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BEEPING | 0:00:02 | 0:00:03 | |
Definitely still something in there. | 0:00:05 | 0:00:07 | |
I knew it! | 0:00:07 | 0:00:08 | |
It's a piece of shrapnel, I can feel it. | 0:00:08 | 0:00:10 | |
Well, meter's saying small bronze coin, possibly Georgian, | 0:00:10 | 0:00:13 | |
but it's a bit of an iffy signal. | 0:00:13 | 0:00:15 | |
Doctors are refusing to believe me, reckon I'm making a fuss. | 0:00:15 | 0:00:18 | |
-How's it feel? -Nah, it's not too bad. | 0:00:18 | 0:00:20 | |
I was lucky I was wearing my triple-weave combat protectives. | 0:00:20 | 0:00:23 | |
-You were quite a way from the crater. -Yeah, blew me about 40ft. | 0:00:23 | 0:00:27 | |
-Were you running? -No. No, it was the blast. | 0:00:27 | 0:00:30 | |
-So, when do you get out? -Couple of days. | 0:00:30 | 0:00:33 | |
They want to make sure that the cuts aren't infected. | 0:00:33 | 0:00:35 | |
Well, they better get the shrapnel out. | 0:00:35 | 0:00:37 | |
You can't go detecting with metal in your leg, | 0:00:37 | 0:00:39 | |
you'll get a signal every other step. | 0:00:39 | 0:00:41 | |
That's why Barry Sheen had to call it a day. | 0:00:41 | 0:00:43 | |
-Who'd have thought, eh? Mr Health and Safety? -Yeah, all right, Russ. | 0:00:55 | 0:00:58 | |
-Of all the people. -Do you know what type of bomb it was? | 0:00:58 | 0:01:01 | |
It was just your basic Luftwaffe FLAM C500 incendiary, Hugh. | 0:01:01 | 0:01:05 | |
-Cool. -Hmm. | 0:01:05 | 0:01:06 | |
Well, there's a lesson here for everyone. | 0:01:06 | 0:01:08 | |
Oh, what's that, Russ? Don't dig up bombs? | 0:01:08 | 0:01:11 | |
Don't detonate bombs. | 0:01:11 | 0:01:13 | |
He's right, you know. | 0:01:13 | 0:01:15 | |
I'm losing my touch. | 0:01:15 | 0:01:16 | |
It's a rookie mistake. First day of metal detecting school. | 0:01:16 | 0:01:20 | |
I thought that was don't detect in a thunderstorm. | 0:01:20 | 0:01:22 | |
They get through a lot on that first day. | 0:01:22 | 0:01:24 | |
-Perhaps it's time to hang up the old detector. -What?! -No! | 0:01:24 | 0:01:27 | |
What's more, it may be time to hand over the presidency. | 0:01:27 | 0:01:31 | |
Really? | 0:01:31 | 0:01:33 | |
For more than a decade, | 0:01:33 | 0:01:34 | |
I have shared in the turbulent history of this club. | 0:01:34 | 0:01:37 | |
I have tried to the best of my ability | 0:01:37 | 0:01:39 | |
to discharge those duties that were entrusted to me. | 0:01:39 | 0:01:42 | |
And now, having finished the work assigned me, | 0:01:42 | 0:01:45 | |
I retire from the great theatre of action. And bidding... | 0:01:45 | 0:01:49 | |
Hang on, that's the George Washington resignation speech. | 0:01:49 | 0:01:53 | |
Doesn't matter, it's relevant. | 0:01:53 | 0:01:54 | |
And bidding an affectionate farewell to this august body, | 0:01:54 | 0:01:58 | |
I here offer my commission... | 0:01:58 | 0:02:01 | |
and take leave of all the employments of public life. | 0:02:01 | 0:02:05 | |
HUGH CLAPS | 0:02:07 | 0:02:09 | |
-Thank you. -APPLAUSE | 0:02:11 | 0:02:13 | |
Thank you. | 0:02:13 | 0:02:15 | |
So, who's going to take over? | 0:02:17 | 0:02:20 | |
Well, that's for you to decide. | 0:02:20 | 0:02:21 | |
But I would suggest Andy as the new leader. | 0:02:21 | 0:02:25 | |
-What does it involve? -Buying a new jar of Nescafe every three months. | 0:02:25 | 0:02:29 | |
-It's more than that, Russell! -Every four months. | 0:02:29 | 0:02:31 | |
Look, there are subscriptions to collect. | 0:02:31 | 0:02:35 | |
We've got seven members. | 0:02:35 | 0:02:37 | |
There are talks and rallies to organise, | 0:02:37 | 0:02:40 | |
there are permissions to secure... | 0:02:40 | 0:02:42 | |
I think Andy is the man to lead this club forward. | 0:02:44 | 0:02:47 | |
Er...thanks, Terry. I'll... I'll certainly think about it. | 0:02:47 | 0:02:50 | |
Good. Now, if you don't mind, | 0:02:50 | 0:02:52 | |
thank you all for coming, but I would like to get some rest. | 0:02:52 | 0:02:55 | |
