Bodyguard Trust Me I'm a Genie
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I was hit by a can, opened it and out popped a genie! | 0:00:02 | 0:00:05 | |
# Three wishes set me free | 0:00:05 | 0:00:08 | |
# Trust me I'm a genie | 0:00:08 | 0:00:10 | |
-# Wish one - -And on that first day | 0:00:10 | 0:00:13 | |
-# I got my very own cafe - -Taa-daa! | 0:00:13 | 0:00:16 | |
-# Wish two - -That was cool | 0:00:16 | 0:00:18 | |
-# I got my own swimming pool - -Hee-hee! | 0:00:18 | 0:00:22 | |
# But then I dropped the magic can | 0:00:22 | 0:00:25 | |
# It filled with sand | 0:00:25 | 0:00:27 | |
# And the works got jammed | 0:00:27 | 0:00:30 | |
-# Wish three - -A total catastrophe | 0:00:30 | 0:00:33 | |
# The genie raved and ranted | 0:00:33 | 0:00:35 | |
# But no third wish was granted | 0:00:35 | 0:00:38 | |
# If one more wish comes true | 0:00:38 | 0:00:41 | |
# Then I'll be free from you | 0:00:41 | 0:00:44 | |
# Trust me I'm a genie. # | 0:00:44 | 0:00:47 | |
In celebrity news, to stave off erratic fans, | 0:00:57 | 0:01:00 | |
Sam Sahara will be attending the premiere | 0:01:00 | 0:01:02 | |
of his latest movie bubble wrapped! | 0:01:02 | 0:01:04 | |
While star Rita van Hump is to hire a bodyguard. | 0:01:06 | 0:01:10 | |
Bodyguard to Rita van Hump, what kind of dope would want that job? | 0:01:10 | 0:01:14 | |
Check it out, I'm in training. | 0:01:14 | 0:01:17 | |
If I can keep this cardboard Rita safe, | 0:01:20 | 0:01:23 | |
the real Rita will hire me as her bodyguard for sure. | 0:01:23 | 0:01:26 | |
Hey, stop bothering cardboard Rita. | 0:01:28 | 0:01:31 | |
Yah! Yib-a-yih! | 0:01:35 | 0:01:37 | |
Ow! | 0:01:44 | 0:01:46 | |
Haa! | 0:01:51 | 0:01:53 | |
-Here, try this. -Thanks. | 0:01:59 | 0:02:01 | |
-Face it, Diego, you're just not bodyguard material. -I'm not? | 0:02:12 | 0:02:17 | |
Bodyguards are fearless, tough hombres. | 0:02:17 | 0:02:20 | |
Trained to handle any threat with just their thumb. | 0:02:20 | 0:02:24 | |
FANS CHEER | 0:02:26 | 0:02:29 | |
-Rita! -Ahh! -Rita, Rita, Rita! | 0:02:31 | 0:02:34 | |
-Rita, Rita! -Will you sign my autograph? | 0:02:40 | 0:02:43 | |
Diego, my hero. | 0:02:46 | 0:02:50 | |
If only you'd use the third wish and you could be my bodyguard for real! | 0:02:50 | 0:02:55 | |
Rita! Anything for you. | 0:02:55 | 0:02:58 | |
Well, aren't you the sweetheart? | 0:02:58 | 0:03:02 | |
-So, let's hear it. -I wish I was Rita's bodyguard! | 0:03:02 | 0:03:07 | |
I call upon the powers that be, make Diego Rita's bodyguard! | 0:03:07 | 0:03:11 | |
And set me free! | 0:03:11 | 0:03:14 | |
Ahhh! | 0:03:25 | 0:03:28 | |
"Instruction manual for bodyguard kit. Kit to be sent separately." | 0:03:30 | 0:03:35 | |
Everything you need to become the perfect bodyguard. | 0:03:40 | 0:03:45 | |
-Oooh, inflatable biceps. -And my official bodyguard ID card. | 0:03:45 | 0:03:52 | |
With this bodyguard kit, we can't fail. | 0:03:52 | 0:03:56 | |
A true bodyguard suspects everyone | 0:03:59 | 0:04:02 | |
and speaks into his sleeve whenever possible. | 0:04:02 | 0:04:05 | |
Crrcchhh, Diego to sleeve, repeat, Diego to sleeve. | 0:04:05 | 0:04:08 | |
Don't like the look of this guy, over, crrcchhh. | 0:04:08 | 0:04:11 | |
Ah, your inflatable biceps slipped down again. | 0:04:13 | 0:04:16 | |
-Yeah! -And, thanks to the celebrity magazines, | 0:04:27 | 0:04:30 | |
we know Rita is presently filming a spy movie on location in the desert. | 0:04:30 | 0:04:35 | |
Wow, wow, not so fast! You can't just go over there, | 0:04:48 | 0:04:51 | |
-you've got to impress her first. -What do you mean? | 0:04:51 | 0:04:55 | |
You've got to save Rita from something dangerous, | 0:04:55 | 0:04:58 | |
then she's bound to give you the bodyguard job. | 0:04:58 | 0:05:01 | |
But, she isn't in any danger. | 0:05:01 | 0:05:04 | |
Uh, oh. Feels like an earthquake! | 0:05:05 | 0:05:09 | |
Ahh, an earthquake! That set could squish Rita any second. | 0:05:13 | 0:05:17 | |
Ahhh! | 0:05:19 | 0:05:23 | |
