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-TV: -'It was when he checked the hole again - | 0:00:02 | 0:00:04 | |
'the metal detector gave another beep - that Kevin Beale's fortune | 0:00:04 | 0:00:07 | |
'was about to change. 'Well, he's here with us now. | 0:00:07 | 0:00:10 | |
'Um, Kevin what happened next? | 0:00:10 | 0:00:12 | |
'Well, I dug down again and found a gold coin, Roman. | 0:00:12 | 0:00:16 | |
-'It was very exciting. -And it didn't end there, did it? | 0:00:16 | 0:00:19 | |
'No, it didn't, Chris. | 0:00:19 | 0:00:20 | |
'I checked the hole again and another beep, | 0:00:20 | 0:00:23 | |
'another gold coin. | 0:00:23 | 0:00:24 | |
'Fantastic. Well, I can tell you that, in fact, Kevin ended up | 0:00:24 | 0:00:27 | |
'unearthing 350 silver and gold Roman coins | 0:00:27 | 0:00:31 | |
'worth in the region of a million pounds. | 0:00:31 | 0:00:34 | |
'What's happening to the money? | 0:00:34 | 0:00:35 | |
'Oh. Well, the British Museum bought the coins, | 0:00:35 | 0:00:39 | |
'and then I'm splitting it with myself and the land owner. | 0:00:39 | 0:00:42 | |
'Now, am I right in thinking that you're very, very new | 0:00:42 | 0:00:44 | |
'to this hobby of metal detecting? | 0:00:44 | 0:00:47 | |
'Yes, indeed. Yes, it's actually only the second time I've been out. | 0:00:47 | 0:00:50 | |
'I would imagine, after this, you're pretty hooked on it all. | 0:00:50 | 0:00:53 | |
-'Absolutely, yes. -'Really got the bug. | 0:00:53 | 0:00:55 | |
'Before you go, I must ask you this, | 0:00:55 | 0:00:56 | |
'is it true that when metal detectors find gold, | 0:00:56 | 0:01:00 | |
'they do a bit of a celebratory gold dance? | 0:01:00 | 0:01:03 | |
'Yes. Yes, they do, yes. | 0:01:03 | 0:01:05 | |
'It'd be great if we could see it. Can you do it? | 0:01:05 | 0:01:08 | |
'I don't...I don't think so. | 0:01:08 | 0:01:10 | |
'All right. OK, well, maybe another time. | 0:01:10 | 0:01:13 | |
'Thank you very much, Kevin.' | 0:01:13 | 0:01:14 | |
This programme contains some strong language. | 0:01:14 | 0:01:20 | |
Fucking bastard. | 0:01:20 | 0:01:21 | |
# Will you search through the lonely earth for me? | 0:01:29 | 0:01:34 | |
# Climb through the briar and bramble? | 0:01:34 | 0:01:39 | |
# I'll be your treasure | 0:01:39 | 0:01:44 | |
# I'm waiting for you | 0:01:44 | 0:01:48 | |
# I'm waiting for you. # | 0:01:48 | 0:01:52 | |
I haven't been to a job interview in years. | 0:01:58 | 0:02:01 | |
In fact, I've never been to a job interview. | 0:02:01 | 0:02:03 | |
I suppose I should just be myself? | 0:02:03 | 0:02:05 | |
You joking? | 0:02:05 | 0:02:07 | |
Don't do that, mate, that won't help. | 0:02:07 | 0:02:09 | |
Who shall I be then? | 0:02:09 | 0:02:11 | |
Someone else. Someone better. | 0:02:11 | 0:02:13 | |
Cheers. | 0:02:13 | 0:02:15 | |
Try to be a bit more... | 0:02:15 | 0:02:16 | |
What's that? | 0:02:19 | 0:02:20 | |
Sparky! A bit less... | 0:02:20 | 0:02:24 | |
-What's that? -Morose. | 0:02:24 | 0:02:27 | |
Bloody hell, it's going to be a disaster. | 0:02:27 | 0:02:29 | |
Told you Becky's handed in her notice at work? | 0:02:29 | 0:02:31 | |
Three times. | 0:02:31 | 0:02:33 | |
If I don't get this job, we'll be homeless. | 0:02:33 | 0:02:35 | |
We'll have to move in with her mum. | 0:02:35 | 0:02:36 | |
That'll be nice. That's bound to go smoothly. | 0:02:36 | 0:02:39 | |
I know. | 0:02:39 | 0:02:40 | |
So you been doing any reading up? | 0:02:43 | 0:02:45 | |
As much as I can, there's not much information out there. | 0:02:45 | 0:02:48 | |
Oh, they play a lot of bridge in Botswana. | 0:02:48 | 0:02:52 | |
Apparently a national sport. | 0:02:52 | 0:02:54 | |
Right, well, that's useful. That'll come in handy(!) | 0:02:54 | 0:02:57 | |
And there's a big death metal scene, mention the band Crack Dust. | 0:02:57 | 0:03:01 | |
Right, so bridge and Crack Dust. | 0:03:01 | 0:03:03 | |
Job's yours. | 0:03:04 | 0:03:05 | |
