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-Aaarghhh! -Aaarghhh! | 0:00:35 | 0:00:37 | |
Get off! | 0:00:40 | 0:00:41 | |
For garlic's sake, Boris! | 0:00:41 | 0:00:43 | |
-You were sleep-flying again. -Was I? | 0:00:43 | 0:00:45 | |
Face it. You're becoming a vampire. | 0:00:45 | 0:00:48 | |
I can't be! | 0:00:48 | 0:00:50 | |
I'm not turning 16 till next week! | 0:00:50 | 0:00:52 | |
Why d'you think I had to ban Robin from the castle? | 0:00:52 | 0:00:55 | |
That was a misunderstanding! I was squeezing a spot on his neck. | 0:00:55 | 0:00:58 | |
What, with your teeth? | 0:00:58 | 0:01:00 | |
Not a good sign. | 0:01:02 | 0:01:04 | |
Look, I hate to say this, but | 0:01:04 | 0:01:06 | |
I don't think we can share a room any more. | 0:01:06 | 0:01:09 | |
-You're throwing me out? -Oh, no! | 0:01:09 | 0:01:11 | |
-Well, yeah. There's a spare coffin in the crypt. -The crypt! | 0:01:11 | 0:01:16 | |
-With the dead people! -We're vampires. Dead is our middle name. | 0:01:16 | 0:01:20 | |
Don't do this, Vlad. I'll protect you with my ultra sharp vampire hearing. | 0:01:20 | 0:01:24 | |
-Nothing can take me by surprise. -Boo! | 0:01:24 | 0:01:27 | |
Aaarghh!!! | 0:01:27 | 0:01:29 | |
-We heard screaming. -Have you scoundrels got a victim in here? | 0:01:29 | 0:01:33 | |
-Just doing a bit of flying practice, Dad. -Oh. Pity. -Get out here, boy. | 0:01:33 | 0:01:38 | |
Show me your fangs. | 0:01:38 | 0:01:40 | |
Mmm... | 0:01:42 | 0:01:45 | |
a bit underdeveloped - not to worry. | 0:01:45 | 0:01:48 | |
-We'll start small, just a few cute bunnies. -You mean, kill them? | 0:01:48 | 0:01:52 | |
No, take them synchronised swimming. | 0:01:52 | 0:01:55 | |
Of course kill them! You want to be a vampire, don't you? | 0:01:55 | 0:01:59 | |
I... | 0:01:59 | 0:02:01 | |
I don't know. | 0:02:03 | 0:02:05 | |
Well, you'd better make your mind, and fast! | 0:02:05 | 0:02:09 | |
Like there's a choice! | 0:02:09 | 0:02:11 | |
Are you saying there's a choice? | 0:02:15 | 0:02:17 | |
Oh, look at that... it's six in the morning! | 0:02:17 | 0:02:22 | |
Coffin time! | 0:02:22 | 0:02:23 | |
I feel sick. | 0:02:26 | 0:02:28 | |
Five across... | 0:02:30 | 0:02:32 | |
SNORING | 0:02:32 | 0:02:35 | |
Dad, about Boris's... | 0:02:44 | 0:02:46 | |
Sshh! I know, that boy is softer than a 1,000-year-old zombie. | 0:02:46 | 0:02:51 | |
His transformation. Is there a choice? | 0:02:51 | 0:02:54 | |
-A way to get out of becoming a vampire? -Get out? | 0:02:54 | 0:02:57 | |
Get out of becoming a vampire? | 0:02:57 | 0:02:58 | |
Well, is there? | 0:02:58 | 0:03:01 | |
-Well, I'm not going to lie to you, Vladdy. -Good. | 0:03:01 | 0:03:03 | |
-Cos I can tell when you're lying. Your eyes glow yellow. -Do they? | 0:03:03 | 0:03:07 | |
-Really? -Yeah. | 0:03:07 | 0:03:09 | |
Well, I never knew that. | 0:03:09 | 0:03:10 | |
That's the trouble with having no reflection. | 0:03:10 | 0:03:13 | |
Anyway, you were saying? | 0:03:13 | 0:03:15 | |
I was saying...being a vampire is your destiny | 0:03:15 | 0:03:18 | |
and nothing you can do will ever change that. | 0:03:18 | 0:03:21 | |
-Is that clear? -Totally. | 0:03:21 | 0:03:23 | |
Just one question. | 0:03:23 | 0:03:26 | |
