No Pain, No Gain! Trust Me I'm a Genie
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I was hit by a can, opened it and out popped a genie! | 0:00:02 | 0:00:04 | |
# Three wishes set me free | 0:00:04 | 0:00:07 | |
# Trust me, I'm a genie | 0:00:08 | 0:00:10 | |
# Wish one! | 0:00:10 | 0:00:11 | |
# And on that first day, I got me very own cafe | 0:00:11 | 0:00:15 | |
# Wish two! | 0:00:15 | 0:00:16 | |
# That was cool, I got me own swimming pool | 0:00:16 | 0:00:21 | |
# But then I dropped the magic can | 0:00:21 | 0:00:23 | |
-# And it filled with sand -(I'm a genie) | 0:00:24 | 0:00:27 | |
# And the works got jammed | 0:00:27 | 0:00:29 | |
# Wish three! | 0:00:29 | 0:00:31 | |
# A total catastrophe, the genie raved and ranted | 0:00:31 | 0:00:35 | |
# But no third wish was granted | 0:00:35 | 0:00:37 | |
# If one more wish comes true | 0:00:38 | 0:00:41 | |
# Then I'll be free from you | 0:00:41 | 0:00:43 | |
# Trust me, I'm a genie. # | 0:00:43 | 0:00:46 | |
Double six. | 0:00:59 | 0:01:01 | |
Oh, yeah! | 0:01:01 | 0:01:03 | |
-Hey, are you sure you're not cheating? -No cheating, guys. | 0:01:03 | 0:01:07 | |
Just the power of the mind. | 0:01:07 | 0:01:09 | |
I threw a double, so... I gets to go again. | 0:01:09 | 0:01:14 | |
Double six again! | 0:01:16 | 0:01:18 | |
Whoa! | 0:01:21 | 0:01:23 | |
Whoa! | 0:01:24 | 0:01:26 | |
HE WHISTLES | 0:01:29 | 0:01:31 | |
-That IS cheating. -B-B-But... | 0:01:32 | 0:01:34 | |
No need to wreck the game just cos you're losing, bro! | 0:01:34 | 0:01:39 | |
Relax, will you? It's only a game. | 0:01:39 | 0:01:42 | |
Urgh! | 0:01:47 | 0:01:48 | |
Hurgh! | 0:01:49 | 0:01:51 | |
Grrrr! | 0:01:53 | 0:01:54 | |
CRASH! | 0:01:55 | 0:01:57 | |
CRASH! | 0:02:02 | 0:02:04 | |
What a wimp. You need some muscles, my friend. | 0:02:07 | 0:02:10 | |
Don't listen to him, Diego. | 0:02:11 | 0:02:13 | |
If the mind is strong, the body will follow. | 0:02:13 | 0:02:18 | |
"If the mind is strong, the body will follow"! | 0:02:18 | 0:02:22 | |
What kind of garbage is that? Look at the state of him. | 0:02:22 | 0:02:26 | |
He looks fine to me. Don't listen to him, Diego. | 0:02:26 | 0:02:29 | |
Come here. You're an intelligent camel. | 0:02:29 | 0:02:33 | |
Who are you going to believe? | 0:02:33 | 0:02:35 | |
A surf dude who spent his life in the desert | 0:02:35 | 0:02:38 | |
and never achieved anything, or a talented genie | 0:02:38 | 0:02:42 | |
who's travelled the world and understands how it works? | 0:02:42 | 0:02:46 | |
Right answer! Weaklings don't get anywhere in this life! | 0:02:46 | 0:02:50 | |
But you... You want to be admired, am I right... | 0:02:50 | 0:02:53 | |
Er... | 0:02:53 | 0:02:55 | |
-..respected... -Well... -..powerful? -Not so powerful. | 0:02:55 | 0:03:00 | |
Larry always says power is a corrupting influence. | 0:03:00 | 0:03:04 | |
But you want Rita, don't you? | 0:03:08 | 0:03:12 | |
Oh. Well, yeah. Sure. | 0:03:13 | 0:03:15 | |
-Definitely, like! -And Rita's not interested in weaklings, is she? | 0:03:15 | 0:03:20 | |
You've seen Sam Sahara. Is Sam Sahara a weakling? | 0:03:20 | 0:03:24 | |
Er...no. | 0:03:24 | 0:03:27 | |
-Exactly! So you know what you've got to do. -What? -Make a wish! | 0:03:27 | 0:03:32 | |
