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-You want me for the old, fat guy's part? Thanks(!) -We don't want you. -Again, thanks(!) | 0:00:04 | 0:00:09 | |
We got Matt LeBlanc! | 0:00:09 | 0:00:11 | |
-Yay! -What?! | 0:00:11 | 0:00:13 | |
And the best part? Merc's excited about the show again! | 0:00:13 | 0:00:17 | |
-When did he stop being excited about the show? -Never! | 0:00:17 | 0:00:20 | |
-Matt's been telling me about the changes for his character. -Changes? | 0:00:20 | 0:00:24 | |
-He's not gonna be a headmaster any more. -How's that? | 0:00:24 | 0:00:27 | |
I love that he's a coach. | 0:00:27 | 0:00:28 | |
-A coach? -A lacrosse coach. | 0:00:28 | 0:00:30 | |
-Love it. -It was Beverly's idea. | 0:00:30 | 0:00:33 | |
I'm just not sure about lacrosse. Is it too lacrosse-y? | 0:00:33 | 0:00:36 | |
-I know what you mean. -How about hockey? | 0:00:36 | 0:00:38 | |
Ooh, hockey works! We could call it Pucks. | 0:00:38 | 0:00:41 | |
What was the name of that little hotel in Cap Ferrat? | 0:01:39 | 0:01:43 | |
With the precarious balcony and the, um... | 0:01:43 | 0:01:46 | |
fat guitar player? | 0:01:46 | 0:01:48 | |
Le... | 0:01:48 | 0:01:50 | |
Bleh Bleh Bleh? | 0:01:50 | 0:01:53 | |
Yes. | 0:01:53 | 0:01:55 | |
-I liked that place. -Mm-hm. | 0:01:55 | 0:01:58 | |
-We could be there in 12 hours. -Sorry. | 0:01:58 | 0:02:03 | |
I'm dreading today. | 0:02:05 | 0:02:06 | |
I'm quite excited. | 0:02:06 | 0:02:08 | |
And there you have it. | 0:02:08 | 0:02:10 | |
ALARM BEEPS | 0:02:10 | 0:02:11 | |
Nooo...! | 0:02:11 | 0:02:14 | |
Let's just stay in bed all day. | 0:02:14 | 0:02:16 | |
'Fraid not. | 0:02:16 | 0:02:18 | |
I'll let you have "ze sex" with me. | 0:02:18 | 0:02:21 | |
Oooh...romantic. | 0:02:21 | 0:02:24 | |
Hello! It's not a handle! | 0:02:25 | 0:02:28 | |
-That's not going to work. -Oh, really? | 0:02:31 | 0:02:33 | |
Yeah, come on. No, we have to get up. | 0:02:33 | 0:02:35 | |
I believe you are up. | 0:02:35 | 0:02:37 | |
Ooh, the wit, the wordplay. It's like being in bed with Noel Coward. | 0:02:37 | 0:02:42 | |
I suspect it's nothing like being in bed with Noel Coward. | 0:02:42 | 0:02:46 | |
No, sweetheart, seriously, we can't do this, | 0:02:46 | 0:02:50 | |
we don't have time for this. | 0:02:50 | 0:02:52 | |
We have to, look, we...we can't be late. | 0:02:52 | 0:02:54 | |
We've got a very... Oh, God. ..very big day. | 0:02:54 | 0:02:58 | |
No, please, don't. Oh... | 0:02:58 | 0:03:00 | |
Oh yeah, oh, fuck it. | 0:03:00 | 0:03:01 | |
-All right, listen, no dawdling. Two minutes, tops. -Five. | 0:03:03 | 0:03:05 | |
Five? Are we doing it twice?! | 0:03:05 | 0:03:07 | |
Hey, sorry we're late. Hideous traffic. Where's the network? | 0:03:14 | 0:03:17 | |
Just got here. | 0:03:17 | 0:03:18 | |
Ha-ha-ha! Good day, mates! | 0:03:20 | 0:03:23 | |
Ha-ha, I'm afraid that's Australian. | 0:03:23 | 0:03:26 | |
Really? Well, look at me, I'm Meryl Streep. | 0:03:26 | 0:03:30 | |
Look at you! | 0:03:30 | 0:03:33 | |
-Matty! -Hey! | 0:03:33 | 0:03:37 | |
