Episode 5 Ask Rhod Gilbert

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Tonight, on Ask Rhod Gilbert, our special guests are:

She's no wipeout, it's:

And First Lady of stand-up:

They're here every week, it's:

Ladies and gentlemen, Ask Rhod Gilbert!

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Hello, welcome. I'm Rhod Gilbert and tonight I'm finding the answers

to the questions that keep us awake at night.

Questions such as: Should we stop publishing books

until we all catch up reading the ones that are out there?

I love reading but there are just far too many books.

It must be because God has written one and most of us haven't bothered reading it yet.

I certainly don't want any more celebrity autobiographies.

People write them before they've had a life. Justin Bieber has one.

The only reason he needs a book at all is so he can stand on it to reach his Calpol.

LAUGHTER

You shouldn't be allowed to write an autobiography until you're at least 30. Nothing happens until then.

Who'd want to read Jesus: My Life As A Carpenter And Amateur Magician?

Come on. If we carry on like this, pretty soon we'll have people

writing their memoirs before they're even born.

"What are you reading?" "A Womb With A View by Harper Seven Beckham".

Any way, on with the show.

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In a world filled with ambiguity,

we need someone with credibility

to help find the answers to our questions.

As always, we begin by asking, who is tonight's Authenticator?

She'll need the energy and enthusiasm it took to present Come Dancing...

# La cucaracha, la cucaracha. #

LAUGHTER

She'll need all the class and refinement it took to get an OBE.

LIGHT SABRE SWOOSH

An OBE, not Obi.

After doing Morecambe and Wise she became famous for her lovely legs.

# La cucaracha, La cucaracha. #

That's right, tonight's Authenticator

is national treasure, Angela Rippon!

JAZZ MUSIC

-Welcome to the show, Angela.

-Thank you very much indeed.

As I was reading those, I was thinking, blimey, that's a career.

Not that it's over!

LAUGHTER

-It's already been good is what I mean.

-It's been 45 years long. Yeah.

-45?!

-Yeah.

-What's been the highlight?

The highlight is that after 45 years I'm still here!

You're more than just still here.

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And how are you helping us tonight?

I am going to provide the panel with all the information you need

-to answer the questions and hopefully we'll between us get them right.

-Brilliant.

Thank you. When I think we have an answer I'll do this.

ANGELIC VOCALISATION

-Wow.

-Sarah, have you been asked anything recently?

Yes, I've been asked when my DVD comes out.

LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE

You did this last time!

You did this on the last series.

I remember saying to you, "What have you learned recently?",

-and you said something about your upcoming tour.

-Yeah! I'm not an idiot. November 21st.

-Is it November 21st?

-Yes, it is.

Oh. A week earlier you can buy mine on the 14th.

LAUGHTER

I've got two copies of Mrs Doubtfire if anybody wants to buy them.

Are you doing one of your car boots?

-Have you learned anything recently, Amanda?

-I have!

I was at the Emmys last week and I interviewed Steve,

what I thought was Buscemi, and apparently it's "boo-skee-mee".

I don't know who he is. I don't.

-AUDIENCE MEMBER:

-Con Air.

He's what?

-(IN IRISH ACCENT): Con Air.

-LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE

What's Con Air? What's Con... Do you know who he is?

Do you know who Steve "Bos-kee-mee-boo-skee-mee" is?

I haven't got a clue cos I only listen to Radio 4.

Let's find out who wants to know what. Who have we got?

-Lionel Richie.

-Are we fans of Lionel Richie?

-Yeah...

-No? Fine.

I know we're all fans of Kim Jong-Il.

Are you a fan? We're fans of him. He's a bit of a friend of the show.

He does write in every week with a question.

-Has he ever appeared on the programme?

-He hasn't appeared yet,

but every week on Twitter or Facebook or emails the questions in.

Are they sensible?

-Are they sensible?

-Yeah. He's a serious man.

LAUGHTER

Rihanna. What does Rihanna want to know?

I do like it but it's not really new.

We've been doing the Paula Radcliffe over here for years. LAUGHTER

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Let's have our first round.

Let's see who wants to know what.

It's a sky diver in Australia. What would they like to know?

G'day from Australia, Rhod. I've got a question for you.

