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# Who do you think you are kidding, Mr Hitler | 0:00:02 | 0:00:07 | |
# If you think we're on the run? | 0:00:07 | 0:00:11 | |
# We are the boys Who will stop your little game | 0:00:12 | 0:00:17 | |
# We are the boys Who will make you think again | 0:00:17 | 0:00:21 | |
# Cos who do you think you are kidding, Mr Hitler | 0:00:21 | 0:00:26 | |
# If you think old England's done? | 0:00:26 | 0:00:30 | |
# Mr Brown goes off to town on the 8:21 | 0:00:31 | 0:00:36 | |
# But he comes home each evening | 0:00:36 | 0:00:38 | |
# And he's ready with his gun | 0:00:38 | 0:00:41 | |
# So who do you think you are kidding, Mr Hitler | 0:00:41 | 0:00:46 | |
# If you think old England's done? # | 0:00:46 | 0:00:50 | |
Pay attention. | 0:00:53 | 0:00:55 | |
I've received a directive from GHQ | 0:00:55 | 0:00:58 | |
about Nazi parachutists. I'll read it. | 0:00:58 | 0:01:01 | |
"There is a danger the Home Guard might confuse British pilots bailing | 0:01:01 | 0:01:06 | |
"out with German parachute troops." | 0:01:06 | 0:01:09 | |
Not that our chaps get shot down often, but this could happen. | 0:01:09 | 0:01:14 | |
"Remember that no British plane contains more than six men." | 0:01:16 | 0:01:22 | |
So if you see some parachutists floating down, you count them... | 0:01:22 | 0:01:26 | |
..And if there are more than six, you shoot them. | 0:01:28 | 0:01:32 | |
Mr Mainwaring? If they're dressed as nuns, do we still count them? | 0:01:32 | 0:01:37 | |
Count them however they're dressed. | 0:01:37 | 0:01:39 | |
But it isn't likely that a plane-load of real nuns would be floating down in parachutes. | 0:01:39 | 0:01:46 | |
You can't be too sure, sir. | 0:01:46 | 0:01:49 | |
I look at it this way - supposing in Occupied France there's this nunnery, | 0:01:49 | 0:01:55 | |
and one day the chief nun calls the others round and says, | 0:01:55 | 0:01:58 | |
"Now, listen, girls, | 0:01:58 | 0:02:01 | |
"let us escape to dear old England." | 0:02:01 | 0:02:04 | |
They all creep out, they get hold of a plane, and fly and fly. | 0:02:04 | 0:02:09 | |
When they get to England, they're not cognisant with landing methods, | 0:02:09 | 0:02:14 | |
so they jump out in parachutes. | 0:02:14 | 0:02:17 | |
You're into the realms of fantasy here. | 0:02:21 | 0:02:24 | |
It's a possibility, sir. It's a possibility. | 0:02:24 | 0:02:28 | |
Very unlikely, but we must be prepared. | 0:02:28 | 0:02:31 | |
It's really all quite simple. | 0:02:31 | 0:02:33 | |
When they come floating down, | 0:02:33 | 0:02:35 | |
the turbulence of the air will cause their habits to rise... | 0:02:35 | 0:02:38 | |
..so you'll see their legs, and you can tell if it's a real nun or not. | 0:02:40 | 0:02:46 | |
-Yes. Very good point, Wilson. -Thank you. -Very good. | 0:02:46 | 0:02:49 | |
You must look at their legs. | 0:02:49 | 0:02:51 | |
Sir, I wouldn't care to look at a nun's legs. It's very impolite. | 0:02:52 | 0:02:57 | |
Force yourself - this is war! | 0:02:57 | 0:03:00 | |
-Mr Mainwaring? -Yes? | 0:03:01 | 0:03:04 | |
What are nuns' legs like? I've never seen them. | 0:03:04 | 0:03:08 | |
I don't think anybody has. | 0:03:08 | 0:03:10 | |
-Hairy 'uns! -What did you say, Frazer? | 0:03:10 | 0:03:13 | |
If they're Nazis, they'll have horrible hairy legs wi' jackboots. | 0:03:13 | 0:03:19 | |
