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Trust me, sis, this is going to be the best latte you've ever tasted. | 0:00:01 | 0:00:03 | |
I can't believe you guys have got a coffee machine. | 0:00:03 | 0:00:06 | |
Coffee machine? | 0:00:06 | 0:00:07 | |
No, we just make them using an electric toothbrush we got in a car-boot sale. | 0:00:07 | 0:00:11 | |
Well, I'm not staying long. | 0:00:11 | 0:00:12 | |
Your flat's dirtier than a Premiership footballer's Twitter feed. | 0:00:12 | 0:00:15 | |
Tom and Ben promised they'd spring-clean. Check it out. I'm sure they've been... | 0:00:15 | 0:00:19 | |
DOOR BANGS | 0:00:19 | 0:00:20 | |
...busy. | 0:00:20 | 0:00:21 | |
Ready. | 0:00:23 | 0:00:24 | |
Steady! | 0:00:24 | 0:00:26 | |
Blow! | 0:00:26 | 0:00:28 | |
Aaah! | 0:00:28 | 0:00:31 | |
CLATTERING | 0:00:31 | 0:00:35 | |
I thought you were tidying the flat. | 0:00:35 | 0:00:37 | |
What would you prefer? | 0:00:37 | 0:00:39 | |
We tidy the flat, or we reinvent human transportation for ever? | 0:00:39 | 0:00:43 | |
TEXT ALERT | 0:00:43 | 0:00:45 | |
Right, I'm off. Andrew says he's got something important to ask me. | 0:00:45 | 0:00:50 | |
Mind you, last time he said that, | 0:00:50 | 0:00:51 | |
it was to help him choose a new knob for his gear stick. | 0:00:51 | 0:00:55 | |
Don't even bother, Ben. | 0:00:55 | 0:00:57 | |
Ta-da! | 0:01:00 | 0:01:03 | |
-Oh, where's Rachel? -She's gone. | 0:01:03 | 0:01:05 | |
Rachel, come back! | 0:01:05 | 0:01:08 | |
We're about to swap round! You can watch me blow Ben! | 0:01:08 | 0:01:12 | |
# Always wanna go back to when we were young | 0:01:13 | 0:01:18 | |
# Time flies so fast when you're having fun | 0:01:18 | 0:01:24 | |
# Don't want to get old | 0:01:24 | 0:01:26 | |
# I never wanna grow up. # | 0:01:26 | 0:01:29 | |
Tom, if you really wanted to impress Rachel, | 0:01:36 | 0:01:38 | |
you should have started by tidying the flat. | 0:01:38 | 0:01:40 | |
He needs to tidy his face first. | 0:01:40 | 0:01:42 | |
I'm not changing to get a girl. | 0:01:43 | 0:01:45 | |
Call me an old romantic, | 0:01:45 | 0:01:47 | |
but I believe that one day the girl of my dreams will just walk through that door | 0:01:47 | 0:01:51 | |
into my outstretched arms. | 0:01:51 | 0:01:54 | |
Then we'll go to my room and do it till my cock drops off. | 0:01:54 | 0:01:56 | |
Well, I've already got a girlfriend. Tess. She's Californian. | 0:01:58 | 0:02:02 | |
We chat online all the time. | 0:02:02 | 0:02:04 | |
Whoa! | 0:02:05 | 0:02:06 | |
Is that her? She's fit! | 0:02:06 | 0:02:08 | |
She's not fit, Ben. She's smart, funny, perceptive, | 0:02:08 | 0:02:12 | |
and, yeah, all right, she is a bit fit. | 0:02:12 | 0:02:14 | |
She's doing a PhD in literature, studying the classics. | 0:02:14 | 0:02:17 | |
Why is there a picture of me on your profile? | 0:02:17 | 0:02:19 | |
I couldn't send her a picture of me. | 0:02:21 | 0:02:23 | |
And, well, you're the hottest guy I know... | 0:02:23 | 0:02:25 | |
...in the flat. | 0:02:27 | 0:02:28 | |
Anyway, isn't pretending to be Ben a bit weird, sordid and sad? | 0:02:29 | 0:02:33 | |
There's nothing weird, sordid or sad about it. | 0:02:33 | 0:02:36 | |
Now, if you don't mind, I'm off to Skype my girlfriend. | 0:02:36 | 0:02:39 | |
He's having more success with my face than I am. | 0:02:44 | 0:02:47 | |
I can't believe he didn't use my face. | 0:02:47 | 0:02:49 | |
Not even you should use your face. | 0:02:49 | 0:02:51 | |
What is this today? | 0:02:51 | 0:02:54 | |
She's not online. | 0:02:56 | 0:02:59 | |
I don't get it. She's always online. It's one of her best qualities. | 0:02:59 | 0:03:02 | |
DOORBELL RINGS | 0:03:02 | 0:03:03 | |
I feel sorry for you, Matthew. | 0:03:03 | 0:03:06 | |
Imagine being so ashamed of who you are that you have to start living a lie. | 0:03:06 | 0:03:11 | |
Mum? | 0:03:12 | 0:03:13 | |
(MIDLANDS ACCENT) There's my boy! | 0:03:13 | 0:03:15 | |