-Let us know if you need anything, Terry. -Take away those pillows. | 0:02:55 | 0:02:59 | |
I shall need them no more. | 0:02:59 | 0:03:00 | |
-Lewis Carroll. -Get out! | 0:03:00 | 0:03:02 | |
TERRY INHALES SHARPLY | 0:03:04 | 0:03:06 | |
Erm...Terry? | 0:03:12 | 0:03:15 | |
-Yes, Hugh? -If they get that piece of shrapnel out... | 0:03:15 | 0:03:19 | |
It's yours, mate. | 0:03:19 | 0:03:21 | |
Thanks, Terry. | 0:03:22 | 0:03:24 | |
Cheers. | 0:03:24 | 0:03:25 | |
BIRDSONG | 0:03:30 | 0:03:33 | |
But why me? | 0:03:34 | 0:03:36 | |
You're studying archaeology. He sees you as legit. | 0:03:36 | 0:03:40 | |
Why would I want to be president of the DMDC? | 0:03:40 | 0:03:43 | |
Think of the power. | 0:03:43 | 0:03:45 | |
Are you serious? What power? | 0:03:45 | 0:03:48 | |
The power to lord it over Russell and Hugh? | 0:03:48 | 0:03:51 | |
The power to collect £3.50 off them every quarter? | 0:03:51 | 0:03:54 | |
No, I'm talking about the power to change the club, | 0:03:54 | 0:03:58 | |
turn it into something worthwhile. | 0:03:58 | 0:04:00 | |
You could get that bloke to be patron. | 0:04:00 | 0:04:03 | |
-What bloke? -You know, "I have a cunning plan." | 0:04:03 | 0:04:06 | |
-Sir Tony Robinson? -Is he a sir? | 0:04:06 | 0:04:09 | |
Yeah, show some respect. | 0:04:09 | 0:04:11 | |
We could get fleeces with DMDC embroidered on 'em. | 0:04:11 | 0:04:14 | |
I doubt you could buy them in batches of less than 50. | 0:04:14 | 0:04:17 | |
-Well, then advertise, increase the membership. -Just to fill the fleeces? | 0:04:17 | 0:04:21 | |
No, to increase our clout, increase our influence. | 0:04:21 | 0:04:24 | |
The antique researchers are officially affiliated | 0:04:24 | 0:04:27 | |
with the Colchester Museum. | 0:04:27 | 0:04:29 | |
They get to be official detectorists on any dig in the county. | 0:04:29 | 0:04:33 | |
We could be sitting on something bigger than Sutton Hoo here. | 0:04:33 | 0:04:37 | |
Yeah, if we could turn our club into something more professional, | 0:04:37 | 0:04:41 | |
then we could oust them from their position. | 0:04:41 | 0:04:44 | |
Yeah. Mount a dirty-smears campaign. | 0:04:44 | 0:04:48 | |
Eww! | 0:04:48 | 0:04:49 | |
It's just a smear campaign. | 0:04:49 | 0:04:51 | |
You're thinking of a dirty protest. | 0:04:51 | 0:04:53 | |
Whatever. | 0:04:53 | 0:04:54 | |
Here. | 0:04:54 | 0:04:56 | |
Oh, nice! | 0:04:56 | 0:04:58 | |
Anyway, I need to get down there again. | 0:05:00 | 0:05:03 | |
I know. I'm working a lot this week. | 0:05:03 | 0:05:06 | |
-Can't wait too long. -Yeah. | 0:05:06 | 0:05:08 | |
-I'll find some time. Don't go down there without me. -Nope. OK. | 0:05:08 | 0:05:11 | |
-Becky talking to you again? -Just about. | 0:05:13 | 0:05:16 | |
It was just a misunderstanding. I think she was drunk. | 0:05:16 | 0:05:19 | |
Oh, didn't seem drunk. | 0:05:19 | 0:05:21 | |
No, but she was being sick the next morning, that's a sure sign. | 0:05:21 | 0:05:24 | |
No...everything's fine. | 0:05:24 | 0:05:27 | |
Good. So we're all up for quiz night on Friday? | 0:05:28 | 0:05:31 | |
-Don't see why not. -That's good, we need her geography knowledge. | 0:05:31 | 0:05:34 | |
Right, not her company and conversation? | 0:05:34 | 0:05:36 | |
Just as long as she knows the longest river in Azerbaijan. | 0:05:36 | 0:05:39 | |
-I'm thinking of inviting Sophie down, actually. -What? | 0:05:39 | 0:05:43 | |
Whose team would she be on? | 0:05:44 | 0:05:46 | |
Ours. You're allowed up to four members in a team. | 0:05:46 | 0:05:49 | |
But it's you, me and Becks. It's always been us. | 0:05:49 | 0:05:53 | |
You know, just the three of us, the old team, | 0:05:53 | 0:05:56 | |
that's what makes it so impressive when we win. | 0:05:56 | 0:05:58 | |
It'll only be the once. I want Becky and Sophie to be friends. | 0:05:58 | 0:06:02 | |
Right, well, good luck with that one, then. | 0:06:02 | 0:06:05 | |
-What do you mean? -Well, I just think you're on thin ice, | 0:06:05 | 0:06:08 | |
