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'Welcome to Teach Yourself Spanish.' | 0:00:45 | 0:00:47 | |
Thank you. | 0:00:47 | 0:00:48 | |
'A course that can transform your world and broaden your horizons. | 0:00:48 | 0:00:53 | |
'Learning a language will open new vistas, | 0:00:53 | 0:00:55 | |
'making you feel empowered, and able to enjoy new cultures.' | 0:00:55 | 0:00:58 | |
For crying out loud. Get on with it. | 0:00:58 | 0:01:01 | |
'Lesson one, general phrases. Repeat after me. | 0:01:01 | 0:01:05 | |
'Hola. Hello.' | 0:01:05 | 0:01:07 | |
Hola. Hello. | 0:01:07 | 0:01:10 | |
'Buenos dias. Good day.' | 0:01:10 | 0:01:11 | |
Buenos dias. Good day. | 0:01:11 | 0:01:14 | |
-Oh, this is a doddle. -Hiya. | 0:01:14 | 0:01:16 | |
'Buenos tardes. Good afternoon.' | 0:01:16 | 0:01:18 | |
Beunos tardes. Good afternoon. | 0:01:18 | 0:01:20 | |
What are you up to? | 0:01:20 | 0:01:22 | |
I'm learning Spanish. I found this old kit we bought years ago. | 0:01:22 | 0:01:25 | |
Never used. | 0:01:25 | 0:01:26 | |
Did you get that after you went on that coach holiday to Malaga? | 0:01:27 | 0:01:30 | |
Oh yeah. | 0:01:30 | 0:01:32 | |
28 hours on a bus stinking of sick and bleach. | 0:01:32 | 0:01:36 | |
Never again. Though your Dad and I did have a laugh. | 0:01:36 | 0:01:39 | |
Is there something you're not telling us? You going away? | 0:01:39 | 0:01:42 | |
-No, I just thought I'd learn a language. -What for? | 0:01:42 | 0:01:45 | |
I don't know yet. | 0:01:45 | 0:01:47 | |
-Right, while you do that, would it be all right I...? -Hiya Eileen. | 0:01:47 | 0:01:51 | |
So, is that all right if we just have a quick scoot in the loft? | 0:01:51 | 0:01:53 | |
I haven't asked her yet. | 0:01:53 | 0:01:54 | |
I just want to get some stuff of mine out of the attic. That OK? | 0:01:54 | 0:01:58 | |
What stuff? What for? | 0:01:58 | 0:01:59 | |
-We'll only be a minute. You don't want to know. -I think I do. | 0:01:59 | 0:02:02 | |
Ray wants to find the rules to a board game | 0:02:02 | 0:02:05 | |
he's sold on the internet. | 0:02:05 | 0:02:07 | |
You what? | 0:02:08 | 0:02:09 | |
I was on eBay | 0:02:09 | 0:02:11 | |
and I saw that the edition of Monopoly that I've got, | 0:02:11 | 0:02:14 | |
an old limited edition, was going for... | 0:02:14 | 0:02:17 | |
Well, you wouldn't believe it. | 0:02:17 | 0:02:19 | |
So, I got it out to look at it, and it's all in pristine condition. | 0:02:19 | 0:02:24 | |
It's never been played with. Look, you'd think it was the Turin Shroud. | 0:02:26 | 0:02:29 | |
But someone spilt coffee over the instructions. | 0:02:29 | 0:02:32 | |
Destroying its value in one moment. And I've already sold it. | 0:02:32 | 0:02:36 | |
I said I was sorry. And I've given you the instructions out of ours to make up. | 0:02:36 | 0:02:39 | |
Maybe you're right, I didn't need to know. | 0:02:39 | 0:02:41 | |
He's coming to collect it off me this afternoon. | 0:02:41 | 0:02:43 | |
The only worry is if the instructions are clearly different. | 0:02:43 | 0:02:46 | |
We'll cross that bridge. | 0:02:46 | 0:02:48 | |
I've only got to sell a couple more things | 0:02:48 | 0:02:50 | |
and I'll be a power seller. | 0:02:50 | 0:02:52 | |
A what? | 0:02:52 | 0:02:53 | |
He's sold so much crap and he's got such a good record | 0:02:53 | 0:02:56 | |
for not ripping people off etc that he gets to join a special club. | 0:02:56 | 0:03:01 | |
Isn't that sweet? | 0:03:01 | 0:03:02 | |
Probably didn't need to know that, either. | 0:03:02 | 0:03:05 | |
-Right, let's do it. -Do you have to do this now? | 0:03:05 | 0:03:07 | |
I don't know what it's like up there. | 0:03:07 | 0:03:09 | |
You won't know we're there. The sooner we get it done, | 0:03:09 | 0:03:11 | |
the sooner we can all forget about it. Will you watch the kids? | 0:03:11 | 0:03:14 | |
Well, I was trying to do my Spanish tapes here. | 0:03:14 | 0:03:16 | |
What we going to do, Nan? | 0:03:16 | 0:03:18 | |
