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I was hit by a can, opened it and out popped a genie! | 0:00:02 | 0:00:05 | |
# Three wishes set me free | 0:00:05 | 0:00:08 | |
# Trust me I'm a genie # | 0:00:08 | 0:00:10 | |
-Wish one! -And on that first day | 0:00:10 | 0:00:13 | |
-I got my very own cafe -Taa-daa! | 0:00:13 | 0:00:16 | |
-Wish two! -That was cool | 0:00:16 | 0:00:18 | |
-I got my own swimming pool -Hee-hee! | 0:00:18 | 0:00:22 | |
But then I dropped the magic can | 0:00:22 | 0:00:25 | |
It filled with sand And the works got jammed! | 0:00:25 | 0:00:29 | |
Wish three - a total catastrophe | 0:00:29 | 0:00:33 | |
The genie raved and ranted But no third wish was granted! | 0:00:33 | 0:00:38 | |
# If one more wish comes true | 0:00:38 | 0:00:41 | |
# Then I'll be free from you | 0:00:41 | 0:00:44 | |
# Trust me, I'm a genie. # | 0:00:44 | 0:00:46 | |
Thank you for coming, Rita. Your new film Being Worms | 0:01:11 | 0:01:15 | |
-will be on the screens next Wednesday. -Oh! Yes. | 0:01:15 | 0:01:19 | |
A very important film that made me realise that worms suffer too. | 0:01:19 | 0:01:24 | |
-Tell us about your foundation. -Rita's Ark is a boat | 0:01:24 | 0:01:28 | |
especially equipped to help out worms with problems. | 0:01:28 | 0:01:31 | |
But I'm still looking for a ship's captain | 0:01:31 | 0:01:34 | |
to take on this difficult challenge. | 0:01:34 | 0:01:36 | |
He's got to be generous, understanding, | 0:01:36 | 0:01:39 | |
truthful, and have a great sense of friendship. | 0:01:39 | 0:01:42 | |
Whoa! What a cool job! Ziggy, just imagine... | 0:01:42 | 0:01:47 | |
Going around the world with Rita. | 0:01:50 | 0:01:53 | |
Denouncing the injustice to worms with Rita. | 0:01:55 | 0:01:58 | |
SCREAMING, SIRENS BLARE | 0:02:00 | 0:02:03 | |
Inaugurating a worm reserve with Rita! | 0:02:03 | 0:02:07 | |
EXCITED CHATTER | 0:02:07 | 0:02:09 | |
Hey! Where are you going in such a hurry? | 0:02:13 | 0:02:15 | |
-To ask Rita to hire me! -You're kidding, right?! | 0:02:15 | 0:02:18 | |
Do you actually think Rita will choose YOU just like that, | 0:02:18 | 0:02:22 | |
without my help? Charity is a real business. | 0:02:22 | 0:02:26 | |
You've got no experience! No references! Nothing! | 0:02:26 | 0:02:29 | |
Why would Rita pick a simple cafe owner | 0:02:29 | 0:02:32 | |
when there are so many really successful managers out there? | 0:02:32 | 0:02:35 | |
But never fear. | 0:02:35 | 0:02:37 | |
Give your favourite genie your wish and your dream will come true. | 0:02:37 | 0:02:41 | |
I wish for Rita to choose me as the captain of her boat! | 0:02:41 | 0:02:45 | |
Call upon the powers that be to grant this wish and set me free! | 0:02:48 | 0:02:54 | |
FLY BUZZES | 0:03:00 | 0:03:02 | |
