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I was hit by a can, opened it | 0:00:02 | 0:00:03 | |
and out popped a genie! | 0:00:03 | 0:00:05 | |
# Three wishes set me free Trust me, I'm a genie | 0:00:05 | 0:00:10 | |
-# Wish one -And on that first day | 0:00:10 | 0:00:13 | |
-# I got my very own cafe -Ta-da! | 0:00:13 | 0:00:16 | |
-# Wish two -That was cool | 0:00:16 | 0:00:18 | |
-# I've got my own swimming pool -Hee-hee! | 0:00:18 | 0:00:21 | |
# But then I got a magic can | 0:00:21 | 0:00:24 | |
# And it filled with sand | 0:00:24 | 0:00:27 | |
# And the words got jammed | 0:00:27 | 0:00:30 | |
-# Wish three -A total catastrophe | 0:00:30 | 0:00:33 | |
# The genie raved and ranted But no third wish was granted | 0:00:33 | 0:00:38 | |
# If one more wish comes true | 0:00:38 | 0:00:41 | |
# Then I'll be free from you | 0:00:41 | 0:00:44 | |
# Trust me, I'm a genie. # | 0:00:44 | 0:00:47 | |
Hic! | 0:01:05 | 0:01:06 | |
-Hic. -A-a-a-a-h! | 0:01:08 | 0:01:12 | |
Hic! | 0:01:13 | 0:01:14 | |
Wh-o-o-a-a-! | 0:01:14 | 0:01:17 | |
-Hic! -Wh-o-o-a-a! Will you cut it out? | 0:01:17 | 0:01:21 | |
They're just harmless little hiccups. It's my tummy telling me it loves me. | 0:01:21 | 0:01:26 | |
-Hic! -Harmless hiccups? Hmmm. | 0:01:26 | 0:01:29 | |
That's right, harmless little hiccups. | 0:01:29 | 0:01:33 | |
Unless they're those deadly hiccups that's been going around. | 0:01:33 | 0:01:37 | |
Huh? Hic! | 0:01:37 | 0:01:39 | |
Ow! | 0:01:46 | 0:01:48 | |
Can you read this? | 0:01:48 | 0:01:49 | |
Ef-e-toz-e-pod. | 0:01:49 | 0:01:52 | |
Whoa! | 0:01:53 | 0:01:54 | |
It's as I feared. | 0:01:54 | 0:01:55 | |
This is the worst case of deadly hiccups I've ever seen! | 0:01:55 | 0:02:00 | |
What am I going to do?! | 0:02:00 | 0:02:02 | |
From these X-rays, I'd say your third wish should clear it right up. | 0:02:02 | 0:02:06 | |
But we have to move fast. | 0:02:06 | 0:02:08 | |
TEETH CHATTER | 0:02:09 | 0:02:12 | |
Hic! THEY GASP | 0:02:17 | 0:02:20 | |
Ah! I wish I could get rid of my deadly - hic - hiccups. | 0:02:22 | 0:02:27 | |
-First dibs on the cafe if this wish fails. -And I bagsy the pool. | 0:02:27 | 0:02:31 | |
Hic! | 0:02:31 | 0:02:33 | |
I call upon the powers that be, | 0:02:33 | 0:02:35 | |
make this dope well and set me free! | 0:02:35 | 0:02:40 | |
SIREN WAILS | 0:02:43 | 0:02:45 | |
No! | 0:02:47 | 0:02:48 | |
'Tis I, the Medical Dictionary of Icky Poo. | 0:02:50 | 0:02:54 | |
Three years on the bestseller list. Oh, yeah. | 0:02:54 | 0:02:58 | |
Ouch! | 0:02:58 | 0:03:00 | |
Whoever calls Icky Poo gets eight questions, too. | 0:03:00 | 0:03:04 | |
Mr Medical Dictionary, but we only need one. | 0:03:04 | 0:03:07 | |
-How can our friend cure his deadly hiccups? -It is simple. | 0:03:07 | 0:03:11 | |
He must frighten them off with an embarrassing chicken dance. | 0:03:11 | 0:03:15 | |
Ha-ha-ha-ha! | 0:03:15 | 0:03:16 | |
HE CLUCKS | 0:03:19 | 0:03:23 | |
Just kidding. Feel stupid now, don't you? | 0:03:25 | 0:03:29 | |
Hic! | 0:03:29 | 0:03:31 | |
Ha-ha-ha! | 0:03:31 | 0:03:32 | |
But seriously, to actually cure hiccups, | 0:03:32 | 0:03:36 | |
sniff a flower from the Oogie-Boogie shrub. | 0:03:36 | 0:03:39 | |
RUMBLING | 0:03:44 | 0:03:48 | |
Yes! | 0:03:55 | 0:03:56 | |
Whoa! Ow! | 0:03:56 | 0:03:58 | |
By the way, sniffing an Oogie-Boogie flower | 0:04:02 | 0:04:05 | |
has a nasty side effect called One Long Tongue. | 0:04:05 | 0:04:09 | |
