Chaos at the Museum Trust Me I'm a Genie

I was hit by a can, opened it and out popped a genie!

# Three wishes set me free

# Trust me, I'm a genie

-# Wish one

-And on that first day

-# I got my very own cafe

-Ta-da!

-# Wish two

-That was cool

# I got my own swimming pool Hee-hee!

# But then I dropped the magic can

# It filled with sand

# And the works got jammed!

# Wish three - a total catastrophe

# The genie raved and ranted But no third wish was granted

# If one more wish comes true

# Then I'll be free from you

# Trust me, I'm a genie. #

We live in the middle of the desert and when we go to a museum,

we end up in the middle of the desert. I have to get out of here.

And here is our museum's main exhibit.

ALL: Oooh!

Dromakhamon III's golden beetle.

The Pharaoh and the divine Ritapartra were so in love

that they locked their souls into this jewel forever.

Legend has it that as long as they remain together,

the world's equilibrium is protected from chaos.

Isn't that cute?

That can't have been easy to do. How did he do it?

The dude must have had a portable karma.

I read about it in Zen And Cool Mag.

Yeah, well, chaos-wise, he failed.

A wish - I must find a new third wish.

I wish to find the golden beetle.

This plan is perfect!

It simply cannot fail. This is just great!

Follow me, please.

Ow!

Beep! Beep! Beep!

It can't be! It's a disaster! What's going to become of us?

Oh, the poor separate little souls! What can we do for them?

Well, the thief is obviously an amateur.

-He only took half of the beetle.

-Whoa, there, easy now!

Let's not get over-excited. Perhaps he just wanted to sell it.

No, it's worthless without the other half!

It will only bring problems upon him.

Diego, you can save the world!

Make the wish to find the golden beetle and get us out of this chaos.

Please, please help us.

You must do it, please, please, please!

OK, de-stress, guys!

-I wish to find the thief. That's my third wish.

-Yay!

Oh, no, no. Not the thief, no!

It's the beetle you should ask for, Diego.

That way, I can hit two birds with one stone.

See, I'm not just a pretty face.

Ziggy, come on!

OK, I'll see what I can do but, you know my magic isn't always...

Oh, all right, then.

I call upon the powers that be To grant this wish and set me free.

What's that?

It's a fingerprint analyser. It's very efficient.

As soon as you find the thief's print,

his face and Sat Nav position are displayed.

With it, he's toast.

Excellent! Try it out on the golden beetle's remaining half.

-He must have touched it.

-What if he wore gloves?

I somehow doubt that.

A-ha! I told you he was an amateur.

-Error.

-What's going on?

We only have half of the thief's fingerprints.

Really? Great news! Well, I mean...

Undergoing localisation of the other half of the fingerprint.

-Please, wait.

-Oh, no. It also has that option.

-I've never failed a wish so badly.

-Stop it, Ziggy.

It's going to tell us where the other piece is

and that's obviously not far from the thief.

We're going to fulfil the wish, so smile!

SCREAMING

Help, monster!

Monster!

-What's going on?

-Good question.

Hello, Madam. Could you tell me where and who I am, please?

Droma, Droma!

It's... It's Droma!

Droma? Hmm, thank you.

Chaos! It's here. We're all doomed!

Don't be so dramatic. There must be a solu...

Ziggy! Larry, look after Droma. I'll be back.

Hey, don't forget me!

Cool, man. Ultimate levitation.

Monster!

Where do you think you're going?

I'm going to zap you with the Ziggy special bin indigestion.

-All right, Zig?

-I've been better.

Diego, this can't go on any longer.

I've got something to tell you.

-Localisation of the fingerprint complete.

-What?

There's no time, Ziggy. The beetle is here.

Hey, you!

Stop that sponge!

Leave us alone, you silly greenery.

Argh!

It's getting away.

I've never seen such incompetent detection.

We must get out of here and quickly!

Dude, are you sure you're on top form there?

I must have pharaoh-onically hurt myself to have so many bandages.

No, man. Bad idea getting all undressed.

You've been asleep for several thousand years

so your chakra is slightly upset.

I feel much better!

But where is the other half? Where is Ritapartra's soul?

Good morning, Mrs. How are the strawberries doing this year?

Ooooh! Who dared steal my beloved's soul?

A sponge stole it.

According to the Sat Nav, it's heading towards the ocean.

A thieving sponge, wild palm trees?

What kind of strange world are we living in now?

Don't act so smart, Droma.

It's your beetle that brought on all this chaos.

That's very strange. That whale is flying on its back.

Oh no, I'm the one who's upside-down.

I just had a wild and wicked idea to catch the thief.

Do you want in? Come on!

Hey, what about me?

Diego, don't let go!

Woo-hoo! Whale surfing, dude! How cool is that?

Whoa, this rocks!

The sun is very high up in the sky tonight, isn't it?

Hold on, my love.

Take the second street on the left and then straight on

toward Oasis Beach.

-Monster!

-Help!

-The sponge, there it is! We can't let it get away!

-Let's go!

-Whoa!

-Whoa!

Help me!

Hey, wait up!

I've got it!

Oh, dear. I've touched it with my fingers full of prints.

How silly of me!

Whoo, my head is spinning and it's quite enjoyable.

Oh, Droma, you've changed your style but you're still as handsome.

Awesome extremeness, Zazie. You rock!

Ziggy. Ziggy! You OK?

I'm rinsed.

What are you going to do now?

Send your souls back inside the beetle?

Enough of that golden beetle.

Let's share the same sarcophagus forever, my dear Ritapartra.

I'm taking you on a second honeymoon.

Oh, my Droma, baby.

You're such a romantic.

The chaos that shook the town up is finally over

and the museum's entire collection is now in the streets.

What do you think of that, Mr Curator?

Art knows no boundaries.

Oasiswood's Museum is extremely delighted to present

the greatest open day of its history.

-If you don't come to art, art must come to you.

-And that...

What about me? I'm the one who saved the world from chaos.

Hang on, Diego.

If you caught the thieving sponge and found the half-beetle,

why is Ziggy still the prisoner of his can?

Yeah, why is that, by the way?

Er, um... Oh, forget it. It's really not important.

Wow, Ziggy's taking things really well for once.

I reckon this experience improved his karma greatly.

ALL: Ha-ha-ha!

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