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LOUD PEEING | 0:00:23 | 0:00:26 | |
# Will you search through the lonely earth for me | 0:00:34 | 0:00:39 | |
# Climb through the briar and bramble | 0:00:39 | 0:00:42 | |
# I'll be your treasure | 0:00:44 | 0:00:47 | |
# I'm waiting for you | 0:00:49 | 0:00:51 | |
# I'm waiting for you... # | 0:00:53 | 0:00:56 | |
Morning. | 0:01:07 | 0:01:08 | |
You sleep at all? | 0:01:08 | 0:01:10 | |
No, I needed a wee most of the night, but I was too scared. | 0:01:10 | 0:01:14 | |
Of what? | 0:01:14 | 0:01:16 | |
I don't know. Ghosts, I think, or a wolf. | 0:01:16 | 0:01:20 | |
-You check the spot? -Yeah. | 0:01:20 | 0:01:22 | |
-Anything? -Nah. | 0:01:22 | 0:01:24 | |
There's definitely more. That's why they're watching. | 0:01:24 | 0:01:27 | |
I figured it out. | 0:01:27 | 0:01:29 | |
-Who's watching what? -I figured it out in the night. | 0:01:29 | 0:01:32 | |
The magpies have been watching this spot for centuries. | 0:01:33 | 0:01:37 | |
Successive generations of them. | 0:01:37 | 0:01:39 | |
The magpies know there's more down there. | 0:01:39 | 0:01:43 | |
You sound a bit mystical. | 0:01:43 | 0:01:45 | |
No. Makes sense. | 0:01:45 | 0:01:48 | |
-Magpies love shiny things. -Yeah, but they don't pass stories | 0:01:48 | 0:01:51 | |
-to their kids and grandkids. -How do you know? | 0:01:51 | 0:01:54 | |
Might be some sort of collective genetic memory. | 0:01:54 | 0:01:58 | |
Do you want a cup of tea? | 0:01:58 | 0:02:00 | |
How do I catch a magpie? | 0:02:07 | 0:02:10 | |
Alive? | 0:02:10 | 0:02:11 | |
Yeah. | 0:02:11 | 0:02:13 | |
With utmost difficulty, mate. | 0:02:13 | 0:02:14 | |
You reckon? | 0:02:14 | 0:02:16 | |
Are you joking? What are your ideas? | 0:02:16 | 0:02:18 | |
-What's top of your list of ways to catch a live magpie? -A net. | 0:02:18 | 0:02:22 | |
What kind of net? | 0:02:22 | 0:02:24 | |
A big one. Like a landing net. | 0:02:24 | 0:02:26 | |
What, and just creep up on it? | 0:02:26 | 0:02:29 | |
Sit in a hide. Put bait out. | 0:02:29 | 0:02:32 | |
Good luck with that. | 0:02:33 | 0:02:35 | |
What are you going to do once you've caught it? Interrogate it? | 0:02:35 | 0:02:39 | |
I reckon that they're hoarding it all in one place, the gold coins. | 0:02:39 | 0:02:43 | |
So if we could catch a magpie and attach a tracking device or a | 0:02:43 | 0:02:47 | |
camera, get it to take another coin and we could watch where it goes. | 0:02:47 | 0:02:51 | |
I think you might have a urine infection, mate. | 0:02:52 | 0:02:55 | |
You held on to it for too long. | 0:02:55 | 0:02:57 | |
Well, well, | 0:02:57 | 0:02:59 | |
I have to try. | 0:02:59 | 0:03:01 | |
You going up the club Monday? | 0:03:01 | 0:03:04 | |
What's happening? | 0:03:04 | 0:03:05 | |
Varde's giving a talk on the NCP hoard. | 0:03:05 | 0:03:08 | |
-What's NCP stand for? -I don't know. | 0:03:08 | 0:03:11 | |
National Car Parks, isn't it? | 0:03:11 | 0:03:13 | |