Um...be patient, Diego. | 0:03:02 | 0:03:05 | |
Rita will call you. Trust me, I'm a genie. | 0:03:05 | 0:03:08 | |
-FLY BUZZES -Um...maybe not. | 0:03:13 | 0:03:15 | |
You sure you haven't got a sudden burst of ambition | 0:03:15 | 0:03:18 | |
or great idea to impress Rita? | 0:03:18 | 0:03:20 | |
Something you've never done before? | 0:03:20 | 0:03:23 | |
Well, I might try adding a banana to my cornflakes this morning. | 0:03:24 | 0:03:28 | |
I'm starving! | 0:03:28 | 0:03:29 | |
Never mind, Ziggy, we're used to failure. | 0:03:29 | 0:03:32 | |
At least there's no harm done today. Right, I'm going to brush my teeth. | 0:03:32 | 0:03:37 | |
Morning. | 0:03:38 | 0:03:40 | |
Oh, hi. | 0:03:40 | 0:03:42 | |
Brush better. A white and triumphant smile is the key to success. | 0:03:42 | 0:03:47 | |
Look, like this! | 0:03:47 | 0:03:49 | |
Oh! Hold on a second! Who are you?! | 0:03:55 | 0:03:58 | |
I'm your reflection. | 0:03:58 | 0:04:00 | |
-I've always been here, but now, I can talk to you. -Wow! Cool! | 0:04:00 | 0:04:04 | |
Nice to meet you! Oh, sorry, you left-handed? | 0:04:04 | 0:04:08 | |
Whoa! Whoa-oh! What's going on? | 0:04:08 | 0:04:11 | |
Mwah-ha-ha! Free at last! | 0:04:11 | 0:04:15 | |
See ya, loser! | 0:04:15 | 0:04:17 | |
I've got a successful life to lead. | 0:04:17 | 0:04:20 | |
Oh! | 0:04:20 | 0:04:22 | |
Oh! KNOCKS ON GLASS | 0:04:24 | 0:04:28 | |
BOTH: Agh! | 0:04:32 | 0:04:34 | |
Ow! | 0:04:34 | 0:04:36 | |
HE PANTS | 0:04:36 | 0:04:38 | |
Ouch! | 0:04:40 | 0:04:41 | |
Wait! You can't leave me here! | 0:04:41 | 0:04:43 | |
Ziggy, Ziggy, help! | 0:04:43 | 0:04:46 | |
Huh?! What's wrong, Diego? | 0:04:46 | 0:04:48 | |
Wrong? Never felt better. | 0:04:48 | 0:04:51 | |
-Help! -I'm going to Oasiswood to fulfil my dreams with Rita! | 0:04:51 | 0:04:54 | |
Ziggy, Ziggy! Help! | 0:04:54 | 0:04:58 | |
Sounds good! So, what's the plan? | 0:04:58 | 0:05:02 | |
The plan is me! I'm the best! That's all! | 0:05:02 | 0:05:06 | |
Huh?! | 0:05:06 | 0:05:07 | |
-Right, so where is our big star? -Up there! | 0:05:15 | 0:05:20 | |
HE LAUGHS | 0:05:21 | 0:05:23 | |
I can't believe it! Way to go, Diego! | 0:05:23 | 0:05:27 | |
Wave to the camera, matey! | 0:05:27 | 0:05:29 | |
CHEERING AND CHANTING: Rita! Rita! Rita! Rita! | 0:05:29 | 0:05:34 | |
THEY GASP | 0:05:38 | 0:05:40 | |
'An impressive crowd has gathered to watch | 0:05:40 | 0:05:42 | |
'the departure of Rita's Ark, led by the incredible DIEGO!' | 0:05:42 | 0:05:47 | |
Hey, this can't be happening! I'M Diego, not him! | 0:05:47 | 0:05:51 | |
-Excuse me, this may seem ridiculous, but... -Huh? Nobody there. | 0:05:54 | 0:05:58 | |
Would you help me please? | 0:05:58 | 0:06:00 | |
-Hello? Doctor, help me! I'm afraid I have hallucinations! -Huh?! | 0:06:00 | 0:06:05 | |
