All In the Mind Trust Me I'm a Genie


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I was hit by a can, opened it and out popped a genie!

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# Three wishes set me free

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# Trust me, I'm a genie

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-# Wish one!

-# And on that first day

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-# I got me very own cafe!

-Ta-da!

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-# Wish two!

-# That was cool

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# I got me own swimming pool!

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-# Hee-hee!

-# But then I dropped the magic can

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# It filled with sand

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# And the works got jammed!

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-# Wish three

-# A total catastrophe!

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# The genie raved and ranted

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# But no third wish was granted

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# If one more wish comes true

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# Then I'll be free from you!

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# So trust me, I'm a genie. #

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Ah, this is the life! No cares, no worries.

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-TV:

-We're at the Oasiswood helipad,

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where the Mayor is leaving for a surprise visit to...

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Not here. Don't come here.

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..the oasis!

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No, I can't believe it!

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-So the Mayor's coming. Big deal.

-What? The Mayor's completely crazy!

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He'll knock me cafe down to make way for a statue of a hot dog.

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He'll turn the swimming pool into an octopus sanctuary.

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Who knows what ideas he's got.

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Y'know, sometimes you're just a big...

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a big ideas kind of guy. Yeah!

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I wouldn't have thought of using a wish to find out, like you did.

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You're right, reading the Mayor's mind would help.

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What if he likes sushiburger with chilli milkshake?

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He would absolutely LOVE this cafe!

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Reading the Mayor's mind could save my cafe?

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-Let's do it! I wish to read the Mayor's mind.

-You got it!

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I call upon the powers that be, grant this wish and set me free!

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Huh! Not exactly hi-tech, is it? How does it work?

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Well, obviously you have to, erm...

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-Ow!

-How about if I ask it nicely?

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O great stone thingy, let me read the Mayor's mind.

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Like I said, you just have to ask nicely.

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Er, Ziggy, are you sure it's safe to be left in the sun like that?

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Oh, it's OK. It must be searching for your brain.

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It could take some time.

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I thought it'd be more dangerous than this.

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Whoa, whoa! Whoa, Ziggy!

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I bet the Mayor wants my jewellery collection open to the public,

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the twisted, sneaky, no-good meddler!

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What's the Mayor up to? What's his game?

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What has he got planned? What will he do?!

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Wow, the Mayor's mind.

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Strange how it doesn't know what it's up to.

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-Weird voice, too.

-Hey, wait a minute.

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If you're reading the Mayor's mind, how come I'm not free?

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Y'know, in some ways, the Mayor's a bit like...

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Zazie! Oh, noooo! We're in the wrong head!

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-TV:

-Scoop here, with a live update.

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-Mr Mayor, what's the most important part of your visit?

-Well,

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the most important part is that I'm in charge

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and I can do what I like,

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such as crush people's homes to make way for some really exciting chains.

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I'm sure the good folk of the oasis will welcome you with open arms!

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Whoa! Somebody bring the ground nearer!

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-A lot nearer!

-Quit yelling! I'm trying to work out what happened.

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Hey, you!

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Leave our oasis alone!

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OK, I get it. This is not real,

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it's what Zazie's thinking. I'll try to change her mind.

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Zazie, go to the cafe!

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Yeah, go on to the cafe.

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Or anywhere at ground level.

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Go to the cafe!

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Go to the cafe! Go to the cafe!

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We did it! We changed Zazie's mind!

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Right! So...where's me cafe?

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-Ah!

-Wha'?

-There it is. Er, we're still in Zazie's head, right?

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Zazie, repeat after me -

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O crystal, please let Diego read the Mayor's mind.

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-O crystal...

-..please let Diego read the Mayor's mind.

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Huh? Why did I say that?

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Er, Diego, what's going on here?

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Woah!

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Yes, I know how the Mayor's mind works!

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Give him a big welcome and he'll be no trouble.

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Ooh!

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I guess the crystal sent us to the wrong head again.

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Larry, I want you to, er...

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That's to say, the universe wants you to go to the cafe!

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Cafe? Why, O universe?

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Because there's a cosmic crystal waiting for you.

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All my stuff! All my jewellery! I just don't like it!

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-A cosmic crystal awaits me.

-Yeah?

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Well, don't let the Mayor see it.

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O universe, I have many complex questions about you.

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Oh! Really?

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So, if galaxies are like squashed pineapples,

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then the universe is like a giant jelly

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that's, er, shaped like a banana.

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Wow! So weird!

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But at the same time, so right.

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Ziggy, do you think we could get a move on?

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Scoop here, with an update. Good news!

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The mayor will soon be arriving at the oasis.

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Yes, I can't wait to see their tears.

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Uh... The Mayor obviously means tears of joy.

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No! I hate tears of joy!

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Oh, look, I think I can just see the oasis in the distance.

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When I've finished, you'll be able to see it from the moon!

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Especially my new 50-storey cafe.

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50-storey cafe?! NOOO!

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Universe calling Larry. I have an emergency mission for you.

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There's something you must ask the cosmic crystal.

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Larry did it! I can see the Mayor's helicopter. I'm going to be free!

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Huh?

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At last, the Mayor's head!

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It feels right, too. Kinda empty.

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There don't seem to be any thoughts.

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Oh, no! We must have wiped the Mayor's mind!

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Help! We're trapped inside a mindless official!

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No! Hang on.

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It's not a mindless official. It's a wooden horse!

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Help! We're trapped inside a wooden horse!

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It's OK, I've got an idea how to make this wish work.

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If I just concentrate...

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What a tiny cafe. I can't wait to tear it down.

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Not far now. You'll soon be reading his thoughts.

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Don't need to. He's broadcasting them live on TV.

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Mr Mayor, you always do great things in our communities.

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-Can you reveal your plans now?

-Yes.

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I'm moving my headquarters to the oasis.

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Well, who needs the city, with all those people against me?

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-Here I could rule without a big fuss.

-Er, crystal thingy? Yoo-hoo!

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If you can hear me, could you let us out now, please?

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We're in a wooden horse! You have to use wooden-horse language.

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-OK, leave it to me.

-HE NEIGHS

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That's wooden-horse language?

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See? I told you!

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Did I mention the 50-storey cafe by the octopus sanctuary?

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I really must protest about...

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Oh! Hi, folks. You can't destroy me cafe. It's...

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It's... Well, it's just perfect as it is.

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Do you know something? I hadn't noticed before,

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but it's almost as if someone wished for it by magic.

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Would you like to know what I'm thinking, Diego?

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Yes! I would!

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I mean, no! I don't want to read the Mayor's mind. Anything but that!

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Wow! That would look GREAT on a chain!

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This wish ain't over yet.

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Hi, this is Scoop,

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from what appears to be the brain of a not-successful genie.

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What's going on? Somebody get me out of here!

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Anybody! Help!

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The thing is, Mr Mayor, well, this is, like, completely normal.

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It's what we do for fun at the oasis -

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entering crazy genies' heads and so on.

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Who you calling crazy, camel breath?

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This isn't even particularly weird compared to some days.

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You'll get used to it, though.

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-Er, eventually.

-Nooo!

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Nooo!

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Why did you change your mind, Mr Mayor?

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Is this your first and last visit to the oasis? Mr Mayor?

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Well, howdy-doo!

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That was close. Really, really, really close.

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I mean, I know I wished fair, but we got rid of the Mayor. Right, Ziggy?

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-Where is it? It must be here somewhere!

-Er, Ziggy?

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I think the crystal must have melted.

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Hey! Keep your thoughts to yourself.

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THEY ALL LAUGH

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You're much too special for them, my precious!

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