(GASPS) The barrister! | 0:03:15 | 0:03:18 | |
Barrister? | 0:03:18 | 0:03:20 | |
You've come to visit? | 0:03:20 | 0:03:21 | |
Well, of course I have! You're getting married! | 0:03:21 | 0:03:24 | |
-Married? -And to Matthew's sister! | 0:03:25 | 0:03:28 | |
What? | 0:03:29 | 0:03:32 | |
So, you're a lawyer who's marrying my sister, are you? | 0:03:35 | 0:03:38 | |
Look, I just wanted my mum to be proud of me, all right? Help me out, mate. | 0:03:38 | 0:03:42 | |
-There you go, Mum! -Oh, thanks, love! | 0:03:43 | 0:03:47 | |
Oh! Minty! | 0:03:48 | 0:03:50 | |
I wasn't expecting a visit. | 0:03:51 | 0:03:52 | |
I haven't heard from you in four years. | 0:03:52 | 0:03:55 | |
Oh, love, you know how busy it is on the cruise ships. | 0:03:55 | 0:03:59 | |
Singing all night, hungover all day. | 0:03:59 | 0:04:02 | |
But I read all your letters with all your news. | 0:04:02 | 0:04:04 | |
Your own legal firm. | 0:04:04 | 0:04:07 | |
Pilot's licence. | 0:04:07 | 0:04:10 | |
The charity single you recorded with Michael Buble. | 0:04:10 | 0:04:13 | |
Well, I'm here now. | 0:04:14 | 0:04:15 | |
The Floating Paradise is in port for 24 hours, | 0:04:15 | 0:04:19 | |
so I thought, why not come and congratulate my son on his engagement? | 0:04:19 | 0:04:24 | |
Also, they're fumigating my cabin for rats. | 0:04:24 | 0:04:27 | |
Oh, son, you'll make such a handsome groom. | 0:04:28 | 0:04:30 | |
I always remember how good your father looked on his wedding day. | 0:04:30 | 0:04:34 | |
-I couldn't keep my hands off him. -Oh, how romantic. | 0:04:34 | 0:04:37 | |
Not really. I was only the wedding singer. | 0:04:37 | 0:04:40 | |
The bride was furious. | 0:04:41 | 0:04:43 | |
Ooh, Tom, I've bought you an engagement present. | 0:04:44 | 0:04:48 | |
A crate of Brazilian wine all the way from Rio. | 0:04:48 | 0:04:54 | |
It's blue. | 0:04:54 | 0:04:56 | |
Yeah. I'll level with you. | 0:04:56 | 0:04:57 | |
I bought it on the cheap from Paolo in the engine room. | 0:04:57 | 0:05:00 | |
He may have made it himself. | 0:05:00 | 0:05:02 | |
Oh. Thanks, Mum. | 0:05:03 | 0:05:05 | |
Presents never were your strong point. | 0:05:05 | 0:05:08 | |
MUSIC PLAYING | 0:05:10 | 0:05:12 | |
Thanks, Tom's mum. | 0:05:12 | 0:05:14 | |
Merry Christmas, everybody. | 0:05:14 | 0:05:16 | |
Ah. Sorry, darling, I ran out of wool. | 0:05:16 | 0:05:20 | |
Ah, come on, love. It wasn't easy being a single mum. | 0:05:24 | 0:05:28 | |
It wasn't easy going to school in a woollen boob tube. | 0:05:28 | 0:05:32 | |
So, Matthew, how do you feel about my boy marrying your sister? | 0:05:34 | 0:05:38 | |
Well, I'm just pleased that finally she's going to make an honest man of him. | 0:05:38 | 0:05:43 | |
Come on, Tom, you're taking me to dinner. | 0:05:43 | 0:05:46 | |
We'll spend some of your Nobel Peace Prize money. | 0:05:46 | 0:05:50 | |
Can you believe Tom's lies? Engaged to Rachel? | 0:05:55 | 0:05:58 | |
Pilot's licence? Nobel Peace Prize? | 0:05:58 | 0:06:00 | |
If Michael Buble had known about this, | 0:06:00 | 0:06:03 | |
he would have never recorded that charity single with him. | 0:06:03 | 0:06:07 | |
He's such a liar. | 0:06:07 | 0:06:08 | |
Ah! Says the man who used my face to get a girlfriend. | 0:06:08 | 0:06:14 | |
Me lying to Tess is different. | 0:06:14 | 0:06:15 | |
DOORBELL RINGS Our relationship is online only. | 0:06:15 | 0:06:18 | |
It has no consequences in real life. | 0:06:18 | 0:06:20 | |
Tess! | 0:06:23 | 0:06:24 | |
(AMERICAN ACCENT) Surprise! | 0:06:24 | 0:06:26 | |
Matthew! | 0:06:27 | 0:06:29 | |
I'm going to do it till my cock drops off! | 0:06:33 | 0:06:36 | |
I've come to stay. I hope you don't mind. | 0:06:38 | 0:06:40 | |
I am American, so just blame my aggressive foreign policy! | 0:06:40 | 0:06:44 | |
Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha! | 0:06:44 | 0:06:45 | |
No, he doesn't mind. Do you, Matthew? | 0:06:45 | 0:06:48 | |
