Episode 4 WHOOPS I MISSED THE BUS

Welcome back to Whoops I Missed The Bus,

and we've missed you, I tells thee.

Get ready for 15 minutes of CBBC as you've never seen it before.

So did you miss any of CBBC Live in NewcastleGateshead?

Howay, cockers!

How has Junior Vets been treating you?

-She is definitely a boy.

-I think this is a female.

And The Worst Year Of My Life Again.

More like the best 15 minutes of your life. Ha!

As always, our resident CBBC video bloggers, Myles and Lauren,

will be our eyes and ears.

Last week, they were let out of their bedrooms to visit

-Live In NewcastleGateshead.

-We are literally going behind the scenes.

Tickets, please.

BUS BELL RINGS

What's this?

Bloggers Lauren and Myles in the same place at the same time?

I thought they were like Clark Kent and Superman.

BOTH: Hello, everybody, and welcome to Live At NewcastleGateshead!

-There's nobody here, is there?

-Do you think they can edit in a crowd?

-Just going, "Yay!"

-CHEERING

Howay, cockers!

Having a good time?

We've got these, which means we can go absolutely anywhere.

-It says AAA, which means...

-Andy's Amazing Apples.

-No.

-Access All Areas.

-Access all areas. Both make sense.

-I told you about this.

-So we thought

we're going to try and meet some stars.

-No? No. Hey... He's not...

-Ah.

We are literally going behind the scenes.

That's the scenes,

and we're behind it.

Look at all these screws!

Look at them all! What do you even do with that many screws?

I'm behind the Blue Peter stage. Some behind-the-scenes magic.

What's going on here, then? Something they made earlier?

Make some noise!

CHEERING

I've been hanging around with Myles all day

and he's not much of a celebrity, is he?

So let's go find some real celebs. Come on.

It's only Lindsey Russell from Blue Peter! How's it going, Lindsey?

I'm at the rehearsal space for 5 Seconds Of Summer

and here's the band coming on right now.

# Don't stop Doing what your doing

# Every time you move to the beat It gets harder for me

# And you know it Know it, know it. #

We're 5 Seconds Of Summer and we're in NewcastleGateshead.

It's Chris Johnson! I've only gone and found Johnny and Inel.

-Look who I've found. Barney Harwood.

-Hi.

-How's it going today?

-Are you enjoying it?

-I'm loving today.

It's very, very busy and it's very, very fun.

-Who's that?

-That's me.

-One word to describe this event so far?

-Awesome.

-Mega.

Apart from a massive bee is hovering around here.

Can we swing around and show the big bee?

That's terrifying.

It's a health-and-safety issue.

Tell me how you're feeling about today's fantastic event?

We can't wait. There's a lot happening on the show today.

We're doing a live show on this very stage behind us.

# Let me down Let me down, let me down

# Won't you let me down Let me down. #

Every celebrity that I find,

I want to take the ugliest selfie with possible.

-Are you up for it?

-I don't do ugly well, but we'll try.

One, two, three. CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS

-Ready?

-Ready.

-Best ugly selfie ever.

One, two, three.

-What's happened here?

-Where's Radzi's face gone?

-I don't know.

How's that happened?

-No face.

-No face!

BOTH: No face!

BOTH: No face.

I've got a face!

We are outside the sports tent.

Let's go inside, see how sporty I am.

Can you beat an Olympic rower? No.

Can you beat an Olympic gold-medal cyclist? Definitely not.

We've got a dance tent.

# Every day I'm shuffling...

MUSIC CONTINUES

On Whoops I Missed The Bus,

we miss the bus - it's in the title.

So I thought I'd go around and ask other people,

if they were running late,

what form of transport which they take to get somewhere?

-A motorbike.

-A time machine.

-Roller skates.

-Roller skates. Simple. Keeping it simple.

That's behind the scenes at NewcastleGateshead.

Hope you enjoyed it.

-Have we got to give these back now?