-I might be late, I'm working. -You told me you quit your job. | 0:03:13 | 0:03:16 | |
I did. I signed up again with a temping agency. | 0:03:16 | 0:03:20 | |
-Weed killing on the A414. -Nice. | 0:03:20 | 0:03:22 | |
I'm not in till Tuesday, so I thought I might stay here, | 0:03:25 | 0:03:28 | |
guard the place. | 0:03:28 | 0:03:30 | |
You avoiding your flat? | 0:03:31 | 0:03:34 | |
No. | 0:03:37 | 0:03:38 | |
KNOCKS ON GLASS | 0:03:49 | 0:03:51 | |
Hello. Have you come about the boiler? | 0:03:51 | 0:03:55 | |
Erm, I'm looking for Lance. Is he here? | 0:03:55 | 0:03:57 | |
No. Is it about the boiler? | 0:03:57 | 0:03:59 | |
What? No, sorry. Who are you? | 0:03:59 | 0:04:02 | |
I'm Maggie. | 0:04:02 | 0:04:04 | |
Lance's ex. Who are you? | 0:04:04 | 0:04:07 | |
I'm Toni, Lance's...current. | 0:04:07 | 0:04:10 | |
Currant? | 0:04:11 | 0:04:12 | |
What, like a sultana? | 0:04:12 | 0:04:14 | |
No, current, as in... | 0:04:14 | 0:04:16 | |
Oh, my God! Oh, are you Lance's girlfriend? | 0:04:16 | 0:04:19 | |
Oh! | 0:04:19 | 0:04:20 | |
Ha! Oh, I'm so sorry! | 0:04:20 | 0:04:23 | |
I thought you meant like a raisin! | 0:04:23 | 0:04:25 | |
Did he not tell you? | 0:04:27 | 0:04:30 | |
Oh, my God! This must look awful, me standing here in me slippers. | 0:04:30 | 0:04:35 | |
No, he's just letting me stay in his daughter's room while she's away. | 0:04:35 | 0:04:38 | |
Come in! | 0:04:38 | 0:04:40 | |
Come in! | 0:04:40 | 0:04:42 | |
Ah! | 0:04:42 | 0:04:44 | |
-Kate's gone away? -Yeah, she borrowed his car. His little yellow TVR. | 0:04:46 | 0:04:51 | |
While he's off camping or something. | 0:04:51 | 0:04:53 | |
So, you're his girlfriend. | 0:04:53 | 0:04:56 | |
Let's have a look at you. | 0:04:58 | 0:05:00 | |
Ah. | 0:05:02 | 0:05:04 | |
You're not how I thought you'd be. | 0:05:04 | 0:05:06 | |
-I thought you'd be more like, you know... -Like what? | 0:05:06 | 0:05:10 | |
Well, he used to be married to me, so someone more like, | 0:05:10 | 0:05:12 | |
you know, nice clothes, bit of make-up, not so tomboyish. | 0:05:12 | 0:05:16 | |
What's your name again? Trevor? | 0:05:17 | 0:05:19 | |
Toni. | 0:05:19 | 0:05:21 | |
Oh! Ha! | 0:05:21 | 0:05:23 | |
Oh, how funny! | 0:05:23 | 0:05:25 | |
No, you look cute in that. I mean, it wouldn't suit me. | 0:05:25 | 0:05:29 | |
People expect me to have nice clean nails, in my line of work. | 0:05:29 | 0:05:33 | |
-What's your line of work? -I'm an author. -Are you? -Yeah. | 0:05:33 | 0:05:36 | |
Yeah, I've had a bit of a tidy up. Place was in a right state. | 0:05:40 | 0:05:44 | |
He needs someone looking after him, that man. | 0:05:44 | 0:05:47 | |
You a Scorpio? | 0:05:49 | 0:05:51 | |
No. | 0:05:51 | 0:05:53 | |
Do you want me to tell him you were here? | 0:05:54 | 0:05:57 | |
If you want. | 0:05:57 | 0:05:59 | |
-See ya. -DOOR SLAMS | 0:06:05 | 0:06:08 | |
All right, Steve? These the new spares, are they? | 0:06:11 | 0:06:13 | |
Yeah, they're the new ones. You fill the tanks with water? | 0:06:13 | 0:06:16 | |
