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Did you hear about old Bob Cromer? | 0:00:08 | 0:00:11 | |
-What about him? -Exhumed, mate. | 0:00:11 | 0:00:14 | |
-What? -Grave robbed. | 0:00:14 | 0:00:16 | |
By who?! | 0:00:16 | 0:00:18 | |
Nobody knows. Night hawks. | 0:00:18 | 0:00:21 | |
Rumour has it he was buried with some of his best finds. | 0:00:22 | 0:00:26 | |
James I guinea, medieval posy ring, that Viking torc. | 0:00:26 | 0:00:30 | |
They came in the night and dug him up. | 0:00:32 | 0:00:34 | |
Unbelievable. | 0:00:34 | 0:00:36 | |
-The things some people'll do for gold. -Yeah. | 0:00:36 | 0:00:39 | |
Poor old Bob. | 0:00:45 | 0:00:47 | |
Bet he never thought he'd end up on that end of a detector. | 0:00:47 | 0:00:50 | |
# Will you search through the lonely earth for me? | 0:00:59 | 0:01:04 | |
# Climb through the briar and bramble | 0:01:04 | 0:01:09 | |
# I'll be your treasure | 0:01:09 | 0:01:14 | |
# I'm waiting for you | 0:01:14 | 0:01:18 | |
# I'm waiting for you... # | 0:01:18 | 0:01:22 | |
BIRDSONG | 0:01:28 | 0:01:31 | |
No... | 0:01:34 | 0:01:35 | |
The idea of what is considered beautiful | 0:01:35 | 0:01:38 | |
changes through time. | 0:01:38 | 0:01:40 | |
Like... | 0:01:41 | 0:01:43 | |
Well, back in the Tudor period, | 0:01:43 | 0:01:46 | |
you might've been considered really attractive. | 0:01:46 | 0:01:49 | |
You know, scrawny, a bit of beard and the hair. | 0:01:49 | 0:01:53 | |
Stick a ruff around your neck, | 0:01:55 | 0:01:56 | |
you could've been one of Lizzie I's favourites. | 0:01:56 | 0:01:59 | |
Right, and how far back in time would you have to go | 0:01:59 | 0:02:01 | |
before YOU were considered attractive? | 0:02:01 | 0:02:03 | |
Oh, no, no, no, I... | 0:02:03 | 0:02:05 | |
My time is right around the corner. | 0:02:05 | 0:02:07 | |
Within the next couple of years, I reckon. | 0:02:09 | 0:02:12 | |
METAL DETECTOR BEEPS | 0:02:16 | 0:02:19 | |
I'm going to call it a day and head into town. | 0:02:25 | 0:02:27 | |
I said I'd drop by the library. | 0:02:27 | 0:02:28 | |
Sophie's meeting Peter to research that plane crash. | 0:02:28 | 0:02:31 | |
I can't get into it. | 0:02:31 | 0:02:33 | |
It's not old enough. | 0:02:33 | 0:02:35 | |
If it hasn't been forgotten, I'm not interested. | 0:02:35 | 0:02:38 | |
-I'm on a different quest. -Oh, yeah. What's that, then? | 0:02:40 | 0:02:43 | |
Oh, I dunno. | 0:02:43 | 0:02:44 | |
My heart has followed all my days something I cannot name. | 0:02:46 | 0:02:49 | |
Blimey. | 0:02:51 | 0:02:53 | |
Yeah, I won't be able to rest until I've danced the gold dance. | 0:02:53 | 0:02:57 | |
You're not coming, then? | 0:02:57 | 0:02:58 | |
-No, got plans. -Oh, yeah, what you doin'? | 0:02:58 | 0:03:01 | |
Um? Oh, er, I gotta pop into Screwfix. | 0:03:03 | 0:03:07 | |
What you got? | 0:03:09 | 0:03:10 | |
Boat. | 0:03:12 | 0:03:14 | |
-What, a boat? -Hmm? | 0:03:14 | 0:03:15 | |
No, B-O-A-T - Bit Off A Tractor. | 0:03:15 | 0:03:18 | |
HE SNORTS | 0:03:18 | 0:03:19 | |
What, haven't you heard that one? | 0:03:22 | 0:03:24 | |
Course I haven't. You just made it up. | 0:03:24 | 0:03:26 | |
Oh, it's an old one, that is, like POACH. | 0:03:26 | 0:03:29 | |
Go on. | 0:03:30 | 0:03:32 | |
Part Of A Combine Harvester? | 0:03:32 | 0:03:34 | |
Bullshit. | 0:03:34 | 0:03:35 | |
-Hi. -Hello. | 0:03:45 | 0:03:46 | |
-How are you? -Good. | 0:03:46 | 0:03:49 | |
Um, listen, thank you for helping me out with this. | 0:03:49 | 0:03:51 | |
It's all right. | 0:03:51 | 0:03:53 | |
-I'm a sucker for a bit of research. -You're a what? | 0:03:53 | 0:03:56 | |
-Doesn't matter. -THEY LAUGH | 0:03:56 | 0:03:59 | |
-Are any of the others coming down? -I don't think so. -That's good. -Yeah? | 0:03:59 | 0:04:03 | |
-Yeah, they were all so enthusiastic, especially the main guy. -Terry. | 0:04:03 | 0:04:07 | |
-I'm worried they'll be disappointed. -How come? | 0:04:07 | 0:04:10 | |
Well, even if we find the crash site, | 0:04:10 | 0:04:12 | |