-What if they're real nuns with hairy legs? -That'll do. | 0:03:19 | 0:03:24 | |
"If the Nazi has his hands up, he may not be surrendering. | 0:03:25 | 0:03:30 | |
"He could be concealing a grenade in each hand." | 0:03:30 | 0:03:33 | |
-PHONE RINGS -Answer that, Pike. | 0:03:33 | 0:03:37 | |
Yes. | 0:03:37 | 0:03:38 | |
-Talking of grenades, have you primed our stock of Mills bombs? -Oh, no. | 0:03:39 | 0:03:44 | |
-Why not? -It's awfully dangerous, sir. | 0:03:44 | 0:03:47 | |
War IS awfully dangerous, Wilson. | 0:03:47 | 0:03:49 | |
If Nazi parachutists descended, would you ask them to wait? | 0:03:49 | 0:03:55 | |
-Get the bombs ready tonight. -Right. | 0:03:55 | 0:03:58 | |
You're wanted on the telephone. GHQ say it's important. | 0:03:58 | 0:04:03 | |
Of course. Take charge, Wilson. | 0:04:03 | 0:04:06 | |
Get out of the way, boy! | 0:04:11 | 0:04:13 | |
-Shut the door, Pike. -Yes, sir. | 0:04:16 | 0:04:19 | |
-From the OTHER side! -You should have said! -Get out! | 0:04:19 | 0:04:24 | |
Good evening, sir. | 0:04:26 | 0:04:28 | |
-I've got an important job for you. -Excellent. What is it? | 0:04:28 | 0:04:33 | |
A fishing boat has picked up a U-boat captain and seven members of the crew. | 0:04:33 | 0:04:38 | |
They're locked in the ship's hold. | 0:04:38 | 0:04:41 | |
-That's good news. -Take them to the church hall. I'll send an armed escort over later. | 0:04:41 | 0:04:47 | |
Very good, sir. Face to face with the enemy at last! | 0:04:47 | 0:04:51 | |
-'Leave this to us!' -You won't get much trouble from them. | 0:04:51 | 0:04:54 | |
They've been drifting in a dinghy for two days. Good luck! | 0:04:54 | 0:04:59 | |
Thank you, sir. | 0:04:59 | 0:05:01 | |
Good news! At last we've got a chance to get to grips with the enemy. | 0:05:04 | 0:05:10 | |
Blimey! Are we invading France? | 0:05:10 | 0:05:13 | |
You're not doing anything too hasty, are you? | 0:05:13 | 0:05:17 | |
-I've something important to say. -About nuns' legs? | 0:05:17 | 0:05:21 | |
Of course not. | 0:05:21 | 0:05:23 | |
A fishing vessel has picked up a U-boat crew. We're to collect them. | 0:05:23 | 0:05:28 | |
Right! Fix bayonets! Come on now! | 0:05:28 | 0:05:32 | |
-I can't wait to get at them! -There'll be time for that later. | 0:05:32 | 0:05:37 | |
As soon as I get a whiff of action, I reach for my bayonet. | 0:05:37 | 0:05:42 | |
-It's in my nature. -Fall the men in outside. | 0:05:42 | 0:05:45 | |
Fall in outside, rifles and bayonets, at the double! | 0:05:45 | 0:05:50 | |
Wilson! Pike! | 0:05:50 | 0:05:52 | |
-Prime those hand grenades. -If you insist. | 0:05:52 | 0:05:56 | |
-I do. -Yes, sir. | 0:05:56 | 0:05:58 | |
Come along! | 0:05:58 | 0:06:00 | |
All right! | 0:06:04 | 0:06:05 | |
Share this pineapple between you! | 0:06:06 | 0:06:09 | |
For heaven's sake, Frank, put that thing down! | 0:06:09 | 0:06:13 | |
Sorry. | 0:06:13 | 0:06:15 | |
Chicago gangsters call them pineapples. I saw it in Scarface. Paul Muni. | 0:06:15 | 0:06:21 | |
They're very, very dangerous. | 0:06:21 | 0:06:24 | |
They haven't got any detonators! | 0:06:24 | 0:06:27 | |
Shall I get 'em? | 0:06:27 | 0:06:29 | |
I'LL get the detonators. It's very, very dangerous. Awfully tricky. | 0:06:29 | 0:06:35 | |
Now... | 0:06:35 | 0:06:37 | |
There are only two in that one. | 0:06:40 | 0:06:43 | |
-There's another box... -Stand back. Don't touch! | 0:06:43 | 0:06:47 | |
"Dummy primers for training purposes only." | 0:06:49 | 0:06:53 | |
