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I was hit by a can, opened it, and out popped a genie! | 0:00:02 | 0:00:04 | |
# Three wishes set me free | 0:00:04 | 0:00:08 | |
# Trust me, I'm a genie | 0:00:08 | 0:00:10 | |
# Wish one, and on that first day | 0:00:10 | 0:00:13 | |
# I got my very own cafe. Taa-daa! | 0:00:13 | 0:00:16 | |
# Wish two, that was cool | 0:00:16 | 0:00:18 | |
# I got my own swimming pool. Hee-hee! | 0:00:18 | 0:00:22 | |
# But then I dropped the magic can | 0:00:22 | 0:00:25 | |
# It filled with sand | 0:00:25 | 0:00:27 | |
# And the works got jammed | 0:00:27 | 0:00:30 | |
# Wish three, a total catastrophe | 0:00:30 | 0:00:33 | |
# The genie raved and ranted | 0:00:33 | 0:00:36 | |
# But no third wish was granted | 0:00:36 | 0:00:39 | |
# If one more wish comes true | 0:00:39 | 0:00:41 | |
# Then I'll be free from you | 0:00:41 | 0:00:44 | |
# Trust me I'm a genie. # | 0:00:44 | 0:00:46 | |
'A-a-aachoo!' | 0:00:58 | 0:00:59 | |
'A-a-aachoo!' | 0:00:59 | 0:01:01 | |
SNIFFING | 0:01:01 | 0:01:02 | |
'A-a-aachoo!' | 0:01:02 | 0:01:04 | |
A-a-aachoo! | 0:01:04 | 0:01:06 | |
Oh! I still say you're overreacting. | 0:01:06 | 0:01:09 | |
HE SNIFFS | 0:01:09 | 0:01:10 | |
It's only a cold! | 0:01:10 | 0:01:11 | |
Listen Diego, when a genie gets a cold, | 0:01:13 | 0:01:15 | |
it's the worst thing that can happen to him. | 0:01:15 | 0:01:18 | |
When we sneeze, | 0:01:18 | 0:01:19 | |
it's like a volcano going off! | 0:01:19 | 0:01:21 | |
'A-a-a-a...a-a-a-ahhh... | 0:01:22 | 0:01:24 | |
Why is there a pepper pot in his nose? | 0:01:26 | 0:01:29 | |
'A-a-aachoo!' | 0:01:29 | 0:01:30 | |
Fancy leaving all this stuff, | 0:01:40 | 0:01:41 | |
where someone could walk off with it? | 0:01:41 | 0:01:43 | |
Hey! | 0:01:43 | 0:01:45 | |
That someone could be me! | 0:01:45 | 0:01:47 | |
Wow! | 0:01:47 | 0:01:48 | |
Right, bath plugs...check! | 0:01:53 | 0:01:55 | |
Dubious chemicals to make the loo | 0:01:55 | 0:01:57 | |
smell like a rainforest...check! | 0:01:57 | 0:02:01 | |
Sonia, we need your very best cure for the sniffles, | 0:02:02 | 0:02:06 | |
and we need it NOW! | 0:02:06 | 0:02:07 | |
Oh really? Who's it for? | 0:02:07 | 0:02:10 | |
A-a-aachoo! | 0:02:10 | 0:02:11 | |
Em... | 0:02:11 | 0:02:13 | |
just window shopping! | 0:02:13 | 0:02:15 | |
Well, I'd love to oblige, | 0:02:16 | 0:02:18 | |
but there is no cure for the common cold, | 0:02:18 | 0:02:20 | |
or the sniffles, as you call it. | 0:02:20 | 0:02:22 | |
I can sell you an overpriced lemon drink, if you want, | 0:02:22 | 0:02:26 | |
but if anybody found a proper cure, | 0:02:26 | 0:02:28 | |
they'd be a scientific hero! | 0:02:28 | 0:02:30 | |
That's it! | 0:02:30 | 0:02:32 | |
The camel who found a cure | 0:02:32 | 0:02:34 | |
for the common cold. | 0:02:34 | 0:02:36 | |
'It's the perfect wish! | 0:02:36 | 0:02:39 | |
'Imagine it!' | 0:02:39 | 0:02:40 | |
-NORDIC ACCENT: -The winner of the Albert Humpstein prize, | 0:02:40 | 0:02:43 | |
