Mini Diego Trust Me I'm a Genie


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I was hit by a can, opened it and out popped a genie!

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# Three wishes set me free

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# Trust me, I'm a genie. #

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Wish One!

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# And on that first day

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# I got my very own cafe. #

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-Wish two!

-# That was cool

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# I got my own swimming pool

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# But then I got a magic can

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-# And it filled with sand

-Trust me, I'm a genie

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# And the works got jammed. #

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-Wish three!

-# A total catastrophe

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# The genie raved and ranted

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# But no third wish was granted

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# If one more wish comes true

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# Then I'll be free from you

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# Trust me, I'm a genie. #

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This is it! This is it!

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Rita's going to explain why she broke up with Sam!

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This is Scoop, live from Oasiswood!

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I'm with the divine Rita van Hump, who has earth-wobbling news for us!

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Yes. Sam Sahara and I...

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have got back together!

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-So that's why she hasn't called.

-But what does she see in him?

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It's simple.

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I LOVE tall men!

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I cannot resist them.

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Well, I'M not short!

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Hey, Diego, can you pass me that bottle of cactus juice, please?

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HE GROANS

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Phew!

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Ha-ha. It's the fizzy one.

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I don't want it.

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THEY CHUCKLE

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Listen, if your feet touch the ground, then you're the right size.

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Hey, why don't we go surfing?

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-Oh, yeah! Great idea!

-See you out there. Stay cool, man.

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Whoa!

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-SHE GIGGLES

-Aaargh!

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Ugh!

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Yee-ha!

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Forget it - you're too short.

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-Let me help.

-I'm not short!

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You want to be really tall?

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Reach whatever you want, see the world from up high?

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Make a wish! Imagine being taller, like a basketball player!

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CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

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Everyone would look up to you.

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Especially Rita!

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Wow, Diego!

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How tall you are!

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Yeah!

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-I want to be extra tall!

-Easy peasy!

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I call upon the powers that be

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to grant this wish, and set me free!

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Am I supposed to climb onto it to be taller?

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Don't panic, that's normal.

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Er, I'm just going to go check something and I'll be back!

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Eh? Where did that come from?

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Aargh!

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I'm miniscule!

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Careful! What you doing?

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Watch it! I'm down here! Help!

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So, eating the tomatoes raw makes you shrink.

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To grow, make a soup and eat it.

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Freedom, here I come!

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Come on, Diego, a nice bowl of soup and it's over.

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Er...Diego?

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Oh, no!

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What an idiot!

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HE SIGHS Oh, well...

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-You nearly squished me!

-Don't worry about a thing.

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I have total control of the situation.

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-Yeah, right! I can see that!

-It's true!

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All you need is a bit of extra soup to make you grow again.

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Soup? What you talking about, man?

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For the moment, all we have to do is climb into there.

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Trust me, I'm a genie!

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Now, according to my calculations, we should land right inside the pot!

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-Right. One, two...

-Aargh!

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I'm all right! OK.

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Everything is just fine!

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And how do you make soup?

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I... Well... We're going to...

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BOTH: Waargh!

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Diego? Ziggy?

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Hmm. Where are they?

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Forever stuck in a tomato - what a terrific destiny.

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Forever? Oh, no, please!

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I'm only kidding, Diego!

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What a wimp you are!

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Diego?

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Ziggy?

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Hey! Way cool man!

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THEY WAIL

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Yuck! Worms!

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They disappeared and I found this.

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Present. But be careful, there's worms in it.

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Oh, thank you!

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Worms are full of vitamins, you know, especially their juice!

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When I find some, I squeeze them and mix them with...

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STOP! I don't really want to know.

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Ah, OK. How about I make you a nice tomato soup? 100% wormless!

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Oh!

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Hold on, Ziggy, I'm coming!

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-Aargh!

-Yippee ki-yay!

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Oh, I'm not feeling too good.

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Of course you aren't. Hey! Open your eyes!

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Ziggy! Aargh!

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You see that trick? Classy, huh?

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You're speechless. I save your life and you don't care... Oops!

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Waaaargh!

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HE SNORES

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Whoops! Whoa, there!

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Ziggy? Where are you?

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Over here! Meet me at the ears!

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-BOTH:

-Larry! Larry!

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It's time to go surfing.

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It's us. Diego and Ziggy.

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Aah! Who's that?

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Hey, Godzilla!

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We're here!

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Whoo! Diego? Ziggy? What kind of mess have you got into this time?

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Everything's fine. Where's the tomato plant?

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The tomato plant?

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Oh, I gave it to Zazie to make soup.

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Soup?! Let's go!

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I don't get it. The soup was cooking perfectly.

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I left the room for one second and BANG! No more soup!

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BOTH: No!

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-SHE SQUEALS

-You've got cockroaches in your hand!

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Aargh! They've got Diego and Ziggy's heads!

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No, it's really them. I'll explain later.

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It's not enough! He's still the same size as before.

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-Are there any tomatoes left?

-One green one. No good for soup, though.

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But it's good for the wish! < BANGING

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Is it me or are the crickets bigger this year?

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-BOTH:

-Help!

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It's going to eat the cafe! Quick, we have to make it eat the tomato!

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I'll get it!

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NO! We have to keep it for the wish!

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Stop, Zazie, or I'm going to have to...

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..freeze you!

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Need to hit it with something hard, like, er...

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Oh!

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No!

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Why? HE SOBS

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I hate my can.

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We had no choice, Ziggy.

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And there's other less dangerous ways of being tall. Look.

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Cost all my savings, they did.

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-TV:

-'This is Scoop, live from Oasiswood. Rita van Hump has broken up again with Sam Sahara!

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'And now, exclusive footage of her new boyfriend!'

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What's she doing with a shrimp like that?

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'Short is the new tall!

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'Hadn't you heard?'

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Ugh!

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HE CHUCKLES

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