-I don't think there'll be much left of the plane. -Oh. | 0:04:12 | 0:04:14 | |
We're used to not finding very much at the DMDC, that's what we do best. | 0:04:14 | 0:04:18 | |
HE LAUGHS | 0:04:18 | 0:04:20 | |
MUSIC POUNDS INSIDE | 0:04:21 | 0:04:23 | |
DAVID ESSEX: # Flying high | 0:04:23 | 0:04:26 | |
# I've got a lot of love inside | 0:04:26 | 0:04:30 | |
# Is there love enough now to get me through? | 0:04:30 | 0:04:34 | |
# Yeah, I know now where I'm going to | 0:04:34 | 0:04:40 | |
# Not to lose now, but to win | 0:04:40 | 0:04:44 | |
# Tell me, how do I begin? | 0:04:44 | 0:04:49 | |
# I've a dream | 0:04:51 | 0:04:53 | |
# Silver dream machine... # | 0:04:53 | 0:04:57 | |
Me? | 0:05:03 | 0:05:04 | |
I'm in fruit and veg. | 0:05:05 | 0:05:06 | |
I'm in fruit and vegetables. | 0:05:09 | 0:05:11 | |
Did you know...90% of onions are consumed in their country of origin? | 0:05:13 | 0:05:18 | |
Hmm. | 0:05:18 | 0:05:19 | |
There's hardly any international trade in onions. | 0:05:21 | 0:05:24 | |
What, this old thing? | 0:05:24 | 0:05:26 | |
HE LAUGHS | 0:05:26 | 0:05:27 | |
Oh, thank you. Well, I've had it for years. | 0:05:27 | 0:05:30 | |
Do I drive? | 0:05:33 | 0:05:35 | |
Well, you, er... | 0:05:35 | 0:05:37 | |
You might have seen that yellow car parked up outside? The, er...? | 0:05:37 | 0:05:41 | |
Yes. | 0:05:42 | 0:05:44 | |
TR7. | 0:05:44 | 0:05:46 | |
Do you know about them? | 0:05:46 | 0:05:48 | |
Well, I've, er, I've actually done quite a lot of work on her. | 0:05:48 | 0:05:52 | |
Re-sprayed her Aztec Yellow, | 0:05:52 | 0:05:54 | |
whereas the original would've been... | 0:05:54 | 0:05:56 | |
That's right. | 0:05:57 | 0:05:59 | |
..Mimosa Yellow. | 0:05:59 | 0:06:00 | |
And you, er...? | 0:06:02 | 0:06:03 | |
Do you have a car? | 0:06:05 | 0:06:06 | |
Really? | 0:06:08 | 0:06:09 | |
What, the one in, er... | 0:06:11 | 0:06:13 | |
Back To The Future? | 0:06:13 | 0:06:14 | |
I've given myself a year off. | 0:06:17 | 0:06:19 | |
I was fed up with my job, so I jacked it in | 0:06:19 | 0:06:21 | |
and I'm travelling for a year. | 0:06:21 | 0:06:23 | |
I wrote a list of things I want to achieve in this year | 0:06:23 | 0:06:26 | |
and one of those things was to find my grandfather's resting place | 0:06:26 | 0:06:29 | |
-and lay a wreath. -That's really nice. | 0:06:29 | 0:06:32 | |
I've been wanting to for a long time. | 0:06:32 | 0:06:35 | |
This year is the year for getting things done. | 0:06:35 | 0:06:37 | |
So what else is on your list? Don't say bungee jumping. | 0:06:37 | 0:06:41 | |
-Catch a big fish. -OK. | 0:06:41 | 0:06:43 | |
Fall in love. | 0:06:43 | 0:06:45 | |
-Wait, isn't that on everybody's list all of the time? -Is it? | 0:06:45 | 0:06:48 | |
I don't know. Wasn't on mine for a long time. | 0:06:48 | 0:06:51 | |
But I'm ready now. | 0:06:51 | 0:06:52 | |
I'm going to make a concerted effort. | 0:06:52 | 0:06:55 | |
Right, yeah, cos that's usually how it happens(!) | 0:06:55 | 0:06:58 | |
-Yeah? -Yeah, sure! I mean, you decide to fall in love, | 0:06:58 | 0:07:01 | |
you try really hard and then you fall in love(!) | 0:07:01 | 0:07:04 | |
-You're being sarcastic. -Yeah! -Well done, very clever. -Thank you! | 0:07:04 | 0:07:08 | |
HE LAUGHS | 0:07:08 | 0:07:10 | |
So what qualities are you looking for in your new love? | 0:07:10 | 0:07:13 | |
-Sarcasm. -Hmm! | 0:07:13 | 0:07:15 | |
As discussed, the summer fair is going to be Dickens-themed | 0:07:17 | 0:07:20 | |
and I'd like all attending staff in Victorian dress, if you would. | 0:07:20 | 0:07:24 | |
Um, this costume hire company has a nice range. | 0:07:24 | 0:07:27 | |
Expensive, but worth it. | 0:07:27 | 0:07:29 | |
As I'm sure you're all aware, last year, | 0:07:29 | 0:07:31 | |
Oakfield Lane Primary School raised £5,000 at their annual fete | 0:07:31 | 0:07:36 | |
and I'm determined we're going to beat that. | 0:07:36 | 0:07:39 | |