Cos he's Matthew. Aren't you, Matthew? | 0:06:48 | 0:06:50 | |
Yes, Matthew. I'm Matthew. | 0:06:50 | 0:06:52 | |
Now, he's not the bald one, so I guess he's the lazy, stupid one? | 0:06:52 | 0:06:57 | |
Ha. Yeah, he's the lazy, stupid one. | 0:06:57 | 0:07:01 | |
Yeah, I'm Ben. | 0:07:01 | 0:07:03 | |
Oh. | 0:07:03 | 0:07:05 | |
Is...is there somewhere I can drop these? | 0:07:05 | 0:07:07 | |
I mean, I'm carrying more baggage than Hamlet's mother. Get it? | 0:07:07 | 0:07:09 | |
BOTH LAUGH | 0:07:09 | 0:07:12 | |
Yeah, he...he gets it. | 0:07:12 | 0:07:14 | |
Come on, Matthew. Which one's your room? | 0:07:14 | 0:07:17 | |
Wait. No, no, no, just stay in here in the...in the communal area. | 0:07:17 | 0:07:21 | |
I'll fix you a...a minty latte. Ha-ha. | 0:07:21 | 0:07:25 | |
Just don't do anything I wouldn't do. | 0:07:25 | 0:07:27 | |
Like have full sex. | 0:07:27 | 0:07:29 | |
Surprised, huh? | 0:07:31 | 0:07:32 | |
I thought I'd just show up like Lizzie Bennett in your favourite book. | 0:07:32 | 0:07:37 | |
The Very Hungry Caterpillar? | 0:07:37 | 0:07:39 | |
I'm en route to Italy. | 0:07:39 | 0:07:41 | |
As you know, I'm studying Romeo And Juliet this semester. | 0:07:41 | 0:07:44 | |
-I'm off to see Verona. -Who's she? | 0:07:44 | 0:07:47 | |
What? Oh, that famous English sense of humour! | 0:07:47 | 0:07:51 | |
I think you only get away with it, though, because of that cute accent. | 0:07:51 | 0:07:56 | |
Go on, recite me some poetry. | 0:07:56 | 0:07:58 | |
Poetry? Erm... | 0:07:58 | 0:08:01 | |
There once was a man from Nantucket | 0:08:03 | 0:08:05 | |
Who... Forget the poetry. | 0:08:05 | 0:08:08 | |
-Muffin Puffin. -Muffin Puffin? | 0:08:08 | 0:08:12 | |
There's something I wanna show you. | 0:08:12 | 0:08:14 | |
Two tickets to that art show you were raving about! | 0:08:17 | 0:08:21 | |
We can go tomorrow before my flight leaves. | 0:08:21 | 0:08:23 | |
Ah! | 0:08:23 | 0:08:26 | |
-Looks like a lot of art. -It's a lot of Monet. | 0:08:26 | 0:08:29 | |
You're telling me! 15 quid a ticket? | 0:08:29 | 0:08:32 | |
I like, er...Monet. | 0:08:32 | 0:08:35 | |
Maybe I could come with you, er...both? | 0:08:35 | 0:08:38 | |
Baby, I've had a long flight. Is it OK if I go take a shower? | 0:08:38 | 0:08:41 | |
Oh, yeah, it's that way. | 0:08:41 | 0:08:44 | |
Oh! Feel free to join me. | 0:08:45 | 0:08:48 | |
Ben, if you so much as lay a finger on that woman... | 0:08:51 | 0:08:54 | |
It's not my finger I want to lay on her. | 0:08:54 | 0:08:57 | |
It's my penis. | 0:08:58 | 0:09:01 | |
Oh, son, I haven't felt this stuffed since that male voice choir came on board. Heh. | 0:09:01 | 0:09:08 | |
Carol! How was your meal? | 0:09:08 | 0:09:10 | |
Oh, fantastic. Tom's been telling me all about his wedding plans. | 0:09:10 | 0:09:14 | |
I cannot believe Brian May is going to play The Wedding March | 0:09:14 | 0:09:17 | |
from the roof of the church. | 0:09:17 | 0:09:20 | |
You're not going to believe this, but Tess has arrived. | 0:09:20 | 0:09:22 | |
-What, your girlfriend? -My girlfriend. | 0:09:22 | 0:09:24 | |
Don't worry, Mum. It's complicated. | 0:09:24 | 0:09:27 | |
Oh, say no more. | 0:09:27 | 0:09:28 | |
I once had a similar situation in Kuala Lumpur with two taxi drivers. | 0:09:28 | 0:09:33 | |
Oh, God. | 0:09:33 | 0:09:35 | |
Let's just say they both came at the same time. | 0:09:35 | 0:09:39 | |
Mum! | 0:09:41 | 0:09:42 | |
I'm joking, Tom! | 0:09:42 | 0:09:44 | |
Anyway, I've got to be back on board by tomorrow afternoon. | 0:09:44 | 0:09:47 | |
Am I going to get to see Rachel during my stay? | 0:09:47 | 0:09:50 | |
I've got so much to talk to her about. | 0:09:50 | 0:09:52 | |
Er...no. Erm...she's away, isn't she, Matthew? | 0:09:52 | 0:09:56 | |
Yeah. She's in...Moldova. | 0:09:56 | 0:10:00 | |
Oh. What a shame! | 0:10:00 | 0:10:03 | |
Still, beddy-bobos time for me. | 0:10:03 | 0:10:05 | |
All this talk of romance, though, | 0:10:05 | 0:10:09 | |
