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-I had a great time. -Me too. | 0:00:16 | 0:00:19 | |
Well, this is me. | 0:00:19 | 0:00:22 | |
-What are you two playing at? -It's not me, it's her! | 0:00:46 | 0:00:50 | |
I have first claim on all new prey. | 0:00:50 | 0:00:52 | |
He's not your prey, he's my boyfriend! | 0:00:52 | 0:00:55 | |
And it's my castle, so I'll bite who I want to! | 0:00:55 | 0:00:58 | |
Look, Ingrid, perhaps you should stay away from Will. | 0:01:01 | 0:01:06 | |
This close to your transformation, you've no control over your powers. | 0:01:06 | 0:01:11 | |
You worry too much. | 0:01:11 | 0:01:13 | |
I meant to do it. | 0:01:16 | 0:01:18 | |
-BELL TOLLS -That's Will again, don't answer it! | 0:01:18 | 0:01:21 | |
No-one is going to stop me kissing my boyfriend goodnight! | 0:01:21 | 0:01:26 | |
Tell anyone about this, bat breath, | 0:01:34 | 0:01:37 | |
and I will chop off your tongue and feed it to Renfield! | 0:01:37 | 0:01:41 | |
I think I'm in love. ..Read. | 0:01:43 | 0:01:47 | |
"The Staff of Carpathia, a new attraction at Stokely Museum. | 0:01:47 | 0:01:52 | |
"..One blow from the Staff will cure the curse of vampirism." | 0:01:52 | 0:01:57 | |
Robin, this is brilliant! | 0:01:57 | 0:01:59 | |
Eh? ..Oh, yeah. | 0:01:59 | 0:02:02 | |
Come on. | 0:02:03 | 0:02:05 | |
Thanks for coming today, Chloe. I really appreciate it. | 0:02:10 | 0:02:14 | |
Who couldn't resist the chance | 0:02:14 | 0:02:16 | |
to authenticate an artefact like the Staff? | 0:02:16 | 0:02:19 | |
-Out of everyone I know, just you. -Oh, the map. | 0:02:19 | 0:02:22 | |
-I don't suppose Ingrid's...? -She thought you were Will, get over it! | 0:02:22 | 0:02:27 | |
-I know, but... -Ssh! Right, so, we're here and the Staff is there. | 0:02:27 | 0:02:32 | |
Everyone know which way to go? Good. | 0:02:32 | 0:02:36 | |
It's this way! | 0:02:47 | 0:02:49 | |
I'd go with her, she's usually right. | 0:02:49 | 0:02:52 | |
When I suggested a family day out, this isn't quite what I had in mind. | 0:02:52 | 0:02:58 | |
On a Sunday in Stokely, it's either the museum or the bowling alley. | 0:02:58 | 0:03:03 | |
Ooh, well, I like bowling! | 0:03:03 | 0:03:06 | |
I'm banned. | 0:03:06 | 0:03:07 | |
There was a theme night, some of the staff were dressed up as vampires. | 0:03:08 | 0:03:14 | |
You don't want to know the details. | 0:03:14 | 0:03:16 | |
Some of these exhibits are really weird. | 0:03:24 | 0:03:27 | |
Mwaa-aah! | 0:03:34 | 0:03:37 | |
Calm down, Jonno. They're not real! | 0:03:37 | 0:03:42 | |
Are you sure it was the Count? | 0:03:47 | 0:03:49 | |
-Yes! -I knew it! He's out to destroy the Staff of Carpathia. | 0:03:49 | 0:03:53 | |
-You can't go after him, Mum'll go mad. -Leave your mother to me. | 0:03:53 | 0:03:57 | |
HE LAUGHS | 0:03:59 | 0:04:01 | |
Jonno, you're getting a bit old for that, aren't you? | 0:04:01 | 0:04:05 | |