-Mmm? -Why are your eyes shut? | 0:03:26 | 0:03:28 | |
Sick again, Master Boris?! | 0:03:34 | 0:03:37 | |
Nice bit of rat in cockroach sauce will soon have you feeling better. | 0:03:37 | 0:03:43 | |
Ah! | 0:03:46 | 0:03:48 | |
Master Boris? | 0:03:52 | 0:03:53 | |
Boris! | 0:03:59 | 0:04:00 | |
Blood... I need blood... | 0:04:03 | 0:04:05 | |
But seriously, Renfield's? | 0:04:05 | 0:04:08 | |
That's the last time you get breakfast in bed! | 0:04:13 | 0:04:17 | |
That is so... | 0:04:22 | 0:04:23 | |
eeww. | 0:04:25 | 0:04:26 | |
Don't give up. I think there's a way out of becoming vampires. | 0:04:26 | 0:04:29 | |
You're serious? How? | 0:04:29 | 0:04:31 | |
I don't know yet, but we're going to find a way. | 0:04:31 | 0:04:35 | |
Right, what have you done with my stuff? | 0:04:37 | 0:04:39 | |
-I don't know what you're talking about. -My sunglasses and nail polish. | 0:04:39 | 0:04:43 | |
Relax, they're over there. | 0:04:43 | 0:04:46 | |
-Prepare to enter a world of pain. -Umm, I'll take a rain-check. | 0:04:53 | 0:04:57 | |
Because it's time for you to go to school like a good little breather. | 0:04:57 | 0:05:01 | |
Don't ever call me that! | 0:05:01 | 0:05:02 | |
Why? What are you going to do? | 0:05:02 | 0:05:05 | |
You think you can challenge the Princess of Darkness? | 0:05:05 | 0:05:08 | |
No, but I can whip your butt from here to Halloween. | 0:05:08 | 0:05:11 | |
Huh! You're on, maggot muncher. | 0:05:11 | 0:05:13 | |
OK, whoever commits the most evil deed by tonight is the winner. | 0:05:13 | 0:05:17 | |
And the loser... | 0:05:17 | 0:05:19 | |
has to sing and dance with Renfield... | 0:05:19 | 0:05:23 | |
wearing a frilly pink dress. | 0:05:23 | 0:05:26 | |
When do we start? | 0:05:26 | 0:05:27 | |
Now. | 0:05:30 | 0:05:31 | |
-What about school? -School...is for breathers. | 0:05:36 | 0:05:40 | |
So how can I help? | 0:05:43 | 0:05:46 | |
-You really want to? -Of course! | 0:05:46 | 0:05:49 | |
If it'll stop your freakish cousin dribbling down my neck. | 0:05:49 | 0:05:52 | |
-So what's the plan? -Well, Boris is doing some research up at the castle | 0:05:52 | 0:05:56 | |
and I'm gonna look on the internet. | 0:05:56 | 0:05:58 | |
Shall I come to yours after school? | 0:05:58 | 0:06:00 | |
You know you can't. It's too dangerous right now. | 0:06:00 | 0:06:03 | |
Great, so until you and Boris find "a cure", | 0:06:03 | 0:06:06 | |
-I'm stuck at home like a loser? -Robin, this isn't about you! | 0:06:06 | 0:06:09 | |
Fine. I'll just spend time with my other friends. | 0:06:09 | 0:06:12 | |
Right. | 0:06:12 | 0:06:15 | |
-I have got other friends, you know. -Course you have. Course you have. | 0:06:15 | 0:06:18 | |
Robin? | 0:06:18 | 0:06:20 | |
Robin! Great. | 0:06:20 | 0:06:23 | |
Ah, Agent Mole. | 0:06:34 | 0:06:37 | |
Ready to debrief? | 0:06:37 | 0:06:40 | |
So Vlad doesn't want to be a vampire and he's trying to find a cure? | 0:06:40 | 0:06:45 | |
You're getting that "masterplan" look in your eyes again. | 0:06:45 | 0:06:49 | |
-Correct, Jonno! -My greatest plan yet, and it can't possibly fail. | 0:06:49 | 0:06:53 | |
It's kind of our theme tune. | 0:06:53 | 0:06:55 | |
