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What's the hardest thing about learning to fly?

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Well, I guess getting off the ground would be really difficult,

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especially for me cos I don't have any feathers.

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So, how do I learn to fly? I don't know.

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And imagine, once you got up there, there's air traffic control

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to deal with and the bats cos they scare me.

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-What would I do to have to get around?

-No, no, no.

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-I'm going to have to figure this one out.

-It's... It's a joke.

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HE SIGHS

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That's what you call getting off to a flying start.

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What happens when liquid nitrogen comes face to face

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with a pit of balls?

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Will Guinea Pig fly?

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And which team will have the bottle to shine as musical marvels?

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All that and much more on Ultimate Brain.

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AUDIENCE CHEERS

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HE SINGS A TUNE

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That's my new air guitar. HE CONTINUES TUNE

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Pretty good, eh?

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I bought it on Oh-oh Bay.

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Ping! Oops!

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Broken string. So awkward.

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Let's do this thing.

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Time to meet the teams.

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Here's three brilliant brains in green.

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From East Sussex, it's...

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From fair London, in yellow...

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And our celebrity team in blue are the not-so-awkward

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but also sooo awkward...

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Yes!

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Here are the boys from So Awkward. It's the Blues.

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-Nice to meet you, Blues. How are you?

-Yeah, good thank you.

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Are you big science fans?

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-UNCONVINCINGLY:

-Yeah.

-Mainly Charlie.

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You're on the right show. And, Dr Archie, your character, Ollie,

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-is he a bit of a fan of science?

-Very much so, yes. He loves science.

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-Did you get to do some science stuff in the show?

-I did.

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I got a lot of props that involved a lot of meticulous button pushing,

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-but it was a lot of good fun.

-What's your team name?

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Awkward Sugababes, I love it.

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-Good luck to you, Blues.

-Thank you.

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Yellow, how are you doing?

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-Awesome!

-Awesome! I love that.

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-Where are you from, Yellows? ALL:

-London.

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London, mate. I hear you're a bit of a writer.

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I like writing fiction and adventure.

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Do you think you might write films one day...

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about a half-man, half-monkey who goes into space

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with his guinea pig friend?

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Need any actors for it? I'm available.

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What's your team name?

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Astrorats. That's a good name.

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Like lab rats but from space.

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Good to meet you, Yellows. Good luck.

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-Greens, how are you? ALL:

-Good.

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-Good to see you. Where are you from?

-East Sussex.

-Oh, very nice.

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Now then, Dr Ines, you're quite clever, aren't you?

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-Yes.

-A little bit clever.

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-I'm a member of Mensa.

-Mensa, for clever people.

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Of course, I'm a member of Mensa as well.

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What's your IQ, then?

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I think it's 162.

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Mine's 245 million, 700 billion and 92 trillion and a few more

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and a couple more and a bit more. HE LAUGHS

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What's your team name?

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Nice to meet you, Greens. Good luck on the show.

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Those are the teams and this is the show with a need for speed,

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a craving for creativity

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and a desire for incredibly ingenious ideas.

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Now, it's time for the warm up.

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Not that kind of warm up, GP. Bring me my questions.

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Ta very much. Are you ready, teams? Here we go.

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Pollyjuicers.

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-14.

-Is right.

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What word am I spelling backwards?

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The Awkward Sugababes.

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-Mercury.

-Is also right.

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What is this sound?

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Ti-ti-ti-ti-ti-ti-ti-ti-ti.

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Pollyjuicers.

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-Is it a grasshopper?

-No.

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Anybody else?

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-The Awkward Sugababes.

-Cricket.

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No, it's a garden sprinkler.

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How many letters are there in the word...

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-Pollyjuicers.

-Is it nine?

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No!

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Astrorats.

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-Eight.

-Yes, it is eight. That's right.

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Now, put yourselves in order -

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the shortest at the front and the tallest at the back.

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And press your button when you've done it.

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Pollyjuicers. Oh, let's have a look.

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Yes, you've done it! Well done, you Greens.