Can we bake some fairy cakes? | 0:03:18 | 0:03:20 | |
-It's fine. Come upstairs with us kids. -It doesn't matter. | 0:03:20 | 0:03:23 | |
No, no. I don't want to interrupt. | 0:03:23 | 0:03:25 | |
Don't involve us in this eBay madness. | 0:03:25 | 0:03:27 | |
You're not going to make me go in the attic are you? | 0:03:27 | 0:03:30 | |
Right, where was I? | 0:03:33 | 0:03:35 | |
'Good night.' | 0:03:35 | 0:03:37 | |
Oh, what was that? Rewind... Help! | 0:03:38 | 0:03:40 | |
'Welcome to Teach Yourself Spanish.' | 0:03:44 | 0:03:47 | |
Bugger! It's gone back to the beginning. | 0:03:47 | 0:03:49 | |
'A course that can transform your world and broaden your horizons. | 0:03:49 | 0:03:53 | |
-'Learning a language...' -Shut Up! | 0:03:53 | 0:03:55 | |
Oh! Look at the state of it up here. | 0:03:55 | 0:03:58 | |
You want to get some shelves, some organisation. | 0:03:58 | 0:04:01 | |
Can you see the Monopoly? | 0:04:01 | 0:04:02 | |
I don't know where to start. | 0:04:02 | 0:04:04 | |
Just get it out and then we can go. | 0:04:04 | 0:04:06 | |
What's up there, Dad? | 0:04:06 | 0:04:08 | |
-Do you want to come and have a look? -Yeah! -No. | 0:04:08 | 0:04:11 | |
Look at all these cobwebs. | 0:04:11 | 0:04:12 | |
Is there spiders? Big spiders? | 0:04:12 | 0:04:15 | |
No, not big ones. Little friendly ones. | 0:04:15 | 0:04:17 | |
I can't even see any just now. | 0:04:17 | 0:04:19 | |
Any bats? Snakes? Crocodiles? | 0:04:19 | 0:04:21 | |
No. There's nothing like that in your nanny's attic. | 0:04:21 | 0:04:24 | |
Maybe me mum's thinking of moving to Spain. | 0:04:24 | 0:04:27 | |
Hey... | 0:04:27 | 0:04:29 | |
You know, Majorca's lovely. | 0:04:29 | 0:04:31 | |
Wouldn't it be great to go and visit her in Majorca? | 0:04:31 | 0:04:34 | |
Well, yeah, but why? What's wrong with here? | 0:04:34 | 0:04:37 | |
She might have told us she was moving. | 0:04:37 | 0:04:39 | |
Is Nanny leaving? We'll never see her again? | 0:04:39 | 0:04:42 | |
Not if I have anything to do with it. | 0:04:42 | 0:04:44 | |
Oh, you're not bringing stuff out! | 0:04:44 | 0:04:46 | |
I've got to, so I can see what's where. | 0:04:46 | 0:04:48 | |
Could do with throwing all this crap away. | 0:04:48 | 0:04:50 | |
Look at this. I made this. | 0:04:50 | 0:04:55 | |
Look. Look, kids, that's Susie. | 0:04:55 | 0:04:58 | |
I made her. Isn't she great? | 0:04:58 | 0:05:01 | |
She's creepy. Can you put her back in the attic, please? | 0:05:01 | 0:05:04 | |
Perdone. Excuse me. | 0:05:07 | 0:05:10 | |
I'm a natural. | 0:05:10 | 0:05:11 | |
'Lo siento pero podria ayudarme, por favor?' | 0:05:11 | 0:05:14 | |
Hiya, Nan. | 0:05:14 | 0:05:15 | |
-Oh...hiya. -Hiya, Nan. Will you pay for singing lessons for me? | 0:05:15 | 0:05:21 | |
You want to learn to sing? Why not. | 0:05:21 | 0:05:25 | |
What's brought this on? | 0:05:25 | 0:05:26 | |
I want to go on X Factor and become famous. | 0:05:26 | 0:05:28 | |
But you can't even sing. | 0:05:28 | 0:05:30 | |
I know, that's why I want the lessons, dummy. | 0:05:30 | 0:05:33 | |
But then most of them on there can't sing anyway. | 0:05:33 | 0:05:36 | |
-We'll discuss it. -OK, Nan. | 0:05:36 | 0:05:38 | |
Well, I'm just doing this teach yourself Spanish tape thing here. | 0:05:38 | 0:05:43 | |
-OK. -Great. | 0:05:43 | 0:05:45 | |
So will you two be all right through there? | 0:05:47 | 0:05:50 | |
-Yeah. -Sound. | 0:05:50 | 0:05:51 | |
Ta. | 0:05:51 | 0:05:53 | |
TV BLARES | 0:06:03 | 0:06:04 | |
Is that loud enough in there? | 0:06:07 | 0:06:09 | |
What's she saying? | 0:06:09 | 0:06:10 | |
I can't hear you! You'll have to speak up. | 0:06:10 | 0:06:13 | |
'I'm sorry but...' | 0:06:13 | 0:06:15 | |
What now? | 0:06:15 | 0:06:17 | |
-Mandy, what a surprise. -Could you do me a favour? | 0:06:18 | 0:06:21 | |
My freezer's full and I've got all this cheap food from work. | 0:06:21 | 0:06:24 | |
-I couldn't store it in yours, could I? -Well... | 0:06:24 | 0:06:27 | |
