Episode 3 WHOOPS I MISSED THE BUS

Hallow, you join me live. Look how many people there are in the

audience, probably. Just in my bedroom, some pillows. Let's focus

is important. The slammer returns. It is a big old talent show. It is

great. I hope he does not forget that he is the governor. Every time

he says, who the governor? We go through this every episode. Make a

note of it. One of the performers plays the recorder and you might be

thinking, why is that interesting? Wait for it! That is enough waiting.

No, no, no. That is odd. Not the nose. I am thinking, I am enjoying

this, the recorder is a beautiful instrument, it is unappreciated. Not

the nose. I think it would be better if it was not up the nose, if I am

honest. There was an amazing group of dancers who used lights to dance.

I want to try and do that. I must do some shapes with the light. I love

how everyone on The Slammer is so talented. Mostly everyone! I have

been inspired to work on a talent. I have genuinely tried to learn how to

juggle. Come with me on my journey through something beautiful. I think

I am good enough to swap the juggling balls for ex. Do not expect

to see me on The Slammer Returns for a while. Your act is gravity. Who is

the governor? You are the governor. Someone get him a name badge. I'd

think he'd dropped a ball. What has been making you livid about CBBC?

After a year you just stop broadcasting a programme. I am livid

about Blue Peter. He has great care and I had the good hair. I am not

the one with the good hair any more. It makes me livid. Talking

about meat paste when I'm eating my breakfast. Dear viewers, thank you

for your comments about CBBC. I would like to offer you a

congratulatory handshake. A nice, polite handshake. Not a dreadful

high-five that people seem content on doing these days. We will see you

next week. Did you pass? I thought that Barney Harwood would such a

nice boy. It looks silly. Do they not realise they are on national

television? Standards are definitely slipping. I simply cannot take it

any more. Next stop, it is behind the scenes on Strange Hill High.

Somehow, I managed to bag the job of voicing a character in the new

series. The CBBC extra cameras followed me during the production

process to see how the show was made. First, the boys. It is time

for the recording studio. Over the next few weeks, I recorded all the

lines. I cannot believe this is a job. It is so much fun. I did have

to use all of my theatrical chaining. -- training. What a pro!

It has also sets and weird characters. I asked

It has also sets and weird a tour.

How have I gone back in time? I know, weird, isn't it? Stop it now!

The worst year of My Life was probably when I was about six. There

was the time I got so excited I wet myself and had to borrow emergency

pants. There was the time I got chosen to be the donkey in the

school Nativity. Yes, that is right. All my friends, like Catherine and

Nicola and death, they got to beat the lovely Angels in the lovely

Angels in their lovely white dresses. -- Steff. I got to be the

stinky donkey in the barn. I had this haircut. That's right, Alex

King, the worst year in My Life was definitely worse than the worst year

in your life. You might have tripped up and had water splashed on you but

at least he did not look like the baby chimpanzee. Time for the CBBC

best bits.