-What's this? -Jonathan wants to play hide-and-seek in the museum | 0:04:05 | 0:04:09 | |
like we did when he was little. | 0:04:09 | 0:04:12 | |
..All right, just this once. | 0:04:12 | 0:04:15 | |
Count to 100, then come and find me. | 0:04:15 | 0:04:21 | |
I don't know, screaming at the exhibits, playing hide-and-seek? | 0:04:21 | 0:04:26 | |
I'm going to have to toughen you up a bit. | 0:04:26 | 0:04:30 | |
It's down there and left at the severed head. | 0:04:35 | 0:04:38 | |
It really smells like the plague in here. | 0:04:38 | 0:04:42 | |
Sort of familiar, though. | 0:04:42 | 0:04:44 | |
Mouldy cabbage... with a hint of toe jam. | 0:04:46 | 0:04:50 | |
Week-old armpit sweat. | 0:04:50 | 0:04:52 | |
Renfield! | 0:04:57 | 0:05:00 | |
-Put those rats down! -What rats? Ow! | 0:05:02 | 0:05:06 | |
-What are you doing here? -Nothing. | 0:05:06 | 0:05:10 | |
-Where's Dad? -I've lost him. | 0:05:10 | 0:05:12 | |
But he's definitely not here and we're not after the Staff. | 0:05:12 | 0:05:16 | |
-If your Dad's after the Staff... -It means it's got to be for real! | 0:05:18 | 0:05:23 | |
-Thanks, Renfield! -Please don't tell Master you forced it out of me. Ow! | 0:05:23 | 0:05:30 | |
Oi, Ozzy Osbourne... > | 0:05:46 | 0:05:48 | |
keep away from the exhibits. | 0:05:48 | 0:05:52 | |
You may address me as Count. | 0:05:55 | 0:05:58 | |
Oh, really? | 0:05:58 | 0:06:01 | |
Well..."Count", rules is rules! | 0:06:01 | 0:06:06 | |
Now back off! | 0:06:06 | 0:06:09 | |
Oi! I told you - | 0:06:59 | 0:07:02 | |
stay away from the exhibits! | 0:07:02 | 0:07:05 | |
Go on, then! | 0:07:05 | 0:07:08 | |
Cool! | 0:07:31 | 0:07:33 | |
Who says I can't control my powers? | 0:07:33 | 0:07:36 | |
BELL TOLLS | 0:07:36 | 0:07:39 | |
-BELL TOLLS AGAIN -Isn't anyone going to get that?! | 0:07:41 | 0:07:44 | |
'Put...that...down!' | 0:07:51 | 0:07:55 | |
How did you...? | 0:07:55 | 0:07:58 | |
'I said, put it down!' | 0:08:02 | 0:08:04 | |
Why did I...? | 0:08:09 | 0:08:11 | |
Where are you? | 0:08:12 | 0:08:14 | |
-HE CHORTLES: -'I'm in your body, you fool.' | 0:08:14 | 0:08:18 | |
You seriously expect me to believe that? | 0:08:20 | 0:08:24 | |
'Look in the display cabinet.' | 0:08:25 | 0:08:27 | |
A-a-a-a-argh! | 0:08:37 | 0:08:40 | |
Do I have to do everything around here? | 0:08:42 | 0:08:45 | |
BELL TOLLS | 0:08:45 | 0:08:47 | |
"To be opened by Count Dracula only." In your dreams! | 0:08:54 | 0:08:57 | |
Leave that alone! | 0:08:57 | 0:08:59 | |
Ha-ha-ha! You should have seen your face! | 0:08:59 | 0:09:03 | |
You'll regret that, you mangy mutt! | 0:09:03 | 0:09:07 | |
The Staff's still here! | 0:09:07 | 0:09:11 | |
So's my Dad! | 0:09:11 | 0:09:14 | |
Dad! Dad! | 0:09:15 | 0:09:17 | |
Sorry, Vlad, I think your dad's dead. | 0:09:17 | 0:09:21 | |
Of course, he's been dead for 600 years! This is an old vampire trick, | 0:09:21 | 0:09:26 | |
