Go Fish Trust Me I'm a Genie
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# I was hit by a can | 0:00:02 | 0:00:03 | |
# Opened it and out popped a genie | 0:00:03 | 0:00:05 | |
# Three wishes set me free | 0:00:05 | 0:00:08 | |
# Trust me, I'm a genie | 0:00:08 | 0:00:10 | |
# Wish one - and on that first day | 0:00:10 | 0:00:13 | |
# I got my very own cafe - ta-da | 0:00:13 | 0:00:16 | |
# Wish two - that was cool | 0:00:16 | 0:00:19 | |
# I got my own swimming pool, hee-hee | 0:00:19 | 0:00:22 | |
# But then I dropped the magic can | 0:00:22 | 0:00:25 | |
# It filled with sand | 0:00:25 | 0:00:27 | |
# And the works got jammed | 0:00:27 | 0:00:30 | |
# Wish three - a total catastrophe | 0:00:30 | 0:00:33 | |
# The genie raved and ranted | 0:00:33 | 0:00:35 | |
# But no third wish was granted | 0:00:35 | 0:00:38 | |
# If one more wish comes true | 0:00:38 | 0:00:41 | |
# Then I'll be free from you | 0:00:41 | 0:00:44 | |
# Trust me, I'm a genie. # | 0:00:44 | 0:00:46 | |
Yoo-hoo! Who's a little cutie, then? | 0:00:57 | 0:01:02 | |
Do one trick for Daddy! Can you roll over? | 0:01:02 | 0:01:05 | |
Now, can you play dead? | 0:01:07 | 0:01:09 | |
Ooh! DOORBELL CHIMES | 0:01:10 | 0:01:12 | |
Can you get that? | 0:01:12 | 0:01:14 | |
-I didn't mean you, Melvin, get back in. -Ah! | 0:01:16 | 0:01:19 | |
-Ooh! -Whoa! | 0:01:19 | 0:01:20 | |
Don't mind Melvin, he just gets a bit too enthusiastic sometimes. | 0:01:20 | 0:01:25 | |
Ooh! | 0:01:28 | 0:01:30 | |
-Ah! Oh! -Wow! | 0:01:30 | 0:01:33 | |
HE GULPS | 0:01:33 | 0:01:34 | |
That was a pretty sweet fishing move you just pulled there, Diego. | 0:01:34 | 0:01:38 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:01:38 | 0:01:39 | |
I come from a long line of fishing camels. | 0:01:39 | 0:01:43 | |
-Oh? -Yes, going back hundreds of years. | 0:01:43 | 0:01:48 | |
That was until shame was brought upon the family by Uncle Madhump McHaddock | 0:01:48 | 0:01:54 | |
due to his lifelong obsession with catching a fish in the desert. | 0:01:54 | 0:01:58 | |
Obviously more than one nut in the family, then. | 0:01:58 | 0:02:01 | |
WOBBLE-WOBBLE | 0:02:01 | 0:02:03 | |
What's Diego doing? | 0:02:03 | 0:02:06 | |
I think he's swaying us into a flashback. | 0:02:06 | 0:02:09 | |
'Uncle Madhump McHaddock fished the desert for 50 years | 0:02:09 | 0:02:13 | |
'without catching even a tiddler.' | 0:02:13 | 0:02:16 | |
-Uncle, are there really fish in the desert? -Aye, it be true. | 0:02:16 | 0:02:20 | |
Fish as big as my feet and just as tasty! | 0:02:20 | 0:02:24 | |
And if I be wrong, may Mother Nature herself give me a sign. | 0:02:24 | 0:02:29 | |
I've got a sign from Nature for a Mr McHaddock. | 0:02:29 | 0:02:33 | |
HE GRUMBLES | 0:02:40 | 0:02:42 | |
After that day, Madhump just upped and disappeared | 0:02:42 | 0:02:45 | |
and my family's not spoke his name since. | 0:02:45 | 0:02:48 | |
SAD VIOLIN PLAYS | 0:02:48 | 0:02:50 | |
Er, Joe, maybe that's just making it worse. | 0:02:50 | 0:02:54 | |
Oh, sorry. | 0:02:54 | 0:02:56 | |
It seems to me that all that upset would go away if somebody actually | 0:02:56 | 0:03:00 | |
caught a fish in the desert, though I can't imagine how. | 0:03:00 | 0:03:05 | |
Hey, I should wish to catch a fish in the desert | 0:03:05 | 0:03:09 | |