And this is the final chorus! | 0:06:55 | 0:06:58 | |
With Vlad's help, | 0:06:58 | 0:06:59 | |
we can rid Stokely of its nasty vampire problem, forever. | 0:06:59 | 0:07:03 | |
-This time there'll be no mistakes. I promise. -You promise? | 0:07:03 | 0:07:06 | |
I mean, no garlic gunge? No ponds? | 0:07:06 | 0:07:08 | |
No totally rubbish female disguises? | 0:07:08 | 0:07:10 | |
No, no, and I'm deeply hurt. | 0:07:10 | 0:07:13 | |
Jonno, the time has come to show you my Secret Slayer's HQ! | 0:07:13 | 0:07:16 | |
You've got a Secret Slayer's HQ?! | 0:07:16 | 0:07:18 | |
Why didn't you mention this before? | 0:07:18 | 0:07:21 | |
Can I trust you, Jonno? | 0:07:21 | 0:07:23 | |
Course. Have I ever let you down? | 0:07:23 | 0:07:25 | |
Jonno...put these on. | 0:07:25 | 0:07:29 | |
-Do we really have to go through all this? -'Fraid so, Jonno! | 0:07:40 | 0:07:43 | |
The less you know, the less you can give away | 0:07:43 | 0:07:45 | |
-when you're captured and tortured by vampires. -Thanks, Dad. | 0:07:45 | 0:07:49 | |
Please speak name... | 0:07:49 | 0:07:51 | |
clearly. | 0:07:51 | 0:07:52 | |
Eric Van Helsing. | 0:07:52 | 0:07:55 | |
Voice recognised. Access granted. | 0:07:56 | 0:07:59 | |
-Wow. -I know. I've waited a long time for this moment. | 0:08:19 | 0:08:25 | |
Oh! Garlic guns! | 0:08:30 | 0:08:31 | |
Forget the guns. Behold our noble heritage! | 0:08:32 | 0:08:37 | |
Who are these guys? | 0:08:37 | 0:08:38 | |
My grandfather, Abraham Van Helsing III. | 0:08:38 | 0:08:42 | |
And my father. | 0:08:42 | 0:08:44 | |
Caught in the very act of slaying! | 0:08:45 | 0:08:48 | |
-Look at that action. -Dad, the plan? | 0:08:48 | 0:08:51 | |
Patience. Now, this... | 0:08:51 | 0:08:54 | |
is my great-great-great... | 0:08:54 | 0:08:57 | |
or something... Aunt Porphyria. | 0:08:58 | 0:09:01 | |
-Nice-looking woman. -Yes, she was. | 0:09:01 | 0:09:04 | |
She was also a slayer, a scientist and inventor! | 0:09:04 | 0:09:10 | |
I want to show you the greatest secret of the Van Helsings. | 0:09:10 | 0:09:13 | |
Is it some sort of super-weapon? | 0:09:13 | 0:09:16 | |
An amphibious Slaymobile? | 0:09:16 | 0:09:18 | |
Cool. | 0:09:27 | 0:09:29 | |
-Books. -Not just any books. | 0:09:29 | 0:09:32 | |
Porphyria's finest work, | 0:09:32 | 0:09:35 | |
A Painless Cure for Vampires. Only twenty copies were ever printed. | 0:09:35 | 0:09:39 | |
Her secrets, her discoveries... | 0:09:39 | 0:09:42 | |
They're all in here! | 0:09:42 | 0:09:43 | |
She was locked up! | 0:09:47 | 0:09:48 | |
She was a misunderstood genius. | 0:09:48 | 0:09:53 | |
-Jonno, are you ready for your first solo mission? -What do I have to do? | 0:09:53 | 0:09:56 | |
I want you to take Robin Branagh... | 0:09:56 | 0:09:59 | |
-out of play. -You mean, kill him? | 0:09:59 | 0:10:02 | |
Nothing so pleasant. I want you to make friends with him. | 0:10:03 | 0:10:06 | |
-Why? -To keep him away from Vlad. | 0:10:06 | 0:10:09 | |
Divide and conquer! | 0:10:09 | 0:10:12 | |
All right...and while I'm doing this, what are you going to do? | 0:10:12 | 0:10:15 | |
We must have been through half the books in this place. | 0:10:22 | 0:10:25 | |
Haven't you found anything yet, Zoltan? | 0:10:25 | 0:10:28 | |
