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From all over the UK. | 0:00:02 | 0:00:03 | |
Ordinary people with extraordinary abilities. | 0:00:03 | 0:00:07 | |
Powers so pointless they will rock the very foundations of society. | 0:00:07 | 0:00:12 | |
Heroes will rise. | 0:00:12 | 0:00:14 | |
Legends will be born. | 0:00:14 | 0:00:17 | |
This is Epic Win! | 0:00:17 | 0:00:19 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:00:19 | 0:00:22 | |
Please welcome your epic host, it's Alexander Armstrong! | 0:00:24 | 0:00:29 | |
Thank you very much. Thank you! | 0:00:36 | 0:00:41 | |
Hello! I'm Alexander Armstrong and this is Epic Win, the show that scours the country | 0:00:41 | 0:00:45 | |
to find great British heroes with jaw-droppingly senseless superpowers. | 0:00:45 | 0:00:49 | |
For instance, are you a person with an adhesive forehead? | 0:00:49 | 0:00:52 | |
Can you recognise a range of kitchen tiles from just their smell? | 0:00:52 | 0:00:57 | |
Or can you plait your own legs? I see you can. | 0:00:57 | 0:01:00 | |
These are the types of useless skills that people will demonstrate on this show. | 0:01:02 | 0:01:06 | |
And it all happens here, in the Epic Centre. | 0:01:06 | 0:01:09 | |
This is where our heroes come to have their powers tested. | 0:01:11 | 0:01:14 | |
If they pass the challenge we set them, they'll earn themselves the title of Epic Winner | 0:01:14 | 0:01:18 | |
and get the chance to win some cold, hard cash. But if they don't, | 0:01:18 | 0:01:22 | |
they'll leave the studio as a penniless Epic Failures, through our dreaded Fail Door. | 0:01:22 | 0:01:26 | |
DOOR CLANGS | 0:01:26 | 0:01:28 | |
With the weird clang. | 0:01:30 | 0:01:32 | |
Now, this show is way too epic for one man to handle on his own, | 0:01:32 | 0:01:35 | |
so I have various people helping me. So, tell us, Joe, | 0:01:35 | 0:01:39 | |
who's joining us on the show this week? | 0:01:39 | 0:01:41 | |
Gazing in wonder at public pointlessness tonight, our panel are... | 0:01:41 | 0:01:46 | |
He's the reason they built Hadrian's Wall, it's Scottish stand-up Kevin Bridges! | 0:01:46 | 0:01:52 | |
When Kevin drops his toast, it always lands butter side up. Epic Win! | 0:01:54 | 0:01:59 | |
She's the star of the one show we all watch, It's the One Show's Alex Jones. | 0:02:02 | 0:02:05 | |
Last week Alex thought she'd been clamped, | 0:02:11 | 0:02:14 | |
but it was somebody else's car. Epic Win! | 0:02:14 | 0:02:17 | |
And he's tickled Prince Charles' funny bone | 0:02:18 | 0:02:22 | |
without getting himself arrested. It's comedian Micky Flanagan. | 0:02:22 | 0:02:25 | |
Micky's just had a haircut, and it's exactly what he wanted. | 0:02:29 | 0:02:33 | |
Epic Win! | 0:02:33 | 0:02:35 | |
Joe Lycett, everybody. | 0:02:38 | 0:02:40 | |
Let's get down to business. Who is our first hopeful hero tonight? | 0:02:43 | 0:02:47 | |
Einstein, Socrates, Vorderman. | 0:02:47 | 0:02:52 | |
The greatest minds ever to grace planet Earth. | 0:02:52 | 0:02:55 | |
But now a new brain has emerged, | 0:02:55 | 0:02:58 | |
which makes Galileo look like a Gali-loser. | 0:02:58 | 0:03:02 | |
It's Pridmore. | 0:03:02 | 0:03:04 | |
Ben Pridmore from Nottinghamshire. | 0:03:04 | 0:03:06 | |
No, seriously. He's really, really clever. | 0:03:06 | 0:03:09 | |
Ben possesses a superhuman ability to memorise things | 0:03:09 | 0:03:13 | |
that would give a normal noggin a migraine. | 0:03:13 | 0:03:16 | |
A former world memory champ, | 0:03:16 | 0:03:18 | |
Ben can record a sequence of 27 packs of playing cards. | 0:03:18 | 0:03:21 | |
That's a whopping 1,404 cards in just one hour. | 0:03:21 | 0:03:26 | |
The system that I use is known as the Ben System. | 0:03:26 | 0:03:29 | |
The basic principle is to turn whatever you're trying to memorise | 0:03:29 | 0:03:33 | |
into vivid mental pictures. | 0:03:33 | 0:03:35 | |
If I wanted to help somebody remember a PIN number, | 0:03:35 | 0:03:38 | |
the number 1580, for example, you could imagine | 0:03:38 | 0:03:40 | |
that a man walks into a bank holding a candlestick, looking like the number one. | 0:03:40 | 0:03:44 | |
In front of him in the queue, | 0:03:45 | 0:03:47 | |
there's a snake wrapped around a man's neck, the number five. | 0:03:47 | 0:03:51 | |
Behind the counter, instead of a cashier, | 0:03:52 | 0:03:55 | |
there's a big, fat snowman - looking like the number eight. | 0:03:55 | 0:03:58 | |
And the snowman is holding a balloon that looks like the number zero. | 0:04:00 | 0:04:04 | |
It's really as simple as that. | 0:04:04 | 0:04:06 | |
The only thing you do need is to be weird enough to want to do it. | 0:04:06 | 0:04:09 | |
What this man's forgotten isn't worth remembering. | 0:04:15 | 0:04:18 | |
What this man's remembered | 0:04:18 | 0:04:20 | |
also isn't worth remembering. Ladies and gentlemen, Mr Ben Pridmore! | 0:04:20 | 0:04:25 | |
Great to have you here. It's very impressive. How impressive is Ben? | 0:04:39 | 0:04:42 | |
He's been World Memory Champion no fewer than three times! | 0:04:42 | 0:04:45 | |