Can we live...

..can we live without money?

-What do we think?

-I think we can.

The Greeks are about to live without money, aren't they?

What does it mean they've run out of money?

They've just got fatter now.

That's the National Anthem now.

Things Can Only Get Fatter.

To answer the question,

you would just use something else instead of money, wouldn't you?

What would you fall back on? Let's say you've got a blocked toilet.

The plumber comes round and fixes it, you can't give him money. What would you use?

I'm really good at unblocking toilets.

But I wouldn't call a plumber. Would you call a plumber for a blocked toilet?

-Yes!

-What?!

Put your nails and get cracking.

Mandy, what would you use instead of money?

Let's say the pizza delivery man comes round.

Well I use the barter system.

It's tit for tat, so you know, you...

Really? Because I've got a load of tat in my room!

What would you fall back on, Lloyd?

I can't imagine you've got anything to fall back on, have you?

I'm all right at doing massages.

I'm not very skilful, but I'm enthusiastic.

Is that still a massage?

So I could, like, unblock your toilet

and you could give us a massage!

Yeah, I'd probably want you to have a shower first!

You don't really actually use money that much any more.

We use debit cards and credit cards.

The last time I used actual money was for, like, a parking metre or wishing well.

The old "parking-metre-and wishing-well" trick!

Did you park just to put money in the wishing well?

That's exactly what I did!

You must have needed that wish, did you, pet?

I think that would really take the kind of romance out of a wishing well.

Imagine, at some point in the future, you just swipe your card across.

-Have you got a fact for us?

-Yeah, I have.

Mark Boyle is the founder of the Freeconomy Community,

and he has lived without money since 2008.

And he survives by growing his own food,

by sharing possessions, and by bartering.

And on his very first day of living without money,

he fed 150 people a three-course meal with waste and foraged food.

I'm a member of various online swapping communities.

It's recycling stuff. It's giving stuff away.

I've had loads of good stuff like that.

Somebody advertises online and they say, "I've got this, that and the other. Come round and get it."

And you go round and you get it for free. Or you offer them stuff.

-Are they more specific in their descriptions than, "This that and the other."

-Yes!

I can give you some of the descriptions if want, Sarah. Look at this.

"Offered, jars. Hi everybody.

"A bag of various-sized jars going spare.

"Was going to use them for jam, but I can't be bothered."

"Offered, large bag of chargers, etc.

"Will make somebody a lovely Christmas present."

"Offered, broken DVD player. Will not play.

"But spins the disc."

The question was, can we live without money?

And I asked each of you to bring something in that you could swap.

So Sarah, what have you brought in?

Mr Potato Head.

God, only in Ireland would that get an, "Ahh".

And Lloyd, what have you got?

-I've got these, Rhod.

-What are they?

They're sunglasses

to stop you being identified by the paparazzi.

-What have you get there, Amanda?

-I've got one of these little gadgets.

-That's not quite as good, that, to be honest.

-Well, not quite, which is why I would like to swap it.

What have you got, Greg?

I feel a bit embarrassed, actually, Rhod, because I didn't know until this afternoon...

..I genuinely didn't know we were doing this swap item.

So I just had to run around the hotel I'm staying in and bring what I can.

Some soap there as well.

-That's all right!

-Shower cap.

Light shade.

Nice dressing gown.

It is a nice dressing gown.

Is there anything left in your hotel room?!

-Who wants what, then?

-I quite like all of this.

-Greg, would you swap for a Mr Potato Head?

-Yes, I would!

Because I'm staying in the same hotel.

Now I've got two of everything!

Whereas Greg is entirely alone in a bare room with one Mr Potato Head!

And while we clear that little lot away, let's have another fact from Angela, please.

The question was, can we live without money?

Well, I think we've got someone who can give you the answer,

because on the telephone to help you is Professor of International Economics at Nottingham University,

Dr Daniel Bernhofen.

-Dr Bernhofen.

-'Yes!

-'Speaking, hello.'

-Hello.

-You're on the show. Welcome to the show.

-'Thank you.'

You're German?

'I'm German, yes. I teach at the University of Nottingham.'

Right, how did you end up in Nottingham?

'Because I like Robin Hood!'

LAUGHTER

The question is, could we live without money?

