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Hello, CBBC fans. | 0:00:03 | 0:00:04 | |
It's me Dodge T Dog, and this is Whoops I Missed The Bus. | 0:00:04 | 0:00:09 | |
I'm in charge this week, so listen up. | 0:00:09 | 0:00:11 | |
We've got loads of great stuff coming your way, | 0:00:11 | 0:00:13 | |
like this weird monkey man. | 0:00:13 | 0:00:16 | |
I am the doctor. BOOMING VOICE: Dr Brain! | 0:00:16 | 0:00:18 | |
Do you know what an AMBO point is? I don't. | 0:00:22 | 0:00:24 | |
And the winner of the AMBO is... | 0:00:25 | 0:00:29 | |
And what's been making you well livid? | 0:00:29 | 0:00:32 | |
It drives me crazy! | 0:00:32 | 0:00:35 | |
Livid. | 0:00:35 | 0:00:37 | |
I mean, I don't really know what's going on, cos I'm just a little dog. | 0:00:38 | 0:00:41 | |
But apparently Lauren and Myles are going to tell you | 0:00:41 | 0:00:44 | |
about some of the best shows on CBBC. | 0:00:44 | 0:00:46 | |
You're right there, Dodge. | 0:00:46 | 0:00:48 | |
DODGE LAUGHS | 0:00:48 | 0:00:50 | |
Ooh! | 0:00:50 | 0:00:51 | |
Right, can anybody tell me what a vlog is? | 0:00:53 | 0:00:56 | |
Cos apparently this geezer's well good at 'em. | 0:00:56 | 0:00:58 | |
Pop Slam. | 0:01:00 | 0:01:01 | |
On Pop Slam, they battle two musical artists together | 0:01:03 | 0:01:05 | |
to see who's the best. It's not an actual battle, though. | 0:01:05 | 0:01:08 | |
Don't be expecting Taylor Swift to be having a sword fight | 0:01:08 | 0:01:11 | |
with One Direction. That'd be weird. Interesting, but weird. | 0:01:11 | 0:01:14 | |
Who do you think's going to win? | 0:01:14 | 0:01:15 | |
Taylor, she is one of the highest-selling artists of all time. | 0:01:15 | 0:01:18 | |
Well, so is One Direction. It's a tough one. | 0:01:18 | 0:01:21 | |
Is it a tough one? I'm not really bothered. | 0:01:21 | 0:01:23 | |
If they're going to use the word battle, | 0:01:23 | 0:01:25 | |
they should do Pop Slam between a bear and a shark. That'd be better. | 0:01:25 | 0:01:29 | |
I don't know who'd win. | 0:01:29 | 0:01:30 | |
I imagine the bear and shark would just put aside their differences. | 0:01:30 | 0:01:33 | |
They wouldn't fight. They'd walk into the sunset, holding hands. | 0:01:33 | 0:01:36 | |
They're both the winners. | 0:01:36 | 0:01:38 | |
Don't ask me how the shark's walking into the sunset. | 0:01:38 | 0:01:40 | |
On Pop Slam, they talk about the artist's fans. | 0:01:40 | 0:01:42 | |
A lot of One Direction's fans cry when they meet them, | 0:01:42 | 0:01:45 | |
which seems a bit odd. | 0:01:45 | 0:01:47 | |
Oh, no, wait! It's One Direction. | 0:01:47 | 0:01:49 | |
SHE SQUEALS | 0:01:49 | 0:01:50 | |
Imagine if you cried meeting anyone. | 0:01:59 | 0:02:01 | |
Milkman drops of the milk, you open the door. | 0:02:01 | 0:02:03 | |
"Oh, my, wow. It's the milkman." | 0:02:03 | 0:02:04 | |
Then the milkman's confused, he doesn't know what's going on. | 0:02:04 | 0:02:07 | |
You've got a T-shirt with his face on it. | 0:02:07 | 0:02:09 | |
He just backs away into his milk carriage. | 0:02:09 | 0:02:11 | |
Not called milk carriages, are they? What are they called? Milk cars? | 0:02:11 | 0:02:14 | |