could find yourself in some hot water. | 0:06:08 | 0:06:11 | |
But it's always been you, me and Lance, just the three, the old team. | 0:06:15 | 0:06:19 | |
Well, you're allowed up to four members on a team | 0:06:19 | 0:06:21 | |
and I think you'd like her if you got to know her. | 0:06:21 | 0:06:23 | |
-I don't particularly want to get to know her. -Why not? | 0:06:23 | 0:06:26 | |
-Well, she's a floozy. -A floozy? I haven't heard that word in years. | 0:06:26 | 0:06:29 | |
-She's a dolly bird. -You sound like your mum. | 0:06:29 | 0:06:32 | |
Sorry. Sorry, you don't sound like your mum, | 0:06:32 | 0:06:34 | |
you've never sounded like your mum. That was wrong of me. | 0:06:34 | 0:06:36 | |
I've just never heard you use words like "floozy" and "dolly bird" before. | 0:06:36 | 0:06:40 | |
Anyway, the point is by saying that you don't want to know Sophie, | 0:06:40 | 0:06:43 | |
you're basically saying that you still believe | 0:06:43 | 0:06:45 | |
something's going on between me and Sophie. | 0:06:45 | 0:06:48 | |
And, by your own admission, you don't believe that any more. | 0:06:48 | 0:06:50 | |
-SHE SIGHS -Christ! | 0:06:50 | 0:06:53 | |
What is all this stuff? It weighs a tonne. | 0:06:53 | 0:06:55 | |
End of term presents from the kids, | 0:06:55 | 0:06:57 | |
-mainly candles and World's Best Teacher mugs. -Can't we dump it? | 0:06:57 | 0:07:00 | |
-No, what if somebody found it? -They couldn't trace it back to you. | 0:07:00 | 0:07:04 | |
Hello? World's Best Teacher. | 0:07:04 | 0:07:06 | |
-Good point. -Did you go the hospital? | 0:07:06 | 0:07:09 | |
Yeah, he's fine, just cuts and bruises. | 0:07:09 | 0:07:12 | |
He's loving it, actually, enjoying the drama. | 0:07:12 | 0:07:15 | |
He's resigned the club presidency. | 0:07:15 | 0:07:17 | |
-Wow! I'll alert the media. -SHE LAUGHS | 0:07:17 | 0:07:19 | |
-Does that mean the end of the DMDC? -No, why should it? | 0:07:19 | 0:07:22 | |
Well, who's going to be stupid enough | 0:07:22 | 0:07:24 | |
to want to take over as president? | 0:07:24 | 0:07:26 | |
-You're not? -Why not? | 0:07:28 | 0:07:30 | |
Oh, God! | 0:07:31 | 0:07:32 | |
-What -possible -reason could you have | 0:07:35 | 0:07:37 | |
for wanting to be president of the Danbury Metal Detecting Club?! | 0:07:37 | 0:07:42 | |
-I'd say it was an ego thing but there are only six members. -Seven. | 0:07:42 | 0:07:46 | |
Being the glorious leader of six socially awkward geeks | 0:07:46 | 0:07:49 | |
-isn't going to boost anyone's ego. -Seven. | 0:07:49 | 0:07:52 | |
Lance says we can increase membership and then have more power | 0:07:52 | 0:07:55 | |
and influence in the archaeological world. | 0:07:55 | 0:07:58 | |
-SHE LAUGHS -Power and influence?! | 0:07:58 | 0:08:00 | |
You're deluded! | 0:08:00 | 0:08:01 | |
Lance says we can ask Sir Tony Robinson to be patron. | 0:08:01 | 0:08:05 | |
-Who? -Baldrick off of Blackadder. | 0:08:05 | 0:08:07 | |
-Is he a sir? -Yes! | 0:08:09 | 0:08:11 | |
Why would he ever agree to that? | 0:08:11 | 0:08:13 | |
Because he's a champion of archaeology and archaeologists. | 0:08:13 | 0:08:16 | |
But you're not archaeologists, you're a bunch of hobbyists! | 0:08:16 | 0:08:19 | |
You are amateur metal detectors! | 0:08:19 | 0:08:21 | |
Detectorists. | 0:08:21 | 0:08:23 | |
-Lance says... -CROCKERY CLATTERS | 0:08:23 | 0:08:27 | |
-You don't want to hear what Lance says, do you? -No! | 0:08:27 | 0:08:30 | |
I just see little enough of you as it is! | 0:08:30 | 0:08:32 | |
And when I do, you're either caked in mud or smelling of scout hall! | 0:08:32 | 0:08:37 | |
It was the last day of term today, I'm a teacher, | 0:08:37 | 0:08:40 | |
I get a stupidly long summer holiday, | 0:08:40 | 0:08:42 | |
I wanted to go away somewhere, somewhere good, | 0:08:42 | 0:08:44 | |
somewhere with a swimming pool! | 0:08:44 | 0:08:46 | |
But we can't afford it! Maybe we can go away somewhere crap instead?! | 0:08:46 | 0:08:50 | |
