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This programme contains adult humour and some strong language. | 0:00:02 | 0:00:06 | |
Why did we want to set up our own super-club? | 0:00:06 | 0:00:08 | |
Why did WE want to set up our own super-club? | 0:00:11 | 0:00:14 | |
Why DID we want to set up our own super-club? | 0:00:18 | 0:00:20 | |
-Because we WANTED to set up our own super-club. -Exactly! | 0:00:20 | 0:00:22 | |
You know, I mean, most people, they go to work during the week | 0:00:22 | 0:00:25 | |
and it's only during the weekends | 0:00:25 | 0:00:27 | |
they can let their hair down and party. | 0:00:27 | 0:00:29 | |
What if your hair was always down | 0:00:29 | 0:00:32 | |
and you were always party...ing? | 0:00:32 | 0:00:37 | |
I don't actually let my hair down or grow it long. | 0:00:37 | 0:00:39 | |
Why would I hide this face? | 0:00:39 | 0:00:41 | |
Although you did let it down that one time. | 0:00:41 | 0:00:42 | |
-I did, didn't I? -Yeah, and you looked great. | 0:00:42 | 0:00:44 | |
Thanks, man. You'd look good with your hair down. | 0:00:44 | 0:00:47 | |
-Really? -Yeah, you would. -Thank you. -No worries. | 0:00:47 | 0:00:50 | |
Guys, I run the classified ads section. | 0:00:51 | 0:00:53 | |
When you called about putting a piece in the paper, | 0:00:53 | 0:00:55 | |
I thought you meant an advert, | 0:00:55 | 0:00:57 | |
which you're going to have to pay for. | 0:00:57 | 0:00:59 | |
-How much are they? -50p a word. | 0:00:59 | 0:01:01 | |
-How big are the boxes the words go in? -That's extra. | 0:01:01 | 0:01:03 | |
-What about a photo of us? -No. | 0:01:03 | 0:01:05 | |
-Really? -No. | 0:01:05 | 0:01:06 | |
OK, you've got yourself a deal, we'll place an ad! | 0:01:06 | 0:01:08 | |
I assume you accept cash. | 0:01:08 | 0:01:12 | |
Probably need some more, actually. | 0:01:12 | 0:01:14 | |
Yeah, yeah, I'll add this up. | 0:01:14 | 0:01:15 | |
-You do it. -50...50p. | 0:01:15 | 0:01:17 | |
50p? | 0:01:19 | 0:01:20 | |
What about, "Bamboo-superclub-is-open-tomorrow?" | 0:01:20 | 0:01:24 | |
That was a lot of words you just said together quickly | 0:01:24 | 0:01:26 | |
to make it sound like one word. | 0:01:26 | 0:01:28 | |
Yes, that is true, that is what I just did. | 0:01:28 | 0:01:30 | |
We've only got enough for one word | 0:01:30 | 0:01:33 | |
and I think I know what that word should be. | 0:01:33 | 0:01:35 | |
You know it! | 0:01:35 | 0:01:37 | |
-Party! -Bamboo! | 0:01:37 | 0:01:39 | |
-Bamboo. -Right, yes, Bamboo. | 0:01:39 | 0:01:41 | |
That's better. | 0:01:41 | 0:01:42 | |
MUSIC: "Hey You" by The Rocksteady Crew | 0:01:50 | 0:01:54 | |
Right, which one of these says luxury mega-club more? | 0:02:05 | 0:02:08 | |
-What are they? -Toilet roll holder things. | 0:02:08 | 0:02:11 | |
Which one's easier to do coke off? | 0:02:11 | 0:02:13 | |
Done. | 0:02:13 | 0:02:15 | |