Milk vans? Doesn't matter. | 0:02:14 | 0:02:16 | |
One thing I'm not too sure about on Pop Slam | 0:02:16 | 0:02:18 | |
is when they focus too much on how much money Taylor Swift | 0:02:18 | 0:02:20 | |
or One Direction earned from their music. | 0:02:20 | 0:02:22 | |
It's no surprise that Taylor's rolling in the cash. | 0:02:22 | 0:02:26 | |
She sells tons of music. | 0:02:26 | 0:02:28 | |
Check this out - when she released her album Red, | 0:02:28 | 0:02:31 | |
it sold 1.2 million copies in one week. | 0:02:31 | 0:02:35 | |
Kerching! | 0:02:35 | 0:02:36 | |
Have three AMBO points for some mega sales success. | 0:02:36 | 0:02:40 | |
I think what they should be challenged on, really, | 0:02:40 | 0:02:42 | |
is just how good they are at everyday normal stuff. | 0:02:42 | 0:02:45 | |
Making toast, walking the dog. Who's best there? | 0:02:45 | 0:02:48 | |
Toast Slam. Taylor Swift puts the toast down, butters it. | 0:02:48 | 0:02:52 | |
She gets the points there. | 0:02:52 | 0:02:53 | |
One Direction couldn't even get into it. | 0:02:53 | 0:02:55 | |
Simon Cowell had to get a slice out. | 0:02:55 | 0:02:57 | |
Want to know what makes me livid about CBBC? | 0:02:57 | 0:03:00 | |
My brother Hacker and his annoying TV show. Yeah. | 0:03:00 | 0:03:03 | |
Oh, anyway, what's been making you livid? | 0:03:03 | 0:03:05 | |
What makes me livid about CBBC is that, | 0:03:09 | 0:03:11 | |
when you go to a country out of the UK, you just can't watch it. | 0:03:11 | 0:03:14 | |
It drives me crazy. | 0:03:14 | 0:03:16 | |
Livid. | 0:03:18 | 0:03:19 | |
What makes me livid about CBBC is The Worst Year Of My Life...Again. | 0:03:21 | 0:03:25 | |
It repeats itself over again, over again, over again. | 0:03:25 | 0:03:30 | |
THEY SCREAM | 0:03:34 | 0:03:35 | |
Well, that's that, then. | 0:03:37 | 0:03:39 | |
The thing that makes me livid about CBBC is that, | 0:03:41 | 0:03:43 | |
when Chris is presenting, he shouts a lot and it gets really annoying. | 0:03:43 | 0:03:48 | |
Do you mean, Whoops I Missed The Last Post? | 0:03:48 | 0:03:50 | |
-SHOUTING: -The CBBC show Whoops I Missed The Bus! | 0:03:50 | 0:03:52 | |
SILENCE | 0:03:52 | 0:03:54 | |
Do you mean, Whoops I Missed The Ferry? | 0:03:54 | 0:03:55 | |
-NORMAL VOICE: -We'll see you later. | 0:03:55 | 0:03:58 | |
Now, why don't you tell us what makes you livid. | 0:03:58 | 0:04:01 | |
Just get on to the CBBC website thingy and search the word livid. | 0:04:01 | 0:04:04 | |
Now it's time to go behind the scenes of brand-new | 0:04:04 | 0:04:07 | |
Ultimate Brain, and meet a... | 0:04:07 | 0:04:09 | |
A guinea pig. Well, that's what it says here. | 0:04:09 | 0:04:12 | |
You'll need to run your brain at full power to become the Ultimate Brain. | 0:04:14 | 0:04:18 | |
Hello. Guinea Pig here. Welcome to the Guinea Pig diaries. | 0:04:20 | 0:04:23 | |
Everyone, it's my pet - the guinea pig. | 0:04:23 | 0:04:26 | |
CHEERING | 0:04:26 | 0:04:27 | |
Eh, that's not a guinea pig. | 0:04:29 | 0:04:30 | |
That's just a man in a funny costume, doing experiments. | 0:04:30 | 0:04:34 | |
Get on with it, then. | 0:04:34 | 0:04:35 | |
Oh, I see. That's why they call him a guinea pig. Yeah, nice hat, mate. | 0:04:36 | 0:04:42 | |