Here we go! So exciting. | 0:03:37 | 0:03:40 | |
-Love the new hockey stuff. -Totally. | 0:03:40 | 0:03:42 | |
Is anyone else hot? | 0:03:42 | 0:03:44 | |
HE LAUGHS | 0:03:46 | 0:03:48 | |
Oh, wow, someone has let herself go(!) | 0:03:48 | 0:03:52 | |
Come here, you! | 0:03:52 | 0:03:55 | |
-They had a thing. -Really? | 0:03:55 | 0:03:57 | |
Yeah, like 15 years ago. | 0:03:57 | 0:03:59 | |
15 years ago? | 0:03:59 | 0:04:01 | |
How old is she? | 0:04:01 | 0:04:03 | |
I know. She looks amazing. | 0:04:03 | 0:04:06 | |
Came over on the Mayflower. | 0:04:06 | 0:04:08 | |
SHE LAUGHS PIERCINGLY | 0:04:08 | 0:04:11 | |
That won't get annoying(!) | 0:04:11 | 0:04:14 | |
Er, so we should get started. Merc has another table read in an hour. | 0:04:14 | 0:04:18 | |
Oh. All right. Everyone? | 0:04:18 | 0:04:20 | |
Shall we do this? | 0:04:20 | 0:04:22 | |
Apparently, we're on a tight schedule. | 0:04:22 | 0:04:24 | |
Yeah, c'mon, everybody, listen to Mary Poppins. | 0:04:24 | 0:04:27 | |
"We're on a schedule!" | 0:04:27 | 0:04:28 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:04:28 | 0:04:31 | |
Hold the work! | 0:04:31 | 0:04:32 | |
SET ALARM RINGS | 0:04:32 | 0:04:33 | |
Oh, go ahead, start. | 0:04:46 | 0:04:49 | |
I'll be there in a sec. | 0:04:49 | 0:04:51 | |
Go, go, go, go, go, go. | 0:04:51 | 0:04:54 | |
Pucks Pilot. Act One. | 0:04:54 | 0:04:57 | |
Interior, St Abban's Academy Library. | 0:04:57 | 0:05:00 | |
The librarian, Nicola McCutcheon, mid-twenties, | 0:05:00 | 0:05:04 | |
is behind the desk, stacking books. | 0:05:04 | 0:05:06 | |
HE AUDIBLY LICKS FINGERS | 0:05:06 | 0:05:10 | |
Merc, it's no problem, we can wait(!) | 0:05:10 | 0:05:13 | |
What, I can't listen and lick? | 0:05:13 | 0:05:15 | |
Keep going. Go, go, go, it's great. | 0:05:15 | 0:05:17 | |
HE SLURPS | 0:05:17 | 0:05:19 | |
Coach Lyman enters. He approaches Nicola. | 0:05:22 | 0:05:24 | |
I need a book. | 0:05:24 | 0:05:26 | |
A book...a book. I'm sure we have one somewhere. | 0:05:26 | 0:05:30 | |
CHUCKLING | 0:05:30 | 0:05:31 | |
Let me ask you something. | 0:05:31 | 0:05:33 | |
< TOASTER SPRINGS | 0:05:33 | 0:05:34 | |
Hot! Hot! Hot! | 0:05:34 | 0:05:37 | |
Shh. | 0:05:37 | 0:05:39 | |
She's just not interested in you. | 0:05:40 | 0:05:43 | |
-You don't know that. -Everyone knows that. | 0:05:43 | 0:05:46 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:05:46 | 0:05:47 | |
-That's not all they do. -Again! | 0:05:47 | 0:05:51 | |
Library day, Coach Lyman is with the boys... | 0:05:51 | 0:05:54 | |
-I don't want you to say yes because... -No. -Say what? | 0:05:54 | 0:05:57 | |
-Children should not have to see that. -Shut up. | 0:05:57 | 0:06:01 | |
Lyman and the boys exit, fade out. | 0:06:01 | 0:06:03 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:06:03 | 0:06:05 | |
Filming starts at 8am tomorrow. | 0:06:05 | 0:06:07 | |
Check your call sheets for your start time. | 0:06:07 | 0:06:10 | |
So, er...thoughts? | 0:06:19 | 0:06:22 | |
Erm... | 0:06:22 | 0:06:24 | |
I think, um... | 0:06:28 | 0:06:30 | |