-their life forces can leave their bodies. -So he could be anywhere? | 0:09:26 | 0:09:31 | |
Pretty much. He'd never go far, unless... he was in trouble. | 0:09:31 | 0:09:36 | |
I have to find him. | 0:09:36 | 0:09:38 | |
-You two, look after his body. -Body? | 0:09:38 | 0:09:42 | |
-We'll have to move him. -I'm not touching it! | 0:09:42 | 0:09:45 | |
Where do you hold a vampire? | 0:09:50 | 0:09:54 | |
-..80...81... -Shouldn't you be counting to 100 in 5s or something? | 0:09:54 | 0:10:00 | |
-I always give him loads of time, he's rubbish at hiding. -I know - | 0:10:00 | 0:10:04 | |
I could always find my Christmas presents. | 0:10:04 | 0:10:08 | |
-Mum... -Mm-hm. | 0:10:12 | 0:10:16 | |
..are you gonna be around this Christmas? | 0:10:16 | 0:10:19 | |
Of course. | 0:10:21 | 0:10:24 | |
Now that your dad's given up that vampire nonsense. | 0:10:24 | 0:10:29 | |
He has given it up, hasn't he? | 0:10:29 | 0:10:31 | |
Yeah. | 0:10:31 | 0:10:33 | |
You know what, I'm gonna go stop him. ..FIND him. | 0:10:39 | 0:10:44 | |
So, Daddy's got a brand new throne. | 0:10:54 | 0:10:58 | |
Won't he just hate it if I sit on it first? | 0:10:58 | 0:11:01 | |
I don't think you should do that. | 0:11:01 | 0:11:05 | |
Good job it's not up to you, then, isn't it, fur-ball? Now get lost! | 0:11:05 | 0:11:10 | |
-Did I just do that? -Yeah... | 0:11:13 | 0:11:15 | |
Sweet! | 0:11:15 | 0:11:18 | |
Out, breather! | 0:11:24 | 0:11:26 | |
I'm sorry, I didn't mean... | 0:11:27 | 0:11:31 | |
Or I'll drain all your blood! | 0:11:31 | 0:11:35 | |
Will you stop that?! Sorry. | 0:11:36 | 0:11:39 | |
-Eurgh! -What do you mean, "eurgh"? | 0:11:46 | 0:11:49 | |
Look at me! I haven't seen my reflection for 600 years. | 0:11:49 | 0:11:55 | |
It's the face of pure unadulterated evil! | 0:11:55 | 0:11:58 | |
Yes, yes, obviously. But look at the bone structure, those brooding eyes. | 0:11:58 | 0:12:04 | |
We'll just nip in here for a quick snack. | 0:12:06 | 0:12:09 | |
You'll be elevenses... and you'll be half-elevenses. | 0:12:09 | 0:12:14 | |
And then we'll find the Master. | 0:12:14 | 0:12:16 | |
Get out! Get out of my body now! | 0:12:16 | 0:12:20 | |
And where do you suggest I go? | 0:12:20 | 0:12:22 | |
Him! You can go into him! | 0:12:25 | 0:12:28 | |
I would rather be stuck inside a rotting badger! | 0:12:28 | 0:12:32 | |
What have you done?! | 0:12:34 | 0:12:37 | |
Oh, dear. | 0:12:43 | 0:12:45 | |
Aarrrggghhh! | 0:12:52 | 0:12:56 | |
Dad! | 0:12:57 | 0:13:00 | |
Dad! | 0:13:00 | 0:13:02 | |
-This is bad! -Dad! What happened?! | 0:13:08 | 0:13:11 | |
The Count's life force is trapped inside me, so his body's defenceless! | 0:13:14 | 0:13:19 | |
Go to the Staff of Carpathia exhibit and... | 0:13:19 | 0:13:22 | |
..give him a nice bar of chocolate. | 0:13:27 | 0:13:30 | |
Bar of chocolate? | 0:13:31 | 0:13:33 | |