You got any room? | 0:06:27 | 0:06:29 | |
Oh, yeah, you've got loads of space. | 0:06:29 | 0:06:31 | |
Feel free. | 0:06:31 | 0:06:33 | |
It's all the food they can't sell cos it's near it's date, | 0:06:33 | 0:06:37 | |
they're practically throwing it away. | 0:06:37 | 0:06:40 | |
And my two chest freezers are full to bursting. | 0:06:40 | 0:06:42 | |
RUMBLING | 0:06:43 | 0:06:45 | |
What the hell is that? | 0:06:45 | 0:06:47 | |
-Anything broken? -Don't think so. | 0:06:50 | 0:06:53 | |
-Are there zombies up there? -No. why would there be? | 0:06:53 | 0:06:56 | |
All home shave zombies in. | 0:06:56 | 0:06:58 | |
They live in the attic, under the bed, | 0:06:58 | 0:07:00 | |
and in the freezer compartment in the fridge. | 0:07:00 | 0:07:02 | |
There's no such thing as zombies. Who told you all that? | 0:07:02 | 0:07:05 | |
-Ethan. -Yes, well, I'm going to kill him next time I see him. | 0:07:05 | 0:07:08 | |
Don't kill him, Mum. I like Ethan. | 0:07:08 | 0:07:10 | |
Liam, I wouldn't actually kill him, it's just an expression. | 0:07:10 | 0:07:14 | |
Not a very helpful expression, now, is it? | 0:07:14 | 0:07:16 | |
What is all this messness? | 0:07:17 | 0:07:19 | |
It's fine. We're nearly done. | 0:07:19 | 0:07:21 | |
You know, you could sell a lot of this on eBay. | 0:07:21 | 0:07:24 | |
Isn't this stuff mostly rubbish? | 0:07:24 | 0:07:26 | |
That's what they sell on eBay, mostly rubbish. | 0:07:26 | 0:07:30 | |
Now, that is not true. | 0:07:30 | 0:07:32 | |
You can find some amazing stuff if you know where to look. | 0:07:32 | 0:07:35 | |
-I read this tip the other day. -Here we go. He's going to try and convert you now. | 0:07:35 | 0:07:38 | |
When you're searching for something, spell it wrong because sometimes | 0:07:38 | 0:07:42 | |
the seller makes a mistake | 0:07:42 | 0:07:43 | |
-and doesn't notice and only crafty people... -Like you. | 0:07:43 | 0:07:46 | |
..manage to track it down because everyone else has searched | 0:07:46 | 0:07:49 | |
-under the correct spelling. -Oh, yes. Fascinating! | 0:07:49 | 0:07:52 | |
It would be if I knew what he was talking about. | 0:07:52 | 0:07:56 | |
Oh, Eileen, there's a whole world just at your fingertips. | 0:07:56 | 0:07:59 | |
They've even got this app now | 0:07:59 | 0:08:00 | |
that will bid for you at the last minute, | 0:08:00 | 0:08:02 | |
so you don't miss out on the bargain you're bidding on. | 0:08:02 | 0:08:05 | |
The wonders of technology, eh? | 0:08:05 | 0:08:07 | |
What are these round black things, Nan? Place mats? | 0:08:07 | 0:08:10 | |
No be careful with those. They're my 78s. | 0:08:10 | 0:08:13 | |
That's what we used to play music on before CDs. | 0:08:13 | 0:08:16 | |
What's a CD? | 0:08:16 | 0:08:18 | |
It's like iTunes but in physical form. | 0:08:18 | 0:08:20 | |
I'd like to hear them. | 0:08:20 | 0:08:21 | |
Well, what a relief we haven't got a record player | 0:08:21 | 0:08:24 | |
and we can just focus on what we're doing. | 0:08:24 | 0:08:26 | |
-I've found one. -Oh, great. -It's got no plug. | 0:08:26 | 0:08:29 | |
Thank heavens for that. | 0:08:29 | 0:08:30 | |
Right, put everything back and don't bring anything else down. | 0:08:30 | 0:08:34 | |
-Yep, me mum's right. -There must be a plug here somewhere. | 0:08:35 | 0:08:38 | |
The kids would love to hear it. | 0:08:38 | 0:08:40 | |
Have you found that bloomin' game yet? Look at this, Jack. | 0:08:40 | 0:08:46 | |
This is my old Brownie uniform. | 0:08:46 | 0:08:47 | |
You used to get a badge if you were good at something. | 0:08:47 | 0:08:50 | |
That's for making a cup of tea, crossing the road | 0:08:50 | 0:08:53 | |
and, erm, brushing up. | 0:08:53 | 0:08:56 | |
Did you get one for breathing? | 0:08:56 | 0:08:58 | |
Budge up. | 0:09:03 | 0:09:05 | |
I love Popeye. | 0:09:05 | 0:09:07 | |
It wouldn't be anything to do with the large amount of violence | 0:09:07 | 0:09:10 | |
and fighting in every episode? | 0:09:10 | 0:09:11 | |