Presumably, there are cultures that do live without money, aren't there, Professor?

'Yes, I think we take money for granted in our society.

'It helps to look at some examples where people didn't have money, for instance, prisoners' camps.

-'They came up with cigarettes.'

-Yes. Cigarettes as a currency, you mean?

'Yes, as a currency, yes, as a medium of exchange.'

If, Professor, all money was got rid of tomorrow, if the system failed

and all money was worthless, what do you think would happen?

'The system would collapse, because society is quite complex.

'We need a lot of transactions

'and the easiest thing is paper money right now,

'because we probably wouldn't have enough cigarettes to sustain all the exchanges going on.'

To sum up, do we need money? We do?

'We do, yes, the economy is too complex operating without money.'

OK. I'm going to take that as an answer. Thank you, Professor.

-'OK, bye-bye.'

-Bye-bye.

I don't know about you,

but I no clearer than I was a little while ago.

So, Skydiver, you asked could we live without money,

and the answer is no, we can't, not as a society.

I'm going to award that round to Greg for his bartering ability.

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So, let's see who else has a question for us.

Oh, Lord Coe. Shall we have a question from Lord Coe? Let's see what he would like to know.

LAUGHTER

Oh, hang on, here's another one from Kim Jong-Il. He's a good friend of the show.

He's constantly sending stuff in. He's very active.

Hang on a minute. Look at this. Anthony Worrall Thompson.

It's the image of him! (?)

Let's have a question from Mr Worrall Thompson.

No, I haven't, personally.

What's next? Oh, it's our next round, which is A Famous Face Asks.

Let's see who we've got.

Well, it doesn't look like him, but apparently that's Justin Lee Collins and Shayne Ward.

What would they like to know?

Hi, Rod.

After a long, hard day rocking out on stage,

we like to kick back and contemplate the most serious questions in life.

So our question to you is,

are animals in the modern world pulling their weight?

Are animals in the modern world pulling their weight?

Doesn't look like Justin Lee Collins, that, does it?

I thought the one on the right was Jordan when they first came up.

They're in costume for the show

they're doing in London at the moment.

-Can you see what you can find out?

-Yes.

-Are animals pulling their weight?

I think it depends on the animal.

Like a dog, you get sniffer dogs, you get guide dogs for the blind,

you get, like, fire dogs.

Hang on a minute.

Did you run out of dogs just before the third one?

What's a fire dog?

They put special protective boots on the dog, and they...

Are you making this up?

If there's a building that's unstable because of a fire,

they think, we won't send any people in, we'll just send a fire dog in.

He's not making it up!

After 9/11, when they were trying to get into Ground Zero,

the dogs that they sent in all had special little booties made for them

so that they could walk across all that hot material, so he's right.

Don't you make fun of him.

AUDIENCE: Oooooh!

And they're off!

Here, you can see this dog is really pulling its weight in the garden.

LAUGHTER

The best bit about that is that little look to camera.

-Did you see that?

-It's almost like he's going, yes, I am.

-They act as well, dogs.

-You talk about acting dogs.

-Wellard in EastEnders is a boy, isn't he? The character.

-Yeah.

I've got a feeling that the dog playing him was a girl.

-Lassie was a girl. Lassie was a girl.

-I know Lassie was a girl. But I never saw Lassie go to the toilet.

-Well, she wouldn't on camera, would she? She was a lady.

-Wellard did.

Wellard did.

It was a female dog, so he should have squatted, but he was such a good actor, like a method actor,

that he would cock a leg against a...

Absolute nonsense.

They just had a bit of a fishing line on the dog's leg.

Why didn't they just get a male dog in?

-Male dog in just for the toilet scenes.

-Yeah, like a stunt dog.

I'm not sure there were that many toilet scenes.

You seem to remember them all, though.

It would be amazing if Phil Mitchell was crying about his drug habit and the camera just panned...

I'm not even boy!

Mostly dogs do pull their weight, I think.

-Others could be working harder.

-I feel a bit sorry for them, really.

-Horses are sort of obsolete now. They will have to start developing new skills.

-Horses are obsolete!

Tell that to a jockey!

Yeah, but that's just a novelty, isn't it?

-The Grand National would never be the same without them!