There's a chapter here on vampire cures, | 0:10:28 | 0:10:30 | |
but I don't think you're going to like it. | 0:10:30 | 0:10:33 | |
I'll try anything. | 0:10:33 | 0:10:34 | |
"The surest and most effective cure for vampirism is..." | 0:10:34 | 0:10:38 | |
Yes? Yes?! | 0:10:38 | 0:10:41 | |
"A stake through the heart." | 0:10:41 | 0:10:43 | |
Maybe not. | 0:10:43 | 0:10:45 | |
Any other ideas? | 0:10:45 | 0:10:47 | |
You could kill the person who made you a vampire. | 0:10:47 | 0:10:50 | |
-I was born a vampire! -So that would be your father... | 0:10:50 | 0:10:53 | |
or the oldest member of the clan. | 0:10:53 | 0:10:55 | |
Granny Dracula? | 0:10:55 | 0:10:57 | |
No more hand-knitted capes for my birthday. | 0:10:57 | 0:11:00 | |
-It's a win-win! -Master Boris, that's grannycide! | 0:11:00 | 0:11:06 | |
THUD! | 0:11:06 | 0:11:07 | |
Mmm. "A Painless Cure for Vampires." | 0:11:19 | 0:11:21 | |
Painless! | 0:11:21 | 0:11:23 | |
This is it! | 0:11:23 | 0:11:25 | |
Porphyria Van Helsing, whoever you are, I love you! | 0:11:27 | 0:11:33 | |
"After many years as a slayer, | 0:11:35 | 0:11:37 | |
"I have discovered that vampires can be cured by..." | 0:11:37 | 0:11:41 | |
by... | 0:11:43 | 0:11:44 | |
By what? | 0:11:44 | 0:11:47 | |
Come on, come on... | 0:11:47 | 0:11:49 | |
Master Boris! Control yourself! | 0:11:50 | 0:11:53 | |
What are we gonna do now? | 0:11:53 | 0:11:55 | |
-I suggest you talk to Van Helsing. -But she must have died years ago. | 0:11:55 | 0:11:59 | |
I was referring to Mr Van Helsing, the teacher from Vlad's school. | 0:11:59 | 0:12:04 | |
You think they might be related? | 0:12:04 | 0:12:08 | |
If blood-sucking doesn't work out, | 0:12:08 | 0:12:10 | |
have you considered a career in rocket science? | 0:12:10 | 0:12:14 | |
OK... I need to talk to Vlad. | 0:12:14 | 0:12:17 | |
Is it me, or does this place smell of garlic? | 0:12:19 | 0:12:22 | |
Plan B. | 0:12:31 | 0:12:33 | |
Look, I'm sorry about before. | 0:12:59 | 0:13:00 | |
I know you've got plenty of friends. | 0:13:00 | 0:13:03 | |
Yeah? Name three. | 0:13:03 | 0:13:04 | |
Well, there's me...there's Chloe... | 0:13:04 | 0:13:08 | |
there's me... | 0:13:08 | 0:13:10 | |
I'm sorry I got so wound up. | 0:13:11 | 0:13:14 | |
It's just, well... | 0:13:14 | 0:13:16 | |
the thing is, | 0:13:16 | 0:13:20 | |
you are my only friend. | 0:13:20 | 0:13:21 | |
You're like the only one I can really talk to. | 0:13:21 | 0:13:25 | |
What are you doing here? | 0:13:25 | 0:13:27 | |
I'm sorry, I'm so excited. | 0:13:27 | 0:13:28 | |
Do you know what I mean? Vlad? Vlad? | 0:13:28 | 0:13:31 | |
What is is his problem? | 0:13:33 | 0:13:35 | |
You know what his problem is? He's a ruthless, blood-sucking monster. | 0:13:35 | 0:13:40 | |
-Don't talk like that about my best mate. -Best mate. | 0:13:40 | 0:13:43 | |
Right. | 0:13:43 | 0:13:44 | |
-"A Painless Cure for Vampires"! -That's amazing! Where's the book? | 0:13:46 | 0:13:52 | |
I got a little over-excited. | 0:13:52 | 0:13:56 | |
-I kind of flamed it. -Oh, Boris! | 0:13:57 | 0:14:00 | |
But get this, it's written by a lady called Porphyria Van Helsing! | 0:14:00 | 0:14:04 | |