I think you're gonna have to buy a lot of sunblock... | 0:06:30 | 0:06:33 | |
..because you are going to be living here for a very long time! | 0:06:34 | 0:06:40 | |
-I loved it! -Oh, my God. So funny. | 0:06:40 | 0:06:42 | |
It's a riot. Really. | 0:06:42 | 0:06:46 | |
Really? We're all happy? | 0:06:46 | 0:06:49 | |
You kidding? "It's bloody fantastic!" | 0:06:49 | 0:06:52 | |
I gotta tell ya, kids, I think we are looking at a big, fat hit! | 0:06:52 | 0:06:58 | |
So? | 0:07:02 | 0:07:04 | |
Eh. | 0:07:05 | 0:07:06 | |
Would "balaclava" be funnier? | 0:07:15 | 0:07:17 | |
-Do they call it that here? -Don't they? -Hey. | 0:07:17 | 0:07:20 | |
-Oh, um, do you know what a balaclava is? -No. | 0:07:20 | 0:07:24 | |
-How about an anorak? -Now you're just making sounds. | 0:07:24 | 0:07:26 | |
-Can I talk to you guys about something? -Of course. | 0:07:26 | 0:07:29 | |
-Morning's character? The librarian? -Right. | 0:07:29 | 0:07:32 | |
-Does she have to be a lesbian? -Yes. | 0:07:32 | 0:07:34 | |
-Or DOES she? -Yes, she does. -Are you sure? | 0:07:34 | 0:07:36 | |
-Yes. -What if she isn't? -It would not be as good. | 0:07:36 | 0:07:38 | |
-Or WOULD it? -It would not. -Are you sure? -Yes. | 0:07:38 | 0:07:41 | |
Right. Let's assume you two could do this all day. Huge fun. | 0:07:41 | 0:07:45 | |
But I'm jumping in. What's the problem with Nicola being a lesbian? | 0:07:45 | 0:07:48 | |
It just seems like if my guy's in love with her, | 0:07:48 | 0:07:51 | |
but he can't EVER get her, it's... | 0:07:51 | 0:07:54 | |
-Funny? -It is...very funny. I'm not saying that. | 0:07:54 | 0:07:58 | |
It's just...I dunno. | 0:07:58 | 0:08:01 | |
The whole lesbian thing. It's kind of a dead end. | 0:08:01 | 0:08:04 | |
I don't know that lesbians would agree with you. | 0:08:04 | 0:08:06 | |
So, what are you suggesting? | 0:08:06 | 0:08:08 | |
OK. Let's just say for a second, | 0:08:08 | 0:08:11 | |
she's not a lesbian. | 0:08:11 | 0:08:13 | |
-MUFFLED GROAN -Wow! | 0:08:13 | 0:08:16 | |
Go on. | 0:08:16 | 0:08:18 | |
Say she's straight. | 0:08:18 | 0:08:20 | |
You can still have all the conflict. | 0:08:20 | 0:08:21 | |
We still fight all the time. | 0:08:21 | 0:08:23 | |
-She still totally hates me. -Sure. | 0:08:23 | 0:08:25 | |
You know, she thinks I'm arrogant. She thinks I'm a pig. | 0:08:25 | 0:08:29 | |
Oh, I'm with you there. | 0:08:29 | 0:08:30 | |
But underneath...all that, she's attracted to me. | 0:08:30 | 0:08:34 | |
And she hates it. | 0:08:34 | 0:08:36 | |
And I know it. | 0:08:36 | 0:08:38 | |
And she hates that I know it. Huh? | 0:08:38 | 0:08:42 | |
Well... | 0:08:43 | 0:08:45 | |
clearly, you're a master of subtext, | 0:08:45 | 0:08:48 | |
but what I think is actually going on here, | 0:08:48 | 0:08:51 | |
I think you, and when I say you I'm referring, of course, to "your guy", | 0:08:51 | 0:08:54 | |
can't stand the idea that there's a woman who isn't attracted to you. | 0:08:54 | 0:08:57 | |
-Oh, really? -Yes. -Oh, really?! -Yes. -Oh, REALLY?! | 0:08:57 | 0:09:00 | |
And we're back to that. Well, Matt, look, erm, | 0:09:00 | 0:09:03 | |