-Yeah, it's just water in there. -OK. | 0:06:16 | 0:06:18 | |
Well, put half a bottle of that in each tank. | 0:06:18 | 0:06:20 | |
Don't get it on your hands and don't breathe it in. | 0:06:20 | 0:06:23 | |
-All right? -Yeah, that's all done, yeah. | 0:06:39 | 0:06:41 | |
-Don't forget your, um... -Na-ha. | 0:06:45 | 0:06:47 | |
-You need filling up? -Er, yeah. -Yeah, give it here. I'll do it. | 0:08:42 | 0:08:45 | |
Cheers. | 0:08:45 | 0:08:46 | |
SQUAWKS | 0:09:21 | 0:09:24 | |
SQUAWKING | 0:09:40 | 0:09:43 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:10:15 | 0:10:19 | |
Thank you, Varde. | 0:10:27 | 0:10:29 | |
Very interesting talk on a fascinating hoard. | 0:10:29 | 0:10:33 | |
And as ever, with these things, | 0:10:33 | 0:10:35 | |
it throws up more questions than it answers. | 0:10:35 | 0:10:37 | |
I mean, why were so many National Cycling Proficiency badges | 0:10:37 | 0:10:41 | |
buried together? | 0:10:41 | 0:10:43 | |
And by whom? | 0:10:43 | 0:10:44 | |
-Hell's Angels. -Lance Armstrong. | 0:10:44 | 0:10:46 | |
Any other questions for Varde, before she rests her voice? | 0:10:47 | 0:10:51 | |
You must be quite hoarse after that marathon. | 0:10:51 | 0:10:54 | |
No questions? | 0:10:54 | 0:10:56 | |
OK, moving on. Lance. | 0:10:56 | 0:10:58 | |
Have you got any further, tracing your stolen coin? | 0:10:58 | 0:11:01 | |
I've given up with that Teriyaki. | 0:11:01 | 0:11:03 | |
I've been chasing magpies for the last two days. | 0:11:03 | 0:11:06 | |
That's good. | 0:11:06 | 0:11:08 | |
Birdwatching's very good for the soul. | 0:11:08 | 0:11:10 | |
It's calming. | 0:11:10 | 0:11:11 | |
Yeah, not this type of bird-watching, Sheila. | 0:11:11 | 0:11:14 | |
This is angry bird-watching, for monetary gain. | 0:11:14 | 0:11:17 | |
He wanted to catch one and strap a camera to it. | 0:11:17 | 0:11:20 | |
I left a coin there, | 0:11:20 | 0:11:21 | |
but they didn't touch it cos they knew it wasn't gold. | 0:11:21 | 0:11:24 | |
They didn't touch it cos you were sitting next to it with a net. | 0:11:24 | 0:11:26 | |
Actually, Varde had an idea about that, didn't you? | 0:11:26 | 0:11:29 | |
Er, Varde was saying that magpies, you know, | 0:11:29 | 0:11:32 | |
being part of the corvid family, are highly intelligent, so you | 0:11:32 | 0:11:35 | |
could, given time, gain its trust and get it to take things from you. | 0:11:35 | 0:11:39 | |
It's all very well you saying that, Varde. | 0:11:39 | 0:11:41 | |
I haven't got the time to tame a magpie. | 0:11:41 | 0:11:44 | |
We lose that land in three weeks. Honestly! | 0:11:44 | 0:11:48 | |
You're all talk, sometimes! | 0:11:48 | 0:11:50 | |
Are you sure you're not just using this temporary magpie obsession | 0:11:50 | 0:11:54 | |
to block out the difficulties you're having in your private life? | 0:11:54 | 0:11:58 | |
-I was just going to say that. -Me, too. | 0:12:00 | 0:12:02 | |
It seems like you're focusing too much on magpies | 0:12:02 | 0:12:05 | |
