Jetsetters Trust Me I'm a Genie


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I was hit by a can, opened it and out popped a genie!

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# Three wishes set me free

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# Trust me I'm a genie

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-# Wish one -

-And on that first day

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-# I got my very own cafe -

-Ta-da!

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-# Wish two -

-That was cool

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-# I got my own swimming pool -

-Hee-hee!

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# But then I dropped the magic can

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# And it filled with sand

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# And the works got jammed

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-# Wish three -

-A total catastrophe

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# The genie raved and ranted

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# But no third wish was granted

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# If one more wish comes true

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# Then I'll be free from you

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# Trust me I'm a genie. #

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AIRCRAFT ON TV HUM

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TING!

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Look at that cool luxury jet plane!

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Hey, that's some serious bling with wings!

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Huh! Only arrogant people own private jets.

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Thanks for dropping by my humble flying home from home. Ciao!

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You can see more of Sam Sahara at the round-the-world sky race,

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where the winner gets their own luxury private jet!

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Ziggy, my chilli!

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Woooooooo!

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ALL: Ooh!

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Ah! Chilli is perfect for genies to let off steam.

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Ah! Let's get to work.

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Hey, Diego, just think what you could do with a luxury jet, huh?

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-Not my style, Ziggy.

-Oh, sure, sure!

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I understand how being able to go anywhere, whenever you want,

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isn't your style.

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DISCO MUSIC BLARES

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And being able to party hard at 30,000ft with all your friends.

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Well, that's clearly not your style.

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Yahoo!

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I wish for my own luxury private jet! Oops!

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I call upon the powers that be to grant this wish and set me free!

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MUFFLED: Is it here?

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-Um...kinda.

-Oh!

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Hey, I bet it's one of those Swedish self-assembly luxury jets.

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Yep! The rest of it'll be coming any second...now.

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Maybe not. So what is this?

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Another failed wish!

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MACHINE WHIRRS INTO LIFE

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GULP!

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Whoops! Ha, better not get behind the engine.

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Aaargh!

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My TV!

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Forget this thing! You're going to win the round-the-world sky race.

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-Huh?

-The first prize is a private luxury jet!

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How can I enter when we don't have a plane?

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Welcome to the round-the-world sky race. They're all here.

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The good, the bad and the ugly.

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Grrrr!

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So, Sam, first prize is a luxury private jet.

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You've got a luxury private jet. People want to know, why bother?!

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Oh, well, I'm finding that one jet just isn't enough

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to store all my acting awards.

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Aargh! Oh!

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Me back!

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LAUGHTER

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I'm not too late to compete, am I?

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You mean, you're not the silly mascot thingy?

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No, this is a proper race, for proper planes!

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LAUGHTER

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Don't worry, Diego, we'll show him.

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That first prize is as good as yours!

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And freedom as good as mine!

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On your marks, get set, GO!

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Go! Go! Go! Go! Go!

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BOOM!

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Ooh! They're already just a dot in the distance, man.

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BUZZ!

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That was a fly, Larry. Diego's up there!

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There's no steering system. They need a tail.

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CRASH!

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OK. Are you sure you're ready, Diego?

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I think so. You know, this thing feels a lot heavier than before.

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Must be the new steering system.

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-I have got a name, you know!

-Come on!

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Too much talking, not enough...

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WHOOOSH!

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Yahoo!

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Aaaargh!

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KAPUT!

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Stupid slow plane! Stupid competition!

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Stupid flying camel!

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Ooh!

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EVIL LAUGH

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-Oh, flying fish?!

-That's for making me throw my lunch at you!

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I don't think I can take a whole lot more of this.

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I don't think you'll have to.

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SEAGULLS SHRIEK

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No, get away! Don't touch that button!

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Waargh!

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Waiter, this sushi is raw!

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Hey, when does the in-flight movie start, Diego?

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And I could definitely do with some complimentary refreshments up here.

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I got like a million bugs down my throat! Ugh!

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Be serious, Ziggy. We've got to catch up with Sam and that prize is ours.

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-Hello.

-What?! You can't think you'll beat

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my state-of-the-art private jet, can you?

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It's got a Jacuzzi, it's fitted with stealth technology on the inside

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and for sustenance there's a candyfloss maker

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and the finest Tex-Mex meals known to man!

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That does sound pretty good.

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Maybe, but we're still level with you,

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and just how much use is a Jacuzzi on a plane anyway?

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Hmm, well, it does mean I can do...this!

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Hey, where's Ziggy?

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I've seen the light. It's glorious!

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And it smells of peanuts!

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Aaaaaah!

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-ELEPHANT TRUMPETS

-Aaaargh!

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A-ha! We're nearly there, Ziggy. Where've you been?

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I don't want to talk about it...EVER!

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I just want to beat Sam and his stupid plane.

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Go get him, Diego!

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Hips of the desert, scene 26, take 70!

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I can travel for weeks without water

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but not two days without the love of...huh?

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Oh!

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What's that?

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For you, dearest Rita!

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Because your lips are as sweet as pink, pink candyfloss. Farewell!

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And now, a relaxing jaunt to the finish.

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Oh, my heart!

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-My nemesis!

-My eyes!

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And it looks like it's too close to call! Excitement? You BETCHA!

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No! I must have something that'll stop him.

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Oh, farewell, Jacuzzi.

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-Farewell!

-Aaargh!

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Nice, Tony. What'd we do without you?

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Farewell, solid gold movie accolades.

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Farewell!

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Solid gold?

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I guess you're about to find out!

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I'm the king of the world!

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So long, candyfloss maker.

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-Ow!

-Ooh! That stuff IS bad for your teeth!

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And farewell, Tex-Mex chilli.

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Chilli! Oh! Gulp!

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Wooo!

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Blast! I'm toast!

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Aaargh!

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SPLASH!

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AAARGH!

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-We're going to win!

-I'm going to be free!

-Aaargh!

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-Nothing's going to stop us now!

-We don't have any brakes!

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-Abandon engine!

-Aaargh!

-Whoa!

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Oooh!

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KA-BOOM!

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-I don't suppose that's the sound of victory fireworks, is it?

-Hm, no.

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Diego, you won!

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That's right, Diego. You are the winner of...a big great nothing!

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Huh?! No!

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ZIGGY SOBS

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DIEGO STRUGGLES

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I used what was left after the explosion to make a work of art.

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It speaks of dreams deferred and materialism undone. Nice!

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Well done, Diego! You've got the free gift!

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Well, I suppose this is one private jet that won't get me into trouble.

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Ooh!

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Oh!

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I'm going back to bed.

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What's that now?

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