Dummies aren't any good. Get that... | 0:06:53 | 0:06:56 | |
Just a minute, just a minute! | 0:06:56 | 0:06:58 | |
We could put these dummies into the grenades. | 0:06:58 | 0:07:02 | |
But what if the Germans came along? | 0:07:02 | 0:07:06 | |
We could soon change them round. It would only take a minute. | 0:07:06 | 0:07:11 | |
-He'll be cross if he finds out. -He'll be crosser if we get blown up. | 0:07:11 | 0:07:16 | |
-Dummies...! -Come on. | 0:07:16 | 0:07:19 | |
-JONES: -Left, right! Left, right! Left, right! | 0:07:21 | 0:07:25 | |
Handy hoch! Handy hoch! Handy hoch hoch hoch! | 0:07:33 | 0:07:37 | |
-They can put their hands down. -Handies down, handies down! | 0:07:37 | 0:07:41 | |
-Nichts hoch! Nichts hoch! He's still hoching! -Never mind. | 0:07:41 | 0:07:46 | |
-Now, Frazer. -Sir? | 0:07:46 | 0:07:48 | |
Set the Lewis gun up on the stage, with a clear sweep of the hall. | 0:07:48 | 0:07:54 | |
Sponge! Hancock! Get me a stepladder. | 0:07:54 | 0:07:58 | |
Jones, get them into a tight huddle. | 0:07:58 | 0:08:01 | |
Right. In a huddle, at the double! Come along! | 0:08:01 | 0:08:05 | |
I'm glad you got back all right, sir. Were they any trouble? | 0:08:05 | 0:08:09 | |
Not really. Ugly mob, though. This captain, | 0:08:09 | 0:08:13 | |
he's a surly brute. | 0:08:13 | 0:08:15 | |
All he does is sneer and smoke. | 0:08:15 | 0:08:18 | |
Has he got any left? I've run out. | 0:08:18 | 0:08:21 | |
This isn't a cocktail party, Wilson. Have you primed those grenades? | 0:08:21 | 0:08:26 | |
Well, sir... | 0:08:26 | 0:08:27 | |
I can honestly say all the grenades now have detonators in them. | 0:08:27 | 0:08:33 | |
Good. Get the tommy-gun, Pike. | 0:08:33 | 0:08:35 | |
-Tommy-gun. -Thank you, yes. | 0:08:35 | 0:08:38 | |
Listen - an armed escort will pick this lot up. | 0:08:42 | 0:08:46 | |
-In the meantime, I want maximum security. -Of course. | 0:08:46 | 0:08:51 | |
Here you are, sir. All loaded and ready. | 0:08:53 | 0:08:56 | |
-Set it up. -Aye. | 0:08:56 | 0:08:59 | |
-Permission to speak, sir! -Yes? | 0:09:00 | 0:09:02 | |
-Why don't we chop off their trouser buttons? -What? | 0:09:02 | 0:09:06 | |
If we chop off their buttons and they try to run away, | 0:09:06 | 0:09:10 | |
that will show something unusual. | 0:09:10 | 0:09:14 | |
And if some person, nonchalantly walking along, | 0:09:14 | 0:09:19 | |
sees them with trousers round their legs, | 0:09:19 | 0:09:22 | |
they will make some enquiries. | 0:09:22 | 0:09:24 | |
You! You don't dare to do anything of the sort. | 0:09:24 | 0:09:29 | |
The Geneva Convention forbids you to put us in humiliating positions. | 0:09:29 | 0:09:34 | |
You'll be in one if you get this up you, mate. | 0:09:34 | 0:09:38 | |
Don't threaten me, you silly old fool! | 0:09:38 | 0:09:42 | |
-You... -Get off, Jones! | 0:09:42 | 0:09:45 | |
He called me a silly old fool! | 0:09:46 | 0:09:49 | |
We're not savages! | 0:09:50 | 0:09:52 | |
-Speak when you're spoken to. -Get back in the huddle! | 0:09:52 | 0:09:56 | |
I'm warning you, Captain. | 0:09:57 | 0:10:00 | |
Just do as you're told. | 0:10:00 | 0:10:03 | |
SPLUTTERS | 0:10:09 | 0:10:11 | |
-That's the sort of... -HE SPLUTTERS | 0:10:13 | 0:10:16 | |
..unscrupulous swine we're up against! | 0:10:16 | 0:10:19 | |
I admit he has an abrupt manner, but we must make allowances for him. | 0:10:19 | 0:10:25 | |
