Episode 16 WHOOPS I MISSED THE BUS


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All aboard!

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Fasten those seatbelts and hold on tight,

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cos we're back with Whoops I Missed The Bus.

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And we've got another whistle-stop tour of CBBC for your very eyes.

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Well, this is a little...awkward.

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You calm down!

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It's time to get your dancing shoes on.

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# A-Troupe stand up

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# Everybody in the B-Troupe sit down

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# Sit down. #

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And what the dickens is this about?

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Yum, yum, yum.

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Oh, mmm!

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As usual, our two seasoned vloggers are ready and raring to go

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with all their CBBC knowledge.

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I-I-It's...Laura and Myles.

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It's funny, because I never even get the bus.

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I hardly even leave my room,

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apart from when I need to... sort of...

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use the toilet.

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Oh, yes, there are more goodies here

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than in the world's biggest gift shop,

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starting with our wonderful vlogger, Laura.

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Take it away, sister.

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Get out your laptops, get out your mobile phones,

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and get out your super-technological time machine.

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Wait, I don't have a time machine.

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Because this week, I've been watching the Vlogster

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talk all things tech in Technobytes.

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This is Technobytes.

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You could call this show the perfect diet.

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All the flavour of Technobabble, but with less than half the calories.

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And this week, we see the future of music,

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which I'm very excited about, because I'm still holding out

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for my chance to be in a girl band one day.

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POP MUSIC PLAYS

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Everyone stop. I'm out of breath.

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Marcus explores the seaboard.

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I'm imagining that has something to do with a cheeseboard.

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Instead of having all those old-school separate keys,

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you've got this one continuous, wavelike surface.

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So we took the keys of the keyboard, and made it into this -

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waves of a seaboard.

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Oh, OK, well, I was wrong about the... Well, the...

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Moving on.

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I think it's going to make it much easier for people to make,

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like, all the different possible sounds

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that different instruments can make with one instrument.

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So it makes it easier for people to, like, make music at home,

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or in their bedrooms.

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Different sounds and making music at home? Don't worry, Marcus.

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I've already got this covered.

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THEY PLAY A MELODY

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OK, maybe the future of music might be a little bit better.

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But at least I'm not as bad as Vlogster's karaoke...

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# Never going to let you down

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# Never going to run around and hurt you. #

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..am I? Oh, please tell me I'm not.

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But onto something just as important. Edible music.

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Yes, you heard that right.

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It takes half an hour for the laser to cut the track's grooves

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into the tortilla, then the record will play for about 30 seconds.

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This is so cool! But this invention could ruin a lot of parties.

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Are we ready to party? Let's get this music started!

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Laura, music please.

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Um...

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You've eaten the music again, haven't you?

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Yeah.

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And we could all be eating music for the rest of our lives,

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if humans manage to work out how to live forever.

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People who want to lift for ever choose to have their bodies,

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or even just their heads, frozen using liquid nitrogen.

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Frozen? I don't think I'd like that.

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Imagine if they make a mistake,

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bring you back to life, but can't unfreeze you?

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I don't think that would be too fun.

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I don't like this.

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But there's help!

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Tests on humans are now taking place,

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and some scientists think that one day,

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all you'll need to do to stop from growing old is take a few tablets.

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Although that could set you back...

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?20,000 a day?

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?20,000 a day?!

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Well, I'd better get working on my pop career, then.

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Just you wait. This will one day turn into an edible record.

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# La la la la

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# La la la

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# La la. #

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Oh, someone's a bit tetchy! I mean, techie.

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But moving swiftly on, we've got a bunch of 15 second fans

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bursting to give you their opinion on all things CBBC.

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Hello, everybody.

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My favourite TV programme on CBBC is Whoops I Missed The Bus,

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because it's such a funny TV show, and I love all the vloggers

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and the What You Thinking, Pet? part makes me laugh.

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Get in!

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My favourite show is The Next Step because I like dancing,

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and it also has West in it.

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Cos I really like his moves, cos he's sort of my style.

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And also, I like how James does the splits.

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Nice one!

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My favourite CBBC show is The Dengineers,

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cos you can make any, any super den that you want.

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You could make a dream den, like,

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you could make an artist's room.

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Anything like that.

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The Dengineers can do anything.

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Cracking!

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I like watching Matilda And The Ramsey Bunch,

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because I love cooking.

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My favourite recipe from her is...

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the big cookie!

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Bye!

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Jolly good. Bravo, team.

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Job well done.

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If you want the chance to have your face on screen,

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record a 15 second video telling us what you love about CBBC,

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and send it in via the Whoops web page.

