Reality Bites World's End

You're watching me sleep?

That's creepy.

It doesn't change anything, you know.

-You being a...

-A clobot?

Yeah.

I know.

This stays between you and me, OK?

-No-one else needs to know.

-Of course.

The atmosphere on earth is predominantly nitrogen and oxygen,

the atmosphere on Titan is predominantly nitrogen and methane.

So, they're sending us to a world that smells like farts.

Thanks a bunch(!)

It'll just smells like your side of the bedroom then,

-you'll feel right at home.

-Silence.

-GAIA LAUGHS

-I said silence!

You're late.

What is that thing? I saw something like that at the lab.

Are our twins...?

I mean... The clobots joining us?

We told you, they're upgrading.

Yeah, well, for advanced machinery, they take a long time to upgrade.

Caitlin, your time would be better spent focusing on human survival,

not clobot revival.

They're of no significance to you.

Sit down!

This morning I'm going to be talking to you about re-acclimatisation.

Pay very close attention.

SHE CONTINUES

Do you think they know which one of them's the clobot version?

They're talking about us.

Just ignore them.

PHONE RINGS

Hello?

What?

Gregor...

Gregor!

Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no.

Can you just please wait? I'll be right there.

-Where's Gregor?

-We've been waiting on him.

Oh, no, no, no. Girls, you need to get out.

Eh, Gregor's Mum, here's some feedback -

that's terrible customer service.

Here, just...you can lock up on your way out, OK?

Wait, where's Gregor? We're supposed to meet him here?

I've got to get my answer to AJ.

Guitar lesson, he'll be back soon.

DOOR CHIME DINGS

Carrot cake or black forest gateau?

Oh, carrot cake, please.

The clobots were due to change the colony's climate ahead of

human arrival, that responsibility obviously now falls on us.

So, why bother using the clobots in the first place?

Cos they can breathe both oxygen and methane.

They were also built to withstand extreme temperatures, we're not.

KNOCK ON DOOR

Excuse me.

Hey, so that's how Evil Gaia must have escaped the fire!

Oh... How cool is that?!

Guys, did you hear that?

One of you must be made of like, Teflon.

We haven't been gossiping, honestly, we're just curious.

-(Hey, mouth!)

-GAS HISSES

-ALL: Whoa!

-Sorry.

-What are you doing?!

-Seeing which one of you breathes methane.

-You're pathetic.

Neither of us can breathe methane, we're natural twins.

-Yeah, right, and so are me and Slim. Who told you that?

-Our mum and dad.

Well, I'd say they were lying and they've all got form on that front.

Leave it, Lexy!

If one of you really is a clobot, then you'd be fireproof, right?

-No, no, no.

-AJ!

-AJ, no!

What on earth do you think you're doing?!

We want to know which one of them's a clobot.

By burning them?

Ridiculous and dangerous.

OK, this has gone far enough.

If you really must know...

Right, it's me, OK? I'm the clobot.

There we are, then.

Now, can we please get on with learning how to survive?

Do you thrive on deceit?

What is it?

The thrill of knowing that, at any moment, you might get found out?

What are you talking about, Lena? I'm busy.

-Luke, claiming to be the clobot.

-You what?

Presumably you put him up to it to protect Noah.

-No, I didn't.

-You told me that he thought they were natural twins -

an equally stupid lie in my opinion.

Do you really think that Luke can keep up this facade

for the rest of his life?

You should have left Noah where he was.

What you're doing is cruel to both of them.

I don't think you have any right to talk about cruelty, Lena.

-LENA SLAMS DOOR

-Thank you.

Dude, why did you tell everybody? I thought we agreed?

I know.

-Yeah, you really didn't have to do that.

-I kind of did.

They weren't going to let up till they found out. I mean...

So, how different do you think the clobots really are from us?

I mean, they're like robots but they digest food.

So do they...you know?

Poo!

Luke does poo, right?

Eugh, AJ, that's gross!