makes me want to get out there and find myself a new man. | 0:10:09 | 0:10:12 | |
Oh, that won't be hard, Carol. I'm sure men are queuing up for you at the docks. | 0:10:12 | 0:10:16 | |
Ha-ha! | 0:10:16 | 0:10:17 | |
DOOR SHUTS | 0:10:17 | 0:10:19 | |
Cos she's a cruise-ship singer, not because she's a... | 0:10:19 | 0:10:21 | |
And Moldova? | 0:10:24 | 0:10:26 | |
You put me on the spot! Why did you have to pick my sister? | 0:10:26 | 0:10:29 | |
Because she's perfect. | 0:10:29 | 0:10:31 | |
-All this lying has to stop. -Yeah. | 0:10:31 | 0:10:34 | |
No, not your lying, Ben. Your lying needs to carry on. | 0:10:34 | 0:10:36 | |
But, Tom, no more wedding nonsense. | 0:10:36 | 0:10:38 | |
I can't cancel the wedding. What would I tell Brian May? | 0:10:38 | 0:10:42 | |
The wedding's not real, Tom. | 0:10:44 | 0:10:47 | |
You're right, as always. | 0:10:47 | 0:10:49 | |
Ha. I'm so glad you're my best man. | 0:10:49 | 0:10:51 | |
And, Ben, if you can keep this ruse up for one more day, | 0:10:55 | 0:10:57 | |
then Tess and I can go back to our perfect relationship, | 0:10:57 | 0:11:00 | |
where we live on opposite sides of the planet. | 0:11:00 | 0:11:02 | |
I mean, she'd never go near me in real life. | 0:11:02 | 0:11:04 | |
Oh, just tell her the truth. | 0:11:04 | 0:11:07 | |
She'll love you for who you are. We should tell her tonight. | 0:11:07 | 0:11:10 | |
Muffin Puffin, I'm going to borrow one of your T-shirts to sleep in, OK? | 0:11:12 | 0:11:15 | |
DOOR CLOSES | 0:11:15 | 0:11:17 | |
We should tell her in the morning. | 0:11:17 | 0:11:19 | |
Please! | 0:11:19 | 0:11:21 | |
All right. I get it. | 0:11:22 | 0:11:24 | |
She's your soul mate. Besides, she's not my type. | 0:11:24 | 0:11:28 | |
Art galleries? Books? Taking showers? | 0:11:28 | 0:11:31 | |
You said she was into the classics. | 0:11:33 | 0:11:35 | |
She hasn't mentioned Aerosmith or AC/DC once. | 0:11:35 | 0:11:38 | |
Ben, you're going to go in there | 0:11:40 | 0:11:41 | |
and diplomatically give Tess a reason why it's best that you slept on the sofa. | 0:11:41 | 0:11:45 | |
Got it. | 0:11:45 | 0:11:47 | |
"Sorry, Treacle, it's already dropped off." | 0:11:47 | 0:11:50 | |
Not so fast. | 0:11:50 | 0:11:52 | |
You'll need this hands-free kit. I've got an idea. | 0:11:53 | 0:11:57 | |
Right. Repeat after me. | 0:11:59 | 0:12:01 | |
DOOR OPENS | 0:12:01 | 0:12:03 | |
Ah, there you are, my darling. | 0:12:03 | 0:12:06 | |
I'm so glad the two of us can finally be alone. | 0:12:09 | 0:12:12 | |
Don't say a word. Just listen. | 0:12:16 | 0:12:19 | |
I ache for you with every fibre of my being. | 0:12:19 | 0:12:22 | |
But we are not for tonight. | 0:12:26 | 0:12:29 | |
Like Hermia and Lysander in A Midsummer Night's Dream, | 0:12:29 | 0:12:32 | |
we must "Lie further off, in human modesty". | 0:12:32 | 0:12:36 | |
Sweet dreams, my love. | 0:12:39 | 0:12:41 | |
Until the morning. | 0:12:41 | 0:12:43 | |
Good night, then, Matthew. | 0:12:45 | 0:12:46 | |
Oh! Good night, Mrs P. | 0:12:48 | 0:12:50 | |
It worked! | 0:12:56 | 0:12:58 | |
Matthew, you're really good at not sleeping with girls. | 0:12:58 | 0:13:01 | |
Cheers, mate, beddy-bobos time. | 0:13:01 | 0:13:04 | |
Dude! Nice jimjams! | 0:13:09 | 0:13:12 | |
Oh, I was about to say the exact same thing to you. | 0:13:12 | 0:13:15 | |
Buy one... | 0:13:18 | 0:13:19 | |
BOTH: Get two free! | 0:13:19 | 0:13:22 | |
Sleep well? | 0:13:26 | 0:13:27 | |
Well, it was a bit warm sharing a sofa. | 0:13:27 | 0:13:30 | |
He stripped down to his birthday suit. | 0:13:30 | 0:13:32 | |
Yeah, my mum made it for me. | 0:13:32 | 0:13:35 | |
Nearly ready, Muffin Puffin. All set for some awesome Impressionism? | 0:13:36 | 0:13:41 | |
I shertainly am, Mish Moneypenny! | 0:13:41 | 0:13:45 | |
Brosnan. | 0:13:47 | 0:13:49 | |
Impressionism is a type of painting...that you really like. | 0:13:49 | 0:13:54 | |
Oh, pretending to be you is so dull. | 0:13:54 | 0:13:57 | |
