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Welcome back to Whoops I Missed The Bus,

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and we've missed you, I tells thee.

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Get ready for 15 minutes of CBBC as you've never seen it before.

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So did you miss any of CBBC Live in NewcastleGateshead?

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Howay, cockers!

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How has Junior Vets been treating you?

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-She is definitely a boy.

-I think this is a female.

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And The Worst Year Of My Life Again.

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More like the best 15 minutes of your life. Ha!

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As always, our resident CBBC video bloggers, Myles and Lauren,

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will be our eyes and ears.

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Last week, they were let out of their bedrooms to visit

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-Live In NewcastleGateshead.

-We are literally going behind the scenes.

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Tickets, please.

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BUS BELL RINGS

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What's this?

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Bloggers Lauren and Myles in the same place at the same time?

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I thought they were like Clark Kent and Superman.

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BOTH: Hello, everybody, and welcome to Live At NewcastleGateshead!

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-There's nobody here, is there?

-Do you think they can edit in a crowd?

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-Just going, "Yay!"

-CHEERING

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Howay, cockers!

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Having a good time?

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We've got these, which means we can go absolutely anywhere.

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-It says AAA, which means...

-Andy's Amazing Apples.

-No.

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-Access All Areas.

-Access all areas. Both make sense.

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-I told you about this.

-So we thought

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we're going to try and meet some stars.

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-No? No. Hey... He's not...

-Ah.

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We are literally going behind the scenes.

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That's the scenes,

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and we're behind it.

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Look at all these screws!

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Look at them all! What do you even do with that many screws?

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I'm behind the Blue Peter stage. Some behind-the-scenes magic.

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What's going on here, then? Something they made earlier?

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Make some noise!

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CHEERING

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I've been hanging around with Myles all day

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and he's not much of a celebrity, is he?

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So let's go find some real celebs. Come on.

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It's only Lindsey Russell from Blue Peter! How's it going, Lindsey?

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I'm at the rehearsal space for 5 Seconds Of Summer

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and here's the band coming on right now.

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# Don't stop Doing what your doing

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# Every time you move to the beat It gets harder for me

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# And you know it Know it, know it. #

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We're 5 Seconds Of Summer and we're in NewcastleGateshead.

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It's Chris Johnson! I've only gone and found Johnny and Inel.

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-Look who I've found. Barney Harwood.

-Hi.

-How's it going today?

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-Are you enjoying it?

-I'm loving today.

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It's very, very busy and it's very, very fun.

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-Who's that?

-That's me.

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-One word to describe this event so far?

-Awesome.

-Mega.

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Apart from a massive bee is hovering around here.

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Can we swing around and show the big bee?

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That's terrifying.

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It's a health-and-safety issue.

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Tell me how you're feeling about today's fantastic event?

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We can't wait. There's a lot happening on the show today.

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We're doing a live show on this very stage behind us.

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# Let me down Let me down, let me down

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# Won't you let me down Let me down. #

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Every celebrity that I find,

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I want to take the ugliest selfie with possible.

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-Are you up for it?

-I don't do ugly well, but we'll try.

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One, two, three. CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS

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-Ready?

-Ready.

-Best ugly selfie ever.

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One, two, three.

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-What's happened here?

-Where's Radzi's face gone?

-I don't know.

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How's that happened?

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-No face.

-No face!

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BOTH: No face!

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BOTH: No face.

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I've got a face!

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We are outside the sports tent.

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Let's go inside, see how sporty I am.

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Can you beat an Olympic rower? No.

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Can you beat an Olympic gold-medal cyclist? Definitely not.

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We've got a dance tent.

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# Every day I'm shuffling...

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MUSIC CONTINUES

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On Whoops I Missed The Bus,

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we miss the bus - it's in the title.

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So I thought I'd go around and ask other people,

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if they were running late,

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what form of transport which they take to get somewhere?

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-A motorbike.

-A time machine.

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-Roller skates.

-Roller skates. Simple. Keeping it simple.

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That's behind the scenes at NewcastleGateshead.

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Hope you enjoyed it.

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-Have we got to give these back now?

-Leg it.

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I am livid. Do you want to know why?