let us think about this. | 0:09:03 | 0:09:04 | |
Why? | 0:09:04 | 0:09:06 | |
-Darling... -All right, I'll think about it... Mm, no! | 0:09:06 | 0:09:11 | |
Well, that was collaborative. | 0:09:11 | 0:09:13 | |
What?! I'm not going to coddle his homophobia | 0:09:13 | 0:09:15 | |
-and pretend to entertain some notion we both know... -MATT'S MOBILE RINGS | 0:09:15 | 0:09:19 | |
Is that ever switched off? | 0:09:19 | 0:09:20 | |
We're not done with this. Yo. | 0:09:22 | 0:09:26 | |
-Unbelievable! -I know. | 0:09:26 | 0:09:28 | |
Not him, you! Jesus Christ, what are you doing? We talked about this. | 0:09:28 | 0:09:31 | |
I can't help it! He starts speaking, and I just, I just... | 0:09:31 | 0:09:35 | |
I don't care! The last time you pissed him off, we found ourselves writing about a hockey coach. | 0:09:35 | 0:09:40 | |
I don't know what new level of hell you're hoping to relegate us to! | 0:09:40 | 0:09:43 | |
-Fine. How about this? From here on in, he's yours. -What?! | 0:09:43 | 0:09:48 | |
So...? | 0:09:48 | 0:09:49 | |
Matt, oh, I'm so sorry, but I was supposed to be in wardrobe 20 minutes ago. I'm afraid I must run. | 0:09:49 | 0:09:55 | |
-Aww! -Oh, I'm sure you and Sean can sort out any concerns you may have. | 0:09:55 | 0:09:59 | |
I'll see you both later. | 0:09:59 | 0:10:02 | |
She's fun. | 0:10:04 | 0:10:06 | |
She's just... very passionate about the work. | 0:10:06 | 0:10:10 | |
Ah! Lucky you. | 0:10:10 | 0:10:12 | |
Listen, that was this chef I gotta go check out for my new restaurant. | 0:10:12 | 0:10:15 | |
-If I don't do it today, we could lose him. You want to come? We can talk on the way. -Er... | 0:10:15 | 0:10:19 | |
All right. | 0:10:19 | 0:10:21 | |
About this lesbian thing. I hear what you're saying. | 0:10:25 | 0:10:28 | |
But I think what's important to remember about the character is that... | 0:10:28 | 0:10:31 | |
Fuck me! | 0:10:31 | 0:10:33 | |
-Tell me that's not yours. -You like? | 0:10:33 | 0:10:37 | |
Oh, I read there was only three in the whole world. | 0:10:37 | 0:10:41 | |
-Yep. Me, the Sultan of Brunei and some drug guy. -Oh, it's magnificent. | 0:10:41 | 0:10:47 | |
Here. | 0:10:47 | 0:10:49 | |
-And that's why I was never picked. Really? -Go for it. | 0:10:51 | 0:10:54 | |
I am so happy. | 0:10:55 | 0:10:58 | |
Oh! Oh! | 0:10:58 | 0:11:02 | |
Oh! | 0:11:04 | 0:11:05 | |
-Get a room. -Can I? | 0:11:05 | 0:11:07 | |
Oh, I wish I knew how to drive. | 0:11:07 | 0:11:12 | |
Look at me! How cool do I look driving this? | 0:11:14 | 0:11:18 | |
Seriously? | 0:11:18 | 0:11:19 | |
Even I don't look cool with you driving this. | 0:11:19 | 0:11:22 | |
Right. | 0:11:24 | 0:11:25 | |
So, should we get back to your issue with Morning's character? | 0:11:28 | 0:11:31 | |
Sure, I totally understand what you and...I keep wanting to call her Betsy. | 0:11:31 | 0:11:35 | |
Oh, no, don't do that. | 0:11:35 | 0:11:37 | |
Her mother's name is Betsy. She hates it. | 0:11:37 | 0:11:40 | |
Well, now I got to call her Betsy. | 0:11:40 | 0:11:43 | |