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What a fantastic round, and that was just the warm up.

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What's the rest of the show going to be like?

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I can't wait! It's too exciting!

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Greens are in the lead, but Blues and Yellows aren't far behind.

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Welcome to my laboratory.

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Now then, Dr Jamie,

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I was just thinking, if you guys had a dog,

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-do you know what it would be called?

-What?

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Awkward PAWS!

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Awkward...

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CHURCH BELL TOLLS

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Sorry, a bit awkward that, wasn't it?

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Anyway, here we are. What do you think I've got in this flask here?

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Dry ice or liquid nitrogen.

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Oh, that's right. Liquid nitrogen. That's exactly what it is.

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What do we know about liquid nitrogen?

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-It's really, really cold.

-It's really, really, really cold.

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-Do you know how cold it is?

-No.

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Roughly round about minus 200 degrees.

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HE SHIVERS Boy, is that cold.

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Let's see what happens when I pour a little bit into the tray like this.

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Look at that. Oooh! It sort of evaporates.

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HE LAUGHS EVILY

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What I'm going to do is I'm going to pour some

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into that little bottle there.

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I'm going to put the lid on.

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I'm going to put it into that metal bin down there

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and then I'm going to cover that metal bin with some colourful balls

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and I want you to tell me what you think is going to happen.

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But I'm not just going to ask you,

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I'm going to give you four options from which to decide.

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Your options are...

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Popping in the balls fly popcorn.

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Something perhaps only you have thought of

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and not even the great Dr Brain.

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What about you? Have you got an answer? What do you think?

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Well, teams, your thinking time starts now.

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-HOOTER SOUNDS

-It's B. It's definitely B.

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C was the loud noise with the rattle.

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So, what will happen?

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The metal cracking and I don't think that would happen to metal.

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THEY CONFER

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-Because it's going to put it in a bottle.

-Do you have your answer?

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I think B's our best option.

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ALARM SOUNDS That's it.

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Your thinking time is up, folks. No more thinking, no more talking.

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Let's see your answers...now!

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B, C and a C.

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So, let's go for Greens first.

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We thought, like, cos it's really cold,

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when stuff gets cold, sometimes they break, so it might crumble.

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Oh, I see.

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Because the liquid nitrogen is so cold,

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-it might even freeze the plastic on the balls?

-Yeah.

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And you think that's going to have an effect on the plastic

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-and make them crumble?

-Yeah.

-I see.

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I'm going to ask you Yellows first. Why have you gone for C?

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We think that the nitrogen will make the balls start shuffling

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because...when it touches it enough, it'll make a noise.

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I see. So it's going to make them sort of vibrate in some kind of way?

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-Yeah.

-Let's see. Now, Blues, you've gone for the same answer.

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It was more possible I thought than the metal crumbling in on itself.

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I was going to go for D, but then we just decided on C in the end.

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Ah. What would your D have been?

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-Maybe the balls...

-Spill out on the floor.

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Time to see what happens.

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HE LAUGHS EXCITEDLY

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Here we go then. I've asked the teams to maintain a safe distance.

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Safety first, folks.

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And whatever you do, please don't try this at home.

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Right, are you ready? Here we go.

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So, in it goes, the liquid nitrogen here.

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Here it comes. Oh, it's cold. It's very, very cold.

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Right, lid going on. I've got to be quick about this.

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There it goes. That's going in there.

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Picking up the balls.

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Geronimo!

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Pop!

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HE LAUGHS

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That's what you call an Ultimate Brain BOOM moment.

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I love science! HE LAUGHS

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Amazing!

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The very cold liquid nitrogen started to evaporate in the bottle,

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building up pressure inside it, until it burst,

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creating a mini explosion, not unlike when GP has had too much gas

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building up inside him,

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although this explosion was a lot less hazardous.

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HE TRUMPS

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So, teams, you can remove your ear defenders.

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SHOUTS: I said you can remove your ear defend...

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Ah, that's better, yes. And your goggles, you can take them all off.