And, guess what? He's a qualified accountant. | 0:04:49 | 0:04:52 | |
-I know! -What was it like when you first got crowned World Memory Champion? | 0:04:53 | 0:04:58 | |
That must have been a moment you'll never forget, eh? | 0:04:58 | 0:05:01 | |
The funny thing is, that was seven years ago and I've never heard that joke before. | 0:05:07 | 0:05:11 | |
Never? Welcome to Epic Win! | 0:05:11 | 0:05:14 | |
-Alex, do you have a good memory? -I've an OK memory. | 0:05:16 | 0:05:19 | |
Although I did turn up at work once, pulled my coat off and I'd forgotten to put a top on. | 0:05:19 | 0:05:24 | |
So I was sitting in my bra. | 0:05:24 | 0:05:26 | |
-Not a great memory. -Have you got any pictures of that? -I haven't got any pictures. | 0:05:26 | 0:05:30 | |
I've reached the point where, you know, | 0:05:32 | 0:05:34 | |
I get to the middle of the stairs and I don't know why I'm there. | 0:05:34 | 0:05:38 | |
You have that battle with yourself. | 0:05:38 | 0:05:39 | |
You think, "I'm not at that point of my life where I can't remember what's happening halfway up the stairs." | 0:05:39 | 0:05:45 | |
It happened the other day and I refused to move. | 0:05:45 | 0:05:48 | |
And I thought, "Ah, I know what I've come up here for - my wordsearch." | 0:05:48 | 0:05:53 | |
-Very good. -Are you ready to find out what Ben is going to be doing for his Epic Win? | 0:05:54 | 0:05:58 | |
-AUDIENCE CHEERS -Joe, will you kindly fill us in, please? | 0:05:58 | 0:06:01 | |
Ladies and gentlemen, tonight in this very studio, | 0:06:01 | 0:06:05 | |
Ben Pridmore will become A Human Barcode Reader. | 0:06:05 | 0:06:09 | |
Beep! | 0:06:09 | 0:06:11 | |
We've given Ben a list of 250 supermarket products, just like this one. | 0:06:14 | 0:06:18 | |
Each one of these products has a price, and a barcode. | 0:06:18 | 0:06:22 | |
Now, Ben has learned how to read these barcodes. | 0:06:22 | 0:06:26 | |
That's right. He has memorised 250 of THESE. | 0:06:26 | 0:06:29 | |
-That's a lot of black lines. -And white lines. | 0:06:32 | 0:06:35 | |
That's very clever. | 0:06:35 | 0:06:37 | |
How do you tell the difference between one barcode and another? | 0:06:37 | 0:06:40 | |
-It's a lot easier than you'd think. You see this one? -Yeah. | 0:06:40 | 0:06:44 | |
White-black, white-black means one. Black-white, black-white black is two. | 0:06:44 | 0:06:48 | |
Black-white, black-white black is two. 122 for me is a tent. | 0:06:48 | 0:06:51 | |
A tent with chicken soup. And 52p, for me, is the sun. | 0:06:51 | 0:06:55 | |
The sun is shining down on chicken soup outside a tent. | 0:06:55 | 0:06:59 | |
52 weeks in a year. There you are. | 0:06:59 | 0:07:01 | |
-Simple. -So reading a barcode is like reading another language? It's just like a language | 0:07:01 | 0:07:06 | |
that very few people understand? Not unlike Welsh, in fact. | 0:07:06 | 0:07:10 | |
SHE SPEAKS WELSH | 0:07:10 | 0:07:11 | |
So, earlier today we randomly selected 50 products from our list. | 0:07:11 | 0:07:15 | |
For his Epic Win, we've challenged Ben to identify ten of them, | 0:07:15 | 0:07:19 | |
and their prices, in one minute. There's only one way to read a barcode. Please get inside the till. | 0:07:19 | 0:07:24 | |
-You all right, Ben? -Yeah. -All we need now is someone to operate the till. | 0:07:29 | 0:07:33 | |
So, cashier to checkout number one, please. | 0:07:33 | 0:07:35 | |
Wow. | 0:07:43 | 0:07:44 | |
What are you doing in my shop? | 0:07:44 | 0:07:47 | |
-So, Ben, are you good to go? -I'm good. -Comfortable? -More or less. | 0:07:49 | 0:07:52 | |
Confident? | 0:07:52 | 0:07:53 | |
Then it's shopping at the ready, Joe. Your minute starts now. | 0:07:53 | 0:07:57 | |
Stock cubes, 99p. | 0:07:59 | 0:08:01 | |
Rice pudding, 85. | 0:08:05 | 0:08:06 | |
Very well done, that's two out of two. | 0:08:06 | 0:08:10 | |
Jelly, 40p. | 0:08:10 | 0:08:12 | |
Three out of three! | 0:08:12 | 0:08:14 | |
-You know, those things. Lasagne sheets, 46. -Four out of four. | 0:08:17 | 0:08:21 | |
Six more. | 0:08:21 | 0:08:23 | |
Ravioli, 107. | 0:08:23 | 0:08:24 | |
Five out of five. | 0:08:26 | 0:08:28 | |
Um... Gherkins. | 0:08:29 | 0:08:31 | |
Um, 89. | 0:08:31 | 0:08:33 | |
Um... Uh... | 0:08:38 | 0:08:40 | |
-Bleach. 99. No! -BUZZER | 0:08:40 | 0:08:44 | |
Oh, forget it. | 0:08:44 | 0:08:46 | |
Chick peas. 60p. | 0:08:48 | 0:08:50 | |
Margarine. £1. | 0:08:54 | 0:08:56 | |
END-OF-ROUND BUZZER Oh, no! | 0:08:56 | 0:08:59 | |
Epic Fail! | 0:08:59 | 0:09:00 | |
AUDIENCE GROANS | 0:09:00 | 0:09:03 | |
Come over here to join our panel. | 0:09:09 | 0:09:12 | |
You might not have made it to your 10 correct answers, | 0:09:12 | 0:09:17 | |
-but that was fantastic! -What did you think about that, Kevin? -Brilliant. | 0:09:17 | 0:09:21 | |
Ben, if it's any consolation, I thought you're still more reliable than a self-service check-in. | 0:09:21 | 0:09:28 | |
Micky, did Ben do it for you? | 0:09:30 | 0:09:32 | |
Not really, no. | 0:09:32 | 0:09:35 | |