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Because I haven't had my chance to say how bad that Yonko fella is.

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Oh, dear. Here's some of you lot being livid.

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What makes me livid is Dani's Castle,

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because it's a bit dramatic, like the acting.

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Oh! I know exactly what we need to do!

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What makes me livid? Wolfblood. Because I don't like wolves.

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Right, I'm just... Agh! I'm leaving, I've gone.

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Bobby, you can't go now!

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What makes me livid

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is that Hacker always, always goes on about meat paste.

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-HACKER:

-Meat!

-CROWD:

-Paste!

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If you think YOU'RE bad, you should hear Dot Com,

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she deals with all the e-mails that come in

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and I think it might have had an effect on her,

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because she is well livid!

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'Dear CBBC,

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'please, please, please can you show more episodes of The Next Step?

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'Dear viewer, thank you for your e-mail, I have to say

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'I don't share your enthusiasm for this so-called series.

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'In fact, I barely recognise any of the dance moves.'

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CHEERING

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'It certainly wasn't like that in my day.

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'I mean, whatever happened to good old-fashioned ballroom?!

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'Is this really what young people of today are calling dancing? Dancing!

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'All those somersaults and popping and locking!

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'I've come over all queasy,

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'which leaves me flabbergasted, incredulous, exhausted.

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'Oh, I simply can't take any more!'

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She is feisty.

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Right, everyone, buckle up and enjoy the ride as we take you

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behind the scenes of The Worst Year Of My Life Again.

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-I still think this could be your year.

-Yeah.

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Yeah!

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You're right, it can only get better, right?

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'A whole year, how bad can it be?'

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Clue's in the title, son - Worst Year Of My Life Again.

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Mind you, if I was Alex King

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and I had to relive the last 12 months, I'd be pretty peeved, too.

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On the night of his 15th birthday, he goes to bed and wakes up

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and he's 14 again and he has to live through the whole year again

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and he tries his hardest to change everything that's happened.

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It always ends up just as bad, if not worse,

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as the first time round.

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I got him! I had to set it off myself, but that still counts.

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At least it's just water. Last time around, you got me with green slime,

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-so I'm still one up.

-Slime - that would've been great.

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The luck this boy receives is unbelievably bad.

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Yes, imagine if the last year of your life was nothing

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but comedy falls, silly costumes and food thrown into your face.

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Hang on, that was the last year of my life.

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Still, at least he's got his best mates, Maddy and Simon.

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SHE EXHALES AND SHRIEKS REPEATEDLY

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"Help, I'm stuck in a moving cupboard."

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BOTH: Oh.

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With all good comedies come the bad guys

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and these two have the best line in insults ever.

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I'm going to squeeze your head like a sauce bottle.

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-You've got a customer.

-Creepy weirdo, get out!

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You're a cowardly, snivelling little liar, Birch.

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-He makes a good point.

-Oh, shut up!

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And, of course, there's the love interest, Nicola.

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She laughs. A lot.

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# Oh, dream weaver

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# I believe you can get me Through the night. #

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She's edgy, blonde, beautiful.

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I don't kiss and tell.

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Why can't it be me repeating the year? It's wasted on you.

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But really, Simon, would you want to?

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A whole year of pranks, falls and general tomfoolery?

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Hang on, talking about my life again.

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-I've been given a whole new start. Last year...

-Alex!

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..was the worst year of my life.

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And this year will be the best, starting now.

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So for all your Aussie laughs,

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watch Worst Year Of My Life Again on CBBC.

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Starting now.

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Junior Vets is like a good dog.

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It's good. I really like this show.

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I like the idea of everyone helping each other out.

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-Some of them get really into it.

-This is definitely a boy.

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-I think this is a female.

-In one episode, the vets had to check

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on the baby calf, which is fair enough.

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Check on the baby calf, check he's doing all right.

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He hadn't been born yet, he was still inside the mum.

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How are we going to check on that? Right, has everyone got gloves?

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I think my junior vets have a good idea where those might be going.

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I can feel two feet and a nose of a calf.

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Look at that cow, just minding its own business,

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thinking about milk and then...