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So, there we go, folks.

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You couldn't call that anti-climactic could you?

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If it had been D, explodes, do you think you might have gone for that?

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-Probably.

-Possibly. Shame it wasn't on the list, ey?

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-Greens and Yellows, did you enjoy that?

-Yes.

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So, you weren't quite right.

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Unlucky. Nobody gets any points, but we all had a blast.

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Ha! Oh...

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Oh, well, come on, let's clear up.

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Come on, everyone. One, two...

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I'm in a little bit of trouble.

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What happened was I phoned up my old mucker, David Attenborough,

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and he said, "Oh, I'm sorry, Dr Brain,

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"I'm currently in the middle of a very important interview.

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"What do you want?" I said, "Well, the thing is, I want to make a film

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"of my guinea pig flying, you see, and I just wondered

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"what's the best camera angles to use,

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"best lenses, all that kind of thing?"

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He said, "I'm sorry, Dr Brain. I'm going to have to stop you there.

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"Guinea pigs can't actually fly."

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I said, "I think you'll find they can."

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He said, "I think you'll find they can't." I said, "They can."

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He said, "They can't." I said, "They can." He said, "No, they can't."

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I said, "All right, I'll prove it to you.

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"I'll film him flying and I'll send it to you."

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What am I going to do?

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So, I've asked my contestants to come up with some plans

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some contraptions, some devices to help the guinea pig fly.

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I gave them two days and a massive budget of £50

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to come up with their plans.

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Teams must think of a way to help Guinea Pig take flight

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and leap as far as possible across the foam-filled pit.

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Their designs must consider the best way to propel GP through the air,

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and the team that manages to help GP fly the furthest

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will win ten Honour Points.

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It's my good friend Mr Guinea Pig!

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DR BRAIN LAUGHS

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Here he is.

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What's all that about, then?

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I'm preparing to take flight like a real bird. I'm in penguin mode.

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Guinea Pig, penguins can't fly.

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Oh.

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Safety warning - Guinea Pig is a trained stunt guinea pig.

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Do not try flying at home.

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Oh, you humans, you just don't get it, do you? You can't fly.

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You got no chance, don't even try it. Let's see the first plan.

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Oh, this is a bit awkward.

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I'm having to hold on to Guinea Pig

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cos I'm a bit worried about the Yellow plan, you see.

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Whoa!

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Talk us through the plan, Yellows. What's it called?

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-ALL:

-The Glazing Glider.

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Snappy! What's the plan?

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The balloons are to make him lighter. They're filled with helium.

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And the springs are to make him bounce and launch.

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Ah, so they're going to spring him forward

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and these are going to help him float across.

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-Exactly.

-A double-pronged attack.

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-How do you feel, GP?

-I'm terrified, Dr Brain.

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Oh, don't be frightened. What can possibly go wrong?

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Astrorats are hoping to send GP up into the stratosphere

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with their Glazing Glider plan.

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They have attached balloons filled with lighter-than-air helium,

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which makes them - and they hope, GP - float upwards.

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For added height in his flight, he also has springs on his feet

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to lift and aid propulsion.

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Will we see the Yellows glide into first place,

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or will this plan leave them deflated?

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Three, two, one...

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Blast off! HORN SOUNDS

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Arghh!

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# Up, up and... Up, up and away in my... #

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MUSIC ENDS ABRUPTLY Look at that.

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-Do you think it went well?

-Yeah.

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It was certainly very springy, wasn't it?

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What do you think you could have done better?

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-Maybe we put too much balloons on.

-Too many balloons, do you think?

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Was it good enough? We'll soon find out, I guess.

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Ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba. It's the Green plan.

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So, what's it called?

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-ALL:

-Super Skating Super Fairy.

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So, Guinea Pig has on some roller skates.

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It's so he can go down the platform with some speed and go across.

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-And what's he holding?

-Some spring poles

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so he can push himself to go higher.

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-And what's he wearing?

-A Superman outfit cos he flies,

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fairy wings cos fairies fly and a pilot hat cos pilots fly planes.