Just let us find this ship burial | 0:08:50 | 0:08:53 | |
and I'll take you wherever you want to go. | 0:08:53 | 0:08:56 | |
-Simple as that? -Simple as that. | 0:08:56 | 0:08:58 | |
And, in the meantime, I'll take you to the Two Brewers for quiz night. | 0:08:58 | 0:09:03 | |
Does it have a swimming pool? | 0:09:03 | 0:09:05 | |
-Hmm, I'm not sure. -SHE GROANS | 0:09:05 | 0:09:07 | |
-SHE SIGHS -OK. Sounds good. | 0:09:08 | 0:09:12 | |
SQUEAKING | 0:09:17 | 0:09:19 | |
LANCE SINGS ALONG TO RADIO # And the operator says 40 cents more | 0:09:32 | 0:09:37 | |
# For the next three minutes | 0:09:37 | 0:09:42 | |
# Please, Mrs Avery I've just got to talk to her | 0:09:42 | 0:09:49 | |
-PHONE RINGS -# I'll only keep her a while... # | 0:09:49 | 0:09:53 | |
MUSIC OFF | 0:09:53 | 0:09:54 | |
Yeah, hello? | 0:09:54 | 0:09:56 | |
I can't do it, mate, I'm taking Mags and her mum to Bingo. | 0:09:59 | 0:10:02 | |
Oh, what? I changed my shift especially. | 0:10:02 | 0:10:04 | |
Well, why can't her new bloke take them? | 0:10:04 | 0:10:07 | |
She uses you. | 0:10:07 | 0:10:09 | |
She bloody does. | 0:10:09 | 0:10:10 | |
No, she bloody doesn't. | 0:10:10 | 0:10:12 | |
I want to help her. I can do tomorrow. | 0:10:12 | 0:10:15 | |
Don't worry about that, Bishop's given us permission. | 0:10:18 | 0:10:21 | |
It's still our land. | 0:10:21 | 0:10:23 | |
Yeah, well, I'm sorry. | 0:10:24 | 0:10:27 | |
She asked me and I... | 0:10:27 | 0:10:28 | |
I didn't feel I could let her down. | 0:10:28 | 0:10:31 | |
All right, whatever. | 0:10:31 | 0:10:33 | |
Yeah, maybe. | 0:10:33 | 0:10:34 | |
All right, see ya. | 0:10:34 | 0:10:35 | |
PHONE RINGS | 0:10:38 | 0:10:40 | |
Hey, Sophie. | 0:10:44 | 0:10:45 | |
Guess what I've got? | 0:10:45 | 0:10:47 | |
Technetic's UO Tech. | 0:10:48 | 0:10:51 | |
No, second hand. Nearly new. | 0:10:52 | 0:10:55 | |
Unwanted Christmas present, apparently. | 0:10:55 | 0:10:57 | |
So, when are we going out? | 0:10:57 | 0:10:59 | |
Oh, I dunno. Lance is busy and we sort of said we wouldn't. | 0:10:59 | 0:11:02 | |
Yeah. No, I suppose it couldn't hurt. | 0:11:04 | 0:11:06 | |
All right, what time? | 0:11:07 | 0:11:10 | |
All right, see you there. | 0:11:10 | 0:11:12 | |
Whoa! | 0:11:21 | 0:11:23 | |
Terry had a lucky escape. | 0:11:23 | 0:11:25 | |
Yeah, but at least he got an anecdote out of it. | 0:11:25 | 0:11:29 | |
Well, look at me. | 0:11:30 | 0:11:32 | |
Very nice. You're one of us now. | 0:11:32 | 0:11:34 | |
-Just need some camouflage. -Why do detectorists wear camouflage? | 0:11:34 | 0:11:38 | |
-To hide from predators. -Of course. | 0:11:38 | 0:11:40 | |
-So what are we looking for? -A Saxon king. | 0:11:40 | 0:11:43 | |
-Sexred of the Saxons? -You got it. -Well, what's he look like? | 0:11:43 | 0:11:46 | |
-About yay high, beard, buried in a ship. -OK. | 0:11:46 | 0:11:50 | |
So, this is your discrimination, that differentiates between metals, | 0:11:50 | 0:11:55 | |
so you won't get a signal when you go over iron. | 0:11:55 | 0:11:57 | |
And this here sets your ground balance. | 0:11:57 | 0:11:59 | |
-Yeah, yeah, boring. Come on, let's go. -Whoa! Slow down. | 0:11:59 | 0:12:01 | |
You've got to know these things or you'll spend your whole time | 0:12:01 | 0:12:04 | |
-digging holes with nothing in the bottom of 'em. -Bollocks! | 0:12:04 | 0:12:07 | |
Set it to treasure and let's go get rich. | 0:12:07 | 0:12:09 | |
What happened to you? | 0:12:09 | 0:12:10 | |
What happened to the girl who was interested in local history? | 0:12:10 | 0:12:13 | |
It's not about finding treasure, it's about finding... | 0:12:13 | 0:12:16 | |
Buttons and ring-pulls? | 0:12:16 | 0:12:18 | |
No thank you. Show me to the non-ferrous metals. | 0:12:18 | 0:12:21 | |
-Unbelievable! -First pre-decimal coin buys the drinks! | 0:12:21 | 0:12:25 | |
SHUTTER CLICKS REPEATEDLY | 0:12:34 | 0:12:37 | |