-Micky Flanagan! -Wasted everybody's time. | 0:09:35 | 0:09:38 | |
Micky Flanagan! | 0:09:38 | 0:09:41 | |
You can't go on a show like this and... | 0:09:41 | 0:09:44 | |
Aw, you can't say that! Ahh! | 0:09:44 | 0:09:46 | |
You know, you want to practise a bit more. | 0:09:46 | 0:09:50 | |
-Would you like to have a go, before we tidy it away? -It's not my cup of tea. | 0:09:53 | 0:09:56 | |
I didn't claim to be good at it, did I? | 0:09:58 | 0:10:02 | |
Ben, it's such a shame. But I'm afraid that is an Epic Fail. So, I'm afraid the panel won't | 0:10:02 | 0:10:06 | |
be valuing your skill and you won't be playing for the money. | 0:10:06 | 0:10:10 | |
However, nobody leaves Epic Win empty-handed. | 0:10:10 | 0:10:13 | |
You will, of course, be wearing this fantastic Epic Fail sticker. | 0:10:13 | 0:10:16 | |
No expense spared. You can wear that proudly all the way home on the bus. | 0:10:16 | 0:10:21 | |
But like all Epic Losers, there is only one way out of the studio, | 0:10:21 | 0:10:24 | |
and that is through the Fail Door. | 0:10:24 | 0:10:28 | |
Ladies and gentlemen, his answers didn't check out. | 0:10:28 | 0:10:31 | |
-AUDIENCE GROANS -Off you go, Ben Pridmore. Begone! | 0:10:31 | 0:10:35 | |
Might want to duck down, Ben. | 0:10:42 | 0:10:44 | |
It's a very low door. | 0:10:44 | 0:10:46 | |
And stay out! | 0:10:50 | 0:10:53 | |
Here at Epic Win, we search high and low to find the nation's most astonishing spectacles. | 0:10:53 | 0:10:58 | |
Sometimes, our heroes in waiting bring us something which is simply too epic | 0:10:58 | 0:11:02 | |
to fit into our stadium of senselessness. | 0:11:02 | 0:11:04 | |
That's definitely the case for our next contender. Please welcome Mr Colin Furze! | 0:11:04 | 0:11:09 | |
Welcome. Let's find out a little bit about you. Where are you from? | 0:11:21 | 0:11:24 | |
-I'm from Stamford in Lincolnshire. -What do you do there? -I'm a plumber. | 0:11:24 | 0:11:29 | |
-You're a plumber? -Yes. -A plumber who's here on time, phenomenal. | 0:11:29 | 0:11:34 | |
-Who wants to see what our plumber Colin gets up to in his spare time? -AUDIENCE CHEERS | 0:11:34 | 0:11:39 | |
Let's take a look. | 0:11:39 | 0:11:40 | |
MUSIC: "Ace Of Spades" by Motorhead | 0:11:40 | 0:11:44 | |
# The ace of spades! | 0:11:56 | 0:11:59 | |
# The ace of spades! # | 0:11:59 | 0:12:00 | |
That's right, Colin Furze is a daredevil. | 0:12:18 | 0:12:20 | |
But, more importantly, he's an inventor whose creations include a bouncy ball machine gun | 0:12:20 | 0:12:25 | |
and the world's longest motorbike. On top of that, he can plumb! Fantastic. | 0:12:25 | 0:12:29 | |
Is there anything you're scared of? | 0:12:29 | 0:12:31 | |
Swans. I don't like swans. | 0:12:31 | 0:12:34 | |
Every time I get in the water, they just go for me. They hate me. | 0:12:34 | 0:12:38 | |
The Queen can have them all, as far as I'm concerned. | 0:12:38 | 0:12:41 | |
What started you off? When did you first think, "I don't really want to, you know, be here for much longer?" | 0:12:41 | 0:12:48 | |
I think it must be the plumbing. | 0:12:48 | 0:12:51 | |
Any other risks you take? Ever give a quote without looking at the job? | 0:12:51 | 0:12:54 | |
Kevin, are you an adrenalin junkie? | 0:12:57 | 0:12:59 | |
I'm pretty much scared of everything except swans. | 0:13:00 | 0:13:04 | |
-You fell off the Wall of Death and you survived. -I did. | 0:13:06 | 0:13:10 | |
They should rename the wall then - the Wall of Minor Injuries. | 0:13:10 | 0:13:15 | |
I'm not much of a risk taker. | 0:13:15 | 0:13:17 | |
The biggest risk I take is sometimes I put my hand | 0:13:17 | 0:13:20 | |
in a box of Celebrations | 0:13:20 | 0:13:22 | |
and pick out one I've not looked at. | 0:13:22 | 0:13:25 | |
Tell us, Joe, what is Colin's challenge going to be tonight? | 0:13:27 | 0:13:31 | |
Hoping to secure an Epic Win tonight, | 0:13:31 | 0:13:35 | |
Colin Furze is going to be riding a mobility scooter. | 0:13:35 | 0:13:39 | |
I'm still a bit underwhelmed, I have to say. | 0:13:50 | 0:13:53 | |
-It has a secret. -What's that? -I'll show you. | 0:13:53 | 0:13:57 | |
-Ah. -ENGINE REVS | 0:14:03 | 0:14:05 | |
Stop! That is horrible. | 0:14:15 | 0:14:18 | |
-What have you done? -It's got a motorbike engine in it. | 0:14:24 | 0:14:27 | |
-How big's the engine? -It's a 125cc motocross bike engine. | 0:14:27 | 0:14:32 | |
Why the mobility scooter? Why not put that on a motocross bike? | 0:14:33 | 0:14:37 | |
They're so pathetic, aren't they? | 0:14:37 | 0:14:40 | |
If anything needs pimping up, it's old people and what they travel in. | 0:14:40 | 0:14:45 | |
I can't wait to see this thing in action. Please tell us the exact details of Colin's challenge. | 0:14:45 | 0:14:50 | |
On the super scooter, Colin has to hit 70 miles an hour or more, | 0:14:50 | 0:14:56 | |
and get himself an Epic Win speeding ticket. Ooh! | 0:14:56 | 0:15:00 | |
-AUDIENCE: -Oooh! | 0:15:00 | 0:15:02 | |
That's just totally irresponsible. Totally irresponsible. | 0:15:02 | 0:15:06 | |