He's probably upset that he sank his submarine. | 0:10:25 | 0:10:29 | |
-Where do you want this? -Set it up here. | 0:10:29 | 0:10:34 | |
Pike, get on top so you've got a clear view of the hall. | 0:10:36 | 0:10:40 | |
You know I can't go up ladders! | 0:10:40 | 0:10:43 | |
-Come along. -It ain't half wobbly! | 0:10:43 | 0:10:47 | |
-You know I've got a doctor's note! -Get up there! | 0:10:47 | 0:10:51 | |
Godfrey! | 0:10:52 | 0:10:54 | |
-GODFREY! -Did someone call? | 0:10:55 | 0:10:59 | |
I'm terribly sorry, sir. I must have dozed off. | 0:11:00 | 0:11:04 | |
Dozed off? We're guarding a bunch of cut-throats, and you "doze off"? | 0:11:04 | 0:11:10 | |
I want you to watch them like a hawk. Understand? | 0:11:10 | 0:11:14 | |
-Hold this ladder. -PHONE RINGS | 0:11:14 | 0:11:18 | |
Take charge, Wilson. | 0:11:18 | 0:11:20 | |
-Mainwaring here. -HQ here. Everything all right? -Yes. Just waiting for you to pick them up. | 0:11:23 | 0:11:30 | |
Ah. I'm afraid the escort won't be there till tomorrow. | 0:11:30 | 0:11:34 | |
You mean we must keep them all night? | 0:11:34 | 0:11:37 | |
There's nothing I can do. Give them a blanket each. Oh, and something to eat. | 0:11:37 | 0:11:44 | |
We've only got sandwiches, Colonel. | 0:11:44 | 0:11:47 | |
Send out for fish and chips. | 0:11:48 | 0:11:50 | |
-Send out for... -'I'll see you get the money back. I'll be over about 8am. Cheerio.' | 0:11:50 | 0:11:57 | |
Bye. | 0:11:57 | 0:11:58 | |
Fish and chips...! | 0:12:00 | 0:12:02 | |
Wilson, come here. | 0:12:03 | 0:12:06 | |
Jones! | 0:12:06 | 0:12:07 | |
Conference here. | 0:12:08 | 0:12:11 | |
The escort can't get here before morning. We've got to keep these chaps all night. | 0:12:11 | 0:12:18 | |
Then we'd better chop their buttons off. | 0:12:18 | 0:12:22 | |
No, no. I'm going to have a word... | 0:12:22 | 0:12:25 | |
-Can you speak German? -They'll know by the tone of my voice that I'm in charge. | 0:12:25 | 0:12:31 | |
They recognise authority. | 0:12:31 | 0:12:34 | |
-You'd better come with me. -Yes. | 0:12:34 | 0:12:36 | |
Pay attention! | 0:12:37 | 0:12:38 | |
-They're well-disciplined. -Nothing of the sort. It's slavish obedience. | 0:12:38 | 0:12:44 | |
Not like the cheerful discipline of our own Jack Tars. | 0:12:44 | 0:12:48 | |
A nation of automatons, led by a lunatic who looks like Charlie Chaplin. | 0:12:49 | 0:12:56 | |
How dare you compare our glorious leader with that non-Aryan clown? | 0:12:57 | 0:13:02 | |
I am making notes, Captain. | 0:13:02 | 0:13:06 | |
Your name will go on the list. | 0:13:06 | 0:13:09 | |
When we win the war, you will be brought to account. | 0:13:09 | 0:13:13 | |
-You're not going to win this war. -We are. | 0:13:13 | 0:13:16 | |
-Oh, no you're not. -Oh, yes we are. | 0:13:16 | 0:13:19 | |
# Whistle while you work Hitler is a twerp | 0:13:20 | 0:13:23 | |
# He's half barmy | 0:13:23 | 0:13:24 | |
# So's his army... # | 0:13:24 | 0:13:27 | |
Your name will also go on the list. What is it? | 0:13:27 | 0:13:31 | |
-Don't tell him, Pike! -Pike! | 0:13:31 | 0:13:33 | |
I've had about enough of you! Tell your men they've got to stay here. Now get on with it. | 0:13:38 | 0:13:46 | |
Uncle Arthur! | 0:13:46 | 0:13:47 | |
-What? -It's not fair, me going on the list. | 0:13:47 | 0:13:51 | |
I was only joking. | 0:13:51 | 0:13:54 | |
The Germans have absolutely no sense of humour. | 0:13:54 | 0:13:57 | |