No! I didn't say that. It was the Count talking. | 0:13:33 | 0:13:38 | |
I meant s-s-s... | 0:13:39 | 0:13:42 | |
s-s-s-r-r-r-r... | 0:13:44 | 0:13:45 | |
s-s-s-s-s... | 0:13:45 | 0:13:49 | |
Sing to him! | 0:13:52 | 0:13:54 | |
Ha-ha-ha! > | 0:13:54 | 0:13:57 | |
-No! -You mean stake him! -Yes! | 0:13:59 | 0:14:01 | |
No! | 0:14:02 | 0:14:04 | |
Yes! | 0:14:04 | 0:14:06 | |
No! | 0:14:06 | 0:14:07 | |
-Yes! -Don't even think about it! | 0:14:07 | 0:14:09 | |
Try and stop me! | 0:14:09 | 0:14:11 | |
That's my boy! | 0:14:12 | 0:14:14 | |
Ooh, j'ai mal a la tete! | 0:14:14 | 0:14:19 | |
That bang on the head has turned him French again! | 0:14:19 | 0:14:22 | |
Now, Renfield, go find the Staff of Carpathia. | 0:14:22 | 0:14:26 | |
Allez chercher le Baton de Carpathie, vite! | 0:14:26 | 0:14:31 | |
Oui, maitre. | 0:14:32 | 0:14:34 | |
I don't even speak French! | 0:14:37 | 0:14:40 | |
You'd be surprised at what you can do now I've moved in. | 0:14:40 | 0:14:44 | |
How d'you fancy draining the blood from a large mammal? | 0:14:44 | 0:14:47 | |
Ha-ha-ha! | 0:14:48 | 0:14:51 | |
Oi! No running! | 0:14:53 | 0:14:56 | |
He's gone! | 0:14:58 | 0:14:59 | |
Well, I'm gonna find him and turn him into dust! | 0:14:59 | 0:15:03 | |
Not if I find him first. | 0:15:03 | 0:15:05 | |
I said no running! | 0:15:05 | 0:15:09 | |
Doesn't seem right leaving Count Dracula in a boiler room. | 0:15:15 | 0:15:19 | |
I'll be fine, just leave me a bottle of blood, bottle of blood. | 0:15:22 | 0:15:28 | |
You do know, his life force could be looking at you right now. | 0:15:28 | 0:15:34 | |
Sorry. | 0:15:37 | 0:15:39 | |
Candles on! | 0:15:54 | 0:15:56 | |
Candles off! | 0:15:56 | 0:15:59 | |
Candles on. | 0:15:59 | 0:16:01 | |
Candles off! | 0:16:01 | 0:16:04 | |
This is so great! | 0:16:04 | 0:16:06 | |
Candles on! | 0:16:06 | 0:16:09 | |
Oh...! | 0:16:17 | 0:16:19 | |
I am so undead! | 0:16:20 | 0:16:22 | |
I don't want to say I told you so... but I told you so. | 0:16:22 | 0:16:27 | |
Right, that's it, I warned you! | 0:16:27 | 0:16:31 | |
I can't find Vlad anywhere. | 0:16:43 | 0:16:45 | |
Can you smell burning? | 0:16:48 | 0:16:52 | |
I'm in control, slayer! | 0:17:00 | 0:17:03 | |
No, you're not, you blood-sucking beast! | 0:17:05 | 0:17:08 | |
Here you are! | 0:17:08 | 0:17:13 | |
Well, hello! | 0:17:13 | 0:17:15 | |
What a joy you are to behold! | 0:17:15 | 0:17:20 | |
Thank you. Jonno not found you yet? | 0:17:20 | 0:17:25 | |
Er, no. He's rubbish at finding me, he'll be ages yet. | 0:17:25 | 0:17:30 | |
Well, I'm starving, D'you fancy a quick bite? | 0:17:30 | 0:17:34 | |
..Mmm. Always. | 0:17:34 | 0:17:37 | |
Sorry. | 0:17:41 | 0:17:43 | |
Mmm. My dear. | 0:17:44 | 0:17:46 | |
You're being very romantic all of a sudden. | 0:17:46 | 0:17:51 | |
I like it. | 0:17:51 | 0:17:53 | |
Ooh! | 0:17:54 | 0:17:55 | |
I told you I could smell burning! | 0:17:59 | 0:18:02 | |