-And Zoltan thinks that... -Van Helsing knows something? | 0:14:04 | 0:14:07 | |
OK, I know what to do. | 0:14:07 | 0:14:09 | |
Boris, get back to the castle before you get the munchies again! | 0:14:15 | 0:14:18 | |
You don't know anything about me or Vlad. | 0:14:18 | 0:14:21 | |
I know this much. | 0:14:21 | 0:14:23 | |
Vampires don't have friends. | 0:14:23 | 0:14:25 | |
They only have victims. | 0:14:25 | 0:14:27 | |
Vlad's different. | 0:14:27 | 0:14:28 | |
Course he is. | 0:14:30 | 0:14:32 | |
So, ready to see my evil deed, loser? | 0:14:37 | 0:14:40 | |
Whatever. | 0:14:40 | 0:14:43 | |
-What? What? -Surprise! -Aaarrrgghh!!! -You've cleaned him up! | 0:14:48 | 0:14:53 | |
Round one to me, I think. | 0:14:54 | 0:14:56 | |
Oi! Tools are not for fools! | 0:14:56 | 0:15:00 | |
Robin! I need your help. | 0:15:03 | 0:15:06 | |
Robin? | 0:15:06 | 0:15:08 | |
Oh, that's right, I exist! | 0:15:08 | 0:15:10 | |
-Whenever you need a favour. -Are you OK? | 0:15:10 | 0:15:12 | |
-All right, Robin? -All right, Jonno mate? | 0:15:12 | 0:15:15 | |
I was wondering, do you wanna come round mine for tea later? | 0:15:19 | 0:15:23 | |
What, to your caravan? | 0:15:23 | 0:15:26 | |
Sure, I've got nothing better to do. | 0:15:26 | 0:15:29 | |
-Have I? -Robin... -Hang on, are you inviting me round to yours? | 0:15:29 | 0:15:32 | |
-You know I can't. -Fine. | 0:15:32 | 0:15:35 | |
I'd love to, mate. | 0:15:35 | 0:15:37 | |
Oh, bum. | 0:15:40 | 0:15:41 | |
I've hypnotised them. | 0:15:41 | 0:15:44 | |
-They think they're eating spaghetti. -Mmm. | 0:15:44 | 0:15:46 | |
That is quite evil, but if you do this... | 0:15:46 | 0:15:51 | |
-Hi, Ingrid. -Hey, boys! -What are we doing here? | 0:15:51 | 0:15:56 | |
Why don't you take a look? | 0:15:56 | 0:15:58 | |
I'm gonna be sick. | 0:15:59 | 0:16:00 | |
Mmm...squirmy. | 0:16:02 | 0:16:04 | |
You did this! | 0:16:04 | 0:16:06 | |
You are evil! | 0:16:06 | 0:16:08 | |
Aaarghhh! | 0:16:13 | 0:16:14 | |
Temper, temper! | 0:16:14 | 0:16:15 | |
Think. Get in his mind. | 0:16:32 | 0:16:34 | |
I'm Van Helsing, I'm bald and I stink of garlic. Not bad. | 0:16:35 | 0:16:41 | |
Let's hide all of Porphyria's secrets in here, Jonno... | 0:16:45 | 0:16:49 | |
Ha ha ha. | 0:16:49 | 0:16:50 | |
Yeessss! | 0:16:54 | 0:16:54 | |
Yesss! | 0:16:54 | 0:16:56 | |
Boris! | 0:16:57 | 0:16:59 | |
Boris? | 0:17:00 | 0:17:02 | |
In here, Vlad! | 0:17:02 | 0:17:04 | |
What are you doing? | 0:17:06 | 0:17:07 | |
Hiding from your dad. He's trying to make me bite rats for practice. | 0:17:07 | 0:17:11 | |
-You found... you found another copy? -Listen. | 0:17:11 | 0:17:15 | |
"Every Vampire Family possesses a Blood Mirror. | 0:17:15 | 0:17:18 | |
"This Mirror holds the power of the vampire clan. | 0:17:18 | 0:17:21 | |
"For if the Mirror should break, every Vampire of the Blood | 0:17:21 | 0:17:24 | |
"will return to his natural, mortal state." | 0:17:24 | 0:17:26 | |
His natural, mortal state... Vlad, we've done it! | 0:17:26 | 0:17:29 | |
-As soon as we smash that mirror. Come on! -Vlad! A little help. | 0:17:29 | 0:17:33 | |
-Oh, sorry! -Thank you. | 0:17:33 | 0:17:35 | |
Ah Zoltan, finally. | 0:17:39 | 0:17:41 | |
