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'This programme contains very strong language.' | 0:00:02 | 0:00:07 | |
-Rat duty. -Ratageddon. -OK. I've got seven job reports to get off to WIS, | 0:00:07 | 0:00:10 | |
so can we skip the discussion and just slaughter the rodents? | 0:00:10 | 0:00:13 | |
The disgusting, diseased rodents with their scaly tales. Eugh! | 0:00:13 | 0:00:17 | |
We're going to shoot us some vermin! | 0:00:18 | 0:00:21 | |
I don't want to. Rats are sweet wee things. | 0:00:21 | 0:00:24 | |
Well, how about taking one for the team and just getting on with it. | 0:00:24 | 0:00:27 | |
Nah! I'm not getting involved. Let's just do this. | 0:00:27 | 0:00:29 | |
You go and do your job reports, boss, I've got this. | 0:00:29 | 0:00:32 | |
Unfortunately, I have to supervise because, after the last rat shoot, | 0:00:32 | 0:00:35 | |
you all ended up on the notice board as CQ's Twats of The Week. | 0:00:35 | 0:00:38 | |
-That was harsh. -You shot up two quad bikes! | 0:00:38 | 0:00:41 | |
-The Verminator will not be stopped. -Towerblock? | 0:00:41 | 0:00:44 | |
OK! Let's do this. | 0:00:44 | 0:00:45 | |
-Whoa! -Bit unnecessary! | 0:00:45 | 0:00:48 | |
-Let battle commence. -I want a combat shotgun. | 0:00:49 | 0:00:52 | |
-Can we start? -I'm not starting unless I've got a combat shotgun. | 0:00:52 | 0:00:55 | |
Towerblock, just give me a combat shotgun. | 0:00:55 | 0:00:57 | |
Borrowing this cost me a packet of Hobnobs. | 0:00:57 | 0:00:59 | |
Oh, my God, it's like running a creche. Start, please, now! | 0:00:59 | 0:01:03 | |
-I refuse to shoot a rat. -Oh, grow a pair, will you? | 0:01:03 | 0:01:06 | |
Can we have no more interruptions! PLEASE! | 0:01:06 | 0:01:09 | |
-Mind if I join? -Aa-a-agh! Yes, certainly, sir. | 0:01:09 | 0:01:12 | |
-Rats! Exciting. -Everyone ready? | 0:01:12 | 0:01:14 | |
No! | 0:01:31 | 0:01:33 | |
-He's not in his quarters. -Not in the cookhouse. | 0:03:28 | 0:03:30 | |
-Comms room? -I looked there. -Maybe he killed himself. -What? | 0:03:30 | 0:03:33 | |
I'm just saying it's a depressing job, he has the means | 0:03:33 | 0:03:36 | |
and, let's be honest, we've all... Ah, boss! Good to see you. | 0:03:36 | 0:03:41 | |
Boss, message from WIS. | 0:03:41 | 0:03:42 | |
-Where were you? -Ammo store. -I looked there. | 0:03:43 | 0:03:47 | |
Yes, I was in the other ammo store. | 0:03:47 | 0:03:49 | |
There's another ammo store? | 0:03:49 | 0:03:51 | |
Yeah, well, I mean, I was taking a shit. | 0:03:51 | 0:03:52 | |
You never heard it called the ammo store before? | 0:03:52 | 0:03:55 | |
-Good name! -Does everyone call it that? | 0:03:55 | 0:03:57 | |
Boss. They said it was urgent. | 0:03:57 | 0:03:59 | |
-Bloody hell. -What is it? | 0:03:59 | 0:04:01 | |
-Our bomber got someone. -Who? -Shit! | 0:04:01 | 0:04:04 | |
Hit a close protection unit in Red Three One. One fatality. | 0:04:04 | 0:04:07 | |
-Fuck! -Secondary in the ICP. Low metal. Same orange wire. | 0:04:07 | 0:04:14 | |
This could have been us. | 0:04:14 | 0:04:16 | |
Shit. What a waste. It could've been Simon. | 0:04:16 | 0:04:20 | |
