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BELL RINGS

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This is Whoops I Missed The Bus,

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15 minutes of the finest quality TV gold coming straight at you!

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I say gold, there might be some bronze in it as well, but anyhoo!

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What's been making you livid?

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It's boring! I'm bored!

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And what's this fella up to?

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What's he doing there? Ah, well!

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We're here to give you the best and the worst from the week on CBBC

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and our resident video bloggers - Myles and Lauren -

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will be calling the shots!

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We'll tell it how it is, so deal with it!

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Hop on aboard!

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BELL RINGS

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Right, first stop, it's one of our wonderful vloggers! It's Lauren!

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# It's the only way you'll ever leave The Slammer! #

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The Slammer Returns has r...r...returned?

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The Slammer Returns is back, and here's the headlines!

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Ed Sheeran in new dance fail!

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The Governor possessed by cockerel.

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Cock-a-doo-ooh!

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And Peter Crouch takes a tumble on the way to football training.

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The Slammer Returns - it's a classic CBBC programme,

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with everybody's favourite warden.

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-Who's the governor?

-ALL: You're the governor!

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-Maybe I could help you out, sir.

-No!

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-Er, this is the sort of sacrifice only a governor can make.

-Hmm.

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It's showtime!

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Oh-oh!

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So what's brilliant about The Slammer is the fact

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that the audience gets to review each act that they see,

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so they do it straight off the top of their heads. They see the act

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and then, they review them straightaway, immediately.

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It was amazingly scary. I can't believe it.

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Hang on, are they reading?

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Well, that fly is magic drinking that milk.

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When did they get time to write that down?

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Brilliantly fantastically superbly epic.

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Look, guys, you don't need a script. I mean, I don't.

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Co...ming...up not...next!

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-Who's the governor?

-ALL: You're the governor!

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Right, I'm not being funny, but it's a bit weird going around and,

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like, announcing your job title to everybody.

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Like, imagine if everyone went around doing that

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all the time, like, "Who's the dentist?" or, you know,

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"Who's the bus driver?" "Who's the vlogger?" Stupid!

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PEOPLE: You're the vlogger!

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Who's the vlogger?

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You're the vlogger!

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-Who's the vlogger?

-You're the vlogger!

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-Who's the vlogger?

-You are!

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-Now, leave it, will you?

-Yeah.

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What makes you livid about CBBC, I ask ye?

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BELL RINGS

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Those fake legs that stick up behind the desk whenever they're pretending

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to do a handstand or anything. It's absolutely stupid.

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-And then, I'm wobbling a bit...

-Huh? What?

-Watch out!

-Careful! Agh!

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CRASH!

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Where is Wolfblood? It hasn't been on for ages.

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And wolves are my favourite animals.

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Do you know what makes me livid? Sam and Mark.

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Why is it always Sam and Mark? Why do they always stand Sam and Mark?

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Sometimes I want a bit of Mark and Sam. It's boring! I'm bored!

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-BOTH: Welcome to the weekend!

-I'm Sam.

-I'm Mark.

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-And we're in Newhead!

-Gatescastle!

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Hang on, that's not right.

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The DNN theme song and Katie singing

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really makes me livid!

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-# Oh, footie, footie, football... #

-No, excuse me, excuse me.

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-Do you mind, er...

-Hey!

-..not singing?

-All right.

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Right, you lot, climb aboard

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for a trip behind the scenes of Friday Download.

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ALL: Woo!

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We're here filming Friday Download. This is where all the magic happens.

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So if you can see all around how many people we actually need

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-to make the production itself.

-And the most important people.

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The beautiful Friday Download audience.

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-Say hello, everybody?

-ALL: Hi!

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We're about to film the opening, so we'll all go on and be like,

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"And Cel, Shannon, your presenters!" And we run on and go...

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Dionne, Cel, Rich, Shannon!

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-I go that way, you go that way.

-I'm after you, ain't I?

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-It's all a bit hectic!

-Just can't wait to go!

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MAN: Five seconds. Four, three, two...

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CHEERING

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So here is where we do Hot or Not and also do our new, er, Upload Download

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-and, of course, we do games here, don't we, Cel?

-We do do games,

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so we've got all our little cool toys and gadgets behind me here.

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This is the screen where we play any of the games on.

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-I like this part of the set.

-I do. This is where we sit

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-and have a nice chat and tell you what we think about the world.

-Yeah.

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This is the social communication area for us.

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OK, so this is inside the gallery, so everything that's

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filmed in the studio and all the sound is sent through to in here.

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All the important people along here.

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They speak to us through here, in our earpieces.

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I think here is around where the director sits.

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This is all his, er, all his controls.

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It's a bit of power when you sit in this seat, actually. Ahem!

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There's just so many buttons!

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BELL RINGS

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Naomi's Nightmares Of Nature is a show where Naomi Wilkinson

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goes round the world, sees a whole bunch of crazy things.

