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(Vlad. Vlad.) | 0:00:32 | 0:00:34 | |
Robin? | 0:00:34 | 0:00:36 | |
-Is that you? -(Vlad. Over here.) | 0:00:37 | 0:00:40 | |
Ah! | 0:00:45 | 0:00:47 | |
(Vlad.) | 0:00:58 | 0:00:59 | |
(Vlad.) | 0:01:06 | 0:01:08 | |
-Arghh! -Freak. -Like all powerful vampires, | 0:01:11 | 0:01:14 | |
Master Vlad has started sleeping during the day. | 0:01:14 | 0:01:18 | |
Excellent! Let's go to the crypt and I'll tuck you into your coffin. | 0:01:18 | 0:01:23 | |
-Renfield, burn his bed. -Happily. | 0:01:23 | 0:01:25 | |
I am not sleeping in a coffin all day. | 0:01:25 | 0:01:29 | |
-I'm going to school. -Sweet dreams. | 0:01:31 | 0:01:36 | |
Jonno! The porridge! | 0:01:52 | 0:01:55 | |
Sorry, Dad. It's from Mum. | 0:01:55 | 0:01:59 | |
We've been writing and... she wants to see me. | 0:02:06 | 0:02:10 | |
Oh, I see. You haven't told her about the slaying, have you? | 0:02:10 | 0:02:14 | |
-No. What's wrong with telling her the truth? -She's a psychotherapist. | 0:02:14 | 0:02:19 | |
-She thinks vampires only exist in my mind. -We can prove they're real! | 0:02:19 | 0:02:24 | |
People see only what they want to see. | 0:02:24 | 0:02:29 | |
Don't make the same mistake as me. | 0:02:31 | 0:02:33 | |
THUDDING | 0:02:43 | 0:02:46 | |
They're coming. | 0:02:52 | 0:02:54 | |
Who's coming? | 0:02:58 | 0:03:00 | |
WOMAN'S VOICE: I'm coming. DOORBELL RINGS | 0:03:00 | 0:03:03 | |
Oh, hello, Vlad. Hurry up, you lot! | 0:03:03 | 0:03:07 | |
You all right? You look tired. | 0:03:07 | 0:03:09 | |
Go to bed early, that's my advice. | 0:03:09 | 0:03:11 | |
Bye, love. | 0:03:11 | 0:03:13 | |
Yeah, I know. I look tired. | 0:03:15 | 0:03:17 | |
Something weird is happening. | 0:03:17 | 0:03:19 | |
I keep falling asleep and having this dream about you in a forest... | 0:03:19 | 0:03:24 | |
ALL: Freak. | 0:03:24 | 0:03:26 | |
-CHALK SQUEAKS ON BOARD -For centuries, | 0:03:47 | 0:03:50 | |
oak has been the traditional choice of wood when building a coffin. | 0:03:50 | 0:03:55 | |
Isn't that right, Vlad? | 0:04:16 | 0:04:18 | |
Vlad! | 0:04:27 | 0:04:29 | |
-Vampire! -Vlad, be quiet! | 0:04:29 | 0:04:33 | |
What's wrong with him? | 0:04:34 | 0:04:36 | |
(He's a creature of the undead... everything's wrong with him.) | 0:04:36 | 0:04:41 | |
BELL RINGS | 0:04:41 | 0:04:43 | |
-Everybody was a vampire. -Cool. I love it when I have that dream. | 0:04:47 | 0:04:53 | |
It was more like a nightmare. I'm scared. I can't fall asleep again. | 0:04:53 | 0:04:58 | |
-It's double maths after lunch. You've got no chance. -Just keep pinching me. | 0:04:58 | 0:05:03 | |
What are friends for? | 0:05:03 | 0:05:06 | |
Vlad? Vlad? Wake up! | 0:05:08 | 0:05:11 | |
Vlad, wake up! Vlad! Vlad, wake up! | 0:05:11 | 0:05:16 | |
-They're coming. -Who's coming? | 0:05:19 | 0:05:23 | |
-You must learn to master your vampire powers to survive. -Powers? | 0:05:23 | 0:05:28 | |
-What do you mean...survive? -Listen. | 0:05:28 | 0:05:32 | |
-Slayers. -They are fast... | 0:05:38 | 0:05:41 | |
-..but the wolf is faster. -I'm not a wolf! -It sleeps within you. | 0:05:43 | 0:05:48 | |
I can't shape-shift. I'm not even a proper vampire yet! | 0:05:48 | 0:05:53 | |
-That's not what they think. -What do I do? | 0:05:55 | 0:05:58 | |
The clever fish swims with the tide. | 0:05:59 | 0:06:02 | |
Run! | 0:06:03 | 0:06:05 | |