-No.

I think we could be doing more with them,

and one of the things I would suggest doing is getting elephants involved more.

Elephants are very good at painting, and they could be used in far more painting and decorating.

And just to prove that he is right,

I think this elephant could be the next Picasso.

That is pretty cool, isn't it?

What's happened is, that elephant's just got a really encouraging dad elephant

that's gone, that's brilliant, what you've done there, pet, when really it's a bit shit.

It is. We've all had that.

Is he going to put it on his massive elephant fridge?

The advantage of being an elephant painter is your pictures

are going to sell for peanuts.

Oh!

Why not get them painting the Forth Bridge?

-Doesn't need to any more.

-Why not?

They've just come out with a new paint that means it's going to last for ever and ever.

That's one of the reasons why it's not a good idea for elephants to paint the Forth Bridge.

It'll look ridiculous that I'm getting so angry,

but the thing is, I know you believe all these things.

You think animals should be utilised that way

and we should get elephants walking up the Forth Bridge.

As long as it's done humanely - you could get an elephant in a crane...

We could train a load of cranes to fly an elephant up there!

-Let's have another fact.

-Zebras as dentists. Do you believe that?

If you don't, here's the proof.

This is the shot from Zurich Zoo of a zebra cleaning a hippo's teeth.

The zebra didn't lose his head!

There's lots of examples of symbiotic relationships in nature.

-My dad was in Peru, in the jungle.

-SNIGGERING >

It's true! Why are you laughing?!

My dad was in Peru in the jungle and he went on a tour.

Are you confusing your dad with Paddington Bear?

This is true. He was in Peru and he was on this tour.

They were showing him round and the guy lifted up a stone

or something and there was a spider and a frog that lived together.

Aw, that's really sweet.

-They were cohabitating or they just happened to be under the stone together?

-Exactly.

How do you know? Were there two toothbrushes there? How do you know?

Because there's lots - under every stone there would be a spider

and a frog living together.

The spider goes out and hunts and the frog cleans the house.

-It's true!

-You may scoff, but he's absolutely right!

The frog benefits by eating small invertebrates that are attracted

to prey remains that are left by the spider, and the spider benefits

because the frog eats ants, which is one of the major predators

of spiders' eggs and they do have this wonderful symbiotic relationship.

You're right. Beavers and woodpeckers live together.

The beaver builds the dam, the house,

and then the woodpecker does the more intricate - the coving...

-Angela, are we any closer to getting an answer?

-Yes, indeed.

The facts are, economically,

that working animals in agriculture, zoos and aquariums across the UK

and Ireland rake in around five billion a year for the economy.

But the real money-spinner is in the pet industry,

with pet owners spending an average of £14.9 billion a year.

A guy called Professor David Martin suggests that the pleasure

that we derive from owning pets adds value to our lives

and he concludes that, yes, animals ARE pulling their weight

because if you've really got a very faithful dog,

you can't put a price on that, can you?

-I'll take that as an answer.

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Justin and Shane, you asked are animals in the modern world

pulling their weight and the answer is yes, they are.

I'm going to award that round to Sarah.

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Next up it's my quick-fire round - The Audience Asks.

I'll get through as many questions as I can before we heard this noise.

# Let's face the music and dance. #

We don't get the answer button - there's no time for that. You just get this bell.

So, our quick-fire round. Who is first? Sam Armstrong.

-What's your question, Sam?

-Why do men snore more than women?

I don't know but you've got a good bit of attitude on you.

-"Oh, i want to know!"

-What makes you think they do?

-My wife told me.

How many men has she slept with to find out?

LAUGHTER

DING!

Lesley Dyson, where are you?

Are you one of the Dysons who's made billions off the hoover?

-I wish.

-Shame.

-Why do the majority of OAPs have short, permed hair?

I think it's because when they have their photo taken

for their bus pass, they've got that hair

and they've got to keep it or they'll not get recognised.

-DING!

-That'll do it. That's an answer!

David Marron. What's your question, David?

On average, how often does a person meet the same stranger in a lifetime?

Just once, or it wouldn't be a stranger?

Randomly, when you're walking down the street.

You don't realise you've met the person you've just walked past.

How often could that happen in a lifetime?

