Episode 11 WHOOPS I MISSED THE BUS

This is Whoops I Missed The Bus - in case you didn't know

from that big title.

And we are here to take you through the mystical,

hysterical world of CBBC.

So, have you opened your ears to Pop Slam!?

# All fired up, I feel alive

# I'm fired up, I feel alive... #

How is your brain after Ultimate Brain?

HE SCREAMS

HE LAUGHS

And you're welcome in advance.

Because we're going to show you this.

You shall cower before our might.

HE HISSES

-Oh, look, a wizard!

-Oh, a wizard, I love those.

So much time, so little to see.

Wait a minute... So much to see with so little time.

And we'll even squeeze in our old chums

and resident vloggers Lauren and Myles for all their CBBC goss.

Draw a little smiley face on him, look how good he looks.

This bus can't come quick enough.

Time for our first vlogger.

Entertain us! It's Lauren.

So I've had an idea, right,

instead of having pop stars going head-to-head,

we pit Whoops I Missed The Bus against the rest of CBBC

in an epic slam to find out who's the best.

And the winner will receive the best prize in show biz.

The Ambo.

No, it's a Lambo. It's a lamb.

Round one, Pop Potential,

all about how hard the stars have worked to make it in the industry.

OK, let's have a little look at Steve's diary. This is Monday,

"trip to the Amazon." Wednesday, it just says "sharks."

And on Friday he actually went to the North Pole and back.

Three points, Steve.

Ah, now Myles' diary. Let's have a little look here.

He's a very busy boy. So probably chocca.

Monday, "stayed at home, made a vlog."

Tuesday, "stayed at home, made a vlog."

Wednesday, "stayed at home, made a vlog."

Er, Thursday, "stayed at home, made..."

Five points for Myles!

Round two, Pop Success.

All about how much stars have achieved during their career.

Horrible Histories, let's have a look, eh? Let's see.

O...K. That's a lot.

Best Children's Factual Programme, yes, Best Sketch Show. Best Comedy.

Best Acting. Best Writing.

Do you know what? There's loads of these.

Three points to Horrible Histories.

OK, let's have a look,

see what awards Whoops I Missed The Bus have won.

Sorry, this is just a blank bit of paper.

Oh, well, five points to Whoops I Missed The Bus!

And on to our final round, Pop Style, all about how our stars score

when it comes to their passion for fashion. Right, me first.

Well, I mean, come on, guys.

Five points for me, obvs.

Yonko next, now this is actually his hoodie, his red hoodie,

I know. And this is his actual belt.

He actually wears this round his trousers. And this is...

Does he actually wear this?

And the winner of the Ambo.....

-Lambo.

-..is...

Oh, what a surprise! I'd just like to thank my mum, my dad.

No, stop, what are you doing? No!

Get off, it's my Lamb! My Lamb! It's my Lamb Award!

What makes me livid, the fact that I'm not on Pop Slam!

I mean, I can sing, listen! # Doh-doh-doh-doh-doh... #

I can't sing. Anyway, what's been making you livid?

Pig With 'Tache because I think it's wrong that he's pink.

Pig With 'Tache, bunce!

I think Pig With 'Tache should have a different kind of tache.

Second of June, The Dare Devil,

me and my friend are not happy.

The thing that makes me livid about CBBC is The Dumping Ground,

there's always a problem. Why can't they have a quiet day?

There always just has to be a problem!

I also despise people who like milky brews

because I really hate milky brews.

# And let's all have a milky brew together... #

And looking at you, Chris. I'm looking at you.

-How rude!

-We want your opinions in their millions.

Tell us what makes you livid by going to the CBBC website

and searching "livid." Right, who'd like to see more of me on their TV?

Because for one, I would. And for two, that rhymed.

Clever! Here's our brilliant behind-the-scenes

on the equally brilliant Wizards Versus Aliens.

Welcome, CBBC Extra-terrestrials, to our little behind-the-scenes

look at Wizards Versus Aliens series two, it's going to be wicked,

big fan of course.

Going to see the sets, going to meet all the actors again

and I might even convince them to replace Scott, who plays Tom,

with this guy.

Mmmm!

There's new characters, new faces.

A lot of questions that are asked from the first

-series are answered in this series.

-Brilliant.

One answer I would like, though, is, can I, well, you know,

-Scott, Scotty, Scot-ay, can I have a role in this series?

-Oh...

Just a small part, nothing big, just a little, you know, summat.

Off the top of my head, like, I don't know, an enchanted gnome.

I've got a draft. It's right here. Yenki the enchanted gnome.

-He's in a field, there's lots of flowers.

-Ha... Can you hear that?

-What?

-I think my phone's ringing.

-Your phone's in your hand.

-It's there.

-Mm. Ring - ring.

Oh... See you in a sec!

Probably gone to get the director.

-Action!

-Or...maybe not.

As the team started filming on the Zarantulus set, I thought

I'd have a little look around the Chamber Of Crowe.

This is amazing.

-Yes, definitely wax.

-Excuse me.

-Oh, sorry. Oh, Annette!

But she can't make this broadcast.

If the world starts to believe in magic again,

it'll be harder than ever for wizards to hide from the Nekross.

The wizards are back this series, what are they getting up to?

This year the Nekross are more devious than ever.

But fear not, wizards are here to protect the unenchanted.

Oh, good to know. Oh, and does everyone get along on set?

-Are they all a happy bunch?

-What have you heard?

It's a behind-the-scenes question, does everyone get on?

-That's what they ask.

-This interview is over.

SHE CASTS SPELL

# It's a kind of magic... #

-No, that's not fixed it. Jathro to Varg, the console...

-Jathro 15.

Pleasure to meet you here of course on the show.

Anything to look forward to in the new series?

