More Ice Please! Trust Me I'm a Genie

I was hit by a can, opened it and out popped a genie!

# Three wishes set me free

# Trust me, I'm a genie... Wish one!

# And on that first day I got my very own cafe!

-# Wish two!

-That was cool I got my own swimming-pool!

# But then I dropped the magic can And it filled with sand

# And the words got jammed

-# Wish three...

-A total catastrophe!

# The genie raved and ranted But no third wish was granted

# If one more wish comes true Then I'll be free from you! #

Trust me, I'm a genie!

Hi, Rita. It's Diego.

No, not the one with the Ferrari. Diego, your childhood friend.

Yeah, that's the one.

I'm organising a massive sand skiing party.

Please say you'll come!

Sand skiing? But, darling, that's so last week.

Yeah, but, you know, we're in the desert,

so we don't have much choice.

That's such a shame. I only ski on snow, darling.

Sorry, another time, maybe. Bye!

Scene one, take one.

Diegooooo!

Diegooooo!

Oh.

I've got them!

Hey, lucky it was only my head.

That's a nasty bump. You'll need some ice.

Of course, if there was a genie round here,

you could have whatever you wanted.

Ice for Zazzy, snow for Rita.

But, hey, there is a genie, right here,

a genie in a little tin can.

Go on. What are you suggesting?

The Cool-Mat!

To some, it's merely a fridge with an integrated sound system,

ice machine and milkshake mixer.

But because it's you, I'm throwing in the winter sports option.

Diego, you've got a Cool-Mat!

Nah, but you're right. You mustn't waste your last wish.

-HE YAWNS

-You're the boss.

Wait! That's what I want.

-I wish for a Cool-Mat.

-Yay!

I call upon the powers that be...

Send us a Cool-Mat!

And set me free!

DISTANT RUMBLING

Great Cool-Mat, Ziggy.

Well, this makes all the difference. I just cut little bits off, right?

Wow! Did you order that for my bump, Diego?

Well, bless my bling! Show us what you can do with your board, Larry!

It's not Hawaii, though I can show you my moves.

Right on. Let's hit the slopes.

Rita! She'll come now. I've got to call her.

Eh?

Where are we?

Hi. He's Ziggy and I'm Diego. This is my cafe.

Name's Chuck. I've got a cafe too.

What I want to know is how it ended up here!

A cafe?

Up there. Chuck's Cafe.

Any ideas?

'This is Scoop, live for Oasis TV.

'A large part of the North Pole has disappeared!

'Sources say this could only be the work of a genie who lives in a can.

'We'll be keeping you up-to-date as the story unfolds!'

-Do you know any genies round here?

-Genies? Uh, no.

HE GROWLS Really?

Eurgh! Have you had sardines today?

GROWLING

Mind what you say to me. When I get hot, I get angry.

Sir, please believe me when I say, I totally understand.

We're really sorry your first visit here has started so poorly,

but if you care to relax, have anything you like from the cafe,

we'll sort out this little problem for you straightaway.

Just make yourself comfortable and I'll get someone to take your order.

Coconut cocktail? Coffee? Tea?

Keep cool, Ziggy. Chill out, there's no rush.

How do you want me to keep cool when there's a furry beast on our heels?

If Chucky lays his paws on my can,

I'm going to end up in his lunch box, like a sardine sandwich!

And what are you suggesting?

Are you ever going to use your second brain cell?

We find the Cool-Mat, the wish is granted,

-and I'm off before someone offs me.

-Ziggy, there is no Cool-Mat.

Shut up, or you're going to jinx us again!

I bet my can on it, that it's in the cafe.

Er, a genie, you say?

Yah, with a can.

No genies here.

Yes, there's Ziggy. How could I forget that?

He's not very good, but he's a real genie.

He must be up there with Diego. ROARING

WHISTLES APPRECIATIVELY

Hey, nice place. So, where's the Cool-Mat?

I don't see it anywhere.

No worries. A little detection spell and we'll soon find out.

Are you sure that...

Aaaagh! Stop it, Ziggy!

But I can't stop trying to stop!

Whoah! How was I supposed to know? Come on, we have to warn them!

It has to be here somewhere. What has he done with it?

Leave it, Ziggy, look what you've done!

The wish didn't work, that's all.

It hasn't gone wrong!

Not this time! DOOR CRASHES OPEN

HE GROWLS

OK, fish breath, where did you hide the Cool-Mat?

Tell me where it is!

GROWLING

Say when! You want to take a free pop? Be my guest!

HE GROWLS

Ziggy!

Whoah! Aagh!

Wow! Where did you learn how to board?

Never done it before! But I'm a fast learner.

They must have made friends. They're snowboarding together.

Hey, fur ball, leave my friend alone!

No, don't thank me.

CRACKING NOISE

Save it for later!

You OK?

Never... better!

So, what are you waiting for? Let's go back and find it!

Ziggy, there is no Cool-M...

HE GROWLS

When I get hot, I get angry!

Hold on, Ziggy, I'll be back. I'm going to cool you down, Chuck!

FAN WHIRRING

Hey! You're a fan of Rita? We were at school together.

What? You're friends with Rita van Hump?

Oh, yeah! Want to meet her?

Do I want to meet her?!

Here at the World's first and only desert ski resort,

we await the imminent arrival of global sensation, Rita van Hump!

So stay tuned and don't go away!

FLASH BULBS POPPING

Diego, darling, how did you get all this snow here?

Hi, Rita.

Well, hello. Diego, who is your handsome friend?

Uh, this is Chuck.

Look, it's working again.

Who needs a Cool-Mat anyway?

How about you wish me a new can?

'This is live from the North Pole from Oasis TV.'

It seems the lovely Rita van Hump has given everything up

for the biggest, toughest care bear of all!

A little trip to the North Pole, Diego? Just say the word!

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