Freedom at Last Trust Me I'm a Genie


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I was hit by a can, opened it and out popped a genie!

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# Three wishes set me free

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# Trust me, I'm a genie

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-# Wish one

-And on that first day

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-# I got my very own cafe

-Taa-daa!

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-# Wish two

-That was cool

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-# I got my own swimming pool

-Hee-hee!

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# But then I dropped the magic can

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# It filled with sand

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# And the works got jammed

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-# Wish three

-A total catastrophe

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# The genie raved and ranted

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# But no third wish was granted

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# If one more wish comes true

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# Then I'll be free from you

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# Trust me, I'm a genie. #

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Hoo-oh-oh!

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There must be some way of getting rid of this can!

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Hoo-ya! Oh! Wooooaaah!

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Just a few more inches and freedom will be mi-i-i-ine.

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Waaaaah! Ooh!

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Wah-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh! Waaaaah!

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-Tony, you haven't seen my CD, have you?

-Me?

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No, cross my heart and hope to die from thunderbolts from the sky.

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BANG

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Huh! This must be made by yet another failed wish.

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Sorry, you wouldn't understand.

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-Do you still have the extreme flush option on your toilet?

-Huh?

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Wooooaaah! Watch out, man! That flush is pretty powerful!

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Aaaaah!

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Waaaaah! Woah!

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RUMBLING

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Sorry about the mess.

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# Do-do-do-do-do... #

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Diego, we've got a problem.

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-What're you up to Ziggy?

-Za-za-zag-yuhhhhh! Waaaaah!

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Woo-woo-wah-ha! Ahh! Wah-ha!

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EXPLOSION

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Things must be serious if Ziggy is apologising.

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This can't go on any longer, Diego.

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You absolutely must come up with a third wish.

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Relax man, there's no pressure. Just wish for something easy.

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-And infallible.

-Yeah, what about a diamond?

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-Even a tiny one, like my tail.

-Or, cleaning up my living room.

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Even if the wish fails, Ziggy can sweep up old-school style.

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Or just a beautiful rose.

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-I wish that Ziggy could be free!

-What?

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-Is that an official wish?

-300% official!

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-This is your big chance, me old mate.

-Farewell, wretched can!

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I call upon the powers that be, to grant this wish and set me free!

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-MUFFLED:

-Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha. Thanks for trying, Diego,

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but don't trust me, I'm a useless genie.

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That's odd. There's usually something that...

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DISTANT WHISTLING

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-CRASH

-Yee-ha-ha!

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It's as cool as a flying surfboard.

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I wonder how a magic carpet can free me?

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-Woooooaaah!

-Ho-ho, yeah!

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Wooooo!

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-'You have reached your destination.'

-What's all this? BOTH: Ooh!

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-ROBOTIC VOICE:

-Requesting personal particulars.

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Erm, Diego and Ziggy.

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Jetsibor is expecting you in his office.

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Here's our hero. Well, it isn't every day that such a wish is made.

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-How does it work? Do I have to sign something?

-Not sign. Find.

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Each genie is magically linked to a particular object

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and cannot be freed without using another particular object.

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-And what do I need for a tin-can-type genie?

-Hmm, let's see.

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You need to use the genie-versal.

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Heh, what's the catch?

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Do I have to take part in a deadly sports contest? Or face a dragon?

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No, you simply need to see Zorbo, the wish-granting clerk.

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He keeps all the genie objects in his workshop.

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Give this to him, but hurry, the office closes at 5pm.

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BOTH: Woooooaaah!

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-ZIGGY SPLUTTERS

-Erm, yeah, OK.

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Giant, gold, ingot.

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Ah, no problem, it's a classic.

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I call upon the powers that be, to use this ingot to set him free.

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Hee-hee-hee.

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-Yippee! I'm rich!

-RUMBLING

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Oh, no!

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Hee-hee-hee-hee.

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Why doesn't anyone just ask for an unlimited bank account these days?

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Ah, well, anyway. What can I do for you?