DR BRAIN HOWLS | 0:04:42 | 0:04:44 | |
THEY HOWL | 0:04:44 | 0:04:45 | |
I'm scared. What are you making me do today? | 0:04:48 | 0:04:50 | |
Today's challenge is going to involve lemons. | 0:04:50 | 0:04:52 | |
Not limes, but lemons. | 0:04:52 | 0:04:54 | |
'I have no idea what they're planning for me to do, | 0:04:54 | 0:04:56 | |
'but I do know this - | 0:04:56 | 0:04:57 | |
'it's going to be humiliating and it's probably going to hurt a lot.' | 0:04:57 | 0:05:01 | |
Now stick it in. | 0:05:01 | 0:05:02 | |
Squeeze it! | 0:05:08 | 0:05:09 | |
That did not go as well as I'd hoped. | 0:05:12 | 0:05:13 | |
That's time up. | 0:05:13 | 0:05:14 | |
Good work, Guinea Pig. That's it, get it down you. It's lovely. | 0:05:20 | 0:05:23 | |
THEY LAUGH | 0:05:25 | 0:05:26 | |
Another challenge that I'm involved in involves a spinning chair | 0:05:27 | 0:05:30 | |
and walking in a straight line. | 0:05:30 | 0:05:32 | |
I'll be sat in a chair, essentially, and be spun round at incredible | 0:05:32 | 0:05:35 | |
speeds like I'm an astronaut training for a mission to Mars. | 0:05:35 | 0:05:40 | |
HE SCREAMS | 0:05:40 | 0:05:41 | |
MUSIC: "You Spin Me Round (Like a Record)" by Dead Or Alive | 0:05:41 | 0:05:45 | |
Somebody call my lawyer. | 0:05:45 | 0:05:46 | |
Thank you very much for coming to the backstage tour | 0:06:01 | 0:06:03 | |
of the Guinea Pig's world. | 0:06:03 | 0:06:04 | |
This is the crazy stuff that I get up to on Ultimate Brain. | 0:06:04 | 0:06:07 | |
Please come next time. See you. | 0:06:07 | 0:06:09 | |
Ultimate Brain. | 0:06:14 | 0:06:16 | |
Ultimate Brain. It's a brand-new science-based game show hosted by... | 0:06:16 | 0:06:22 | |
BOOMING VOICE: Dr Brain! | 0:06:22 | 0:06:24 | |
A monkey. Standard. | 0:06:24 | 0:06:26 | |
Yeah, this is Dr Brain, | 0:06:26 | 0:06:28 | |
and he has got plenty of challenges up his sleeve. | 0:06:28 | 0:06:31 | |
Sort of like a monkey sleeve. Do monkey's have sleeves? | 0:06:31 | 0:06:35 | |
What the teams have to do in order to win the game is answer | 0:06:35 | 0:06:38 | |
a series of scientific questions. | 0:06:38 | 0:06:41 | |
So, important questions like... | 0:06:41 | 0:06:43 | |
How can you overcome a bad case of wind? | 0:06:43 | 0:06:45 | |
Well, that's easy. | 0:06:45 | 0:06:47 | |
To overcome a bad case of wind, | 0:06:47 | 0:06:48 | |
all you need to do is avoid baked beans, Brussels sprouts and cabbage. | 0:06:48 | 0:06:53 | |
Or, you know, simply let it all out. Go on, let it out. | 0:06:53 | 0:06:56 | |
I mean, believe me, I do. | 0:06:56 | 0:06:58 | |
I mean, em... | 0:07:00 | 0:07:02 | |
In this show, there's also a human guinea pig, who takes | 0:07:02 | 0:07:05 | |
part in the crazier experiments. | 0:07:05 | 0:07:07 | |
Mr Guinea Pig! | 0:07:07 | 0:07:08 | |
Look at him, eh? Rolling around in balloons. I bet he's well fun. | 0:07:12 | 0:07:15 | |
A right barrel of laughs. | 0:07:15 | 0:07:17 | |
How's it even meant to work? Why don't you do it? | 0:07:18 | 0:07:20 | |
So when it goes wrong, it's all your fault. | 0:07:20 | 0:07:22 | |
Whoa, whoa, whoa, human guinea pig. | 0:07:22 | 0:07:25 | |