You've said MUCH worse things about Hitler! | 0:13:57 | 0:14:00 | |
-Quiet, quiet! -Will you have a nice word with him so he'll take my name off? -Yes. | 0:14:00 | 0:14:07 | |
Wenn ich so tue, als ob ich Magenschmerzen habe, | 0:14:07 | 0:14:12 | |
sollt ihr alle aufpassen, aufmerksam sein. Verstanden? | 0:14:12 | 0:14:16 | |
ALL: Ja, Kapitan. | 0:14:16 | 0:14:19 | |
Did you tell them what I said? | 0:14:19 | 0:14:21 | |
Yeah. | 0:14:21 | 0:14:23 | |
Walker, come here. | 0:14:26 | 0:14:28 | |
Is the fish and chip shop still open? | 0:14:33 | 0:14:36 | |
I think so - why? | 0:14:38 | 0:14:40 | |
-Here's ten shillings. Go and buy some for the prisoners. -Oh, right. | 0:14:42 | 0:14:47 | |
Now then. One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight. | 0:14:47 | 0:14:53 | |
Eight cod and chips. | 0:14:53 | 0:14:55 | |
I want plaice. | 0:14:55 | 0:14:58 | |
Right. One plaice and chips, seven cod. Who wants vinegar? | 0:15:00 | 0:15:05 | |
Wieviele von euch wollen Essig? | 0:15:05 | 0:15:08 | |
Four for vinegar... | 0:15:08 | 0:15:11 | |
Who wants salt? | 0:15:11 | 0:15:13 | |
Wieviele von euch wollen Salz? | 0:15:13 | 0:15:16 | |
Three. | 0:15:16 | 0:15:17 | |
Who doesn't want salt or vinegar? | 0:15:17 | 0:15:20 | |
Ohne Salz oder Essig? | 0:15:20 | 0:15:22 | |
That's two. | 0:15:22 | 0:15:24 | |
Just see if I've got this right. | 0:15:24 | 0:15:27 | |
Plaice for you, cod for them. Four with vinegar, three with salt, two with neither. | 0:15:27 | 0:15:34 | |
Walker, what are you doing? | 0:15:34 | 0:15:36 | |
I'm taking the order. | 0:15:36 | 0:15:39 | |
And I don't want any nasty, soggy chips. | 0:15:39 | 0:15:42 | |
I want mine crisp. | 0:15:48 | 0:15:50 | |
Und light brown. | 0:15:51 | 0:15:54 | |
-Crisp und light brown... -Never mind that rubbish! | 0:15:54 | 0:15:58 | |
If I say you'll eat soggy chips, you will! | 0:15:58 | 0:16:02 | |
Soggy chips. | 0:16:04 | 0:16:06 | |
One o'clock in the morning. | 0:16:14 | 0:16:17 | |
You'd think he'd give us the chance to have a wee bit turn at sleeping. | 0:16:17 | 0:16:22 | |
No, he won't let us take our eyes off them. He's obsessed. | 0:16:22 | 0:16:26 | |
GODFREY: Sir, do you think I could possibly be excused? | 0:16:26 | 0:16:31 | |
No. Stay at your post. | 0:16:31 | 0:16:33 | |
PIKE: You hang on to this ladder. | 0:16:33 | 0:16:36 | |
Don't keep staring at me! Look in some other direction. | 0:16:43 | 0:16:47 | |
-Put that down! You're meant to be watching the prisoners! -Sorry. | 0:16:48 | 0:16:53 | |
-Keep them well covered, Jones. -I'm watching them. | 0:16:53 | 0:16:57 | |
Captain, that fellow does keep his eye on you. | 0:16:57 | 0:17:00 | |
Every single minute. | 0:17:00 | 0:17:02 | |
I've got a notion he doesnae like you. | 0:17:02 | 0:17:06 | |
I wouldn't like to be you if he turned the tables on us. | 0:17:06 | 0:17:10 | |
That's very unlikely. | 0:17:10 | 0:17:13 | |
I've had a good night. Booked three houses for showing lights and drunk ale with you. | 0:17:14 | 0:17:20 | |
Not a word to his reverence about the bottle in my hidey-hole. | 0:17:20 | 0:17:25 | |
You can rely on me. Mum's the word. | 0:17:25 | 0:17:28 | |
We'd better say goodnight to Napoleon. | 0:17:28 | 0:17:32 | |
Good night, Napoleon. | 0:17:32 | 0:17:34 | |
Blimey! What's all this? | 0:17:34 | 0:17:37 | |
German prisoners of war. Keep away! | 0:17:37 | 0:17:39 | |