# I knew no vices and I knew no sin | 0:12:46 | 0:12:50 | |
# I knew the words but they didn't sink in | 0:12:50 | 0:12:54 | |
-# Stayed out those tunnels that pull people down -BEEPING | 0:12:54 | 0:12:58 | |
-# There's more of those tunnels in your home town -BEEPING | 0:12:58 | 0:13:02 | |
# Fell far from grace | 0:13:02 | 0:13:05 | |
# So far I couldn't see | 0:13:05 | 0:13:07 | |
# And, oh, underground, I wasn't that far from the tree | 0:13:07 | 0:13:11 | |
# We're all digging if you want to know | 0:13:11 | 0:13:13 | |
# Fixing, digging far too slow | 0:13:13 | 0:13:20 | |
# Far too slow | 0:13:20 | 0:13:23 | |
# We dug for money, We shovelled four tonnes | 0:13:26 | 0:13:30 | |
# And the end wasn't funny, Though we'd all had fun | 0:13:30 | 0:13:34 | |
# Limping and broken, The tunnel fell in | 0:13:34 | 0:13:38 | |
# I've been limping from tunnels Since my original sin | 0:13:38 | 0:13:42 | |
# Birthright's a trouble | 0:13:42 | 0:13:44 | |
# My father dug, too | 0:13:44 | 0:13:46 | |
# He got where he was going At the age of 62 | 0:13:46 | 0:13:50 | |
# We're all digging, If you want to know | 0:13:50 | 0:13:53 | |
# Fixing, digging far too slow | 0:13:53 | 0:14:00 | |
# Far too slow. # | 0:14:00 | 0:14:03 | |
BEEPING | 0:14:03 | 0:14:06 | |
SQUEAKING | 0:14:10 | 0:14:12 | |
You won't believe the photo I just took of you. | 0:14:14 | 0:14:18 | |
Oh, my God! | 0:14:23 | 0:14:25 | |
SHE GASPS | 0:14:28 | 0:14:30 | |
You found your gold! | 0:14:30 | 0:14:32 | |
I found my gold. | 0:14:32 | 0:14:33 | |
Oh, dear. | 0:14:43 | 0:14:45 | |
I think we're going to get told off. | 0:14:45 | 0:14:47 | |
Basically, good news and bad news. | 0:14:53 | 0:14:55 | |
What's the bad news? | 0:14:55 | 0:14:56 | |
MOD have turned up, site's out of bounds. | 0:14:56 | 0:14:58 | |
They're doing geophys to determine whether | 0:14:58 | 0:15:01 | |
there's any more unexploded subsoil ordinance. | 0:15:01 | 0:15:04 | |
Well, just as long as they don't find anything pre-1940. | 0:15:04 | 0:15:07 | |
How did you find out? Did you phone Bishop? | 0:15:07 | 0:15:10 | |
Well, that's where the good news comes in. | 0:15:10 | 0:15:13 | |
Wait for it. | 0:15:13 | 0:15:15 | |
Da-dah! | 0:15:15 | 0:15:18 | |
What's that?! | 0:15:18 | 0:15:19 | |
Gold Stata. | 0:15:19 | 0:15:21 | |
Well, I know what it is. Where did you get it? | 0:15:21 | 0:15:24 | |
Bishop's farm, not far from the crater. | 0:15:24 | 0:15:27 | |
You went there without me? | 0:15:27 | 0:15:29 | |
Well, yeah. I know we sort of said, but I didn't think you'd mind | 0:15:29 | 0:15:33 | |
-and we certainly didn't expect... -We?! Who's "we"? | 0:15:33 | 0:15:37 | |
Me and Sophie. | 0:15:37 | 0:15:39 | |
She bought a detector, she wanted to try it out. | 0:15:39 | 0:15:41 | |
-I didn't think you'd mind. -Well, I do mind! | 0:15:41 | 0:15:43 | |
I do mind you went to Bishop's farm without me when you said you wouldn't. | 0:15:43 | 0:15:46 | |
I do mind you went with Sophie. | 0:15:46 | 0:15:48 | |
And I do mind you found your first gold with her and not with me. | 0:15:48 | 0:15:51 | |
-Come on, mate. -Did you do a dance? | 0:15:51 | 0:15:53 | |
-No. -We always said we'd do a dance when we first found gold. | 0:15:53 | 0:15:57 | |
Yeah, well, it didn't seem right without you there. | 0:15:57 | 0:16:00 | |
Didn't want to feel un-cool in front of your new girlfriend? | 0:16:00 | 0:16:03 | |
-She's not my girlfriend. -Why don't you do it now? | 0:16:03 | 0:16:06 | |
-What, dance? -Yeah. | 0:16:06 | 0:16:08 | |
-What, here? -Yeah. -No. | 0:16:08 | 0:16:11 | |
-Go on, dance. -Don't want to. | 0:16:11 | 0:16:13 | |
-Well, why don't you get out of my flat, then? -Come on! | 0:16:13 | 0:16:16 | |
No, go on. I've got stuff to do. | 0:16:16 | 0:16:19 | |
We still doing the quiz? | 0:16:26 | 0:16:27 | |
-Yeah. Yeah, I'm doing the quiz, yeah. -Oh, good. | 0:16:27 | 0:16:30 | |
-But not with you. -What?! -You've got a new detecting partner, | 0:16:30 | 0:16:34 | |