Um...could I ask you all | 0:07:39 | 0:07:43 | |
not to double park outside the front of the school? | 0:07:43 | 0:07:45 | |
Mr Dale had to get to Asda yesterday and he couldn't get out. | 0:07:45 | 0:07:48 | |
Well, where are we supposed to go, then?! | 0:07:48 | 0:07:50 | |
I'm having to park further and further away and walk the rest. | 0:07:50 | 0:07:55 | |
You only live a mile away, Janet. | 0:07:55 | 0:07:57 | |
Exactly! | 0:07:57 | 0:07:59 | |
It's hardly worth me driving in at all. | 0:07:59 | 0:08:01 | |
We need to sort out some more parking spaces. | 0:08:01 | 0:08:04 | |
Hi. | 0:08:22 | 0:08:23 | |
Hey, Lance. | 0:08:23 | 0:08:25 | |
-It's Andy. -Oh, yeah, Lance is the other guy. | 0:08:25 | 0:08:28 | |
-Funny little guy. -Funny little guy? -Yeah, you know. | 0:08:28 | 0:08:32 | |
HE LAUGHS Hmm. | 0:08:32 | 0:08:34 | |
-How's it going? -Good, good. | 0:08:34 | 0:08:36 | |
We found a newspaper article and Sophie's gone to get coffee. | 0:08:36 | 0:08:39 | |
-Oh, great. Can I see? -Yeah. | 0:08:39 | 0:08:41 | |
This is from the morning after the crash, there's no photo | 0:08:43 | 0:08:46 | |
and they just said it was near Henbury - nothing more specific. | 0:08:46 | 0:08:49 | |
But it does say that the plane came straight down nose-first | 0:08:49 | 0:08:52 | |
and pretty much buried itself in the ground. | 0:08:52 | 0:08:55 | |
-And does it mention the crew? -Um... | 0:08:55 | 0:08:58 | |
No, I don't think so. | 0:08:58 | 0:09:00 | |
Right, well, I found a list of their names online. | 0:09:00 | 0:09:03 | |
It doesn't say what happened to them, but it does say | 0:09:03 | 0:09:05 | |
that they're all accounted for, which I don't understand. | 0:09:05 | 0:09:08 | |
-Which was your grandfather? -Let me see. | 0:09:08 | 0:09:10 | |
Yeah, here - Reinfrit Schneider. | 0:09:12 | 0:09:15 | |
Forward gunner. | 0:09:15 | 0:09:16 | |
Right. | 0:09:16 | 0:09:17 | |
Here's Sophie. | 0:09:19 | 0:09:21 | |
Andy! I thought you said you might not be able to make it? | 0:09:21 | 0:09:24 | |
Yeah, but I managed to. | 0:09:24 | 0:09:26 | |
Great. | 0:09:28 | 0:09:29 | |
Can I...? | 0:09:30 | 0:09:32 | |
Yeah, yeah. | 0:09:32 | 0:09:33 | |
So... | 0:09:36 | 0:09:37 | |
Peter showed me the article. | 0:09:37 | 0:09:39 | |
Yeah. I'm hopin' other papers might have photographs of the crash site, | 0:09:39 | 0:09:43 | |
-so we should carry on looking. -Yeah. | 0:09:43 | 0:09:45 | |
-It's quite a lot to go through, actually. -Right. | 0:09:47 | 0:09:50 | |
Shall we just crack on with that, then, or did you want to...? | 0:09:53 | 0:09:55 | |
Oh, no, yeah, I'll... I'll let you crack on with that. | 0:09:57 | 0:10:01 | |
I've got some shopping to do, so.... | 0:10:01 | 0:10:03 | |
-See you later. -Yep, see ya. | 0:10:05 | 0:10:08 | |
-Cheers. -Cheers, Lance. | 0:10:08 | 0:10:10 | |
It's Andy. | 0:10:10 | 0:10:11 | |
Andy. | 0:10:12 | 0:10:13 | |
The residents of Whitehall Lodge are complaining that the parents | 0:10:17 | 0:10:20 | |
are parking their cars in the residents-only parking bays. | 0:10:20 | 0:10:22 | |
We must make sure that the parents know they're not allowed to do that. | 0:10:22 | 0:10:26 | |
Similarly, parents are parking on the yellow zigzag lines | 0:10:26 | 0:10:30 | |
in front of the school and we must make sure they know | 0:10:30 | 0:10:32 | |
they can't do that, even if they're just dropping off. | 0:10:32 | 0:10:36 | |
SHE SIGHS: Er, any other business? | 0:10:36 | 0:10:39 | |
-Frances? -Are we allowed to park on Meadow View Road? | 0:10:39 | 0:10:44 | |
It's just it doesn't say anywhere it's residents-only. | 0:10:44 | 0:10:47 | |
But they're claiming the same parking restrictions stretch around | 0:10:47 | 0:10:51 | |
from Church Road, even though there aren't any, um...signs. | 0:10:51 | 0:10:56 | |
-JANET: -Well, if there aren't any signs, | 0:10:56 | 0:10:58 | |
-it means there aren't any parking restrictions! -Right. | 0:10:58 | 0:11:01 | |