You can't keep Germans in the parish hall! | 0:17:39 | 0:17:43 | |
The vicar will be furious! | 0:17:43 | 0:17:46 | |
Mind your own business. | 0:17:46 | 0:17:48 | |
Ow! Ow! | 0:17:49 | 0:17:52 | |
What's up? | 0:17:52 | 0:17:53 | |
I feel so ill! It is my stomach. Ow! | 0:17:54 | 0:17:59 | |
-Give us a hand, Verger. -Get away from him! | 0:18:00 | 0:18:04 | |
He's sick! | 0:18:04 | 0:18:05 | |
Aargh! | 0:18:05 | 0:18:07 | |
-I expect it was those soggy chips. -We must do something. | 0:18:07 | 0:18:12 | |
-I don't trust him. -You can't ignore it. | 0:18:12 | 0:18:15 | |
No. He's some mother's son. | 0:18:15 | 0:18:17 | |
He's got a heart of stone, Mr Hodges. | 0:18:17 | 0:18:19 | |
-I've got some bicarbonate of soda. Would that help? -Stay where you are. | 0:18:19 | 0:18:25 | |
You keep hold of this ladder! | 0:18:25 | 0:18:27 | |
Jones! Keep him covered. Watch him like a hawk. | 0:18:27 | 0:18:32 | |
Yes, sir. I'm completely cocked. | 0:18:32 | 0:18:34 | |
-Pike! Do the same. -Yes, sir. | 0:18:34 | 0:18:37 | |
I'm going in. | 0:18:37 | 0:18:39 | |
Something very funny here. | 0:18:39 | 0:18:42 | |
They're only a few harmless German sailors! | 0:18:42 | 0:18:45 | |
His breathing is all right. | 0:18:49 | 0:18:51 | |
-How's the pulse? -Aargh! Aargh! | 0:18:52 | 0:18:55 | |
No-one is moving! | 0:18:58 | 0:19:00 | |
Das Maschinengewehr los! Schnell! | 0:19:00 | 0:19:03 | |
Get back! | 0:19:03 | 0:19:05 | |
-Get back. -RAT-TAT-TAT | 0:19:05 | 0:19:07 | |
# Because I've got my eyes on you. # | 0:19:22 | 0:19:26 | |
All right, Wilson? | 0:19:27 | 0:19:29 | |
Yes, sir. Hancock and Desmond are covering the back door and window. | 0:19:29 | 0:19:35 | |
Stupid drunken fool, Hodges! | 0:19:35 | 0:19:37 | |
-They didn't get the gun! -You did well. | 0:19:37 | 0:19:40 | |
I haven't felt like this since I was in the trenches in 1916! | 0:19:40 | 0:19:45 | |
I did well, didn't I, Mr Wilson. I did do well! | 0:19:45 | 0:19:49 | |
Yes, Jonesy. Awfully well indeed. | 0:19:49 | 0:19:52 | |
Yes, and you behaved well too! You kept cool. | 0:19:52 | 0:19:56 | |
Did you think so? Very cool, was I? | 0:19:56 | 0:19:59 | |
When the mutual admiration society has finished, | 0:19:59 | 0:20:03 | |
maybe you'll tell us what we're going to do, Captain. | 0:20:03 | 0:20:07 | |
Right. We can't hang about all night! | 0:20:07 | 0:20:10 | |
They've only one revolver and can't get out of the office. | 0:20:10 | 0:20:15 | |
We're holding all the trumps. | 0:20:15 | 0:20:17 | |
See? | 0:20:17 | 0:20:19 | |
All right, Verger. | 0:20:19 | 0:20:21 | |
Do they want to surrender? | 0:20:23 | 0:20:26 | |
No. They want to go back to the fishing boat so they can cross to France. | 0:20:26 | 0:20:32 | |
What?! | 0:20:32 | 0:20:33 | |
Or he'll blow Mr Hodges' head off! | 0:20:33 | 0:20:37 | |
But they'd get another submarine and start sinking British ships again. | 0:20:37 | 0:20:42 | |
-He's right. -It's one life against thousands. | 0:20:42 | 0:20:46 | |
A terrible decision to take, Cap'n. | 0:20:46 | 0:20:49 | |
But you have to admit, you never liked the man. | 0:20:49 | 0:20:53 | |
Tell them we want time to think. | 0:20:57 | 0:20:59 | |
Right. | 0:20:59 | 0:21:01 | |
Well? He's thinking it over. | 0:21:08 | 0:21:11 | |
Tell him I give him until dawn. | 0:21:11 | 0:21:14 | |
Wh-what did Mainwaring say? | 0:21:14 | 0:21:16 | |
I must admit it doesn't look too good. | 0:21:16 | 0:21:19 | |