-So, do they have like, synthetic bowels?

-AJ!

Have they got like, metal bones and stuff?

What?

Lena told us about your announcement.

-Luke, I thought we'd agreed.

-I didn't have a choice.

-Of course you did.

-I didn't!

And I wouldn't expect you to understand.

Family meeting?

Uh, yes. I was just saying that Lena told us about Luke's announcement

and I was just checking that you're both OK with it really.

I guess. Luke?

Yeah, I'm OK.

That's good.

So, they're flame busters and they breathe like

fart gas, but what else can they do that we can't?

I know. How about we put it to the test?

Put what to the test?

We want to know what makes us different to the clobot.

Think of it as a friendly duel - man vs machine.

This is stupid. Don't let them do this to you, guys.

No, do. I want to know exactly what a clobot is capable of.

THEY GIGGLE

I'm down. Luke?

Sure.

So, the tests are...

memory, strength, intelligence and dexterity.

Test number one, memory.

Soap, bike horn, box, creepy doll, flashlight, ball,

camera, book, spinning top, clock.

Camera, soap, flashlight, book, bike horn, spinning top, soap...

Said that!

Um...box. Uh, clock, ball...

Creepy doll. Yes, 10/10.

Test number two - strength.

Yes!

One-all!

Test number three - intelligence and dexterity.

Ye-es, the task-meister's found the perfect little puzzle

to test both of these skills at once.

Ta-da! Ha-ha.

Well, it takes days for any normal human to complete. Sorry, Noah.

But, Luke, if you're a robot worthy of your name,

you'll do it in minutes.

Yeah.

HE CLEARS THROAT

This is a lot of pressure with you all staring at me.

HE CLEARS THROAT AGAIN

Lunch time!

I'm starving.

We can come back later. Come on.

But we...

-I'm actually pretty hungry.

-And I'm totally bored.

Mate!

What day is it? Steak sandwich day!

You coming?

Oh, no. I'll be down in a bit.

If I just found out the brother I grew up with was a robot,

I'd need some alone time too.

I mean...

Not that I think of Luke as a robot. I just...

Grim. Should have stopped at two slices.

You've got to be kidding.

Erm, we were cake sampling for my wedding.

Just pay up or get out.

-Guess we better get out then.

-Erm, not so fast.

We've been waiting, like, all day for Gregor to finish his guitar lesson.

Eh...

Mackenzie,

since when does Gregor go to guitar lessons without his guitar?

BOTH: What's going on?

-I forgot, he's actually at his dad's.

-What, like, for good?

-No!

He will be back soon.

KEYS CLATTER

What's up with her?

Gregor's mum, you sneaky minx!

What?

She's only got herself a secret boyfriend and packed Gregor off

so she can do some sly smooching.

You're totally right, sneaky minx.

I wish I could do some sly smooching.

No.

I didn't even say anything.

Let me guess, "Please, can I go and see Mackenzie?"

That's frightening.

I know it's cruel, son, but my advice?

Forget about her.

I'm going to take these up for Noah.

Thought you might be hungry.

Thanks.

Noah, about last night.

-Me and Luke, we're not...

-I know.

How did...?

How did you feel when you found out your sister wasn't real?

Did it change things?

She's still real to me.

It's going to be OK, Noah.

You and Luke, you've always been brothers.

It's not going to change.

What are you...?

-I should...

-No, Cat.

Wait.

Tell me the truth.

Please?

Am I the clobot?

Noah, don't be...

Thought you might be hungry.

MELANCHOLY PIANO MUSIC PLAYS

Birth certificates. Apparently all of us were born here.

Mine's missing. Where is it?

-It would have been misplaced, that's all. It's just a mistake.

-Really?!

My birth certificate?

Where was it?

Filed away with some other confidential papers,

easily overlooked.

It was a fake.

TENSE MUSIC PLAYS

NOAH SCREAMS

TENSE MUSIC CONTINUES

NOAH SOBS