-You seen Kate? -No. | 0:03:08 | 0:03:11 | |
Coming to the flat on Wednesday. | 0:03:12 | 0:03:14 | |
Big day. | 0:03:15 | 0:03:16 | |
What you worried about? | 0:03:18 | 0:03:19 | |
Well... | 0:03:19 | 0:03:20 | |
She'll be seeing me in my natural habitat, won't she? | 0:03:22 | 0:03:25 | |
The real me. | 0:03:25 | 0:03:27 | |
Want to make a good impression. | 0:03:27 | 0:03:29 | |
Hide the signed Linda Lusardi photo. | 0:03:29 | 0:03:32 | |
It's already gone. | 0:03:32 | 0:03:33 | |
Can't believe you've got a grown-up daughter. | 0:03:37 | 0:03:40 | |
Did she call you Lance or Dad? | 0:03:40 | 0:03:42 | |
Well, she's skilfully avoided calling me anything up to now. | 0:03:42 | 0:03:46 | |
Obviously, I'd like her to call me Dad, but, you know... | 0:03:47 | 0:03:51 | |
I've got to give her space. | 0:03:51 | 0:03:53 | |
I can't imagine it, out of the blue like that. | 0:03:54 | 0:03:57 | |
Well, it's not out the blue for me, is it? | 0:03:57 | 0:04:01 | |
I've been thinking about this for the last 20 years. | 0:04:01 | 0:04:04 | |
How it'll pan out, good or bad. | 0:04:04 | 0:04:07 | |
Just hope it's one of the good ones and I don't muck it up. | 0:04:10 | 0:04:13 | |
BEEPS What you got? | 0:04:17 | 0:04:19 | |
Some sort of brooch. | 0:04:22 | 0:04:24 | |
Hm. | 0:04:24 | 0:04:25 | |
Nice condition. | 0:04:27 | 0:04:28 | |
It's got the enamelling and... | 0:04:29 | 0:04:31 | |
and the original pin on the back. | 0:04:31 | 0:04:34 | |
-Yeah? -Yeah. Hang on, there's an inscription... | 0:04:34 | 0:04:38 | |
in Latin! | 0:04:39 | 0:04:41 | |
What's it say? | 0:04:41 | 0:04:42 | |
Status quo. | 0:04:43 | 0:04:45 | |
RADIO PLAYS 80S POP MUSIC | 0:04:57 | 0:05:01 | |
Did you see that guy who found a Roman hoard in Warwickshire? | 0:05:02 | 0:05:05 | |
No. | 0:05:05 | 0:05:06 | |
A million pounds, they reckon. | 0:05:06 | 0:05:08 | |
Whatever. | 0:05:08 | 0:05:09 | |
-And it was his first time detecting. -Second, whatever. | 0:05:09 | 0:05:12 | |
SHE LAUGHS MOCKINGLY | 0:05:12 | 0:05:15 | |
You did see it! | 0:05:15 | 0:05:16 | |
Are you jealous? | 0:05:16 | 0:05:18 | |
No, why should I be? | 0:05:18 | 0:05:19 | |
You are, you're jealous. | 0:05:19 | 0:05:23 | |
God, I can't stand it when other people find good things. | 0:05:23 | 0:05:26 | |
Can't turn on the news these days without hearing somebody else | 0:05:26 | 0:05:29 | |
has stumbled upon a hoard of ancient treasure. | 0:05:29 | 0:05:31 | |
Some of them aren't even looking. | 0:05:31 | 0:05:33 | |
Everyone else is sliding around in Roman coins. | 0:05:33 | 0:05:36 | |
I can't even watch Time Team any more because I'm jealous of them. | 0:05:36 | 0:05:38 | |
Well, you'd be safe in Africa. | 0:05:40 | 0:05:42 | |
They don't have Time Team in Botswana. | 0:05:42 | 0:05:45 | |
I need to get the job first. | 0:05:45 | 0:05:47 | |
To be honest, Becks, I'm bricking it. | 0:05:47 | 0:05:49 | |
You'll be fine. | 0:05:49 | 0:05:51 | |
And if I'm not? | 0:05:51 | 0:05:52 | |
Maybe I can retract my notice and carry on working. | 0:05:53 | 0:05:57 | |
They'll probably just ask you about your CV and | 0:06:00 | 0:06:03 | |
see if you've got any questions. | 0:06:03 | 0:06:05 | |
I don't have a CV. | 0:06:05 | 0:06:07 | |
Oh. I wrote you a CV. | 0:06:07 | 0:06:09 | |
Did you? | 0:06:09 | 0:06:11 | |
Yeah. So you might want to make yourself familiar with that. | 0:06:11 | 0:06:14 | |
I can't ride a horse. | 0:06:17 | 0:06:18 | |
Well, they're not going to ask you to ride a horse, are they? | 0:06:18 | 0:06:22 | |
They're not going to have a horse with them. | 0:06:22 | 0:06:24 | |
-Why did you put I could ride a horse? -Forget about the horse! | 0:06:24 | 0:06:27 | |
And this palaeontology course that I attended on the Jurassic coast? | 0:06:27 | 0:06:30 | |
-Yeah? -It wasn't so much a course. | 0:06:30 | 0:06:32 | |
-You got qualifications. -It was a badge... | 0:06:32 | 0:06:34 | |