Oh, brilliant(!) | 0:11:43 | 0:11:45 | |
Turn right here. | 0:11:45 | 0:11:47 | |
Where is this chef? | 0:11:48 | 0:11:50 | |
Las Vegas. | 0:11:50 | 0:11:52 | |
Ah. | 0:12:00 | 0:12:02 | |
What do you think? | 0:12:02 | 0:12:05 | |
-For...? -Morning. In the first library scene. | 0:12:05 | 0:12:08 | |
Um, it's very, uh... | 0:12:08 | 0:12:12 | |
Fabulous? | 0:12:12 | 0:12:13 | |
-I was going to say Dr Seuss. -I think it's fun. | 0:12:13 | 0:12:17 | |
No, no, it is definitely fun. | 0:12:17 | 0:12:19 | |
But she's a librarian, | 0:12:19 | 0:12:21 | |
not someone who might have relatives in Whoville. | 0:12:21 | 0:12:24 | |
No, remember we talked about her being a strong, confident woman? | 0:12:26 | 0:12:31 | |
Well, who else would wear this? | 0:12:31 | 0:12:33 | |
I don't know, maybe a cat? | 0:12:33 | 0:12:37 | |
Perhaps in a hat? | 0:12:37 | 0:12:38 | |
OK, OK, but we want her to look young, right? | 0:12:38 | 0:12:42 | |
-I mean, she's playing late-twenties. -Absolutely. | 0:12:42 | 0:12:44 | |
How old do you think she is, actually? | 0:12:46 | 0:12:50 | |
Morning? No-one knows. | 0:12:50 | 0:12:52 | |
But I've got a friend who did a pilot with her and William Shatner back in the '80s. | 0:12:54 | 0:12:59 | |
The '80s? | 0:12:59 | 0:13:01 | |
What did she play, his granddaughter? | 0:13:01 | 0:13:03 | |
How 'bout his wife? | 0:13:03 | 0:13:05 | |
I know, it's crazy, right? | 0:13:05 | 0:13:08 | |
That girl, somewhere she's got a painting of herself, | 0:13:08 | 0:13:11 | |
and it's looking like all kinds of shit. | 0:13:11 | 0:13:14 | |
Mmm. | 0:13:20 | 0:13:22 | |
This guy's fucking amazing. Did you try the prawns? | 0:13:22 | 0:13:26 | |
Genius. And the catfish is like the food version of your car. | 0:13:26 | 0:13:28 | |
Dude, you have blown me away here. | 0:13:30 | 0:13:33 | |
-Khawp khun kha. -My pleasure. | 0:13:33 | 0:13:36 | |
-You speak Thai? -Ah, just the basic stuff. | 0:13:36 | 0:13:39 | |
"Please", "Thank you", "How much for the girl?" | 0:13:39 | 0:13:42 | |
MOBILE RINGS | 0:13:42 | 0:13:44 | |
Hello? | 0:13:44 | 0:13:45 | |
-Where are you? -I'm with Matt. -'Still?' -Is that Betsy? Hi, Bets! | 0:13:45 | 0:13:51 | |
-What's that? -Matt says "hi". You should probably take the car home. I may be a while. | 0:13:51 | 0:13:55 | |
-What's going on? -Erm...ha-ha. | 0:13:55 | 0:13:58 | |
-We're in Las Vegas. -Vegas, Betsy! | 0:13:58 | 0:14:01 | |
-Las Vegas?! -'Yeah, Matt had to check out this chef for his restaurant.' | 0:14:01 | 0:14:05 | |
Then we have to go to the opening of some new club. | 0:14:05 | 0:14:07 | |
-Oh, gimme the phone. -I'll be home tonight. He's got a plane. | 0:14:07 | 0:14:10 | |
'I'll call you later.' I love you, bye! Stop it! | 0:14:10 | 0:14:14 | |
-Remind me, who's doing that shitty talking dog pilot? -We are. | 0:14:19 | 0:14:23 | |
Meh, might be funny. | 0:14:23 | 0:14:26 | |
Wait. Bad news. | 0:14:26 | 0:14:28 | |
We lost John Stamos. | 0:14:32 | 0:14:34 | |
-Fuck! -I just got off the phone with the agent. | 0:14:34 | 0:14:36 | |
