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I was hit by a can, opened it and out popped a genie! | 0:00:02 | 0:00:05 | |
# Three wishes set me free | 0:00:05 | 0:00:08 | |
# Trust me I'm a genie | 0:00:08 | 0:00:10 | |
-# Wish one - -And on that first day | 0:00:10 | 0:00:13 | |
-# I got my very own cafe - -Taa-daa! | 0:00:13 | 0:00:16 | |
-# Wish two - -That was cool | 0:00:16 | 0:00:18 | |
-# I got my own swimming pool -Hee-hee! | 0:00:18 | 0:00:22 | |
# But then I dropped the magic can | 0:00:22 | 0:00:25 | |
# And it filled with sand | 0:00:25 | 0:00:27 | |
# And the works got jammed | 0:00:27 | 0:00:30 | |
-# Wish three - -a total catastrophe | 0:00:30 | 0:00:33 | |
# The genie raved and ranted | 0:00:33 | 0:00:35 | |
# But no third wish was granted | 0:00:35 | 0:00:38 | |
# If one more wish comes true | 0:00:38 | 0:00:41 | |
# Then I'll be free from you | 0:00:41 | 0:00:44 | |
# Trust me I'm a genie. # | 0:00:44 | 0:00:47 | |
AUDIENCE: Ooo! Wow! Oh! | 0:01:00 | 0:01:03 | |
And so, dear viewer, do you believe what you see? | 0:01:06 | 0:01:11 | |
Can you truly trust your eyes? | 0:01:11 | 0:01:13 | |
Does magic really exist? | 0:01:13 | 0:01:17 | |
Is it just an illusion? | 0:01:17 | 0:01:21 | |
AUDIENCE: Wow! | 0:01:23 | 0:01:27 | |
I just love expensive chocolate. | 0:01:31 | 0:01:35 | |
Gold...into chocolate. | 0:01:35 | 0:01:37 | |
Those vibes can't come through the screen, can they? | 0:01:37 | 0:01:42 | |
-Oh. -Wow! The Great Alfonso rocks! | 0:01:42 | 0:01:45 | |
Wouldn't it be great to do magic like that? | 0:01:45 | 0:01:48 | |
You'd need a wand...and talent. | 0:01:48 | 0:01:51 | |
Ha, he's short on both. | 0:01:51 | 0:01:55 | |
-Oh! -There's no reason a cool dude like you couldn't be a magician. | 0:01:55 | 0:02:01 | |
I mean, how do you think this Alfonso guy became so good? | 0:02:01 | 0:02:05 | |
Um...practice? | 0:02:05 | 0:02:08 | |
No need to practise with a magic wand | 0:02:08 | 0:02:11 | |
that would obey your every command. | 0:02:11 | 0:02:13 | |
A magic wand! I like the sound of that! | 0:02:13 | 0:02:17 | |
Wow! | 0:02:22 | 0:02:23 | |
Abracadabra! | 0:02:24 | 0:02:26 | |
Woo-hoo! | 0:02:28 | 0:02:31 | |
ALL: Yay! | 0:02:31 | 0:02:33 | |
What are we waiting for?! | 0:02:38 | 0:02:40 | |
-I wish to have a magic wand that will do as I command. -You got it! | 0:02:40 | 0:02:45 | |
I call upon the powers that be | 0:02:45 | 0:02:47 | |
Give Diego a wand | 0:02:47 | 0:02:50 | |
And set me free! | 0:02:50 | 0:02:52 | |
Wow! Just like one of the Great Alfonso's wands! | 0:02:57 | 0:03:01 | |
Yeah, well, hurry up and get waving, Diego. | 0:03:01 | 0:03:05 | |
-One piece of magic and I'll be free! -Are you kidding? | 0:03:05 | 0:03:09 | |
-A great magician doesn't rush a performance. -He doesn't? -No! | 0:03:09 | 0:03:13 | |
There's only one way to perform magic, Ziggy. And that's with style. | 0:03:13 | 0:03:18 | |
Dear audience... | 0:03:24 | 0:03:26 | |
As I stand before the cafe's entire stock | 0:03:28 | 0:03:32 | |
of...um...tin cans, | 0:03:32 | 0:03:35 | |
do you believe what you see? | 0:03:35 | 0:03:37 | |
Can you trust your eyes? | 0:03:37 | 0:03:40 | |
-Get on with it! -OK, first, I'll make these precious cans | 0:03:40 | 0:03:46 | |
rise up in the air! | 0:03:46 | 0:03:48 | |
Wa-ha! | 0:03:48 | 0:03:51 | |