-We were watching that! -Not any more. That's better. | 0:09:13 | 0:09:16 | |
Juliet Bravo. When did they start repeating that? | 0:09:17 | 0:09:19 | |
Are you watching this or texting? | 0:09:19 | 0:09:21 | |
Both. Multi-tasking. Watch and learn. | 0:09:21 | 0:09:24 | |
You all right, Ei? | 0:09:24 | 0:09:26 | |
Yeah, great, fine thanks. | 0:09:28 | 0:09:29 | |
-TV: -'Everything you need for all weekend? -I'm going to kill you.' | 0:09:35 | 0:09:38 | |
Mum? Just thought I'd pop by and get some peace before going home | 0:09:40 | 0:09:43 | |
-to the asylum. -Surprise. Peace, eh? | 0:09:43 | 0:09:46 | |
-The asylum's HERE. -What are yous doing here? | 0:09:46 | 0:09:49 | |
-Just popped round to see Eileen. -And when have you ever done that? | 0:09:49 | 0:09:53 | |
-Who are those flowers for? -Me mum. | 0:09:53 | 0:09:54 | |
When do you ever buy ME flowers? | 0:09:54 | 0:09:56 | |
I bought you some the other week but you didn't like colour. | 0:09:56 | 0:09:59 | |
And that they set of your hay fever. | 0:09:59 | 0:10:01 | |
In October. | 0:10:01 | 0:10:02 | |
MOBILE PHONE RINGS | 0:10:02 | 0:10:04 | |
Oh, hiya. Yeah, I'll give you the address. | 0:10:04 | 0:10:06 | |
-What's she up to? -Like we know. -Or care. | 0:10:07 | 0:10:10 | |
-Where's your nan? -She was there a minute ago. | 0:10:10 | 0:10:12 | |
Oh, yeah. Dad, can I have ice-skating lessons? | 0:10:12 | 0:10:16 | |
-What for? -I want to go on Dancing On Ice. | 0:10:16 | 0:10:18 | |
Don't you have to be a celebrity to go on that? | 0:10:18 | 0:10:20 | |
Well, I will be once I've had me singing lessons off me nan | 0:10:20 | 0:10:23 | |
and won X Factor. | 0:10:23 | 0:10:25 | |
We'll see. Let's find your nan first. | 0:10:26 | 0:10:28 | |
Tienes una mesa para seis personas? | 0:10:30 | 0:10:37 | |
Bloody hell. | 0:10:37 | 0:10:38 | |
Do you have a table for six? | 0:10:40 | 0:10:42 | |
Right, it's all there. Anything else just let me know. | 0:10:44 | 0:10:47 | |
Ta. | 0:10:49 | 0:10:50 | |
Er, what are you up to? | 0:10:56 | 0:10:59 | |
None of your beeswax. | 0:10:59 | 0:11:00 | |
RECORD PLAYS | 0:11:04 | 0:11:06 | |
Have you seen me mum? | 0:11:06 | 0:11:07 | |
She's downstairs. | 0:11:07 | 0:11:09 | |
Not any more. She's vanished. | 0:11:09 | 0:11:11 | |
What are you doing up there? | 0:11:11 | 0:11:13 | |
-Or shouldn't I ask? -Oh, you don't want to know. | 0:11:13 | 0:11:16 | |
I bet me mum's told you she's moving to Spain, hasn't she? | 0:11:16 | 0:11:19 | |
You what? | 0:11:19 | 0:11:20 | |
Don't pretend you don't know. She'd tell you first. | 0:11:20 | 0:11:24 | |
About her emigrating. | 0:11:24 | 0:11:26 | |
-She's not. -She is! She's learning Spanish and everything. | 0:11:26 | 0:11:30 | |
First I've heard. | 0:11:30 | 0:11:31 | |
Well, if she hasn't even told you | 0:11:31 | 0:11:33 | |
there's definitely something fishy going on. | 0:11:33 | 0:11:36 | |
Have you eaten today? Is there enough oxygen getting to your brain? | 0:11:36 | 0:11:39 | |
That's my train set. I can't believe it still works. | 0:11:41 | 0:11:45 | |
It's great, we're just playing with it. I won't break it. | 0:11:46 | 0:11:49 | |
I didn't mean that, Jack. | 0:11:49 | 0:11:50 | |
I said he could have it. | 0:11:50 | 0:11:52 | |
I don't know about that. | 0:11:52 | 0:11:54 | |
Here it is! | 0:11:54 | 0:11:55 | |
Like the Holy Grail. | 0:11:57 | 0:11:58 | |
What are you doing with that? | 0:11:58 | 0:12:00 | |
We just want the instructions out of it. | 0:12:00 | 0:12:02 | |
-You know that's mine, don't you? -I think you'll find it's mine. | 0:12:02 | 0:12:05 | |
Er, no, Monopoly was mine. | 0:12:05 | 0:12:07 | |
Cluedo, Kerr Plunk - they were yours. So, really... | 0:12:07 | 0:12:10 | |
-When did you last play with it? -That's not the point. | 0:12:10 | 0:12:12 | |
Look, and in tip top condition. | 0:12:12 | 0:12:16 | |
-You don't mind if I have them do you? -Well... | 0:12:17 | 0:12:19 | |