We sent Colin to a track to see if he could top 70 miles an hour as he passed our speed camera. | 0:15:06 | 0:15:11 | |
It goes without saying, don't try this at home. | 0:15:11 | 0:15:15 | |
Grandma, don't try this at THE home, either. | 0:15:15 | 0:15:18 | |
Did Colin break 70 miles an hour and get himself flashed? Let's find out. | 0:15:19 | 0:15:23 | |
DISTORTED GUITAR RIFF | 0:15:23 | 0:15:26 | |
ENGINE REVS | 0:15:29 | 0:15:31 | |
CAMERA FLASHES | 0:15:44 | 0:15:46 | |
He's done it! | 0:15:51 | 0:15:53 | |
Epic Win! Fantastic. | 0:15:53 | 0:15:56 | |
I've never seen anything like that before. You're an Epic Winner. Congratulations. | 0:15:56 | 0:16:02 | |
You definitely hit 70. | 0:16:04 | 0:16:05 | |
Do you want to know how fast you were actually going? | 0:16:05 | 0:16:09 | |
-Yeah, I'm interested. -Let's see an action replay. | 0:16:09 | 0:16:12 | |
That's brilliant. That's very good. | 0:16:21 | 0:16:23 | |
-Here's a souvenir. There is your speeding ticket. -Brilliant. | 0:16:26 | 0:16:29 | |
Fantastic. So, Kevin, do you see this catching on? | 0:16:29 | 0:16:34 | |
I thought it was pretty good. | 0:16:34 | 0:16:36 | |
Only thing is, he done it on a race track. When do you see pensioners on a race track? | 0:16:36 | 0:16:41 | |
Do that in Sainsbury's or something, even more impressive. | 0:16:41 | 0:16:44 | |
It's like Formula One for over 80s. | 0:16:44 | 0:16:47 | |
Formula 91. | 0:16:47 | 0:16:49 | |
Alex, would you buy one of those? | 0:16:49 | 0:16:50 | |
Yes! I LOVE a mobility scooter. | 0:16:50 | 0:16:54 | |
I'd be interested to see if you could | 0:16:54 | 0:16:57 | |
soup up a stairlift that shoots up the stairs. That would be good. | 0:16:57 | 0:17:00 | |
Funny you should say that. | 0:17:00 | 0:17:02 | |
Colin, what about one of those sit up beds that sends you into orbit? | 0:17:02 | 0:17:06 | |
Colin, you are an Epic Winner and that means you're guaranteed | 0:17:09 | 0:17:13 | |
to take home our Epic Win trophy. | 0:17:13 | 0:17:15 | |
Very impressive. Can you also take some cash home with you as well? | 0:17:15 | 0:17:20 | |
It's time for you to be valued by the panel in the Epic Centre. | 0:17:20 | 0:17:23 | |
Let's find out what your win is worth. | 0:17:23 | 0:17:26 | |
Each of you has up to £1,000 that you can award to Colin according to how well you thought he performed. | 0:17:29 | 0:17:35 | |
Make up your minds and lock in the money. Lock it in. Lock. | 0:17:35 | 0:17:39 | |
-AUDIENCE MEMBER: -Give him the grand, Mickey! -LAUGHTER | 0:17:39 | 0:17:43 | |
What do you think I am, a High Court judge? | 0:17:43 | 0:17:48 | |
-KLAXON -There it is. It's all locked in. You've seen how this works. | 0:17:48 | 0:17:52 | |
The panel's total could be anything from £3 to £3,000. | 0:17:52 | 0:17:55 | |
To take some cash home, you have to hit the button | 0:17:55 | 0:17:58 | |
before you go over the value the panel have put on your challenge. | 0:17:58 | 0:18:02 | |
Stop it before it goes over the level the panel have set and it will be, Joe... | 0:18:03 | 0:18:07 | |
Epic Win! | 0:18:07 | 0:18:10 | |
If you hold on for too long, how much will he take home, Joe? | 0:18:10 | 0:18:13 | |
Zero pounds. | 0:18:13 | 0:18:16 | |
That's right. The total sum of the money the panel's awarded you could be any of the offers, | 0:18:17 | 0:18:23 | |
including the first offer you see. Are you ready? Step up to the button. | 0:18:23 | 0:18:26 | |
Joe, let's see if we can turn powers into pounds. | 0:18:26 | 0:18:30 | |
£475. | 0:18:34 | 0:18:37 | |
AUDIENCE SHOUTS | 0:18:37 | 0:18:39 | |
They say more, Colin. They're right. | 0:18:39 | 0:18:42 | |
£727. | 0:18:46 | 0:18:49 | |
AUDIENCE SHOUTS | 0:18:49 | 0:18:51 | |
-They're giving nothing away. -No, I think I'm worth a little more. | 0:18:51 | 0:18:55 | |
-£,1820! -Oh, wow! | 0:19:02 | 0:19:04 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:19:04 | 0:19:08 | |
£1,820. | 0:19:08 | 0:19:11 | |
-I'm not greedy. -If you have won that money, | 0:19:11 | 0:19:15 | |
you can just afford to fill it up. | 0:19:15 | 0:19:17 | |
Have your valued yourself too highly? | 0:19:17 | 0:19:19 | |
Or are you taking home that money? How do you want me to find out? | 0:19:19 | 0:19:22 | |
DRUM ROLL | 0:19:22 | 0:19:24 | |
Epic win! | 0:19:24 | 0:19:26 | |
Epic win! Take it away, Colin. | 0:19:26 | 0:19:30 | |
You stopped in time. Very, very well done to you. | 0:19:32 | 0:19:35 | |
You didn't over value yourself and you are leaving here with £1,820. | 0:19:35 | 0:19:39 | |
But did you stop at the perfect moment? Or was there more money? | 0:19:39 | 0:19:43 | |
Let's see what the panel's total was. | 0:19:43 | 0:19:45 | |
Oh, it goes up! | 0:19:45 | 0:19:47 | |
-And up! -DING | 0:19:47 | 0:19:49 | |
Oh! | 0:19:49 | 0:19:52 | |
You were £330 out. That's not bad at all, is it? | 0:19:52 | 0:19:56 | |
-That's a good day, that is. -That's really a very, very good day indeed. | 0:19:56 | 0:20:00 | |
Well, let's see how the panel's amounts divided, shall we? | 0:20:00 | 0:20:03 | |
