have got in control.

And Louis, how do you feel? Celebrity Top Class champion!

We had a great team, couldn't have done it without them.

No, you couldn't have,

because otherwise, it wouldn't have been a team.

Well, well done, Patrick's Posse and Theo's Posse.

I'll see you next time. Goodbye!