-You learned a lot. -..for Cubs. | 0:06:34 | 0:06:35 | |
Well, to be honest, I was struggling. | 0:06:37 | 0:06:39 | |
Oh, well, I'm feeling so much better about this now. | 0:06:39 | 0:06:42 | |
Relax, you'll be great! | 0:06:42 | 0:06:45 | |
No, I'm all right. I'm going to give it my best shot, for all of us. | 0:06:45 | 0:06:48 | |
I've heard you talk so passionately about archaeology, | 0:06:51 | 0:06:54 | |
they will see that passion if you let them, and I'm sure | 0:06:54 | 0:06:57 | |
that'll make up for your lack of experience. | 0:06:57 | 0:07:00 | |
Yeah, definitely. | 0:07:00 | 0:07:01 | |
You're so ready for something like this, Andy. | 0:07:01 | 0:07:04 | |
We both are. | 0:07:04 | 0:07:05 | |
It's time to make decisions, get our lives kick-started, | 0:07:06 | 0:07:10 | |
to really grab life by the horns, don't you think? | 0:07:10 | 0:07:13 | |
Andy? | 0:07:15 | 0:07:17 | |
Yeah? | 0:07:17 | 0:07:18 | |
Are you listening? | 0:07:18 | 0:07:19 | |
Sorry, I can't decide whether to wash the salad or not. | 0:07:19 | 0:07:22 | |
Ugh! | 0:07:22 | 0:07:24 | |
Do you think I should wash the salad? | 0:07:24 | 0:07:25 | |
Do you know what? | 0:07:28 | 0:07:29 | |
That's a decision you're going to have to make for yourself. | 0:07:31 | 0:07:34 | |
Pardon? Was that a yes or a no? | 0:07:34 | 0:07:37 | |
'Of sentimental value, yes. We're thinking...' | 0:07:42 | 0:07:44 | |
How's your tea? | 0:07:50 | 0:07:52 | |
Really horrible. | 0:07:52 | 0:07:53 | |
Yeah? | 0:07:53 | 0:07:54 | |
Really horrible. | 0:07:55 | 0:07:57 | |
It's got a flavour I can't quite put my finger on. | 0:07:57 | 0:08:00 | |
I can't describe it. | 0:08:00 | 0:08:01 | |
Sorry, it's the kettle. | 0:08:01 | 0:08:04 | |
-I use it for... -Please don't tell me. | 0:08:04 | 0:08:06 | |
HE LAUGHS | 0:08:06 | 0:08:07 | |
I was thinking about those guys that came into the pub. | 0:08:09 | 0:08:12 | |
-Dirt Sharks. -Yeah? | 0:08:12 | 0:08:13 | |
What do you think they were after? Do you think they know something? | 0:08:13 | 0:08:16 | |
No, they're idiots, they're just being nosey. | 0:08:16 | 0:08:20 | |
I was wondering if I should go see them. | 0:08:20 | 0:08:22 | |
Honestly, they're always hanging about, | 0:08:22 | 0:08:24 | |
they're just afraid they're missing out on something. | 0:08:24 | 0:08:27 | |
Yeah, but I feel a bit rude. Wouldn't mind to say sorry. | 0:08:27 | 0:08:30 | |
-Do you know where I can call them? -No. | 0:08:30 | 0:08:33 | |
But they meet at the WI on a Thursday night. | 0:08:33 | 0:08:36 | |
Have you got a detector? | 0:08:41 | 0:08:42 | |
Yeah, I got one second-hand. | 0:08:42 | 0:08:45 | |
It's a really good one. | 0:08:45 | 0:08:47 | |
Yeah, got a good deal. | 0:08:47 | 0:08:49 | |
Do you know how to use it? | 0:08:49 | 0:08:50 | |
I'll figure it out. | 0:08:50 | 0:08:52 | |
So what are you going to do once you find the plane? | 0:09:03 | 0:09:06 | |
-You going to go home? -Well, no. Actually, I was thinking of taking | 0:09:06 | 0:09:10 | |
-the detector on a tour of duty. -Where? | 0:09:10 | 0:09:12 | |
Don't know, just drive around, maybe visit some historic sites. | 0:09:12 | 0:09:16 | |
Oh, that sounds nice. | 0:09:16 | 0:09:18 | |
Come with me. | 0:09:19 | 0:09:21 | |
-Really? -You got plans for the summer? | 0:09:21 | 0:09:24 | |
-Not really. -Come with me, then. | 0:09:24 | 0:09:27 | |
OK. | 0:09:28 | 0:09:29 | |
-No, you give it to him. -You found it, I'm not touching it. | 0:09:35 | 0:09:38 | |
I'm not very good with authority figures. | 0:09:38 | 0:09:41 | |
The mayor has no authority | 0:09:41 | 0:09:42 | |
unless he's wearing his necklace, so don't hand that over | 0:09:42 | 0:09:44 | |
until he gives you permission to detect on his land. | 0:09:44 | 0:09:47 | |
We're doing this for the club. We're on a mission. | 0:09:47 | 0:09:50 | |
I can't get the image of the mayor out of my head...in the woods. | 0:10:01 | 0:10:05 | |