Ok, so what cures One Long Tongue? | 0:04:09 | 0:04:13 | |
Ha-ha! | 0:04:13 | 0:04:15 | |
You must dip that tongue in the tepid puddle of Buku-Niki. | 0:04:15 | 0:04:19 | |
Wh-o-o-o-a-a-a! | 0:04:19 | 0:04:22 | |
There it is. | 0:04:22 | 0:04:23 | |
Ah! A-a-a-a-a-h! | 0:04:25 | 0:04:28 | |
Hey, now what? | 0:04:28 | 0:04:29 | |
Dipping a tongue in the tepid puddle of Buku-Niki | 0:04:29 | 0:04:32 | |
can cause the Roaming Double-Humps. | 0:04:32 | 0:04:35 | |
Why "Roaming" Double-Humps? | 0:04:35 | 0:04:38 | |
Hey! A-ha-ha! This isn't so bad. | 0:04:38 | 0:04:42 | |
Ooh! Aah! Oh, no. | 0:04:42 | 0:04:46 | |
Fear not. I know a cure. | 0:04:50 | 0:04:53 | |
CRASHING | 0:04:57 | 0:05:01 | |
To cure Roaming Double-Humps, | 0:05:01 | 0:05:03 | |
simply massage the knees of a native Nontog giant. | 0:05:03 | 0:05:08 | |
A-choo! | 0:05:13 | 0:05:15 | |
TOOT! TOOT! TOOT! | 0:05:15 | 0:05:20 | |
Let me guess, Nostril Party Horns are a side-effect | 0:05:20 | 0:05:25 | |
of massaging the knees of a native Nontog giant. | 0:05:25 | 0:05:28 | |
Wow, you must be a medical professional. | 0:05:28 | 0:05:32 | |
Wh-o-o-a-a! | 0:05:34 | 0:05:36 | |
To cure Nostril Party Horns, | 0:05:36 | 0:05:38 | |
just rub your nose with a Preeny-Peeny shell, | 0:05:38 | 0:05:41 | |
which obviously can cause a slight Snout-a-Longa condition. | 0:05:41 | 0:05:46 | |
But that doesn't matter, since it's easily cured | 0:05:48 | 0:05:51 | |
if you come across the Mexican cactus Crumble-Nuts. | 0:05:51 | 0:05:54 | |
Which might cause Octopus' Torempo Tongue. | 0:06:00 | 0:06:05 | |
TOOT! | 0:06:05 | 0:06:06 | |
That is easily relieved by the kiss of mosquitoes | 0:06:06 | 0:06:09 | |
found in the cave of the Legface Snake. | 0:06:09 | 0:06:12 | |
Hey, I got my voice back. | 0:06:12 | 0:06:14 | |
Which sometimes cause a Caci-Baca Illuminata. | 0:06:14 | 0:06:19 | |
Huh? What's this? | 0:06:19 | 0:06:22 | |
That can easily be deactivated by a rare Left-Handed Loofah. | 0:06:22 | 0:06:27 | |
Hic! | 0:06:32 | 0:06:33 | |
Seems the Left-Handed Loofah has a side-effect | 0:06:33 | 0:06:36 | |
of a case of the hiccups. | 0:06:36 | 0:06:38 | |
And you've only one question left. | 0:06:38 | 0:06:41 | |
What cures hiccups and doesn't have any side effects? | 0:06:41 | 0:06:47 | |
That's easy. | 0:06:47 | 0:06:48 | |
Whoever has the hiccups must be tickled by a feather | 0:06:48 | 0:06:52 | |
from the seldom-seen Banjoo Parrot. | 0:06:52 | 0:06:55 | |
Awww, what a cute little birdie. | 0:06:55 | 0:06:57 | |
That's eight questions. So long, suckers. | 0:06:57 | 0:07:03 | |
This Banjoo Parrot is our last chance to grant this wish. | 0:07:03 | 0:07:07 | |
-Hic! -We have to find us that bird. | 0:07:07 | 0:07:10 | |
Caw-caw! Caw-caw! | 0:07:10 | 0:07:13 | |
I'm trying out some Banjoo Parrot calls. Hic! Waka-waka-waka-woo! | 0:07:13 | 0:07:18 | |
Can you not do that? It's kind of annoying. | 0:07:18 | 0:07:21 | |
Waka-waka-woo! Waka-waka-woo! | 0:07:21 | 0:07:23 | |
Look, you're not going to attract any birds with those stupid noises. | 0:07:23 | 0:07:29 | |
Caw-caw! Caw-caw! | 0:07:29 | 0:07:32 | |
Hey, man. My ice cream. | 0:07:32 | 0:07:35 | |
Hic! | 0:07:36 | 0:07:38 | |
Ah, still got those deadly hiccups, eh? | 0:07:38 | 0:07:42 | |
We need a Banjoo Parrot to grant the wish and cure Diego, | 0:07:42 | 0:07:46 | |
but we can't find one any place. | 0:07:46 | 0:07:49 | |
Well, why didn't you say? I've got a Banjoo Parrot out the back. | 0:07:49 | 0:07:53 | |
