More Ice Please! Trust Me I'm a Genie


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I was hit by a can, opened it and out popped a genie!

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# Three wishes set me free

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# Trust me, I'm a genie... Wish one!

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# And on that first day I got my very own cafe!

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-# Wish two!

-That was cool I got my own swimming-pool!

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# But then I dropped the magic can And it filled with sand

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# And the words got jammed

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-# Wish three...

-A total catastrophe!

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# The genie raved and ranted But no third wish was granted

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# If one more wish comes true Then I'll be free from you! #

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Trust me, I'm a genie!

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Hi, Rita. It's Diego.

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No, not the one with the Ferrari. Diego, your childhood friend.

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Yeah, that's the one.

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I'm organising a massive sand skiing party.

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Please say you'll come!

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Sand skiing? But, darling, that's so last week.

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Yeah, but, you know, we're in the desert,

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so we don't have much choice.

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That's such a shame. I only ski on snow, darling.

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Sorry, another time, maybe. Bye!

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Scene one, take one.

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Diegooooo!

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Diegooooo!

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Oh.

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I've got them!

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Hey, lucky it was only my head.

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That's a nasty bump. You'll need some ice.

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Of course, if there was a genie round here,

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you could have whatever you wanted.

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Ice for Zazzy, snow for Rita.

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But, hey, there is a genie, right here,

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a genie in a little tin can.

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Go on. What are you suggesting?

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The Cool-Mat!

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To some, it's merely a fridge with an integrated sound system,

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ice machine and milkshake mixer.

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But because it's you, I'm throwing in the winter sports option.

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Diego, you've got a Cool-Mat!

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Nah, but you're right. You mustn't waste your last wish.

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-HE YAWNS

-You're the boss.

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Wait! That's what I want.

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-I wish for a Cool-Mat.

-Yay!

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I call upon the powers that be...

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Send us a Cool-Mat!

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And set me free!

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DISTANT RUMBLING

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Great Cool-Mat, Ziggy.

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Well, this makes all the difference. I just cut little bits off, right?

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Wow! Did you order that for my bump, Diego?

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Well, bless my bling! Show us what you can do with your board, Larry!

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It's not Hawaii, though I can show you my moves.

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Right on. Let's hit the slopes.

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Rita! She'll come now. I've got to call her.

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Eh?

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Where are we?

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Hi. He's Ziggy and I'm Diego. This is my cafe.

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Name's Chuck. I've got a cafe too.

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What I want to know is how it ended up here!

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A cafe?

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Up there. Chuck's Cafe.

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Any ideas?

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'This is Scoop, live for Oasis TV.

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'A large part of the North Pole has disappeared!

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'Sources say this could only be the work of a genie who lives in a can.

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'We'll be keeping you up-to-date as the story unfolds!'

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-Do you know any genies round here?

-Genies? Uh, no.

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HE GROWLS Really?

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Eurgh! Have you had sardines today?

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GROWLING

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Mind what you say to me. When I get hot, I get angry.

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Sir, please believe me when I say, I totally understand.

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We're really sorry your first visit here has started so poorly,

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but if you care to relax, have anything you like from the cafe,

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we'll sort out this little problem for you straightaway.

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Just make yourself comfortable and I'll get someone to take your order.

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Coconut cocktail? Coffee? Tea?

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Keep cool, Ziggy. Chill out, there's no rush.

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How do you want me to keep cool when there's a furry beast on our heels?

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If Chucky lays his paws on my can,

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I'm going to end up in his lunch box, like a sardine sandwich!

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And what are you suggesting?

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Are you ever going to use your second brain cell?

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We find the Cool-Mat, the wish is granted,

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-and I'm off before someone offs me.

-Ziggy, there is no Cool-Mat.

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Shut up, or you're going to jinx us again!

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I bet my can on it, that it's in the cafe.

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Er, a genie, you say?

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Yah, with a can.

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No genies here.

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Yes, there's Ziggy. How could I forget that?

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He's not very good, but he's a real genie.

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He must be up there with Diego. ROARING

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WHISTLES APPRECIATIVELY

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Hey, nice place. So, where's the Cool-Mat?

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I don't see it anywhere.

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No worries. A little detection spell and we'll soon find out.

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Are you sure that...

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Aaaagh! Stop it, Ziggy!

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But I can't stop trying to stop!

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Whoah! How was I supposed to know? Come on, we have to warn them!

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It has to be here somewhere. What has he done with it?

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Leave it, Ziggy, look what you've done!

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The wish didn't work, that's all.

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It hasn't gone wrong!

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Not this time! DOOR CRASHES OPEN

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HE GROWLS

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OK, fish breath, where did you hide the Cool-Mat?

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Tell me where it is!

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GROWLING

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Say when! You want to take a free pop? Be my guest!

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HE GROWLS

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Ziggy!

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Whoah! Aagh!

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Wow! Where did you learn how to board?

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Never done it before! But I'm a fast learner.

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They must have made friends. They're snowboarding together.

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Hey, fur ball, leave my friend alone!

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No, don't thank me.

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CRACKING NOISE

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Save it for later!

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You OK?

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Never... better!

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So, what are you waiting for? Let's go back and find it!

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Ziggy, there is no Cool-M...

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HE GROWLS

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When I get hot, I get angry!

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Hold on, Ziggy, I'll be back. I'm going to cool you down, Chuck!

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FAN WHIRRING

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Hey! You're a fan of Rita? We were at school together.

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What? You're friends with Rita van Hump?

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Oh, yeah! Want to meet her?

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Do I want to meet her?!

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Here at the World's first and only desert ski resort,

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we await the imminent arrival of global sensation, Rita van Hump!

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So stay tuned and don't go away!

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FLASH BULBS POPPING

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Diego, darling, how did you get all this snow here?

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Hi, Rita.

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Well, hello. Diego, who is your handsome friend?

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Uh, this is Chuck.

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Look, it's working again.

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Who needs a Cool-Mat anyway?

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How about you wish me a new can?

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'This is live from the North Pole from Oasis TV.'

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It seems the lovely Rita van Hump has given everything up

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for the biggest, toughest care bear of all!

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A little trip to the North Pole, Diego? Just say the word!

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