I know, try not to think about it. Try to imagine him fully clothed. | 0:10:05 | 0:10:08 | |
Yes? | 0:10:10 | 0:10:11 | |
Um... Hello, sir. | 0:10:13 | 0:10:15 | |
We're...we're the detectorists. | 0:10:15 | 0:10:17 | |
The what? | 0:10:17 | 0:10:18 | |
Metal detectors, we found your necklace. | 0:10:18 | 0:10:21 | |
-WHISPERS: -It's called a chain of office, you took your bloody time. | 0:10:26 | 0:10:30 | |
Is it all there? | 0:10:30 | 0:10:31 | |
It might need some fixing, I think some of the links are broken. | 0:10:31 | 0:10:35 | |
It must have been flung off with quite some abandon. | 0:10:35 | 0:10:37 | |
It got caught on a branch. | 0:10:37 | 0:10:39 | |
That's right... | 0:10:39 | 0:10:41 | |
Good. Well, I'll phone Terry about the reward. | 0:10:41 | 0:10:45 | |
Actually, Your Worship, | 0:10:45 | 0:10:46 | |
instead of a reward, we were wondering | 0:10:46 | 0:10:48 | |
whether or not you might grant us permission to detect on your land. | 0:10:48 | 0:10:52 | |
No, absolutely not, out of the question. | 0:10:52 | 0:10:56 | |
Oh. | 0:10:56 | 0:10:57 | |
No, nothing to find there. | 0:10:57 | 0:10:59 | |
No, no. | 0:10:59 | 0:11:01 | |
-Well, we won't take up any more of your time. -Good. | 0:11:01 | 0:11:04 | |
Oh, there's just one more thing. | 0:11:04 | 0:11:06 | |
-What? -Well, it's just that the local papers have been in contact asking | 0:11:08 | 0:11:11 | |
if we have any interesting stories, and we thought they'd be very | 0:11:11 | 0:11:14 | |
interested to hear about your necklace and...where you lost it. | 0:11:14 | 0:11:18 | |
It could get a lot of attention, or could go global, | 0:11:18 | 0:11:21 | |
or make the local TV news. | 0:11:21 | 0:11:23 | |
Terry said they like a quirky story. | 0:11:23 | 0:11:25 | |
Especially one with a happy ending. | 0:11:25 | 0:11:28 | |
LAUGHS: So to speak. | 0:11:28 | 0:11:30 | |
I see. | 0:11:33 | 0:11:34 | |
Well, Terry's idea, was this? | 0:11:36 | 0:11:38 | |
Always knew Terry was bent. | 0:11:39 | 0:11:41 | |
Even when he was in the Force, he didn't play by the rules. | 0:11:41 | 0:11:44 | |
And this... | 0:11:44 | 0:11:45 | |
There is a word for this. | 0:11:46 | 0:11:48 | |
Is there? | 0:11:48 | 0:11:49 | |
Hm. | 0:11:51 | 0:11:52 | |
Fine. Have your permission. | 0:11:59 | 0:12:02 | |
I know what you're up to, I've been warned about you. | 0:12:04 | 0:12:06 | |
Have you? | 0:12:06 | 0:12:07 | |
But he's one step ahead of you, you know. | 0:12:07 | 0:12:09 | |
Who is? | 0:12:09 | 0:12:10 | |
Well, thank you! | 0:12:14 | 0:12:15 | |
You might want to give that a wipe. | 0:12:16 | 0:12:19 | |
RUSS GROANS | 0:12:19 | 0:12:21 | |
Hello, I've got an interview at 10.30, Andrew Stone. | 0:12:37 | 0:12:40 | |
They're running about half an hour behind, you OK to wait? | 0:12:41 | 0:12:44 | |
-Yeah, sure. -Take a seat. -Thank you. | 0:12:44 | 0:12:46 | |
-I'm just going to get some fresh air. -OK. | 0:13:24 | 0:13:26 | |
Morning. | 0:13:55 | 0:13:56 | |
-Andrew Stone? -Yes. | 0:14:14 | 0:14:16 | |
Sorry to keep you waiting, do you want to come through? | 0:14:16 | 0:14:19 | |
Come in, come in. | 0:14:24 | 0:14:25 | |
I'm Robert Kingsnorth and this is Dr Tendai | 0:14:30 | 0:14:32 | |
from the University of Gaborone. Have a seat. | 0:14:32 | 0:14:35 | |
Dr Tendai is overseeing the excavation at Toutswemogala. | 0:14:36 | 0:14:40 | |
Right, yes. | 0:14:40 | 0:14:41 | |
Is there another...? | 0:14:43 | 0:14:45 | |
No, that's it, I'm afraid. | 0:14:45 | 0:14:46 | |
Right. | 0:14:46 | 0:14:47 | |
-Nearly qualified, I see. -Yes. | 0:14:50 | 0:14:52 | |
Not much experience in the field. | 0:14:56 | 0:14:58 | |
No, not yet. | 0:14:58 | 0:14:59 | |
Right. | 0:15:00 | 0:15:01 | |
How much do you know about Botswana? | 0:15:03 | 0:15:05 | |
Um... | 0:15:06 | 0:15:07 | |
I believe that bridge is very popular. | 0:15:09 | 0:15:12 | |
The card game. | 0:15:16 | 0:15:17 | |
I meant archaeology in Botswana. | 0:15:19 | 0:15:22 | |