-The moment of truth. -Woah! | 0:20:03 | 0:20:06 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:20:06 | 0:20:08 | |
Micky, Micky, down again. | 0:20:08 | 0:20:11 | |
BOOING | 0:20:11 | 0:20:13 | |
I'm not here to make friends. | 0:20:13 | 0:20:15 | |
I'm a human being, I'm an individual. | 0:20:15 | 0:20:19 | |
-I'm not swayed by the masses, the poor, huddled masses. -LAUGHTER | 0:20:19 | 0:20:23 | |
-AUDIENCE MEMBER: -Boo! | 0:20:23 | 0:20:24 | |
Yeah, go on, Micky, explain yourself. | 0:20:24 | 0:20:27 | |
Look, essentially it was ridiculous and a waste of time, right? | 0:20:27 | 0:20:31 | |
But really, all you were doing was sitting down and going like that. | 0:20:31 | 0:20:37 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:20:37 | 0:20:38 | |
-He made the scooter...! -I could have done it, really. | 0:20:38 | 0:20:42 | |
-I think we should get Micky on it. -CHEERING | 0:20:42 | 0:20:46 | |
This brings me nicely to the second part - | 0:20:46 | 0:20:49 | |
I've done it for your own good. | 0:20:49 | 0:20:51 | |
This has to stop. | 0:20:51 | 0:20:53 | |
With that £150, you could buy a chair... | 0:20:54 | 0:20:57 | |
slippers... | 0:20:57 | 0:20:58 | |
Computer, maybe. | 0:20:58 | 0:21:01 | |
With £1,000, I could stick a motor under it. | 0:21:01 | 0:21:05 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:21:05 | 0:21:07 | |
Well, Colin, you are definitely an Epic Winner, no question. | 0:21:07 | 0:21:10 | |
You are taking away £1,820, along with this Epic Win trophy. | 0:21:10 | 0:21:15 | |
Look at that! | 0:21:15 | 0:21:17 | |
-There you are, sir. -Thank you very much. | 0:21:17 | 0:21:20 | |
Ladies and gentlemen, taking his rightful place on the podium, | 0:21:20 | 0:21:23 | |
your high street hero, Colin Furze! | 0:21:23 | 0:21:26 | |
Let's see if our next hopeful hero has got what it takes | 0:21:38 | 0:21:41 | |
to be an Epic Winner. | 0:21:41 | 0:21:42 | |
It's the challenge of the century. | 0:21:43 | 0:21:46 | |
He lives it, he breathes it, | 0:21:48 | 0:21:51 | |
he goes home smelling of it. | 0:21:51 | 0:21:54 | |
He's Dave Wilson and he's going to prove that he's the king of cod. | 0:21:54 | 0:21:58 | |
But the training's been tough. | 0:21:58 | 0:22:00 | |
-Right, what is it? -Mackerel. -Good. | 0:22:00 | 0:22:04 | |
-What about this one? -Trout. | 0:22:04 | 0:22:07 | |
Not good enough. You're slacking! What kind of trout? | 0:22:07 | 0:22:10 | |
-Rainbow trout. -Yeah! Discipline, Dave! | 0:22:10 | 0:22:13 | |
That's what you need, otherwise he'll wipe the floor with you. | 0:22:13 | 0:22:17 | |
-What about this guy? -Sardine. | 0:22:17 | 0:22:19 | |
Yes! You can do this, Dave. | 0:22:19 | 0:22:22 | |
-You know you can do it. -Thanks, coach. | 0:22:22 | 0:22:26 | |
Dave "Sharkbait" Wilson, | 0:22:27 | 0:22:29 | |
a fishmonger from London. | 0:22:29 | 0:22:31 | |
It's going to be the ultimate battle. | 0:22:45 | 0:22:48 | |
Will he stand, or will he fall, | 0:22:48 | 0:22:50 | |
as Dave Sharkbait Wilson | 0:22:50 | 0:22:52 | |
risks it all with this Epic Challenge? | 0:22:52 | 0:22:56 | |
Is it sink or swim for Dave Wilson? | 0:22:58 | 0:23:00 | |
Welcome to Epic Win. So, Dave, obviously, you're a fishmonger. | 0:23:14 | 0:23:18 | |
But we know on Epic Win, it's not merely enough just to monger fish. | 0:23:18 | 0:23:22 | |
Over to you, Joe. | 0:23:22 | 0:23:23 | |
To Epic Win tonight, Dave has to correctly identify fish | 0:23:23 | 0:23:27 | |
just by being slapped in the face with them. | 0:23:27 | 0:23:30 | |
-AUDIENCE: -Ooh! | 0:23:30 | 0:23:33 | |
So, face versus fish is the one the fans will be waiting to see. | 0:23:34 | 0:23:38 | |
How would you identify a fish with your face? How do you do that? | 0:23:38 | 0:23:42 | |
It's all down to a bit of smell, bit of touch. | 0:23:42 | 0:23:46 | |
And hopefully, not too much taste. | 0:23:46 | 0:23:48 | |
Micky, can you identify things just by being slapped round the face with them? | 0:23:49 | 0:23:55 | |
I think if you sort of lined up all my ex-girlfriends and asked them | 0:23:55 | 0:24:00 | |
to slap me round the face, I'd know which ones were which. | 0:24:00 | 0:24:02 | |
I know the ones I REALLY upset. | 0:24:02 | 0:24:06 | |
What type of fish would be too big? What type of fish do you think would knock you over? | 0:24:06 | 0:24:10 | |
Probably a blue whale or something. | 0:24:10 | 0:24:13 | |
That a mammal, though, isn't it, a whale? | 0:24:13 | 0:24:16 | |
-That's a mammal! -Thought this guy knew his fish. -Sorry. | 0:24:16 | 0:24:19 | |
Over here, we've got a variety of fish. | 0:24:19 | 0:24:22 | |
The panel are going to select five of them for Dave to be slapped with | 0:24:22 | 0:24:25 | |
and he needs to name three of the five fish correctly - | 0:24:25 | 0:24:28 | |
with his face, obviously - to reel in an Epic Win. | 0:24:28 | 0:24:32 | |
Now to get things moving, obviously we're going to need a slapper. So please welcome back...Joe! | 0:24:32 | 0:24:38 | |
Brilliant. Could you give Dave his blindfold, please? | 0:24:43 | 0:24:46 | |