-Bloody hell, Mac! -Too much? | 0:04:21 | 0:04:24 | |
Thanks for this, Bird. I'm going to get on with these forensics. | 0:04:24 | 0:04:27 | |
Boss, if you need us... | 0:04:27 | 0:04:29 | |
Post? | 0:04:31 | 0:04:32 | |
Success with the rats? | 0:04:34 | 0:04:35 | |
It was fucking mint. Rat bits everywhere! | 0:04:35 | 0:04:38 | |
Aye. Rocket just stood there like a lemon! | 0:04:38 | 0:04:41 | |
Rats are cute wee things! | 0:04:41 | 0:04:42 | |
Are they fuck. Your mum is a cute wee thing. | 0:04:42 | 0:04:45 | |
-Rats are furry and stupid. -That's no fair. | 0:04:45 | 0:04:48 | |
No. They're vicious little bastards with their evil little pink eyes | 0:04:48 | 0:04:51 | |
and... bleurgh. | 0:04:51 | 0:04:53 | |
Ha-ha! My da's got a new girlfriend. The old dog! | 0:04:53 | 0:04:56 | |
-I bet she is. -Aye. Probably some rough old tart from Greenock. | 0:04:56 | 0:05:00 | |
Oh, no, no, no, no, no, she's quite pretty, actually. | 0:05:00 | 0:05:03 | |
What do we think, guys? | 0:05:03 | 0:05:05 | |
What the fuck? Give it back! | 0:05:05 | 0:05:08 | |
Is everything all right? | 0:05:08 | 0:05:09 | |
It's Lorna fucking Monroe! | 0:05:09 | 0:05:11 | |
Are you crying? | 0:05:13 | 0:05:14 | |
She was the year above me in high school. | 0:05:14 | 0:05:17 | |
What? Your dad's going out with your high school girlfriend? | 0:05:17 | 0:05:20 | |
-Hoh! Hoh! -She was never my girlfriend. | 0:05:20 | 0:05:24 | |
I had a photo of her on my bedroom wall. | 0:05:24 | 0:05:26 | |
Every day, I'd come home and look at it and I'd tug one off. | 0:05:26 | 0:05:33 | |
Oh! Everyone! Look! Look! He's totally crying! | 0:05:33 | 0:05:37 | |
This isn't funny, Simon. | 0:05:37 | 0:05:38 | |
Poor wee Mac, weeping like a lassie! | 0:05:38 | 0:05:43 | |
-All right, Simon. -Fuck you. Fuck all of you. | 0:05:43 | 0:05:46 | |
And especially, fuck you! | 0:05:46 | 0:05:49 | |
Good team work, guys! Supportive. | 0:05:50 | 0:05:52 | |
Good talking down to us, Mary. Annoying. | 0:05:54 | 0:05:56 | |
Oh. Hello, sir. | 0:06:08 | 0:06:10 | |
Nick. So, you've discovered my little sun trap. | 0:06:10 | 0:06:12 | |
Your little... It's just when I came up, there was | 0:06:12 | 0:06:15 | |
-nothing and now there are... -Tulips? | 0:06:15 | 0:06:18 | |
Yeah, I was just hoping this would be a handy little corner | 0:06:18 | 0:06:21 | |
to get away from my team, you know? | 0:06:21 | 0:06:22 | |
If you'd like me to water those for you so you can get on with... | 0:06:22 | 0:06:25 | |
No. Rather enjoy giving my girls a shower. Relaxing. | 0:06:25 | 0:06:28 | |
Yeah, it's just I really wanted to get this forensic profile done. | 0:06:30 | 0:06:35 | |
-In the quiet. -You find tulips noisy? | 0:06:37 | 0:06:41 | |
-How eccentric! -No, I mean... | 0:06:41 | 0:06:42 | |
Anyway, would you mind looking after my chair? | 0:06:42 | 0:06:44 | |
I need to visit the ammo store. | 0:06:44 | 0:06:47 | |
-Your chair? -If you wouldn't mind. | 0:06:47 | 0:06:49 | |
Eh... Mac, I've got something to show you. | 0:06:59 | 0:07:01 | |
Is he still in a mood about Lorna? | 0:07:04 | 0:07:06 | |