-So can I park there? -No! | 0:11:03 | 0:11:06 | |
Becky? | 0:11:06 | 0:11:07 | |
Sorry, I have to go. | 0:11:08 | 0:11:10 | |
MOBILE PHONE RINGS | 0:11:14 | 0:11:16 | |
Hey. | 0:11:18 | 0:11:19 | |
I've just walked out of a stupid staff meeting! | 0:11:19 | 0:11:22 | |
Cos they're all a bunch of small-minded idiots, who can only | 0:11:22 | 0:11:25 | |
talk about how bloody difficult it is to park their fucking cars! | 0:11:25 | 0:11:28 | |
Bloody hell, you sound furious. Are you all right? | 0:11:28 | 0:11:31 | |
Hang on, hang on a second, Becks. | 0:11:31 | 0:11:32 | |
-SHE SIGHS: -It made me realise, Andy, I really need to get out of here. | 0:11:43 | 0:11:46 | |
I want to talk to you some more about this VSO thing. | 0:11:46 | 0:11:49 | |
'I think we should do it, the three of us. | 0:11:49 | 0:11:50 | |
'You should hear Martin talking about it - it sounds wonderful.' | 0:11:50 | 0:11:54 | |
'Andy? | 0:11:55 | 0:11:57 | |
'Andy?' | 0:11:57 | 0:11:59 | |
Sorry, I got distracted. I'll see you at home. | 0:11:59 | 0:12:03 | |
SHE SIGHS DEEPLY | 0:12:03 | 0:12:04 | |
MEXICAN MUSIC PLAYS, SOFT CHATTER | 0:12:04 | 0:12:08 | |
MOBILE PHONE VIBRATES | 0:12:11 | 0:12:13 | |
-Er, I'd better take this. -Mm-hmm. | 0:12:15 | 0:12:17 | |
Hello? | 0:12:19 | 0:12:20 | |
All right, it's me. Where are you? | 0:12:20 | 0:12:22 | |
Oh... | 0:12:22 | 0:12:24 | |
I told you - Screwfix. | 0:12:24 | 0:12:27 | |
Oh, yeah. I forgot. | 0:12:27 | 0:12:29 | |
Have they got a mariachi band playing? | 0:12:29 | 0:12:31 | |
-MEXICAN MUSIC CONTINUES -Oh, yeah, I know... | 0:12:31 | 0:12:34 | |
They're having a Mexican afternoon. | 0:12:34 | 0:12:36 | |
Er, no, I just... | 0:12:38 | 0:12:39 | |
I forgot to ask whether you're going to the club. | 0:12:39 | 0:12:43 | |
All right. | 0:12:43 | 0:12:45 | |
I'll see you there. | 0:12:45 | 0:12:46 | |
Oh, can you get me some masonry nails? | 0:12:46 | 0:12:49 | |
Galvanised. | 0:12:49 | 0:12:51 | |
Yeah, OK. Mmm. | 0:12:51 | 0:12:54 | |
I better go - they're bringing out the pinata. | 0:12:54 | 0:12:57 | |
Adios. | 0:12:59 | 0:13:01 | |
Hello? | 0:13:22 | 0:13:24 | |
I'm in here. | 0:13:24 | 0:13:26 | |
All right, sweary! | 0:13:27 | 0:13:28 | |
Was I swearing a lot? | 0:13:30 | 0:13:31 | |
Yeah, an unnecessary amount, I'd say. | 0:13:31 | 0:13:33 | |
Oh, God! I was just about to break! | 0:13:33 | 0:13:36 | |
I'd had all that I could take of their petty parking problems | 0:13:36 | 0:13:40 | |
and their fete, for goodness' sake! | 0:13:40 | 0:13:42 | |
Are you rapping? | 0:13:42 | 0:13:43 | |
No, I think it was just a fluke. | 0:13:43 | 0:13:45 | |
Say something else. | 0:13:45 | 0:13:46 | |
I want a change, Andy! | 0:13:46 | 0:13:48 | |
I want to get out of that school | 0:13:48 | 0:13:49 | |
and try something else, go somewhere else. | 0:13:49 | 0:13:52 | |
-No, none of that really rhymed. -I wasn't trying to rhyme. | 0:13:52 | 0:13:55 | |
Oh, sorry, what were you saying? | 0:13:55 | 0:13:57 | |
-Doesn't matter. -BABY FUSSES | 0:13:57 | 0:13:58 | |
They can't fire you, can they, for storming out of a staff meeting? | 0:13:58 | 0:14:02 | |
I didn't storm, I just left. | 0:14:02 | 0:14:04 | |
We'd really be up shit creek if you lost your job. | 0:14:04 | 0:14:07 | |
-I want to show you this. -Don't hand in your notice just yet. | 0:14:08 | 0:14:10 | |
Oh, you'll never guess what I saw. | 0:14:11 | 0:14:13 | |
Looks like Lance has taken our advice to try internet dating. | 0:14:13 | 0:14:16 | |
I saw him holding hands with a girl, | 0:14:16 | 0:14:18 | |
when he said he was going to the DIY shop. | 0:14:18 | 0:14:20 | |
Yeah, nobody we know? | 0:14:20 | 0:14:21 | |
-No, really young, much younger than him. -How young? | 0:14:21 | 0:14:24 | |
Twenties. | 0:14:24 | 0:14:26 | |
They were in a cafe. He didn't see me. | 0:14:26 | 0:14:29 | |
And they were...holding hands? | 0:14:29 | 0:14:31 | |
Well, yeah, touching hands, flirting. | 0:14:31 | 0:14:34 | |