-she can be your new quiz partner an' all. -Come on, mate. | 0:16:34 | 0:16:37 | |
No, I'll find my own team. | 0:16:37 | 0:16:38 | |
And while we're at it, I've decided to stand for club president, as well. | 0:16:38 | 0:16:42 | |
We can't stand against each other, that's ridiculous. | 0:16:42 | 0:16:45 | |
Pull out, then. Or, better still, whoever loses the quiz on Friday, | 0:16:45 | 0:16:49 | |
they can pull out the presidency. | 0:16:49 | 0:16:51 | |
-Who's your team? -Oh, I've got people. | 0:16:52 | 0:16:56 | |
Intelligent people. | 0:16:56 | 0:16:57 | |
ANDY SNIGGERS Get out! | 0:16:57 | 0:16:59 | |
MURMURING CHATTER | 0:17:10 | 0:17:13 | |
Two halves...for the ladies. | 0:17:20 | 0:17:22 | |
-HE LAUGHS -And a pint for me. Cheers. | 0:17:22 | 0:17:25 | |
Thanks, love. | 0:17:25 | 0:17:27 | |
Why are you drinking girls' drinks, Lance? Watching the figure? | 0:17:29 | 0:17:33 | |
-Driving. -Still got the old banger? | 0:17:33 | 0:17:35 | |
-TR7's a classic. -Take no notice, Lance, he's just jealous. | 0:17:35 | 0:17:39 | |
Jealous of the Yellow Peril? | 0:17:39 | 0:17:41 | |
I don't need a penis extension to prove myself. | 0:17:41 | 0:17:43 | |
It's not a penis extension, Tony, penis extensions are red. | 0:17:43 | 0:17:47 | |
It is a penis extension. | 0:17:47 | 0:17:48 | |
A tiny yellow penis extension. | 0:17:48 | 0:17:51 | |
-Can we stop talking about my penis? -Probably best. | 0:17:51 | 0:17:54 | |
Leaves a bad taste in the mouth. | 0:17:54 | 0:17:55 | |
Or so I've heard. | 0:17:55 | 0:17:57 | |
-TONY LAUGHS -Tony! | 0:17:57 | 0:17:59 | |
THEY BOTH LAUGH | 0:17:59 | 0:18:01 | |
-What do you mean? Why not? -He's got a new team. -What new team? | 0:18:07 | 0:18:11 | |
-I dunno. -Well, who's going to be our sub? -Sophie, I told you. | 0:18:11 | 0:18:14 | |
-What?! -I told you. | 0:18:14 | 0:18:16 | |
I want you to see that she's actually really nice. | 0:18:16 | 0:18:19 | |
-SHE LAUGHS/GROANS -I'm sure she's bloody wonderful. | 0:18:19 | 0:18:22 | |
-Oh, look, there's Lance. -Who's he with? | 0:18:29 | 0:18:32 | |
-What's going on? -Nothing. Who's he with? -Have you two fallen out? | 0:18:32 | 0:18:35 | |
-No. What? Why? -Brilliant! | 0:18:35 | 0:18:36 | |
I'll be sitting there like a lemon while you ignore your boyfriend. | 0:18:36 | 0:18:39 | |
-He's not my boyfriend. -And hold hands with your girlfriend. | 0:18:39 | 0:18:42 | |
-She's not my girlfriend. -She's a floozy. -She's not a floozy. | 0:18:42 | 0:18:44 | |
-Who's not a floozy? -Hello, Sophie. Look, it's Sophie. | 0:18:44 | 0:18:48 | |
-Oh, yes. -Hi. -So, Sophie, this is erm...Becky. | 0:18:48 | 0:18:51 | |
Becky...this is Sophie. I think you've met before. | 0:18:51 | 0:18:55 | |
-Yep. Hi again. -Hello. | 0:18:55 | 0:18:57 | |
Sorry I poured three pints of strong European lager over you | 0:18:57 | 0:19:01 | |
last time we met. It was an accident. | 0:19:01 | 0:19:03 | |
That's OK. Happens all the time. | 0:19:03 | 0:19:07 | |
-Er...what are you drinking. Sophie, a pint? -Three, please. | 0:19:08 | 0:19:11 | |
HE LAUGHS AWKWARDLY | 0:19:11 | 0:19:13 | |
Right, I'm going for a fag. You coming, Mags? | 0:19:16 | 0:19:20 | |
-Yeah, go on, then. -No, they're about to start in a minute. | 0:19:20 | 0:19:23 | |
Won't be long. | 0:19:23 | 0:19:24 | |
All right? | 0:19:35 | 0:19:37 | |
Come on, mate, this isn't worth it. Come and join us at our table. | 0:19:38 | 0:19:42 | |
Loser pulls out of the presidency. | 0:19:42 | 0:19:44 | |
If you like. | 0:19:44 | 0:19:46 | |
And loser leaves the club. | 0:19:46 | 0:19:47 | |
-All right, tosser. -You tosser. -Are you? -No, you are. | 0:19:47 | 0:19:51 | |
BIRDSONG | 0:19:57 | 0:19:59 | |
-MAN: -'Right, now, quiz rules state...' | 0:20:03 | 0:20:05 | |
-Come on, then, that's us. -'..that everyone must hand over | 0:20:05 | 0:20:08 | |
'their telephones for the duration of the quiz.' | 0:20:08 | 0:20:11 | |
CHATTER | 0:20:16 | 0:20:18 | |
So, how does this work? | 0:20:18 | 0:20:20 | |