Thanks(!) | 0:18:04 | 0:18:06 | |
Ou se trouve le Baton de Carphathie? | 0:18:11 | 0:18:13 | |
Oi! I'm the French peasant. You're supposed to be the French aristocrat. | 0:18:13 | 0:18:18 | |
-Can't the agency get anything right? -Pardon? | 0:18:18 | 0:18:21 | |
Come on, let's get you into costume. This way. | 0:18:21 | 0:18:25 | |
..The Carpathian... | 0:18:29 | 0:18:31 | |
See anything you fancy? | 0:18:35 | 0:18:37 | |
Oh, yes! | 0:18:37 | 0:18:39 | |
I think I'd like some...garlic bread. | 0:18:41 | 0:18:45 | |
I'd forgotten what beautiful eyes you have. | 0:19:02 | 0:19:06 | |
What's got into you today? | 0:19:09 | 0:19:12 | |
You'd be surprised. | 0:19:14 | 0:19:16 | |
Ooh! That looks nice. | 0:19:16 | 0:19:20 | |
Away, foul demon! | 0:19:21 | 0:19:23 | |
I preferred it when you were saying nice things about my eyes. | 0:19:30 | 0:19:35 | |
I'm sorry, Mina, I... Aargh! | 0:19:35 | 0:19:39 | |
..better go find Jonno. | 0:19:41 | 0:19:44 | |
OK, I can do this. | 0:19:50 | 0:19:53 | |
Just mustn't think about blood. | 0:19:53 | 0:19:56 | |
Oh...! | 0:20:00 | 0:20:02 | |
Oh! | 0:20:02 | 0:20:04 | |
-Sorry about that. -Erm... for you. | 0:20:13 | 0:20:17 | |
Thanks. | 0:20:17 | 0:20:19 | |
So, what do you fancy? The museum, bowling? | 0:20:28 | 0:20:31 | |
Actually, I've got a favour to ask. | 0:20:31 | 0:20:34 | |
Erm, anything. | 0:20:34 | 0:20:36 | |
You want me to fix this? | 0:20:53 | 0:20:56 | |
Think you can threaten my family? | 0:20:59 | 0:21:02 | |
Oh, I'll teach you!! | 0:21:02 | 0:21:04 | |
Hope you're wearing your sunblock! | 0:21:04 | 0:21:07 | |
Burn, vile monster, burn! | 0:21:11 | 0:21:15 | |
No. | 0:21:18 | 0:21:20 | |
Ha-ha-ha! | 0:21:20 | 0:21:22 | |
Why aren't you burning? | 0:21:23 | 0:21:25 | |
Ha-ha-ha! | 0:21:25 | 0:21:29 | |
I'm protected inside your body, slayer. | 0:21:29 | 0:21:33 | |
This is fantastic! | 0:21:35 | 0:21:37 | |
I haven't felt the sun in... | 0:21:37 | 0:21:41 | |
almost 600 years! | 0:21:41 | 0:21:46 | |
Slayer, enjoy! | 0:21:49 | 0:21:52 | |
You've made up my mind, I'm going to stay in your body forever! | 0:21:57 | 0:22:02 | |
Ha-ha-ha! | 0:22:02 | 0:22:04 | |
Over my dead body! | 0:22:04 | 0:22:07 | |
Ha-ha-ha! | 0:22:07 | 0:22:09 | |
If you insist. | 0:22:09 | 0:22:12 | |
Argh! | 0:22:30 | 0:22:31 | |
-Will! -It's OK, I'll live. -I don't want to look. | 0:22:39 | 0:22:43 | |
-It's only a drop of blood. -You have to leave. | 0:22:43 | 0:22:47 | |
-Who'd have thought you'd be squeamish about...? -Go! Now! | 0:22:47 | 0:22:51 | |
Don't say a word! | 0:22:57 | 0:22:59 | |
FRENCH ACCORDION MUSIC | 0:23:09 | 0:23:12 | |
HE LAUGHS | 0:23:31 | 0:23:34 | |
I can't understand that girl. | 0:23:34 | 0:23:36 | |
Where's my dad? You're supposed to be looking after him! | 0:23:46 | 0:23:50 | |
Don't worry he's OK, we've hidden him in the horror exhibition. | 0:23:50 | 0:23:54 | |