OK, if I agree that it's yours, which I don't, you don't even | 0:12:19 | 0:12:22 | |
need the instructions cos you already know how to play. | 0:12:22 | 0:12:25 | |
Nice work, Paula. | 0:12:25 | 0:12:27 | |
Please? And then we can stop all this. | 0:12:27 | 0:12:29 | |
What if Ethan and Melissa want to play it in the future? | 0:12:30 | 0:12:33 | |
Do you really think that's going to happen? | 0:12:33 | 0:12:35 | |
What's that? | 0:12:35 | 0:12:37 | |
Is it a game? Can we play it? | 0:12:37 | 0:12:38 | |
Did you pay them to say that? | 0:12:38 | 0:12:41 | |
-Why don't we have a game now kids, hey? -Yeah. -Yeah. | 0:12:41 | 0:12:44 | |
Heaven help us. | 0:12:44 | 0:12:45 | |
And you can teach them the rules, verbally. | 0:12:45 | 0:12:48 | |
Just let him have it! | 0:12:49 | 0:12:50 | |
-OK. -Thanks mate, I'll make it up to you. | 0:12:53 | 0:12:55 | |
What is this all about? | 0:12:56 | 0:12:58 | |
You don't want to know. | 0:13:00 | 0:13:02 | |
Come on then, kids. Community Chest on the pink. | 0:13:03 | 0:13:05 | |
Oh, this is impossible. | 0:13:07 | 0:13:09 | |
'I have a table reserved in the name Wilson.' Oh, really? | 0:13:12 | 0:13:17 | |
-Hello? -Hello! -Is someone in there? | 0:13:17 | 0:13:20 | |
Yeah, hiya. | 0:13:20 | 0:13:21 | |
Can I help you? | 0:13:21 | 0:13:23 | |
-Monopoly? -You want Ray, he's just inside there, love. | 0:13:23 | 0:13:27 | |
Thanks, love. Gracias. | 0:13:27 | 0:13:29 | |
De nada. | 0:13:29 | 0:13:31 | |
It's an interesting environment to be learning Spanish - | 0:13:31 | 0:13:34 | |
in a garage full of junk. | 0:13:34 | 0:13:36 | |
Yeah, well... | 0:13:36 | 0:13:37 | |
It's the new way to do it. | 0:13:37 | 0:13:39 | |
I am practically fluent and I've only just started. | 0:13:39 | 0:13:42 | |
What am I doing? | 0:13:48 | 0:13:49 | |
Let's go and ask Nan about Spain. She'll tell us. | 0:13:53 | 0:13:56 | |
You'd better come soon. It's all going fast. | 0:13:56 | 0:13:59 | |
Yeah. Ta-ra. | 0:13:59 | 0:14:00 | |
Auntie Mandy, have you seen Nanny? | 0:14:01 | 0:14:04 | |
I think she's in the garage. I don't know why. | 0:14:04 | 0:14:06 | |
MOBILE PHONE RINGS | 0:14:06 | 0:14:08 | |
Hiya. I'll just see what's left. | 0:14:08 | 0:14:11 | |
-Your dad was always the Scottie dog and I was always the... -Old boot. | 0:14:13 | 0:14:18 | |
Yes, thank you. | 0:14:18 | 0:14:20 | |
Did you play this all together as a family? | 0:14:20 | 0:14:22 | |
We'd all have tournaments that would go on for hours and hours. | 0:14:22 | 0:14:26 | |
In simpler, happier times. | 0:14:26 | 0:14:27 | |
Oh, I'm in the jail again. | 0:14:27 | 0:14:30 | |
Why are you always the banker? | 0:14:30 | 0:14:32 | |
It says that in the rules somewhere. 'Pete is always the banker.' | 0:14:32 | 0:14:36 | |
Don't start cheating. | 0:14:36 | 0:14:37 | |
Oh, yeah? And who's got previous for cheating? | 0:14:37 | 0:14:39 | |
Will yous two concentrate? | 0:14:39 | 0:14:40 | |
It's your go, Auntie Paula. | 0:14:40 | 0:14:42 | |
So, can I have the singing and ice skating lessons? | 0:14:45 | 0:14:48 | |
Tell you what, you can earn them. | 0:14:48 | 0:14:50 | |
No bad behaviour for a year and they're all yours. | 0:14:50 | 0:14:52 | |
Forget it. | 0:14:52 | 0:14:54 | |
I can't believe the way you just crush my ambition just like that. | 0:14:54 | 0:14:57 | |
I can hear her. I think she's on the phone. | 0:14:59 | 0:15:01 | |
When does the next plane for Madrid leave, please? | 0:15:01 | 0:15:05 | |
(She's getting the next flight out of here!) | 0:15:05 | 0:15:08 | |
Hay tiendas en el camping? | 0:15:08 | 0:15:11 | |
Nanny's speaking foreign. | 0:15:11 | 0:15:14 | |
Is there a shop on the camp site? | 0:15:14 | 0:15:17 | |
And she's going camping! | 0:15:17 | 0:15:19 | |
We've GOT to tell Mum. | 0:15:19 | 0:15:22 | |
It is a collector's edition, it's never been used | 0:15:23 | 0:15:26 | |
and all original features? | 0:15:26 | 0:15:28 | |
It's all there, in mint condition. | 0:15:28 | 0:15:32 | |