She's no longer the girl I fell in love with, | 0:07:08 | 0:07:10 | |
and I have to accept that. | 0:07:10 | 0:07:12 | |
It's that arsehole, Simon. | 0:07:13 | 0:07:15 | |
I've got something that'll cheer you up. | 0:07:18 | 0:07:21 | |
-You've killed him? -No. | 0:07:21 | 0:07:23 | |
Won't cheer me up, then. | 0:07:24 | 0:07:26 | |
-What's this thing? -Nothing. | 0:07:26 | 0:07:29 | |
Show me, or I'll take a dump in your doss bag. | 0:07:29 | 0:07:32 | |
OK. | 0:07:35 | 0:07:37 | |
-So what is it, then? -Sh! | 0:07:46 | 0:07:48 | |
Sweet! | 0:07:54 | 0:07:56 | |
No! I saved it! As a pet. | 0:07:56 | 0:07:59 | |
He's called Smokey. | 0:08:00 | 0:08:02 | |
-A pet? Hang on, didn't you have a cat called Smokey? -Aye. | 0:08:02 | 0:08:06 | |
We called him that, cos me and my brother tried to make him smoke. | 0:08:06 | 0:08:09 | |
You know, for the internet. | 0:08:09 | 0:08:11 | |
Oh, whatever. You're going to need a cage. | 0:08:11 | 0:08:15 | |
No. Animals should be allowed to roam free. | 0:08:15 | 0:08:18 | |
And to smoke, apparently. | 0:08:18 | 0:08:21 | |
I suppose it would be a nice cage. | 0:08:21 | 0:08:22 | |
With a play area and a water feature. | 0:08:22 | 0:08:25 | |
Come on, then. | 0:08:28 | 0:08:29 | |
Just thought this would be easier. | 0:08:45 | 0:08:47 | |
It doesn't look easier. | 0:08:47 | 0:08:48 | |
MUSIC PLAYS LOUDLY | 0:09:01 | 0:09:05 | |
We could teach him to beg! | 0:09:22 | 0:09:24 | |
When we had a dog, we tried to teach him how to beg. | 0:09:24 | 0:09:26 | |
-Let me guess what the dog was called. Smokey? -You knew him? | 0:09:26 | 0:09:30 | |
A lucky guess. How did you teach him to beg? | 0:09:30 | 0:09:35 | |
We just didnae feed him. But he never learnt. | 0:09:35 | 0:09:38 | |
Or he was too proud. And then he died. | 0:09:38 | 0:09:43 | |
Oi, you two, we've got... Aa-a-argh! Shit! | 0:09:43 | 0:09:46 | |
No! He's a pet. | 0:09:46 | 0:09:47 | |
A pet? Eugh! How can you? | 0:09:47 | 0:09:51 | |
With its scaly tail and tiny fucking hands. | 0:09:51 | 0:09:56 | |
I never thought you'd be afraid of rats. | 0:09:56 | 0:09:59 | |
I'm not! | 0:09:59 | 0:10:00 | |
-You so are! -No, I'm not. And we've got a shout on. | 0:10:01 | 0:10:04 | |
Move your arse! | 0:10:04 | 0:10:05 | |
You can't see anything with this shitty little drone. | 0:10:15 | 0:10:18 | |
I think it's cool. Give us a go. | 0:10:18 | 0:10:19 | |
Seriously? It's basically a kite with a webcam. | 0:10:19 | 0:10:24 | |
You want the Reaper drone? | 0:10:24 | 0:10:26 | |
Oh, Achmed! Ah! | 0:10:28 | 0:10:31 | |
-I can make some calls. -No, it's too low. Take it higher. | 0:10:35 | 0:10:38 | |
-Oh, are you worried you'll see a rat? -Fuck off, Towerblock! | 0:10:38 | 0:10:41 | |
It's all right. Loads of girls are scared of rats. | 0:10:41 | 0:10:44 | |
Yeah! You've really worked me out. Girly Bird. | 0:10:44 | 0:10:46 | |
-Scared of rats. -Your words, not mine. | 0:10:46 | 0:10:49 | |
I will shove that controller up your tiny... | 0:10:49 | 0:10:51 | |
-Children! Will you please...? -Boss, I don't like these atmospherics. | 0:10:51 | 0:10:54 | |
This terrain is ambush heaven. | 0:10:54 | 0:10:56 | |
