Pollution Solution Trust Me I'm a Genie


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I was hit by a can, opened it, and out popped a genie!

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# Three wishes set me free

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# Trust me, I'm a genie

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# Wish one - and on that first day

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# I got my very own cafe - ta-da!

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# Wish two - that was cool

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# I got my own swimming pool - hee-hee!

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# But then I dropped the magic can

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# It filled with sand

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# And the works got jammed

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# Wish three - a total catastrophe

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# The genie raved and ranted

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# But no third wish was granted

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# If one more wish comes true

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# Then I'll be free from you

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# Trust me, I'm a genie. #

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Ooh!

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Hah!

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No more batteries!

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Oh, no, the air con's down again!

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I've boosted the air con, but it'll take half an hour to cool down.

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Chillax, man! The heat, the cold - it's all in your mind.

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-Oh, yeah!

-Oh!

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Are you crazy? Do you know how much energy a fridge uses?

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The more it uses, the more it pollutes.

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Let's cut those greenhouse gases.

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Oh, and it stinks in there!

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Gone off. Gone off.

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This, mouldy! Urgh!

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There, throw all of this in the bin and don't forget to sort it first.

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Urgh!

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Hey, Zazie, check out my new ride!

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COUGHING

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Too much pollution everywhere.

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If we reduce our electricity consumption during the day

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and build a recycling area with a compost heap,

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we can hope to reduce the oasis's pollution by around 50%.

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Three years? Zazie, that seems like an awful lot of work.

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You, work? You must be joking! Whatever next?

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Anyway, why toil away like mad men for three years

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when, in a few minutes, with one tiny wish...

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Ha-ha-ha-ha!

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Diego, I give you the gold medal for eco excellence!

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APPLAUSE

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You've got to do it, Diego.

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This is the best wish of all time.

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Do it for me. No, do it for mother nature.

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Ziggy, I've got it. I know what I want.

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-I wish to rid the oasis of all pollution.

-Easy-peasy!

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I call upon the powers that be

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to grant this wish and set me free!

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Poo-woar! This thing sticks!

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It's not surprising. It's an incredibly ugly-looking thing.

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But what can it be?

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That must be the power level meter, but what does it do?

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There!

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Oh!

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Huh? My friends, let me introduce the magic recycler.

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The only machine in the world that identifies and swallows

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all of the oasis's pollution.

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-Eh?

-Eh?

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-Oh!

-And how does it work?

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"And how does it work?"

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The needle indicates the oasis's current degree of pollution, OK?

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I told you there would be some work to be done.

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ALL: Ooh!

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All we've got to do is feed the machine garbage.

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The dial goes down to zero, and adios, pollution!

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What could be easier?

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The air already seems cleaner to me.

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Urgh!

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Sorry!

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Larry, the cardboard box. Tony, the plastic box there.

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Joe, what did you just put in your pocket? Everything must disappear.

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Diego, your old comic books, in the machine.

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-You don't read them any more.

-Erm...

-No erming! Recycling is essential.

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Zazie is right. If the machine wants more, give it more. More!

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Rita, darling, what can I do for you?

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Teach me how to drive.

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-What? My car?

-Yes, darling.

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Wait! My car!

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-Wait! my tyres!

-Ooh!

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Not cool, man.

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Pollutant!

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Woah! Ooh! Aaaargh!

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Pollutant!

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Hey, what are you doing with my nick-nacks?

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Pollutants!

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Pollutant!

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Yee-haa!

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No, wait! My precious knight!

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Ouch!

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Yeah!

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Oh, come on. It's for nature's sake.

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Hey, Ziggy, your pillow.

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Pollutant!

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-OK, no more recycling.

-We'll go back to the proper way.

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Look! The machine is picking up the rubbish on its own.

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It's a magic recycling machine.

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It must be using its energy to function by itself.

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ALL: Aaaargh!

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Woah! Aaargh!

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Ouch!

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Woah!

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Of course I can drive. See?

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Keep cool. Don't panic. Don't panic!

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How do we open the roof? Is it this switch?

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The steering wheel! Hold it!

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It's not my... Aaargh!

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My brand...new...car!

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Look on the bright side - we still have our homes.

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If we got rid of everything, there's nothing left to pollute.

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The wish is fulfilled.

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Huh? 33 per cent?

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33 per cent? That can't be right!

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But why? Oh, why? What more can we recycle?

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What more could we...?

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It's not fair. It's not fair!

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There's nothing left. Nothing but the desert.

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Nothing that can pollute. Please!

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You! I should have known. Give me my car back right away!

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It's the machine. We can't control it.

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And, anyway, your car is a big pollutant.

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Yes, and it was Zazie's idea to get rid of pollution.

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It's your fault if we've lost everything, especially my bling.

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No! My idea was a natural solution. A compost heap, a recycling area.

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But since nobody listens to me, you chose the easy way out.

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The only one responsible is Ziggy and his useless magic!

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There, look!

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The can, the last piece of litter in the oasis is Ziggy's can.

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So to fulfil the last wish, I have to...

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I'm not sure I really want to now.

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-I think we should help him.

-Yeah.

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Someone who had my bling destroyed? Are you joking? Get rid of him!

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All right, so he made mess of things, but he's still our friend.

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MUMBLING

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Take your time!

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Hey! Aaaargh!

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Sam, I disintegrated your car, and what are you going to do about it?

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What?! You little...

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Go on, let it all out. Remember those electric windows?

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The radio? The MP3 player?

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-The leather steering wheel cover?

-All right, then.

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Perfect.

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That was a temporary malfunction, and I'm going to fix it.

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Ziggy!

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ALL: Aaaargh!

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C'mon, Rita, let's get out of this crazy place.

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Ziggy. Ziggy. Where's Ziggy?

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Ziggy, are you still there?

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Looks like genies aren't recyclable material.

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Stop. There, that should be just fine.

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Right, so it's glass in this one, paper here,

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and plastic and tins in this one. Understood?

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Do you really think this is how we'll de-pollute the oasis?

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It's important to change our habits by using less energy and recycling.

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Then we'll be really helping the environment.

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Well, erm... Diego?

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Yoo-hoo! Anybody there? Hello!

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My can's stuck in here. C'mon, somebody...

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Oh, no, not again! Hey! Hey!

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Remember me? Trust me, I'm a genie.

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