and not on your real problems. | 0:12:05 | 0:12:07 | |
No. | 0:12:13 | 0:12:14 | |
Anyway, I'm done with the gold coins and the magpies. | 0:12:14 | 0:12:18 | |
You were right. I'm going to let that one go. | 0:12:18 | 0:12:22 | |
Pint of Stella, please, mate. | 0:12:32 | 0:12:34 | |
Hiya, Toni, love. | 0:12:37 | 0:12:39 | |
Er, it's me. | 0:12:39 | 0:12:41 | |
You haven't been returning my calls, so I was just wondering | 0:12:41 | 0:12:44 | |
if everything's all right. | 0:12:44 | 0:12:46 | |
Anyway, er, give us a ring when you get this message. | 0:12:46 | 0:12:50 | |
Otherwise, I'll probably see you at work. | 0:12:50 | 0:12:53 | |
Bye. | 0:12:53 | 0:12:54 | |
Cheers, Michael. | 0:12:57 | 0:12:58 | |
-Sure I can't tempt anyone to stay? -No, no. | 0:13:02 | 0:13:05 | |
Got to be fresh for Bollywood class in the morning. | 0:13:05 | 0:13:08 | |
-They're his favourite. -Oh, yeah? You like the old Bollywood, do you? | 0:13:08 | 0:13:12 | |
Oh, yes. | 0:13:12 | 0:13:14 | |
He's very good. | 0:13:14 | 0:13:15 | |
He could be in the movies. | 0:13:15 | 0:13:18 | |
If he dyed his moustache and learned to speak Hindi. | 0:13:18 | 0:13:21 | |
Bye, all. | 0:13:21 | 0:13:23 | |
-See ya. -Night. | 0:13:23 | 0:13:25 | |
-You all right? You're going to stay on your own? -Yeah. | 0:13:26 | 0:13:29 | |
I've got my magazine, you know. | 0:13:29 | 0:13:31 | |
And I'm just going to give it another hour, | 0:13:31 | 0:13:33 | |
wait for Mags to go to bed. | 0:13:33 | 0:13:36 | |
Bloody hell, mate. That's no way to live. | 0:13:36 | 0:13:38 | |
Won't be for long. | 0:13:38 | 0:13:39 | |
I'd stay for another, but I've got to be up early. | 0:13:39 | 0:13:42 | |
Pressure hosing chewing gum in Chelmsford. | 0:13:42 | 0:13:44 | |
-Charming. -Cheerio. -Cheers. | 0:13:44 | 0:13:46 | |
-Hi. -Hi. | 0:14:04 | 0:14:06 | |
-Mm! Beer and Scout Hall! -You love it! -I do. | 0:14:08 | 0:14:11 | |
How was the club? | 0:14:11 | 0:14:13 | |
-Same. -I can't imagine what you have to talk about. -Do you meet weekly? | 0:14:13 | 0:14:17 | |
Very weakly, sometimes. | 0:14:17 | 0:14:19 | |
Usually just turns into a therapy session, if I'm honest. | 0:14:19 | 0:14:21 | |
I would love to be a fly on the wall! | 0:14:21 | 0:14:23 | |
-You don't have to be a fly on the wall. You can come along. -No. | 0:14:23 | 0:14:26 | |
Oh, I've found a couple more flats I want to see. | 0:14:26 | 0:14:29 | |
-Are you working tomorrow? -Yeah, afraid so. In Colchester. | 0:14:29 | 0:14:32 | |
-Oh. -Where were you today? -Colchester, the same. -All day? | 0:14:32 | 0:14:36 | |
Till four, yeah. | 0:14:36 | 0:14:37 | |
Andy uncovered a portion of Roman mosaic last week, didn't you? | 0:14:37 | 0:14:40 | |
I did, yeah. We were hoping there was going to be more, | 0:14:40 | 0:14:43 | |
but we only turned up medieval stuff today. | 0:14:43 | 0:14:45 | |
Didn't I see you on the A414? Outside Mornam? | 0:14:45 | 0:14:49 | |
Pardon? No, no, I was in Colchester. | 0:14:49 | 0:14:53 | |
