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This programme contains very strong language.

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Let me get this right.

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Celtic, SPL champions,

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have got nae chance against Hibs, a bunch of fannies frae Edinburgh.

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Piss off.

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Eyes on!

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You know Celtics are without Hooper?

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-Whit?

-Thigh strain.

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My nephew sent me text message. He is taxi driver in Hamilton.

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-Your nephew lives in Scotland?

-He says it's a real dump.

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HELICOPTER WHIRRING

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CHATTER ON RADIO

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Ugh. Have you set the suit to gas mark six, Millsy?

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Er...what?

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I'm implying the suit is an oven, Millsy. It's buggered.

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Orders from the SAT. Wear the suit as often as practical. It's safer.

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Oh, so, it's safer for me to pass out face first into a boatload of explosives?

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I don't get it. I fixed this. And I put new batteries in. It should be working.

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-No shit.

-You need bomb suit?

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Yes, I do, Faruq. Although, ideally, not one made by the Soviets in 1981.

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Oh.

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-I have ordered a replacement, boss.

-Well, where is it?

-My request

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-has been approved.

-So, some blanket stacker has a piece of paper,

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saying that he approves of your piece of paper? Order...it...again.

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And again. And again.

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Until someone finally delivers it.

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-Boss.

-OK. Now, my duties are running clear, Millsy.

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Ah. Time to take me out of the oven.

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-TV:

-Celtic obviously the favourites here, John...

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COMMENTARY CONTINUES

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Sit down! SHOUTING

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COMMENTARY CONTINUES

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I'll never forget the first time my dad took me to see Hibs at Easter Road. I was ten.

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Best meat pie of my life.

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Aye. Hibs should pack in the fitba and enter fuckin' MasterChef.

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SOLDIERS: Aw...!

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No football today.

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SOLDIERS: Ah!

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Record it and watch it tomorrow.

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You're going to be busy with Captain Softly

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preparing for a midnight raid on a bomb factory in Nowabad.

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So, that should be exciting. Plans going up on the screen now.

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Excellent.

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Over to you, Recce Platoon Commander...Captain Softly.

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-SCOTTISH ACCENT:

-Hello, cunts!

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CHEERING

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We've recced a compound in Nowabad

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where those twisted fuckers make IEDs.

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So we thought we'd pop back with our friends

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and tear Terence Taliban a new one.

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Now, there are two ways we can go in.

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Option one, knock on the door and pretend to be Jehovah's Witnesses.

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Or option two, blow the gates, pile in,

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chuck a few grenades around, brass the fuckers up.

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Hands up for option one?

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Option two it is.

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So, at 2300, transport will drop 1 Platoon and Bluestone 42 here.

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Alpha and Bravo sections will secure the outer area,

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shooting anything that moves,

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while Captain Medhurst blows the gates to fuckington come.

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Charlie section will secure the outer compound

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then 2 Platoon will enter the building and clear it room by room.

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Do not touch a fucking thing unless Bluestone 42 say you can.

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Unless you fancy losing a fucking leg.

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At which point your military career will be over.

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Although on the plus side you might be able to start for Hibs.

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-Oi!

-LAUGHTER

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Any questions? Good.

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We leave at 2100.

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Colonel?

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Thank you, Captain Softly.

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So, go over the plan in your teams

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and remember, what's the first rule of a daring midnight raid?

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Surprise!

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Ah...

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So we detonate the explosive on the gates.

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Cheers, Millsy.

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We stay out of 2 Platoon's way. They pile through.

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-Then we bimble in, take a shufty.

-We expecting much resistance?

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About as much as I'd expect from Rocket's mum after a couple of lagers.

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We're hoping to catch Terry Taliban in his pyjamas,

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rather than having some friends around for a who's-got-the-biggest-gun party.

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If you are feeling nervous, go and see the Padre.

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Door's always open, guys, OK?

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Post. Blueys for Mac and Rocket.

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-That's a parcel for you.

-Thanks.

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This one's from HQ. And a parcel for me.

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-All right for some.

-No, not really. I think it's from my dad.

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Yep. "Dear Mary,

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"can never remember whether you love cashews or are very allergic."

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-Very allergic, Dad.

-Coincidentally, I absolutely love cashews.

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And I'm adorable and about to raid a bomb factory.

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Every time I put one in my mouth, I shall think of you.

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OK, everyone, listen up.