I know. I have to do it all the time. | 0:13:57 | 0:14:00 | |
Morning, boys! | 0:14:02 | 0:14:03 | |
-Morning. -Morning. | 0:14:03 | 0:14:04 | |
And morning, Matthew! | 0:14:04 | 0:14:06 | |
Ooh, it's such a shame having to leave | 0:14:06 | 0:14:09 | |
just when things are getting so interesting, | 0:14:09 | 0:14:12 | |
but my ship sails this afternoon so I must away. | 0:14:12 | 0:14:15 | |
Yeah, before I do, I need to "drop anchor" myself. I'm off to the poop deck. | 0:14:15 | 0:14:20 | |
Oh, Mum! | 0:14:20 | 0:14:22 | |
DOORBELL RINGS | 0:14:22 | 0:14:23 | |
So, are you going to tell your mum the wedding's not real? | 0:14:23 | 0:14:26 | |
Oh, what's the use? It's not like she's going to see Rachel, is it? | 0:14:26 | 0:14:29 | |
SHE CRIES | 0:14:29 | 0:14:30 | |
Crying girl. Count me out. | 0:14:30 | 0:14:34 | |
Rachel, what is it? | 0:14:34 | 0:14:36 | |
(SOBS) It's Andrew. He's such a bastard. I'll never forgive him. | 0:14:36 | 0:14:41 | |
What's he done? | 0:14:41 | 0:14:42 | |
He's asked me to marry him. | 0:14:42 | 0:14:45 | |
SHE CRIES | 0:14:45 | 0:14:47 | |
I'm not ready to get married! But I do love him. | 0:14:48 | 0:14:52 | |
Maybe I should marry him. Maybe I should wait. | 0:14:52 | 0:14:55 | |
Latte? | 0:14:55 | 0:14:56 | |
Oh, God, I don't know! I just need some time on my own to think! | 0:14:56 | 0:15:00 | |
Bloody hell. It's just a coffee. | 0:15:00 | 0:15:01 | |
Rachel! | 0:15:03 | 0:15:04 | |
TOILET FLUSHING | 0:15:04 | 0:15:05 | |
Shit! | 0:15:05 | 0:15:07 | |
RACHEL SCREAMS | 0:15:09 | 0:15:10 | |
Oh! Oh! Oh! | 0:15:10 | 0:15:13 | |
I feel 15 years younger! | 0:15:13 | 0:15:15 | |
Come on, Mum. Let's go and get your things. | 0:15:15 | 0:15:19 | |
Ooh! What did you do that for? | 0:15:19 | 0:15:22 | |
He was giving you some time on your own to think. | 0:15:22 | 0:15:24 | |
Yeah. All done? Brilliant. | 0:15:24 | 0:15:27 | |
Not really. I need somewhere to stay. | 0:15:27 | 0:15:29 | |
Well, that's great. Yeah, you can stay here in Matthew's room. | 0:15:29 | 0:15:34 | |
Oh, Tom, thanks. That's really kind of... | 0:15:34 | 0:15:36 | |
She cannot stay here. | 0:15:36 | 0:15:38 | |
I'll keep her talking in there, calm her down. | 0:15:38 | 0:15:40 | |
She'll be back with Andrew by the end of the day. | 0:15:40 | 0:15:42 | |
And I'll get my mum back on her ship. | 0:15:42 | 0:15:44 | |
And, Ben, once you're done at the gallery, you have to get Tess on her flight. | 0:15:44 | 0:15:47 | |
And then we'll meet back tonight for a lads-only curry. | 0:15:47 | 0:15:50 | |
To celebrate our inability to deal with women! | 0:15:50 | 0:15:53 | |
ALL: Yeah! Oh... | 0:15:53 | 0:15:55 | |
Oh, my God! That free-form jazz ensemble! | 0:16:00 | 0:16:03 | |
I've never seen someone play a tuba with a hammer before. | 0:16:03 | 0:16:07 | |
And what about that interpretive dance performance, | 0:16:07 | 0:16:09 | |
where the dancers were entirely motionless? | 0:16:09 | 0:16:12 | |
Those three hours just flew by. What a great day! | 0:16:12 | 0:16:16 | |
Ben? How did it go? | 0:16:17 | 0:16:20 | |
Ben? | 0:16:21 | 0:16:22 | |
Sorry, I didn't hear a word of that. | 0:16:24 | 0:16:26 | |
These are brilliant. They block out everything. | 0:16:26 | 0:16:30 | |
She did not stop talking all day. | 0:16:30 | 0:16:32 | |
-Oh, sounds wonderful. -Matthew, it was bullshit. | 0:16:32 | 0:16:37 | |
It was music that didn't sound anything like music, | 0:16:38 | 0:16:41 | |
dance that didn't look anything like dance, | 0:16:41 | 0:16:43 | |
and pictures that didn't look anything like porn! | 0:16:43 | 0:16:46 | |
And then she got on her flight, right? | 0:16:47 | 0:16:49 | |
-DOOR OPENS AND CLOSES -Ah... | 0:16:49 | 0:16:51 | |
Tess! You're still here! | 0:16:51 | 0:16:54 | |
I've changed my flight to tomorrow. I hope you don't mind. | 0:16:55 | 0:16:58 | |
I did ask Muffin Puffin when we were out and he said it was fine. Well, he nodded. | 0:16:58 | 0:17:03 | |