Do you want me to look after those? | 0:24:46 | 0:24:48 | |
All right, Dave. | 0:24:48 | 0:24:51 | |
-Make sure he can't see anything. -How many fingers am I holding up? | 0:24:51 | 0:24:56 | |
-10. -Wrong! | 0:24:56 | 0:24:58 | |
Dave, you have to get three of them right to win the money. | 0:24:58 | 0:25:01 | |
Any less than that and it's the Fail Door. | 0:25:01 | 0:25:03 | |
Yes. | 0:25:03 | 0:25:05 | |
-Are you ready? -I'm ready. | 0:25:05 | 0:25:06 | |
And remember, don't try this at home, for goodness' sake. | 0:25:06 | 0:25:10 | |
Don't try it at Morrison's, either. They can be quite funny. | 0:25:10 | 0:25:13 | |
OK, let's reveal the fish and bring on the slaps. | 0:25:13 | 0:25:17 | |
There they are. There they are. | 0:25:17 | 0:25:19 | |
-Kevin, please pick a fish number. -Number seven. -Number seven. | 0:25:19 | 0:25:22 | |
-What does that say? -Shh! | 0:25:27 | 0:25:29 | |
Oh-h-h! | 0:25:30 | 0:25:34 | |
-Are you regretting this yet? -I'm beginning to. | 0:25:34 | 0:25:36 | |
-This is a haymaker. -Ready? | 0:25:36 | 0:25:38 | |
Three, two, one. | 0:25:38 | 0:25:42 | |
I think I'm going to have to have that one more time. | 0:25:46 | 0:25:49 | |
That's not a slap - you're rubbing it against his face. | 0:25:49 | 0:25:51 | |
Oh, this is so weird! | 0:25:53 | 0:25:55 | |
Three, two, one. | 0:25:56 | 0:25:59 | |
-Happy? -Yeah, happier with that. | 0:26:01 | 0:26:04 | |
-Are you prepared to hazard a guess? -I'm going to go for an eel. | 0:26:04 | 0:26:07 | |
BUZZER | 0:26:07 | 0:26:09 | |
That was the wrong answer. OK, Alex, pick another fish number, please. | 0:26:11 | 0:26:15 | |
I don't want to. I've never seen anything this disgusting! | 0:26:15 | 0:26:18 | |
Have you got fish fingers? | 0:26:20 | 0:26:22 | |
-Is 12 quite...? -12. You're saying 12. | 0:26:23 | 0:26:26 | |
-Good choice. -OK, here it comes. | 0:26:26 | 0:26:29 | |
And give it a good whack this time. None of this... | 0:26:29 | 0:26:33 | |
Three, two, one! | 0:26:34 | 0:26:36 | |
There's nothing right about this. | 0:26:40 | 0:26:43 | |
Is that a squid? | 0:26:43 | 0:26:46 | |
BUZZER | 0:26:46 | 0:26:48 | |
Get it together, Dave, come on! | 0:26:48 | 0:26:51 | |
Now, listen, you have to get three right. | 0:26:51 | 0:26:53 | |
-All of these have to be right, Dave. -Yeah. I'm ready. | 0:26:53 | 0:26:57 | |
-OK, Micky, a number. -Can I have a quick look, cos I used to be in the fish business. | 0:26:57 | 0:27:01 | |
-Did you? -Yeah, I was the Billingsgate fish porter. I could carry that lot. | 0:27:01 | 0:27:06 | |
Let's go for this, number 11. | 0:27:11 | 0:27:13 | |
Subtle. | 0:27:13 | 0:27:14 | |
OK, here it comes. | 0:27:19 | 0:27:20 | |
Oh! | 0:27:21 | 0:27:23 | |
Three, two, one. | 0:27:24 | 0:27:27 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:27:27 | 0:27:30 | |
Now, everything is riding on this one, Dave. | 0:27:30 | 0:27:35 | |
Feel the force, Dave, feel the force. | 0:27:44 | 0:27:46 | |
You have to get this one right or else it is a fail. | 0:27:46 | 0:27:50 | |
Was it a whiting? | 0:27:51 | 0:27:54 | |
AUDIENCE GROANS | 0:27:54 | 0:27:56 | |
-Epic fail! -Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear. | 0:27:56 | 0:27:59 | |
Micky, he took it on the chin. And on the cheek, and on the forehead. | 0:28:02 | 0:28:07 | |
Well, I don't want you going out with a chip on your shoulder. | 0:28:07 | 0:28:10 | |
I only came here for the halibut. | 0:28:12 | 0:28:14 | |
-Alex, you looked a bit queasy there. -Yeah. | 0:28:16 | 0:28:20 | |
Well, I mean, it was a good effort, but I'm sort of glad it's over. | 0:28:20 | 0:28:25 | |
You've got a lot of fish juice there, haven't you? | 0:28:25 | 0:28:28 | |
-Oh! -Actually, you have got scales on your cheeks there. Maybe they've just fallen from your eyes. -Yeah. | 0:28:28 | 0:28:35 | |
Well, Dave, it has been a genuine treat | 0:28:35 | 0:28:38 | |
but I'm afraid that was an Epic Fail, whichever way you look at it. | 0:28:38 | 0:28:41 | |
Here it comes, gloat with embarrassment because you can show off your Epic Fail sticker. | 0:28:41 | 0:28:47 | |
Pop that on you there. Epic Fail. Wear that proudly. There we are. | 0:28:47 | 0:28:51 | |
There was no avoiding it, there is a door over there with your name on it. I'm afraid... | 0:28:51 | 0:28:55 | |
CREAKING | 0:28:55 | 0:28:57 | |
You'll need a very hot shower when he gets home. Dave Wilson, sling your hook! | 0:28:57 | 0:29:02 | |
# When you walk through a storm | 0:29:02 | 0:29:09 | |
# Hold your head up high | 0:29:09 | 0:29:14 | |
# And don't... # | 0:29:14 | 0:29:20 | |
'And don't come back!' | 0:29:20 | 0:29:21 | |
We've seen some astonishing skills on the show tonight | 0:29:24 | 0:29:26 | |
but we've still got one more epic hopeful up our sleeves. Let's find out who it is. | 0:29:26 | 0:29:30 | |
I'm Amber Greening, I'm 19 years old and I'm from Feltham and I'm a dancer. | 0:29:32 | 0:29:37 | |
I've been dancing since I was three because my mum is a dance teacher | 0:29:37 | 0:29:43 | |