Think of everything you'd get if you were the world's strongest camel. | 0:03:32 | 0:03:36 | |
Admiration! | 0:03:38 | 0:03:39 | |
Ooh! | 0:03:39 | 0:03:41 | |
Respect! | 0:03:41 | 0:03:43 | |
HE LAUGHS | 0:03:43 | 0:03:45 | |
Ooh! | 0:03:45 | 0:03:47 | |
Gulp! | 0:03:47 | 0:03:48 | |
Ooh! | 0:03:48 | 0:03:49 | |
RECORD NEEDLE SCRATCHES | 0:03:54 | 0:03:56 | |
Genie, I've chosen me third wish! | 0:03:56 | 0:03:59 | |
I wish to be the strongest camel in the world! | 0:03:59 | 0:04:04 | |
I call upon the powers that be | 0:04:07 | 0:04:10 | |
Make Diego strong and set me free! | 0:04:10 | 0:04:14 | |
DISTANT RUMBLING | 0:04:21 | 0:04:23 | |
Er... Oh, Ziggy! | 0:04:27 | 0:04:29 | |
What's that? | 0:04:29 | 0:04:31 | |
Is someone going to tell me what's going on here? | 0:04:31 | 0:04:35 | |
You drag me away from training! | 0:04:35 | 0:04:38 | |
Send me back to Jumbostan immediately! | 0:04:38 | 0:04:42 | |
Excuse me. | 0:04:42 | 0:04:43 | |
-Did I hear you say "training"? -Yes! | 0:04:43 | 0:04:48 | |
Well. And what's the sport, if I may be so bold as to ask? | 0:04:48 | 0:04:53 | |
Tractor throwing. Jumbostan has the best tractor throwers in the world. | 0:04:53 | 0:04:58 | |
And I train them. | 0:04:58 | 0:05:00 | |
Since you're here, how do you feel about training my friend, Diego? | 0:05:00 | 0:05:06 | |
HE GULPS | 0:05:06 | 0:05:07 | |
What? Him?! He doesn't look like he could even throw a fridge. | 0:05:07 | 0:05:12 | |
Urgh! Ah! Eeh! Argh! | 0:05:13 | 0:05:16 | |
Ah, a complete waste of time. I'm out of here. | 0:05:18 | 0:05:22 | |
Give it a try. Suppose we call you a taxi | 0:05:23 | 0:05:26 | |
and you give him a few tips while you wait? | 0:05:26 | 0:05:29 | |
Wait! Think of the publicity! | 0:05:29 | 0:05:31 | |
"Jumbostan coach achieves the impossible," could make you famous. | 0:05:31 | 0:05:36 | |
I am famous. | 0:05:36 | 0:05:38 | |
Of course, if you're not up to it, that's different. | 0:05:39 | 0:05:43 | |
Say that again, you little wuss. | 0:05:43 | 0:05:45 | |
Personally, I'm sure you are. | 0:05:45 | 0:05:48 | |
But when I call the other coaches to get someone to replace you, | 0:05:48 | 0:05:52 | |
word might get out and ruin your reputation. | 0:05:52 | 0:05:56 | |
You know, "Cast-iron coach defeated by Diego the drip." | 0:05:56 | 0:06:00 | |
But what do I know? I could be wrong. | 0:06:00 | 0:06:04 | |
You...whatever you are, stop twiddling your thumbs | 0:06:05 | 0:06:09 | |
and start warming up! Now! | 0:06:09 | 0:06:12 | |
Gulp! | 0:06:12 | 0:06:13 | |
Three, four... | 0:06:15 | 0:06:16 | |
Three, four... | 0:06:16 | 0:06:18 | |
Come on! Move yourself! | 0:06:19 | 0:06:21 | |
Yeah! Work that body, Diego! | 0:06:21 | 0:06:23 | |
No pain, no gain! | 0:06:23 | 0:06:26 | |
# Diego, Diego, D-I-E-G-O. # | 0:06:26 | 0:06:29 | |
I... | 0:06:30 | 0:06:32 | |
-Oh! -Get up, you maggot! | 0:06:33 | 0:06:35 | |
I want you splitting rocks in two with your fist! | 0:06:35 | 0:06:39 | |
Wow! | 0:06:42 | 0:06:44 | |
That is so cool! I want to know how to do that! | 0:06:44 | 0:06:48 | |
Oh, let's get training! What do I do? | 0:06:48 | 0:06:52 | |
First exercise, level zero. | 0:06:52 | 0:06:54 | |
Children in Jumbostan can do this before they walk. | 0:06:54 | 0:06:58 | |