and restore my uncle's good name. | 0:03:09 | 0:03:11 | |
Wishing for a noble cause gets me right here. | 0:03:11 | 0:03:14 | |
Doesn't wishing always lead to failure and... | 0:03:14 | 0:03:18 | |
Eek! | 0:03:18 | 0:03:20 | |
WHISTLING | 0:03:20 | 0:03:22 | |
By the powers that be, | 0:03:24 | 0:03:25 | |
Diego wants to catch a fish in the desert, then set me free! | 0:03:25 | 0:03:30 | |
I have a fishing boat delivery for a... Diego? | 0:03:37 | 0:03:41 | |
Ugh! I'm on deck, I'm fine. | 0:03:41 | 0:03:43 | |
Oh, it's got pedals and everything! | 0:03:43 | 0:03:47 | |
HORN TOOTS | 0:03:47 | 0:03:49 | |
Squawk! | 0:03:49 | 0:03:51 | |
-Bye! -Bye! -Happy landings! | 0:03:51 | 0:03:56 | |
ENGINES RUMBLE | 0:03:57 | 0:03:59 | |
By using the stars for navigation, Ziggy, | 0:04:06 | 0:04:09 | |
I can calculate that it's probably daytime. | 0:04:09 | 0:04:13 | |
You know what real fishermen do? They fish! | 0:04:13 | 0:04:16 | |
Aye, that's right, but not before they've mastered | 0:04:16 | 0:04:19 | |
the art of tying knots. | 0:04:19 | 0:04:21 | |
Old Madhump could tie a fisherman's slip-shank-wrist-twister | 0:04:23 | 0:04:27 | |
with just his big toe! | 0:04:27 | 0:04:29 | |
-Oh! -Oh! -Ow! | 0:04:33 | 0:04:36 | |
WHISTLE BLOWS | 0:04:38 | 0:04:40 | |
Wow! | 0:04:40 | 0:04:41 | |
Whoa, whoa! Oh, whoa! | 0:04:42 | 0:04:45 | |
Whoa! | 0:04:49 | 0:04:50 | |
Ow! | 0:04:52 | 0:04:54 | |
BELL CHIMES | 0:04:54 | 0:04:55 | |
Ah-ha! | 0:05:00 | 0:05:02 | |
BELL CLANGS | 0:05:02 | 0:05:04 | |
Follow that fish! | 0:05:04 | 0:05:06 | |
Hey, guys, I was just body-surfing | 0:05:18 | 0:05:20 | |
to the annual Tuna fancy dress party. Better not be late. | 0:05:20 | 0:05:25 | |
Yeah, man! | 0:05:31 | 0:05:33 | |
Oh! | 0:05:41 | 0:05:42 | |
-Ho-ho! -Ha-ha-ha! | 0:05:47 | 0:05:49 | |
Yeah! | 0:05:51 | 0:05:53 | |
RUMBLING | 0:05:57 | 0:06:00 | |
Relax, I've got it covered. | 0:06:05 | 0:06:07 | |
Obviously we're not using a big enough hook! | 0:06:07 | 0:06:11 | |
DIEGO GROANS | 0:06:16 | 0:06:19 | |
Ah! | 0:06:24 | 0:06:27 | |
Whoa! | 0:06:27 | 0:06:28 | |
Argh! | 0:06:28 | 0:06:31 | |
Whoa! | 0:06:31 | 0:06:34 | |
Diego... Aah! | 0:06:34 | 0:06:35 | |
-What? -Never mind. | 0:06:39 | 0:06:42 | |
Want those fish to sniff at my bellybutton fluff... | 0:06:45 | 0:06:48 | |
..and that's when we'll sucker them! | 0:06:50 | 0:06:52 | |
-Ow! -Call that one a practice shot. | 0:06:52 | 0:06:55 | |
Oh! Ow! | 0:06:55 | 0:06:57 | |
Don't panic, be off in a jiffy. | 0:06:57 | 0:06:59 | |
Er... Oh! | 0:07:05 | 0:07:07 | |
Guess I should have done that first. | 0:07:07 | 0:07:10 | |
Hey, where's me bait bellybutton fluff gone? | 0:07:10 | 0:07:14 | |
ZIGGY RETCHES | 0:07:14 | 0:07:15 | |
What you got there, Zig? | 0:07:22 | 0:07:26 | |
Nobody said nothing about that fish having to live in the desert, | 0:07:26 | 0:07:30 | |
you're looking at plan B. | 0:07:30 | 0:07:32 | |
Melvin's not going to like that one bit. | 0:07:32 | 0:07:35 | |
-Oh? -Wow! | 0:07:36 | 0:07:39 | |
You got anything on sand fishing? | 0:07:48 | 0:07:51 | |
'Fish native to the desert.' Perfect! | 0:07:55 | 0:07:59 | |
'There are no fish in the desert, stupid!' | 0:07:59 | 0:08:03 | |
Hey, a tiddler! | 0:08:03 | 0:08:05 | |
Feisty little fella! | 0:08:06 | 0:08:08 | |