Who's ruffled your furry, giving it all this. | 0:07:25 | 0:07:27 | |
What seaside have you been to and seen crabs that look like this? | 0:07:30 | 0:07:32 | |
Shield, yeah. A great bit of spin-doctoring there, a shield. | 0:07:32 | 0:07:35 | |
Real doctors, are you? | 0:07:35 | 0:07:36 | |
I wouldn't have made this ridiculous space crab. | 0:07:36 | 0:07:39 | |
That's right, people. | 0:07:39 | 0:07:40 | |
The guinea pig tends to get a little bit grumpy, now and then. | 0:07:40 | 0:07:44 | |
But who can blame him when he's doing such ridiculous challenges? | 0:07:44 | 0:07:47 | |
Do you like it, Guinea Pig? Do you think it's going to work? | 0:07:47 | 0:07:50 | |
Absolutely not. | 0:07:50 | 0:07:51 | |
Luckily, my pet guinea pig isn't grumpy at all, are you, Squiffy? | 0:07:51 | 0:07:55 | |
HIGH-PITCHED VOICE: Oi, you, shut it! | 0:07:55 | 0:07:58 | |
-You what? -Always harping on about CBBC shows and whatnot. | 0:07:58 | 0:08:01 | |
I'm sick of it! | 0:08:01 | 0:08:02 | |
Oh, and another thing. You stink. Ha-ha! | 0:08:03 | 0:08:06 | |
Imagine if you did actually have an ultimate brain. | 0:08:06 | 0:08:09 | |
All the things you could do with a massive brain. | 0:08:09 | 0:08:12 | |
All the things you could do with a massive brain. | 0:08:13 | 0:08:15 | |
-ECHOING: -All the things you could do with a massive brain... | 0:08:15 | 0:08:18 | |
Nah, I can't think of anything. | 0:08:20 | 0:08:22 | |
My Team - The Cheerleaders is a show about, you guessed it, cheerleaders. | 0:08:27 | 0:08:31 | |
Is it cheerleaders? It is. It's cheerleaders. | 0:08:31 | 0:08:34 | |
On the show, every team says they're the best team. | 0:08:37 | 0:08:39 | |
They can't all be right. | 0:08:39 | 0:08:41 | |
And the winner is... All of you. You're all good, really. | 0:08:41 | 0:08:44 | |
Just cut the trophy in half. I just got a handle. | 0:08:44 | 0:08:46 | |
A lot of people probably don't view cheerleading as an actual sport, | 0:08:46 | 0:08:49 | |
but it is, definitely. It's very physical. | 0:08:49 | 0:08:52 | |
It's too physical. I got tired watching it. | 0:08:52 | 0:08:55 | |
Stunts are the showpiece of any cheer routine and can mean tons of points. | 0:08:55 | 0:08:59 | |
A group of basers on the ground throw or lift the flier into the air, | 0:08:59 | 0:09:03 | |
allowing them to perform different shapes. | 0:09:03 | 0:09:06 | |
To pull off a great stunt, teamwork is key. | 0:09:06 | 0:09:09 | |
A lot of people think cheerleading is just pompoms. | 0:09:09 | 0:09:12 | |
I know I did. I was disappointed. | 0:09:12 | 0:09:14 | |
I'm a cheerleader now, lifting people up every week. | 0:09:14 | 0:09:16 | |
Still waiting for the pompoms. | 0:09:16 | 0:09:17 | |
In the show, I don't know how the cheerleaders do some of the stunts. | 0:09:17 | 0:09:20 | |
-Can I show you my ham stretch? -Yeah, sure. | 0:09:20 | 0:09:23 | |
Let me help you first. Yay. | 0:09:23 | 0:09:27 | |
I'd be worried if I tried to do something like that. | 0:09:27 | 0:09:29 | |
And now I'm stuck here for ever, | 0:09:31 | 0:09:33 | |
just going around day-to-day life with a leg up here. | 0:09:33 | 0:09:35 | |