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In other news, a new campaign has been launched

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to release the Danish aid worker Astrid Nygaard...

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-Gleaming!

-Ooh, yeah.

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Now, remember we have talked about appropriate responses to this.

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She is a Taliban hostage. There's a time and a place.

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-Is there a photie?

-Hell, yeah! And it's another hot one.

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-Ah, gies it.

-They're just very concerned for her wellbeing.

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I'm sure they'd be just as concerned if she wasn't...quite pretty.

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No, no. Sorry, no, no, that's mine. That's mine.

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What the fuck is this?

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"A Foot in Death's Door, A Memoir by Lance Corporal Simon Lansley."

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Yeah, OK. OK! I wrote a memoir.

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ALL: Ooh!

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All right! Let's get all the jokes out of the way.

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Don't have time, Simon. Could take all day.

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-There's the first.

-"From a young age, I'd always wanted to be a soldier.

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"Focused, trained, uninformed."

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Uniformed. That should say uniformed.

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-"The Corporal protested angrily."

-Piss off, Mac!

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He barked, still annoyed at his rubbish spelling.

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Guys, leave him alone. What did they say?

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"Thank you for sending us A Foot In Death's Door, which we enjoyed reading.

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"Unfortunate...unfortunately we didn't..."

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Find it quite distinctive enough to stand out in a competitive market.

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It's a standard rejection. I used to work in publishing before I was a Padre.

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At least I got off my arse and tried to get a book deal.

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-I tried to get a book deal once.

-Yeah? What happened?

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-I got a book deal.

-What?

-Did you?

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Yeah, spent the advance, forgot to write the book.

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-Millsy, do you want to write a book?

-When do you need it by, boss?

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-No offence, Nick, but how did you get a book deal?

-Er...he has been in the papers.

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But mainly cos that journo at the Express

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-is obsessed with him.

-HQ keep feeding her stories, so...

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Yeah, you know, the double-page spread, Nick "Ten bombs in one day" Medhurst.

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-Which is factually accurate.

-You know what's next?

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Ten bombs in one day. Ten times in one night.

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-OTHERS: Wa-hey!

-Yeah, OK, look. I'm...I'm definitely

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not going to sleep with her again, OK?

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Not that I ever have.

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Not...ten times, anyway.

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Although, obviously, I could have managed that.

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-If I'd wanted to.

-For heaven's sake!

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Which is all in the past.

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So, let's prepare for tonight's raid, then. Good meeting, everyone!

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Mary! Look, I didn't want to sleep with that journalist.

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Oh, she forced you? Nick, it's fine. Do what you like.

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You seem to think of me as some sort of unfettered Lothario.

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Oh, do I? Thanks for the briefing, Captain.

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If I was, I'd be sleeping with Bird.

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And you. And Millsy too, probably,

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who I'm sure would be... very accommodating.

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I am surprised you haven't already slept with Bird.

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You've slept with Bird.

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Well, we were training. We got it out of the way so we could be friends.

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And I am more than happy to get it out of the way with you

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so that we can have the friendship that you seem to crave.

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Crave? That's a bit strong. Tolerate, maybe.

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-What?

-A quick word with the Padre, in private?

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Fine. I can tell when I'm not wanted.

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Oh, I don't think that's true.

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I didn't know you were in publishing. Would you have a quick look at my book for me?

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All you need to know is that it's not just about the book. You need a hook.

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A hook?

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Like Abu Hamza?

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No, as in something particular about you.

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Like, um...like Nick is "the ten bombs guy".

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-Ah.

-And it's also about the look.

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So, if you have a hook and a good look, you've got a book.

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A hook, a look and a book.

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Have a quick read of it anyway, will you, Padre? Cheers.

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-All set for tonight?

-Yup. Think so. Yup.

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Er...what did you order those for?

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Well, he told me to keep ordering it, so...

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No, that's an old-style suit. No air con.

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Standard issue for Northern Ireland.

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Capable of withstanding petrol bombs and permanent drizzle.

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I'm going to get creased again. I filled out the form on the computer.

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Er...! Rule one. Don't fill out the form.

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Call them up and say you're with Counter-IED.

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-They'll tell you to fill in a form.

-Right, so I fill out the form.

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Er...! You've already forgot rule one, don't fill out the form.

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All right. Don't get cross.

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Rule two, get cross, and then ask for their name.

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-That usually shits them up.

-All right.

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-Rule two, get cross, get their name. Rule three?