Hello! SCREAMING | 0:06:07 | 0:06:10 | |
-Have you got your pass? -Huh! | 0:06:12 | 0:06:14 | |
No need. We're really good friends with Diego. Come on! | 0:06:14 | 0:06:18 | |
Move along! You're in the way! | 0:06:18 | 0:06:21 | |
Diego is my mate! You're too big to fit in the frame! | 0:06:21 | 0:06:25 | |
So go and cast some shadows some place else! | 0:06:25 | 0:06:28 | |
Diego! How did you manage to... | 0:06:33 | 0:06:36 | |
Ugh! Another milkshake, captain! | 0:06:36 | 0:06:39 | |
Mmm! Yummy! Wow, Diego, I am so glad I hired you! | 0:06:43 | 0:06:49 | |
He got the job! His third wish is granted! I did it! | 0:06:51 | 0:06:55 | |
I'm FREE! | 0:06:55 | 0:06:58 | |
IT RATTLES, HE GRUNTS | 0:07:00 | 0:07:03 | |
Um, excuse me, is this Oasiswood? | 0:07:03 | 0:07:06 | |
SHE SCREAMS Er, sorry. | 0:07:06 | 0:07:08 | |
This is my life and life is good! | 0:07:10 | 0:07:13 | |
-Hey, there you are! -Argh! You had your chance! | 0:07:13 | 0:07:17 | |
Now it's my turn to call the shots, so clear off out of here! | 0:07:17 | 0:07:21 | |
What's up with you? Give me my life back! | 0:07:21 | 0:07:24 | |
Huh?! | 0:07:24 | 0:07:25 | |
-I'm stubborn, don't you know?! -Grr! | 0:07:25 | 0:07:28 | |
What's going on?! | 0:07:30 | 0:07:32 | |
Leave me alone! | 0:07:32 | 0:07:33 | |
Diego's third wish has been granted! | 0:07:33 | 0:07:36 | |
Aargh! | 0:07:38 | 0:07:40 | |
HE GRUNTS | 0:07:43 | 0:07:44 | |
Ow! | 0:07:44 | 0:07:46 | |
-VOICE BUBBLES: -Oh, I hate water! | 0:07:50 | 0:07:54 | |
Ziggy! Over here? | 0:07:57 | 0:07:58 | |
Huh, Diego? | 0:07:58 | 0:08:00 | |
You've got to get me out of here. That's not me - | 0:08:00 | 0:08:03 | |
it's me reflection - an anti-Diego. | 0:08:03 | 0:08:06 | |
-Oh, so THAT'S why! -But if I touch him, we'll switch back. | 0:08:06 | 0:08:11 | |
And then we can grant the wish. Join me in the captain's cabin. | 0:08:11 | 0:08:15 | |
We're going to show him who's who! | 0:08:15 | 0:08:19 | |
Wait! There's a problem! Wait! | 0:08:19 | 0:08:21 | |
The cruise is over for you, Mr Reflection! | 0:08:22 | 0:08:26 | |
Be so kind as to return to your...WHAT?! | 0:08:26 | 0:08:30 | |
Where's the mirror gone? | 0:08:32 | 0:08:34 | |
Ha! No, there's not a single mirror left and you... | 0:08:34 | 0:08:39 | |
-Agh! -You're staying with me. | 0:08:39 | 0:08:41 | |
Wha...? Agh! | 0:08:41 | 0:08:44 | |
ANTI-DIEGO LAUGHS MANIACALLY | 0:08:46 | 0:08:49 | |
Perfect! Just need to get rid of the other losers | 0:08:49 | 0:08:52 | |
and life will be a bed of roses! | 0:08:52 | 0:08:55 | |
Ha-ha! | 0:08:55 | 0:08:57 | |
'Ere, stop showing off. Just cos you're 100 times stronger than me! | 0:08:57 | 0:09:01 | |
I've got your picture, seriously. | 0:09:01 | 0:09:04 | |