Yes. | 0:15:22 | 0:15:23 | |
Sounds fascinating. | 0:15:23 | 0:15:25 | |
What does? | 0:15:26 | 0:15:28 | |
Archaeology. | 0:15:28 | 0:15:29 | |
Yes. | 0:15:30 | 0:15:31 | |
How much have you studied the Iron Age? | 0:15:33 | 0:15:35 | |
Well, I wrote a thesis on the Sterling hoard. | 0:15:35 | 0:15:38 | |
Sterling hoard, the gold torcs? | 0:15:38 | 0:15:40 | |
That's right, yeah. | 0:15:40 | 0:15:41 | |
Found by a metal detector. | 0:15:41 | 0:15:43 | |
Yes. | 0:15:43 | 0:15:44 | |
What are you views on metal detectors? | 0:15:44 | 0:15:47 | |
Um... | 0:15:50 | 0:15:51 | |
I think as long as they stick to a strict code of conduct, | 0:15:51 | 0:15:55 | |
then metal detectors... | 0:15:55 | 0:15:57 | |
people using metal detectors provide a valuable service and recover | 0:15:57 | 0:16:00 | |
a lot of archaeology that would otherwise be lost to the plough. | 0:16:00 | 0:16:03 | |
I mean, hobbyists get a very bad press, but the vast majority are | 0:16:03 | 0:16:07 | |
law-abiding experts in their field | 0:16:07 | 0:16:09 | |
and absolutely passionate about history. | 0:16:09 | 0:16:11 | |
You're not a metal detector, are you, Mr Stone? | 0:16:11 | 0:16:15 | |
Detectorist. | 0:16:16 | 0:16:17 | |
No. | 0:16:19 | 0:16:20 | |
Oh, God, and then I asked him if he was into death metal! | 0:16:21 | 0:16:25 | |
Curse Lance and his pub quiz trivia. | 0:16:25 | 0:16:28 | |
I know, but, baby, it was awful. | 0:16:28 | 0:16:31 | |
When I shook their hands at the end, | 0:16:31 | 0:16:32 | |
they recoiled because mine was so cold and clammy. | 0:16:32 | 0:16:35 | |
I mean, they physically recoiled. | 0:16:35 | 0:16:37 | |
Hang on, babes, hang on a second. Dr Tendai? | 0:16:37 | 0:16:40 | |
-Yes? -Um... | 0:16:40 | 0:16:41 | |
Sorry, I just wanted to say, I wasn't picking up cigarette butts. | 0:16:41 | 0:16:44 | |
Excuse me? | 0:16:44 | 0:16:45 | |
Earlier when you saw me, I wasn't picking up cigarette butts. | 0:16:45 | 0:16:49 | |
-Oh. -Clay pipes. | 0:16:49 | 0:16:52 | |
Pardon? | 0:16:52 | 0:16:54 | |
I saw just bits of clay pipe in the flower bed, I... | 0:16:54 | 0:16:57 | |
What are they? | 0:16:58 | 0:16:59 | |
Broken bits of pipe, you know, that people used to...smoke. | 0:16:59 | 0:17:05 | |
How old are they? | 0:17:06 | 0:17:07 | |
Well, these ones are Victorian, | 0:17:07 | 0:17:09 | |
-but that one's early 18th, maybe late 17th century. -Hm. | 0:17:09 | 0:17:14 | |
How can you tell? | 0:17:14 | 0:17:16 | |
The older ones are thicker and they had a much smaller bulb | 0:17:16 | 0:17:19 | |
because tobacco was so expensive. | 0:17:19 | 0:17:20 | |
OK. And you found these just here? | 0:17:20 | 0:17:23 | |
Yeah, just... Yeah. | 0:17:23 | 0:17:25 | |
Can I keep these? | 0:17:26 | 0:17:28 | |
Yeah. | 0:17:28 | 0:17:30 | |
Thanks. Bye. | 0:17:30 | 0:17:31 | |
Bye-bye. | 0:17:31 | 0:17:32 | |
Oh! | 0:17:32 | 0:17:34 | |
What was the name of the band you said you like? | 0:17:34 | 0:17:36 | |
Crack Dust. | 0:17:37 | 0:17:39 | |
Crack Dust. | 0:17:39 | 0:17:40 | |
I'll check them out. | 0:17:42 | 0:17:43 | |
-SHE LAUGHS HYSTERICALLY -Oh, God! | 0:17:47 | 0:17:50 | |
A maverick, yeah? | 0:17:50 | 0:17:51 | |
He didn't actually use the word maverick, no. | 0:17:51 | 0:17:54 | |
He said you never did play by the rules. | 0:17:54 | 0:17:57 | |
Yeah, he's basically saying I was a maverick. | 0:17:57 | 0:18:00 | |
Sometimes you've got to throw away the rule book and go with a hunch. | 0:18:00 | 0:18:03 | |
I wasn't in the business of bureaucracy and red tape. | 0:18:03 | 0:18:06 | |
I was in the business of catching criminals. | 0:18:06 | 0:18:09 | |
That was back when I had my Cortina. | 0:18:10 | 0:18:12 | |
Eh, Sheila? | 0:18:13 | 0:18:15 | |
What's that, love? | 0:18:15 | 0:18:16 | |
The old Cortina. | 0:18:16 | 0:18:18 | |
Oh, yes! | 0:18:18 | 0:18:21 | |
And your leather jacket. | 0:18:21 | 0:18:22 | |
HE CHUCKLES NOSTALGICALLY | 0:18:22 | 0:18:25 | |