-Put the kettle on.

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-What, after I get their name?

-No. Now. Milk.

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One sugar.

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Oh. Aha! I get it.

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New bomb suits?

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Well, old bomb suits. New old bomb suits. They're not required.

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I mean, we do require some suits, but those aren't the suits you're looking for.

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Are you trying to do a Jedi mind trick on me?

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Oh. Ha!

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Listen, Bird,

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how am I going to prove to Mary that I'm not only interested in one thing?

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-Stop trying to have sex with her.

-Yeah, but if I do that,

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-how am I going to get to have sex with her?

-Mm, the eternal conundrum.

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Oof.

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OK, guys! So, you know how Nick is the "ten bombs guy", right?

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Well, Mary says I need a hook.

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Er...for my book.

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A short punchy description about me.

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So...?

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-I do not think this will end well.

-No.

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How about Lance Corporal Lansley, "not officer material"...

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OTHERS SNORT "Sandhurst."

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That wasn't Sandhurst, actually.

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That was Captain Glover in my regiment said that about me.

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That's all right, then.

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Lance Corporal Lansley, five foot seven!

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CHUCKLES

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Lance Corporal Lansley, first-class fuckwit.

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-LAUGHTER

-I don't know why I said anything.

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I was quite surprised.

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CRUNCHING

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CLICK

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WHISPERS

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Honey! I'm home!

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GUNSHOTS

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GUNFIRE

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PANTING

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GUNFIRE

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PANTING

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GUNFIRE

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SHOUTS

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I've got this! You crack on!

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GUNFIRE

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-Rocket, get a medic!

-Yeah.

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Mac, watch the door.

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Thank God.

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-Are you Astrid Nygaard?

-No, I'm the Little fucking Mermaid.

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-What?

-Yes, I'm Astrid Nygaard!

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-What?

-Medic coming.

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-Is she the Danish bird?

-Aye.

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SHOUTING OUTSIDE Fucking hell! She is hot.

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Super-fucking-hot. I mean, she is gorgeous.

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Thank you very much.

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-You speak English?

-Of course!

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Shit. Oh! If you know the results of Hibs-Celtic, don't tell us!

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Let's go. I found the hostage, everyone!

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I found the hostage! Medic!

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Simon! What the hell were you doing

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-racing off like a lunatic when... Hello.

-It's you!

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From the newspaper. Ten bombs in a day.

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-Just doing my job.

-So brave!

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And even taller than I thought.

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Medic! Where's this medic?

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It's good to meet you, Captain.

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-Call me Nick.

-All right.

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-Come this way, please.

-Oh.

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-You're going to be fine, just fine.

-Thank you.

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What? Look, I have other interests, OK?

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Yeah, but one main one.

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Well done, everyone!

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Really good job, every...

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Move out.

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MARY: Well done. Oh, well done.

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I hear it was a success. Well done, guys. Where's the hostage?

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-I don't know. Why are you asking me?

-I thought that you...

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Look, I'm not going to sleep with her, OK? Jesus!

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Blimey.

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HELICOPTER WHIRRING

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-SIGHS:

-Huh!

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Hi, Nick.

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Oh.

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Hello.

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I wanted to, um...thank you properly for rescuing me.

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Actually, er... Simon rescued you, so...

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Yes, but I did not have his picture on my office wall.

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Well, as Simon's commanding officer, I...

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..suppose it was me, in a way,

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that...rescued you.

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Yes.

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Cashew nut?

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You're not as sexually confident as I expected, Nick.

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Er...bloody am, actually. It's...

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Hey.

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OK.

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PANTING AND GRUNTING

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Sorry. Er...fiddly.

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Um...help yourself to a nut.

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-SHE CHUCKLES

-Somebody likes you. Who sent these?

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Oh, they're from...

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Actually, they're from the Padre.

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-Best Padre ever.

-Yeah.

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Um...

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Sorry, maybe this isn't a good idea.

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You're kidding, right?

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We're only interested in one thing, aren't we?

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Actually, I'm not...actually.

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Good. Sure, you're deep and meaningful.

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Now can you please have sex with me?

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You have got to be fucking joking. This is your only chance.

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-I know. Tomorrow you'll be gone, and...

-No, tomorrow I'll be famous.

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Hot hostage who got rescued? I'll be on chat shows.

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Denmark only has one chat show, but I will be on it. A lot.

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Sorry.