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Like what, Myles? Well, watch the show

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and you'll find out. HE LAUGHS

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There's also weird and dangerous animals.

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It's kind of like Steve Backshall in Deadly Pole To Pole,

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but Naomi screams a lot more.

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SCREAMING

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SHE SHIVERS

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Steve loves seeing all the scary stuff,

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but Naomi's normally pretty terrified

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and I don't know if she went for the wrong job interview.

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Just turned up one day thinking she'd be working with cute cats and dogs,

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and them, bam, snakes! "Wait a sec!

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"I thought, you know, I'd be working with cute dogs, cute cats!"

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Well, snakes are kind of like cute cats, but they're longer and thin

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and they're a snake.

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But what do you do if you find a snake in your back garden?

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There's not a spot in the house they don't get. Lounge rooms, bathrooms.

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We've had them curled up in shower recesses.

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We've pulled out probably about 20 of those out of toilets.

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Just move house. Not even any point trying to get rid of a snake.

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Just move house, move country, it's the only way.

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What even is a snake anyway? It's just a tail. It's just all tail!

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The thought of finding one of the most venomous snakes on the planet

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in my own back garden - sorry,

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that's got to be a contender for my worst nightmare of nature.

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I do really like the show. It's good fun.

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Good fun, as opposed to bad fun.

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It's like I'm exploring the world with her,

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but I don't have to leave the comfort of my own house.

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But even then, there was a spider in my house recently.

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I don't like 'em. Too many legs!

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I don't trust an animal that has that many legs.

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What are you possibly doing with eight legs?

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Ooh! He's big!

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The thing is, I'm scared of spiders, so when I see them in the house,

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I can't get rid of them, I just have to leave them,

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so they just all live here now. We walk past each other

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in the corridor. "All right? Coming down for breakfast?"

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Aw! I'm actually going to have nightmares tonight.

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So that is Naomi's Nightmares Of Nature.

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I wish there was a Naomi's Dreams Of Nature.

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That would be amazing. Just a dog made of rainbows.

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A bear that plays trumpet.

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Can I present that? I've already got the bear.

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Give me a little trumpet, leave that with me,

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I'll teach it to him and then - bish, bash, bomb...

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Bim, bam, bomb - you've got yourself a new show.

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HE LAUGHS TO HIMSELF

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BELL RINGS

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Strange Hill High.

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One of the strangest episodes in the strangest show

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which has strange in its name

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saw Templeton become school security,

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which meant he went around and made sure

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that everyone at Strange Hill High was following the rules.

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-No dropping crumbs.

-Ah!

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No playing foot book inside school.

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No licking school property.

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I'll be honest, right? When I was at school, I loved rules!

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I wasn't one of those kids that, like, got detention or,

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you know, went to the head teacher's office or anything like that.

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Oh! I did break the rules one time, though.

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Um, in my school, we had something called the one-way corridor,

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which meant you could only walk down the corridor in one direction.

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One time, I walked down it the wrong way!

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-Ho! Boosh!

-HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYS

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SHE BEATBOXES

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Becky and co had headed to the greenhouse to do some gardening.

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Mitchell spread extreme fertiliser everywhere

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and, in the morning, one of the plants had grown

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into a really annoying PE teacher called Mr Creeper.

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WHISTLE BLOWS Step lively!

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-Now drop and give me 20.

-20 what?

-20 push-ups!

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-Or what do you say to 40?

-No thanks?

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That's right. In the world of Strange Hill High,

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plants turn into people.

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No, I said plants turned into people, not people turn into plants.

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But here's where Strange Hill High gets even Stranger Hill High!

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The extreme fertiliser means that even more plants

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hatch into even more annoying Mr Creepers

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until there's loads of annoying Mr Creepers all around the school.

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Imagine that!

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Having someone really, really annoying pop up wherever you go.

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Hello!

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Hello!

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Hello!

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-Hello!

-Right, that's it! You have got to be kidding me!

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So that's my vlog for Strange Hill High this week.

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I hope you enjoyed it and...

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-Oh! Come on!

-BELL RINGS

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Ooh!

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If you thought that was good, then check this out.

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Hey, Darcy, you seen this Next Step, like?

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Oh, yeah, top that! Although I can only remember seven seconds of it.

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Oh, yeah, short memory that. Hey, Darcy, you seen this Next Step, like?

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Oh, yeah, top that.

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Now, I do respect this Hacker chap!

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Yeah, I mean, the lad has done very well for himself

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to get his own show, considering he's an idiot! Ho-ho!

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Oh, oh, yes, I do tickle myself sometimes!

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I do like this Strange Hill High,

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but this so-called rap theme tune is slightly putting me off.

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Give me a bit of classical music any day of the week.

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Must watch "Who Let The Dogs Out?"

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Hey, hey! Are you playing or what? Are you playing or what?