You?! I thought I was being chased by slayers. | 0:06:07 | 0:06:12 | |
This is just a dream. | 0:06:15 | 0:06:18 | |
You're not gonna hurt me. | 0:06:24 | 0:06:27 | |
Well, there goes that theory! | 0:06:29 | 0:06:31 | |
Double freak. | 0:06:59 | 0:07:02 | |
What on Earth's going on? Come on. There's nothing to see here. | 0:07:03 | 0:07:09 | |
-You were supposed to stop me falling asleep. -I tried pinching you. | 0:07:12 | 0:07:17 | |
-Maybe next time I should slap you in the face? -Robin, I am in big trouble. | 0:07:17 | 0:07:23 | |
-That was nothing to do with me. -Your mum just tried to slay me. | 0:07:23 | 0:07:27 | |
-Ingrid! -Shhhh! | 0:07:32 | 0:07:35 | |
Ingrid, do you ever have weird dreams? | 0:07:42 | 0:07:46 | |
Only one where an annoying geek of a brother asks me stupid questions. | 0:07:46 | 0:07:52 | |
I'm serious! In my dream I was chased by slayers and they did this. | 0:07:52 | 0:07:56 | |
Boys. My lunch? | 0:07:58 | 0:08:01 | |
You're lying. You don't get to go to the dreamworld until you're 16. | 0:08:05 | 0:08:09 | |
-What dreamworld? -The place vampires go when they sleep. | 0:08:09 | 0:08:14 | |
If you're slain there, you die for real. | 0:08:14 | 0:08:17 | |
That's not good news. | 0:08:22 | 0:08:26 | |
Oh, please. As if you'd get to go there before me. Hey! Vlad! | 0:08:27 | 0:08:34 | |
The slayers are coming! Save me, Vlad. Save me! | 0:08:38 | 0:08:43 | |
Shhhh. | 0:08:43 | 0:08:45 | |
Slayers! | 0:08:47 | 0:08:49 | |
Come on. | 0:08:50 | 0:08:52 | |
(Follow me, but keep your head down.) | 0:09:26 | 0:09:29 | |
(If I die, who's gonna carry on my charity work | 0:09:37 | 0:09:41 | |
(and captain the chess club?) | 0:09:41 | 0:09:43 | |
I don't know who's freaking me out more - you or the Branaghs. Come on. | 0:09:43 | 0:09:48 | |
Run! | 0:10:04 | 0:10:06 | |
Robin! You do not wake someone up by slapping them in the face! | 0:10:12 | 0:10:18 | |
But he told me to. | 0:10:18 | 0:10:20 | |
-Ingrid, you're OK! -Get up, Sleeping Beauty. | 0:10:20 | 0:10:23 | |
You're making the rest of us look bad. | 0:10:23 | 0:10:26 | |
Back off, slayers. He doesn't need your kind of help. | 0:10:26 | 0:10:30 | |
What happened to your hand? | 0:10:30 | 0:10:34 | |
-He's feasting on himself! -Oh, that is disgusting. | 0:10:37 | 0:10:42 | |
I, er... It's just a paper cut. | 0:10:42 | 0:10:45 | |
Go and wash the blood off, then come to my office. We'll patch you up. | 0:10:45 | 0:10:51 | |
-I'm concerned about Vlad's behaviour. -Yes, he should be punished. | 0:10:57 | 0:11:02 | |
No, I mean I'm worried about him. He's been acting very strangely. | 0:11:02 | 0:11:07 | |
Maybe there's trouble at home. | 0:11:07 | 0:11:10 | |
-Why don't you invite his father in...for a chat? -Good idea. | 0:11:10 | 0:11:16 | |
And I'll call in the student counsellor, too. | 0:11:16 | 0:11:19 | |
Dad, you're a genius. | 0:11:23 | 0:11:25 | |
Don't get me wrong, I like being a vampire mentor. | 0:11:27 | 0:11:30 | |
I just think I should be in black, too. | 0:11:30 | 0:11:33 | |
Your family's trying to slay me and all you can think about is clothes? | 0:11:33 | 0:11:37 | |
So what was it like shape-shifting into a wolf? | 0:11:37 | 0:11:41 | |
I scared the slayers...and it felt good. Which worries me. | 0:11:41 | 0:11:44 | |
And having fur and a tail doesn't? | 0:11:44 | 0:11:47 | |