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My mother was right. British guys are fucking weird.

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-Come on, then.

-Nick?

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A word, please.

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I'm very disappointed in you.

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Astrid was in a really vulnerable position

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and to take advantage of that is just... Well, it's wrong, actually.

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Bit sexist to assume it was Nick who took advantage of her.

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Well, was Nick emotionally vulnerable after being kidnapped by the Taliban?

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-Not really.

-He could hardly say no, could he?

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She'd been imprisoned for two months.

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She must have been desperate. No offence.

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He could have exercised some self-control.

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Why do you care? Oh! Do you want to sleep with Nick?

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I'm the Padre. It would be totally preposterous.

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-Do you want to sleep with him?

-No.

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-I have a duty of care to Astrid.

-You're jealous.

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-No, I'm not.

-Are so.

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I'm not going to resort to, "No, you're not, yes, you are" with you.

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-Yeah, you are.

-No, I'm not.

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-See?

-Look. This isn't really your business, so...

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-Fine.

-Fine.

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-I didn't sleep with her.

-BOTH: What?

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-I saw her leaving your quarters.

-She was up for it.

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-I said no.

-Bollocks.

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Nick, it's not the sex that I disapprove of. It's the lying.

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-A minute ago it was the sex.

-Yeah, it is the sex too.

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But lying is cowardly and it's wrong.

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I'm not impressed, Nick. Badly done.

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-Ooh! Hey, Mary! Did you hear?

-Oh, yes, I did, Simon.

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Well done. You've got your hook.

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Yeah. I'm the hot-Danish-aid-worker-rescuing lance corporal guy. Bang, bang!

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-Sorry.

-Snappy.

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-Oh, dear.

-I don't understand.

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9381.

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9...831. Oh, no.

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Rule four, attention to detail.

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Rule five, put the kettle on again.

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-Ooh, nice one.

-No. Piss off, Bird!

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And you, Simon. I'm tired of being pushed around.

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This is good, Millsy. Rule two, get cross.

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Now, get on the phone to the QM and imagine the guy on the other end

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just nicked all the A's from your Scrabble set.

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All nine of them?

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Well, who would do that?

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BEEPING

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Hello?

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Hi. Yeah.

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Yeah, I'm really pissed off!

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Yeah. Lives are at stake here!

0:18:090:18:11

I want action and I want it now.

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Yeah, yeah, sure, I'll hold.

0:18:140:18:16

That's good, Simon, but braver.

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-Yeah?

-Braver.

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Braver! Ignore that.

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Just keep looking at me, smile and look brave.

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Like you're going to kill me. You're going to kill me! Grr!

0:18:290:18:33

Yeah, now left a bit. That is good, Simon.

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Keep looking at me.

0:18:360:18:38

Yeah, that is good. That is good, Simon.

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-Yeah?

-Brilliant.

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Chin up.

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Oh, that is... Phew.

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-A few more.

-You've got to have the shot by now.

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Come on! Come on, it's boiling!

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-OK, we're done.

-Right.

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They're in there. Oh, yes.

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Yes. Yes, yes, yes, yes.

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-They're basically all the same after that.

-Cool.

0:19:010:19:04

Could you pick out the best one and just mock it up for me?

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-With pleasure.

-Bird, you are the best!

0:19:070:19:09

Ho-ho! Hook! Tick! Look! Tick! I am sorted.

0:19:090:19:13

Bird? Is he coming back?

0:19:180:19:21

Why? Are you avoiding him?

0:19:210:19:22

-I've just spent the morning trying to read his book.

-And?

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It's very detailed. It gives a really strong sense of who Simon is.

0:19:250:19:28

Ooh, that bad?

0:19:280:19:30

Yeah, it's a bad book. Mm-hm. It's an anti-book.

0:19:300:19:33

But it doesn't matter, does it?

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Because he's already got the hook and the look.

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Yeah, it's not like he's gonna want any kind of validation

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from an authority figure.

0:19:390:19:41

Oh, no.

0:19:410:19:42

Do I have to tell the truth?

0:19:420:19:45

Hang on, what was it you said about lying? Oh, yeah, that it's cowardly and wrong.

0:19:450:19:48

Yes. Very good.

0:19:480:19:50

-But he's not going to make you swear on the Bible, is he?

-We're off.

0:19:500:19:52

-Transport in ten.

-Yeah, hang on.

-Come on, Bird! Move your arse!