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Do not distract me from "Who Let The Dogs Out?"

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Hmm... How To Be Epic @ Everything.

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Oh, maybe I could be epic at everything!

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Ooh, I could be a star! I could take over the world! Oh, I could, I could!

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Oh, no, I couldn't, actually. I ain't got any thumbs. Ha!

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If you fancy turning your pet into a star,

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then search "pet" on the CBBC website for all of the details.

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BELL RINGS

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Hank Zipzer, The World's Greatest Underachiever goes to school

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with human-sized bananas, apparently.

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Why are they there? I didn't know bananas went to school.

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They don't. What's two plus two?

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Nothing.

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'Hank Zipzer also gets in quite a lot of trouble.'

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But I am quite often in this much trouble.

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The most trouble that I've ever got in at school was when...

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I accidentally locked myself in the school toilet

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and they had to remove the door.

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They just took the door off.

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'I find it hard to write one sentence.

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'How am I going to write four paragraphs?'

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Took me about 12 hours!

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My favourite teacher at Hank's school is Mr Rock.

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With a name like Mr Rock, I was born...

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-To be a rock!

-..to play the guitar.

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Play guitar! That makes way more sense!

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I'm a fan of milkshakes. The best ingredients are bananas, milk and...

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No!

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I wouldn't have added a sock. I wasn't going to add a sock.

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Never thought of adding a sock to a shake.

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Milk? Definitely. Bananas? Yes.

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'Never a sock.' Eugh! That's actually really nice!

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Wow! That sock! Brings out the banana!

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Those pink socks are a lucky charm for Hank and his sister.

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The socks! They must be lucky socks!

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Lucky charms are normally quite small things

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that you can just put in your pocket out of sight.

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I want to know if somebody's got a lucky charm...

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that's like a microwave. Just bring in a microwave into an exam.

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"You can't bring that in here." "It's my lucky charm!"

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"You can't bring a microwave into the test!"

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"It's fine! And if I finish early, I can make a quick snack for everyone."

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MICROWAVE BEEPS (Sorry!)

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OK! It's Best Bits Time!

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I often think CBBC is a bit like a cake made from delicious ingredients

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and guess what? You are about to take a very big bite!

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-# I love the soccer football!

-Hey!

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-# I'm gonna watch me some goals!

-Now! #

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LAUGHTER

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We are joined by the two latest cast members of The Dumping Ground.

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It's Nelly and Gwen, ladies and gentlemen! Wave to the people!

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It's going to be a win...

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Oh, for Uruguay! Oh, no!

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Which one is our Blue Peter guide dog?

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-So which one is it, Dave?

-I'll just check.

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-There she is.

-Hello!

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-What's going on?

-This is me twin brother Boris.

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-No, no, you're not. You're not an identical twin.

-Yes, I am, Chris!

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-No.

-Look at Boris, look at our face!

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Yeah, I can see...see that.

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-He's made of cardboard.

-Apologise to Boris!

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Good, I'm going to count you down. I count one, two, three, you sing.

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We're going to lift the volume, get louder and louder and louder.

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The frequency will break the glass. Here we go, you ready?

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Uno...duo...quattro!

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'Tres amusing!'

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-ALL SING THE SAME NOTE

-And more! And more! And more!

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-GLASS SHATTERS

-And more!

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Oh!

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-Time now for Officially Amazing. Today, a man goes...

-Mangoes!

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# Juicy mangoes! Lovely mangoes! Juicy mangoes! Lovely mangoes!

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# Juicy mangoes! Lovely mangoes! Juicy mangoes...#

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-Where has it gone?

-Right here, Ben!

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-What? He's just thrown it into the sea?

-Oh, no!

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You just wait.

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Yeah, baby!

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Charlie Long Arms and his fiendishly long legs!

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# Don't stop doing what you're doing!

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# Cos every time you move to the beat It gets harder for me

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# And you know it know it, know it... #

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Howdy-diddily-do!

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I'm Crisp Packet!

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And welcome to Spring... No, what am I talking about? Sorry!

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Howdy-dinky-do!

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HE GIGGLES

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-Howdy-diddily-do-dahs!

-BIRDS CHIRP, HE GIGGLES

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I'm Crisp P... Oh, sorry, this is it. This is the one.

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Where are we?

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I don't know how, but I think...

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-HE GASPS

-We're inside Abercrombie!

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-Agh!

-Agh!

-Agh!

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Goodbye, children.

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-Wrong way.

-I'll just leave you there.

-I'll follow you. I'll follow you.

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BELL RINGS

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So that's all from Whoops I Missed The Bus.

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Aw! But we'll be back next Saturday, same time, same place.

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So if you miss any of your favourite CBBC shows,

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-then do not fret.

-BELL RINGS

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Just hop on board the bus-o-fun! Hang on, what's that?

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-Aw, I've missed it again!

-BELL RINGS

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