Oh, snap, look who decided to crash the party! | 0:02:15 | 0:02:17 | |
Who is that guy? He like-a de pies! | 0:02:17 | 0:02:20 | |
-That's Buddha, mate. -Oh, yeah, Buddha! | 0:02:20 | 0:02:22 | |
Buddha, Buddha, Buddha! Who is Buddha? | 0:02:22 | 0:02:25 | |
He's the Prime Minister of Malaysia. | 0:02:25 | 0:02:27 | |
Top mind work, D-Bone! | 0:02:27 | 0:02:29 | |
You see that is why you are the brains and I am... | 0:02:29 | 0:02:33 | |
..Scott. | 0:02:36 | 0:02:38 | |
Guys, can we get him in the corner, please? | 0:02:38 | 0:02:40 | |
MUSIC: "Thrift Shop (feat Wanz)" by Macklemore and Ryan Lewis | 0:02:42 | 0:02:46 | |
SHE MOUTHS | 0:02:53 | 0:02:54 | |
Dan! | 0:02:56 | 0:02:57 | |
Kate. Wow, er...hi. | 0:02:57 | 0:03:00 | |
-I thought you were travelling. -Yeah, I was. | 0:03:00 | 0:03:02 | |
You know, India, Korea, Vietnam, ha! | 0:03:02 | 0:03:05 | |
Switzerland, the whole gang. | 0:03:05 | 0:03:06 | |
But, you know, some people go travelling and they come back | 0:03:06 | 0:03:10 | |
and they're like, "Yeah, it changed me, blah-blah-blah," | 0:03:10 | 0:03:13 | |
and it's like, "Yeah, whatever! You and everyone else!" | 0:03:13 | 0:03:15 | |
Yeah, tell me about it. | 0:03:15 | 0:03:17 | |
Although it did ACTUALLY change me. | 0:03:17 | 0:03:20 | |
Wow. Sounds intense, mate. | 0:03:20 | 0:03:22 | |
Yeah. Look, I'm here about the bar job. | 0:03:22 | 0:03:26 | |
I know it's a bit late. | 0:03:26 | 0:03:27 | |
I was kind of hoping that you might need | 0:03:27 | 0:03:29 | |
an extra pair of hands tomorrow. | 0:03:29 | 0:03:30 | |
My veggie shake stall is early phases and I just... | 0:03:30 | 0:03:33 | |
-Quick word in the office please, mate. -Oh, right. | 0:03:33 | 0:03:37 | |
We're not hiring Kate. | 0:03:37 | 0:03:39 | |
We're fully staffed, innit! | 0:03:39 | 0:03:41 | |
Dude, it's fine, just fire Kev! | 0:03:41 | 0:03:42 | |
Really? | 0:03:42 | 0:03:43 | |
Or someone else that can't hear me. | 0:03:45 | 0:03:48 | |
Scott, I know she dissed you back at school, | 0:03:49 | 0:03:51 | |
but that was a long time ago. | 0:03:51 | 0:03:53 | |
This isn't about me! | 0:03:53 | 0:03:55 | |
You've been horny for that girl since we were in short trousers, | 0:03:55 | 0:03:58 | |
but we've got a job to do, amigo! | 0:03:58 | 0:03:59 | |
Look, back when she knew me | 0:03:59 | 0:04:00 | |
I was just another bender with a PlayStation 2. | 0:04:00 | 0:04:03 | |
-No, I... -Now I have my own super-club | 0:04:03 | 0:04:07 | |
and a PlayStation 3. | 0:04:07 | 0:04:09 | |
-And Evita. -When? | 0:04:10 | 0:04:11 | |
-Last week. -Nice! | 0:04:11 | 0:04:13 | |
I'm just saying, amigo, be careful of this. | 0:04:13 | 0:04:17 | |
The heart's higher up than that. | 0:04:19 | 0:04:21 | |
Yeah, I know. | 0:04:21 | 0:04:23 | |
-Still nowhere near the heart. -Just be careful of this. | 0:04:25 | 0:04:27 | |
I've got some really bad news. | 0:04:29 | 0:04:31 | |