Good. Working! Thank you. | 0:10:56 | 0:10:59 | |
So if anyone sees anything, anything, I want to know about it. | 0:10:59 | 0:11:03 | |
Towerblock? | 0:11:05 | 0:11:07 | |
There's a rock formation shaped like a cock and balls. | 0:11:07 | 0:11:12 | |
For fuck's sake, Corporal! I'm trying to... Yeah! Nice one. | 0:11:12 | 0:11:16 | |
-Right, I'm going down there. -Boss on the move! | 0:11:17 | 0:11:20 | |
The girl he once loved. In the arms of his father. | 0:11:25 | 0:11:29 | |
The father he once loved. | 0:11:29 | 0:11:31 | |
In the girl he once loved. | 0:11:33 | 0:11:36 | |
Sorry, sorry, shouldn't mock. You might cry again. | 0:11:36 | 0:11:39 | |
-I'm no' going to cry. -What again? | 0:11:39 | 0:11:41 | |
-Oh, Rocket. -Skip? | 0:11:43 | 0:11:44 | |
Could you fetch him a couple of Kleenexes? | 0:11:44 | 0:11:46 | |
One for when he wanks over Lorna, | 0:11:46 | 0:11:48 | |
and one for when he cries about it afterwards. | 0:11:48 | 0:11:50 | |
Fucking leave it out, skip! | 0:11:50 | 0:11:52 | |
Too much? Eh? Oh! | 0:11:52 | 0:11:53 | |
Just tell me you've slipped up. One fingerprint. | 0:11:58 | 0:12:02 | |
That's all I need. | 0:12:02 | 0:12:04 | |
-Boss? Boss! -Boss! | 0:12:06 | 0:12:11 | |
Two groups of fighting age males approaching from the west, boss. | 0:12:14 | 0:12:17 | |
-Sounds a bit warry. How long? -Eight to 12 minutes. | 0:12:17 | 0:12:20 | |
Shit! Towerblock, get the hook and line. Now. | 0:12:20 | 0:12:23 | |
Seriously, boss, in eight minutes? | 0:12:25 | 0:12:27 | |
Seriously, I would have had a lot longer to do this than eight minutes | 0:12:27 | 0:12:30 | |
if you two hadn't been pissing about with your kite. | 0:12:30 | 0:12:32 | |
Now will you let me get this thing out off the ground and maybe | 0:12:32 | 0:12:35 | |
we can nail the fucker that killed one of our guys yesterday. | 0:12:35 | 0:12:39 | |
Do it! | 0:12:48 | 0:12:51 | |
-How long? -Five to seven. | 0:12:56 | 0:12:57 | |
Maybe eight if they stop to admire the cock and balls. | 0:12:57 | 0:13:00 | |
-Hook and line, boss? -No, there's no time. | 0:13:00 | 0:13:02 | |
I'll get whatever there is out off the ground. | 0:13:02 | 0:13:04 | |
Get us a couple of evidence bags. | 0:13:04 | 0:13:05 | |
-Eyes on. -Three to five minutes, boss | 0:13:07 | 0:13:10 | |
Roger that. | 0:13:10 | 0:13:11 | |
Got it. Let's go. | 0:13:16 | 0:13:19 | |
Well done, team. Good work, everyone. | 0:13:20 | 0:13:25 | |
MUSIC PLAYS | 0:13:27 | 0:13:32 | |
COFFEE MAKER HISSES | 0:13:54 | 0:13:57 | |
-Sir? -Nick. -Sir, there's this persistent noise that... | 0:14:04 | 0:14:10 | |
Espresso! Wow! | 0:14:13 | 0:14:16 | |
Thought you'd be more surprised by the pizza oven. | 0:14:16 | 0:14:19 | |
-Hello? -Padre. | 0:14:25 | 0:14:27 | |
Mac. Is everything OK? | 0:14:27 | 0:14:30 | |
I know you've been getting a bit of stick off your team. | 0:14:30 | 0:14:34 | |
Aye. Especially Simon. Jesus, that guy is a cunt. | 0:14:34 | 0:14:39 | |
Oh, sorry, ma'am. Didn't mean to say Jesus. | 0:14:39 | 0:14:44 | |
That's all right. | 0:14:45 | 0:14:46 | |
Well, in Matthew's gospel, Jesus says, | 0:14:47 | 0:14:50 | |