Right. | 0:18:25 | 0:18:26 | |
I don't know how many of you heard that, but we've got some good news. | 0:18:26 | 0:18:31 | |
Thanks to the brave efforts of Russell and Hugh, | 0:18:31 | 0:18:33 | |
we now have permission to detect on the mayor's land. | 0:18:33 | 0:18:37 | |
Whoa. Has that land ever been searched before? | 0:18:37 | 0:18:40 | |
Never. Virgin land. | 0:18:40 | 0:18:42 | |
How many acres? | 0:18:42 | 0:18:43 | |
500. | 0:18:43 | 0:18:44 | |
Get in! | 0:18:44 | 0:18:45 | |
So the rally's on? | 0:18:45 | 0:18:46 | |
Can't think of any reason why not. | 0:18:46 | 0:18:48 | |
Well, hang on, aren't we forgetting something? | 0:18:48 | 0:18:51 | |
This was about finding Peter's grandfather and the crash site. | 0:18:51 | 0:18:54 | |
Well, it's funny you should mention that. | 0:18:54 | 0:18:57 | |
Has anyone seen Peter? | 0:18:57 | 0:18:58 | |
Yeah, I saw him this morning. | 0:18:58 | 0:19:00 | |
RUSS CHUCKLES TIMIDLY | 0:19:00 | 0:19:02 | |
-Is he coming this evening? -Said he was. | 0:19:02 | 0:19:05 | |
Because I have in my hand a piece of paper | 0:19:05 | 0:19:08 | |
that needs some explaining. | 0:19:08 | 0:19:10 | |
What's that, Tel-boy? | 0:19:10 | 0:19:11 | |
This is the license to excavate the crash site | 0:19:11 | 0:19:14 | |
-from the Ministry of Defence. -Bloody hell, that was quick. | 0:19:14 | 0:19:17 | |
Exactly. Why? | 0:19:17 | 0:19:20 | |
Because they have got a full record of the crash, | 0:19:20 | 0:19:24 | |
and there is no mention of any human remains being onboard. | 0:19:24 | 0:19:30 | |
What, it's already been excavated? | 0:19:30 | 0:19:32 | |
No. No-one's touched the plane. There was no need. | 0:19:32 | 0:19:36 | |
The crewmen all parachuted to safety | 0:19:36 | 0:19:38 | |
and were captured two days later | 0:19:38 | 0:19:40 | |
trying to steal a boat from South Woodham Ferrers. | 0:19:40 | 0:19:43 | |
So what I want to know is... | 0:19:43 | 0:19:44 | |
-What's he up to? -What's he looking for? | 0:19:44 | 0:19:47 | |
Gold. | 0:19:47 | 0:19:48 | |
What's that, Varde? | 0:19:51 | 0:19:52 | |
Well, there's always rumours on the internet, conspiracy theories, | 0:19:52 | 0:19:55 | |
most of which are completely spurious. | 0:19:55 | 0:19:58 | |
But one persistent story is of a German bomber carrying gold bullion | 0:19:58 | 0:20:02 | |
that's supposed to have crashed in Essex in 1941. | 0:20:02 | 0:20:05 | |
There's no real evidence that it ever existed, but the more | 0:20:05 | 0:20:08 | |
the theories are repeated, the more credence they have and... | 0:20:08 | 0:20:10 | |
Yeah, all, right Varde, let someone else get a word in. | 0:20:10 | 0:20:13 | |
Who else has heard this gold bullion story? | 0:20:14 | 0:20:17 | |
So, hang on, is he lying? | 0:20:19 | 0:20:21 | |
Is he a treasure hunter? | 0:20:21 | 0:20:22 | |
No! It's rubbish. | 0:20:22 | 0:20:25 | |
Varde just said it's completely untrue. | 0:20:25 | 0:20:27 | |
No, she didn't say it was untrue, she said there was no real evidence. | 0:20:27 | 0:20:30 | |
Didn't you, Varde? | 0:20:30 | 0:20:31 | |
You lot are obsessed with gold. | 0:20:32 | 0:20:35 | |
Here we go. | 0:20:35 | 0:20:36 | |
Come to think of it, the mayor was acting suspiciously, | 0:20:36 | 0:20:38 | |
like he knew something we didn't. | 0:20:38 | 0:20:41 | |
So is that it? | 0:20:41 | 0:20:43 | |
Are we being taken for a ride? | 0:20:43 | 0:20:45 | |
Um, hello? | 0:20:48 | 0:20:50 | |
So! | 0:20:50 | 0:20:51 | |
You don't want us to disturb your grandfather, do you? | 0:20:51 | 0:20:55 | |
What's that, Terry? | 0:20:55 | 0:20:56 | |
Your grandfather, want him to be left in peace? | 0:20:56 | 0:21:00 | |
Yes, that's right. | 0:21:00 | 0:21:01 | |
Why is that? Been watching the telly? | 0:21:01 | 0:21:04 | |
-Sorry, I... -I don't think he knows, Terry. | 0:21:04 | 0:21:07 | |
What, there's a spot of Sudoku, doesn't want to be disturbed? | 0:21:07 | 0:21:10 | |