The job's yours! | 0:04:31 | 0:04:34 | |
Oh, God. DJ Crumbs is playing here? | 0:04:34 | 0:04:37 | |
Yeah. Awesome, right? | 0:04:39 | 0:04:41 | |
I can't escape him, can I?! | 0:04:41 | 0:04:42 | |
Oh, we broke up a few months ago | 0:04:42 | 0:04:47 | |
after he fucked Kate! | 0:04:47 | 0:04:49 | |
But you're Kate? | 0:04:49 | 0:04:50 | |
-Oh, a different Kate! -Come here, Kate! | 0:04:50 | 0:04:53 | |
Stop saying her name! | 0:04:53 | 0:04:54 | |
But Kate's your name. It's confusing! | 0:04:54 | 0:04:56 | |
Sorry, come here. | 0:04:56 | 0:04:57 | |
SHE SOBS | 0:05:00 | 0:05:02 | |
INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC | 0:05:02 | 0:05:04 | |
HE MIMES | 0:05:04 | 0:05:08 | |
-Let's get drunk! -Yeah. | 0:05:36 | 0:05:37 | |
MUSIC: "Memeo" by Delphic | 0:05:37 | 0:05:40 | |
-I know! -HE MOCK RETCHES | 0:06:07 | 0:06:09 | |
Wish I hadn't had those beers! | 0:06:09 | 0:06:11 | |
Pussy was out last night. | 0:06:11 | 0:06:13 | |
I know. It was puss-mania! | 0:06:13 | 0:06:15 | |
-Hi, Mrs T. -Don't mind me, dudes. | 0:06:15 | 0:06:17 | |
You can say "pussy" all you like, that's cool. | 0:06:17 | 0:06:19 | |
Your dad would have had a problem with it but, phh, I don't. | 0:06:19 | 0:06:23 | |
Now he's not around you can say pussy or punani, flange. | 0:06:23 | 0:06:26 | |
-Mum! -Gash? | 0:06:26 | 0:06:28 | |
Jesus, Mum, no-one says that anymore! | 0:06:28 | 0:06:31 | |
How's opening night going? Have we got a date yet? | 0:06:31 | 0:06:33 | |
-Yeah, it's actually looking like... -We're playing with some dates, yeah. | 0:06:33 | 0:06:36 | |
DJ Crumbs' availability and whatnot, etc, etc. | 0:06:36 | 0:06:39 | |
But this, this flyer has a date! | 0:06:39 | 0:06:40 | |
Dad got engaged! | 0:06:40 | 0:06:41 | |
What? To...? | 0:06:44 | 0:06:46 | |
To the...? | 0:06:46 | 0:06:48 | |
Yeah. | 0:06:48 | 0:06:49 | |
They're bigger than that actually, they're sort of... | 0:06:49 | 0:06:52 | |
But, yeah, so you might not feel up to it. | 0:06:52 | 0:06:55 | |
How are those eggs going? | 0:06:57 | 0:06:58 | |
Right! Yeah, let's get those eggs on, bitches! | 0:07:00 | 0:07:04 | |
Guys, tonight's going to be intense, | 0:07:11 | 0:07:15 | |
so if ever you feel nervous, | 0:07:15 | 0:07:18 | |
or afraid, or confused, | 0:07:18 | 0:07:21 | |
or hungry, or weird, | 0:07:21 | 0:07:24 | |
just look over at my face and know that everything's going to be OK. | 0:07:24 | 0:07:28 | |
We're all in this together. | 0:07:28 | 0:07:31 | |
You have a say in this and you have a voice. | 0:07:31 | 0:07:34 | |
You have a voice! | 0:07:34 | 0:07:36 | |
Guys, you haven't told us where the glasses are. | 0:07:36 | 0:07:39 | |
Shut up, I'm talking! | 0:07:39 | 0:07:41 | |
You're putting me off. | 0:07:41 | 0:07:43 | |
Just don't spill the drinks, OK? | 0:07:44 | 0:07:46 | |
HE APPLAUDS HIMSELF | 0:07:46 | 0:07:48 | |