Ignore that, I tried to do some cheerleading. | 0:09:35 | 0:09:37 | |
It feels like you're actually flying. | 0:09:37 | 0:09:39 | |
You're in the air and sometimes you don't feel | 0:09:39 | 0:09:41 | |
like you're ever going to come down. | 0:09:41 | 0:09:43 | |
If I had to be in that group that threw someone up in the air, | 0:09:43 | 0:09:45 | |
I mean, I don't know why I would be in that group. | 0:09:45 | 0:09:47 | |
"Get Myles on the phone." "Myles, help us cheerlead, boy." | 0:09:47 | 0:09:50 | |
I'd by worried I'd throw them too high. Lift them up, there they go. | 0:09:50 | 0:09:53 | |
Whoosh. They just keep going up into the sky. | 0:09:53 | 0:09:56 | |
They don't stop. Into the moon. | 0:09:56 | 0:09:57 | |
That's why I shouldn't cheerlead. Too strong. | 0:09:57 | 0:09:59 | |
Opened a jam jar yesterday. | 0:09:59 | 0:10:00 | |
If I was the person being thrown, | 0:10:00 | 0:10:02 | |
I'd want to have a meeting beforehand. | 0:10:02 | 0:10:04 | |
"All right, guys. So, you are all throwing me up in the air today. | 0:10:04 | 0:10:08 | |
"One question that's just on my mind. | 0:10:08 | 0:10:10 | |
"Will you catch me? | 0:10:10 | 0:10:12 | |
"Now, you're nodding, you're saying you will, | 0:10:12 | 0:10:14 | |
"but you can't even catch a bus in the morning." | 0:10:14 | 0:10:16 | |
Give me a P. Give me an E. Give me a T. | 0:10:16 | 0:10:20 | |
It's time for my favourite bit of the show, it's... | 0:10:20 | 0:10:23 | |
One demands a throne to sit on whilst watching CBBC | 0:10:26 | 0:10:29 | |
with one white blanket and one solitary salad leaf. | 0:10:29 | 0:10:33 | |
That is all. | 0:10:33 | 0:10:35 | |
What's this? Slammer is it, eh? Making a joke about prison? | 0:10:35 | 0:10:39 | |
Let me tell you, sunshine, prison ain't no joke! | 0:10:39 | 0:10:44 | |
Rachel's mum said she can't have a dog, so they've got me. | 0:10:46 | 0:10:49 | |
I'm much better than the real dog, plus there's no need for me | 0:10:49 | 0:10:52 | |
to go lav-lav. | 0:10:52 | 0:10:53 | |
Oh, I just love Strange Hill High. I just love it. | 0:10:53 | 0:10:57 | |
Sit down, you mutt! | 0:10:57 | 0:10:58 | |
As I was saying, I just love Strange Hill High. | 0:10:58 | 0:11:00 | |
It's brilliant, innit? | 0:11:00 | 0:11:02 | |
If you want to hear your pet talk, | 0:11:02 | 0:11:04 | |
then get onto the CBBC website thing and search the word pet. | 0:11:04 | 0:11:07 | |
You know what? Doing this job has made me realise | 0:11:09 | 0:11:12 | |
that CBBC is like an overflowing bin in a heat wave. | 0:11:12 | 0:11:15 | |
Smells good, baby. | 0:11:16 | 0:11:18 | |
If you don't believe me, then chew on these best bits. | 0:11:18 | 0:11:21 | |
Which song will be representing the nation? | 0:11:21 | 0:11:25 | |
I know where these songs started and I know how far they've come | 0:11:25 | 0:11:28 | |
and how much crafting and working that's taken. | 0:11:28 | 0:11:31 | |
Really pleased. Thank you. | 0:11:31 | 0:11:33 | |
Right... | 0:11:33 | 0:11:34 | |
It's crunch time. | 0:11:35 | 0:11:38 | |
The song we've chosen is... | 0:11:38 | 0:11:40 | |
This is the very high school that Taylor went to. | 0:11:41 | 0:11:43 | |