for the camel scientist of the century... | 0:02:43 | 0:02:47 | |
DIEGO! | 0:02:47 | 0:02:49 | |
APPLAUSE AND CHEERING | 0:02:49 | 0:02:50 | |
Oh-h-h! | 0:02:50 | 0:02:52 | |
Wake up, wake up! WAKE UP! | 0:02:52 | 0:02:54 | |
Yeah, that's what I want! | 0:02:56 | 0:02:57 | |
I wish to discover a cure for the common cold! | 0:02:57 | 0:03:01 | |
I'll become a science hero! | 0:03:01 | 0:03:03 | |
You got it! | 0:03:03 | 0:03:04 | |
I call upon the powers that be, | 0:03:06 | 0:03:09 | |
grant this wish, and set me free! | 0:03:09 | 0:03:13 | |
MIDDLE EASTERN MUSIC | 0:03:13 | 0:03:15 | |
RUMBLING | 0:03:16 | 0:03:19 | |
HARP PLAYS | 0:03:22 | 0:03:24 | |
Uh, what do we do with a giant microscope? | 0:03:28 | 0:03:31 | |
Look through it, | 0:03:31 | 0:03:32 | |
what do you think? | 0:03:32 | 0:03:33 | |
O-o-oh-h-h! A-a-r-rghh! | 0:03:40 | 0:03:43 | |
Oh! | 0:03:45 | 0:03:47 | |
GRASSHOPPER CHIRPS | 0:03:47 | 0:03:49 | |
BIRDSONG | 0:03:49 | 0:03:51 | |
Ah-h-h! | 0:03:51 | 0:03:54 | |
MECHANICAL PULSING | 0:03:54 | 0:03:55 | |
If this is where I came down... | 0:04:01 | 0:04:04 | |
Ah-ha. Hey, Diego! | 0:04:06 | 0:04:08 | |
I know what it...o-o-h-h! | 0:04:08 | 0:04:12 | |
THEY SCREAM | 0:04:16 | 0:04:18 | |
O-o-mphhh! | 0:04:22 | 0:04:23 | |
O-o-mphhh! | 0:04:23 | 0:04:25 | |
Where are we, Ziggy? | 0:04:25 | 0:04:27 | |
Wait a minute! | 0:04:29 | 0:04:30 | |
'Wasn't you lookin' up at the lens | 0:04:30 | 0:04:32 | |
'just before we fell in?' | 0:04:32 | 0:04:33 | |
I think we're in Joe's nose! | 0:04:33 | 0:04:36 | |
And these are Joe's nose hairs! | 0:04:36 | 0:04:38 | |
Ugh-h-h! | 0:04:38 | 0:04:40 | |
-'Left, right, left!' -Huh? | 0:04:40 | 0:04:42 | |
MILITARY STYLE # We are brave and we are bold | 0:04:42 | 0:04:44 | |
# We are brave and we are bold | 0:04:44 | 0:04:46 | |
# And we spread the common cold | 0:04:46 | 0:04:47 | |
# And we spread the common cold. # | 0:04:47 | 0:04:49 | |
Who are THEY? | 0:04:49 | 0:04:51 | |
You heard 'em! | 0:04:51 | 0:04:53 | |
They spread the common cold! | 0:04:53 | 0:04:55 | |
They're cold germs! | 0:04:55 | 0:04:57 | |
-That's it! -Oh! | 0:04:57 | 0:04:58 | |
Hold it right there, pal! | 0:05:01 | 0:05:02 | |
Secret agents Ziggy and Diego, from HQ. | 0:05:02 | 0:05:05 | |
Huh? | 0:05:05 | 0:05:06 | |
We're here to check you're doing things right! | 0:05:06 | 0:05:09 | |
Yeah? So how come I never heard of you? | 0:05:09 | 0:05:12 | |
'Cos we're secret, bonehead! | 0:05:12 | 0:05:14 | |
And salute when you meet an officer. | 0:05:14 | 0:05:17 | |
ALL: Sir, yes sir! | 0:05:17 | 0:05:18 | |
Now, show us how you spread the sniffles. | 0:05:18 | 0:05:21 | |
Eh, number four, PRESENT ARMS! | 0:05:21 | 0:05:25 | |
THEY SQUELCH | 0:05:25 | 0:05:26 | |
DRUM ROLL | 0:05:26 | 0:05:28 | |
The Mark One Sniffilator, sir! Our pride and joy! | 0:05:32 | 0:05:35 | |
You! tell me what YOU know about it! | 0:05:35 | 0:05:38 | |