0:19:520:19:56

Shit. I think I've broken Millsy.

0:19:560:19:59

Right.

0:20:080:20:09

Time to take a dekko at the bomb.

0:20:090:20:11

Boss, there's a new suit.

0:20:110:20:12

MAN SPEAKING ON RADIO

0:20:120:20:15

Well, it appears to have a very effective cloaking device.

0:20:170:20:20

Look, that'll be it now.

0:20:200:20:21

So, a point's a point.

0:20:260:20:29

Just stop fucking gloating about the fucking fitba!

0:20:290:20:32

-It's not like Hibs won!

-Nil-nil.

0:20:320:20:34

-Respectable result...for Celtic.

-We didnae have

0:20:340:20:37

our best striker. And that sending off...

0:20:370:20:38

OK, you two, settle this when you get back. Play tiddlywinks or something.

0:20:380:20:41

As long as Mac gets one less wink.

0:20:410:20:43

-It was never a red card!

-Eyes on!

0:20:430:20:45

I'm impressed. Still not going to wear it.

0:20:470:20:51

-But nice work, Millsy.

-Boss, just wear the fucking suit.

0:20:510:20:53

For me?

0:20:570:20:58

-Fine.

-Yes!

0:20:580:21:01

-KNOCKS

-Hello?

-Oh, hello.

0:21:010:21:04

-You're still with us.

-Yes, transport problems.

0:21:040:21:07

Listen, I... I need to talk to you about Nick.

0:21:070:21:10

Yes, I thought this might happen.

0:21:100:21:12

Sadly, Nick is only interested in one thing.

0:21:120:21:16

So, why won't he sleep with me?

0:21:160:21:17

What? You didn't?

0:21:170:21:20

He said it wasn't a good idea. Bullshit! It was a great idea.

0:21:200:21:23

-Was it? Really?

-I haven't had sex in two months!

0:21:230:21:25

No, well, the thing about Nick is, he...

0:21:250:21:28

Oh, I see. Oh, you and him, you're fucking?

0:21:280:21:31

Oh, no. No, no, no, no.

0:21:310:21:34

Can you imagine?

0:21:340:21:37

-I'm not...

-So, what's his problem?

0:21:370:21:39

OK, I'm stuck here for another 18 hours,

0:21:390:21:41

so you can tell Nick from me that he should...pull out his finger.

0:21:410:21:45

-Right. I'll pass that on.

-Great.

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Or not.

0:21:510:21:52

It's a tricky one, Millsy.

0:21:570:21:59

I think we're gonna need to break out the old flying scalpel.

0:21:590:22:02

And how's the suit for you there, boss?

0:22:020:22:03

I'm only wearing it for you, Millsy.

0:22:030:22:05

Personally, I think my bum looks big in it, but...

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-MILLSY: Shit!

-Hello, Diamond 21!

0:22:120:22:14

This is Bluestone 42. Contact IED. Wait out!

0:22:140:22:17

-Boss!

-Everyone all right?

0:22:170:22:19

Yeah.

0:22:190:22:20

GROANS

0:22:200:22:22

Boss!

0:22:220:22:23

Oh.

0:22:230:22:24

Ow! Fuck!

0:22:240:22:27

-Boss, are you all right?

-Millsy?

0:22:270:22:30

Check my balls.

0:22:300:22:31

-What?

-Check my balls.

0:22:310:22:34

Everybody, help!

0:22:410:22:43

Millsy's totally touching my balls!

0:22:430:22:46

LAUGHTER

0:22:460:22:49

-I'm glad you're OK, boss.

-Oh, God.

0:22:490:22:52

Make me a brew and ask me again.

0:22:520:22:53

Make it yourself! I've been on the phone all day

0:22:530:22:56

-trying to get the bloody suit that just literally saved your arse!

-Yeah.

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Yeah, when you put it like that...

0:23:020:23:03

..we probably should get Bird to make it.

0:23:040:23:06

It's OK, boss, it's my job. I know how you like it.

0:23:060:23:10

-Lance Corporal Lansley, can I have a word?

-Sir?

0:23:180:23:22

Congratulations on your rescue of that Danish girl. Very good. Very good indeed.

0:23:240:23:28

-Just doing my job, sir.

-Yeah.

0:23:280:23:29

-We're going to say that Nick did it.

-Sir?

0:23:290:23:32

We're going to say that Nick rescued the hostage.