Where does Dad keep the Blood Mirror? | 0:17:41 | 0:17:43 | |
I can't tell you that. | 0:17:43 | 0:17:45 | |
Your father would knock the stuffing out of me. I'd be a wolf-skin rug. | 0:17:45 | 0:17:50 | |
There's a squeaky bat in it for you. | 0:17:50 | 0:17:53 | |
There's a secret entrance through a coffin in the castle crypt. | 0:17:53 | 0:17:58 | |
Aaaarrgghhh!!! | 0:18:06 | 0:18:08 | |
You children spread everywhere, | 0:18:08 | 0:18:11 | |
like mouldy verrucas. What are you doing? | 0:18:11 | 0:18:13 | |
-We've found a secret passage, Renfield... -Vlad! | 0:18:13 | 0:18:16 | |
Do you want to have a look? | 0:18:16 | 0:18:17 | |
Aaaarrggghhh!!! | 0:18:20 | 0:18:21 | |
Let me out!!! | 0:18:24 | 0:18:27 | |
Last one. | 0:18:27 | 0:18:28 | |
This is it! | 0:18:34 | 0:18:36 | |
Shouldn't you be practising your dance routine? | 0:18:50 | 0:18:52 | |
Shut up and listen, coffin breath. | 0:18:52 | 0:18:56 | |
I don't like you, and... | 0:18:56 | 0:18:58 | |
well, I just don't like you. | 0:18:58 | 0:19:00 | |
-But we have to work together against the boys. -Sorry. | 0:19:00 | 0:19:04 | |
Vampires don't do collaboration. | 0:19:04 | 0:19:06 | |
If you don't help me, you'll never be a vampire. | 0:19:06 | 0:19:10 | |
As if. | 0:19:10 | 0:19:11 | |
Our zombie-brain brothers are trying to smash the Blood Mirror. | 0:19:11 | 0:19:15 | |
-The what? -Trust me. | 0:19:15 | 0:19:17 | |
If they succeed, we'll all become mortal. | 0:19:17 | 0:19:21 | |
So what's it to be? | 0:19:21 | 0:19:22 | |
Start helping... | 0:19:22 | 0:19:25 | |
or start breathing? | 0:19:25 | 0:19:27 | |
-What's wrong? -What if something's down here... | 0:19:28 | 0:19:31 | |
something waiting for us... | 0:19:31 | 0:19:33 | |
Come on, Boris. Let's just keep moving. | 0:19:33 | 0:19:36 | |
Vlad! Help! | 0:19:40 | 0:19:42 | |
Come on Boris, you can do this! | 0:19:42 | 0:19:44 | |
Vlad, what's happening? | 0:19:49 | 0:19:52 | |
It's a vampire castle now, it's protecting the Mirror. | 0:19:52 | 0:19:55 | |
So it's trying to kill us? | 0:19:55 | 0:19:57 | |
That's not fair! Let's go back. | 0:19:57 | 0:20:00 | |
Come on Boris, we have to do this. | 0:20:00 | 0:20:04 | |
But, slowly. | 0:20:04 | 0:20:06 | |
Let me out! | 0:20:08 | 0:20:09 | |
-Renfield! -Where did the boys go? | 0:20:13 | 0:20:15 | |
-Secret...passage. -Thanks. | 0:20:15 | 0:20:18 | |
If they've smashed that mirror, they're so dead! I mean undead. | 0:20:20 | 0:20:24 | |
I mean, you know what I mean. | 0:20:24 | 0:20:26 | |
Yesssss! | 0:20:33 | 0:20:34 | |
I'm winning! I'm winning! | 0:20:34 | 0:20:35 | |
Sorry. It's just I can never beat Vlad, he's really good. | 0:20:35 | 0:20:39 | |
This two-player game is cool. Usually it's just me and my dad | 0:20:39 | 0:20:42 | |
and he's not into things that are fun. | 0:20:42 | 0:20:44 | |
At least he doesn't spend all his spare time blogging | 0:20:44 | 0:20:46 | |
on www.blockeduptoilets.com. | 0:20:46 | 0:20:49 | |
-My dad's a plumber. -I knew that. | 0:20:51 | 0:20:54 | |
Well, keep it to yourself. | 0:20:54 | 0:20:57 | |
-Do you ever get jealous of orphans? -Jonno! | 0:20:57 | 0:20:59 | |
A word! | 0:20:59 | 0:21:01 | |