Looked like you, at lunchtime, | 0:14:53 | 0:14:55 | |
spraying the weeds on the hard shoulder. | 0:14:55 | 0:14:58 | |
No, no, I don't know who that could have been. | 0:14:58 | 0:15:01 | |
-Well, if it wasn't you, why would you know who it was? -Exactly. | 0:15:01 | 0:15:05 | |
Yeah, could have been anyone. I'm going to hit the sack. | 0:15:05 | 0:15:08 | |
-Are you coming up? -Yeah, yeah, won't be long. -Night. | 0:15:08 | 0:15:10 | |
-What was that for? -For lying about Kate not taking your car. | 0:15:20 | 0:15:23 | |
Oh. How did you find out? | 0:15:23 | 0:15:25 | |
I came by your flat. | 0:15:28 | 0:15:29 | |
-And the car wasn't there? -No. | 0:15:29 | 0:15:32 | |
Was anyone else there? | 0:15:32 | 0:15:33 | |
Yeah. Your ex-wife Maggie was there. | 0:15:33 | 0:15:36 | |
Oh, right. Listen, I've made a mess... | 0:15:36 | 0:15:38 | |
Look, could you stop throwing potatoes, just for a minute? | 0:15:38 | 0:15:42 | |
-Made a mess of things. I should have told you, but I panicked. -You lied. | 0:15:42 | 0:15:47 | |
I know, but I thought I was doing it for... | 0:15:47 | 0:15:50 | |
Oh! Look, please, stop throwing potatoes at me. | 0:15:50 | 0:15:53 | |
I know I deserve to have potatoes thrown at me, | 0:15:53 | 0:15:55 | |
but it's very hard to concentrate. There's nothing going on between us. | 0:15:55 | 0:15:59 | |
We're not back together. | 0:15:59 | 0:16:01 | |
I never suggested there was anything going on. | 0:16:01 | 0:16:03 | |
If there's one thing I know you're not, Lance, it's a cheat. | 0:16:03 | 0:16:06 | |
-Oh. Well, thanks. -But you're a liar. And a coward. | 0:16:06 | 0:16:11 | |
And those are two of my least favourite character traits. | 0:16:11 | 0:16:14 | |
-I don't usually lie. -No, you just thought you'd try it out on me. | 0:16:14 | 0:16:17 | |
You bastard! Lying is what breaks couples up. Didn't you know that? | 0:16:17 | 0:16:21 | |
-I didn't think. -Another character trait I don't like. | 0:16:21 | 0:16:24 | |
-That's three. -Oh, I'm an idiot. -Four. | 0:16:24 | 0:16:27 | |
For months now, whenever I suggest staying at yours, you say Kate's | 0:16:32 | 0:16:35 | |
there and the place isn't your own and you don't feel comfortable. | 0:16:35 | 0:16:38 | |
I've never said I felt uncomfortable. | 0:16:38 | 0:16:41 | |
I just wanted to spend some time with you. | 0:16:41 | 0:16:43 | |
But the moment your ex turns up, you give Kate your car keys, | 0:16:43 | 0:16:46 | |
say make yourself scarce, and the ex gets invited to stay. | 0:16:46 | 0:16:49 | |
-I couldn't turn her away, could I? -You turn me away on a regular basis. | 0:16:49 | 0:16:52 | |
-Right, I'm going to tell her. She has to go. -Do what you want. | 0:16:52 | 0:16:56 | |
Mags... | 0:16:56 | 0:16:59 | |
My name's Toni, for fuck's sake! | 0:16:59 | 0:17:01 | |
How long have you been waiting there? | 0:18:28 | 0:18:30 | |
-Two days? -No, I heard you coming. | 0:18:30 | 0:18:33 | |
-You don't need to rev so hard when you're changing up. -Shut up, Dad. | 0:18:33 | 0:18:37 | |