-Leg it.

I am livid. Do you want to know why?

Because I haven't had my chance to say how bad that Yonko fella is.

Oh, dear. Here's some of you lot being livid.

What makes me livid is Dani's Castle,

because it's a bit dramatic, like the acting.

Oh! I know exactly what we need to do!

What makes me livid? Wolfblood. Because I don't like wolves.

Right, I'm just... Agh! I'm leaving, I've gone.

Bobby, you can't go now!

What makes me livid

is that Hacker always, always goes on about meat paste.

-HACKER:

-Meat!

-CROWD:

-Paste!

If you think YOU'RE bad, you should hear Dot Com,

she deals with all the e-mails that come in

and I think it might have had an effect on her,

because she is well livid!

'Dear CBBC,

'please, please, please can you show more episodes of The Next Step?

'Dear viewer, thank you for your e-mail, I have to say

'I don't share your enthusiasm for this so-called series.

'In fact, I barely recognise any of the dance moves.'

CHEERING

'It certainly wasn't like that in my day.

'I mean, whatever happened to good old-fashioned ballroom?!

'Is this really what young people of today are calling dancing? Dancing!

'All those somersaults and popping and locking!

'I've come over all queasy,

'which leaves me flabbergasted, incredulous, exhausted.

'Oh, I simply can't take any more!'

She is feisty.

Right, everyone, buckle up and enjoy the ride as we take you

behind the scenes of The Worst Year Of My Life Again.

-I still think this could be your year.

-Yeah.

Yeah!

You're right, it can only get better, right?

'A whole year, how bad can it be?'

Clue's in the title, son - Worst Year Of My Life Again.

Mind you, if I was Alex King

and I had to relive the last 12 months, I'd be pretty peeved, too.

On the night of his 15th birthday, he goes to bed and wakes up

and he's 14 again and he has to live through the whole year again

and he tries his hardest to change everything that's happened.

It always ends up just as bad, if not worse,

as the first time round.

I got him! I had to set it off myself, but that still counts.

At least it's just water. Last time around, you got me with green slime,

-so I'm still one up.

-Slime - that would've been great.

The luck this boy receives is unbelievably bad.

Yes, imagine if the last year of your life was nothing

but comedy falls, silly costumes and food thrown into your face.

Hang on, that was the last year of my life.

Still, at least he's got his best mates, Maddy and Simon.

SHE EXHALES AND SHRIEKS REPEATEDLY

"Help, I'm stuck in a moving cupboard."

BOTH: Oh.

With all good comedies come the bad guys

and these two have the best line in insults ever.

I'm going to squeeze your head like a sauce bottle.

-You've got a customer.

-Creepy weirdo, get out!

You're a cowardly, snivelling little liar, Birch.

-He makes a good point.

-Oh, shut up!

And, of course, there's the love interest, Nicola.

She laughs. A lot.

# Oh, dream weaver

# I believe you can get me Through the night. #

She's edgy, blonde, beautiful.

I don't kiss and tell.

Why can't it be me repeating the year? It's wasted on you.

But really, Simon, would you want to?

A whole year of pranks, falls and general tomfoolery?

Hang on, talking about my life again.

-I've been given a whole new start. Last year...

-Alex!

..was the worst year of my life.

And this year will be the best, starting now.

So for all your Aussie laughs,

watch Worst Year Of My Life Again on CBBC.

Starting now.

Junior Vets is like a good dog.

It's good. I really like this show.

I like the idea of everyone helping each other out.

-Some of them get really into it.

-This is definitely a boy.

-I think this is a female.

-In one episode, the vets had to check

on the baby calf, which is fair enough.

Check on the baby calf, check he's doing all right.

He hadn't been born yet, he was still inside the mum.

How are we going to check on that? Right, has everyone got gloves?

I think my junior vets have a good idea where those might be going.

I can feel two feet and a nose of a calf.

Look at that cow, just minding its own business,

thinking about milk and then...