Let's go. | 0:23:54 | 0:23:56 | |
The Staff! | 0:23:56 | 0:23:58 | |
It's gone! Call the police... | 0:23:58 | 0:24:00 | |
But YOU'VE got the Staff. Guard it with your life. | 0:24:00 | 0:24:05 | |
Oh... | 0:24:05 | 0:24:07 | |
Come on. | 0:24:09 | 0:24:11 | |
No! | 0:24:26 | 0:24:29 | |
Jonno! | 0:24:29 | 0:24:30 | |
This vampire fiend won't leave my body! | 0:24:31 | 0:24:35 | |
-There's nothing for it, you'll have to stake me! -No! | 0:24:35 | 0:24:38 | |
Dad, get back in your own body, right now! | 0:24:38 | 0:24:42 | |
Never! I'm alive, Vlad. | 0:24:42 | 0:24:45 | |
For the first time in hundreds of years | 0:24:45 | 0:24:49 | |
I can feel the blood pumping through my veins! | 0:24:49 | 0:24:53 | |
It's fantastic! | 0:24:53 | 0:24:56 | |
Do it, Jonno! | 0:24:56 | 0:24:59 | |
Finish us both off while you can. | 0:24:59 | 0:25:02 | |
Mon maitre! | 0:25:02 | 0:25:04 | |
Now, Jonno! Let's get him now! | 0:25:26 | 0:25:30 | |
Here you are! | 0:25:31 | 0:25:33 | |
Oh, hello, Mr Count. I didn't know you were here today. | 0:25:33 | 0:25:38 | |
What a coincidence. | 0:25:38 | 0:25:40 | |
Well, it's nice to see you again. Shall we go? | 0:25:40 | 0:25:44 | |
THE COUNT CACKLES | 0:25:48 | 0:25:50 | |
Now I remember why I don't hang out with you guys any more. | 0:25:50 | 0:25:55 | |
He'll never notice. | 0:25:59 | 0:26:01 | |
DOOR OPENS | 0:26:01 | 0:26:03 | |
It was the Staff that drove you out of Van Helsing's body, wasn't it? | 0:26:04 | 0:26:09 | |
-It does cure vampirism! -Oh, don't be ridiculous! | 0:26:09 | 0:26:12 | |
It was just the shock of that useless lump hitting me. | 0:26:12 | 0:26:16 | |
So why did you go to the museum to steal it? | 0:26:16 | 0:26:19 | |
I didn't steal it, breather, it's mine! | 0:26:19 | 0:26:22 | |
It's my favourite back-scratcher. | 0:26:22 | 0:26:24 | |
I lost it 400 years ago and I've never been able to replace it. | 0:26:24 | 0:26:29 | |
Oh... heaven! | 0:26:31 | 0:26:35 | |
Want to try? | 0:26:35 | 0:26:36 | |
Why did I get my hopes up? | 0:26:36 | 0:26:39 | |
Don't give up, Vlad. | 0:26:39 | 0:26:41 | |
Ha-ha-ha! | 0:26:43 | 0:26:45 | |
Repeat after me, Renfield. | 0:26:45 | 0:26:48 | |
"You're a genius, Master." | 0:26:48 | 0:26:51 | |
Vous etes un genie, Maitre. | 0:26:51 | 0:26:54 | |
..Ooh! Ow, my head! | 0:26:55 | 0:26:58 | |
Master, your Renfield is back! | 0:26:59 | 0:27:03 | |
I can't tell you... | 0:27:03 | 0:27:05 | |
-how little I care. -Oh. | 0:27:05 | 0:27:08 | |
Poor Vladdy. | 0:27:09 | 0:27:11 | |
He'll never know he held his dream in his hand. | 0:27:11 | 0:27:15 | |
Oh, goody - | 0:27:23 | 0:27:25 | |
my new throne! | 0:27:25 | 0:27:27 | |
What? | 0:27:29 | 0:27:31 | |
What?! | 0:27:31 | 0:27:33 | |
INGRID! | 0:27:33 | 0:27:36 | |
Subtitles by Red Bee Media Ltd. | 0:27:43 | 0:27:47 | |
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