He was adamant he wasn't going to try it, | 0:14:34 | 0:14:36 | |
but I don't know how else he could've met her so fast. | 0:14:36 | 0:14:38 | |
Why don't you just ask him? | 0:14:38 | 0:14:40 | |
Nah, he can tell me when he's ready. | 0:14:40 | 0:14:42 | |
What's that? What's that? | 0:14:43 | 0:14:45 | |
That's a denarius. | 0:14:45 | 0:14:47 | |
Can you say "silver denarius of Marcus Aurelius"? | 0:14:47 | 0:14:50 | |
Nah. | 0:14:52 | 0:14:53 | |
Here it is. It seems it came down so straight and so fast | 0:14:56 | 0:14:59 | |
that the hole sort of filled itself in afterwards. | 0:14:59 | 0:15:02 | |
Always fill in your holes. | 0:15:02 | 0:15:04 | |
Bad taste, Russell. | 0:15:04 | 0:15:06 | |
It was so deep, they just left it. | 0:15:06 | 0:15:08 | |
It looks like it's never been disturbed. | 0:15:08 | 0:15:09 | |
And look - this tower. | 0:15:09 | 0:15:11 | |
Yeah, that's St Giles. | 0:15:11 | 0:15:13 | |
I can see this tower from where I park my camper. | 0:15:13 | 0:15:15 | |
Well, that's where we should start. | 0:15:15 | 0:15:16 | |
Can you tell where this photo was taken from? | 0:15:16 | 0:15:19 | |
It's hard to tell. | 0:15:19 | 0:15:20 | |
Yeah, you can only see the top of the church. | 0:15:20 | 0:15:22 | |
We should get down there and have a look. | 0:15:22 | 0:15:25 | |
Listen, Terry, um... if we find the site, | 0:15:25 | 0:15:27 | |
I'll need to apply for a licence of Ministry of Defence to dig it. | 0:15:27 | 0:15:32 | |
I was wondering if the DMDC could do that on my behalf? | 0:15:32 | 0:15:35 | |
It might look better coming from a club. | 0:15:35 | 0:15:37 | |
No problem at all, mate. | 0:15:37 | 0:15:38 | |
And here's an idea. | 0:15:38 | 0:15:40 | |
What if, when we locate the wreckage, | 0:15:40 | 0:15:42 | |
we have the annual rally on the site, eh? | 0:15:42 | 0:15:45 | |
Get everyone down, more the merrier, barbecue - make a day of it! | 0:15:45 | 0:15:49 | |
-Can I keep some of the wreckage? -Well, I don't know about that, Hugh. | 0:15:49 | 0:15:52 | |
I'll bring a wheelbarrow. | 0:15:52 | 0:15:53 | |
Hang on a second, guys, this is not what I had in mind, um... | 0:15:53 | 0:15:57 | |
I want to find the site, pay my respects, | 0:15:57 | 0:15:59 | |
-I don't necessarily want lots of people there. -We'll cordon it off. | 0:15:59 | 0:16:02 | |
DOOR SQUEAKS OPEN | 0:16:02 | 0:16:05 | |
Hello? | 0:16:06 | 0:16:08 | |
Mr Mayor? | 0:16:08 | 0:16:09 | |
Er, could I have a word, Terry? | 0:16:12 | 0:16:14 | |
Certainly, Mr Mayor. | 0:16:14 | 0:16:16 | |
Well, this is an honour, sir. | 0:16:17 | 0:16:19 | |
How may I be of assistance? | 0:16:19 | 0:16:21 | |
Er... | 0:16:21 | 0:16:23 | |
After a bit of a favour, actually, from you metal detectors. | 0:16:23 | 0:16:26 | |
Detectorists. | 0:16:26 | 0:16:28 | |
-Beg your pardon? -Doesn't matter. -Ah. Um, damnedest thing - | 0:16:28 | 0:16:32 | |
I...seem to have mislaid my ceremonial chain of office | 0:16:32 | 0:16:35 | |
and I thought maybe you could find it for me. | 0:16:35 | 0:16:37 | |
Absolutely, no problem at all, sir. I'll get a team on it straight away. | 0:16:37 | 0:16:41 | |
-Russell? -No, no, no, no need to. Silly to involve him... | 0:16:41 | 0:16:45 | |
Russell runs our new jewellery retrieval service. | 0:16:45 | 0:16:48 | |
-The mayor here has lost his chain of office. -His what? | 0:16:48 | 0:16:51 | |
It's a ceremonial chain. You know, it shouldn't be | 0:16:51 | 0:16:53 | |
too difficult to find - big chunky thing. | 0:16:53 | 0:16:56 | |
-I'll get Hugh. -No, no, no, no need to... -Hugh! | 0:16:56 | 0:17:00 | |
The mayor's lost his necklace. | 0:17:00 | 0:17:02 | |
Hugh runs the jewellery retrieval service with Russell. | 0:17:02 | 0:17:05 | |
They've had a lot of success. | 0:17:05 | 0:17:07 | |
-Had quite a few stories in the local paper, you may have seen them. -No. | 0:17:07 | 0:17:10 | |
-I have a scrapbook, if you want to see it? -No. | 0:17:10 | 0:17:13 | |