You're going to pull up a tree with your bare hands! | 0:06:58 | 0:07:02 | |
Easy, huh? Get it? The secret's in the wrist action. | 0:07:07 | 0:07:11 | |
Oh, yeah. Oh, that's nice. | 0:07:11 | 0:07:14 | |
HE SLURPS DRINK | 0:07:14 | 0:07:16 | |
In position! | 0:07:16 | 0:07:17 | |
HE BLOWS WHISTLE | 0:07:21 | 0:07:23 | |
Urgh! | 0:07:27 | 0:07:28 | |
HE PANTS | 0:07:29 | 0:07:31 | |
Argh! | 0:07:38 | 0:07:39 | |
Ha! | 0:07:41 | 0:07:43 | |
Think about your reputation. | 0:07:48 | 0:07:51 | |
We'll take a break. I'll give you a massage. | 0:08:07 | 0:08:10 | |
Aw! Eh! Aw! Eh! | 0:08:11 | 0:08:13 | |
Argh! | 0:08:13 | 0:08:15 | |
Oh, hey! A tractor! | 0:08:18 | 0:08:21 | |
Where? | 0:08:21 | 0:08:22 | |
GARBLED UNDERWATER SPEECH | 0:08:37 | 0:08:40 | |
Hey, Diego. How's the training going? | 0:08:58 | 0:09:02 | |
You have to help me, guys! | 0:09:02 | 0:09:05 | |
Where can he be? No-one runs out on one of my training sessions! | 0:09:06 | 0:09:10 | |
GENIE PANTS | 0:09:12 | 0:09:14 | |
GENIE CONTINUES TO PANT | 0:09:17 | 0:09:19 | |
On your feet, maggot! | 0:09:22 | 0:09:24 | |
You won't learn how to break a rock in two | 0:09:24 | 0:09:27 | |
messing around with your hippy friend. Back to work! | 0:09:27 | 0:09:31 | |
Really? I'm about to split this rock in two, | 0:09:32 | 0:09:36 | |
using nothing more than the power of my mind. | 0:09:36 | 0:09:40 | |
Split a stone with your mind! This I've got to see. Ha-ha-ha! | 0:09:40 | 0:09:46 | |
Om... | 0:09:46 | 0:09:48 | |
Om... | 0:09:48 | 0:09:49 | |
Ho-ho-ho! My name's Maggot. I've got a really strong brain. | 0:09:49 | 0:09:54 | |
I'm going to split a stone, using nothing more than my mind. | 0:09:54 | 0:09:58 | |
Ha-ha-ha! | 0:09:58 | 0:10:00 | |
This is going nowhere. You've got to get him back to training. | 0:10:00 | 0:10:04 | |
You're right. Wuss, let's go! | 0:10:04 | 0:10:06 | |
RUMBLING | 0:10:06 | 0:10:08 | |
I don't believe it! | 0:10:11 | 0:10:14 | |
He did it! He's become super-strong! | 0:10:14 | 0:10:17 | |
Strong-minded, maybe, but it'll do. | 0:10:17 | 0:10:21 | |
-It'll do! -How did you do that? I don't believe it! | 0:10:21 | 0:10:25 | |
-Teach me. -When you can break this training pebble | 0:10:25 | 0:10:29 | |
using nothing but the power of your mind | 0:10:29 | 0:10:32 | |
-I'll be able to teach you my technique. -Oh, yes, please! | 0:10:32 | 0:10:36 | |
You have to go into the desert | 0:10:36 | 0:10:39 | |
-and find silence before you do anything else. -Of course. Silence. | 0:10:39 | 0:10:44 | |
It's obvious. Thank you. | 0:10:44 | 0:10:46 | |
Oh. Thanks, guys. You were great! | 0:10:53 | 0:10:56 | |
No problemo! You need a scam, I'm your man! | 0:10:56 | 0:11:00 | |
DRILLS WHIRR | 0:11:00 | 0:11:02 | |
Come on, Ziggy. Don't sulk. Coach and I didn't see eye-to-eye. | 0:11:06 | 0:11:11 | |
It would never have worked. | 0:11:11 | 0:11:13 | |
What an idiot! | 0:11:16 | 0:11:18 | |
I didn't think to ask Coach to lift the fridge for me. | 0:11:18 | 0:11:22 | |
You see, Diego? | 0:11:27 | 0:11:29 | |
That's the power of the mind for you. | 0:11:29 | 0:11:33 | |
Om... | 0:11:35 | 0:11:37 | |
Urgh. | 0:11:49 | 0:11:50 | |
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