It's never been played with. (Never.) | 0:15:32 | 0:15:36 | |
It would have been nice to have played with it at least once. But... | 0:15:38 | 0:15:41 | |
oh no, "You'll get more for it if it's never been touched | 0:15:41 | 0:15:45 | |
"and it's still in its box." | 0:15:45 | 0:15:48 | |
But isn't that the point? Eh? | 0:15:48 | 0:15:51 | |
It depends... | 0:15:51 | 0:15:54 | |
Aren't toys meant to be played with? When you're a kid? | 0:15:54 | 0:15:57 | |
-I suppose so... -Not for my dad. Oh, no. | 0:15:58 | 0:16:02 | |
No fun for us. | 0:16:03 | 0:16:06 | |
So these are the... original instructions, then? | 0:16:08 | 0:16:12 | |
They are. The whole kit in pristine condition. | 0:16:13 | 0:16:19 | |
We heard Nan on the phone asking about the next flight to Spain. | 0:16:23 | 0:16:27 | |
-Told you. -Maybe you're right. | 0:16:28 | 0:16:30 | |
And she's going camping. Can I go too? I love camping. | 0:16:30 | 0:16:33 | |
What? She's going to go and live in a tent? | 0:16:33 | 0:16:36 | |
You know the way this is going we're going to come home one day | 0:16:36 | 0:16:39 | |
and there'll just be a note on the door saying, "Gone to Magaluf." | 0:16:39 | 0:16:42 | |
There won't be any of this then. | 0:16:42 | 0:16:44 | |
Ah, look at our old rooms just sitting there. | 0:16:45 | 0:16:48 | |
I sometimes think it'd be nice to have my old bedroom. | 0:16:48 | 0:16:50 | |
A room to meself. I love Mandy and everything... | 0:16:50 | 0:16:53 | |
-Oh, yeah. -She's so easy to live with and all that, but... | 0:16:53 | 0:16:57 | |
just to go back to having me own little den again. | 0:16:57 | 0:17:00 | |
Own little bed. | 0:17:00 | 0:17:02 | |
A proper night's sleep without Ray's snoring. | 0:17:02 | 0:17:04 | |
Hang on a minute. You can fall asleep on a washing line | 0:17:04 | 0:17:07 | |
and NOBODY snores as badly as you. | 0:17:07 | 0:17:09 | |
Where do people get this idea I snore from? | 0:17:09 | 0:17:12 | |
From you snoring. | 0:17:12 | 0:17:14 | |
Three. | 0:17:14 | 0:17:16 | |
Erm, no, that's four. | 0:17:16 | 0:17:18 | |
Oh, sorry, yeah, my mistake. | 0:17:18 | 0:17:20 | |
Oh, well spotted, Ethan. See what we're up against here, kids? | 0:17:20 | 0:17:23 | |
Cheaters. | 0:17:23 | 0:17:25 | |
An honest mistake. | 0:17:25 | 0:17:27 | |
Oh! "You've won a singing competition. Collect £100." | 0:17:27 | 0:17:30 | |
Like X Factor! Well done, Dad. | 0:17:30 | 0:17:33 | |
Hang on a second... | 0:17:33 | 0:17:34 | |
Hang on... | 0:17:34 | 0:17:37 | |
"Drunk in charge. £50 fine!" | 0:17:37 | 0:17:41 | |
-That wasn't the card. -Pete the cheat. | 0:17:41 | 0:17:44 | |
ALL: Pete the cheat! Pete the cheat! | 0:17:44 | 0:17:47 | |
She told me not to ring the front door bell, but... | 0:17:47 | 0:17:49 | |
I don't know what to do. Where the frig is she? | 0:17:49 | 0:17:52 | |
Who's that? | 0:17:52 | 0:17:54 | |
Ah, this is ringing now. This is beyond a joke. | 0:17:54 | 0:17:57 | |
-Are you here for the Monopoly? -No, meat. | 0:17:58 | 0:18:01 | |
Oh, there she is! No worries, love. | 0:18:01 | 0:18:05 | |
# You can smile | 0:18:10 | 0:18:12 | |
# If you smile for the man who held your hand | 0:18:12 | 0:18:15 | |
# 'Neath the pale moonlight | 0:18:15 | 0:18:17 | |
# But don't forget who's taking you home... # | 0:18:17 | 0:18:20 | |
Oh, Ted. | 0:18:20 | 0:18:21 | |
# And in whose arms you're going to be | 0:18:21 | 0:18:24 | |
# So darling, save the last dance for me... # | 0:18:24 | 0:18:29 | |
Meat? | 0:18:30 | 0:18:32 | |
I'm sorry. | 0:18:32 | 0:18:34 | |
I can't believe I've come all this way. | 0:18:34 | 0:18:36 | |
You've agreed to sell it to me and now all of a sudden it's off! | 0:18:36 | 0:18:39 | |
I've changed my mind. It's never been touched. | 0:18:39 | 0:18:42 | |
Games should be played with. | 0:18:42 | 0:18:44 | |
Not if they're collector's items! | 0:18:44 | 0:18:45 | |
You'll never become a power seller now. | 0:18:45 | 0:18:48 | |
-I'm going to post negative feedback. -Please don't. | 0:18:48 | 0:18:51 | |