-Oh. -Thank you. | 0:17:13 | 0:17:15 | |
I don't want to make a big fuss. Silly to involve too many people. | 0:17:15 | 0:17:18 | |
So where did you say you lost it? | 0:17:18 | 0:17:19 | |
Ah, somewhere in the long grass, or in the bushes, | 0:17:19 | 0:17:23 | |
up near the car park by Barnfather Woods. | 0:17:23 | 0:17:26 | |
The car park near Barnfather Woods? | 0:17:28 | 0:17:31 | |
Yes, you know, the one up...up...there. | 0:17:31 | 0:17:34 | |
The place where all the cars go after dark? | 0:17:34 | 0:17:36 | |
I have no idea what happens there after dark. | 0:17:36 | 0:17:39 | |
I was, er, walking my dog and, er, it got caught on a branch and, er, | 0:17:39 | 0:17:43 | |
pinged off into the undergrowth. | 0:17:43 | 0:17:45 | |
Right, well, we'd better get up there, then. | 0:17:45 | 0:17:47 | |
-In the bushes, on the left-hand side of the car park. -OK. -Yeah. | 0:17:47 | 0:17:51 | |
As soon as you can. | 0:17:51 | 0:17:52 | |
Um, if we do manage to find it... | 0:17:54 | 0:17:57 | |
-Yes? -All right to call the local papers down? | 0:17:58 | 0:18:02 | |
-Take a photo? -For the scrapbook. | 0:18:02 | 0:18:03 | |
No. No. | 0:18:03 | 0:18:05 | |
You see, because, um... Cos that wouldn't do at all. | 0:18:05 | 0:18:09 | |
I...I was going to make an anonymous donation to the club if you found it | 0:18:09 | 0:18:14 | |
and I don't like to boast about my charity work, | 0:18:14 | 0:18:18 | |
so any publicity might prevent me from making such...a donation. | 0:18:18 | 0:18:23 | |
Do you see? | 0:18:23 | 0:18:25 | |
Yes, I think so. | 0:18:25 | 0:18:27 | |
Fantastic. | 0:18:27 | 0:18:28 | |
There we are. | 0:18:29 | 0:18:30 | |
BIRDSONG | 0:18:42 | 0:18:44 | |
You ever thought about what kind of dance you'd do if you found gold? | 0:18:52 | 0:18:56 | |
Oh, no. It's bad luck to practise beforehand. | 0:18:56 | 0:18:59 | |
It has to be spontaneous. | 0:18:59 | 0:19:01 | |
Yep. | 0:19:01 | 0:19:03 | |
Yeah, I've...I've no idea what'll come out on the day, | 0:19:03 | 0:19:06 | |
-but I imagine it'll be exuberant. -Not too exuberant, though. | 0:19:06 | 0:19:09 | |
-Remember what happened to Derek Hoof. -Oh, yeah. | 0:19:09 | 0:19:12 | |
-Dislocated a hip. -It wasn't even gold in the end, was it? | 0:19:12 | 0:19:15 | |
-Milk bottle top. -Embarrassing. | 0:19:15 | 0:19:17 | |
-Hi. -Mornin'. -Wotcha. -All right? | 0:19:34 | 0:19:37 | |
Ooh! | 0:19:37 | 0:19:39 | |
Ooh, so...this is it? | 0:19:39 | 0:19:41 | |
The famous metal detector? | 0:19:41 | 0:19:44 | |
It's the CTX, yeah. | 0:19:44 | 0:19:46 | |
She's one of the first in the country. | 0:19:46 | 0:19:48 | |
I've souped her up a bit. Fitted her with a larger coil. | 0:19:48 | 0:19:51 | |
-I might give her another coat of wax midway through the season. -Oh. | 0:19:51 | 0:19:54 | |
How does it work? | 0:19:54 | 0:19:55 | |
-What's the on button? -Well, no, I don't really like to switch her on | 0:19:56 | 0:20:00 | |
so close to the car, overhead power cables. | 0:20:00 | 0:20:02 | |
-It might overload... -Look at me! -BEEPING | 0:20:02 | 0:20:04 | |
-I'm going to find some treasure. -You won't find anything here! | 0:20:04 | 0:20:07 | |
-You haven't got it on the right... No! -Hey! -You haven't got it on... | 0:20:07 | 0:20:10 | |
It made some noise, guys, I found something. | 0:20:10 | 0:20:12 | |
It's on the wrong setting. It'll be a drinks can, so close to the road! | 0:20:12 | 0:20:16 | |
-It's just going to be modern litter. -Give me a spade. This is great! | 0:20:16 | 0:20:19 | |
-Come on, you don't want to dig it up now. -What's the reading? | 0:20:19 | 0:20:21 | |
-BEEPING -35, is that good? | 0:20:21 | 0:20:23 | |
-No, it's iffy, you know, it doesn't mean anything. -35? | 0:20:25 | 0:20:28 | |
-Give me the spade. -Well... | 0:20:28 | 0:20:30 | |
Well, dig it up, if you like, but you're wasting your time. | 0:20:30 | 0:20:34 | |
-I tell you what, maybe we should... -No way, man, this is my treasure. | 0:20:39 | 0:20:43 | |