-What are you talking about? -Terry, I don't think he knows. | 0:21:10 | 0:21:13 | |
-What? -Knows what? | 0:21:13 | 0:21:15 | |
That your grandfather... | 0:21:15 | 0:21:16 | |
Didn't die in the plane crash? | 0:21:16 | 0:21:19 | |
What? | 0:21:20 | 0:21:21 | |
Oh. OK, well, um... | 0:21:23 | 0:21:27 | |
Congratulations, | 0:21:27 | 0:21:29 | |
your grandfather isn't dead. | 0:21:29 | 0:21:30 | |
Well, of course he may be...by now. | 0:21:33 | 0:21:35 | |
But he didn't perish in an air crash. | 0:21:35 | 0:21:38 | |
Not this one anyway. | 0:21:40 | 0:21:42 | |
This is a cause for celebration! | 0:21:42 | 0:21:46 | |
Oh, is it, Sheila? Anyone else in the mood for a party? | 0:21:46 | 0:21:49 | |
This isn't necessarily good news for me. | 0:21:50 | 0:21:53 | |
If my grandfather survived the war, that means he made | 0:21:53 | 0:21:55 | |
the conscious decision not to come home to his family. | 0:21:55 | 0:21:58 | |
No. Yeah. Right. | 0:21:58 | 0:22:01 | |
Didn't think of that. | 0:22:01 | 0:22:02 | |
Hm. | 0:22:02 | 0:22:03 | |
Anyway! | 0:22:03 | 0:22:04 | |
Means we need to get the plane now...for the rally. | 0:22:04 | 0:22:07 | |
-Peter, he didn't realise. -I know, I know. God, | 0:22:11 | 0:22:13 | |
but I came asking for help and it's turning into some stupid circus. | 0:22:13 | 0:22:17 | |
He didn't know he was going to discover that. | 0:22:17 | 0:22:19 | |
I know, but I need to figure out what I want to do, OK? | 0:22:19 | 0:22:21 | |
I need to think. | 0:22:21 | 0:22:23 | |
Well, do you want me to come? | 0:22:23 | 0:22:24 | |
No, I'll call. | 0:22:24 | 0:22:26 | |
You're a what? | 0:22:37 | 0:22:38 | |
A detectorist. | 0:22:38 | 0:22:40 | |
Are you on some sort of register? HE CHUCKLES | 0:22:40 | 0:22:43 | |
It's a hobby. | 0:22:43 | 0:22:45 | |
We go out looking for...for metals. | 0:22:45 | 0:22:47 | |
Buried metals. | 0:22:49 | 0:22:51 | |
-Gold and stuff. -Treasure. | 0:22:51 | 0:22:53 | |
-Well, we wouldn't put it like that. -Pirate treasure. | 0:22:53 | 0:22:55 | |
No. Pirate treasure, no. | 0:22:55 | 0:22:57 | |
Have you found any? | 0:22:58 | 0:22:59 | |
-What, gold? -Yeah. | 0:22:59 | 0:23:01 | |
No. | 0:23:01 | 0:23:03 | |
OK, what's the best thing you have found? | 0:23:03 | 0:23:05 | |
Let's, um... | 0:23:05 | 0:23:06 | |
Why don't we...? | 0:23:06 | 0:23:08 | |
I've got a surprise for you. | 0:23:09 | 0:23:11 | |
I've been meaning to give you this. | 0:23:13 | 0:23:14 | |
I bought it for you when you were born. | 0:23:19 | 0:23:21 | |
Or when I thought you were born. | 0:23:23 | 0:23:25 | |
It's a bit late, I've been saving it. | 0:23:26 | 0:23:29 | |
Oh... | 0:23:30 | 0:23:32 | |
Thank you. | 0:23:32 | 0:23:34 | |
I think you might have appreciated it more back then. | 0:23:34 | 0:23:36 | |
No. No, I like it, thanks. | 0:23:36 | 0:23:40 | |
And here, this is for... | 0:23:40 | 0:23:43 | |
for Christmas that same year. | 0:23:43 | 0:23:45 | |
It's not much, I was a bit skint. | 0:23:47 | 0:23:49 | |
Wow. Oh! | 0:23:49 | 0:23:51 | |
I just can't believe you've saved them all these years. | 0:23:52 | 0:23:55 | |
Oh, that's not it. | 0:23:55 | 0:23:57 | |
Here's... | 0:23:58 | 0:24:00 | |
This is for your first birthday. | 0:24:01 | 0:24:04 | |
And this is for your second. | 0:24:04 | 0:24:05 | |
And... | 0:24:07 | 0:24:08 | |
..this is for | 0:24:09 | 0:24:11 | |
Christmas those years. | 0:24:11 | 0:24:14 | |
-And here... -OK, wait, wait. Lance. -This is for your third birthday. | 0:24:15 | 0:24:18 | |
-And here's your fourth. -OK, slow down a bit. Lance. | 0:24:18 | 0:24:20 | |
Lance wait, wait. | 0:24:20 | 0:24:22 | |
You've bought me a birthday and a Christmas present ever year. | 0:24:22 | 0:24:26 | |
Yes. | 0:24:26 | 0:24:27 | |
That...that's over 40 presents. | 0:24:28 | 0:24:30 | |
Yes. | 0:24:32 | 0:24:34 | |
Lance, this is amazing, but I'm freaking out a bit. | 0:24:34 | 0:24:37 | |