Ha! A toy wand. | 0:03:51 | 0:03:54 | |
Try checking the batteries. | 0:03:54 | 0:03:56 | |
Yeah! Try checking the batteries. | 0:03:56 | 0:04:00 | |
Just try something simple, Diego. | 0:04:00 | 0:04:02 | |
Yeah, OK, right. | 0:04:02 | 0:04:05 | |
I will now use the incredible power of magic | 0:04:05 | 0:04:09 | |
to make Tony's drink disappear. | 0:04:09 | 0:04:12 | |
Hey, look in my eyes, only in the eyes. | 0:04:14 | 0:04:18 | |
I'll show you how to make my drink disappear. | 0:04:18 | 0:04:21 | |
HE SLURPS AND BELCHES | 0:04:21 | 0:04:23 | |
-ALL: Ha-ha! Ha-ha! -Oh, yeah! | 0:04:23 | 0:04:27 | |
It's just a toy wand, isn't it? | 0:04:27 | 0:04:31 | |
It's a real wand, Diego. It just happens to be useless. | 0:04:31 | 0:04:36 | |
-Argh! -Argh! -Oi! Who you calling useless?! | 0:04:36 | 0:04:40 | |
Ah, at last! Some entertainment. | 0:04:45 | 0:04:47 | |
A magnet? What kind of magic was that? | 0:04:47 | 0:04:50 | |
OK, so I was trying for a squirty flower. | 0:04:50 | 0:04:54 | |
We can't all be perfect. | 0:04:54 | 0:04:56 | |
Oh... | 0:04:56 | 0:04:59 | |
A wand who doesn't know what she's doing. Just my luck! | 0:04:59 | 0:05:02 | |
Hey, don't blame me! I'm just starting out in magic. | 0:05:02 | 0:05:07 | |
The great master is going to teach me how it's done. | 0:05:07 | 0:05:10 | |
A great master(!) Pah! | 0:05:10 | 0:05:13 | |
I mean... Why didn't you say so? | 0:05:13 | 0:05:16 | |
It just so happens we have a great master right here. | 0:05:16 | 0:05:20 | |
Huh? | 0:05:20 | 0:05:22 | |
-We do? -Trust me, I'm a genie. | 0:05:22 | 0:05:26 | |
Magic For Nitwits. Are you sure about this, Ziggy? | 0:05:32 | 0:05:36 | |
Of course I'm sure. Now, look, stop interfering. | 0:05:36 | 0:05:39 | |
Hey, a level 25 mega-magic extravaganza! | 0:05:39 | 0:05:45 | |
Juggling the pyramids! | 0:05:45 | 0:05:47 | |
The wand will learn a basic level one trick. | 0:05:47 | 0:05:50 | |
How to make a fluffy toy dog appear. | 0:05:50 | 0:05:54 | |
-Oh! -Here, you hold her. | 0:05:54 | 0:05:57 | |
One fluffy toy dog coming up. | 0:05:58 | 0:06:01 | |
-Argh! -Argh! | 0:06:01 | 0:06:03 | |
Are you sure he's house-trained? | 0:06:03 | 0:06:06 | |
BARKING | 0:06:06 | 0:06:08 | |
No sign of the dog. Lucky it stopped at all those trees. | 0:06:15 | 0:06:19 | |
OK, maybe it's time to try a level zero trick. | 0:06:20 | 0:06:23 | |
Really, Really Easy Magic For Nittier Nitwits. | 0:06:25 | 0:06:29 | |
Hmm. | 0:06:29 | 0:06:31 | |
I know you're feeling annoyed, let down | 0:06:33 | 0:06:36 | |
-and wondering why the magic is useless. -You do your best, Ziggy. | 0:06:36 | 0:06:41 | |
I'm talking about the wand! | 0:06:41 | 0:06:43 | |
Ha-ha! | 0:06:47 | 0:06:49 | |
OK, I want some cash | 0:06:49 | 0:06:51 | |
and I don't mean small change. | 0:06:51 | 0:06:54 | |
I'm talking big money here. | 0:06:54 | 0:06:57 | |
OK, the bird has to disappear from the table and appear in the cage. | 0:07:06 | 0:07:11 | |
First, you have to... No, not yet! | 0:07:11 | 0:07:14 | |
OK, let's drop to a level minus one trick. | 0:07:16 | 0:07:19 | |
OK, little one. Remember this. | 0:07:19 | 0:07:22 | |
Do not do anything unless you are tapped three times. | 0:07:22 | 0:07:28 | |
-Three times? -He means like this. | 0:07:28 | 0:07:31 | |
ALL: Oh! | 0:07:34 | 0:07:36 | |
