Episode 6 WHOOPS I MISSED THE BUS

Ahoy there, me hearties! Batten down the hatches,

you're just in time for a weekly CBBC round-up.

And before ye ask, it has got nothing to do with pirates.

There's plenty of this guy, though.

# When you get to Scream Street. #

What on earth is this about?

I like all of them so I'm a big fan.

And who let these two loose?

In which direction would they go to satisfy their hunger pangs?

So, when you are in need of some sensational CBBC summing-up,

who are you going to call?

Why, it's our resident vloggers, Laura and Myles, of course.

That's right, high-quality CBBC gold is in the house.

Not this house. Like, not this one here, probably.

I mean, I could offer you some CBBC bronze.

Anyway, let's get this show on the road.

Up first, with a big smile and a bagful of banter,

it's Laura.

They're alien brothers from space.

They live in a spaceship house on Earth.

Have I given you enough clues yet? Well, how about this?

OK, that's meant to be a Z and a Z. It's Zig And Zag.

# Five, four, three, two

# Time for Zig and Zag! #

It seems like getting accustomed to human life

is a bit tricky for Zig and Zag.

Surely there's a "clucking like a chicken" badge?

Yeah! Buk-buk-buk! Buk-buk-buk!

Are they clucking like chickens? Guys, humans don't do that.

Caw-ca-caw!

See?

Definitely never eat house plants. That's basic.

That's the washing machine there. Oh, so THAT'S what that is.

We've got one at Zogly Manor.

We've just been using it to knead bagel dough.

Nope, you definitely don't want

to use a washing machine to make bagels.

I have never done that. Never, ever, ever.

That would be really silly. Pfft.

Not again!

They might not have much knowledge on all things human

but they were very famous back in the '90s, did you know?

Ask your mum and dad. Wait. Morph and Danger Mouse

were also famous around that time too.

I wonder if all mums and dads all across the country

are secretly watching their old favourites on CBBC?

"Go and clean your room.

"Mum and Dad are busy in here with very important grown-up business.

"Pass the popcorn, Nigel, it's time for Zig and Zag."

I wonder if in 20 years' time Whoops I Missed The Bus will be

remade but with robot vloggers, and we'd be reviewing shows

across holograms or getting to try out futuristic food.

Wait, what would futuristic food even look like?

Oh, mighty marshmallow of destiny, is there anything we can do?

Don't just be bitter about losing, be bitter about winning too.

Talking marshmallows? Oh, no, gross. Futuristic food is not for me.

Imagine if marshmallows really did speak, though.

I wonder what they'd say.

Oh, mystic marshmallow, what does my future hold?

You need to unclog the washing machine from bagel dough.

I mean, I thought it would be more exciting, but, yeah,

I should probably get onto that.

Laura, my friend, top stuff.

But now the time has come for you beauties

to put your name up in lights.

It's time for our 15 Second Fans.

Hi, Whoops I Missed The Bus.

My name is Grace and I love The Dumping Ground.

My favourite character is Tee and I love the drama.

Oh, that's cracking.

My favourite show on CBBC is Wolfblood

because I like the characters Jana and Selina

and there is loads of drama.

I'm very sad that the episodes are finished

because I really enjoy Wolfblood being on

and I also like Whoops I Missed The Bus.

Lovely work!

I love Art Ninja because it tells me

loads of awesome things that I could make.

I've already made an awesome picture.

Nice one!

I love The Next Step. It has lots of drama

and my favourite character has to be Emily and Amanda.

Well, I've got two.

To be honest with you, my first favourite is...

Erm...

Amanda?

No offence, though, to Emily. But I like all of them.

So I'm a big fan, thanks for watching. Bye.

Bravo, mini vloggers! Great stuff. You never let me down.

I'm so proud!

And if you sitting on that thing there

want to be on this thing here, just record a 15-second vlog

about your favourite CBBC show and upload it to the Whoops web page.

And if you think Hetty Feather has got it bad as it is,

her troubles just got a whole lot hairier.

Hi, it's your favourite T Dog here - that's Dodge, not Hacker -

and today I'm going behind the scenes

on the brand-new series of Hetty Feather.

Whoa, there, Dodger, hold your ponies, me old cocker.

There will be no behind-the-scenes action going on without me.

Excuse me, what are you doing here?

Never mind that, Dodge, just point me in the direction

of the most important aspect of the film set - the canteen.

Give us some paste! Hmm.

Oh, oh, look who we've managed to grab for an interview!

Who is it? It's Isabel. Isabel who? Oh...