Have you noticed there's an inherent flaw in this question?

How do you know, David? Nobody's going to know.

If you don't recognise the person, you don't know you've passed them, how can anybody...

-Statistically speaking, without knowing.

-Statistically speaking, 12%.

DING!

How the hell do we know?!

Who's next? Helen Struthers.

Where are you? Hello! What's your question?

What would you call the eighth dwarf?

-I'd call the eighth one...Stinky.

-Why?

-Because it goes with all the others.

Happy, Grumpy. It's got an "ee" on the end of it. It sort of goes.

And also, living with seven others, he would be after a while.

Why not a girl's name? Why not Helen?

I think there should be a more modern dwarf. We've got Sneezy.

Let's have Jay-Z.

DING!

I'm going to go Helen.

APPLAUSE

-Barry Donaghey, is that how you say it?

-Yep.

-Hiya, Barry.

-How you doing?

What's your question?

What would the world be like if we could see each other's thoughts.

Quite a hard question, Barry.

-What would the world be like...?

-I think it would make people better.

Wouldn't it make you a more good person

if you knew somebody could read your mind?

-I think I'd be a nicer person.

-Like censorship.

I'd kill less people, you know.

-Would the thoughts appear?

-In a little thought bubble beside your head.

I'd wear one of those big Rastafarian hats.

And track your own thought in your own hat?

I think Sarah's right, it would curb your thoughts and make you a better person.

DING!

APPLAUSE

# Let's face the music and dance. #

That sound meant that we're out of time but I think we did pretty well there

-and I'll award that round to Lloyd for his massive Rastafarian hat.

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That's nearly all for this week, but there's time for one more question. It is Our Special Guest Asks round.

-Amanda, do you have a question for us this week?

-I do, Rhod.

I've always been curious - what is the most romantic nationality?

What is the most romantic nationality?

Angela, see what you can find.

What do YOU think is the most romantic nationality?

Not being biased, but I do think that Irish men are the most

romantic nationality.

-I think...yeah.

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Irish men are so romantic - even after 15 pints of Guinness,

they love everyone!

-They do, but that's not romance.

-It is in Ireland!

I'll tell you who isn't the most romantic nation

in my experience - the Americans.

When I was 17, my dad was working over in America and I went

and ended up having a nice kiss with a young lady, sitting in a field

in the moonlight, and this is a quote - she said to me, "Oh, I really like you.

"I really want you to be number 11."

LAUGHTER

I wasn't even the one to take her into double figures.

Let's have a fact from Angela, about romance, please.

Apparently there has been research done

to find out the top three things

women would like me to do, to prove how romantic they are.

Let's let our panel guess to see if they can get any of the top three

things that women... It is always what women want men to do!

Always what...! Go on, what are the top three things?

Amanda, what do you like from a man, romance-wise?

-Massage my feet.

-A foot massage?

Is that there?

BUZZER

No, it's not.

Women are more practical than that - is it, take the bins out?

It should be!

Top three romantic gestures, is it there, take the bins out?

BUZZER

No. Well, Lloyd?

They are always banging on about leaving the toilet seat down.

You think in the top... In a poll of romantic gestures,

putting the toilet seat up or down is going to be in there?

Is toilet seat there?

BUZZER

I bet flowers is there.

I've never bought a woman flowers.

-Really?

-Doesn't surprise me.

We were all away, I can't even remember where

but us three were all away, and Lloyd and I bought flowers for people,

and you took a picture of some flowers in the hotel lobby

and sent it to your girlfriend.

That genuinely happened!

Cos he was feeling guilty.

Is taking a picture of some flowers up there?

BUZZER

What about buying flowers?

BUZZER

What is up there?

-Sexy lingerie?

-Got to be.

BUZZER

You don't like sexy lingerie being bought for you, do you, women?

As long as you get the size right.

As long as it's, you know, all filled in.

What's the "filled in" bit?!

-I don't know, somebody else wearing it?!

-I didn't mean somebody else trying it on for you!

Are you talking about somebody buying you sexy underwear

with another woman in it?!

That's really romantic, that is(!)

I bought you this woman in knickers!

Is woman in knickers up there?

BUZZER

No! What is up there? Come on, somebody!

There are three of them, I'll give you them in reverse order.