What if there's an evil vampire in my blood after all? | 0:11:48 | 0:11:52 | |
Vlad, you still sleep with a teddy bear. Dream on. | 0:11:52 | 0:11:56 | |
Come on, let's get you a plaster. | 0:11:59 | 0:12:02 | |
And a lollipop for being brave. | 0:12:06 | 0:12:09 | |
-When the Count arrives, what will he do? -Get inside quickly | 0:12:11 | 0:12:16 | |
-to avoid exposure to sunlight. -And what will WE do? -Stop him! | 0:12:16 | 0:12:20 | |
-And let mother nature do the rest. -Here he comes. | 0:12:20 | 0:12:23 | |
Get ready. | 0:12:28 | 0:12:30 | |
-Hello, Eric. Hello, Jonno. -Mum! | 0:12:39 | 0:12:44 | |
-Mina! -Wow. Gosh, you've got tall! | 0:12:44 | 0:12:49 | |
Mina, what are you doing here? | 0:12:49 | 0:12:51 | |
-Oh, well, it's nice to see you, too. -No, I mean... I didn't mean... | 0:12:51 | 0:12:56 | |
I've started working as a counsellor for schools in this area - | 0:12:56 | 0:13:01 | |
a good chance to see both of you. | 0:13:01 | 0:13:04 | |
-Are you here to see a boy called Vlad? -I can't tell you that. | 0:13:04 | 0:13:09 | |
-Can we talk later? -Let's hope so. | 0:13:09 | 0:13:12 | |
Don't worry. This is perfect! | 0:13:16 | 0:13:18 | |
Jonno, we're letting her walk into a room full of vampires. | 0:13:18 | 0:13:23 | |
If we grab the Count on the way out, he'll turn to dust before her eyes. | 0:13:23 | 0:13:29 | |
Finally proving to her that vampires are real! You're the genius, son. | 0:13:29 | 0:13:34 | |
Run along. | 0:13:43 | 0:13:45 | |
-Mr Count, pleased to meet you. -The pleasure is all mine. | 0:13:48 | 0:13:53 | |
Good afternoon. I'm Mina Van Helsing, student counsellor. Hello. | 0:13:54 | 0:13:58 | |
I believe I know your husband, Mrs Van Helsing. We're great friends. | 0:13:58 | 0:14:03 | |
-Please don't kiss my hand. -He never mentioned he had a beautiful wife. | 0:14:03 | 0:14:09 | |
I think we're here to talk about Vlad, not me. Shall we go in? | 0:14:09 | 0:14:13 | |
SHE CLEARS HER THROAT | 0:14:14 | 0:14:16 | |
Oh, yes. He's in my office. | 0:14:16 | 0:14:18 | |
He's out cold. | 0:14:23 | 0:14:25 | |
It's no use. Vampires can't cross running water, remember? | 0:14:50 | 0:14:56 | |
But that makes no sense! | 0:14:56 | 0:14:58 | |
Hey, I don't make the rules. | 0:14:58 | 0:15:01 | |
Ow! | 0:15:13 | 0:15:15 | |
Our greatest glory is in rising every time we fall. | 0:15:18 | 0:15:22 | |
You have to get up and fight. | 0:15:23 | 0:15:26 | |
Help me. | 0:15:31 | 0:15:33 | |
-We need to get this boy to hospital. -But he's totally faking! -Now! | 0:15:33 | 0:15:41 | |
-They're coming! -We'll give the Count a suntan he won't forget! | 0:15:46 | 0:15:51 | |
OK. Right, watch his head. | 0:15:54 | 0:15:57 | |
I'm gonna go to the hospital, I'll call you later. | 0:15:57 | 0:16:01 | |
Follow that hearse! | 0:16:04 | 0:16:06 | |
We should go too. | 0:16:06 | 0:16:08 | |
-I'll look after her, Miss. -Good idea. | 0:16:08 | 0:16:10 | |
Mr Van Helsing, have you got room for two more? | 0:16:10 | 0:16:13 | |
You can do this, Vlad. You know you can. | 0:16:22 | 0:16:26 | |
Use your energy. | 0:16:26 | 0:16:27 | |
That's it, Vlad, trust your instincts. Feel the energy. | 0:16:29 | 0:16:34 | |
Use the power within. | 0:16:35 | 0:16:37 | |
It is your time. | 0:16:38 | 0:16:40 | |
-You did this. -I needed to make sure you could pass the test | 0:17:01 | 0:17:05 | |
-before you meet the Master. -I thought you were my friend. | 0:17:05 | 0:17:10 | |