"Why do you look at the speck of dust in your brother's eye | 0:14:50 | 0:14:53 | |
"when you have a plank in your own?" | 0:14:53 | 0:14:55 | |
Ah, right, got ya. You're saying Simon's a plank? | 0:14:56 | 0:15:01 | |
-No, I... -You're saying I'm a plank? -No, I'm... | 0:15:01 | 0:15:04 | |
Look, who's the plank in this scenario? | 0:15:04 | 0:15:06 | |
I'm saying you're a hypocrite! Sorry, it's just that | 0:15:06 | 0:15:09 | |
if you stopped ripping the piss out of everyone the whole time, | 0:15:09 | 0:15:13 | |
or even said sorry once in a while, they'd be easier on you! | 0:15:13 | 0:15:16 | |
So, I'm a plank. Fair enough. | 0:15:16 | 0:15:18 | |
Doesn't mean Simon's not a cunt. | 0:15:20 | 0:15:21 | |
Mmm. Leave it with me. | 0:15:21 | 0:15:25 | |
Any second now, Bird's going to shit herself like my one-year-old | 0:15:29 | 0:15:33 | |
after a bhuna. | 0:15:33 | 0:15:34 | |
Are you sure Smokey'll be all right in there? | 0:15:36 | 0:15:38 | |
Smokey will enjoy it. He's playing a trick on Bird. | 0:15:38 | 0:15:42 | |
-I dunno. -Rats have got a great sense of humour. | 0:15:45 | 0:15:48 | |
Knock, knock? | 0:15:54 | 0:15:56 | |
Is everything all right? | 0:15:56 | 0:15:59 | |
-Where is he? -Hmmm? -Smokey?! | 0:16:01 | 0:16:03 | |
What the fuck are you two playing at? | 0:16:03 | 0:16:06 | |
We put the rat in your tent to shit you up. | 0:16:06 | 0:16:08 | |
-Right. Well, I am going to... Aa-a-agh! -Smokey! | 0:16:08 | 0:16:12 | |
What! Thought that was... | 0:16:12 | 0:16:14 | |
Not scared, just surprised. | 0:16:15 | 0:16:17 | |
Shite! We've got to find him! | 0:16:17 | 0:16:21 | |
Too late, mate. If he's seen outside, he'll be toast. | 0:16:21 | 0:16:24 | |
-Thank fuck! -What? No! | 0:16:24 | 0:16:26 | |
-I never even taught him to smoke! -Oh, come on, Rocket. | 0:16:26 | 0:16:29 | |
He's my pet and you lost him! | 0:16:29 | 0:16:32 | |
-All right, we'll help you find him. -We? -Yeah. | 0:16:33 | 0:16:36 | |
-We, cos we're all team players. -Fuck off! | 0:16:36 | 0:16:39 | |
-You can fly the drone. -Fuck on. | 0:16:39 | 0:16:42 | |
Mac, I want to apologise. | 0:16:47 | 0:16:49 | |
Those things I said earlier... | 0:16:49 | 0:16:51 | |
-Out of line. -Aye. | 0:16:53 | 0:16:56 | |
I want to help you. So if you want to talk. | 0:16:56 | 0:16:59 | |
I know the trials of the heart are painful. | 0:17:03 | 0:17:06 | |
When Charlotte and I broke up, I'll be honest, I did shed a tear. | 0:17:06 | 0:17:11 | |
Aye. I remember. | 0:17:14 | 0:17:16 | |
I was with Charlotte for 14 years. | 0:17:18 | 0:17:20 | |
It would be weird if I hadn't cried. | 0:17:20 | 0:17:23 | |
-So I understand... -OK. Rewind. 14 years? | 0:17:23 | 0:17:27 | |
-Serious? -Yes. | 0:17:27 | 0:17:28 | |
So, Charlotte is the only woman you've ever slept with?! | 0:17:28 | 0:17:33 | |
Well, yes. | 0:17:33 | 0:17:37 | |
-What? -You're practically a virgin!! | 0:17:37 | 0:17:40 | |
No, because I slept with her a lot. Many, many times. | 0:17:40 | 0:17:46 | |
Well, once a week. Depending. | 0:17:46 | 0:17:48 | |
This is class. Simon, the virgin. | 0:17:48 | 0:17:51 | |