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"Are you all right, back there? What are you doing?"

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And, sometimes, the junior vets encounter problems

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when looking after the animals.

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He doesn't know what's going on,

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because he can't talk our language

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and we can't talk his, so we can't exactly tell him.

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I like to imagine it, when you translate the pigs, they're saying,

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"Come on, guys, what are you doing? What are you doing?!"

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While I was watching Junior Vets, I was thinking you never see

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a whale on here, or a dolphin.

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"This is my dolphin, it's got really bad posture."

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It is quite cool to see how they help out the different animals,

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but, normally, it is something quite big that's wrong with them.

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This cow had to have an operation in its head to help it out.

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I mean, that cow is thinking, "I can't be dealing with this,

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"I've got things to be doing and now they're operating on me.

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"I mean, I'm all for junior vets, guys, but how old are they?

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"Now, there's a TV crew! Everyone's watching."

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So there we go. We've got Junior Vets.

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What's next - Junior Airline Pilots?

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"This is your captain speaking. First-ever time I've flown a plane.

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"I'm 11, so this'll be interesting."

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From vets to pets. Ever wondered what your pet is thinking?

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Now you might find out in -

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"Oh, wow, it's Horrible Histories! It's on TV, look.

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"Look, I love it, I love it. It's Rattus Rattus. Look!

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"Look!"

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-WITH SCOUSE ACCENT:

-"Hey, that's Hacker.

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"Top lad, like. Look at that hair, just like mine.

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"Right, I'll finish this grub

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"and I'm going to go put my best wig on. Ta-ra!"

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"Strange Hill High, eh?

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"What's strange is why they paint that wall so red.

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"It hurts my eyes.

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"When I'm in charge, I'm going to paint it black, like my coat.

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"I just need to overthrow the humans somehow. Purr!"

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-WITH POSH VOICE:

-"Oh, I cannot stand Hacker!

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"I refuse to watch him. I simply refuse.

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"That rude mongrel ought to have no airtime at all.

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"I shall look this way until he's gone!"

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Get your pet on CBBC.

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Search "pet" on the CBBC website to find out more. Do it now.

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The pets want you to.

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OK, OK, OK, best-bits time.

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Always the highlight of the show.

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In fact, it probably is the best bit.

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Apart from me, of course, I am good.

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# And I keep going to the river to pray

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# Cos I need something that can wash out the pain... #

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Let me announce that my special guest presenter for the day

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is Rhydian from Wolfblood, Mr Bobby Lockwood!

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-Well, hello, everybody.

-Rhydian just hugged me.

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-You all right, Chris?

-Rhydian just hugged me.

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# I got the eye of the tiger... #

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Oh, my wow. Aren't I just totally jungle-tastic?

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Kelly, I don't know what happened.

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You were singing then you weren't singing. I hate you.

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Simon, you've totally nailed what I did wrong. Judge-mazing.

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HE SCREAMS

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He's done it! He's done it!

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-THEY CHANT:

-Pie! Pie! Pie! Pie! Pie! Pie! Pie!

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Yeah! Yeah, he's doing it!

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Rub it in your 'air!

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West!

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That's not my choreography! What are you doing?

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'I do Michelle's routine while I'm doing Emily's routine'

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cos I got kind of confused.

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-What WAS that?

-You know, your choreography just makes me want...

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I just get so amped, I want to...

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I just want to do that.

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I complimented her so she can feel good about that.

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My cover, it was genius.

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You're a good-looking man.

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My mum used to make me wear a Bobby Lockwood mask around the house

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just so she wouldn't vomit every time she saw me.

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That's not normal.

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OK, let him have it.

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# There's no place I'd rather... #

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THEY LAUGH

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You're not doing well, are you?

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# No place I'd rather be... #

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Oh, do you know what?

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-I don't think either of us won that.

-You cracked the camera. I won it!

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-Oh, fine, you won. I think you were still terrible.

-This is a travesty.

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That is it from Whoops I Missed The Bus. If you missed us, well...

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Well, I mean that just sort of messes everything up, doesn't it?

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Why did you tune in now?

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But never fear for we'll be back next Saturday with

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more from the world of CBBC.

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