You have no friends here, Vlad. | 0:17:10 | 0:17:13 | |
If your dad lays a finger on my mum, you'll be sorry. | 0:17:21 | 0:17:26 | |
-It's his fangs I'd be worried about. -She's just trying to wind you up. | 0:17:26 | 0:17:30 | |
So, Eric, what blood group is your wife? | 0:17:30 | 0:17:35 | |
Anyone up for a game of I spy? | 0:17:39 | 0:17:41 | |
I'm home? | 0:17:50 | 0:17:52 | |
It is time for you to meet the Grand High Vampire. | 0:17:52 | 0:17:57 | |
Renfield is the Grand High Vampire?! | 0:18:00 | 0:18:03 | |
On your feet! | 0:18:03 | 0:18:06 | |
I've always liked you. You know that, don't you? | 0:18:09 | 0:18:11 | |
Speak only when The Master speaks. | 0:18:11 | 0:18:14 | |
Of course. Yeah, sorry. I won't say another word. | 0:18:14 | 0:18:18 | |
What am I supposed to do? | 0:18:31 | 0:18:34 | |
You must choose your destiny, Vlad. | 0:18:39 | 0:18:42 | |
You are on a journey. | 0:18:42 | 0:18:46 | |
Ahead of you lie two paths. | 0:18:46 | 0:18:48 | |
Which will you take? | 0:18:48 | 0:18:52 | |
One path leads to immortality, and the other... | 0:18:52 | 0:18:58 | |
The other... | 0:18:58 | 0:19:00 | |
Dad?! | 0:19:04 | 0:19:05 | |
..leads to death. | 0:19:05 | 0:19:07 | |
HEART MONITOR BEATS | 0:19:07 | 0:19:10 | |
Dad? | 0:19:10 | 0:19:12 | |
Don't worry, Vlad. Daddy's here for you. | 0:19:12 | 0:19:16 | |
HE SCREAMS | 0:19:17 | 0:19:18 | |
HEART MONITOR GOES FASTER | 0:19:18 | 0:19:20 | |
My time is past. | 0:19:20 | 0:19:24 | |
Our people are suffering, | 0:19:24 | 0:19:28 | |
we are being hunted down and destroyed. | 0:19:28 | 0:19:32 | |
We hide in the shadows waiting for the Chosen One. | 0:19:32 | 0:19:36 | |
The Chosen One? | 0:19:38 | 0:19:40 | |
A vampire with exceptional powers who will lead us once again to glory. | 0:19:40 | 0:19:46 | |
Vladimir Dracula... | 0:19:51 | 0:19:53 | |
..you are the Chosen One. | 0:19:56 | 0:19:59 | |
Wrong! I don't even want to be a vampire! | 0:19:59 | 0:20:03 | |
-Vladimir Dominus... -Look, thanks for the offer | 0:20:03 | 0:20:07 | |
-but I think I'll give it a miss. -Vladimir Dominus Imperator Electus. | 0:20:07 | 0:20:11 | |
Is that the time? | 0:20:11 | 0:20:13 | |
Vladimir Dominus Imperator Electus. | 0:20:13 | 0:20:15 | |
Vladmir Dominus Imperator Electus. | 0:20:15 | 0:20:19 | |
Vladimir Dominus Imperator Electus. | 0:20:19 | 0:20:23 | |
You can't escape your destiny. | 0:20:23 | 0:20:25 | |
-Heart rate's racing. -Your infernal machines are making him worse! | 0:20:27 | 0:20:31 | |
Get the crash cart ready. | 0:20:31 | 0:20:34 | |
-You must fight, Vlad, fight! -They're doing everything they can. | 0:20:38 | 0:20:42 | |
-He should be at home in a coffin, resting in peace! -Don't give up! | 0:20:42 | 0:20:47 | |
He'll pull through. | 0:20:47 | 0:20:49 | |
There's evil in you, Vlad. I can smell it! | 0:20:49 | 0:20:53 | |
Sorry, but you're making me nervous. | 0:20:53 | 0:20:56 | |
-I saw it when you tried to bite that slayer in the forest. -That wasn't me! | 0:20:56 | 0:21:02 | |
Who are you, Vlad? | 0:21:02 | 0:21:05 | |
In our world, you're either a vampire or a slayer. | 0:21:05 | 0:21:10 | |
You must slay the vampire or bite the breather. | 0:21:10 | 0:21:14 | |
-The choice is yours. -Don't slay me, Vlad! I'm allergic to wood! | 0:21:14 | 0:21:19 | |
Do you want to spend your life feasting on the innocent? | 0:21:19 | 0:21:24 | |