It's happening, isn't it? | 0:07:51 | 0:07:52 | |
We said we'd do it and we're doing it. | 0:07:52 | 0:07:55 | |
-Yeah. -Once upon a time, we said, | 0:07:55 | 0:07:57 | |
"Let's open our own super-club," and what's happening tonight? | 0:07:57 | 0:08:00 | |
-BOTH: -We're opening our own super-club! | 0:08:00 | 0:08:02 | |
Exactly. I mean, that's what we said we'd do and now it's like, | 0:08:02 | 0:08:05 | |
-"Oh, my God, it's really happening!" -It's actually happening. | 0:08:05 | 0:08:08 | |
It's something that's happening | 0:08:08 | 0:08:10 | |
that we said should happen a while ago | 0:08:10 | 0:08:11 | |
-and now it's really happening. -Yeah. | 0:08:11 | 0:08:14 | |
I mean, it's really happening, isn't it? Once upon a time... | 0:08:14 | 0:08:17 | |
Guys? | 0:08:17 | 0:08:18 | |
I'm really worried about the glasses. | 0:08:21 | 0:08:23 | |
Why can you never ask me anything useful, Kev? | 0:08:25 | 0:08:27 | |
Like, "What do you use in your hair?" | 0:08:27 | 0:08:29 | |
or, "Which famous people have you met?" | 0:08:29 | 0:08:31 | |
-DJ Crumbs in the house! -Hey, hey, I thought you were setting up later? | 0:08:31 | 0:08:34 | |
-You all right, Kate? -Don't use her name in front of me, you pig! | 0:08:34 | 0:08:38 | |
-But that's your name too! -It is confusing. | 0:08:38 | 0:08:41 | |
Dan, I'm sorry, I can't be here. This was a mistake. | 0:08:41 | 0:08:43 | |
No, it wasn't! Listen, babe, I want you to stay. | 0:08:43 | 0:08:47 | |
Ever since you first started working for us | 0:08:47 | 0:08:49 | |
this afternoon it's been wicked. | 0:08:49 | 0:08:52 | |
I've had a really nice time. | 0:08:52 | 0:08:54 | |
Hey, Mr DJ, I heard what you did to my friend here and it stinks | 0:08:54 | 0:08:59 | |
so, you know, we don't need you! | 0:08:59 | 0:09:02 | |
Get out of here and take your popular, bullshit, | 0:09:02 | 0:09:05 | |
everyone-wants-to-dance-to-this music, you big, scary dick. | 0:09:05 | 0:09:10 | |
HE LAUGHS | 0:09:10 | 0:09:13 | |
Mate, what have you done? | 0:09:13 | 0:09:14 | |
Scott, don't take it out on him, he was just sticking up for me. | 0:09:14 | 0:09:17 | |
Shut up! This is a conversation between two men, | 0:09:17 | 0:09:20 | |
-not two men and a massive bitch! -Don't talk to her like that! | 0:09:20 | 0:09:24 | |
Oh, what, you going to throw me out now too? | 0:09:24 | 0:09:26 | |
Don't talk crazy talk, we'll be fine, we don't need him! | 0:09:26 | 0:09:28 | |
Bamboo is strong, it will never break. | 0:09:28 | 0:09:31 | |
Tonight's going to be the greatest night Greater London's ever seen! | 0:09:31 | 0:09:35 | |
TECHNO MUSIC | 0:09:35 | 0:09:37 | |
Dan, I'm going to lay the eggs for you Gangnam Style, we're bunghole! | 0:09:46 | 0:09:50 | |
DJ Crumbs just tweeted all his fans telling them | 0:09:50 | 0:09:53 | |
to boycott Bamboo, that's why it's 11 o'clock and this place is dead! | 0:09:53 | 0:09:57 | |