Coke can. | 0:20:52 | 0:20:53 | |
-Told you, didn't I? -Yeah, you did. | 0:20:53 | 0:20:55 | |
-I said it was a drinks can, didn't I? -Unbelievable. | 0:20:55 | 0:20:57 | |
And you didn't listen. | 0:20:57 | 0:20:58 | |
-Unbelievable. -Ridiculous. | 0:20:58 | 0:21:00 | |
-It's always the virgins. -Yeah. -It's always the same. | 0:21:00 | 0:21:03 | |
Ones who go out on a first time think they know best. | 0:21:03 | 0:21:06 | |
-Would he listen? -What was it? A drinks can! | 0:21:06 | 0:21:09 | |
-It was only ever going to be junk. -Ha! | 0:21:09 | 0:21:11 | |
Is it true what Sophie's told me - | 0:21:11 | 0:21:13 | |
-that Terry got blown up by a bomb last year? -Afraid so. | 0:21:13 | 0:21:16 | |
-Threw him 40 foot in the air, he reckons. -I'd have never believed | 0:21:16 | 0:21:19 | |
the world of metal detecting was so full of danger and peril. | 0:21:19 | 0:21:23 | |
-Believe it, baby. -Extreme sport. -Fast and furious. | 0:21:23 | 0:21:26 | |
Speaking of which, hold on to your hats, ladies and gents, | 0:21:26 | 0:21:31 | |
there's a Saxon round tower and church. | 0:21:31 | 0:21:33 | |
Boom. | 0:21:35 | 0:21:36 | |
Not much to go on. | 0:21:42 | 0:21:43 | |
We can walk in a big circle around it and look out for features. | 0:21:43 | 0:21:46 | |
Yeah, all right. | 0:21:46 | 0:21:47 | |
Call if you find anything. | 0:21:47 | 0:21:49 | |
Oh...OK. | 0:21:49 | 0:21:52 | |
Well, this is our permission anyway, so wanna do a couple of hours? | 0:21:52 | 0:21:56 | |
-Go on, then. -See you in a bit. | 0:21:56 | 0:21:58 | |
I thought you were going to pass out | 0:22:04 | 0:22:06 | |
when he grabbed your detector. | 0:22:06 | 0:22:07 | |
Well, do you have a strum on Bob Dylan's guitar | 0:22:09 | 0:22:11 | |
-without asking him? -No. | 0:22:11 | 0:22:13 | |
No! | 0:22:13 | 0:22:15 | |
A man's detector's like his... | 0:22:15 | 0:22:17 | |
-His what? -Woman. -HE LAUGHS: Woman?! | 0:22:17 | 0:22:19 | |
You know what I mean. | 0:22:21 | 0:22:23 | |
-You don't touch another man's detector. -Or his woman. | 0:22:23 | 0:22:26 | |
Exactly. | 0:22:27 | 0:22:28 | |
-HE LAUGHS -Did you see the look on his face? | 0:22:35 | 0:22:40 | |
I thought he was going to cry. | 0:22:40 | 0:22:42 | |
-You shouldn't have taken his detector. -I couldn't help it. | 0:22:42 | 0:22:45 | |
You don't mess with Lance's metal detectors. | 0:22:45 | 0:22:47 | |
He's got more than one? | 0:22:47 | 0:22:49 | |
Legend has it, he has a false bookcase that pulls back | 0:22:49 | 0:22:52 | |
to reveal a secret cabinet full of them. | 0:22:52 | 0:22:54 | |
-HE WHEEZES: -Yeah? -That's what they say. | 0:22:54 | 0:22:57 | |
So weird! Why do you hang out with them? | 0:22:57 | 0:23:00 | |
-They're not weird. -Yeah, they are! They're freaks! | 0:23:00 | 0:23:03 | |
You're relatively normal compared to them. | 0:23:03 | 0:23:05 | |
I like them. They're my friends. | 0:23:05 | 0:23:07 | |
I'm not too keen on Terry's idea of holding the rally at the crash site. | 0:23:24 | 0:23:27 | |
It's supposed to be a special moment. | 0:23:29 | 0:23:31 | |
Oh, he means well. It's just, once he's got an idea in his head... | 0:23:31 | 0:23:35 | |
Could you...speak with him, try to make him change his mind? | 0:23:35 | 0:23:39 | |
I can try. | 0:23:39 | 0:23:41 | |
Thanks. | 0:23:41 | 0:23:42 | |
I didn't mean to insult your friends. | 0:23:47 | 0:23:49 | |
You're forgiven. | 0:23:50 | 0:23:52 | |
They ARE weird. | 0:23:52 | 0:23:53 | |
-That's why I like them. -HE LAUGHS | 0:23:53 | 0:23:55 | |
Oh...God! | 0:23:59 | 0:24:02 | |
Who are they? | 0:24:05 | 0:24:06 | |
-SHE SIGHS -They look like... | 0:24:08 | 0:24:10 | |
Simon and Garfunkel. | 0:24:10 | 0:24:12 | |
Opal Fruits. | 0:24:15 | 0:24:16 | |
Yeah. | 0:24:16 | 0:24:18 | |
TOFFOs? | 0:24:18 | 0:24:19 | |
TOFFOs, good one. | 0:24:19 | 0:24:20 | |
-Spangles? -Lazy! | 0:24:24 | 0:24:26 | |
Yeah, sorry. | 0:24:26 | 0:24:27 | |