ROARING | 0:08:10 | 0:08:13 | |
'Although no fish, this obviously doesn't include mammals, | 0:08:13 | 0:08:16 | |
'such as the yellow-backed doom whale.' Yeah, right. | 0:08:16 | 0:08:21 | |
Who comes up with this stuff? Oooh! | 0:08:21 | 0:08:23 | |
-Whoa! -Ooh! | 0:08:23 | 0:08:25 | |
WHALE ROARS | 0:08:25 | 0:08:27 | |
WHALE BURPS | 0:08:27 | 0:08:29 | |
This is a big tiddler. | 0:08:31 | 0:08:34 | |
ECHOES: 'Tiddler, tiddler.' | 0:08:34 | 0:08:36 | |
We're inside a whale, you doofus, and, instead of fulfilling | 0:08:36 | 0:08:40 | |
that wish, I'm going to live the rest of my life as whale lunch, | 0:08:40 | 0:08:44 | |
never to be free, inside a slimy, disgusting stomach! | 0:08:44 | 0:08:48 | |
Whoa! A complementary gift shop! | 0:08:48 | 0:08:51 | |
Look! "And then I got swallowed by a whale" T-shirt and toiletry set. | 0:08:51 | 0:08:56 | |
How considerate. | 0:08:56 | 0:08:58 | |
Cheer up, Ziggy, in about six seconds, | 0:08:58 | 0:09:00 | |
Melvin will realise we're not home yet and call for help. | 0:09:00 | 0:09:04 | |
'Rescue helpline. Hello? Hello!' | 0:09:08 | 0:09:12 | |
Now I think about it, Melvin can't talk. | 0:09:12 | 0:09:16 | |
Oh, well, good job then that I have a plan to get us out of here. | 0:09:16 | 0:09:20 | |
I'm going to relax this whale into opening up its mouth. | 0:09:20 | 0:09:24 | |
One big sigh should do it. | 0:09:24 | 0:09:26 | |
-You're going to massage us out of here? -Oh, yes. | 0:09:26 | 0:09:30 | |
Scented oils. | 0:09:31 | 0:09:32 | |
SQUELCHING | 0:09:35 | 0:09:38 | |
GRUNTING | 0:09:38 | 0:09:40 | |
SLURPING | 0:09:40 | 0:09:42 | |
SHRIEKING | 0:09:42 | 0:09:44 | |
GROANING | 0:09:44 | 0:09:46 | |
Oh! | 0:09:55 | 0:09:56 | |
CONTENTED SIGHING | 0:09:59 | 0:10:02 | |
MORE CONTENTED SIGHING | 0:10:04 | 0:10:06 | |
Whoa! | 0:10:06 | 0:10:07 | |
Yeah! Ooh! Ooh! | 0:10:07 | 0:10:11 | |
CRASHING | 0:10:14 | 0:10:15 | |
HORN BEEPING | 0:10:15 | 0:10:18 | |
-Unbelievable. It's actually working! -Whoa! | 0:10:24 | 0:10:27 | |
Diego! You rescued me! | 0:10:33 | 0:10:36 | |
Uncle Madhump McHaddock. | 0:10:36 | 0:10:38 | |
I spent the best part of ten years in the belly of that yellow-back, | 0:10:38 | 0:10:43 | |
only to be saved by my nephew! | 0:10:43 | 0:10:47 | |
Oh! | 0:10:47 | 0:10:50 | |
Ziggy, looks like we won't be needing | 0:10:50 | 0:10:53 | |
to catch a fish in the desert after all. | 0:10:53 | 0:10:55 | |
I may not have caught a fish, but I did catch me an uncle! | 0:10:55 | 0:10:59 | |
And he stinks! | 0:10:59 | 0:11:01 | |
Ha-ha-ha! Aye, that be true, | 0:11:01 | 0:11:03 | |
I've been showering in fish guts for ten long years. | 0:11:03 | 0:11:08 | |
-Ha-ha! -Ho-ho! | 0:11:08 | 0:11:09 | |
Ow! | 0:11:14 | 0:11:16 | |
Boys, wish me luck on catching myself a tiddler. | 0:11:16 | 0:11:20 | |
But there are no fish in the desert! | 0:11:20 | 0:11:23 | |
Of course not, I'm completely nuts! | 0:11:23 | 0:11:26 | |
-Ha! -Ha-ha! | 0:11:26 | 0:11:29 | |
Yee-haw! | 0:11:30 | 0:11:34 | |
I think I'll leave desert-fishing to my uncle. | 0:11:38 | 0:11:41 | |
I find golf far more relaxing. | 0:11:41 | 0:11:43 | |
The open desert and no whales! | 0:11:43 | 0:11:47 | |
Whoa! | 0:11:48 | 0:11:49 | |
Whoa! | 0:11:49 | 0:11:50 | |
Subtitles by Red Bee Media Ltd | 0:11:53 | 0:11:55 |