I messed up! Hit me! | 0:09:57 | 0:09:59 | |
Hit me now! | 0:10:01 | 0:10:02 | |
-Sorry, are you OK? -I deserved that. | 0:10:08 | 0:10:10 | |
But I think I know how to make it right. | 0:10:11 | 0:10:13 | |
How do you find the piece of bread that will save Bamboo? | 0:10:13 | 0:10:17 | |
-Follow the cr... -Buy more bread! | 0:10:17 | 0:10:19 | |
-Follow the crumbs! -Follow the crumbs! | 0:10:19 | 0:10:21 | |
DJ Crumbs! We've gotta get him back, basically. | 0:10:21 | 0:10:24 | |
HE KNOCKS ON WINDOW | 0:10:35 | 0:10:37 | |
Ah-hoo, ha-ha-ha! Sweet limousine ride! | 0:10:39 | 0:10:43 | |
Thanks for letting us see you. | 0:10:43 | 0:10:45 | |
See you're smoking a ganja spliff. Is it hydroponics shit or..? | 0:10:45 | 0:10:49 | |
I dunno. | 0:10:49 | 0:10:50 | |
Sweet. So anyway, my man here dropped a stinky one. | 0:10:50 | 0:10:55 | |
-What? -He means I messed up. | 0:10:55 | 0:10:57 | |
But here's the thing, Crumbs, I did it for love. | 0:10:57 | 0:10:59 | |
Yeah, you've got a heart, Crumbs. I mean, the way you spin those decks | 0:10:59 | 0:11:02 | |
you've gotta know there's a heart beating under there. | 0:11:02 | 0:11:05 | |
Look, I was just trying to show off in front of Kate, | 0:11:05 | 0:11:07 | |
but we need you back. We'll do anything to get you back. | 0:11:07 | 0:11:10 | |
And tweet your fans saying, | 0:11:10 | 0:11:11 | |
"Hey, guys, come to Bamboo, please, immediately," or something. | 0:11:11 | 0:11:14 | |
Would you blow each other? | 0:11:17 | 0:11:18 | |
-I wouldn't be happy... -There would have to be some ground rules. | 0:11:25 | 0:11:28 | |
Yeah, well, no looking at each other, obviously. | 0:11:28 | 0:11:31 | |
Right. No spitting or tugging. | 0:11:31 | 0:11:33 | |
Of course. And you can go first. | 0:11:33 | 0:11:35 | |
-Oh, good. -That's not good. | 0:11:35 | 0:11:37 | |
-Get it out the way! -Whatever, just nothing in the face. | 0:11:37 | 0:11:39 | |
-Only in the mouth. -Not in the mouth either! | 0:11:39 | 0:11:41 | |
-Are you sure? -Yes! -OK, fine. | 0:11:41 | 0:11:42 | |
Guys, guys, I'm joking, yeah? | 0:11:42 | 0:11:44 | |
Look, just pay me twice as much and I'll fill your club, all right? | 0:11:44 | 0:11:47 | |
THEY FORCE LAUGHTER | 0:11:49 | 0:11:53 | |
-He was joking! He got you! -No, he got you too! | 0:11:56 | 0:11:59 | |
Classic! | 0:11:59 | 0:12:01 | |
Classic Crumbs. | 0:12:02 | 0:12:03 | |
MUSIC: "Shake Senora" by Pitbull feat. T-Pain and Sean Paul | 0:12:03 | 0:12:07 | |
Hey, Mrs T, you made it! | 0:12:34 | 0:12:35 | |
Wouldn't have missed it, dude. | 0:12:35 | 0:12:38 | |
Can't say I'm not a little upset. | 0:12:38 | 0:12:40 | |
It's not easy being left by the only man you've ever loved. | 0:12:40 | 0:12:45 | |
But that's cool, because I love to party! | 0:12:45 | 0:12:48 | |
-SHE SOBS -I just love to party! | 0:12:48 | 0:12:51 | |
Who are you? | 0:13:04 | 0:13:05 | |