So, Becky said she saw you with someone, in town. | 0:24:32 | 0:24:36 | |
-Oh, yeah? Who? -I dunno, a woman. | 0:24:36 | 0:24:39 | |
Hmm. | 0:24:40 | 0:24:42 | |
When? | 0:24:42 | 0:24:43 | |
Tuesday, I think, afternoon. | 0:24:43 | 0:24:45 | |
I dunno, er... | 0:24:46 | 0:24:49 | |
Maybe it's the old lady from downstairs. | 0:24:49 | 0:24:51 | |
No, I think it was someone younger. | 0:24:51 | 0:24:53 | |
Well, Mrs Morris looks young for her age. | 0:24:53 | 0:24:55 | |
-Well, how old is she? -93. | 0:24:55 | 0:24:57 | |
Definitely someone younger. | 0:24:57 | 0:24:59 | |
TEXT ALERT | 0:24:59 | 0:25:00 | |
Message from Sophie. | 0:25:03 | 0:25:04 | |
"S&G alert - heading your way." | 0:25:04 | 0:25:08 | |
What's an S&G alert? | 0:25:08 | 0:25:10 | |
Hello there! | 0:25:14 | 0:25:16 | |
Old friends. | 0:25:17 | 0:25:18 | |
Indeed. | 0:25:21 | 0:25:22 | |
Been a long time, hasn't it? | 0:25:24 | 0:25:25 | |
It has. | 0:25:25 | 0:25:26 | |
A lot of water under the bridge. | 0:25:26 | 0:25:28 | |
-Troubled water. -Pardon? | 0:25:28 | 0:25:30 | |
Troubled water, that the bridge is over. | 0:25:30 | 0:25:33 | |
We just bumped into Sophie and her boyfriend. | 0:25:36 | 0:25:39 | |
-I don't think they're a couple. -Ooh, did I touch a nerve? | 0:25:39 | 0:25:41 | |
No. | 0:25:41 | 0:25:43 | |
They told us about the plane crash. | 0:25:43 | 0:25:46 | |
-They told you? -He did, yeah. | 0:25:46 | 0:25:48 | |
Plane crash, grandad. Mmm, very moving story. | 0:25:48 | 0:25:53 | |
-What you getting at? -But is that the real reason, hmm? | 0:25:53 | 0:25:57 | |
Or is there something else? | 0:25:57 | 0:25:59 | |
Something you're hoping you might find? | 0:25:59 | 0:26:01 | |
-The first one. -Really? -Really. | 0:26:01 | 0:26:04 | |
You don't need metal detectors to lay a wreath. | 0:26:05 | 0:26:08 | |
Oh, wise words. | 0:26:08 | 0:26:10 | |
-HE LAUGHS: -Mm-hm! | 0:26:10 | 0:26:12 | |
We wanted to see you, actually, to thank you. | 0:26:12 | 0:26:15 | |
-We have formed a brand-new club. -Is that so? -Yes. | 0:26:15 | 0:26:19 | |
You did us a big favour when you absorbed | 0:26:19 | 0:26:21 | |
some of our less-committed members, allowed us to streamline. | 0:26:21 | 0:26:25 | |
We are now a highly efficient unit | 0:26:25 | 0:26:27 | |
comprising a dozen or so elite detectorists. | 0:26:27 | 0:26:30 | |
-What you called? -The Dirt Sharks. | 0:26:30 | 0:26:33 | |
-Ew! Really? -Yuck! | 0:26:33 | 0:26:36 | |
And what's wrong with the Dirt Sharks? | 0:26:36 | 0:26:38 | |
Sounds a bit, you know... | 0:26:38 | 0:26:40 | |
Aggressive. | 0:26:40 | 0:26:41 | |
Invasive. | 0:26:41 | 0:26:43 | |
I don't think so. | 0:26:43 | 0:26:44 | |
-Predatory. -Predatory, yes. | 0:26:44 | 0:26:46 | |
Sharks are highly efficient hunters. | 0:26:46 | 0:26:48 | |
And you, with your metal detectors, are like sharks swimming, | 0:26:48 | 0:26:52 | |
not through water, but through dirt, | 0:26:52 | 0:26:55 | |
and hunting for metal instead of food? | 0:26:55 | 0:26:57 | |
Yeah, exactly. | 0:26:59 | 0:27:00 | |
-Oh, yeah, that's good, that is. -Yeah, it works. | 0:27:01 | 0:27:04 | |
-It's good. -Well done. -Yeah. | 0:27:04 | 0:27:05 | |
So what, are you, er, looking to share our permissions, | 0:27:05 | 0:27:09 | |
cos, um, you got two hopes of that - | 0:27:09 | 0:27:11 | |
Bob and no. | 0:27:11 | 0:27:13 | |
-HE SNORTS: -It's amazing! | 0:27:13 | 0:27:14 | |
Why is it I understand so very little of what you say? | 0:27:14 | 0:27:18 | |
Cos you're as thick as two short plonks. | 0:27:18 | 0:27:20 | |
-Planks. -You're welcome. | 0:27:20 | 0:27:21 | |
Come on, Paul. | 0:27:25 | 0:27:26 | |
Don't. | 0:27:28 | 0:27:29 | |
What a mallet! | 0:27:31 | 0:27:33 | |
Why are they here? What do they think they know? | 0:27:33 | 0:27:36 | |
Phone Sophie. | 0:27:37 | 0:27:39 | |
Make sure Peter knows not to say anything else. | 0:27:39 | 0:27:43 | |
Tell him to keep schtum. | 0:27:43 | 0:27:45 | |
The sound of silence. | 0:27:45 | 0:27:46 |