0:23:320:23:34

Yeah, the PR monkeys want to throw this to that woman

0:23:340:23:37

at the Express he shagged.

0:23:370:23:38

CHUCKLES

0:23:380:23:40

Good for the team.

0:23:400:23:42

You know the best soldiers are the ones that go unnoticed.

0:23:430:23:45

Like waiters.

0:23:450:23:47

Till they kick the doors down and shoot everyone.

0:23:470:23:50

Unlike waiters.

0:23:500:23:51

You follow?

0:23:530:23:54

I think so, sir.

0:23:550:23:57

Good man. Carry on.

0:23:570:23:58

Jesus... Padre?

0:24:150:24:17

Oh, Simon. Yes. I heard about that IED. Is Nick OK?

0:24:170:24:21

-Cos I should probably go...

-He's fine. Nick's always fine.

0:24:210:24:24

-Well, he might be...

-We're all fine!

0:24:240:24:26

If you could just let me know about the book.

0:24:260:24:28

And don't beat around the bush. I've been shot at. I can take it.

0:24:280:24:32

Well...well, it's certainly...

0:24:330:24:37

Bird said this might happen.

0:24:370:24:39

Tell me the truth. It's terrible, isn't it?

0:24:450:24:48

Yes, Simon.

0:24:480:24:51

Truly terrible.

0:24:510:24:52

I didn't expect you to agree with me!

0:24:520:24:54

You're supposed to say, "No, Simon, it's not terrible!"

0:24:540:24:57

Bloody hell, Padre! You're supposed to be keeping up morale!

0:24:570:25:00

Simon, but it's fine, because you've still got your hook.

0:25:000:25:02

No, I've lost my hook. They're going to say that Nick rescued Astrid.

0:25:020:25:06

Oh, shit.

0:25:060:25:07

-Sorry.

-All I have is my look.

0:25:070:25:09

Thanks, Padre.

0:25:100:25:13

Fucking hell.

0:25:240:25:27

Nick, can I come in? I owe you an apology.

0:25:430:25:46

Stay there.

0:25:460:25:47

It's fine, really. See you later.

0:25:490:25:52

No, no, it's not fine, because I didn't trust you and I should have.

0:25:520:25:56

Hi, Mary! Thanks for passing on my message.

0:25:560:25:59

Best Padre ever.

0:25:590:26:00

He really pulled out his finger.

0:26:000:26:03

I was just...debriefing her.

0:26:040:26:07

-Oh! That reminds me.

-Oh...

0:26:070:26:10

Nick, I really wanted to believe that you were better than this.

0:26:110:26:14

Yeah, but you didn't, did you?

0:26:140:26:15

So I thought I might as well just go ahead

0:26:150:26:17

and do all the things you accused me of.

0:26:170:26:18

And some other things that Astrid thought of.

0:26:180:26:21

Right!

0:26:210:26:22

Boss, game on! We're playing a decider. Hibs-Celtic.

0:26:240:26:27

Full-contact power football extreme!

0:26:270:26:30

-WHISTLE BLOWS

-Gentlemen!

0:26:330:26:35

Lady. Welcome to the inaugural game of power football extreme!

0:26:350:26:41

CHEERING

0:26:410:26:44

Hibs versus Celtics!

0:26:440:26:46

Celtic will kick off.

0:26:500:26:52

WHISTLE BLOWS

0:26:520:26:53

SHOUTING

0:26:530:26:56

# Deep in the castle and back from the wars

0:26:560:26:58

# Back with my lady and the fire burned tall

0:26:580:27:01

# "Hurrah!" went the men down below

0:27:010:27:04

# All outside was the rain and snow

0:27:040:27:07

# Hear their shout, hear their roar

0:27:070:27:10

# They've probably all had a barrel and much much more

0:27:100:27:15

# Hurrah, hurrah, hurrah, yeah... #

0:27:150:27:17

Come on!

0:27:190:27:22

# Hurrah, hurrah, hurrah, yeah

0:27:270:27:29

# Hurrah, hurrah, hurrah

0:27:290:27:31

# Yeah, yeah, yeah

0:27:310:27:35

# Hurrah, hurrah, hurrah, yeah... #

0:27:350:27:38

WHISTLE BLOWS # Over the hills went the swords

0:27:380:27:40

# Of a thousand men... #

0:27:400:27:43

GROWLING

0:27:440:27:47

SNIGGERS

0:27:480:27:50

Ref!

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