Sorry. I bought curry. | 0:17:03 | 0:17:07 | |
Hello, sailors! | 0:17:07 | 0:17:09 | |
Carol! You're still here! | 0:17:09 | 0:17:11 | |
Meet Tess! Tess is still here too! | 0:17:11 | 0:17:14 | |
-Hi, Carol! -Oh, good news all round, then. | 0:17:14 | 0:17:17 | |
Turns out the rats on the Floating Paradise are too big to be gassed | 0:17:17 | 0:17:22 | |
so we've got an extra night in port while they send in snipers. | 0:17:22 | 0:17:26 | |
So, I'm here for one more night. | 0:17:27 | 0:17:30 | |
Sorry! I bought curry. | 0:17:31 | 0:17:35 | |
Where's that curry? I'm starving. | 0:17:35 | 0:17:36 | |
-Rachel! -Rachel! You're still here! | 0:17:36 | 0:17:41 | |
Sorry. | 0:17:41 | 0:17:43 | |
-Carol, I didn't know you were here. -Rachel! How was Moldova? | 0:17:43 | 0:17:47 | |
What? | 0:17:47 | 0:17:49 | |
Have you...mulled over... what curry you would like? | 0:17:49 | 0:17:53 | |
Oh, forget the curry! | 0:17:53 | 0:17:55 | |
Rachel, I've got so much to ask you about the wedding! | 0:17:55 | 0:17:58 | |
What? | 0:17:58 | 0:18:00 | |
-How did you know? -No! | 0:18:00 | 0:18:03 | |
You can't ask any questions! It...it's not allowed! | 0:18:03 | 0:18:07 | |
It's against the rules! | 0:18:07 | 0:18:10 | |
Rules? | 0:18:10 | 0:18:11 | |
The...the rules of the game! | 0:18:11 | 0:18:14 | |
The drinking game that we're about to play! | 0:18:14 | 0:18:17 | |
Oh, we can use the wine! Yeah! | 0:18:17 | 0:18:20 | |
-Ha-ha-ha-ha! -Do we have to play a drinking game? | 0:18:20 | 0:18:24 | |
Er, rule number one! No questions. | 0:18:24 | 0:18:27 | |
Ha-ha! Drink! | 0:18:27 | 0:18:28 | |
Oh, what the hell! I could use a drink. | 0:18:28 | 0:18:30 | |
LAUGHTER AND CHEERING | 0:18:30 | 0:18:33 | |
Oh, my gosh! We haven't been introduced. I'm Tess. I go out with... | 0:18:33 | 0:18:37 | |
Rule...rule number two! | 0:18:37 | 0:18:39 | |
No names! Drink! | 0:18:39 | 0:18:41 | |
CHEERING | 0:18:41 | 0:18:43 | |
Ha-ha-ha! | 0:18:43 | 0:18:44 | |
So, tell me how you got together with my... | 0:18:44 | 0:18:47 | |
Rule number three! No pointing. Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha! | 0:18:47 | 0:18:53 | |
Drink! | 0:18:53 | 0:18:54 | |
CHEERING | 0:18:54 | 0:18:55 | |
Ha-ha-ha! You girls suck at this! | 0:18:55 | 0:18:58 | |
-Drink! -Ben...I mean, Matthew. You pointed! | 0:18:58 | 0:19:01 | |
Ah. Name! Drink! | 0:19:01 | 0:19:03 | |
Am I the only one who doesn't suck at this? | 0:19:03 | 0:19:06 | |
-Question! -Aw! | 0:19:06 | 0:19:07 | |
Drink! Drink! | 0:19:07 | 0:19:10 | |
(WHISPERS) Tom. Tom. | 0:19:12 | 0:19:15 | |
Shh. Shh. | 0:19:15 | 0:19:17 | |
Rule number 16, no whispering. | 0:19:17 | 0:19:21 | |
-Tom. Has the plan worked? -Yeah. -I'm hammered. | 0:19:21 | 0:19:25 | |
-No, the real plan. -I think so. | 0:19:25 | 0:19:29 | |
This drinking game has stopped us | 0:19:29 | 0:19:31 | |
from having one single coherent conversation all night. | 0:19:31 | 0:19:35 | |
Thank God. Ha-ha-ha-ha! | 0:19:35 | 0:19:37 | |
Come on, boys! More booze! Ha-ha! | 0:19:37 | 0:19:39 | |
-Coming right up! -Whey-hey! | 0:19:39 | 0:19:41 | |
This has been so much fun! | 0:19:41 | 0:19:44 | |
CRYING | 0:19:44 | 0:19:47 | |
Crying girl. Count me out. | 0:19:48 | 0:19:50 | |
Oh, what's up, love? | 0:19:50 | 0:19:52 | |
(SOBS) I'm not ready to get married! | 0:19:52 | 0:19:54 | |
Now, look, love, you can't back out now. | 0:19:54 | 0:19:57 | |
You've met somebody you've formed a really strong bond with! | 0:19:57 | 0:20:01 | |
Muffin Puffin and I bonded over our love of books. | 0:20:01 | 0:20:04 | |
Have you read The Very Hungry Caterpillar? | 0:20:04 | 0:20:08 | |
Poetry. | 0:20:10 | 0:20:11 | |
There once was a man from Nantucket Whose dick was so long he could... | 0:20:11 | 0:20:16 | |
No, no, no! No, the classics. | 0:20:16 | 0:20:20 | |
Ah, now you're talking! AC/DC. Aerosmith! | 0:20:20 | 0:20:25 | |