I was trying to be nice! Well, fuck you, Mac. | 0:17:51 | 0:17:57 | |
HE LAUGHS | 0:17:57 | 0:17:59 | |
Smokey. | 0:18:07 | 0:18:08 | |
Smokey. Smokey. Are you really going to be able to see Smokey with that? | 0:18:09 | 0:18:16 | |
No, but if she didn't get to use it, | 0:18:16 | 0:18:18 | |
she wouldn't have helped, being scared of rats and all. | 0:18:18 | 0:18:21 | |
Do you need this much height for pizza? | 0:18:25 | 0:18:27 | |
No. But you do if you also want to roast a chicken. | 0:18:27 | 0:18:29 | |
-Nice. -Very interesting dish, pizza. It's all about harmony. | 0:18:29 | 0:18:34 | |
Different ingredients working together. | 0:18:34 | 0:18:36 | |
A sort of culinary team, if you will. | 0:18:36 | 0:18:40 | |
-Sir. -And each of those ingredients vastly diminished on its own. | 0:18:40 | 0:18:45 | |
-Like I always say, there's no 'I' in pizza. -Erm... | 0:18:45 | 0:18:48 | |
Shit. They've spotted us. | 0:18:50 | 0:18:51 | |
Pair of bloody Ruperts with their own little private club. | 0:18:56 | 0:18:59 | |
But what about the rat? | 0:19:02 | 0:19:04 | |
Here he comes now. | 0:19:04 | 0:19:05 | |
Ah! Nick team player Medhurst. | 0:19:07 | 0:19:10 | |
That's my name. But with an insult in the middle. | 0:19:10 | 0:19:13 | |
Got a little VIP area, have you? | 0:19:13 | 0:19:14 | |
Just trying to get a bit of headspace so I can build up | 0:19:14 | 0:19:17 | |
a profile of this bomber. | 0:19:17 | 0:19:18 | |
Oh! And your team can't help you with that? | 0:19:18 | 0:19:21 | |
PHONE RINGS | 0:19:21 | 0:19:25 | |
Yep. Yep, OK. | 0:19:25 | 0:19:29 | |
Three devices a few hundred yards apart. | 0:19:29 | 0:19:32 | |
And there's a convoy coming through at 0900, so we need to move. | 0:19:32 | 0:19:35 | |
-OK. -Come on, then. Or have you got your own private bomb to defuse? | 0:19:35 | 0:19:41 | |
MUSIC PLAYS | 0:19:44 | 0:19:47 | |
OK, Towerblock, I want to get | 0:19:54 | 0:19:56 | |
all these devices out intact before the light goes. | 0:19:56 | 0:19:59 | |
-Get the hook and line ready. -Yes, boss. | 0:19:59 | 0:20:01 | |
So, Simon's a virgin? | 0:20:04 | 0:20:05 | |
-Basically, aye. -No. I have had sex many times with Charlotte. | 0:20:05 | 0:20:13 | |
We must have done it 600 times. Probably less than that. But, anyway. | 0:20:13 | 0:20:18 | |
See? Virgin. | 0:20:18 | 0:20:20 | |
Eyes on. | 0:20:20 | 0:20:21 | |
Hello, device number one. | 0:20:26 | 0:20:28 | |
I shall be your ATO for the afternoon. | 0:20:28 | 0:20:30 | |
-How long's he been down there? -90 minutes and counting. | 0:20:41 | 0:20:44 | |
-Shit. -OK, Towerblock, I think I've got all of the first device. | 0:20:44 | 0:20:47 | |
We'll hook and line it, then I'll go back for the other two. | 0:20:47 | 0:20:50 | |
Sunset's in half an hour, boss. | 0:20:52 | 0:20:54 | |
Maybe one's enough. | 0:21:00 | 0:21:02 | |
We'll blow the other two. | 0:21:03 | 0:21:05 | |
Working in the dark, or camping out. It's too dangerous. | 0:21:05 | 0:21:10 | |
You're my team, so I look after you. | 0:21:10 | 0:21:12 | |
No, boss. We're your team, we look after you. | 0:21:12 | 0:21:17 | |