Sir! Sniffilators cannot fall into enemy hands, | 0:05:38 | 0:05:41 | |
because if a scientist got his hands on one, there'd be a cure. | 0:05:41 | 0:05:44 | |
That would mean the end of the common cold, | 0:05:44 | 0:05:46 | |
and our glorious civilisation, sir! | 0:05:46 | 0:05:50 | |
You've trained her well! | 0:05:50 | 0:05:51 | |
Consider yourself in line for promotion. | 0:05:51 | 0:05:54 | |
Don't just stand there! | 0:05:54 | 0:05:56 | |
Show me how you use it! | 0:05:56 | 0:05:59 | |
Hmmm. Where did they go? | 0:06:02 | 0:06:04 | |
A-a-a-ahhh... | 0:06:04 | 0:06:07 | |
RUMBLING | 0:06:07 | 0:06:09 | |
He's going to blow! | 0:06:09 | 0:06:12 | |
-'..a-a-a-ahhh...' -Abandon nose! | 0:06:12 | 0:06:14 | |
O-o-ow-w-w! | 0:06:16 | 0:06:19 | |
A-a-a-a-aachoo! | 0:06:22 | 0:06:26 | |
SWOOSH | 0:06:26 | 0:06:27 | |
PLOP | 0:06:27 | 0:06:28 | |
You should put your hand over your mouth when you sneeze. | 0:06:28 | 0:06:32 | |
Come with me, and buy some tissues! | 0:06:32 | 0:06:34 | |
Looks like a throat job, sir! | 0:06:36 | 0:06:38 | |
OK, let's find the tonsils! | 0:06:38 | 0:06:40 | |
Hey, thanks for saving me back there. | 0:06:42 | 0:06:45 | |
Goes with the territory, sir. Proud to be of service. | 0:06:45 | 0:06:47 | |
Hey, cool! | 0:06:55 | 0:06:59 | |
Help yourself to tissues. I need to have a word with Tony. | 0:06:59 | 0:07:03 | |
Wait for your chance, then grab the sniffilator from that soldier. | 0:07:09 | 0:07:13 | |
I can't do that. She saved me life! | 0:07:13 | 0:07:15 | |
Company, HALT! | 0:07:15 | 0:07:18 | |
Deploy sniffilators! | 0:07:20 | 0:07:22 | |
-Tony, come back here! -Oh! | 0:07:26 | 0:07:28 | |
DRUMROLL | 0:07:30 | 0:07:33 | |
Gotcha! | 0:07:33 | 0:07:35 | |
OK, you win. | 0:07:38 | 0:07:41 | |
A-a-aachoo! | 0:07:41 | 0:07:44 | |
-What's that? -Watch out, everybody! | 0:07:47 | 0:07:50 | |
THEY SCREAM | 0:07:50 | 0:07:53 | |
Oh! | 0:07:53 | 0:07:54 | |
Don't worry, sir, I'm OK. | 0:07:55 | 0:07:58 | |
-Where are we going? -We're gettin' out of here! | 0:08:00 | 0:08:02 | |
With this! | 0:08:02 | 0:08:04 | |
Hey, stop! Come back with that sniffilator! | 0:08:04 | 0:08:07 | |
Come on. We've got to get it to the lab! | 0:08:10 | 0:08:14 | |
-We'll take Larry's van. -There's no keys. | 0:08:14 | 0:08:17 | |
Oh, wait till I get my hands on Tony. | 0:08:20 | 0:08:24 | |
Yeah! | 0:08:25 | 0:08:27 | |
We find the sniffilator, then we get out of here. | 0:08:29 | 0:08:33 | |
You, 2 million press ups. | 0:08:33 | 0:08:35 | |
Sir, yes sir! | 0:08:35 | 0:08:36 | |
Huh? | 0:08:39 | 0:08:41 | |
Erm, you seen Sonia anywhere? | 0:08:41 | 0:08:43 | |
You thieving slimeball! | 0:08:43 | 0:08:45 | |
I ought to turn you into a dung beetle! | 0:08:45 | 0:08:49 | |
This feels wrong, Ziggy! I think we should give it back. | 0:08:49 | 0:08:53 | |
You're going to be a scientific hero! | 0:08:53 | 0:08:55 | |
And I'm going to be free! | 0:08:55 | 0:08:57 | |
Uh-ha! Uh-ha! Uh-ha! | 0:08:57 | 0:09:01 | |
Hey! | 0:09:05 | 0:09:07 | |