Maybe level minus one was aiming too high. | 0:07:36 | 0:07:40 | |
Hey, shall I magic them back on for you? | 0:07:40 | 0:07:42 | |
Argh! Go away, leave us alone! | 0:07:42 | 0:07:48 | |
You're great, Ziggy. | 0:07:48 | 0:07:50 | |
-I never realised learning could be such fun! -Argghh! | 0:07:50 | 0:07:54 | |
I feel... | 0:07:57 | 0:07:59 | |
different! | 0:07:59 | 0:08:01 | |
Argghh! | 0:08:01 | 0:08:03 | |
So, Ziggy. This is all still part of the class, right? | 0:08:05 | 0:08:10 | |
ALL: Argh! Oh! Argghh! | 0:08:10 | 0:08:12 | |
I'm in charge. Now, you come here and do as you're told! | 0:08:23 | 0:08:27 | |
-Yeah, like, when it's convenient, obviously. -I'm doing my homework. | 0:08:27 | 0:08:32 | |
Hey, maybe I could try a few ideas on you! | 0:08:32 | 0:08:36 | |
ALL: Argh! | 0:08:36 | 0:08:39 | |
Aaargh! | 0:08:41 | 0:08:42 | |
I bet the Great Alfonso never has this kind of trouble! | 0:08:42 | 0:08:47 | |
There's no need to prove you can do magic | 0:08:53 | 0:08:56 | |
by turning the cafe into a giant cake! | 0:08:56 | 0:08:59 | |
-It's not my birthday. -OK, how about we try this instead? | 0:08:59 | 0:09:04 | |
Oh, that's weird. That wasn't me. | 0:09:07 | 0:09:10 | |
How about we go for some extra practice? | 0:09:10 | 0:09:13 | |
ALL: Argh! Oh! | 0:09:15 | 0:09:18 | |
Arrgghh! | 0:09:18 | 0:09:20 | |
Oh! | 0:09:30 | 0:09:33 | |
Um, Ziggy, this is Alfonso's wand. What have you done? | 0:09:33 | 0:09:37 | |
There's nothing wrong with sharing. | 0:09:37 | 0:09:40 | |
She is my most powerful wand yet | 0:09:40 | 0:09:43 | |
but she is new and has to learn control. | 0:09:43 | 0:09:47 | |
You have been causing chaos for miles! | 0:09:47 | 0:09:51 | |
You wanted to be a magician, Diego. | 0:09:54 | 0:09:57 | |
Tap our friend three times and make this guy disappear. | 0:09:57 | 0:10:02 | |
Couldn't I make myself disappear instead? | 0:10:02 | 0:10:05 | |
You want to see some magic? How about this? | 0:10:05 | 0:10:09 | |
-Hmm. -Huh?! | 0:10:12 | 0:10:14 | |
Yes, that's...reasonably good. | 0:10:16 | 0:10:19 | |
Don't try this at home! | 0:10:22 | 0:10:25 | |
Al Pacino! | 0:10:25 | 0:10:27 | |
Ohh! | 0:10:27 | 0:10:30 | |
Can't say I saw that one in Magic For Nitwits. | 0:10:30 | 0:10:34 | |
Diego, please. Do some magic! | 0:10:34 | 0:10:40 | |
Uh-oh! | 0:10:42 | 0:10:43 | |
Never mind, Ziggy. It's just a matter of practice. | 0:10:45 | 0:10:49 | |
A wand can only be as good as her master | 0:10:49 | 0:10:52 | |
and I know together we will be magnificent. | 0:10:52 | 0:10:57 | |
Maybe we could all join forces? | 0:10:57 | 0:10:59 | |
It's amazing that someone can make the whole world disappear! | 0:10:59 | 0:11:04 | |
No, Diego. This is just magic. | 0:11:04 | 0:11:08 | |
A trick! Anyone could do that! | 0:11:12 | 0:11:15 | |
Espresso! | 0:11:16 | 0:11:18 | |
-Oh my! -Goodness gracious! -Wow, that was fantastic. | 0:11:23 | 0:11:27 | |
Cheer up, Ziggy. The wish may have failed, | 0:11:27 | 0:11:30 | |
but we've just seen the best magic show ever. | 0:11:30 | 0:11:33 | |
'So now, dear viewer, you know my secret.' | 0:11:35 | 0:11:39 | |
Everything is an illusion... | 0:11:39 | 0:11:43 | |
or do I mean, magic?! | 0:11:43 | 0:11:49 | |
Subtitles by Red Bee Media Ltd | 0:11:54 | 0:11:57 | |
E-mail [email protected] | 0:11:57 | 0:12:00 |