What do you mean? | 0:24:37 | 0:24:38 | |
I... Oh, I don't think I even own 40 things. | 0:24:38 | 0:24:42 | |
Oh, fine. | 0:24:42 | 0:24:44 | |
Well, open this at least. | 0:24:44 | 0:24:47 | |
The presents can wait. | 0:24:47 | 0:24:48 | |
-What is it? -Open it. | 0:24:54 | 0:24:56 | |
It's your child maintenance. | 0:25:03 | 0:25:05 | |
I put it aside every month till you were 18. | 0:25:05 | 0:25:09 | |
It's been gathering interest ever since. | 0:25:09 | 0:25:12 | |
I can't accept that. | 0:25:12 | 0:25:14 | |
What do you mean? No, it's yours already. It's always been yours. | 0:25:14 | 0:25:17 | |
I'm not giving you anything you didn't already own, | 0:25:17 | 0:25:20 | |
-you just didn't know about it. -No, Lance I just ... | 0:25:20 | 0:25:22 | |
-No, no call me Dad. -No! | 0:25:22 | 0:25:24 | |
I can't yet, I'm sorry. Um... | 0:25:24 | 0:25:26 | |
This is all just a bit much. I'm going to go. I'm sorry. | 0:25:26 | 0:25:28 | |
No, no, you don't have to. You're not supposed to go yet. | 0:25:28 | 0:25:32 | |
No, but... I've got all the... | 0:25:32 | 0:25:35 | |
'Postman's coming. You might hear about that job today.' | 0:25:46 | 0:25:49 | |
Yeah, I wouldn't hold your breath. | 0:25:49 | 0:25:51 | |
Should've seen the beards on the other applicants. | 0:25:51 | 0:25:54 | |
'A beard and BO doth not an archaeologist make.' | 0:25:54 | 0:25:58 | |
Sure goes a long way towards fitting in, though. | 0:25:58 | 0:26:00 | |
-Is that it? -No. | 0:26:12 | 0:26:14 | |
It's a magazine subscription thing. | 0:26:14 | 0:26:17 | |
Have a nice day with Daddy. Say hello to Uncle Lance. | 0:26:19 | 0:26:23 | |
Don't listen to any of their bullshit. | 0:26:23 | 0:26:25 | |
We don't talk bullshit. | 0:26:25 | 0:26:26 | |
Yes, you do. | 0:26:26 | 0:26:28 | |
We talk about all manner of philosophical issues. | 0:26:28 | 0:26:31 | |
Arts, religion, science, you name it. | 0:26:31 | 0:26:35 | |
Life. | 0:26:35 | 0:26:36 | |
Did you hear about old Rod McClin? | 0:26:38 | 0:26:41 | |
-What about him? -Dead, mate. | 0:26:41 | 0:26:43 | |
How? | 0:26:43 | 0:26:45 | |
Fell in a vat of boiling soup. | 0:26:45 | 0:26:48 | |
-What? -Well, | 0:26:48 | 0:26:50 | |
he was working over at Billingsgate Foods | 0:26:50 | 0:26:52 | |
in charge of the soup, | 0:26:52 | 0:26:54 | |
fell in. | 0:26:54 | 0:26:55 | |
Bloody hell! | 0:26:55 | 0:26:57 | |
Ah, I know. Grim. | 0:26:57 | 0:26:59 | |
Do you know what flavour? | 0:27:05 | 0:27:07 | |
Dunno. | 0:27:08 | 0:27:10 | |
For some reason, I'm imagining tomato. | 0:27:10 | 0:27:13 | |
Yeah. Me too. | 0:27:13 | 0:27:15 | |
He was a legend, Rod McClin. | 0:27:16 | 0:27:18 | |
Didn't people say he had metal detector shoes | 0:27:20 | 0:27:22 | |
so he was constantly detecting? | 0:27:22 | 0:27:24 | |
There's lots of stories about old Rod. | 0:27:24 | 0:27:27 | |
Yeah, he used to go detecting at the end of each day for loose | 0:27:28 | 0:27:31 | |
change on Wimbledon Common. | 0:27:31 | 0:27:33 | |
ANDY SNICKERS | 0:27:33 | 0:27:36 | |
What? | 0:27:36 | 0:27:38 | |
Wimbledon Common. | 0:27:38 | 0:27:39 | |
What about it? | 0:27:40 | 0:27:42 | |
Well, it's not real. | 0:27:42 | 0:27:43 | |
Not real? | 0:27:43 | 0:27:45 | |
No, it's fictitious. It's made up for the Wombles. | 0:27:46 | 0:27:49 | |
No, it wasn't. | 0:27:49 | 0:27:51 | |
Yes, it was. | 0:27:51 | 0:27:53 | |
# Underground, overground | 0:27:53 | 0:27:55 | |
-# Wombling free... # -No, no. | 0:27:55 | 0:27:56 | |
I know the Wombles lived there, | 0:27:56 | 0:27:59 | |
but that doesn't mean it's not a real place. | 0:27:59 | 0:28:01 | |
You believe in Wombles? | 0:28:01 | 0:28:03 | |
Course I don't. | 0:28:03 | 0:28:04 | |
Look, the fictitious Wombles lived fictitiously | 0:28:04 | 0:28:09 | |
on the real-life Wimbledon Common. | 0:28:09 | 0:28:12 | |
-Really? -Google it. | 0:28:12 | 0:28:14 | |
No signal. | 0:28:23 | 0:28:24 | |
Google it later. | 0:28:25 | 0:28:26 |