Once we get our hands on that bird and tickle you with its feather, | 0:07:53 | 0:07:57 | |
you'll be cured of your deadly hiccups and I'll be free at last! | 0:07:57 | 0:08:01 | |
-Trust me, I'm a genie. -There you go. | 0:08:01 | 0:08:05 | |
One Banjoo Parrot. | 0:08:05 | 0:08:07 | |
Once it hatches. | 0:08:07 | 0:08:09 | |
Ok. Now, we want to hatch this egg, not squish it. | 0:08:12 | 0:08:15 | |
So less weight, more overall spread. | 0:08:15 | 0:08:18 | |
Who's a pretty little egg, then? You are. Yes, you are. | 0:08:18 | 0:08:23 | |
Yes, you are. Cootchie-cootchie-coo. | 0:08:23 | 0:08:28 | |
Who's a pretty little egg, then? You are! Yes, you are. Hic! | 0:08:28 | 0:08:33 | |
Cootchie-cootchie-coo. | 0:08:33 | 0:08:35 | |
Brings a lump to my throat seeing a sick camel like that. | 0:08:37 | 0:08:41 | |
We can't leave dear Diego's wellbeing | 0:08:41 | 0:08:43 | |
in the hands of unreliable genie magic. | 0:08:43 | 0:08:46 | |
We have to do something. | 0:08:46 | 0:08:48 | |
Everyone knows that the only real cure for hiccups | 0:08:48 | 0:08:51 | |
is a good, sharp shock to the system. | 0:08:51 | 0:08:54 | |
That's why we're going to cure Diego ourselves | 0:08:54 | 0:08:59 | |
and swap that Banjoo Parrot egg with this fake one. | 0:08:59 | 0:09:03 | |
-Aaah! Phew! -And plant it bang, right under him, | 0:09:11 | 0:09:15 | |
shock Diego out of those hiccups. | 0:09:15 | 0:09:18 | |
To swap that egg without Diego knowing, | 0:09:18 | 0:09:21 | |
we'll need someone totally sneaky. | 0:09:21 | 0:09:24 | |
Hey! | 0:09:27 | 0:09:29 | |
OK, fair enough. | 0:09:29 | 0:09:32 | |
HE SNORES | 0:09:32 | 0:09:35 | |
Hic! | 0:09:40 | 0:09:42 | |
-Cootchie-cootchie-coo. Hic! -Oh. | 0:09:47 | 0:09:50 | |
You'd think an egg shape would be easy. | 0:09:50 | 0:09:56 | |
Hic! Hic! Hic! | 0:10:00 | 0:10:04 | |
Cootchie-cootchie-coo. | 0:10:20 | 0:10:22 | |
CROWD CHEERING | 0:10:22 | 0:10:24 | |
O-w-w-w-w! | 0:10:29 | 0:10:32 | |
HE SOBS | 0:10:35 | 0:10:37 | |
I exploded it whole. That poor little... | 0:10:37 | 0:10:40 | |
HE GIGGLES | 0:10:40 | 0:10:42 | |
Oh. Oh, no. | 0:10:42 | 0:10:44 | |
That's it, you've been tickled with a Banjoo Parrot feather | 0:10:44 | 0:10:49 | |
and now I'm free! | 0:10:49 | 0:10:50 | |
And I'm cured! | 0:10:50 | 0:10:53 | |
And I'm free! | 0:10:53 | 0:10:55 | |
-I'm cured. -Free! Free! -Cured! | 0:10:55 | 0:10:59 | |
You're cramping my celebrations here. | 0:10:59 | 0:11:02 | |
You have nothing to celebrate. I made up the deadly hiccups thing. | 0:11:02 | 0:11:06 | |
You did? | 0:11:06 | 0:11:08 | |
I feel used. | 0:11:08 | 0:11:11 | |
And do I feel bad about it? Nope. | 0:11:11 | 0:11:14 | |
-Hic! -That can't be right. -Hic! | 0:11:14 | 0:11:19 | |
And I'm perfectly happy with my harmless hiccups | 0:11:19 | 0:11:22 | |
so don't think I'm sitting on that egg any more. Hic! | 0:11:22 | 0:11:25 | |
Where's Ziggy? | 0:11:30 | 0:11:31 | |
Cootchie-cootchie-coo. Who's a pretty little egg, then? | 0:11:31 | 0:11:35 | |
Yeah, you are. Who's a cute little Banjoo Parrot? Yeah, you. | 0:11:35 | 0:11:39 | |
Will you hatch already? | 0:11:39 | 0:11:41 | |
I probably should have mentioned - | 0:11:41 | 0:11:44 | |
Banjoo Parrots take 100 years to hatch. Shall we tell him? | 0:11:44 | 0:11:48 | |
In a few weeks, maybe. | 0:11:48 | 0:11:52 | |
Hic! | 0:11:52 | 0:11:54 | |
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