Quiz master asks the questions | 0:20:20 | 0:20:22 | |
and if you know the answer you write it down. | 0:20:22 | 0:20:25 | |
Yes, it's your basic pub quiz. | 0:20:25 | 0:20:26 | |
Different rounds, different subjects. | 0:20:26 | 0:20:29 | |
What's your speciality, do you think? | 0:20:29 | 0:20:31 | |
Children's programmes? | 0:20:31 | 0:20:33 | |
Well, I'm studying ancient history, so... | 0:20:33 | 0:20:35 | |
Yeah, doesn't often come up in the Two Brewers pub quiz. | 0:20:35 | 0:20:39 | |
You're a primary school teacher, aren't you? | 0:20:39 | 0:20:41 | |
-So you're probably good at most subjects. -That's right. | 0:20:41 | 0:20:43 | |
Up to Year-6 standard? | 0:20:43 | 0:20:45 | |
-Where have you been?! We're about to start! -All right! | 0:20:50 | 0:20:52 | |
Jesus! Don't wet yourself. | 0:20:52 | 0:20:54 | |
And, if everybody's ready... | 0:20:54 | 0:20:56 | |
Round one. | 0:20:57 | 0:20:59 | |
The sports round. | 0:20:59 | 0:21:00 | |
-ANDY GROANS -Question one. Which football club is nearest the Mersey? | 0:21:00 | 0:21:07 | |
-It's Liverpool. -No, it's Stockport. It's definitely Stockport. | 0:21:07 | 0:21:10 | |
People think it's Liverpool or Everton, it's definitely Stockport. | 0:21:10 | 0:21:13 | |
-OK. -Put it down. -Stockport. -Question two. | 0:21:13 | 0:21:16 | |
What was the 1966 World Cup mascot in England? | 0:21:16 | 0:21:22 | |
-I know it. -I know it! -Oh, that's it. -Yes! | 0:21:23 | 0:21:27 | |
-Willy? -Willy. -Yeah. | 0:21:27 | 0:21:29 | |
Hopefully some geography questions will come up. | 0:21:29 | 0:21:31 | |
Becky's got a geography degree. | 0:21:31 | 0:21:32 | |
Oh, my God! Amazing! Well done you! | 0:21:32 | 0:21:36 | |
Moving on to round two. | 0:21:49 | 0:21:51 | |
Lads' mags! | 0:21:51 | 0:21:52 | |
Ye-he-he-ess! | 0:21:52 | 0:21:54 | |
What does FHM stand for? | 0:21:54 | 0:21:59 | |
-MUTTERING -Just give him the pencil. | 0:21:59 | 0:22:03 | |
All right, fine. | 0:22:03 | 0:22:05 | |
-Write it! -HE LAUGHS | 0:22:05 | 0:22:07 | |
Look at them, they know everything. Don't you read lads' mags, Andy? | 0:22:07 | 0:22:11 | |
-No. -No, lads' mags are for men having midlife crises | 0:22:11 | 0:22:15 | |
who like looking at pictures of floozies and dolly birds. | 0:22:15 | 0:22:17 | |
ANDY LAUGHS AWKWARDLY | 0:22:17 | 0:22:19 | |
Round three. The Balearic Islands. | 0:22:27 | 0:22:31 | |
-Oh! -Ohh! -Danke schon! | 0:22:31 | 0:22:33 | |
On to the next round. | 0:22:35 | 0:22:37 | |
ITV2. | 0:22:37 | 0:22:39 | |
What?! | 0:22:39 | 0:22:40 | |
-Oh! -Perfect! -Series link! | 0:22:40 | 0:22:43 | |
That's not a category! | 0:22:43 | 0:22:44 | |
On to round five. Astronomy. | 0:22:50 | 0:22:53 | |
Here we go. | 0:22:53 | 0:22:54 | |
Question one. | 0:22:54 | 0:22:55 | |
What star sign are you | 0:22:55 | 0:22:57 | |
if you was born on the 10th of October? | 0:22:57 | 0:23:00 | |
-That's not... -Oh, I know this. -No. -I know this! | 0:23:00 | 0:23:02 | |
That's astrology, not astronomy. | 0:23:02 | 0:23:04 | |
What's the difference? | 0:23:04 | 0:23:06 | |
She's got it. She knows it. | 0:23:07 | 0:23:09 | |
And final round this evening is archaeology. | 0:23:18 | 0:23:22 | |
Here we are. | 0:23:22 | 0:23:24 | |
What year was the tomb of Tutankhamen discovered? | 0:23:24 | 0:23:28 | |
Who?! | 0:23:28 | 0:23:29 | |
1923. | 0:23:29 | 0:23:30 | |
-'23. -No, it's 1922. | 0:23:30 | 0:23:33 | |
-Is it? -The actual discovery of the tomb | 0:23:33 | 0:23:35 | |
when they found the steps was 1922, | 0:23:35 | 0:23:38 | |
when they broke through into the burial chamber | 0:23:38 | 0:23:40 | |
-and found the wonderful things, that was early 1923. -BECKY SIGHS | 0:23:40 | 0:23:44 | |
I did a project with my Year-6 children. | 0:23:44 | 0:23:48 | |
Well? This is your department, | 0:23:48 | 0:23:50 | |
Indiana Jones and the Temple of Urgh! | 0:23:50 | 0:23:52 | |
I know, it's just... It's either 1922 or 1923. | 0:23:52 | 0:23:56 | |
Oh, Lance! | 0:23:56 | 0:23:58 | |
