Diego the Superhero Trust Me I'm a Genie


Diego the Superhero

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I was hit by a can, opened it and out popped a genie!

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# Three wishes set me free

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# Trust me I'm a genie

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-# Wish one -

-And on that first day I got my very own cafe -

-Ta-da!

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-# Wish two -

-That was cool I got me own swimming pool -

-Hee-hee!

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# But then I dropped the magic can

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# And it filled with sand

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# And the works got jammed

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-# Wish three -

-a total catastrophe

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# The genie raved and ranted

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# But no third wish was granted

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# If one more wish comes true

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# Then I'll be free from you

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# Trust me I'm a genie. #

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Just what is it you're waiting for?

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Surprise visit from Rita?

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Better than that. The new Captain Justice comic comes out today!

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How can anyone read that garbage?

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Captain Justice happens to be the greatest superhero of all time.

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Show a bit of respect, eh?

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A superhero who wears his pants over his tights?

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I call that a superzero.

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HORN BEEPS

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Captain Justice!

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He-hey!

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Wow! He puts out a volcano with his superbreath!

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Giga-cool!

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And here - he catches the train thrown through

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the air by Lord Evil, and stops it falling on the innocent princess!

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Oh...

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If only I was like him.

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Just long enough to do one superhero deed.

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If you were like him, you wouldn't exist.

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You'd be some stupid comic strip character.

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Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!

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Of course he exists. How else do his adventures get in here?

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Do you think they just make them up?

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OK, you win.

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Captain Justice exists.

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And guess what? You CAN do a superhero deed.

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Me? What with superpowers and everything?

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You betcha!

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If you were a superhero,

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you could fly like a bird!

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Hear what's going on millions of miles away.

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Lift up mountains!

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But above all,

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you can fight the forces of evil by the side of your idol!

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The one and only...

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Captain Justice!

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Ahhhhh!

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Have no fear, Rita. I'm coming!

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Who are you, mysterious masked hero?

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They call me...

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Super D.

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The greatest of all the superheroes.

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OK, I've decided.

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I wish to do a superhero deed,

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like Captain Justice.

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And so you shall, my friend.

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I call upon the powers that be,

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to grant this wish and set me free!

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Wow! Great!

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A supercape, Diego. A cape for a superhero.

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That?

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Has it got powers?

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Uh, yeah! Yeah, of course.

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Trust me...

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I'm a genie!

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I feel...

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I feel...

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I don't actually feel anything.

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Oh, um, yeah, that's normal.

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The powers usually take a little while to arrive.

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What about the rest of it?

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Shouldn't I have a costume to hide my identity?

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Ha! You took the words right out of my mouth, Superbrain.

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Taa-raa!

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Heroic deed, here I come!

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Um, maybe you should practise first.

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Oh, OK. Heroic deed practice, here I come!

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Hey, you. You're spoiling my suntan.

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Yeah, weirdo. Who are you anyway?

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Superfast, supercool, superclassy and superheroic!

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I am...

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Super D!

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Diego's supercousin and your dedicated protector.

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Diego's cousin?

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Since when was he related to a superhero?

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Erm... It's an ancient family secret.

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But the time has come for the world to know.

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You are in danger of burning, my friends.

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Allow me.

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I think that lunatic's just squirted us with mayonnaise!

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And now...

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superspeed!

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What do you think?

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Time for something bigger?

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Um, yeah! Why not?

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Umm... Nnnn...

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Daaa-ha-ha!

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Allow me to help you with my superstrength.

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That's not what I call super!

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OK, Ziggy. Where are my powers?

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You have to be patient. Why not use one of your supergadgets?

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Oh! Of course!

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The superhero is back!

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Ah!

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It's permanent dye!

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And my favourite shirt!

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You're doing great!

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Really great!

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But you got to be more ambitious.

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Superheroes don't do any old stuff,

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they go for the spectacle.

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The big parade!

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You know what I'm saying?

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The surfer without a wave

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is like a camel without a hump.

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Allow me to help you, my scaly friend.

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Superbreath!

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ZIGGY WOLF-WHISTLES

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Wave coming up!

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Don't move an inch, proud lizard.

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Superbomb!

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Ooops.

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Hey, guys. What are you doing?

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Just the person.

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Whatever made you bring your stupid cousin here?

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You've got to send him home!

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What's this? You've given up already?

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Yes.

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I don't have any powers and you know it.

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I'm not a superhero...

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I'm a fake!

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Wait a minute.

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You don't need superpowers for a heroic deed.

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Oh, no. You need an enemy to fight.

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Help us, Diego. We're dying of heat!

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Someone stole our fans,

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and left this.

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Let me see that!

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Oh, no!

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Not Mean Guy!

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Who?!

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He's bad news. The worst there is.

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We're in a lot of trouble, folks.

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We have to act fast!

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We have to persuade Super D to come back!

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Are you mad?

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He's the most useless superhero I've ever met!

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He's also the ONLY superhero you've ever met.

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And he's your one chance of getting out of this in one piece!

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Right, Diego?

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Erm...yeah! Right.

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Taa-daa!

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ALL: Woo-woo! Yeah!

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Have no fear, Super D is here!

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I will defeat Mean Guy...

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'I wish Ziggy hadn't disappeared.'

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..And peace will reign again in the oasis.

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Woo-woo-woo!

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That's what you think, Super D!

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I am Mean Guy -

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the most feared of all supervillains.

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No-one has ever captured me, and they never will.

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Where are Diego and Ziggy?

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I didn't see them in the sandstorm,

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and they're not here either!

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Well hidden and out of danger, I expect.

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Cowards!

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Feeling depressed? Frightened of facing me?

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I'll take care of it.

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It's you and me, Mean Guy.

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I'm going to destroy you.

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Sausage power!

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The banana move!

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Enough! I know when I'm beaten.

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It's over, Mean Guy!

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Justice always triumphs over the worthless trash

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and brainless lowlife that you are.

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You really thought you could compete with me and my superpowers.

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I am the most powerful camel in the world!

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And you are nothing.

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Oh, yeah?!

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You ever considered who made you what you are?

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Ziggy?

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What do I need him for? He's rubbish most of the time.

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Ok, buddy. Show's over.

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You think you're so-o-o great!

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Try this!

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Hee-eeey!

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Use your special powers!

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What are you waiting for?

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Ahhhhhh!

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Use your superbreath, man!

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What am I doing?

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Hang on in there, pal.

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I'm going to send this thing back where it came from!

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Yeah!

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I am Captain Justice.

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Prepare to receive my sentence.

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I-I-I'm sorry! I-I got carried away.

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I couldn't stop myself!

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You can't stop me, either!

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Ahhhhhh!

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Wherever you are, Mean Guy,

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you learned today that crime never pays.

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As for you, the deeds of a superhero require superpowers,

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but nothing is more super

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than the proud beating heart of an honest camel.

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Remember that...

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always.

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Yeah!

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Where have you been?

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I was that close to capturing him.

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THAT close.

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But if it hadn't been for Captain Justice,

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I don't know what would've happened.

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I can't believe you missed the pair of them.

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Yeah...

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-Tragic, isn't it?

-Special newsflash! A mysterious ball of sand

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crashed into the Farmel publishing house.

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To the horror of fans, publication of Captain Justice comics

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-has been suspended until FURTHER NOTICE!

-Serves him right.

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Ha-ha-ha!

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