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Special freedom form for a Zig...Ziggy?

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-THE Ziggy?

-Ah, my reputation precedes me. Ha-ha.

-Yeah, right!

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You're the worst genie I've ever seen!

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You're the one who's been giving me so much hard work!

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It's not my fault... if my can is defective!

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You should look after your things!

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Making a non-sandproofed can and leaving it in the desert was stupid!

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If you'd done a better job, I wouldn't be here!

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-Now, give us the can opener, pronto!

-Not in your wildest wishes.

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Uh, Ziggy, it's nearly time!

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Relax, this problem is going to be sorted out in two ticks.

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-A-ha!

-Ah!

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MACHINE WHIRRS

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Waaaaah!

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-Right, let's go. It's time to stop fighting!

-Let go of me!

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I'm just getting started.

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You're lucky this time!

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OK, let's go!

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BOTH: Ooh!

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-It's all going...

-I'm good, I'm good. We got the can opener.

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Diego, do you accept Ziggy, your genie, can be free?

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-I do.

-Very well.

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With the power invested in me, you may now free your genie.

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Woah! Woo-hoo-hoo.

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This is it, I'm free! My powers have finally returned.

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My magic works properly again!

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Do you imagine the look on everyone's faces when we go back to the oasis?

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Whaddaya mean, go back to the oasis?

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That's all over! You can't stay together any longer.

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It's against the genie code!

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Liberation, Contract Nine, Appendix C, Clause 81F.

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Genies must disappear from their master's life,

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after his three wishes have been fulfilled.

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What happens if we stay together?

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If a genie makes contact with his master,

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after his three fulfilled wishes, he automatically loses all his powers.

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He won't be able to make objects appear anymore, or be invincible!

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And worst of all, he'll have to walk everywhere!

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But I've got my powers and Diego's here.

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Here, is genie country!

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Why don't you stay here?

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I can give you a new cafe and anything else you like!

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What about me friends?

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Sorry, Ziggy, but I belong with them.

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RINGING

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ANGRY SQUAWKING

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My wife, Shepet. She got a bit of a temper.

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Yes, my darling, I'm coming, right away.

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Now, say goodbye.

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Ahh!

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Eh, can anyone see anything?

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You mean, other than sky?

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Ahhhhh!

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ALL: Diego!

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Yes, the wish was successfully fulfilled.

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-Why are you looking so glum, then?

-And where is Ziggy?

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He won't be coming back.

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-It's forbidden by genie law.

-Oh, dear, poor old Diego. I'm so sorry.

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I've burned a DVD with all of Ziggy's TV appearances!

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Shall we watch it together?

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LAUGHTER

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Oh, good old Ziggy! Always ready to make a huge mess.

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-ZIGGY:

-Oh no, it really wasn't my fault, that time!

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ALL EXCEPT DIEGO LAUGH

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Ziggy? Is it really you?

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-Ha-ha-ha!

-Yeeeah!

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Oh, woah, easy there! I'm no longer indestructible.

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Plus, the oasis is miles away from anywhere. Especially on foot!

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You decided to lose all your powers, just to see us again?

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Genie land is great and all, but everything is too perfect.

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It's just no fun.

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But still, I didn't leave empty handed.

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No way! I can't believe you stole...

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-Borrowed it for an indeterminable period of time. Ha-ha-ha.

-Wow!

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So, let's grant some wishes!

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ALL: Yippee!

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THUNDER CRASHES

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'Ziggy, give me back my ball!'

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Ziggy, you have broken genie law,

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and your sentence will be effective instantly.

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Your latest wish is cancelled.

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Ziggy will only be free,

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once he ensures Diego's final wish is fulfilled.

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And Diego, you are forbidden to make the same wish again.

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Oh, no! I'm right back where I started!

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-No, Ziggy, you're right back where you belong.

-With your mates.

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We wouldn't want you to be perfect anyway, Ziggy.

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But the next wish will be!

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Trust me, I'm a camel!

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