I play Hetty. Oh, yes, Hetty Feather.

Yeah, great series. Now to business.

I hear the catering is pretty belting too.

Is it true that the meat-paste pies are legendary round here?

Aren't you supposed to be asking me

questions about the new series, Hacker?

Yeah, look, don't mind my brother - he's just hungry.

Now, Isabel, the first series left us

with Hetty finding a clue about who she really is.

What can you tell us about that?

And will Hetty find her real mother in the new series?

Well, the clue was the penny that her real mother left for her,

but in episode one of the new series Hetty asks her foster family

to find out more information about her real mother.

How very intriguing.

But if someone on the production was a little peckish,

in which direction would they go to satisfy their hunger pangs?

Well, the canteen is that way.

Dodger, if we're going to get fed,

we're going to have to pose as a couple of extras. What?

Come on, let's go, let's go.

Extras, stars, it nay matters, Dodge,

as long as we get our face on camera.

Could you get us on the show? We're professional actors.

We're going to be Foundlings. Please, we want to be stars.

Sorry, I don't think I can. Ugh...

I'd have to speak to my producer about this.

I'm not really sure. This isn't working.

Why can't you eat from the canteen?

Because the canteen is for cast only.

It's not just for cast, it's for crew too. Oh!

Come on, let's pretend to be part of the film crew, Hacks.

Well done. Right, Dodge, it's time to fill our faces.

Show me the bins! Ha-ha!

Closed?!

Don't worry, it's fine.

Oh, no, they've emptied the bins!

BOTH: Noooooo!

Lost Found is about...

Lost Found is about music. It's about...

It's kind of like... There's... It's kind of like...

There's a show called The Next Step,

I don't know if anyone has heard of it.

Imagine that - it's kind of like that,

but less dancing and more music. And because of that, I love it.

# I'm thinking about a heart shape

# And going on a hot date

# You're making me go wild Going crazy

# Cos I'm infatuated with you. #

Just watching that, I've noticed they've got guitars,

hats, they're singing about love - three things I think I can do.

Guitar, hat... That's the wrong type of hat.

Hat, and singing about the heart.

# My heart pumps blood around my body

# I need it to keep me alive

# I need my heart

# I love my heart

# More than I love you. #

Not... I mean, I just... I really do love my heart.

I like you, I'm sure you're lovely as well,

but my heart - without it I will be not alive.

Kind of just like how they do in The Next Step,

Lost Found focuses on the real life of these people by

showing them getting on with their day-to-day life,

or they're making songs, then cuts to interviews of them

talking about their thoughts and how they feel about their music.

And during those interviews when they're sitting there,

I always wonder who they're talking to on the other side.

I have some very exciting news.

I can't wait to tell everyone about it.

I bought some milk from the shop and I think it has inspired me

quite a lot as a musician.

Sometimes I do think there's a bit of time travel involved

with those interviews, though.

I'm going to go and get my seat. Yeah, same. Oh, yeah?

Are you in this seat? Yeah, me too.

'I really hope Maggie isn't sitting near me and Luke'

cos I want some alone time with him.

When did she have time between finding her seat

and sitting down to then rush out, get in her car,

drive to the studio, sit down, do an interview?

"I'm just at a concert in a minute.

"Bit of a situation - might actually have the same seat as someone else.

"I should head back because it is just about to start again."

Get back in the car, rush back, sit there.

"It's finished. I shouldn't have done the interview."

That's like me predicting what'll happen in this through an interview.

I'm just really hoping that Myles doesn't

pop a big party balloon, really.

Oh, I just popped a big balloon.

Even though it's like a similar style to The Next Step,

Lost Found is a very different show.

You have all those new and exciting characters,

there's a new story, there's no dancing and you watch it

and you see it and you forget anything else

and you just see it as its own unique show.

It's just going to be me and you, so you should be fine.

OK.

Sweet. All right, stand up.

DANCE MUSIC PLAYS

# Stand up! #

It's a different show, it's a different show. Got to move on.

Does it have a juice bar, though? It's fine, don't worry about it.

First things first - catchiest theme song ever.

# Scream, scream, scream when you get to Scream Street

# Scream, scream, scream when you get to Scream Street. #

Ha-ha-ha.

Yeah! Rock and roll!

Scream Street is back for the terrifying trio of Luke,

Cleo and Resus, which I'll admit causes a bit of confusion due to

it sounding like my name, but I think we're past it now.

Super express delivery for you, Res.

Erm, I didn't order anything.