He's definitely taking that thing at ABC. | 0:14:36 | 0:14:38 | |
That fucking cocksucker! | 0:14:38 | 0:14:41 | |
He's your son's godfather. | 0:14:41 | 0:14:43 | |
I'm not saying he's a bad guy. | 0:14:43 | 0:14:46 | |
What the...not now. | 0:14:46 | 0:14:47 | |
Aw, boo! | 0:14:47 | 0:14:49 | |
So now we're back to square one. | 0:14:49 | 0:14:52 | |
And this would be for... | 0:14:52 | 0:14:54 | |
Easy Marks, the con man thing. | 0:14:54 | 0:14:56 | |
-I know! -Stamos would have been perfect. | 0:14:56 | 0:14:59 | |
-I'll get you a new list. -What about Matt LeBlanc? -What about Pucks? | 0:14:59 | 0:15:03 | |
You think? | 0:15:03 | 0:15:05 | |
I still like it. | 0:15:05 | 0:15:06 | |
We'll see. | 0:15:06 | 0:15:08 | |
-Nipple, nipple, nipple. -No. | 0:15:08 | 0:15:11 | |
Nipple? Nipple? | 0:15:11 | 0:15:13 | |
HE SIGHS | 0:15:15 | 0:15:16 | |
DANCE MUSIC | 0:15:22 | 0:15:25 | |
My father's a neurologist. My mother's an orthopaedic surgeon. | 0:15:28 | 0:15:31 | |
My brothers are surgeons. | 0:15:31 | 0:15:33 | |
It's amazing I'm sitting here talking to you and not removing someone's spleen. | 0:15:33 | 0:15:37 | |
-You ever want to be a doctor? -Yeah, I went to university for it. | 0:15:37 | 0:15:41 | |
Somewhere along the line, though, I realised I find the interior of the human body disgusting. | 0:15:41 | 0:15:46 | |
Yeah, people are gross. | 0:15:46 | 0:15:49 | |
What about you? | 0:15:49 | 0:15:50 | |
What would you be doing if you hadn't done this? | 0:15:50 | 0:15:54 | |
Er... | 0:15:54 | 0:15:56 | |
-I would have either been a Formula 1 driver... -Of course. | 0:15:56 | 0:15:59 | |
-Or a porn star. -Impressive. | 0:15:59 | 0:16:02 | |
Not just a porn actor, a porn STAR! | 0:16:02 | 0:16:05 | |
Yeah, well...I kind of have what you need to make it in that business. | 0:16:05 | 0:16:09 | |
What, you're speaking... | 0:16:11 | 0:16:15 | |
-anatomically? -Yeah. | 0:16:15 | 0:16:17 | |
-It's ridiculous. It's like a third arm. -Seriously? | 0:16:17 | 0:16:21 | |
-Yeah. Well, without the hand. -I assumed. | 0:16:21 | 0:16:24 | |
Er... | 0:16:24 | 0:16:26 | |
..congratulations? | 0:16:27 | 0:16:29 | |
Hey, I had nothing to do with it. I was born this way. | 0:16:29 | 0:16:32 | |
When they saw my sonogram, they thought I was twins. | 0:16:32 | 0:16:34 | |
THEY LAUGH | 0:16:34 | 0:16:37 | |
Hey, are you winding me up? I'm very naive. | 0:16:37 | 0:16:39 | |
I'm telling you, it's got everything but an elbow. | 0:16:39 | 0:16:43 | |
I gotta take a leak. | 0:16:43 | 0:16:44 | |
You want to see it? | 0:16:46 | 0:16:48 | |
Ha, er, no. | 0:16:48 | 0:16:51 | |
No, I don't think so. | 0:16:51 | 0:16:53 | |
-Sure? -Er, yeah, I'm sure, but thank you. | 0:16:53 | 0:16:57 | |
Whatever. Be right back. | 0:16:57 | 0:16:59 | |
-I still don't get it. -How can you not get it? | 0:17:22 | 0:17:24 | |
-Are you sure you're telling it right? -Fuck you. | 0:17:24 | 0:17:26 | |
I've told it a million times. | 0:17:26 | 0:17:28 | |
For God's sake, maybe you left something out. | 0:17:28 | 0:17:30 | |