Not to worry, this expensive looking equipment broke my fall. | 0:05:23 | 0:05:28 | |
Raargh! | 0:05:28 | 0:05:31 | |
Yep, take my word for it, movie sets can be pretty dangerous places. | 0:05:44 | 0:05:49 | |
-Ahh! -Ahh! -Diego, there's a fire on set! | 0:05:59 | 0:06:03 | |
Crrcchhh, Diego to sleeve, repeat, Diego to... Fire! Fire! Crrchhh. | 0:06:05 | 0:06:10 | |
Get a grip, this is your chance | 0:06:10 | 0:06:12 | |
to save Rita for certain, now go rescue her. | 0:06:12 | 0:06:15 | |
I've got her! Wahhh! | 0:06:21 | 0:06:25 | |
Wahh! | 0:06:29 | 0:06:32 | |
Make-up! | 0:06:43 | 0:06:45 | |
When's that breeze you predicted going to sweep Rita to danger? | 0:06:52 | 0:06:57 | |
Any time soon! | 0:06:59 | 0:07:02 | |
Wahhh! Ahhh! | 0:07:04 | 0:07:06 | |
Ahh! | 0:07:13 | 0:07:15 | |
Wahh! | 0:07:15 | 0:07:17 | |
Ziggy? | 0:07:21 | 0:07:23 | |
You two again! | 0:07:25 | 0:07:27 | |
Rita's never going to notice me. | 0:07:35 | 0:07:37 | |
Obviously we need to think bigger. | 0:07:37 | 0:07:40 | |
That's why we'll fake a kidnapping, which you will save Rita from. | 0:07:40 | 0:07:44 | |
Trust me, I'm a genie! | 0:07:44 | 0:07:48 | |
Read all about it, Rita van Hump wins award. | 0:07:58 | 0:08:02 | |
Huh? It must be this way. Ahh, ha-ha! | 0:08:02 | 0:08:07 | |
Award! | 0:08:13 | 0:08:15 | |
Hey, where are all the adoring fans? | 0:08:17 | 0:08:21 | |
-I adore you, I adore you. -Oh! | 0:08:21 | 0:08:25 | |
Must be budget cuts. Anyhoo. I would like to thank... | 0:08:30 | 0:08:35 | |
Hey, what's going on here. Ahh! | 0:08:36 | 0:08:40 | |
So, I 'ave finally kidnapped zee world famous actress, | 0:08:40 | 0:08:45 | |
Rita von Humpy. Hee-hee-hee! | 0:08:45 | 0:08:48 | |
Ahh! Help, help! | 0:08:48 | 0:08:51 | |
I'm being kidnapped by someone with a ridiculous accent. | 0:08:51 | 0:08:56 | |
Diego, super bodyguard to zee stars, can't possibly save you now. | 0:08:57 | 0:09:02 | |
Hee-hee-hee! | 0:09:02 | 0:09:05 | |
-Help! Help! -Did someone mention my name? | 0:09:05 | 0:09:09 | |
Take that, Mr Kidnapper! | 0:09:09 | 0:09:12 | |
And some of this - ha, ho, ya. | 0:09:12 | 0:09:14 | |
Bah! | 0:09:14 | 0:09:17 | |
Nah! | 0:09:17 | 0:09:19 | |
Oh! | 0:09:19 | 0:09:21 | |
And for disrespecting one of cinema's most beloved actresses, | 0:09:21 | 0:09:26 | |
take that! | 0:09:26 | 0:09:28 | |
-Woah! -Ahh! | 0:09:31 | 0:09:34 | |
Ahhh! | 0:09:40 | 0:09:43 | |
Look at your feet! | 0:09:43 | 0:09:46 | |
Don't panic! I've got it covered! | 0:09:48 | 0:09:52 | |
Ahhh! | 0:09:57 | 0:10:02 | |
Oh, that could've gone better. | 0:10:02 | 0:10:05 | |
Oh, you saved me! | 0:10:11 | 0:10:15 | |
All part of the service. So, do I get the job now? | 0:10:15 | 0:10:19 | |
Any moment now and I'm free! | 0:10:19 | 0:10:22 | |
-What job? -Huh?! | 0:10:22 | 0:10:24 | |
-The job as your bodyguard, silly. -That job was to protect | 0:10:24 | 0:10:28 | |
my 6,000 pairs of designer shoes. | 0:10:28 | 0:10:31 | |
Darling, I'd gladly entrust you with my life, but not with my shoes. | 0:10:31 | 0:10:36 | |
-Wah! -Huh?! | 0:10:36 | 0:10:38 | |
Ahhh! | 0:10:41 | 0:10:44 | |
Make-up! | 0:10:44 | 0:10:46 | |
You saved my life AND made me pretty. | 0:10:50 | 0:10:54 | |
I'll treasure this moment for ever. | 0:10:54 | 0:10:57 | |
No! | 0:10:58 | 0:11:00 | |
So, Rita, you've finally found | 0:11:05 | 0:11:07 | |
a bodyguard for your vast collection of shoes. | 0:11:07 | 0:11:10 | |
Please, obviously the big news here is my recent kidnapping attempt, | 0:11:14 | 0:11:19 | |
which will be the subject of my new movie. | 0:11:19 | 0:11:23 | |
Ah, Rita. | 0:11:23 | 0:11:26 | |
The camel I adore from afar. | 0:11:26 | 0:11:29 | |
Don't be jealous, my cherie, you are everything I could want - | 0:11:29 | 0:11:34 | |
beautiful yet 100% recyclable. | 0:11:34 | 0:11:39 | |
Music! | 0:11:39 | 0:11:41 | |
ACCORDION MUSIC | 0:11:41 | 0:11:44 | |
Subtitles by Red Bee Media Ltd | 0:11:53 | 0:11:57 | |
E-mail [email protected] | 0:11:57 | 0:12:00 |