-You sure? -Personally, nah. | 0:21:17 | 0:21:20 | |
But I signed a contract to look after some lanky posh twat. | 0:21:20 | 0:21:24 | |
So, might as well. | 0:21:24 | 0:21:27 | |
Yep. We can mitigate threats. I'll talk to the platoon commander. | 0:21:27 | 0:21:30 | |
If I don't have to go home to Mrs Faruq, that's good for me. | 0:21:30 | 0:21:33 | |
Happy to do it, boss. | 0:21:33 | 0:21:35 | |
No, sorry, I have got to get back to find Smokey. | 0:21:35 | 0:21:39 | |
OK, we'll camp out, and start up again at 0500, | 0:21:39 | 0:21:43 | |
that'll give me time before the convoy comes through. | 0:21:43 | 0:21:46 | |
Crack on. | 0:21:46 | 0:21:48 | |
MUSIC PLAYS | 0:21:50 | 0:21:52 | |
This makes a nice change, eh? Comrades together. Out here. | 0:22:05 | 0:22:12 | |
Sleeping under the stars. | 0:22:12 | 0:22:13 | |
Oh, look! Shooting star. Make a wish. | 0:22:17 | 0:22:20 | |
SOUNDS OF GUNFIRE | 0:22:20 | 0:22:21 | |
Oh, shit! | 0:22:21 | 0:22:23 | |
Which dickwad wished for that? | 0:22:23 | 0:22:25 | |
Jesus! | 0:22:25 | 0:22:26 | |
Boss, I want you, Bird and Towerblock in cover. | 0:22:28 | 0:22:32 | |
-I'm here, I can... -Boss, you do the bombs, we do this. | 0:22:32 | 0:22:36 | |
Copy that. | 0:22:48 | 0:22:51 | |
Three hostiles approaching along tree line. | 0:22:51 | 0:22:53 | |
200m. 150m. | 0:22:53 | 0:22:57 | |
-Think I've got one skip. -Yep! | 0:22:58 | 0:23:00 | |
-No. -100 metres. Fix bayonets. | 0:23:04 | 0:23:09 | |
-Serious? -Yep! Let's go and find them. | 0:23:09 | 0:23:12 | |
God, I'm knackered. Never slept all night in a Mastiff before. | 0:23:27 | 0:23:32 | |
I'd say the same, if I'd actually got any sleep. | 0:23:32 | 0:23:34 | |
I'm sorry, lads, I know it was a rough night for you. | 0:23:38 | 0:23:42 | |
You could say that. It was pretty full-on, wasn't it? | 0:23:42 | 0:23:46 | |
Fucking was. Aye. | 0:23:46 | 0:23:47 | |
I was shitting myself. | 0:23:49 | 0:23:50 | |
The whole time I was thinking, if I die, who'll look after Smokey? | 0:23:50 | 0:23:55 | |
Right, that's number three. Let's go home. | 0:23:55 | 0:23:58 | |
MUSIC PLAYS | 0:23:59 | 0:24:03 | |
-Has Medhurst disappeared again? -Don't believe this. | 0:24:11 | 0:24:14 | |
After all that, he's gone off to his bloody officer's mess! | 0:24:14 | 0:24:18 | |
-We need to find my pet. -Argh! -Come on, Bird! | 0:24:18 | 0:24:21 | |
You know what? No. OK, I'm afraid of rats. | 0:24:21 | 0:24:24 | |
You want to know why? | 0:24:26 | 0:24:27 | |
When I was seven, we lived in this really old house. | 0:24:29 | 0:24:33 | |
And every night, I would hear this scratching sound. | 0:24:33 | 0:24:37 | |
Yeah? | 0:24:38 | 0:24:40 | |
So, one night, I got up. The house was completely silent. | 0:24:40 | 0:24:46 | |
I went downstairs, and there across the hallway, | 0:24:47 | 0:24:52 | |
were these tiny, bloody footprints. | 0:24:52 | 0:24:56 | |
Shit! | 0:24:56 | 0:24:57 | |
So, I went into the kitchen. | 0:24:58 | 0:25:00 | |
And there, in front of me, dripping with blood... | 0:25:00 | 0:25:05 | |
A KITTEN! | 0:25:05 | 0:25:06 | |
So, yeah, I'm afraid of rats. But you're afraid of kittens. | 0:25:06 | 0:25:09 | |
