Go Fish Trust Me I'm a Genie


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# I was hit by a can

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# Opened it and out popped a genie

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# Three wishes set me free

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# Trust me, I'm a genie

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# Wish one - and on that first day

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# I got my very own cafe - ta-da

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# Wish two - that was cool

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# I got my own swimming pool, hee-hee

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# But then I dropped the magic can

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# It filled with sand

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# And the works got jammed

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# Wish three - a total catastrophe

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# The genie raved and ranted

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# But no third wish was granted

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# If one more wish comes true

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# Then I'll be free from you

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# Trust me, I'm a genie. #

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Yoo-hoo! Who's a little cutie, then?

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Do one trick for Daddy! Can you roll over?

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Now, can you play dead?

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Ooh! DOORBELL CHIMES

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Can you get that?

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-I didn't mean you, Melvin, get back in.

-Ah!

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-Ooh!

-Whoa!

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Don't mind Melvin, he just gets a bit too enthusiastic sometimes.

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Ooh!

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-Ah! Oh!

-Wow!

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HE GULPS

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That was a pretty sweet fishing move you just pulled there, Diego.

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APPLAUSE

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I come from a long line of fishing camels.

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-Oh?

-Yes, going back hundreds of years.

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That was until shame was brought upon the family by Uncle Madhump McHaddock

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due to his lifelong obsession with catching a fish in the desert.

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Obviously more than one nut in the family, then.

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WOBBLE-WOBBLE

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What's Diego doing?

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I think he's swaying us into a flashback.

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'Uncle Madhump McHaddock fished the desert for 50 years

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'without catching even a tiddler.'

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-Uncle, are there really fish in the desert?

-Aye, it be true.

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Fish as big as my feet and just as tasty!

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And if I be wrong, may Mother Nature herself give me a sign.

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I've got a sign from Nature for a Mr McHaddock.

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HE GRUMBLES

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After that day, Madhump just upped and disappeared

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and my family's not spoke his name since.

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SAD VIOLIN PLAYS

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Er, Joe, maybe that's just making it worse.

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Oh, sorry.

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It seems to me that all that upset would go away if somebody actually

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caught a fish in the desert, though I can't imagine how.

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Hey, I should wish to catch a fish in the desert

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and restore my uncle's good name.

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Wishing for a noble cause gets me right here.

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Doesn't wishing always lead to failure and...

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Eek!

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WHISTLING

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By the powers that be,

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Diego wants to catch a fish in the desert, then set me free!

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I have a fishing boat delivery for a... Diego?

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Ugh! I'm on deck, I'm fine.

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Oh, it's got pedals and everything!

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HORN TOOTS

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Squawk!

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-Bye!

-Bye!

-Happy landings!

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ENGINES RUMBLE

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By using the stars for navigation, Ziggy,

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I can calculate that it's probably daytime.

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You know what real fishermen do? They fish!

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Aye, that's right, but not before they've mastered

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the art of tying knots.

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Old Madhump could tie a fisherman's slip-shank-wrist-twister

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with just his big toe!

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-Oh!

-Oh!

-Ow!

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WHISTLE BLOWS

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Wow!

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Whoa, whoa! Oh, whoa!

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Whoa!

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Ow!

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BELL CHIMES

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Ah-ha!

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BELL CLANGS

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Follow that fish!

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Hey, guys, I was just body-surfing

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to the annual Tuna fancy dress party. Better not be late.

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Yeah, man!

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Oh!

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-Ho-ho!

-Ha-ha-ha!

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Yeah!

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RUMBLING

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Relax, I've got it covered.

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Obviously we're not using a big enough hook!

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DIEGO GROANS

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Ah!

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Whoa!

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Argh!

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Whoa!

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Diego... Aah!

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-What?

-Never mind.

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Want those fish to sniff at my bellybutton fluff...

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..and that's when we'll sucker them!

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-Ow!

-Call that one a practice shot.

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Oh! Ow!

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Don't panic, be off in a jiffy.

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Er... Oh!

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Guess I should have done that first.

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Hey, where's me bait bellybutton fluff gone?

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ZIGGY RETCHES

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What you got there, Zig?

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Nobody said nothing about that fish having to live in the desert,

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you're looking at plan B.

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Melvin's not going to like that one bit.

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-Oh?

-Wow!

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You got anything on sand fishing?

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'Fish native to the desert.' Perfect!

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'There are no fish in the desert, stupid!'

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Hey, a tiddler!

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Feisty little fella!

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ROARING

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'Although no fish, this obviously doesn't include mammals,

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'such as the yellow-backed doom whale.' Yeah, right.

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Who comes up with this stuff? Oooh!

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-Whoa!

-Ooh!

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WHALE ROARS

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WHALE BURPS

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This is a big tiddler.

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ECHOES: 'Tiddler, tiddler.'

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We're inside a whale, you doofus, and, instead of fulfilling

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that wish, I'm going to live the rest of my life as whale lunch,

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never to be free, inside a slimy, disgusting stomach!

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Whoa! A complementary gift shop!

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Look! "And then I got swallowed by a whale" T-shirt and toiletry set.

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How considerate.

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Cheer up, Ziggy, in about six seconds,

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Melvin will realise we're not home yet and call for help.

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'Rescue helpline. Hello? Hello!'

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Now I think about it, Melvin can't talk.

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Oh, well, good job then that I have a plan to get us out of here.

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I'm going to relax this whale into opening up its mouth.

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One big sigh should do it.

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-You're going to massage us out of here?

-Oh, yes.

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Scented oils.

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SQUELCHING

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GRUNTING

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SLURPING

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SHRIEKING

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GROANING

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Oh!

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CONTENTED SIGHING

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MORE CONTENTED SIGHING

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Whoa!

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Yeah! Ooh! Ooh!

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CRASHING

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HORN BEEPING

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-Unbelievable. It's actually working!

-Whoa!

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Diego! You rescued me!

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Uncle Madhump McHaddock.

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I spent the best part of ten years in the belly of that yellow-back,

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only to be saved by my nephew!

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Oh!

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Ziggy, looks like we won't be needing

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to catch a fish in the desert after all.

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I may not have caught a fish, but I did catch me an uncle!

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And he stinks!

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Ha-ha-ha! Aye, that be true,

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I've been showering in fish guts for ten long years.

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-Ha-ha!

-Ho-ho!

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Ow!

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Boys, wish me luck on catching myself a tiddler.

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But there are no fish in the desert!

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Of course not, I'm completely nuts!

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-Ha!

-Ha-ha!

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Yee-haw!

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I think I'll leave desert-fishing to my uncle.

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I find golf far more relaxing.

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The open desert and no whales!

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Whoa!

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Whoa!

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