Oh, oh, you meant Resus, didn't you? Sorry, my bad, my bad.

Resus needs help. He's having nightmares.

Has someone been saying I've been having nightmares

about being chased by an eight-tonne elephant dressed like Taylor Swift?

Because that is completely false!

Was it Myles? It was Myles, wasn't it?

Well, he's a sneaky, no-good...

Oh, you were talking about the vampire dude again, weren't you?

Myles is lovely, by the way. Anyway...

Resus is having trouble sleeping

so he gets himself an enchanted teddy bear

that works a bit too well, leaving it up to Luke and Cleo to save him.

Resus has been asleep for 24 hours.

He won't wake up and he won't let go of the teddy bear.

Pfft, lazy!

Despite his name, he is nothing like me.

HE SNORES

ALARM CLOCK RINGS

But how do we tell Resus what to do while he's asleep?

Someone has got to go into his dream and tell him what to do.

We'll do it! Erm, hang on,

we don't always listen to our parents in the real world,

let alone in our dreams. You tell them, Cleo!

I don't always listen to my parents. Rebels.

Feet off the furniture, Rhys. Yes, sir.

(Rebels!)

I can't help feeling that this whole issue

of the enchanted teddy bear could have been avoided

had Resus listened to that creepy advertising song.

# Join your friend in his nightmare

# With cuddly, sleepy Dream Bear

# But if he never wakes up ever

# You'll be stuck in there for ever. #

What?!

How on earth is a song like that supposed to get anyone

to buy your stuff?

Can you imagine going on the internet for a pair of trainers

and this song comes up?

"Oh, these look like a great pair."

# Come and try on our running shoes

# They're oh so lovely and comfortable... #

Oh, that's such a cute song.

# Once they're on and you run outdoors

# You'll never stop till your feet are sore... #

OK, that took a bit of a...

# Just in case we have not been clear

# These shoes are haunted and should be feared

# So bear this in mind if you buy them

# Cos what happens next is not our problem. #

Oh, well, they're on sale anyway. Purchase!

Screamingly good vlogging, Sir Rhys. Top work.

Now, what do you get if you cross a fluffy, scaly,

hairy pal with a sneaky little recording device?

Bingo! It must be time for...

James! James! Look!

They've got that dog on CBBC again!

Why no cat, James? Why no cat?

Oh, he's too loud. Ay-yi-yi.

Oh, not again, Kaitlin. Who picked these uniforms, huh?

I mean, yellow and green? No way does that work, sister!

Mm! I'm calling wardrobe after this. 4 O'Clock Club needs my help.

Oh, Keira, he's knocked over all the...

Ha-ha-ha! Oh, yes!

Is this your school, Keira?

That's it, I'm definitely coming with you to class next week. I am!

Dom, you are my idol. Ditch the zero, go with the hero, yeah?

Bob and Dom. Bob and Dom! Bob and...

Layla, which one's Dom again?

Well, that was telly gold!

But please, I wants me some more!

Why not give your furry friend the voice she deserves and

upload a clip of them watching CBBC to our very own Whoops web page?

What you thinking, pet?

Ah, but you might want to wait

until you've properly digested some of this week's CBBC best bits.

Mm, they're scrumptious, especially with a side of sauce.

# Remember going on Radio 2

# The birthday cake we made for you

# So proud you started this new job

# We love you no matter what

# So worry not

# You'll always be a Blue Peter dog... #

Can I just have a quick selfie?

Even Dad can't resist meeting a real star!

This so unprofessional. That's not how you do a selfie!

How do you do a selfie? You not even know how to do selfie!

Yay! We got it.

Thank you very much indeed. You're welcome. Is that good?

That beautiful.

I want to make sure I make them kids proud

cos they are always laughing at me cos I'm scared of heights,

so I'll prove them wrong.

Who would like to see a man who's scared of heights walking on stilts?

Here he comes.

A little bit wobbly, maybe, but most definitely taller.

Well, someone is going to get pied, actually.

Sarah, who would you like to get pied out of the five of us?

We can't pie you, you're at home, so who would you like?

Anyone you like, Sarah. 'Erm...

'I'm not sure.'

Yeah, go on, then, Karim, yeah? Good answer! 'Yeah, Karim.'

I'll be honest with you, we were going to pie Karim

no matter what you said.

My day has peaked already -

it's not going to get any better than that!

What a healthy selection of CBBC telly,

and you can catch all this and more on the CBBC iPlayer.

Now, time to find my bus pass. I know I put it down somewhere.

Oh, brother. Bye, boss.