CHATTER | 0:23:58 | 0:24:00 | |
MAGS: Put both years! Put both. | 0:24:00 | 0:24:02 | |
And the winners tonight, | 0:24:07 | 0:24:10 | |
who got every question right... | 0:24:10 | 0:24:13 | |
apart from them ones in the archaeology round, | 0:24:13 | 0:24:15 | |
they were quite difficult. | 0:24:15 | 0:24:17 | |
The winners are... | 0:24:17 | 0:24:19 | |
this team here! | 0:24:19 | 0:24:21 | |
BOTH: Oh! | 0:24:21 | 0:24:23 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:24:23 | 0:24:24 | |
BOTH LAUGH | 0:24:24 | 0:24:26 | |
-We win! -There we are. -Here, fellas. | 0:24:26 | 0:24:30 | |
Humiliating defeat. | 0:24:30 | 0:24:31 | |
Just goes to prove Lance is the trivia king. | 0:24:31 | 0:24:34 | |
-Still, nice to meet you, Sophie. -Yeah, you too. | 0:24:34 | 0:24:38 | |
See ya. | 0:24:38 | 0:24:40 | |
-BOTH LAUGH -I'm so proud! | 0:24:40 | 0:24:42 | |
See ya. | 0:24:42 | 0:24:43 | |
-Which is why you need to elect -me -as your next president. | 0:24:58 | 0:25:02 | |
Look, if I'm right, ladies and gentlemen, | 0:25:02 | 0:25:06 | |
then this is it, this is the big one, what we've all been looking for, | 0:25:06 | 0:25:12 | |
the final resting place of Sexred, King of the East Saxons. | 0:25:12 | 0:25:16 | |
So what we've got to do is make the initial find, | 0:25:16 | 0:25:20 | |
then we can secure our right to play a part in the excavation. | 0:25:20 | 0:25:24 | |
So let's get some new members in, some fresh blood, | 0:25:24 | 0:25:28 | |
and let's get some fleeces with DMDC embroidered on 'em. | 0:25:28 | 0:25:32 | |
No, Russell, it won't be too expensive, | 0:25:32 | 0:25:35 | |
because I've got a mate who works down at the custom fleece warehouse | 0:25:35 | 0:25:39 | |
and he'll give us a discount. | 0:25:39 | 0:25:41 | |
What's that young Hugh? Well, do you see Andy here? | 0:25:41 | 0:25:46 | |
Where is Andy in our hour of need? | 0:25:46 | 0:25:50 | |
Sorry, do you want to be alone with your detector? | 0:25:54 | 0:25:58 | |
Yeah, if you wouldn't mind. | 0:25:58 | 0:26:00 | |
-Do you talk to it? -Sometimes. | 0:26:05 | 0:26:08 | |
Does every detector have its own personality? | 0:26:08 | 0:26:11 | |
Lance would have you believe they do. | 0:26:11 | 0:26:13 | |
Why aren't you talking to Lance? What's it all about? | 0:26:13 | 0:26:17 | |
I went detecting on Bishop's farm when we sort of said we wouldn't. | 0:26:17 | 0:26:21 | |
On your own? | 0:26:21 | 0:26:22 | |
Yeah. | 0:26:22 | 0:26:24 | |
Oops. | 0:26:24 | 0:26:26 | |
He'll get over it. Don't be sad. | 0:26:26 | 0:26:29 | |
I'm going to let him be club president. | 0:26:29 | 0:26:32 | |
Well, you should, he's totally suited to it. You'd be rubbish. | 0:26:32 | 0:26:36 | |
I've pulled out of the presidential race. | 0:26:36 | 0:26:39 | |
-Was it a race? -Sort of. No, not really. | 0:26:39 | 0:26:43 | |
I'm glad anyway, I didn't really want to do it, | 0:26:43 | 0:26:45 | |
I just got caught up in all the excitement. | 0:26:45 | 0:26:47 | |
-Oh, my God! You are so sad! -SHE LAUGHS | 0:26:47 | 0:26:50 | |
Hang on, why aren't you drinking? | 0:26:53 | 0:26:55 | |
You haven't got school tomorrow. | 0:26:55 | 0:26:57 | |
There's a reason. | 0:26:58 | 0:26:59 | |
KNOCK AT DOOR | 0:26:59 | 0:27:01 | |
Oh, bloody hell! Who's that? | 0:27:01 | 0:27:04 | |
-What reason? -Hang on. | 0:27:08 | 0:27:11 | |
What reason? Are you trying to lose weight? | 0:27:13 | 0:27:15 | |
I never said you needed to lose weight. | 0:27:45 | 0:27:47 | |
You don't need to lose weight. | 0:27:47 | 0:27:48 | |
I thought that's why you weren't drinking. | 0:27:48 | 0:27:51 | |
-Becks, what you doing? Where are you going? -To my mum's. | 0:27:51 | 0:27:54 | |
Is it what I said? | 0:27:54 | 0:27:55 | |
It's not because of what you said, it's what you've done! | 0:27:55 | 0:27:59 | |
-What have I done? -Wrack your brains! | 0:27:59 | 0:28:02 | |
-Becky, wait! -ENGINE STARTS | 0:28:04 | 0:28:07 | |
HE SIGHS | 0:28:17 | 0:28:18 |