He did really want to become a power seller, he did. | 0:18:51 | 0:18:54 | |
I won't... | 0:18:54 | 0:18:56 | |
if you sell it to me as agreed. | 0:18:56 | 0:18:59 | |
I cannot believe that I find a limited edition | 0:18:59 | 0:19:01 | |
in perfect order with everything original... | 0:19:01 | 0:19:03 | |
The instructions aren't original. They're from a more recent edition. | 0:19:03 | 0:19:07 | |
No? Well that's going in the feedback. | 0:19:07 | 0:19:11 | |
No one's going to buy from you again. Ever. | 0:19:11 | 0:19:13 | |
Hang on, mate! | 0:19:13 | 0:19:14 | |
Hang on, two seconds. We were playing with the kids upstairs... | 0:19:14 | 0:19:19 | |
I'll throw in all the veggies with the chicken breasts | 0:19:19 | 0:19:22 | |
and we'll call it a fiver. | 0:19:22 | 0:19:25 | |
What the hell's this...? | 0:19:25 | 0:19:27 | |
Oh, just getting rid of some of this frozen food, | 0:19:27 | 0:19:30 | |
make some space in your freezer. | 0:19:30 | 0:19:31 | |
By selling it off in my kitchen? | 0:19:31 | 0:19:33 | |
-Yeah, something like that. -How much for this leg of lamb? | 0:19:33 | 0:19:36 | |
That's my leg of lamb. Put it back! | 0:19:36 | 0:19:39 | |
Oh, sorry. | 0:19:39 | 0:19:41 | |
What's going on? | 0:19:41 | 0:19:42 | |
What else have you got? Any steak? | 0:19:42 | 0:19:44 | |
Shop's shut for now. | 0:19:44 | 0:19:47 | |
I've come all the way from Rock Ferry! | 0:19:47 | 0:19:49 | |
I'll give you a shout when we're open for business again. | 0:19:49 | 0:19:52 | |
For crying out loud! | 0:19:52 | 0:19:55 | |
Sorry, Eileen. | 0:19:58 | 0:19:59 | |
I just thought I'd get rid of it, make some extra cash on the side. | 0:19:59 | 0:20:03 | |
Well, I can't do it from ours. Sheena in accounts lives four doors away | 0:20:03 | 0:20:07 | |
and she's a nosey bugger. | 0:20:07 | 0:20:09 | |
SHE SIGHS | 0:20:09 | 0:20:10 | |
Who's left this on? | 0:20:14 | 0:20:16 | |
That's better. | 0:20:18 | 0:20:19 | |
-'Show me it. You're cheating again.' -'No, I'm not.' -'Show it me!' | 0:20:19 | 0:20:23 | |
-You're cheating! -No I'm not! | 0:20:23 | 0:20:25 | |
-Just show it me! -I'm not... -Just give it to me! | 0:20:25 | 0:20:27 | |
-What are you doing? -He's cheating! -No, I am not! -Yes, you were! -No... | 0:20:27 | 0:20:31 | |
Will the pair of you grow up! | 0:20:31 | 0:20:33 | |
This place is like Hiroshima! | 0:20:33 | 0:20:35 | |
We'll put it all back. | 0:20:35 | 0:20:38 | |
Ethan, will you stop that? They are your Grandad's records. | 0:20:38 | 0:20:43 | |
Who's that up there? | 0:20:43 | 0:20:44 | |
Oh, Melissa. Stick to the joist. | 0:20:44 | 0:20:46 | |
If you go in the middle you'll... | 0:20:46 | 0:20:49 | |
-go through. -God! | 0:20:49 | 0:20:52 | |
Right! Right! That is it. I am sick of the lot of you. | 0:20:52 | 0:20:56 | |
I want you all to clear off! Now! Get out! | 0:20:56 | 0:20:59 | |
Get out! | 0:20:59 | 0:21:01 | |
Am I in the right place for the knock-off frozen food? | 0:21:01 | 0:21:04 | |
(God!) | 0:21:04 | 0:21:05 | |
Melissa! | 0:21:05 | 0:21:07 | |
'Adios. Goodbye.' | 0:21:09 | 0:21:11 | |
Adios. And goodbye...for now. | 0:21:12 | 0:21:16 | |
Maybe we should take that to the nearly new? | 0:21:23 | 0:21:26 | |
-Just get it in the loft. -Or we could do a car boot sale? | 0:21:26 | 0:21:28 | |
They do one at Tranmere Rovers car park on a Sunday. | 0:21:28 | 0:21:31 | |
If you get there at six, you can get a good spot. It'd be fun. | 0:21:31 | 0:21:35 | |
-Too much fun for me. -Why don't we do Cash In The Attic? | 0:21:35 | 0:21:37 | |
It's all nearly done now. | 0:21:37 | 0:21:39 | |
Oh, hello! I haven't seen it. | 0:21:39 | 0:21:42 | |
No, no. Paula, Paula... | 0:21:42 | 0:21:45 | |
You two aren't going to start rolling around on the floor | 0:21:45 | 0:21:47 | |
-arguing again are you? -We've kissed and made up. | 0:21:47 | 0:21:50 | |
-He was cheating. -You didn't need to do this now. | 0:21:50 | 0:21:53 | |