Statistics show slayers live short, tragically unfulfilled lives. | 0:21:24 | 0:21:29 | |
Join us and be a beacon of light in the darkness. | 0:21:29 | 0:21:34 | |
And they have a horrible weakness for metaphor. | 0:21:34 | 0:21:37 | |
-Bite her! -Slay her! -Bite her! -Slay her! | 0:21:37 | 0:21:41 | |
-Bite her! -Slay her! -It's all in my head, | 0:21:41 | 0:21:44 | |
It's all in my head, it's all in my head... | 0:21:44 | 0:21:48 | |
I feel so helpless. | 0:21:50 | 0:21:53 | |
-Eric! -Leave her alone, vampire! | 0:22:01 | 0:22:05 | |
-Is he your patient? -Don't tell me you're still obsessed with vampires! | 0:22:05 | 0:22:09 | |
He thinks our whole family are vampires. | 0:22:09 | 0:22:13 | |
-It's true! They are! -Great. So you've infected Jonathan with this madness. | 0:22:13 | 0:22:18 | |
-Eric, how could you? -He's crashing! | 0:22:18 | 0:22:21 | |
Right, wait outside. | 0:22:24 | 0:22:27 | |
It's all in my head, it's all in my head... | 0:22:34 | 0:22:38 | |
Hello? | 0:22:48 | 0:22:50 | |
Your indecision has cost you dearly. | 0:22:54 | 0:22:58 | |
We have no need for a leader who's nice to people. | 0:23:01 | 0:23:07 | |
Oh! That hurt! | 0:23:09 | 0:23:12 | |
It's meant to. | 0:23:12 | 0:23:14 | |
Stop doing that! | 0:23:16 | 0:23:18 | |
Make me! | 0:23:18 | 0:23:20 | |
I told you to stop doing that. | 0:23:31 | 0:23:36 | |
-We're losing him! -No. Someone's switched off the monitor. | 0:23:51 | 0:23:57 | |
Sorry, was that supposed to be plugged in? | 0:23:57 | 0:24:01 | |
Oh, that's right - everybody blame Ingrid! | 0:24:29 | 0:24:33 | |
You are the Chosen One. | 0:24:51 | 0:24:56 | |
Finish me and take your rightful place on this throne. | 0:24:56 | 0:25:01 | |
No! I won't fight you any more. | 0:25:13 | 0:25:16 | |
I don't enjoy being evil, it makes me feel dead inside. | 0:25:16 | 0:25:21 | |
I choose life. | 0:25:25 | 0:25:27 | |
Nooooo! | 0:25:31 | 0:25:32 | |
-Where am I? -It's OK, Vlad. | 0:25:36 | 0:25:39 | |
You're back in the real world now. | 0:25:39 | 0:25:41 | |
All right? | 0:25:41 | 0:25:43 | |
-So, did I become a vampire? -Yes. | 0:25:43 | 0:25:46 | |
And, yes, you were wearing black. | 0:25:46 | 0:25:48 | |
Cool! | 0:25:48 | 0:25:50 | |
There's nothing wrong with him. | 0:25:51 | 0:25:53 | |
You wouldn't say that if you had to live with him! | 0:25:53 | 0:25:57 | |
Well, that's amazing. | 0:26:01 | 0:26:03 | |
-He's absolutely fine! -I knew he wouldn't die because he's a vampire! | 0:26:03 | 0:26:08 | |
Well, I hope you're proud of yourself, Eric. | 0:26:08 | 0:26:12 | |
-But Mum, we can prove it! -Leave it, Jonno, you're wasting your time. | 0:26:12 | 0:26:17 | |
-I think this is the part where you say you're leaving. -Not this time. | 0:26:17 | 0:26:23 | |
I'm gonna stay and finally deal with this crazy vampire obsession. | 0:26:23 | 0:26:28 | |
So, who was your Grand High Vampire? | 0:26:46 | 0:26:50 | |
Mine was Nanny Clontarf. | 0:26:50 | 0:26:52 | |
You knew where I was? | 0:26:52 | 0:26:54 | |
Are you the Chosen One? | 0:26:56 | 0:26:59 | |
No, it's not me. | 0:27:02 | 0:27:05 | |
-Let's get you home. -I'd like to keep him in overnight for observation. | 0:27:05 | 0:27:11 | |
-I'll stay and keep you company. -Oh, thanks, Dad. | 0:27:14 | 0:27:18 | |
Got a straw? | 0:27:20 | 0:27:22 | |
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