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Very good. So you're hoping to channel the energies

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of superheroes, fairies and pilots to give him more flight?

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The Pollyjuicers have come up with the Super-duper Skating Fairy plan.

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Launching GP down a ramp wearing roller skates,

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he'll have speed and momentum on his side

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as he also uses a pair of sprung sticks to propel him across the pit.

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Dressed as a Superman-cum-fairy-cum-pilot,

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how could he fail to take flight?

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I've never been more terrified in my life, Dr Brain.

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You'll be fine. Here we go.

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Three, two, one...blast-off!

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HORN SOUNDS Go on, Guinea Pig.

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Go on! Go on! Go on!

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-Yeah!

-Look at that!

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MUSIC: Superman Theme

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Well done, Guinea Pig.

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He certainly flew, he certainly came off the ramp.

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-How do you think you did, Greens?

-I think he did well.

-Pretty well?

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But did you do well enough to win?

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So, this is the Blue plan.

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-What's it called? ALL:

-Project Cyclops.

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-Subtitle...

-ALL:

-Chair.

-What's going on? What have you got?

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The chair is the main feature.

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-Yes?

-It will descend using the bungee ropes

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and then Guinea Pig must evacuate the chair.

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-So it's like a human slingshot.

-I see.

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So, we're going to let go of this with him sitting on it.

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This is going to fly down here and, when it hits the bar,

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he's going to be thrown into the ball pit.

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And what's this for?

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-We had some money left, so...

-Oh, I see.

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-So you bought a whoopee cushion?

-Yeah.

-I see.

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Well, I think we should place that under your bottom there, Guinea Pig.

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I'm glad you had all this money to spend on safety

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and you had some left over for your own humour.

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The Awkward Sugababes. Project Cyclops, Subtitle - Chair

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will see GP catapulted into the pit.

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The tension in the bungee ropes pulls the chair forward

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and gravitational potential is turned into extra speed.

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When the chair is stopped by a buffer, GP isn't.

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His speed will continue to throw him forward across the pit.

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This is why when standing on a bus that brakes suddenly,

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you still find that you move forward

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and why you must always wear a seatbelt in the car.

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Here we go. Three, two, one...

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lift off! HORN SOUNDS

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Go on, Guinea Pig. Oh, look at that!

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# I whip my hair back and forth I whip my hair back and forth

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# I whip my hair back and forth

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# I whip my hair back and forth # I whip my hair back and forth

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# I whip my hair back and forth I whip my... #

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You seem pretty pleased with that.

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-Definitely. That was really good.

-Do you think your plan worked?

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-Very much so, yes.

-What was so good about it?

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Well, it got him pretty far

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and he timed it perfectly and jumped off just in time.

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In the last one, he was dressed like Superman.

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I think, in this one, he was actually Superman.

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And there was a whoopee cushion used. What's not to like?

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TRUMPS LOUDLY Brilliant. Nice one, Blues.

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That was pretty good. But will it be good enough?

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Dave, you know you said guinea pigs can't fly?

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"Yes." We've proved you wrong, mate.

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He can, and he did.

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Now then, Yellows.

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Your plan didn't quite go as well as you'd hoped, did it?

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-No.

-What do you think went wrong with it?

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I think the springs didn't work. They were a bit weak, maybe.

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Not boingy enough.

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Unlucky, it didn't quite come off,

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so I'm afraid you don't get any points.

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Now, Greens and Blues,

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I can reveal that between you there was only 20cm.

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So, one of you is going to get ten points

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and the other team is going to get five points.

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And the team that's going to get ten points is...

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-the Blues!

-Yes!

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Well done, you Blues.

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# I'm flying without wings. #

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So, Greens, even though you didn't win, you still get five points!

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Well done! The Blues flying high after that round with 12 points.

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IN FRENCH ACCENT: Ah, hello. Welcome to Dr Brain's painting class.

