Invasion of the Cafe Snatchers Trust Me I'm a Genie


Invasion of the Cafe Snatchers

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I was hit by a can, opened it and out popped a genie!

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# Three wishes set me free

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# Trust me I'm a genie

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-# Wish one -

-And on that first day

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-# I got me very own cafe -

-Taa-daa!

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-# Wish two -

-That was cool

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-# I got me own swimming pool -

-Hee-hee!

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# But then I dropped the magic can

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# And it filled with sand

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# And the works got jammed

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-# Wish three -

-a total catastrophe

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# The genie raved and ranted

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# But no third wish was granted

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# If one more wish comes true

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# Then I'll be free from you

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# Trust me I'm a genie. #

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DIEGO GRUNTS

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Game, set, match!

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Yeah, but you practise every day, don't you?

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Today, I'm invincible!

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Ugh, you chose the most powerful player in the game.

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Basically, you're cheating.

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OK, let's have a bit of quiet,

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while I get a new high score!

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You really are a bad winner, Diego.

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Hey, it's time for Name That Thing on TV. Who's coming?

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Yeah! Enough of that. You bet!

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Hey! My programme!

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LAUGHTER

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Arrrrghhhh!

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I've got to win! Who done that?!

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Shhhhh!

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Argh!

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If you don't want to play my games,

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go back to your own houses.

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Argh!

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LAUGHTER

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And they claim to be your friends!

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Whatever next?

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Real friends would never do that to you.

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Arrrrgh!

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Relax, friend.

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I know just what you need.

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Imagine...

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Friends who were kind, understanding,

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generous...

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CROWD: 'Long live Diego!

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'Long live Diego!'

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..With the same tastes as you!

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Yeah! I wish to have new friends.

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And good ones this time!

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Consider it done!

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I call upon the powers that be to grant this wish

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and set me free!

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Hey! This ain't Benidorm.

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What are we doing in this dump?

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Taa-daa!

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Welcome, friends. My name is Diego.

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Hey...

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Maybe this ain't so bad, after all.

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Come on, guys!

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Why the speech?! They crossed the desert. They're thirsty!

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How can you not offer them a drink?! These are your friends!

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You're right. Hey, wait for me, friends.

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Aaaargh!

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What's all this about, Diego?

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My new best friends!

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WHAT?!

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I've had enough of all of you. And I've got new friends.

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No! You can't do that!

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This is my home and I decide what we do.

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Sorry! Your time is up.

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Taxi for the old friends.

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This cafe's rubbish anyway.

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We'll be better off having fun at Larry's.

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Yeah!

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Forget them and go give your friends a drink!

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Here it's...

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Pff!

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Not cold enough!

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I know! We should turn up the air conditioning.

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Everything's sorted!

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Toot! Toot-toot!

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This is GREAT!

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Look how they love your cafe!

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See how they're happy here - with you!

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It's up to you to go towards them!

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Show them how glad you are to have them here.

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Oh, wait, I've got an idea!

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Hang on. I'll be back.

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Hey, my friends...

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I love penguins!

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-Are you taking the mickey?

-Ha-ha-ha... Ha-ha...

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He's a real live wire, that Diego.

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You got it together, didn't you?

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Why don't you carry on with a little computer game?

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Yay! I win, again!

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Hey, you just need to learn a few more moves.

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Aaaargh!

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He-he. How about that move? You know it?

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Ziggy, these are not the friends I dreamt of.

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I'm going to see my real mates to...

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Nooooo! Remember, your old friends are heartless.

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They mock you and certainly have lots of other flaws.

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Brrrrrrrrr!

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W-w-w-woops, the a-a-a-air c-c-c-con!

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W-w-w-woops...

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Z-Z-Ziggy! D-d-do something!

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They have to acclimatise. Of course!

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If you were in their place, you'd turn the heating up, right?

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Argh! I don't want to end up as a frozen meal!

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We need to talk... Nooooooooo!

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It's Rita!

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Ha-ha-ha-ha!

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Huh-ho... Real friends would never do that!

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INDISTINCT CHATTER

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-They've got it! It's all going to be all right.

-HUH!

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Aaaaaaah!

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Everything is fine. They just wanted to surprise you with a new look.

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Trust me, I'm a genie!

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No worries.

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All friends fall out for stupid reasons.

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You have to look beyond that!

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Right, you stay here five minutes. I'll deal with this.

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THEY SIGH

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Hiya...

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Oh!

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I'm sorry, I should never have made such a completely stupid wish!

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You are my real friends.

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Oh, we all got a bit carried a way, man.

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Shall we forget about it?

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Oh, Diego!

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You're a real pain,

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-but without you...

-We'd have much less fun.

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How's about going back to the cafe?

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Not going to happen.

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I got kicked out by the penguins! It's over!

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There's no cafe left!

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We'll see about that!

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Huh!

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This is war! Let 'em have it, Tony.

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THUMPING DANCE MUSIC

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SCREECHY SCRATCHING

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RELAXING MUSIC

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PENGUINS: We won! We won!

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Now, that's not very nice.

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This is our cafe.

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You ain't seen the last of this!

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So, is that all you got?

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Ha-ha-ha-ha.

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Yeah! Champions! Wooo!

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Curious hospitality...

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Come on. Let's go home!

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Waa-aait! Woo-oah...

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-ZIGGY:

-'My wish! My wi-i-i-ish...'

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Come on, this round's on me.

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Hey, it's time for my favourite TV programme.

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Oh, no, it's not. It's time for Name That Tune!

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Am I right, guys?

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First come, first served.

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