-It's all done. -I'm surprised Melissa didn't hurt herself. | 0:21:53 | 0:21:57 | |
Oh, she said she enjoyed it. She's been wondering | 0:21:57 | 0:22:00 | |
how to work it into an act so she can go on Britain's Got Talent. | 0:22:00 | 0:22:03 | |
I'll fix the hole. | 0:22:03 | 0:22:05 | |
I'm sorry for earlier, for shouting. It was just... | 0:22:05 | 0:22:09 | |
We had turned the house into a three-ring circus. | 0:22:09 | 0:22:11 | |
It just all got too much. All these random people. | 0:22:11 | 0:22:15 | |
All I wanted was a little bit of peace and quiet | 0:22:15 | 0:22:18 | |
so I could do me language tapes. | 0:22:18 | 0:22:19 | |
It's fine. | 0:22:19 | 0:22:21 | |
So, when are you going to Spain? | 0:22:21 | 0:22:24 | |
SHE LAUGHS | 0:22:24 | 0:22:26 | |
-Who told you that? -Well, you're learning Spanish... | 0:22:26 | 0:22:29 | |
and the kids heard you talking about flights. | 0:22:29 | 0:22:32 | |
And tents. | 0:22:32 | 0:22:33 | |
I just felt like learning a language. | 0:22:33 | 0:22:36 | |
Maybe I will visit Spain, maybe I won't. | 0:22:36 | 0:22:39 | |
But I just found the tapes and I thought I'd give it a go. | 0:22:39 | 0:22:43 | |
I'm not too old to learn something new, you know. | 0:22:43 | 0:22:46 | |
Well said. | 0:22:46 | 0:22:47 | |
Yeah. Great. | 0:22:47 | 0:22:50 | |
-I've made some tea. -All done. You'd never know. | 0:22:50 | 0:22:54 | |
I rustled up some bacon butties. | 0:22:59 | 0:23:00 | |
Oh! | 0:23:00 | 0:23:02 | |
That's more like it. | 0:23:03 | 0:23:04 | |
Listen to that peace. | 0:23:04 | 0:23:06 | |
Wonderful and I found some lovely flowers as well. | 0:23:07 | 0:23:11 | |
-Oh, they're off me. -Thanks. -Creep! | 0:23:11 | 0:23:14 | |
I didn't realise how late it was. | 0:23:15 | 0:23:17 | |
I can't be arsed going home now. | 0:23:17 | 0:23:19 | |
-Maybe we could have a sleepover? -Good idea. Hey, we could top and tail. | 0:23:19 | 0:23:22 | |
I was joking. | 0:23:22 | 0:23:24 | |
You don't want to stay, do you? I mean, you can if you want. | 0:23:24 | 0:23:27 | |
I really want to go home | 0:23:27 | 0:23:29 | |
and hear more about the minutiae of Monopoly and eBay. | 0:23:29 | 0:23:33 | |
And I'd like to see what's going off in the frozen food world. | 0:23:33 | 0:23:35 | |
Oh, hiya, Mand. No, still at Mum's. | 0:23:35 | 0:23:38 | |
I think I'll stay over. I don't think she wants to be on her own. | 0:23:38 | 0:23:41 | |
-You what? -Shush. No, she's just feeling a bit... Is that OK? | 0:23:41 | 0:23:45 | |
Thanks. Er, no, I don't want to speak to Ethan | 0:23:45 | 0:23:48 | |
about the boil on his bum. Night. | 0:23:48 | 0:23:51 | |
Great. | 0:23:51 | 0:23:53 | |
You didn't have to make out I couldn't be left on my own. | 0:23:53 | 0:23:55 | |
-It didn't sound like that. -But happy for you to stay. | 0:23:55 | 0:23:59 | |
I think I'd better text Ray. | 0:24:00 | 0:24:02 | |
Otherwise he might want to join us with the kids. | 0:24:02 | 0:24:05 | |
This is the best bacon butty I've ever tasted. | 0:24:05 | 0:24:08 | |
Good bacon, this. | 0:24:08 | 0:24:10 | |
Good job some random woman didn't disappear with it. | 0:24:10 | 0:24:14 | |
Done. | 0:24:14 | 0:24:16 | |
Oh, that is disgusting! | 0:24:18 | 0:24:20 | |
-Mum, tell him to stop it! -Hey! | 0:24:20 | 0:24:24 | |
Are you still awake? | 0:24:31 | 0:24:32 | |
Yeah. | 0:24:33 | 0:24:35 | |
Yeah. | 0:24:36 | 0:24:37 | |
Oh, you'll be asleep and snoring in no time. | 0:24:37 | 0:24:39 | |
Where has everybody got the idea I snore from? | 0:24:39 | 0:24:42 | |
Because of your snoring! | 0:24:42 | 0:24:45 | |
Shall we make a recording of it and play it back to you? | 0:24:45 | 0:24:47 | |
Uh-oh! I think we've lost her. | 0:24:50 | 0:24:52 | |
SHE SNORES | 0:24:54 | 0:24:56 | |
-There you go. -Right on cue. | 0:24:56 | 0:24:59 | |
-Night, Mum. -Night night, son. | 0:25:00 | 0:25:03 | |
SHE SNORES | 0:25:03 | 0:25:05 | |
Subtitles by Red Bee Media Ltd | 0:25:13 | 0:25:15 |