We cross the desert to see a mate and he won't look at us! | 0:09:06 | 0:09:09 | |
I never want to hear Diego's name again! | 0:09:09 | 0:09:12 | |
BOTH: Diego! | 0:09:12 | 0:09:14 | |
Oh, yeah, very funny! | 0:09:14 | 0:09:15 | |
It's me. I'll explain later. Have you seen Ziggy? | 0:09:15 | 0:09:19 | |
-Nuh-uh. -We must stop that ship leaving. | 0:09:19 | 0:09:21 | |
A camera? Cool! | 0:09:23 | 0:09:25 | |
Let's find Scoop. I've got a scoop for him! | 0:09:25 | 0:09:28 | |
-TV: -As Rita's Ask is about to leave, | 0:09:28 | 0:09:31 | |
Diego's friends sent a tape containing unbelievable footage! | 0:09:31 | 0:09:35 | |
Don't tell Rita but... | 0:09:35 | 0:09:38 | |
I really don't like worms, | 0:09:38 | 0:09:40 | |
they're all wriggly and gooey. | 0:09:40 | 0:09:43 | |
As for her foundation, ha! I don't care about that either. | 0:09:43 | 0:09:47 | |
All I want is to own her ship! | 0:09:47 | 0:09:50 | |
Pah! Ooh! | 0:09:50 | 0:09:52 | |
We're casting off! | 0:09:52 | 0:09:54 | |
TOOT! | 0:09:56 | 0:09:57 | |
Our plan failed! The reflection is leaving with Rita and Ziggy! | 0:09:59 | 0:10:03 | |
Hold on, Ziggy! | 0:10:03 | 0:10:05 | |
Up, lads, and at 'em! | 0:10:05 | 0:10:07 | |
You liar! You're fired! | 0:10:11 | 0:10:14 | |
Leave this ship or I'll throw you overboard! | 0:10:14 | 0:10:17 | |
What?! Wait, Rita, let me explain. | 0:10:17 | 0:10:20 | |
Ooh! | 0:10:22 | 0:10:24 | |
Ow! | 0:10:24 | 0:10:25 | |
-What's all this about? -Let me explain, Rita. | 0:10:31 | 0:10:35 | |
It's my life now! You stay in the mirror. | 0:10:35 | 0:10:39 | |
Ugh! | 0:10:39 | 0:10:40 | |
Wha! Aargh! | 0:10:40 | 0:10:42 | |
Oh, yes, I'm back! | 0:10:48 | 0:10:51 | |
Uh...what just happened? | 0:10:51 | 0:10:53 | |
Diego just saved your life. The other one was a mere impostor. | 0:10:53 | 0:10:58 | |
The ideal partner for your expedition | 0:10:58 | 0:11:00 | |
is right before your eyes. Generous, understanding, | 0:11:00 | 0:11:04 | |
loyal and has a great sense of friendship and courage. | 0:11:04 | 0:11:09 | |
And Diego really loves worms. | 0:11:09 | 0:11:12 | |
Hmm, why not? After all, Diego...agh! | 0:11:12 | 0:11:18 | |
-My van! -My boat! | 0:11:18 | 0:11:20 | |
My wish! Oh, no! | 0:11:20 | 0:11:23 | |
GLUG! GLUG! GLUG! | 0:11:25 | 0:11:28 | |
So, lads, how are those repairs coming along? | 0:11:32 | 0:11:37 | |
Just fine, Rita! We're on it! | 0:11:37 | 0:11:39 | |
-MIMICS: -Just fine, Rita, we're on it(!) | 0:11:39 | 0:11:43 | |
Oh, stop complaining all the time! | 0:11:43 | 0:11:45 | |
So Rita didn't hire me as captain... | 0:11:45 | 0:11:48 | |
but mechanic is pretty good. | 0:11:48 | 0:11:50 | |
Subtitles by Red Bee Media Ltd 2011 | 0:11:53 | 0:11:57 | |
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