I'm Howard. | 0:13:05 | 0:13:06 | |
Who hired you? | 0:13:06 | 0:13:08 | |
Dan hired me. | 0:13:08 | 0:13:09 | |
Oh, that is SO Dan! | 0:13:11 | 0:13:13 | |
Classy, isn't it, having a guy in the toilets? | 0:13:14 | 0:13:17 | |
I'm Scott, co-owner of the hottest party in town. | 0:13:17 | 0:13:22 | |
So how did you end up here? | 0:13:22 | 0:13:25 | |
I used to drive cabs in town, | 0:13:25 | 0:13:27 | |
but when my licence was taken away... | 0:13:27 | 0:13:30 | |
Question. Since I already pay you, do I need to tip you? | 0:13:30 | 0:13:36 | |
-It's up to you. -OK. | 0:13:36 | 0:13:39 | |
So listen, I'm not going to tip you, Howard, | 0:13:40 | 0:13:44 | |
because there is a proud look in your eyes | 0:13:44 | 0:13:46 | |
that tells me you don't want that. | 0:13:46 | 0:13:48 | |
Actually, I wouldn't mind. | 0:13:48 | 0:13:50 | |
I will tell you this, old friend... | 0:13:50 | 0:13:52 | |
..I respect the hell out of you. | 0:13:56 | 0:13:58 | |
You haven't even washed your hands! | 0:14:00 | 0:14:02 | |
Yeah, but, you know, my cock's been in my trousers all day, | 0:14:02 | 0:14:05 | |
protected from germs and dirt. | 0:14:05 | 0:14:07 | |
I haven't pissed on my hands cos I'm not a little boy any more. | 0:14:07 | 0:14:10 | |
In fact, my hands are probably dirtier than my cock, | 0:14:10 | 0:14:13 | |
so you'd be better off shaking my cock than you would shaking my hand! | 0:14:13 | 0:14:18 | |
I don't want to do that, Scott. | 0:14:18 | 0:14:20 | |
Yeah, well I'm not asking you to, Howard, I'm just making a point. | 0:14:20 | 0:14:24 | |
Amigo, what do you think of this? I call it a Mango Crazy... | 0:14:36 | 0:14:39 | |
HE PUTS ON JAMAICAN ACCENT ..cos it'll make a man go crazy! | 0:14:39 | 0:14:42 | |
Has it got mango in it? | 0:14:42 | 0:14:43 | |
No. Shit, that's actually a much better idea. | 0:14:43 | 0:14:46 | |
Kev, Jesus, put some fucking mango in it, yeah?! | 0:14:46 | 0:14:50 | |
Have you seen Kate? I'm going to tell her how I feel | 0:14:50 | 0:14:52 | |
and that we're going to make a life together. | 0:14:52 | 0:14:54 | |
'Fraid not, Dansky, but look, look at this place! | 0:14:54 | 0:14:58 | |
I mean, sure, it's 2.45 and we've only got 15 minutes to go... | 0:14:58 | 0:15:01 | |
HIS VOICE FADES OUT UNDER MUSIC ..but we made it happen, mate! | 0:15:01 | 0:15:06 | |
MUSIC: "Don't Let The Dreamers Take You Away" by Delphic | 0:15:06 | 0:15:10 | |
But he fucked around on Kate with Kate and now he's kissing Kate! | 0:15:10 | 0:15:14 | |
-I don't understand! -I'm sorry, mate. | 0:15:14 | 0:15:16 | |
Come on, let's make this a night we can't remember | 0:15:18 | 0:15:22 | |
because we were so off our beautiful faces. | 0:15:22 | 0:15:26 | |
This is just mango. | 0:15:29 | 0:15:31 | |
MUSIC RESUMES | 0:15:31 | 0:15:33 | |
Last passenger's just left the party train. | 0:16:14 | 0:16:16 | |