I wasn't expecting you back today. | 0:18:37 | 0:18:40 | |
Came home early. That's OK, isn't it? | 0:18:40 | 0:18:43 | |
-So, how was she? -She was grand. | 0:18:45 | 0:18:49 | |
I love her. She smells of the '70s. | 0:18:49 | 0:18:51 | |
Although I did back her into a post and broke a light. | 0:18:53 | 0:18:56 | |
-I'm kidding. -Oh! You had me going there! -Actually, I'm not kidding. | 0:18:59 | 0:19:02 | |
I did break a light. I don't know why I said I didn't. | 0:19:02 | 0:19:05 | |
I just felt like you wanted me to say it, so I did. | 0:19:05 | 0:19:08 | |
-So you have broke a light or you haven't? -I have. | 0:19:08 | 0:19:10 | |
I'm sorry. One of the back ones. I'm so sorry. I will get it fixed. | 0:19:10 | 0:19:15 | |
-Doesn't matter. It's only a car. -No, please, don't be heartbroken. | 0:19:17 | 0:19:22 | |
I thought you'd be angry. | 0:19:22 | 0:19:24 | |
I thought I'd be the one saying it's only a car. | 0:19:24 | 0:19:26 | |
Yeah, it's just one more thing, really. | 0:19:26 | 0:19:28 | |
They say bad luck comes in eights. | 0:19:28 | 0:19:30 | |
-Did you not have a nice time without me? -Unforeseen circumstances. | 0:19:31 | 0:19:35 | |
-I messed up a bit, upset Toni. -Oh, you're kidding. | 0:19:35 | 0:19:39 | |
My ex-wife Maggie showed up. | 0:19:39 | 0:19:41 | |
-THAT was your ex-wife? Oh, my God! I let her in the flat. -Oh, no. | 0:19:41 | 0:19:45 | |
I had to let her stay anyway cos she's split up with her partner | 0:19:45 | 0:19:49 | |
and she was pretty cut up, so I let her sleep in your room. | 0:19:49 | 0:19:53 | |
So you didn't even see Toni. | 0:19:53 | 0:19:55 | |
No. | 0:19:56 | 0:19:57 | |
I'm sure you could patch it up. | 0:19:59 | 0:20:01 | |
If she really means that much to you. | 0:20:01 | 0:20:03 | |
Yeah, there's a Triumph specialist in Boughton. | 0:20:03 | 0:20:05 | |
He's bound to have one in stock. | 0:20:05 | 0:20:07 | |
-I meant Toni. -Anyway, there's no rush. | 0:20:07 | 0:20:11 | |
As long as I get to him this afternoon before he shuts at four. | 0:20:11 | 0:20:14 | |
Actually, you know, I'd better get on with it. | 0:20:14 | 0:20:17 | |
Oh, I was thinking about what you said yesterday | 0:21:17 | 0:21:20 | |
and I think I know where you might have seen me. | 0:21:20 | 0:21:22 | |
We did stop off in the afternoon to survey another site. | 0:21:22 | 0:21:25 | |
In Waldon. | 0:21:25 | 0:21:28 | |
Yeah, I remember now. I know. Those weren't sprayers you saw us with. | 0:21:28 | 0:21:32 | |
It was surveying equipment, measuring sticks. | 0:21:32 | 0:21:35 | |
Oh, don't tell lies. Do you think I'm stupid? | 0:21:35 | 0:21:38 | |
I know what I saw and it wasn't you being an archaeologist, | 0:21:38 | 0:21:43 | |
but an agency worker spraying weedkiller on the hard shoulder. | 0:21:43 | 0:21:49 | |
What's going on, Andy? | 0:21:49 | 0:21:51 | |
It was just water, actually. I didn't put the weedkiller in. | 0:21:51 | 0:21:54 | |
What IS going on? | 0:21:54 | 0:21:56 | |