What's the problem, Dad? I'm just gaining his trust like you told me! | 0:21:04 | 0:21:08 | |
Well, don't get too close! All we have to do | 0:21:08 | 0:21:10 | |
is keep Robin out of the way long enough for our plan to work! | 0:21:10 | 0:21:13 | |
What plan? | 0:21:13 | 0:21:15 | |
-What have you done to Vlad? -Nothing. We're just trying to help him! | 0:21:15 | 0:21:18 | |
You're slayers. Why would you help a vampire? | 0:21:18 | 0:21:21 | |
Vlad needed a cure, and we knew the secret. | 0:21:21 | 0:21:23 | |
What secret? | 0:21:23 | 0:21:25 | |
OK. Inside Castle Dracula is a Blood Mirror. | 0:21:28 | 0:21:31 | |
If it's destroyed, every vampire returns to its mortal state. | 0:21:31 | 0:21:34 | |
We knew Vlad wouldn't trust us... | 0:21:34 | 0:21:36 | |
So we planted a book, telling him what to do. | 0:21:36 | 0:21:38 | |
He'll smash the mirror... no more vamps in Stokely. Everybody's happy. | 0:21:38 | 0:21:43 | |
That's all right, then. Nice one, Mr Van Helsing. | 0:21:44 | 0:21:47 | |
You're not even going to ask if there's a catch? | 0:21:47 | 0:21:51 | |
-But you just said "everyone's happy". -Think about it... | 0:21:51 | 0:21:56 | |
When the mirror's destroyed, every vampire returns to its mortal state. | 0:21:56 | 0:22:03 | |
Count Dracula's over 600 years old. | 0:22:04 | 0:22:09 | |
Oh, for the love of garlic, Branagh. When the mirror gets smashed, | 0:22:09 | 0:22:13 | |
the Count'll just be a pile of bones and ashes! | 0:22:13 | 0:22:16 | |
You two are sick. | 0:22:18 | 0:22:19 | |
I trusted you! You're a bigger psycho than your dad. | 0:22:19 | 0:22:23 | |
-Robin! -Let him go. Vlad found the book hours ago. | 0:22:24 | 0:22:27 | |
It's probably all over. | 0:22:27 | 0:22:28 | |
Dad, I'm not sure we've done the right thing. | 0:22:28 | 0:22:31 | |
Nor am I, Jonno... Let's go and check he's definitely dead! | 0:22:32 | 0:22:36 | |
Careful. We don't know what the castle's going to try next. | 0:22:41 | 0:22:46 | |
We've got to be ready for anything. | 0:22:46 | 0:22:48 | |
Vlad, look out! | 0:22:48 | 0:22:50 | |
Enough! | 0:22:51 | 0:22:52 | |
I am the Son and Heir of Count Dracula. | 0:22:52 | 0:22:54 | |
Show me where the Blood Mirror is! | 0:22:54 | 0:22:56 | |
Neat. | 0:23:02 | 0:23:03 | |
Let's go. | 0:23:03 | 0:23:05 | |
Where is everyone? | 0:23:13 | 0:23:15 | |
Try the crypt, Robin. It's very popular today. | 0:23:15 | 0:23:19 | |
Vlad! | 0:23:19 | 0:23:20 | |
That, brother, | 0:23:26 | 0:23:28 | |
-is checkm... -Ssh. | 0:23:28 | 0:23:30 | |
Can you hear that? | 0:23:31 | 0:23:33 | |
What? | 0:23:33 | 0:23:35 | |
-The squeaking? -No, no not that. | 0:23:35 | 0:23:38 | |
That. | 0:23:38 | 0:23:40 | |
-That. -Let me out! Let me out! | 0:23:40 | 0:23:44 | |
It's just the offspring playing in the crypt. | 0:23:44 | 0:23:47 | |
Anyway, as I was saying... checkm... | 0:23:48 | 0:23:52 | |
It's no good! I can't concentrate with all this noise! | 0:23:52 | 0:23:57 | |
Let me out! | 0:23:58 | 0:24:00 | |
Stop all this garlic-awful noise immediately! | 0:24:04 | 0:24:07 | |
Master Vlad's going to smash the Blood Mirror! | 0:24:07 | 0:24:09 | |
Unfortunately, my Vladdy would never do a thing like that. | 0:24:09 | 0:24:13 | |
Uh, brother? | 0:24:13 | 0:24:16 | |