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It's simples, like.

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So, fancy finding out what goes into

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planning a super Next Step dance performance?

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You bet you do, you eager little stoats!

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JAUNTY MUSIC PLAYS

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Hold it, hold it, hold it, hold it hold it. OK, good.

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THEY TALK AMONGST EACH OTHER

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So we just finished our first A-Troupe dance together.

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My first time dancing with all these people. It was kind of amazing.

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Felt good. Felt good.

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She threw back a little bit. I threw back a little bit.

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Did you see, I fell?

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I was like...

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And that's why we rehearse first.

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Five, two, three, four,

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five, six, seven, eight.

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Six, two, three, four,

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five, six, seven, eight.

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Seven, two, three, four,

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five, six, seven, eight.

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Eight, two, three, four,

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five, six, seven, eight!

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# Yeah, A-Troupe stand up

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# Everybody in the B-Troupe sit down, sit down

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# Cos we gon' get dirty, get dirty

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# Have a battle and get down, get down

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# Oh

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# Oh

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# Said we gon' get it hot, like

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# Move your body from left to right

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# Keep moving, don't stop doing it all night

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# Yeah, move that body from left to right... #

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We just did two runs of the new A-troupe big dance

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and it was awesome.

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And anyway, I was doing the steps.

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Yo.

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I'm just going to rap, all right. Here we go.

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Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, here we go.

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Yeah.

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# I'm chilling in the A-Troupe studio

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# With Briar, my dude-io

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# Yeah, and I ain't no... #

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Cut, cut, cut, cut.

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# ..she's my dude-io. #

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22, 20, take three.

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# Uh, uh, uh, uh

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# I got a one, two, three to the four, yeah

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# I'm kinda

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# Looking at the floor and

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# Yeah

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# I see that door

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# I'm gonna go that way

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# No more, uh. #

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THEY LAUGH

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ALL: True love, season four!

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When I see that a programme is called Wild Weird,

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my first thought is, "Well, how wild and weird?"

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What are we saying, on, like, a scale of wild and weird from,

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"Oh, you enjoy doing your homework, that's wild and weird," to...

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"Your mate Gary being a worm grunter."

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It seems that earthworms are irresistibly drawn

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to Gary's grunting.

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OK, Wild Weird, I think I'm going to keep watching.

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There is no other technique that I know of

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that can get these worms like this, but than with this right here.

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That is why it this show is interesting.

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I didn't know there were techniques for getting worms.

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I didn't know why you would need techniques for getting worms.

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And it made me think that,

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if Gary's walking up and down trying to think of techniques

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on how to get worms, is there a worm version of Gary,

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trying to think of techniques of how to get humans?

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"OK, so if Gary's got his musical instrument,

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"which we really like, we love that,

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"maybe we should do the same to get Gary.

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"Get a band together, like, Worm Direction or something.

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"That's just a pun, the music will be better, guys.

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"OK, I'm going to give it a go."

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# Gary, Gary

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# Gary. #

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I've been chosen! I've been chosen!

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No!

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That got a bit weird.

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Not as weird as what starfish have been getting up to, though.

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A starfish's arm can just detach and leave.

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People have seen arms basically crawling away from the body.

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And the sad thing about when that happens

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is that the starfish can't even wave goodbye.

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It's growing a new body from an arm.

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OK, starfish have gone too far.

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You have got to call it a day when bodies are growing out of arms!

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Who thinks of this stuff? The scale has definitely changed.

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"Oh, enjoying doing your homework," Wild Weird, to "arms escaping".

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It really does look like a bizarre form of alien life.

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Oh, I'm going to bed. That is weird.

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That is... That is Wild Weird.

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They're not just calling it that. Like, that is horrible. Just...

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Oh, and it's on my hand, now. That's fine.

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Like, it's got to a stage where worm grunting seems like an

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appealing hobby that I want to take up now.

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# Gary. #

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I don't even know where that goes on the scale.

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Just, normal... Whatever that was... Help!

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Wild Weird, yes! Yes... Yes, it is.

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Yes, it is.

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# Love is in the air

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# Dee dee dee, dee dee dee

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# Love is in the air

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# Dee dee dee, dee dee dee. #

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Actually, it's not.

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Not for everyone.

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Right, that's it! Ollie does not talk about kissing.

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Now, some of you might think that Ollie is extreme.

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But his reasons are perfectly justified.

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In fact, did you know,

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one ten second kiss can transfer 80 million bacteria into your body?

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Fact two, the mouth is home to more than

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700 different types of bacteria!