So, I win. | 0:25:09 | 0:25:11 | |
Guys, I got these for you. | 0:25:11 | 0:25:14 | |
An invitation? | 0:25:15 | 0:25:17 | |
9:30 on the rooftop terrace for brunch. | 0:25:17 | 0:25:21 | |
We've got an hour to find Smokey. I lost my rat. | 0:25:21 | 0:25:25 | |
Aye, and Simon lost his virginity Oh, no, wait a minute. | 0:25:25 | 0:25:28 | |
-He hasn't. -Charlotte and I did it a lot. Loads. | 0:25:28 | 0:25:33 | |
-In both positions. -Mac. Maybe this is the time to say sorry. | 0:25:33 | 0:25:38 | |
Just clear the air with Simon and the rest of your team. | 0:25:38 | 0:25:41 | |
OK. OK. | 0:25:43 | 0:25:45 | |
Bluestone 42, | 0:25:46 | 0:25:48 | |
I'd like to apologise to each of yous for all my piss taking. | 0:25:48 | 0:25:51 | |
Simon. | 0:25:52 | 0:25:54 | |
You're a huge prick, but it's wrong of me to repeatedly point that out. | 0:25:54 | 0:25:59 | |
Rocket. | 0:25:59 | 0:26:01 | |
I'm sorry I keep saying I fancy your mum, | 0:26:01 | 0:26:04 | |
but she is super fucking hot and I definitely would. | 0:26:04 | 0:26:07 | |
-Away tae fuck. -Mac, that's probably... | 0:26:07 | 0:26:09 | |
No, no. You were right, padre, this feels brilliant. | 0:26:09 | 0:26:13 | |
-Towerblock... -Well, this should be good. | 0:26:13 | 0:26:15 | |
You blether on about being from the North, but at the end of the day, | 0:26:15 | 0:26:18 | |
you're still an English poof, but that's OK, because I accept that. | 0:26:18 | 0:26:22 | |
Bird... | 0:26:22 | 0:26:24 | |
Mac, I think I speak for the whole team here when I... | 0:26:24 | 0:26:27 | |
-Oh! -Towerblock! | 0:26:27 | 0:26:31 | |
Come on, guys! | 0:26:34 | 0:26:35 | |
Nice work, padre. | 0:26:37 | 0:26:39 | |
I presume this is some sort of team building exercise? | 0:26:39 | 0:26:42 | |
Looks done to a turn. | 0:26:44 | 0:26:45 | |
-Ah, guests. -Here we are. -This is a Gucci wee spot. | 0:26:47 | 0:26:52 | |
And today it's even better, because we have English breakfast pizza! | 0:26:52 | 0:26:56 | |
-Awesome. -Also, chicken pizza. | 0:26:57 | 0:27:01 | |
-Holy shit. -I wanted to say thank you. | 0:27:01 | 0:27:04 | |
I'm glad to be part of such a brilliant team. | 0:27:04 | 0:27:07 | |
After all, there's no 'I' in Pizza. | 0:27:07 | 0:27:10 | |
Corporal House, you did say you killed all the rats, didn't you? | 0:27:10 | 0:27:13 | |
-I think so, sir. -Then who's this little chap? | 0:27:13 | 0:27:15 | |
Smokey! | 0:27:17 | 0:27:19 | |
NO! | 0:27:19 | 0:27:20 | |
Nobody messes with my tulips. | 0:27:20 | 0:27:22 | |
You was the best friend I ever had! | 0:27:22 | 0:27:26 | |
Look, Rocket, pizza. | 0:27:26 | 0:27:28 | |
Ooh! Brilliant! Breakfast! | 0:27:28 | 0:27:30 | |
Boss, I'm sorry I gave you a hard time over this secret place. | 0:27:35 | 0:27:38 | |
It's not bad, is it? | 0:27:38 | 0:27:40 | |
Yeah. Don't know why there's that danger keep out sign downstairs. | 0:27:40 | 0:27:43 | |
No. I don't know why no-one was using it. I reckon we could... | 0:27:43 | 0:27:45 | |
GUNFIRE | 0:27:45 | 0:27:48 | |
-That's why. -There it is! | 0:27:48 | 0:27:49 | |
My girls! | 0:27:53 | 0:27:54 |