"Are you all right, back there? What are you doing?"

And, sometimes, the junior vets encounter problems

when looking after the animals.

He doesn't know what's going on,

because he can't talk our language

and we can't talk his, so we can't exactly tell him.

I like to imagine it, when you translate the pigs, they're saying,

"Come on, guys, what are you doing? What are you doing?!"

While I was watching Junior Vets, I was thinking you never see

a whale on here, or a dolphin.

"This is my dolphin, it's got really bad posture."

It is quite cool to see how they help out the different animals,

but, normally, it is something quite big that's wrong with them.

This cow had to have an operation in its head to help it out.

I mean, that cow is thinking, "I can't be dealing with this,

"I've got things to be doing and now they're operating on me.

"I mean, I'm all for junior vets, guys, but how old are they?

"Now, there's a TV crew! Everyone's watching."

So there we go. We've got Junior Vets.

What's next - Junior Airline Pilots?

"This is your captain speaking. First-ever time I've flown a plane.

"I'm 11, so this'll be interesting."

From vets to pets. Ever wondered what your pet is thinking?

Now you might find out in -

"Oh, wow, it's Horrible Histories! It's on TV, look.

"Look, I love it, I love it. It's Rattus Rattus. Look!

"Look!"

-WITH SCOUSE ACCENT:

-"Hey, that's Hacker.

"Top lad, like. Look at that hair, just like mine.

"Right, I'll finish this grub

"and I'm going to go put my best wig on. Ta-ra!"

"Strange Hill High, eh?

"What's strange is why they paint that wall so red.

"It hurts my eyes.

"When I'm in charge, I'm going to paint it black, like my coat.

"I just need to overthrow the humans somehow. Purr!"

-WITH POSH VOICE:

-"Oh, I cannot stand Hacker!

"I refuse to watch him. I simply refuse.

"That rude mongrel ought to have no airtime at all.

"I shall look this way until he's gone!"

Get your pet on CBBC.

Search "pet" on the CBBC website to find out more. Do it now.

The pets want you to.

OK, OK, OK, best-bits time.

Always the highlight of the show.

In fact, it probably is the best bit.

Apart from me, of course, I am good.

# And I keep going to the river to pray

# Cos I need something that can wash out the pain... #

Let me announce that my special guest presenter for the day

is Rhydian from Wolfblood, Mr Bobby Lockwood!

-Well, hello, everybody.

-Rhydian just hugged me.

-You all right, Chris?

-Rhydian just hugged me.

# I got the eye of the tiger... #

Oh, my wow. Aren't I just totally jungle-tastic?

Kelly, I don't know what happened.

You were singing then you weren't singing. I hate you.

Simon, you've totally nailed what I did wrong. Judge-mazing.

HE SCREAMS

He's done it! He's done it!

-THEY CHANT:

-Pie! Pie! Pie! Pie! Pie! Pie! Pie!

Yeah! Yeah, he's doing it!

Rub it in your 'air!

West!

That's not my choreography! What are you doing?

'I do Michelle's routine while I'm doing Emily's routine'

cos I got kind of confused.

-What WAS that?

-You know, your choreography just makes me want...

I just get so amped, I want to...

I just want to do that.

I complimented her so she can feel good about that.

My cover, it was genius.

You're a good-looking man.

My mum used to make me wear a Bobby Lockwood mask around the house

just so she wouldn't vomit every time she saw me.

That's not normal.

OK, let him have it.

# There's no place I'd rather... #

THEY LAUGH

You're not doing well, are you?

# No place I'd rather be... #

Oh, do you know what?

-I don't think either of us won that.

-You cracked the camera. I won it!

-Oh, fine, you won. I think you were still terrible.

-This is a travesty.

That is it from Whoops I Missed The Bus. If you missed us, well...

Well, I mean that just sort of messes everything up, doesn't it?

Why did you tune in now?

But never fear for we'll be back next Saturday with

more from the world of CBBC.