Alert, alert. Exquisite excellencies, we have an intruder on the deck.

-The Zarantulus has been breached.

-I see what he's doing.

This is method acting, it's where you stay in character...

I smell no magic on him.

-..filming anything. He's good, isn't he?

-A puny human.

I shall deal with this myself.

-So, what's it like playing at being an alien?

-Playing at...

Ah, I see.

You try my patience, unenchanted.

Perhaps you have no magic to extract.

But soon, when the Nekross come to your planet,

you shall cower before our might.

HE HISSES

-Oh, look, a wizard!

-Oh, a wizard, I love those.

No, there's...

Oh, what are you looking at?

# Wizards Versus Aliens... #

What is the tune?

# Wizards versus aliens... #

OK, so I've not really watched much of this show before and I'm

not really a sci-fi fan, however this show is really, really good.

Three, so Tom and Benny, they're always saving the world

and that, which you may think is quite impressive for some

people that are so young. But come on.

If aliens really were invading the world right now, I'm pretty sure

you and me would be out there saving the world just like them two.

I mean, I know I would.

PHONE RINGS

Yeah, what is it, Myles?

Lauren, you're not going to believe this. Aliens - they've invaded.

-Just a second.

-You don't understand, we've got to go now.

-Whoa, whoa, whoa...

-Lauren!

At two, so you guys know that the Nekross like to eat magic.

100 wizards trapped like cattle in a pen.

But did you know that on a Friday night

they're actually quite partial to a little bit of Italian cuisine?

And at number one, Wizards Versus Aliens would never happen,

I mean, when would a wizard ever actually meet an alien?

It's completely ridiculous to think that wizards fight aliens.

We all know that wizards actually fight voles!

Wizards... Wizards versus voles...

It's hard to say!

Ultimate Brain is a new quiz show hosted by this guy...

My name...is Dr Brain!

GONG SOUNDS

Bit different.

Sometimes when Dr Brain speaks, an odd word just randomly echoes.

I think you can do it. You've just got to be confident.

ECHOING: You've just got to believe in yourself!

I don't know why that happens, is it like that for Dr Brain all the time?

Is his surname Brain?

Dr Brain shopping, "Hello there,

"can I have a sandwich with...

-ECHOING:

-"..cheese...in it."

-ECHOES:

-Sorry about that, that's just a thing that happens.

It happened again, didn't it? I don't know why.

The human guinea pig in Ultimate Brain has a tough job.

He just has to take part in everyone's experiments.

In the first episode, he has to stop a car before it reaches the water.

Otherwise he goes in the water and gets wet.

Because water is wet. Always learning. Water's wet.

-Are you up for this?

-Not really, no.

One part of the show is to do with creating egg scientists.

It's different.

You are going to create little egghead scientists

and you're going to name them, and I want to know what's

their discipline, what they eat for breakfast, everything!

Painting eggs... Here we go, here's my time to shame, I can do this.

Got my egg, got my pencil, draw a little smiley face on him,

look how good he looks.

I wonder if I'd be any good on Ultimate Brain.

How many legs does a spider have?

Too many.

I do like Ultimate Brain.

It is a very different show, but different is good.

It's also a very colourful show. Bright colours.

I did have to wear sunglasses in some parts...

-ECHOES:

-..because of how bright it was getting.

Random echoes again, there we go.

What...

-ECHOES:

-Is this what it's like to be Dr Brain?

It did it again. I don't know... What's happening? What?

I would love to know what my doggie friends are thinking.

Oh, hang on, I do! Because Hacker and Dodge talk. How delightful(!)

Anyway, it's time for this.

What are you thinking, pet?

Us snails are a proud race

but I must be carried by human hand absolutely everywhere!

Oh, it's too colourful for me!

I don't believe it, that's me on CBBC, it is, it's me!

Oh, it's not me. No, it's another dog.

HE LAUGHS

Oh, cats on Blow Your Mind, I like Blow Your Mind,

but I also like scratching. Wahey! That's it, oh, that's the spot.

Oh, yeah, oh, go on, yeah.

At last, I've got the telly.

What is it? Dumping Ground Christmas special?

What, what's that? It's summer? Oh, I've missed it.

Oh...

If you have a pet that loves a bit of CBBC, then film them

and search "pet" on the CBBC website to find out just how to

make yours a famous pet.

Okey-dokey, who'd like to see loads of highlights

and bloopers from this week on CBBC?

Anybody? Anyone? Oh, you're not... OK.

Play the thing.

This is Bradley's actual house and he still lives here

when he's not on tour and just generally being a rock star.

-This is Brad's piano.

-No way. You mean his actual fingers touched this?

Yeah.

Amazing.

Eventually it was time to pick up the pace.

-Get your arms going, left arm, left arm.

-There we are.

And with some help,

we soon started to make tracks.

Wipe that smile off your face immediately.

-In 1914, teachers were very strict.

-You, into the corner.

And Ben is first to discover the consequences.

Stand facing the corner on one leg.

-Malone here shall be my classroom monitor for the day.

-Yes, Miss.

You may get the slates.

-Yes, Miss McCreadie.

-Cel Pop! Here they are before Cel Pop.

And then they started drinking Cel Pop!

-Ha-ha-ha!

-We're stuck in here for ever, aren't we?

-Yes, we are, sir.

-It gets worse than that, Frank.

-How so, sir?

-I've just had a pasty.

PHRRT!

Help! Someone let me out of here!

Where you can play the Shaun the Sheep super....

SHE TRIPS OVER WORDS

Well, that's almost it from us here in the CBBC office...

THEY BOTH LAUGH

No! Not this again.

Can you believe that is it

for another week on Whoops I Missed The Bus?

If you like what you saw, head over to the CBBC website

and iPlayer for even more.

And please, don't miss the b...

It's gone!