Did you know back then that she was going to be something special? | 0:11:45 | 0:11:48 | |
She had a little star quality about her that we thought that there | 0:11:48 | 0:11:51 | |
might be something, but, you know, you never know. | 0:11:51 | 0:11:54 | |
I'm actually feeling a little bit down at the moment, Hacker. | 0:11:54 | 0:11:57 | |
Oh, right. | 0:11:57 | 0:11:58 | |
Hang on, that's the wrong voice, sorry. | 0:12:00 | 0:12:02 | |
Come on, put an end to this nonsense, it's a shambles. | 0:12:02 | 0:12:06 | |
I'm feeling down in the mouth. | 0:12:06 | 0:12:08 | |
It was worth it in the end. | 0:12:08 | 0:12:10 | |
Talking time is done. | 0:12:10 | 0:12:12 | |
Kenny is a top American cheerleading coach, | 0:12:12 | 0:12:15 | |
and he's not feeling cheerful. | 0:12:15 | 0:12:17 | |
Five, six, seven, jump. One and three. | 0:12:17 | 0:12:20 | |
Stop. | 0:12:20 | 0:12:21 | |
Can you guys sit down for a second? | 0:12:21 | 0:12:22 | |
I don't know what pace you're used to working at, but for me | 0:12:22 | 0:12:25 | |
to get stuff done, I need you to snap out of the Lala Land you're in, OK? | 0:12:25 | 0:12:28 | |
I'm not here for you to love me, want to come back | 0:12:28 | 0:12:32 | |
and coach you every day, I'm here so we can get stuff done. | 0:12:32 | 0:12:35 | |
You belong with us now. | 0:12:35 | 0:12:36 | |
I've never belonged with anyone before. | 0:12:38 | 0:12:39 | |
You do now. | 0:12:41 | 0:12:42 | |
ROMANTIC MUSIC PLAYS | 0:12:45 | 0:12:48 | |
Wow. | 0:12:55 | 0:12:56 | |
She's on to us. | 0:12:57 | 0:12:58 | |
What? | 0:12:58 | 0:13:00 | |
'I don't know how Emily found out about us, | 0:13:02 | 0:13:04 | |
'but I don't want her to know yet.' | 0:13:04 | 0:13:05 | |
I'm not ready yet. | 0:13:05 | 0:13:07 | |
'We're in big trouble.' | 0:13:07 | 0:13:09 | |
Time for one last selfie from her. From me. | 0:13:09 | 0:13:11 | |
CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS | 0:13:13 | 0:13:14 | |
GLASS SHATTERS | 0:13:14 | 0:13:16 | |
Oh, no, he's done it again. Camera down, camera down. | 0:13:16 | 0:13:19 | |
I'm not paying for that camera. No, no. Not after last time. Come on. | 0:13:19 | 0:13:22 | |
-LAUREN: -Guys, I need to be quick. | 0:13:23 | 0:13:25 | |
I have made one of the most important discoveries | 0:13:25 | 0:13:28 | |
of the 21st century. | 0:13:28 | 0:13:29 | |
SIRENS SOUND | 0:13:31 | 0:13:32 | |
Find me that tape and find it now. | 0:13:34 | 0:13:37 | |
SHE WHISTLES | 0:13:37 | 0:13:38 | |
I haven't got much time. | 0:13:46 | 0:13:48 | |
CBBC are monitoring me and they could cut me off at any point. | 0:13:48 | 0:13:51 | |
But I just had to tell you guys The Next Step is coming back | 0:13:51 | 0:13:54 | |
and the first episode will be on, on the... | 0:13:54 | 0:13:57 | |
BEEP | 0:13:57 | 0:13:58 | |
Right, then, that's all you're getting. I've got to go lav-lav. | 0:13:58 | 0:14:02 | |
What? I've been holding on for ages. | 0:14:02 | 0:14:04 | |
Look, if you want more wicked CBBC stuff, | 0:14:04 | 0:14:06 | |
then go over to the CBBC iPlayer. | 0:14:06 | 0:14:09 | |
Now, does anybody know when the next bus is? | 0:14:09 | 0:14:11 | |
Huh? Oh! | 0:14:11 | 0:14:13 |