How naughty. I'm impressed! Still, I suppose we'd better stop him. | 0:24:16 | 0:24:21 | |
What are you doing? | 0:24:21 | 0:24:23 | |
I thought you'd shut me back in, like everyone else. | 0:24:23 | 0:24:26 | |
Oh, all right, if you insist. | 0:24:26 | 0:24:28 | |
Well, what are you waiting for? | 0:24:32 | 0:24:34 | |
I don't know. | 0:24:34 | 0:24:36 | |
Something doesn't feel right. | 0:24:36 | 0:24:38 | |
You are so weak, Vlad. | 0:24:38 | 0:24:41 | |
Everything you've ever wanted is right there in front of you... | 0:24:41 | 0:24:45 | |
you just don't have the guts to take it. | 0:24:45 | 0:24:48 | |
Vlad! Don't do it! You'll kill your dad! | 0:24:51 | 0:24:54 | |
-What? No, he'll just return to his mortal state. -Exactly! | 0:24:54 | 0:24:59 | |
And he's 600 years old. | 0:25:00 | 0:25:03 | |
He'll crumble to dust? | 0:25:03 | 0:25:06 | |
I almost killed my own father. | 0:25:07 | 0:25:10 | |
Oh... | 0:25:10 | 0:25:11 | |
-now we're both gonna end up evil. -Don't you understand? | 0:25:11 | 0:25:15 | |
If we kill our dads, we're more evil than any vampire. | 0:25:15 | 0:25:18 | |
Good point. | 0:25:18 | 0:25:20 | |
Vlad! | 0:25:21 | 0:25:23 | |
Boris! Olga! The other one! What's going on? | 0:25:23 | 0:25:25 | |
Hello, Daddy. And goodbye. | 0:25:25 | 0:25:29 | |
No, no! | 0:25:30 | 0:25:31 | |
You've... you've turned me into a breather! | 0:25:35 | 0:25:37 | |
-And I've killed your dad. -Yeah, whatever. | 0:25:37 | 0:25:40 | |
Slain... by my own daughter! | 0:25:40 | 0:25:43 | |
-You're so grounded. -Guess this means I win the bet, right? | 0:25:43 | 0:25:47 | |
You did this for a bet? | 0:25:47 | 0:25:49 | |
-That is evil. -Thanks. | 0:25:49 | 0:25:51 | |
I can't help noticing, er, I haven't disintegrated. | 0:25:51 | 0:25:55 | |
-Speak for yourself - I'm falling apart. -No, you're not, Dad. | 0:25:55 | 0:25:59 | |
Because you'd never miss the chance to become a vampire. | 0:25:59 | 0:26:03 | |
Where's the real Blood Mirror? | 0:26:03 | 0:26:05 | |
Well, done breather boy. | 0:26:05 | 0:26:07 | |
Ah, yes, I thought it was bigger. | 0:26:13 | 0:26:17 | |
You... you... | 0:26:17 | 0:26:20 | |
Princess of Darkness is the phrase you're looking for. | 0:26:20 | 0:26:23 | |
Speaking of which, | 0:26:23 | 0:26:25 | |
shouldn't you be getting changed around about now? | 0:26:25 | 0:26:28 | |
I can't believe the Count and his brother are still alive! | 0:26:33 | 0:26:37 | |
MUSIC STARTS | 0:26:37 | 0:26:38 | |
They might not survive this. | 0:26:39 | 0:26:41 | |
-# If you're ever down a well, -ring my bell | 0:26:42 | 0:26:45 | |
-# If you're ever up a tree, -just phone to me | 0:26:47 | 0:26:51 | |
# And if you're ever lose your teeth and you're out to dine | 0:26:51 | 0:26:58 | |
# Borrow mine | 0:26:58 | 0:26:59 | |
# It's friendship, friendship just the perfect blendship | 0:26:59 | 0:27:06 | |
# When other friendships have been forgot, ours will still be hot. | 0:27:06 | 0:27:12 | |
# Friendship, friendship, just the perfect blendship | 0:27:12 | 0:27:17 | |
# When other friendships have been forgot, ours will still be hot. # | 0:27:17 | 0:27:24 | |
Subtitles by Red Bee Media Ltd | 0:27:32 | 0:27:35 |