Photo of the Year Trust Me I'm a Genie


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I was hit by a can, opened it and out popped a genie!

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# Three wishes set me free

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# Trust me, I'm a genie

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-# Wish one

-And on that first day

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-# I got my very own cafe

-Taa-daa!

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-# Wish two

-That was cool

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-# I got my own swimming pool

-Hee-hee!

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# But then I dropped the magic can

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# It filled with sand

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# And the works got jammed

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-# Wish three

-A total catastrophe

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# The genie raved and ranted

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# But no third wish was granted

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# If one more wish comes true

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# Then I'll be free from you

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# Trust me, I'm a genie. #

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Look, Ziggy! Wake up!

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What do you want? No, I'm not recyclable.

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You absolutely MUST check this out.

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-So?

-Indeed. Like you said, I just checked it out.

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But now, you can select the lot

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and store them in delete, just like that.

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Are they that bad?

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-No. Much worse.

-I spent ages and ages on those pics.

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I suppose I'll never be like the photographers

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in the Famous Photos Of The World exhibition.

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You know what? You do have some talent.

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You just need a little extra juice, to make all the difference.

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What kind of extra juice?

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A wish! With my help,

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you can exhibit your photos wherever you like.

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Even in the Famous Photos exhibition.

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Oh...

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Oh, what talent! I mean, where did he get it from?

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The depth of colour, the meticulous framing, the big close-ups.

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This is the work of pure genius!

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CHEERING

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I wish my photos could be exhibited

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in Oasiswood's Famous Photos Of The World exhibition!

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Your wish, in a flash!

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I call upon the powers that be

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to grant this wish and set me free!

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WHOOSHING

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Oh, well. We can still go and see the exhibition.

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Stay positive! Something must've happened.

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Uh...take your camera, for instance.

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It must have become magical. Or not.

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On the other hand, there's nothing worth snapping here.

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You should try it outside.

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LIFT DRONES

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Woah!

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The ground floor feels really low down today.

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LIFT CRASHES

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Ziggy, what have you done this time?

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This way.

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Wow! Where can we be?

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Ouch! Couldn't they put a sign up?

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A footprint! Of course! This is amazing!

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The lift wasn't going down levels, but years!

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We've gone back 65 million years, Diego,

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and we are now in prehistoric times!

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Hang on, don't get me wrong.

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Prehistoric times are impressive,

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but what's it got to do with my wish?

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Think about it! Nobody has ever taken a picture of a dinosaur.

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If you do, you'll be in the Famous Photos exhibition for sure!

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-GRUNTING

-Wha!?

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I'm sure there's an audience for pictures of dinosaur butts,

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but you can do better.

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-Like a picture from the front?

-You're a born photographer.

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Diplodocae are herbivores, so there's nothing to worry about!

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Hey! Give us a smile, ya big, prehistoric cow!

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-Ooh.

-Wah!

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DIPLODOCUS ROARS Let's get out of here!

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Hey! You're not supposed to be carnivorous!

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Ziggy, I think you've hurt its feelings!

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FEET THUMP

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You want to play games with me, huh, Daisy?

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Come on, then! Come and chew me now!

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Ha, ha! Did you see that?

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I have the soul of a cowboy!

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Yippee-kai-yay! Ha, ha!

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-So, how many pics did you take?

-You're safe and sound.

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That was so scary. I didn't even dare look.

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What was the point of going to so much trouble?

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GRUNTING

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CAMERA BEEPS

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Oops.

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Quick! Into the tree!

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I haven't showered for three days, so I really won't taste too good.

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Argh!

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Oh!

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Um...do you think they'll take offence

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if I don't finish all me plate?

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Oh, so that's what their little arms were for. Thanks, Rexie.

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-You're a lovely dino.

-Yeah, yeah. We'll get to know each other later.

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We have a photo to take, remember?

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There ya go. Nice and relaxed. Athletic style.

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Don't be afraid, it's just the flash. There's nothing to...

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That's not it, Deigo...look! Ooh-hoo-hoo...hide!

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Argh! Come on, Ziggy! Please help me!

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Relax, and whatever you do, don't let go of the camera! I'm a-comin'!

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Calm down, you gawky geckos.

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Ziggy has the answer.

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Trust me, I'm a genie.

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Plus, I'm 65 million years more evolved than you guys,

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so I know what I'm doing here.

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Wah!

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Oh...

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THEY SNORE

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Psst.

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(I wouldn't be against a bit of help, here.)

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-What happened here, then?

-(I'm not sure I want to talk about it.

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(But being a bird's blanket is not great.

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(And they've got way too many toys already.)

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Well, if this isn't a brilliant photo opportunity

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for the exhibition, I'm no longer a genie!

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This'll get your photo in the exhibit for sure!

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CAMERA BEEPS

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THEY SQUAWK

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SCREECHING Argh!

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Oh, look at the pretty cartoon!

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Wah!

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Oh...

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OK, OK. Let's not forget what we're here for.

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Thanks for everything.

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Mind them meteorites, now.

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Apparently they fly low at this time of year.

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Bye! We'll meet again in a museum.

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Hey, you! Go graze in a field!

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-You're standing on the road, here!

-Ziggy!

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DIPLODOCUS ROARS

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Well, I can't believe how touchy that diplodocus is.

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-Ziggy, we've got a problem.

-Do something about it, then.

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Throw stuff at it. I don't know!

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Woah... Argh!

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Yeah, it worked!

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We did...um...oh, Ziggy!

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Please tell me the camera wasn't in that rucksack.

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No!

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No, no! The exhibition!

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My freedom...

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There's the camp. This way, quick.

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Thanks, Rexie. You're a great taxi.

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ROARING Argh!

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-Open up, man.

-Come on, open up!

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-Yippee!

-Yippee!

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Look! The memory card!

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The photos are on there!

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Ziggy! No!

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-Oh!

-I've got it. Freedom is mine!

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What've you two been up to this time?

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Forget the question, I don't want to know.

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You're going to ruin my lunch.

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Welcome to the Famous Photos Of The World exhibition.

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May I have the pleasure of seeing your pictures?

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Hmm. Excellent mastery of retouching and special effects.

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It's worthy of the Oasiswood studios.

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-Wow!

-But for the exhibition... We want real pictures.

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Authentic shots, not computer-animated.

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-But they're all real!

-Of course they're real.

-Ha, ha, ha!

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Sorry, we can't show them here. Next!

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-No, not again!

-Hold on, wait a minute. This is it.

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What an impressive shot.

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Vivid and expressive. Now, that's authentic.

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Never has disappointment been snapped so well.

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Who took this marvellous shot?

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This picture will fit perfectly in the exhibition. Why so glum?

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You should be proud of yourself.

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I can't believe it.

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There'll be a picture of me in the Famous Photos exhibition!

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Come on, get a move on! We don't want to be late!

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Well done! You must be so pleased.

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Yeah! Top karma, Ziggy.

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