My gawd! | 0:21:20 | 0:21:22 | |
If only we could get that gun away. | 0:21:22 | 0:21:25 | |
-Permission to speak, sir. -Yes? | 0:21:28 | 0:21:30 | |
S'posing I dress up in old clothes, black my face and knock on the door and say I'm a chimney sweep? | 0:21:30 | 0:21:37 | |
I say to Mr Hodges, "Hello, Fritz". | 0:21:40 | 0:21:42 | |
They ask why I call him Fritz, and I say, | 0:21:42 | 0:21:46 | |
"He's really a German prisoner. He's only an air raid warden in his spare time". | 0:21:46 | 0:21:52 | |
Mr Mainwaring? | 0:21:52 | 0:21:54 | |
In that film, Petrified Forest, with Leslie Howard and Humphrey Bogart... | 0:21:54 | 0:21:59 | |
Bogart had got Howard prisoner, | 0:21:59 | 0:22:02 | |
and he was holding him in a cabin overnight at gunpoint. | 0:22:02 | 0:22:06 | |
Howard kept on quoting poetry, using long words and sneering, and got him all annoyed. | 0:22:06 | 0:22:13 | |
You could do that. | 0:22:13 | 0:22:15 | |
I missed that one. What happened to Howard? | 0:22:15 | 0:22:19 | |
He got shot. | 0:22:19 | 0:22:22 | |
Stupid boy! | 0:22:23 | 0:22:25 | |
I saw Freddie Bartholomew in David Copperfield... | 0:22:25 | 0:22:30 | |
but there was nothing in that. | 0:22:30 | 0:22:33 | |
I've never heard such drivel in my life. | 0:22:34 | 0:22:38 | |
David Cop... | 0:22:39 | 0:22:41 | |
Wait a minute! | 0:22:41 | 0:22:43 | |
Mr Micawber - "Something's bound to turn up." | 0:22:43 | 0:22:47 | |
We'll go along with this game of theirs. | 0:22:47 | 0:22:50 | |
We'll march right through the town. Somebody is bound to give an alarm. | 0:22:50 | 0:22:55 | |
We'll agree to your terms! | 0:22:55 | 0:22:58 | |
If they get away, the Navy will blow them up. | 0:22:58 | 0:23:01 | |
I'm glad you came to your senses. Das Maschinengewehr! Und hab Acht. | 0:23:03 | 0:23:08 | |
< Put down your rifles. | 0:23:08 | 0:23:10 | |
Do as he says. | 0:23:10 | 0:23:12 | |
-< Get me a grenade and some string. -Do it, Wilson. | 0:23:12 | 0:23:16 | |
Die Gewehre entladen und die Bajonette ausnehmen. | 0:23:16 | 0:23:20 | |
You won't get away with it. | 0:23:20 | 0:23:22 | |
Nobody will interfere. You will be escorting us - with empty rifles. | 0:23:22 | 0:23:27 | |
-How will you make us do that? -Very simply. | 0:23:27 | 0:23:30 | |
-Is it primed? -Yes. -You don't mind if I make sure? | 0:23:30 | 0:23:34 | |
By all means. | 0:23:34 | 0:23:37 | |
Good. | 0:23:37 | 0:23:38 | |
You, old man! Take off your belt and undo your tunic. | 0:23:40 | 0:23:44 | |
Pardon?! | 0:23:44 | 0:23:46 | |
Do as I tell you. Remove your belt. | 0:23:46 | 0:23:49 | |
Just to make sure, Captain, | 0:23:50 | 0:23:52 | |
that your behaviour is correct, | 0:23:52 | 0:23:54 | |
zis old man will march in front of me. | 0:23:54 | 0:23:58 | |
One false move from you... | 0:23:59 | 0:24:02 | |
..and I pull ze string! | 0:24:03 | 0:24:06 | |
Don't make any false moves, Mr Mainwaring, | 0:24:06 | 0:24:10 | |
and don't make any real ones either! | 0:24:10 | 0:24:13 | |
I will have time to get clear, but the old man has to undo his tunic. | 0:24:13 | 0:24:19 | |
A terrible way to die! | 0:24:19 | 0:24:21 | |
You unspeakable swine! | 0:24:24 | 0:24:26 | |
As commander I reserve the right to have that bomb in MY waistband. | 0:24:26 | 0:24:32 | |
I cannot allow them to put a bomb down your trousers! | 0:24:32 | 0:24:37 | |
They can put 20 bombs down mine and I will not crack. | 0:24:37 | 0:24:42 | |