# Don't wanna close my eyes | 0:20:25 | 0:20:29 | |
# I don't wanna fall asleep cos I'd miss you, baby... # | 0:20:29 | 0:20:32 | |
Ben! This is an emergency! | 0:20:32 | 0:20:35 | |
We've ran out of booze, which means no more drinking game, | 0:20:35 | 0:20:38 | |
which means people'll start asking us questions. | 0:20:38 | 0:20:41 | |
All right, it's late and there's no more booze. Time for bed. | 0:20:41 | 0:20:44 | |
Hang on, we've still got half a bottle here. | 0:20:44 | 0:20:46 | |
-Oh. -Come on, before we go, let's have a toast! | 0:20:46 | 0:20:49 | |
Come on, Rachel! | 0:20:49 | 0:20:51 | |
To making difficult decisions. | 0:20:53 | 0:20:56 | |
To fulfilling your dreams. | 0:20:56 | 0:20:59 | |
To brave new experiences. | 0:20:59 | 0:21:01 | |
To trusting your heart and not your eyes. | 0:21:01 | 0:21:04 | |
To finishing what you've started. | 0:21:04 | 0:21:07 | |
To banging an older lady. | 0:21:07 | 0:21:10 | |
Cheers! | 0:21:13 | 0:21:15 | |
CHEERING | 0:21:15 | 0:21:17 | |
Come on, ladies, beddy-bobos time. | 0:21:17 | 0:21:20 | |
I'm gonna take my contacts out. | 0:21:20 | 0:21:22 | |
Oh, but I warn you, Muffin Puffin, I can't see a thing without them, | 0:21:22 | 0:21:27 | |
so I may have to feel my way! | 0:21:27 | 0:21:30 | |
I'll get my jimjams on. | 0:21:30 | 0:21:33 | |
Me too. Then the room's all yours, Rachel. | 0:21:33 | 0:21:36 | |
Rachel, get in there and talk things over with your fiance. | 0:21:36 | 0:21:40 | |
He'll understand. Trust me. | 0:21:40 | 0:21:42 | |
OK. Thanks, Carol. | 0:21:42 | 0:21:44 | |
-Well, go on, Tom. Off you go. -Yeah, yeah. | 0:21:46 | 0:21:49 | |
Of course. | 0:21:49 | 0:21:50 | |
-What are you doing? -Erm... | 0:21:50 | 0:21:53 | |
I'm just walking you to your door. | 0:21:53 | 0:21:55 | |
Here we are. | 0:21:57 | 0:22:00 | |
-Bagsie the sofa. -Ooh, a onesie! | 0:22:03 | 0:22:06 | |
How's a girl supposed to get into that? | 0:22:06 | 0:22:09 | |
-With her teeth? -Mum! | 0:22:10 | 0:22:13 | |
I'm joking, Tom. | 0:22:13 | 0:22:16 | |
I'm not. | 0:22:16 | 0:22:17 | |
(GASPS) Ew. | 0:22:23 | 0:22:25 | |
Look, don't touch. | 0:22:25 | 0:22:27 | |
I'm ready for my night of passion, Don Juan! | 0:22:29 | 0:22:32 | |
You've done one? That's nothing to be proud of. | 0:22:32 | 0:22:36 | |
I'll be in in a bit. | 0:22:36 | 0:22:38 | |
Well, hurry up. I want our last night together to be special. | 0:22:38 | 0:22:42 | |
Matthew, either you go and tell Tess the truth, or I will. | 0:22:44 | 0:22:49 | |
OK. If I'm going to do this, I need some Dutch courage. | 0:22:49 | 0:22:52 | |
-But we're out of booze. -I know, but there's Edam in the fridge. | 0:22:52 | 0:22:56 | |
And with Tess out of my hair, I have some business of my own to attend to. | 0:22:56 | 0:23:00 | |
(SNIFFS) Eurgh. | 0:23:00 | 0:23:02 | |
I need to freshen up first. | 0:23:02 | 0:23:04 | |
Hey...hup! | 0:23:04 | 0:23:07 | |
Turn the light off, mate. Ah! | 0:23:07 | 0:23:10 | |
Does anybody need... | 0:23:16 | 0:23:19 | |
tucking in? | 0:23:19 | 0:23:21 | |
Mum! | 0:23:22 | 0:23:23 | |
Tom! Why aren't you with your fiancee? | 0:23:23 | 0:23:26 | |
Now get in there! She needs you! | 0:23:26 | 0:23:28 | |
OK! Good night! | 0:23:28 | 0:23:31 | |
Oh, Matthew! | 0:23:31 | 0:23:33 | |
Finally we are alone! | 0:23:33 | 0:23:35 | |
Oh! Er...can't stop now, Carol! There's something I have to do! | 0:23:35 | 0:23:40 | |
Can't you do me first? | 0:23:40 | 0:23:43 | |
Tess, listen. | 0:23:43 | 0:23:46 | |
Oh. Sorry, Rachel. I needed to get these. | 0:23:46 | 0:23:50 | |
They're my...sleeping glasses! | 0:23:50 | 0:23:54 | |
If I don't wear them, I can't see my dreams! | 0:23:54 | 0:23:57 | |
I just need to be by myself. | 0:23:57 | 0:23:59 | |
We both need to think about what we really want. | 0:23:59 | 0:24:03 | |
Well, Tom, what do you really want? | 0:24:05 | 0:24:08 | |
Er, the toilet. | 0:24:08 | 0:24:09 | |
Er... | 0:24:14 | 0:24:16 | |
look but don't touch. | 0:24:16 | 0:24:18 | |