-I quit my job. -Quit or lost? -Quit. | 0:22:02 | 0:22:05 | |
It was a scam. | 0:22:05 | 0:22:06 | |
I did find a mosaic and I'm pretty sure there was more of it, | 0:22:06 | 0:22:09 | |
but it was scraped away in the night before I had a chance to find out. | 0:22:09 | 0:22:13 | |
Because anything interesting found would just delay | 0:22:13 | 0:22:16 | |
construction of this office block. | 0:22:16 | 0:22:18 | |
So then you quit for the right reasons. | 0:22:18 | 0:22:20 | |
Thanks. | 0:22:20 | 0:22:22 | |
So what makes you think my daughter wouldn't understand? | 0:22:22 | 0:22:25 | |
Well, because she wants to buy a flat | 0:22:25 | 0:22:28 | |
and she's worried about Stan's schooling and I think she'd | 0:22:28 | 0:22:31 | |
rather I just bit my tongue for a while, until we can afford a home. | 0:22:31 | 0:22:35 | |
I think you'll find that ethics | 0:22:35 | 0:22:36 | |
and principles stand pretty high on my daughter's agenda. | 0:22:36 | 0:22:41 | |
Yeah, I know. I didn't mean... | 0:22:41 | 0:22:44 | |
I'm just very aware that, after all those years studying, | 0:22:44 | 0:22:47 | |
I'm not making much of a success of being an archaeologist. | 0:22:47 | 0:22:50 | |
Well, maybe you're not an archaeologist. | 0:22:50 | 0:22:53 | |
Maybe you're more of a...hobbyist. | 0:22:53 | 0:22:55 | |
Can't make any money from hobbies. That's why they're hobbies. | 0:22:58 | 0:23:01 | |
Maybe you're not a money-maker, either. | 0:23:01 | 0:23:03 | |
What a guy(!) | 0:23:03 | 0:23:05 | |
Sorry for lying. | 0:23:06 | 0:23:08 | |
FOOTSTEPS | 0:23:23 | 0:23:25 | |
FRONT DOOR CLOSES | 0:23:25 | 0:23:27 | |
SHE HUMS A TUNE | 0:23:41 | 0:23:46 | |
What are you looking for? | 0:23:57 | 0:23:59 | |
Oh, my God! You made me jump. | 0:23:59 | 0:24:02 | |
-What are you doing, sitting there? -This is my room. | 0:24:02 | 0:24:04 | |
I thought you weren't coming back till tomorrow. | 0:24:04 | 0:24:06 | |
Well... | 0:24:06 | 0:24:09 | |
I was just looking for Lance's TV licence. | 0:24:09 | 0:24:12 | |
-Do you know where he keeps his TV licence? -It's not in there. | 0:24:12 | 0:24:15 | |
-Is it not? -No. | 0:24:15 | 0:24:18 | |
-You angry? -I'm a little bit angry, yeah. -Aw. | 0:24:19 | 0:24:22 | |
Don't be silly. Come and have a cup of tea. | 0:24:23 | 0:24:25 | |
God, you made me jump! Did you have a nice time? | 0:24:27 | 0:24:30 | |
I can't believe he lent you his car. | 0:24:30 | 0:24:32 | |
He never used to let me go near that thing. | 0:24:32 | 0:24:34 | |
Not to drive it, anyway. | 0:24:34 | 0:24:36 | |
Oh, I always hated getting in and out of that car. | 0:24:37 | 0:24:40 | |
I could never do it without flashing my knickers. | 0:24:40 | 0:24:43 | |
How long are you staying for? | 0:24:43 | 0:24:45 | |
Not long. Just until I sort myself out. | 0:24:45 | 0:24:47 | |
-You do know he's got a girlfriend, don't you? -Yeah. | 0:24:47 | 0:24:49 | |
I met the current. She's a funny little thing, ain't she? | 0:24:49 | 0:24:53 | |