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Fact three, kissing can produce salivary bugs.

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Wait, what?!

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A truly disgusting habit.

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Just imagine the germ transfer rate.

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I won't even let my mum kiss me.

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Ollie, I feel your pain, man.

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I remember my mum tried to kiss me once.

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Oh, Tee Cee, darling!

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Mwah! Mwah-mwah-mwah!

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And while we're on the topic of all things painful,

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traumatising and OTT, love can really make some people overreact.

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Fun? Fun?!

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This is NOT about fun.

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This is about my future happiness,

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my self-esteem and my entire sense of wellbeing.

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Girl, it really isn't that deep.

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You need to calm down!

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Isn't it?! It's a great plan! Great!

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For goodness' sake, Lily. Calm down.

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You calm down! Tee Cee calm down!

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Everyone calm down!

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Aggh!

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Now. Where was I?

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Meanwhile for others,

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love was great for making new scientific discoveries. Exhibit A.

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OK, so, I'll time three seconds on this stopwatch.

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Ready when you are, Ollie. Go!

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OK, that's two seconds.

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Three seconds on the clock!

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# Love is in the air

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# Dee dee dee, dee dee dee

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# Love is in the air! #

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Hashtag awkward!

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Now, from vlog to dog, from chat to cat.

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Let's find out what your pets have been watching this week.

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It's time for...

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Oh, I know! I've got a purr-fect idea for Marrying Mum And Dad.

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Oh, go on, what's your great idea?

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Right. Danger wedding!

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Mum and dad balance on a clifftop and then...

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box with an evil super plant.

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Pow, pow, blam!

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Oh, not this again, you're ruining the show.

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Join in with CBBC, eh?

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# This is Daisy the cat's latest rap

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# All you other furry felines sitting in a lap

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# Wake up from your afternoon nap

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# Cos CBBC is even better than playing Mousetrap. #

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Y'all.

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Oh, yes, Matilda, lovely.

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Well, today, Mia, I, too, have crafted

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a culinary masterpiece for us at home,

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with layers of crunchy greens topped with even crunchier greens

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of different shades.

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Yum, yum, yum!

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Oh.

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I love Lost And Found Music Studios, Scarlett.

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But I can't keep up with all the drama!

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What's going to happen with John and Michelle?

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Will Leia ever get over Luke?

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Who's your favourite, Scarlett?

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Scarlett? Scarlett? Oh, I give up.

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Lovely work from our furry friends, there.

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And do you want to know your pet's real thoughts?

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Well, just record a clip of them watching a CBBC show that

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gets their tail a-wagging, and send it in to us via the Whoops web page,

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What You Thinking, Pet?

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Now, I've spent the week compiling the creme de la creme of this

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week's CBBC and packing it into this tiny little package for you!

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I know, I spoil you. I can't help it.

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MUSIC: Toccata and Fugue in D Minor by Johann Sebastian Bach

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I'm here! Aah! Aah!

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Why is everybody yelling?

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I'm here.

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I made it!

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First headlining gig.

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It's happening, right now.

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What happened to you? What is that on your shoulder?

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Racoon throw-up! Yeah.

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And your eye? Self-inflicted. Doesn't matter.

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I'm all good, I'm here. Seriously. Don't worry about it.

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All right, let's just plug in,

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sound check real quick...

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HE PLAYS RAUCOUSLY

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Ah. There it is. That's my sound.

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Hey! Whoo!

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I'm low, I'm in the pocket, I'm popping, and locking.

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# Everyone is talking

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# I need someone to recede... #

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Cassie and Michelle picked this up so fast.

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I'm amazed at how fast they learned all this.

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I like that, I dig that. I dig that.

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# I was so confused by all those people... #

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Michelle is making me proud. She's bringing the heat!

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Indigo Rhyming Tulip says, "My best prank was when I was having dinner

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"with my family, and I put a whoopee cushion on the chair,

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"and my dad sat on it and it was just so funny and really awkward!"

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Classic!

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Thwwrrp! Whoa!

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What's going on? What is going on here? I don't know. I don't like it!

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Who is it? I don't know! Who is it? Ah!

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Is it...?

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It's my mum! It's your mum?

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How you doing? What's just happened?

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Ha-ha! That's brilliant!

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That's it for today.

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But fear not, we'll be back for more nonsense next weekend.

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Or, if you can't wait that long,

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you can watch more top telly on the CBBC iPlayer, right now!

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Now, my mum wants me home on time this week,

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so I'd best catch that bus for once...

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Oh, no, there it goes!

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Mum! Could you give us a lift?

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