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You know, we scientists love fascinating discoveries,

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and back in the late '40s and early '50s,

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there was a man called Jackson Pollock

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who made a fascinating discovery that instead of painting paintings,

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if you just threw paint at a canvas,

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everybody called you a genius and gave you 50 million quid.

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CASH REGISTER RINGS

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So, we're going to try something like that ourselves.

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Now then, teams.

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RESUMES FRENCH ACCENT: You've got your artistic berets on,

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you have an apron and you have some paint.

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And what you are going to do is you are going to squeeze

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the paint bottle, Jackson Pollock-style.

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RESUMES NORMAL VOICE: When you hear the signal,

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which is the Guinea Pig squeal,

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and the one who's paint hits the screen first will be the winner.

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OK, are you ready, teams?

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-Yes!

-Stand by.

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GUINEA PIG SQUEALS

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DR BRAIN LAUGHS

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Tres artistique.

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But who was the fastest?

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Let's have a look at the replay.

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C'est magnifique.

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It's a masterpiece.

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It belongs in a gallery or a museum,

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or actually, it'd look really nice hanging up in my downstairs toilet.

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It's too close to call.

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We're going to have to have a look in slow mooo-tion.

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Ah, they are all budding artists,

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but it seems Blue is top of the class.

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The fastest paint to hit the easel was that of the Blues.

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Well done, you Blues. Very, very pleased there.

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He's pretty happy about that

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and I look forward to seeing this particular painting

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on Antiques Roadshow in about 50 years.

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It's time for the next round.

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The round of inspiration.

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The Blues remain ahead of the pack,

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but there's still time to catch them.

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So, GP, what do you know about bottles?

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I love fizzy cola bottle sweeties.

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Oh, no, no, no, GP. You're supposed to give them up, remember?

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You know what it's like when you have sugar.

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Everything in moderation, GP.

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But have a look at this. See these bottles?

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Some of them are empty-ish and some of them are fuller.

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It depends on your outlook on life.

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Now, do you know what happens if you tap one of these?

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It makes a little sound like this. GLASS PINGS

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The higher the level, the lower the note.

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See, that one's higher cos it's got less water in it.

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HE HUMS A JAZZ TUNE

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Jazz and science, what a combination.

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So, what our teams have got to do,

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they have got to rearrange the bottles into the right order

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so that, when tapped down the line from my left to my right,

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will play a famous tune.

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MUSIC: Ten Green Bottles

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Think you could do that, GP?

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-I could totally play a famous tune.

-Come on then, let's hear it.

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TAPS BOTTLE MONOTONOUSLY Oh, sounds like Sam Smith.

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MUSIC: Money On My Mind by Sam Smith

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Let's hope our teams are a little bit more inspired, eh?

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# Money on my mind. #

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This is the tune you're trying to get.

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MUSIC: Ten Green Bottles

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Your time starts now. HORN SOUNDS

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Greens are straight into the science.

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It will be lower, so it will be small.

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Testing testing.

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Let's take them out.

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Oh, there you go. There's your starter.

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-Which...? Which...?

-Wait...

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What's going on here?

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It starts with that one.

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All change.

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No, two of those notes, so that one will be second.

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You can't play it all on the same bottle.

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-Less water is the higher sound.

-OK, yeah.

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Blues finally twigging it.

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I think those front two are OK.

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-Do we swap these?

-No, no, that's right.

-It should be...

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Oh, nearly.

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No.

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Or not.

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# Ten green...green... #

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No points for singing, I'm afraid, Jamie.

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Or spilling.

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-Those two, swap over.

-Not long left, Greens.

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JAMIE WHISTLES Oh, now whistling. So awkward.

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Just freestyle.

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Just put it in any order.

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Final testing.

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END OF ROUND SIREN That's it, time up.

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That's your time up. Leave the bottles there.

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I think we got it right.

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IMITATES JOOLS HOLLAND: And so, ladies and gentlemen,

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please welcome, fresh back from their tour of Australia,

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Darth Pickle and The Cucumbers, otherwise known as the Yellows.

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Let's hear your tune, please.