Destination - Hangoversville. | 0:16:16 | 0:16:19 | |
HE LAUGHS | 0:16:19 | 0:16:21 | |
Mate, I'm sorry about Kate. | 0:16:24 | 0:16:28 | |
We'll sling that dirty slapper out on her fat arse tomorrow. | 0:16:28 | 0:16:32 | |
We're not firing her, Scott. | 0:16:32 | 0:16:34 | |
If she wants a job, she's got one here. | 0:16:34 | 0:16:38 | |
All right, you big softie! | 0:16:39 | 0:16:41 | |
Look after that vagina of yours, milady! | 0:16:42 | 0:16:45 | |
THEY LAUGH | 0:16:45 | 0:16:47 | |
I tell you what we need... | 0:16:47 | 0:16:49 | |
-coke and pills. -Some sleep. | 0:16:49 | 0:16:51 | |
I'm actually fine for coke and pills. | 0:16:51 | 0:16:53 | |
How about a nice King Kong fuck-off brunch? | 0:16:55 | 0:16:58 | |
See you there! | 0:16:58 | 0:17:00 | |
Sure. | 0:17:00 | 0:17:01 | |
Mate, we did it. | 0:17:07 | 0:17:09 | |
We just opened our very own super-club. | 0:17:09 | 0:17:13 | |
-We did, didn't we? -We actually did it. | 0:17:13 | 0:17:16 | |
We said we wanted to do it and we ended up doing it. | 0:17:16 | 0:17:20 | |
This evening, that's what we actually did. | 0:17:20 | 0:17:23 | |
-I love you, man. -Me too. | 0:17:25 | 0:17:27 | |
Welcome to the big time, Mr Big Balls. | 0:17:27 | 0:17:30 | |
Mate, we did it. We... | 0:17:36 | 0:17:38 | |
I know! I'll see you there! | 0:17:38 | 0:17:40 | |
Fucking hell! | 0:17:46 | 0:17:48 | |
-I thought he'd never leave! -I can't believe that just happened. | 0:17:48 | 0:17:51 | |
-He can't find out. -God, no! And he won't! | 0:17:51 | 0:17:54 | |
Look, you were upset, I was upset, it was just a little BJ. | 0:17:54 | 0:17:58 | |
-It's all good... -Please don't say that. | 0:17:58 | 0:18:00 | |
-..and this will never happen again. -Yeah. | 0:18:00 | 0:18:02 | |
Just go and have a nice breakfast with Scottie! | 0:18:02 | 0:18:05 | |
Thanks, Mrs T. | 0:18:06 | 0:18:07 | |
My main hombre! | 0:18:20 | 0:18:22 | |
Come for a cheeky carb-fest en route, | 0:18:22 | 0:18:24 | |
so let's discuss Bamboo, AKA the future of Bamboo. | 0:18:24 | 0:18:29 | |
You're my best mate, Scott. | 0:18:29 | 0:18:30 | |
Back at you, Commander. | 0:18:30 | 0:18:33 | |
So I'm thinking a regular ladies' night is a must. | 0:18:33 | 0:18:36 | |
Us plus lady-girls equals Scott, smiley face! | 0:18:36 | 0:18:39 | |
I'd never do anything to hurt you. | 0:18:39 | 0:18:41 | |
Good. | 0:18:41 | 0:18:43 | |
Then there's gay night, exactly what it says on the tin, mate. | 0:18:43 | 0:18:46 | |
You know, gays, Pet Shop Boys, PlayStation 3, most probably. | 0:18:48 | 0:18:52 | |
This is going to happen. | 0:18:52 | 0:18:54 | |
Load up on the extra, a good time's had by all! | 0:18:54 | 0:18:57 | |
Then there's under-18s night, a different kettle of fish. | 0:18:57 | 0:19:01 | |
The important thing to remember is that if they're 16, | 0:19:01 | 0:19:04 | |
legally, we can still... | 0:19:04 | 0:19:06 |