-What are you doing here, Maggie? -Oh, dear. | 0:24:53 | 0:24:57 | |
You a little bit jealous? Yeah? | 0:24:57 | 0:25:00 | |
Have I upset your cushy little number? | 0:25:00 | 0:25:02 | |
Cos you must have it pretty easy here, I suppose. | 0:25:02 | 0:25:05 | |
Treat the place like your own. | 0:25:05 | 0:25:07 | |
Cos it was a right shithole when I arrived. | 0:25:07 | 0:25:10 | |
-What are you after? -I'm not after anything, love. | 0:25:10 | 0:25:13 | |
You're the one taking the piss. | 0:25:13 | 0:25:16 | |
I don't suppose Lance has ever told you about us, has he? | 0:25:16 | 0:25:18 | |
Yeah, he told me you left him for an arsehole. | 0:25:18 | 0:25:21 | |
-Did he call him an arsehole? -I think he did, yeah. -That's rude. | 0:25:21 | 0:25:25 | |
So, what is it I need to know about you and my dad? | 0:25:25 | 0:25:27 | |
That we still have a deep connection. | 0:25:27 | 0:25:29 | |
And we'll always be there for one another. | 0:25:29 | 0:25:31 | |
-He hadn't mentioned that, no. -We have a spiritual bond, | 0:25:31 | 0:25:34 | |
forged at a Pagan ceremony at Avebury standing stones. | 0:25:34 | 0:25:37 | |
He kept that one to himself, too. | 0:25:37 | 0:25:40 | |
I know what Lance wants. I know what Lance needs. | 0:25:40 | 0:25:43 | |
TEXT ALERT | 0:25:49 | 0:25:51 | |
Oi! | 0:26:01 | 0:26:02 | |
Lollipop! Message from the arsehole! | 0:26:02 | 0:26:05 | |
I reckon about ten minutes, 15, | 0:26:09 | 0:26:12 | |
for you to get your spells and your potions out of my room | 0:26:12 | 0:26:16 | |
and your boney arse out of my dad's life. | 0:26:16 | 0:26:19 | |
Boney arse? | 0:26:26 | 0:26:28 | |
Yeah. | 0:26:28 | 0:26:29 | |
Apparently. | 0:26:29 | 0:26:30 | |
That's from Working Girl. | 0:26:30 | 0:26:32 | |
That's what I said. | 0:26:32 | 0:26:35 | |
Melanie Griffith. | 0:26:35 | 0:26:37 | |
What did the text say? | 0:26:37 | 0:26:39 | |
Well, she wouldn't tell me, only that it was him, you know. | 0:26:39 | 0:26:42 | |
Pizza Hut manager. | 0:26:42 | 0:26:44 | |
-And she's gone now, Maggie? -Yeah, again. | 0:26:44 | 0:26:47 | |
Just got to patch things up with Toni. | 0:26:49 | 0:26:51 | |
Connect 4. Did you bring games? | 0:26:53 | 0:26:56 | |
While away the hours. | 0:26:57 | 0:27:00 | |
Where did you get the Kerplunk? | 0:27:07 | 0:27:09 | |
Charity shop. | 0:27:09 | 0:27:11 | |
You know, there isn't a single charity shop that | 0:27:11 | 0:27:14 | |
doesn't have a Kerplunk. | 0:27:14 | 0:27:16 | |
You should check it out. They can't shift them. | 0:27:16 | 0:27:19 | |
There's a Sue Ryder in Colchester, there's a sign in the window - | 0:27:19 | 0:27:23 | |
"no Kerplunks, thank you!" | 0:27:23 | 0:27:26 | |
Cos it takes too long to put the sticks back in. | 0:27:26 | 0:27:28 | |
If you take the time, the rewards are obvious. | 0:27:30 | 0:27:34 | |
Of course, it should really be on a level playing surface. | 0:27:39 | 0:27:42 | |
Your go. | 0:27:44 | 0:27:46 | |
-MARBLES RATTLE -Balls! | 0:27:49 | 0:27:51 |