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Oh, an interesting take. How do you think you've done?

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-All right. OK.

-I think we got half of them.

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Yeah, we got the first part right.

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Welcome to BBC Radio Three and our Proms concert.

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Tonight, we'll be hearing from Le Bleu Symphonique

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and their new wonderful piece D With Diva.

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You have to hit them in order, please. Take it away, please.

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# Der-er...standing on a wall. #

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What a wonderful, wonderful tune.

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-I think we got it right.

-No, we didn't.

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Let's hear Ten Green Bottles played on nine green bottles

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by the Greens. Ladies and gentlemen, the Greens.

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SHE PLAYS CLOSE APPROXIMATION

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Ah!

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So, the team who got it right and get ten points is...

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-the Greens!

-Yeah!

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Scientific, artistic and musical.

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They've got the whole package, this lot.

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But one team failed rather miserably.

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-Which...

-Wait, what are you doing?

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HE WHISTLES TUNE

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Just freestyle. # Ten green...green... #

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# But if one green bottle should accidently fall. #

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Now, what you would have noticed was the more water in the bottle,

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the heavier it is, and therefore it vibrates more slowly

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and makes a lower noise.

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It's the opposite if you blow in

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cos the more the air, the deeper the noise.

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Now then, it's time for the final round.

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Wow! What a show we've had so far.

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Teams have shown their talents in art, they've shown them in music,

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creativity, but how is their knowledge?

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Let's find out. It's time for the quick-fire round.

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-Hands on your brains, teams. Are you ready?

-Yeah!

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Let's do this. Tibia, fibula, and metatarsal are all types of what?

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Pollyjuicers!

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-Bones.

-Is right.

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True or false? Arteries carry blood to the heart.

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Astrorats!

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-False.

-False. That's right. They carry it away.

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Which sticky substance builds up if you don't brush your teeth?

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Astrorats!

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-Plaque.

-Is the right answer.

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What fruit fell on Sir Isaac Newton's head?

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Pollyjuicers!

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-Apple.

-Yes, that's right.

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Actually, it helped him to develop the theory of gravity.

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What are the attractive colourful leaves of a flower called?

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The Awkward Sugababes.

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-Petals.

-Yes. Aren't they lovely?

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What are the feelers on an insect's head called?

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Pollyjuicers!

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-Antennae.

-Well done.

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Which part of a cell contains genetic information?

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-Astrorats!

-Brain cells.

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Not right. It's the nucleus.

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What do fish breathe through?

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Astrorats!

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Their cheeks. Their skin.

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It's the gills.

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When was the last time Guinea Pig washed his feet?

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Pollyjuicers!

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-Never.

-It's not bad.

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It was a week last Wednesday.

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True or false? Jupiter has a ring.

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Pollyjuicers!

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-True.

-True, yes.

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Actually, it's got quite a few.

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Which mirrored devices beginning with P are used in submarines?

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The Awkward Sugababes!

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-Periscopes.

-Is right.

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Which is bigger - a violin or a viola?

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-Astrorats!

-The viola.

-END OF ROUND SIREN

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Is right. That's the end of the show.

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It's time to find out who has won the ultimate honour.

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So, in third place with eight points it is...

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the Yellows!

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-Yeah!

-Well done there, Yellows.

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In second place, with only one point less than our winners, it is...

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the Blues!

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Which means our winners are the Greens!

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THEY CHEER

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Haven't they done wonderfully? Haven't they done brilliantly?

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With 27 points there, Greens.

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Look how happy they are.

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You're happy, aren't you, Guinea Pig?

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I'm over the moon.

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I hope you're happy. Did you get the questions right?

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See you next time for more Ultimate Brain.

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What a great show, Dr Brain. It flew by.

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Oh, that reminds me, my joke.

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What's the hardest thing about learning to fly?

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The ground.

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-Do you get it?

-But you don't fly on the ground.

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-The ground is on the floor.

-Ground's hard, isn't it?

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You see... Oh, don't try and work it out.

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