Extreme Diego Trust Me I'm a Genie


Extreme Diego

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I was hit by a can, opened it and out popped a genie!

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# Three wishes set me free

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# Trust me I'm a genie

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# Wish one

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# And on that first day I got my very own cafe. #

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Ta-da!

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# Wish two

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# That was cool I got me own swimming pool

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Hee-hee!

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# But then I dropped the magic can

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# And it filled with sand

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# And the words got jammed

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# Wish three

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# A total catastrophe

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# The genie raved and ranted

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# But no third wish was granted

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# If one more wish comes true Then I'll be free from you

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# Trust me I'm a genie. #

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HUMMING TO HIMSELF

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Woah! Woah!

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Ha-ha, yeah!

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-Look!

-Cool moves, Diego.

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Ha-ha! Give yourself a round of applause.

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HE LAUGHS

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Newsflash!

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Here in Oasis, excitement is mounting

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as nominations pour in for Extreme Sports Champion.

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Top movie star, Rita Van Hump, who are you backing for the title?

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Why, who else but Sam Sahara?

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Oh, ho!

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Whe-e-e!

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Woo-hoo!

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He's a real daredevil, and the handsomest man in Oasis Wood.

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GIGGLES

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But you're handsome too, scoopy-woopy. Mwah!

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So, Rita's backing Sam Sahara.

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But it's not too late to send your vote

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for your favourite extreme sports champion.

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Sam Sahara, Sam Sahara, na-na-na! What's so special about him?

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Exactly. All he's got is wealth, fame and good looks.

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It sure would be good if someone else won for a change.

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I wonder who that could be, though?

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Yeah, who?

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You dumb hump!

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I can hear the crowds cheering you now

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as you step up to take the award.

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Grarrgh! Grrr!

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Woo-hoo!

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CROWD CHEERS

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Woo-hoo!

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Mwah!

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-That's it. I wish to be extreme sports champion.

-Yeah!

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I call upon the powers that be to grant this wish and set me free.

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A camcorder? How's that going to help?

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Diego, ain't ya heard of the Internet?

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All we got to do is video you doing extreme sports,

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then post them on CamelTube.

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Thing is, what are you good at?

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Gulp!

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Hey, well... lots of things. I mean, I can...

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-Eh...

-Got it!

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I've got it! Cool moves with a tray. You can do extreme waitering.

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Are you sure these wings you made are going to work?

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Of course. Just until you're over the pool.

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Should be spectacular. Hee-hee-hee!

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Wa-a-ah!

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A-a-ah!

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Hey, they really do work.

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Oh!

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Ooh, Oh! Woah!

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That's cool, Diego. Keep going.

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Woah!

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Arrgh!

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Uncool, man.

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PANTS

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Diego, are you OK?

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Right as rain, thanks.

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This is weird.

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You should be in little pieces

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and so should this.

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But before, the camera was running.

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Here, drop this when I tell you.

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OK.

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Woah!

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It's a magic camcorder.

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It makes whatever you film indestructible.

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-So, how does that help?

-How?

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Because now you can try something dangerous.

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Yeah!

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Yeah, I want a pepperoni pizza with extra cheese.

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Take one, extreme tightrope walking. And action!

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Oh, promise these are vegetarian piranhas?

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Course they are.

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Trust me, I'm a genie.

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Woah!

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ALL: Wa-a-ah!

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Arrrgh!

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A-a-a-ah!

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MUFFLED CRIES

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Pretty extreme,

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but not extreme enough.

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Take one, extreme video gaming. And action!

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Go!

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Arrgh!

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Wa-a-ah! Arrgh!

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Woah!

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A-a-a-argh!

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Wa-a-ah!

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Nice try. I'd say we're getting there.

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Take one, extreme rock dancing. And action.

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Pizza! It's for Larry.

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Woah! Waaargh!

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Arrgh!

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It's amazing. Thanks to the camera.

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Ha-ha! Hm, not bad.

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Let's take a look at the footage.

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Look at that, will you? The wish is in the bag.

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I'm here in Oasis,

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Sam Sahara is thrilling the crowd with some even more amazing stunts.

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This is unbelievable.

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Sam's wind-walking thousands of feet in the air while juggling of awards.

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And wait! Can it be? Is he...?

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Ladies and gentlemen, I wasn't expecting this

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so I don't have anything prepared.

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Yes, he is! Sam Sahara is rehearsing his acceptance speech!

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Looks to me like we've got to up our game.

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Get ready for the most spectacular extreme sport of all time.

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Extreme Ming vase juggling.

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Ride the rocket-powered quad bike, juggle the priceless Ming vases,

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jump across the ravine and parachute down with the umbrella.

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You're invisible when the camera is on you.

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Any problems, I'll be on the radio.

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OK?

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Oh, Diego! The batteries have run out!

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You're no longer indestructible!

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Aaarrgh!

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-Larry! Do something!

-Huh?

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Hang in there, Diego!

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Wah! Woah! Wa-a-ah!

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Aaarrgh!

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Er, you did upload all the other footage we got, right?

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BOTH: Wa-a-ah!

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Hi, guys. Hey, that was a great stunt, Diego.

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I got it all on my camcorder too.

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BOTH: Yay!

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Ladies and gentlemen,

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We have a winner for extreme sports champion.

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Just check out this fantastic footage.

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CHEERING

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Well, it's been great, old pal.

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Your wish has been granted. Now, I'm out of here.

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Yes, in a dramatic, last minute upset,

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favourite Sam Sahara has been beaten.

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By a new extreme sport star, the winner of Extreme Sports Champion is

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Larry!

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For his fantastic demonstration of a whole new sport,

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extreme pizza eating.

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Hey, cool.

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Wa-a-ah!

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No-o-o!

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PHONE RINGS

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Diego?

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Are you OK? You've been up there for ages.

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Oh, yeah, I'm fine.

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I'm practising for next year's Extreme Sports Champion.

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Really? Which category are you going in for?

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Extreme TV watching.

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