The third on is that woman would apparently love men to write a song or poem about them.

DING!

Song or a poem. What's number two, then?

Number two is whisk her away somewhere exciting for the weekend.

DING!

There's a very fine line between whisking someone away, and kidnap.

First thing women would love men to do to prove they're romantic -

cover her eyes and lead her to a lovely surprise.

I just find it unbelievable that that's the first one, unprompted, that a woman would come out with.

Have you ever been, covered your eyes and...

Had my eyes covered?!

..to a lovely surprise?

I've had me head put under a duvet before, is that...

LAUGHTER

..similar?

-Isn't that a Dutch oven?

-Yeah!

-Yeah.

And what was the lovely surprise?

The lovely surprise was, "Oh, smells like somebody's cooking gravy!"

"Oh, there's no gravy!" But to be honest...

-You haven't had that done to you!

-I have.

And also I've done it!

LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE

Angela, what do you think the most romantic nationality is, personally?

Erm, from personal experience?

-Mm-hmm.

-The French.

-Aah!

-Do you?

-Mm-hmm.

-Go on.

Yeah, just because I had a French boyfriend for many, many years

who was incredibly romantic.

Like, what did he do?

The accent was wonderful

and one of the most romantic things we ever did

was, in New York,

going on July 4th,

he took me on a sailing boat in the River Hudson,

where we had dinner on the boat, and we sailed up the river,

and watched the fireworks as they went off on July 4th.

-Very romantic.

-Aaaw, he took you up the Hudson?

-He took me up the Hudson.

-LAUGHTER

I've got a way of working out what the most romantic nationality is.

-So...

-Have you?

-Yes, I have, everyone!

So let's go to the lab!

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Welcome to the lab!

Where this week we are trying to determine which is the most romantic nationality

using the most up-to-date scientific methods.

It's America vs Italy.

Representing, first up, America,

please welcome Lloyd 'The Apocalyptic Horseman of Love' Langford!

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Representing Italy, it is Greg 'Salami Davis Junior'...

Here he comes now, Greg Davies!

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

We can see where most of the budget went, on costumes!

-That is what I thought was the national dress of Italy and America.

-Did you?

-Yeah.

Yeah. Right. A massive sausage and a cowboy.

The aim of the game is to save our damsel in distress,

Amanda Byram, from certain gunging, over there in her tower.

You must compete across this wall of death.

Behind there we have Sarah Millican and Angela Rippon,

who will attempt to punch you off.

Are you ready?

-Yes!

-Yee-hah!

OK. In that case, go!

CHEERING

Our valiant hero, the love stallion!

Superb punch from Sarah there!

Up you get, Sergeant Pepperami!

You can do it! Save me, please! Please save me!

It's your agent!

-You're fired!

-"It's your agent!"

Come on! You can do it!

Oh, my God!

Never mind that, come on!

Come on! You can do this! This is against the clock, you know!

Help me! Please, Lloyd, please!

Come on, Lloyd! Get your horse...

He's doing...

LAUGHTER

I'm coming, Amanda!

As long as Angela Rippon doesn't... Oh! Tasty!

I know you can do it!

-Come on!

-Oh!

Is that a pasty you've got?!

HOOTER

Time's up. Neither Sergeant Pepperami or the Love Stallion

were able to help Amanda Byram, she inevitably gets gunged, I'm afraid!

No!

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Unlucky in love!

I think we've established, fairly scientifically,

that neither the USA nor Italy are the most romantic nation!

So, Angela, it leaves us to find out,

who is the most romantic nation?

According to a survey held in 2009,

the French are still the most romantic nation,

with 32% of the vote.

Italians came second with 22%,

whilst in 3rd place, the Irish, with 18%!

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

I will take that as an answer.

Can you press the button, please, Angela?

I am going to award that round to Amanda,

cos look at the state of her!

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

That is pretty much it for tonight, ladies and gentlemen,

people of Britain, if you've got a question you can tweet:

But for tonight, it is thanks to Amanda Byram!

Sarah Millican!

Greg Davies!

And Lloyd Langford!

And of course, our authenticator, Angela Rippon, ladies and gentlemen!

I'm Rhod Gilbert, and you can ask me literally anything.

Good night!

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