so it just came in the family so I've been dancing for 16 years. | 0:29:43 | 0:29:47 | |
Because I've been dancing so long, I've got so much memorabilia of all the things I've done. | 0:29:51 | 0:29:57 | |
I've got photos, videos, trophies, medals. Dancing just makes me happy all the time. | 0:29:57 | 0:30:04 | |
If I'm in a bad mood, I'll go to dance and come back and I'm 100 times better. | 0:30:04 | 0:30:09 | |
Dancing is my life. I push my body to the limits every single day | 0:30:09 | 0:30:12 | |
and I've discovered I can do something that I would never have been able to do without dance. | 0:30:12 | 0:30:17 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:30:17 | 0:30:19 | |
She's clearly got the moves, but will she Epic Win? Please welcome Amber Greening! | 0:30:23 | 0:30:28 | |
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE | 0:30:28 | 0:30:32 | |
So, Amber, welcome to the show. So, you're a dancer, you've been dancing pretty much all your life. | 0:30:40 | 0:30:47 | |
-Yeah. -When did you start? -When I was three. | 0:30:47 | 0:30:49 | |
Are you doing a dancing challenge, is that what it is? | 0:30:49 | 0:30:52 | |
No, this is nothing to do with dancing, much sillier than dancing. | 0:30:52 | 0:30:55 | |
Sillier. OK, well, let's find out how Amber will be using her incredible skills this evening. Joe? | 0:30:55 | 0:31:01 | |
Ladies and gentlemen, Amber Greening's challenge is to kick herself in the head repeatedly. | 0:31:01 | 0:31:09 | |
-That sounds completely normal(!) You're going to do what? -Kick myself in the head. | 0:31:11 | 0:31:15 | |
Alex, could you do this, do you think? | 0:31:15 | 0:31:17 | |
-Hello, Amber. -Hello. | 0:31:17 | 0:31:20 | |
Well, I found out I could do the splits because I slipped on some egg. It was like... | 0:31:20 | 0:31:25 | |
You could probably do it, if you can do the splits. | 0:31:25 | 0:31:29 | |
I don't know if I'd want to hurt myself. | 0:31:29 | 0:31:31 | |
Kevin, you're from Glasgow, you must have seen plenty of people having their heads kicked in? | 0:31:31 | 0:31:36 | |
I've seen people who can headbutt their own feet. | 0:31:36 | 0:31:39 | |
Can you do that, Amber? | 0:31:39 | 0:31:42 | |
-Yes. -A lot of men are thinking, I hope she kicks me in the head! | 0:31:42 | 0:31:45 | |
Let's explain to everyone exactly how this is going to work. | 0:31:46 | 0:31:50 | |
Amber is going to put on the special helmet and all she has to do is make contact 60 times in 60 seconds. | 0:31:50 | 0:31:55 | |
-Amber, take the helmet. -Thank you. -If you succeed, | 0:31:55 | 0:31:58 | |
you will be valued by the panel and you will play for cold, hard cash. | 0:31:58 | 0:32:02 | |
If not, then I'm afraid, it is the Fail Door. | 0:32:02 | 0:32:04 | |
AUDIENCE GROANS | 0:32:04 | 0:32:07 | |
-Are you ready to take on your epic challenge? -Yes, I am. -Let's pop the helmet on. | 0:32:07 | 0:32:13 | |
-Can I take my shoes off? -Let me take your shoes for you. | 0:32:13 | 0:32:17 | |
I can't believe I have to tell you this, but don't try this at home! | 0:32:17 | 0:32:21 | |
-I'm going to get to safety. -Out of the way. | 0:32:21 | 0:32:23 | |
Five, four, three, two, one, go! | 0:32:23 | 0:32:28 | |
CHEERING | 0:32:30 | 0:32:33 | |
60. | 0:33:16 | 0:33:17 | |
Epic Win! | 0:33:19 | 0:33:21 | |
CHEERING | 0:33:21 | 0:33:23 | |
That was fantastic, you did 60 in 52 seconds. | 0:33:24 | 0:33:28 | |
Good. | 0:33:28 | 0:33:30 | |
I wouldn't have thought that was possible, but you are an Epic Winner. | 0:33:34 | 0:33:38 | |
-Congratulations, are you all right? -Thank you. Yes. | 0:33:38 | 0:33:41 | |
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE | 0:33:41 | 0:33:43 | |
Very good. There are your shoes, get your breath back. | 0:33:45 | 0:33:48 | |
-60 in 52 seconds! That was amazing. -I'm pleased with that. -What a rate of kicking. | 0:33:48 | 0:33:53 | |
Let's just see if the panel were as impressed with you as I was. | 0:33:56 | 0:33:59 | |
-Alex, what about that? -I felt quite tired just watching you. | 0:33:59 | 0:34:03 | |
I'm sure Micky and Kevin agree. You were getting a little bit tired, but you kept going. | 0:34:03 | 0:34:07 | |
-Very well done, great. -Thank you. | 0:34:07 | 0:34:11 | |
-Kevin? -I thought it was mindless violence. | 0:34:12 | 0:34:16 | |
I just hate seeing a beautiful girl self-harm like that. Tough to watch. | 0:34:18 | 0:34:22 | |
Nothing makes sense any more. | 0:34:22 | 0:34:25 | |
It was just phenomenal because I could see you getting tired, but then you thought, | 0:34:25 | 0:34:31 | |
"I hate myself, I'm going to keep going". And you dug deep - good work. | 0:34:31 | 0:34:35 | |
Thanks. | 0:34:35 | 0:34:37 | |
Amber, you are an Epic Winner and that means you've already won yourself | 0:34:40 | 0:34:45 | |
-a spectacular Epic Win trophy. -AUDIENCE WHOOPS | 0:34:45 | 0:34:48 | |
Quite right. But as an Epic Winner you also get the chance to be valued | 0:34:48 | 0:34:52 | |
by our panel and hopefully win yourself some cold, hard cash. | 0:34:52 | 0:34:55 | |