Carol! | 0:24:22 | 0:24:23 | |
Finally... | 0:24:24 | 0:24:27 | |
..we're alone. | 0:24:29 | 0:24:30 | |
Well, you're alone! | 0:24:30 | 0:24:32 | |
Carol! | 0:24:34 | 0:24:36 | |
Muffin Puffin! | 0:24:36 | 0:24:38 | |
Your housemate's drunk. He keeps saying he's not the person he thinks he is. | 0:24:38 | 0:24:42 | |
Don't ever leave me again. | 0:24:42 | 0:24:45 | |
It's our last chance to spend some time face to face. | 0:24:45 | 0:24:49 | |
Face to face! That's it. | 0:24:49 | 0:24:52 | |
Erm...just give me a moment. | 0:24:52 | 0:24:54 | |
I just need to...find myself. | 0:24:54 | 0:24:58 | |
TOILET FLUSHING | 0:24:58 | 0:24:59 | |
What's a girl gotta do to get a guy around here? | 0:24:59 | 0:25:03 | |
DOOR SLAMS | 0:25:03 | 0:25:05 | |
Hey, ohh! Urgh! | 0:25:05 | 0:25:08 | |
Get off me, you pervert! | 0:25:08 | 0:25:09 | |
SCREAMING AND SHOUTING | 0:25:09 | 0:25:12 | |
It's not what you think! I'm engaged! Sort of. | 0:25:12 | 0:25:16 | |
Oh! Oh! | 0:25:16 | 0:25:18 | |
Eurgh. | 0:25:19 | 0:25:20 | |
Right. Are we alone now? | 0:25:20 | 0:25:24 | |
-Mum! -Tom! | 0:25:25 | 0:25:28 | |
-Get in there and tell her you love her! -Yeah, OK. | 0:25:28 | 0:25:32 | |
Sorry, Mum! | 0:25:32 | 0:25:34 | |
Oh! Carol! What a pleasant surprise! | 0:25:36 | 0:25:38 | |
Oh! | 0:25:38 | 0:25:41 | |
Where are you, Muffin Puffin? | 0:25:44 | 0:25:47 | |
I'll be your muffin puffin! | 0:25:47 | 0:25:49 | |
Carol! Maybe you'd like to be alone? | 0:25:49 | 0:25:52 | |
Oh, I thought you'd never ask! | 0:25:52 | 0:25:54 | |
-Well, you can be alone in there! -Oh! | 0:25:54 | 0:25:56 | |
Just piss off! | 0:25:57 | 0:25:59 | |
Oh, no, Andrew, I wasn't telling you to piss off. | 0:25:59 | 0:26:03 | |
SNIFFS | 0:26:04 | 0:26:06 | |
Found me! | 0:26:22 | 0:26:24 | |
Ah, Matthew. Have you told Tess yet? | 0:26:24 | 0:26:27 | |
No. She'll only believe it if it comes from you. | 0:26:27 | 0:26:29 | |
Exactly. | 0:26:29 | 0:26:31 | |
Muffin Puffin! | 0:26:32 | 0:26:35 | |
Matthew? | 0:26:36 | 0:26:38 | |
Matthew! Finally we can be alone. | 0:26:39 | 0:26:42 | |
-Wait! -Shh. Don't say a word. | 0:26:42 | 0:26:45 | |
Matthew! I'm waiting! | 0:26:45 | 0:26:49 | |
Matthew? Really? | 0:26:49 | 0:26:53 | |
Really...! | 0:26:54 | 0:26:56 | |
BOTH: Ah, forget it. | 0:27:06 | 0:27:08 | |
There you are. I need a hug. | 0:27:13 | 0:27:16 | |
Mm. | 0:27:19 | 0:27:21 | |
Thanks, Matthew. | 0:27:21 | 0:27:24 | |
Can you give me some brotherly advice? | 0:27:26 | 0:27:30 | |
Yes. | 0:27:30 | 0:27:33 | |
Do you think I should marry Andrew? | 0:27:33 | 0:27:36 | |
No. | 0:27:36 | 0:27:38 | |
So, you think we should break up? | 0:27:38 | 0:27:42 | |
Erm... | 0:27:42 | 0:27:44 | |
Because, the thing is... | 0:27:44 | 0:27:47 | |
he just makes me so happy. | 0:27:47 | 0:27:50 | |
Well, that's all that matters to me... | 0:27:52 | 0:27:54 | |
..to see you with someone who makes you happy. | 0:27:55 | 0:27:58 | |
So, we should stay together, then? | 0:27:58 | 0:28:01 | |
Yes. | 0:28:05 | 0:28:07 | |
Oh...! | 0:28:07 | 0:28:09 | |
Thanks, Matthew. | 0:28:09 | 0:28:11 | |
Hang on. Did you just smell my hair? | 0:28:16 | 0:28:21 | |
And what's up with your voice? | 0:28:21 | 0:28:23 | |
Oh! What is going on? | 0:28:23 | 0:28:26 | |
Oh! What's going on? | 0:28:26 | 0:28:28 | |
Tess! I can explain! | 0:28:28 | 0:28:32 | |
Carol! I can explain! | 0:28:32 | 0:28:35 | |
Oh! Matthew! | 0:28:38 | 0:28:41 | |
Matthew? | 0:28:46 | 0:28:47 | |
Matthew? | 0:28:48 | 0:28:50 | |
Oh! | 0:28:54 | 0:28:56 | |
# Don't wanna close my eyes | 0:28:58 | 0:29:01 | |
# I don't wanna fall asleep cos I'd miss you, baby | 0:29:01 | 0:29:06 | |
# And I don't wanna miss a thing | 0:29:06 | 0:29:09 | |
# Cos even when I dream of you the sweetest dream would never do | 0:29:09 | 0:29:16 | |
# I'd still miss you, baby, and I don't wanna miss a thing. # | 0:29:16 | 0:29:22 | |
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