You can't win this war! See the sort of men this country breeds! | 0:24:46 | 0:24:50 | |
-Rather stupid ones. -All very well to sneer but you've forgotten one thing. | 0:24:50 | 0:24:57 | |
-What's that? -The Royal Navy. You won't make it. | 0:24:57 | 0:25:01 | |
We will, because you will be with us! That man stays behind to tell them. | 0:25:01 | 0:25:06 | |
The Navy will not shoot on their own people. | 0:25:06 | 0:25:09 | |
When we arrive in France, you will be MY prisoners. | 0:25:09 | 0:25:14 | |
And then... | 0:25:14 | 0:25:15 | |
we shall examine the list. | 0:25:15 | 0:25:18 | |
Uncle Arthur! | 0:25:38 | 0:25:40 | |
-If I tell the German it's a dummy detonator, do you think he'd take me off his list? -Oh, do be quiet! | 0:25:40 | 0:25:47 | |
Blimey, sir. Look! There's a colonel. | 0:25:50 | 0:25:54 | |
The game's up. What are you going to do now? | 0:25:54 | 0:25:57 | |
Nothing. You will bluff your way out. | 0:25:57 | 0:26:01 | |
I refuse to cooperate! He won't do it, Jones. | 0:26:01 | 0:26:05 | |
Mr Mainwaring, if you don't do as he says, he'll pull the string. | 0:26:05 | 0:26:10 | |
-Oh, no, he won't! -Oh, yes, I will! | 0:26:10 | 0:26:12 | |
He says he will, Mr Mainwaring. | 0:26:14 | 0:26:16 | |
Platoon! Halt! | 0:26:18 | 0:26:21 | |
-Where ARE you taking the prisoners? -Well, I...I... | 0:26:22 | 0:26:26 | |
The Captain thought they should go for a walk, get some fresh air. | 0:26:26 | 0:26:31 | |
What's wrong? You're as white as a sheet. | 0:26:31 | 0:26:35 | |
Fresh air will do him some good. | 0:26:35 | 0:26:37 | |
We're off to the harbour for the sea breeze. | 0:26:37 | 0:26:41 | |
I'm going to pick up the escort for the prisoners. I'll see you later. | 0:26:41 | 0:26:46 | |
Yes, sir. | 0:26:46 | 0:26:47 | |
Platoon... | 0:26:47 | 0:26:49 | |
I'm surprised at you! Your men are always so smart. Why isn't Jones wearing his... | 0:26:49 | 0:26:56 | |
What's this great lump of string doing? | 0:26:56 | 0:26:59 | |
Don't panic! Don't panic! | 0:27:02 | 0:27:05 | |
It's slipped out! Ooh! | 0:27:11 | 0:27:14 | |
Save yourself, sir! Save yourself! | 0:27:18 | 0:27:20 | |
-I'll cut it out. -No! | 0:27:20 | 0:27:23 | |
I wonder if I might borrow your revolver? | 0:27:26 | 0:27:30 | |
-What's going on? -I'll explain later. | 0:27:30 | 0:27:33 | |
Listen to me, you German fellows. | 0:27:33 | 0:27:36 | |
Would you get up against the wall and put your hands up, please? | 0:27:36 | 0:27:40 | |
Come on! | 0:27:40 | 0:27:42 | |
Good fellows. | 0:27:42 | 0:27:44 | |
That should have gone off by now. | 0:27:44 | 0:27:47 | |
-Oh! Oh! -That thing should have gone off by now! | 0:27:47 | 0:27:51 | |
So it should! | 0:27:52 | 0:27:54 | |
I've been saved. I've been saved. | 0:27:54 | 0:27:56 | |
I told you to prime those grenades! | 0:27:58 | 0:28:01 | |
I did, sir. With dummies. | 0:28:01 | 0:28:04 | |
Why is it you can never do anything you're... | 0:28:04 | 0:28:07 | |
You saved Jones's life. | 0:28:07 | 0:28:10 | |
Perhaps now you'll agree with me. | 0:28:10 | 0:28:13 | |
It's dangerous to keep them primed. | 0:28:13 | 0:28:15 | |
Excuse me, sir. | 0:28:15 | 0:28:18 | |
Now that the crisis has passed... | 0:28:18 | 0:28:20 | |
would you mind asking Frazer to take his hand out of my trousers? | 0:28:20 | 0:28:25 | |
Subtitles by Veronica Simpson and Helen Rankin, 1993 | 0:28:58 | 0:29:02 |