First up, the panel are going to put a cash value on your skill. | 0:34:55 | 0:34:59 | |
Panel, each of you has up to £1,000 that you can put into Amber's prize fund. | 0:34:59 | 0:35:05 | |
The question is, what would you give to a woman who can kick herself repeatedly in the head? | 0:35:05 | 0:35:09 | |
Decide now and key it into your pads. | 0:35:09 | 0:35:12 | |
It's very exciting, they're putting a value on you right now. | 0:35:13 | 0:35:17 | |
WHOOSH | 0:35:17 | 0:35:19 | |
That means the money is locked in. Amber, we've added together the amounts | 0:35:19 | 0:35:23 | |
the three panellists think that your power deserves and the | 0:35:23 | 0:35:26 | |
grand total could be anything from £3 if they're being particularly stingy, to £3000. | 0:35:26 | 0:35:32 | |
Here's how you will win the cash. Joe is going to offer you increasing sums of money. | 0:35:32 | 0:35:36 | |
You can stop that cash whenever you like with the red button. | 0:35:36 | 0:35:39 | |
If you stop that money before it goes over the total, it will be, Joe? | 0:35:39 | 0:35:44 | |
-An Epic Win! -You'll go home with whatever money you stopped it on. But if you hold back for too long | 0:35:44 | 0:35:50 | |
and go even £1 over what the panel has awarded you, Joe, how much will Amber go home with? | 0:35:50 | 0:35:54 | |
Zero pounds. | 0:35:54 | 0:35:57 | |
That's right. Zero pounds. The total sum of money that the panel has awarded you | 0:35:57 | 0:36:02 | |
could be any one of the sums of money, it might even be the first number that Joe mentions. | 0:36:02 | 0:36:07 | |
-Are you ready to play? -Yes. | 0:36:07 | 0:36:09 | |
Hands on the big red button and Joe, let's turn powers into pounds. | 0:36:09 | 0:36:14 | |
Here we go. | 0:36:14 | 0:36:16 | |
£542. | 0:36:23 | 0:36:25 | |
AUDIENCE SHOUTS | 0:36:25 | 0:36:28 | |
No, she's not going to press it. She's holding out. | 0:36:28 | 0:36:32 | |
£1,335. | 0:36:38 | 0:36:42 | |
AUDIENCE SHOUTS | 0:36:42 | 0:36:45 | |
No, she's not going to go for it, that bruise is worth more than that. | 0:36:48 | 0:36:52 | |
£1,674. | 0:36:55 | 0:37:00 | |
Amber, you've decided to go for £1,674, | 0:37:00 | 0:37:04 | |
-but is that what you've won? -I hope so. -Have you actually won that | 0:37:04 | 0:37:08 | |
or have you actually won nothing? Let's find out. Joe? | 0:37:08 | 0:37:11 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:37:15 | 0:37:16 | |
It's an Epic Win! | 0:37:20 | 0:37:22 | |
Very well done. You stopped the money before you went bust | 0:37:26 | 0:37:29 | |
and that means you will be taking home £1,674. | 0:37:29 | 0:37:32 | |
-Many congratulations. -Thank you. | 0:37:32 | 0:37:34 | |
What we want to know is, could you have held out for more | 0:37:34 | 0:37:36 | |
or were you right to stop the money when you did? | 0:37:36 | 0:37:39 | |
Let's just see what the panel thought your win was worth. | 0:37:39 | 0:37:42 | |
AUDIENCE WHOOPS | 0:37:42 | 0:37:45 | |
-Oh. -That's good, I'm happy. -Let's just see how the panel's money breaks down. | 0:37:45 | 0:37:52 | |
Here's the moment of truth. | 0:37:52 | 0:37:53 | |
Look at that, Micky, way out ahead. | 0:37:55 | 0:37:57 | |
900 - | 0:37:57 | 0:37:58 | |
only £50 shy. | 0:37:58 | 0:38:00 | |
Micky Flanagan! | 0:38:00 | 0:38:02 | |
Only £50 shy of the maximum there. | 0:38:06 | 0:38:08 | |
I'm not a pushover. It's all immaterial. | 0:38:08 | 0:38:10 | |
I was going to give her the money the minute she walked down the stairs. | 0:38:10 | 0:38:15 | |
You are what the show is about, it's utterly pointless. | 0:38:17 | 0:38:21 | |
You have a brilliant aim and you'll be known as the girl who can kick herself in the head. | 0:38:21 | 0:38:26 | |
-Yes. -That's worth money. | 0:38:26 | 0:38:30 | |
Kevin? | 0:38:30 | 0:38:32 | |
I know Micky is coming across as the sugar daddy here, | 0:38:32 | 0:38:35 | |
but I thought it was a unique talent. You're going to inspire | 0:38:35 | 0:38:38 | |
loads of young people to kick themselves in the head - people who deserve to be kicked in the head. | 0:38:38 | 0:38:44 | |
Amber, you scored yourself an Epic Win and you are stepping out of here with £1,674 | 0:38:44 | 0:38:50 | |
and the Epic Win trophy. What about that? | 0:38:50 | 0:38:53 | |
-Thank you. -You can hold your slightly bruised head up high. | 0:38:53 | 0:38:56 | |
A big hand for our hero, folks, it's Amber Greening! Very well done. | 0:38:56 | 0:39:01 | |
There we have it, that's all we have time for this evening. | 0:39:12 | 0:39:15 | |
Thanks to our panel, Kevin Bridges, Alex Jones and Micky Flanagan. | 0:39:15 | 0:39:18 | |
APPLAUSE AND CHEERING | 0:39:18 | 0:39:21 | |
Thanks to the excellent Joe Lycett and thank you for watching. | 0:39:21 | 0:39:25 | |
Join us next time for more brilliant but senseless exploits on... | 0:39:25 | 0:39:29 | |
Epic Win! | 0:39:29 | 0:39:31 | |
Thank you and goodnight! | 0:39:33 | 0:39:34 | |
Subtitles by Red Bee Media Ltd | 0:39:47 | 0:39:49 | |
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