Uh-ha! Uh-ha! You again! | 0:09:08 | 0:09:10 | |
Come on, Diego! | 0:09:11 | 0:09:13 | |
Say your goodbyes, and let's GO! | 0:09:13 | 0:09:17 | |
You're toast, buddy! | 0:09:17 | 0:09:18 | |
Nobody takes my sniffilator and lives to tell the tale. | 0:09:18 | 0:09:21 | |
You've got me all wrong. | 0:09:21 | 0:09:23 | |
Here! I may be a simple camel, | 0:09:23 | 0:09:25 | |
but there are lines in the sand, me hooves will NOT cross! | 0:09:25 | 0:09:29 | |
Hi-yee! | 0:09:29 | 0:09:31 | |
What did you do with the sniffilator? | 0:09:34 | 0:09:36 | |
Uh... | 0:09:36 | 0:09:38 | |
A-a-r-rghh! | 0:09:38 | 0:09:41 | |
Where'd you get THAT? | 0:09:45 | 0:09:47 | |
It came with me delivery of feather dusters. Why? | 0:09:47 | 0:09:49 | |
Feather dusters? | 0:09:49 | 0:09:52 | |
Put this one on Diego's account! | 0:09:52 | 0:09:54 | |
Congratulations! | 0:09:57 | 0:10:00 | |
You passed the ultimate test - | 0:10:00 | 0:10:02 | |
to recover a sniffilator from hostile territory. | 0:10:02 | 0:10:06 | |
Huh? | 0:10:06 | 0:10:08 | |
This, my friend, is the Sniffilator, Mark Two. | 0:10:08 | 0:10:11 | |
Outwardly identical, but ten times as powerful. | 0:10:11 | 0:10:14 | |
It comes with your promotion, to General! | 0:10:14 | 0:10:16 | |
-Oh! -And to yours, | 0:10:16 | 0:10:19 | |
as Platoon Commander! | 0:10:19 | 0:10:21 | |
TRUMPET PLAYS | 0:10:21 | 0:10:25 | |
Good work, men. As you were! | 0:10:25 | 0:10:27 | |
Number four, take over! | 0:10:27 | 0:10:29 | |
Sir, yes sir! Platoon, quick march! | 0:10:29 | 0:10:32 | |
Left, left, left, right, left! | 0:10:32 | 0:10:35 | |
I don't know what's going on here, | 0:10:37 | 0:10:39 | |
but you owe me for a feather duster. | 0:10:39 | 0:10:42 | |
-I do? -Mind you, I still don't understand why Tony left it | 0:10:42 | 0:10:45 | |
for me to find in Larry's van. | 0:10:45 | 0:10:48 | |
What did you find in Larry's van? | 0:10:48 | 0:10:50 | |
-This! -Huh? | 0:10:50 | 0:10:52 | |
First, Tony took it, | 0:10:52 | 0:10:53 | |
and then he just left it there, on the front seat. | 0:10:53 | 0:10:57 | |
I don't know what he was up to. | 0:10:57 | 0:10:59 | |
Wha.... | 0:10:59 | 0:11:00 | |
Wai-i-i-t-t! | 0:11:04 | 0:11:07 | |
Bye, sir. Thanks for everything! | 0:11:08 | 0:11:10 | |
Oh-h... A-a-a-ahhh... | 0:11:15 | 0:11:18 | |
a-a-a-ahhh... A-a-aachoo-o-o! | 0:11:18 | 0:11:23 | |
COUGHING | 0:11:28 | 0:11:30 | |
HE WAILS | 0:11:30 | 0:11:33 | |
Poor Ziggy! It seems he was telling the truth | 0:11:33 | 0:11:35 | |
about genies catching colds. | 0:11:35 | 0:11:37 | |
How long's he been in quarantine now? | 0:11:37 | 0:11:39 | |
Ooh, must be about a week. | 0:11:39 | 0:11:42 | |
Such a shame! | 0:11:42 | 0:11:44 | |
'A-a-a-ahhh... | 0:11:44 | 0:11:46 | |
'a-a-a-ahhh... | 0:11:46 | 0:11:48 | |
'choo-o-o-o! | 0:11:48 | 0:11:51 | |
'A-a-aachoo!' | 0:11:51 | 0:11:53 | |
Subtitles by Red Bee Media Ltd | 0:11:57 | 0:11:59 | |
E-mail [email protected] | 0:11:59 | 0:12:01 |