What? The bear goes in, he eats the guy, he eats the girl, then he comes out and he says.... | 0:17:30 | 0:17:36 | |
Ah! Turn right here. | 0:17:36 | 0:17:37 | |
This may take a while. This guy never lets us... | 0:17:37 | 0:17:40 | |
Hey, how's it goin'? | 0:17:40 | 0:17:43 | |
ENGINE REVS | 0:17:43 | 0:17:44 | |
All right, man. Well, thanks for schlepping around with me today. | 0:17:53 | 0:17:56 | |
It was a pleasure being schlepped. | 0:17:56 | 0:17:58 | |
-listen, before I go in, I promised Beverly... -You mean Betsy? | 0:17:58 | 0:18:01 | |
Stop it. I promised her we'd discuss that lesbian business. | 0:18:01 | 0:18:05 | |
Ooh, I love lesbian business. | 0:18:05 | 0:18:07 | |
-Finished? -Yeah. -Right, you've seen the original show. | 0:18:07 | 0:18:11 | |
There's something wonderful about your character loving this woman he can never have. | 0:18:11 | 0:18:15 | |
He refuses to believe that one day she won't come around. | 0:18:15 | 0:18:18 | |
-Yeah, it makes him look a little foolish. But it's funny and sweet. -I agree. | 0:18:18 | 0:18:22 | |
-You do? -Absolutely. It's one of the best things in the show. | 0:18:22 | 0:18:27 | |
It humanises the guy. | 0:18:27 | 0:18:29 | |
You totally feel for him. | 0:18:29 | 0:18:31 | |
Then why change it? | 0:18:31 | 0:18:33 | |
-How many years did you do the show in the UK? -Four series. | 0:18:33 | 0:18:36 | |
-That's how many episodes? -24. | 0:18:36 | 0:18:38 | |
Right. That's one season for us. | 0:18:38 | 0:18:41 | |
Friends did 236 episodes. | 0:18:41 | 0:18:45 | |
You got to give yourself places for stories to go. | 0:18:45 | 0:18:49 | |
How long do you think Ross and Rachel would have lasted if Rachel had been a lesbian? | 0:18:49 | 0:18:53 | |
Or Sam and Diane on Cheers? | 0:18:53 | 0:18:55 | |
Or Frasier and...I don't know who, I never watched that show. | 0:18:55 | 0:19:00 | |
Look, you're the writer. | 0:19:00 | 0:19:02 | |
But I'm telling you, audiences need something to root for. | 0:19:02 | 0:19:06 | |
And when we're in Season Three and you're up at midnight looking for stories, you're gonna be banging | 0:19:06 | 0:19:12 | |
your head against the wall saying "How many times can this guy hit on the dyke?" | 0:19:12 | 0:19:17 | |
'Front door ajar.' | 0:19:22 | 0:19:24 | |
-'Front door ajar.' -Oh, my God. -I know. | 0:19:26 | 0:19:30 | |
How are you? | 0:19:30 | 0:19:32 | |
-Ex-hausted. -I can imagine. Las Vegas? -Yeah. | 0:19:32 | 0:19:35 | |
And all day with him? | 0:19:35 | 0:19:37 | |
-What was THAT like? -Er... | 0:19:37 | 0:19:41 | |
It was...fine. | 0:19:41 | 0:19:42 | |
Fine? | 0:19:42 | 0:19:44 | |
Yeah, I don't know. I guess it was fun. | 0:19:44 | 0:19:46 | |
Fine and fun... | 0:19:46 | 0:19:49 | |
Fine and fun. | 0:19:49 | 0:19:51 | |
-You like him! -I do. | 0:19:51 | 0:19:53 | |
-You twat! -I'm sorry! | 0:19:53 | 0:19:54 | |
I know that's not what you want to hear, but he's fantastic! | 0:19:54 | 0:19:58 | |
He's crazy and generous and very funny! We laughed all day. | 0:19:58 | 0:20:03 | |
You're smitten! | 0:20:03 | 0:20:04 | |
Hardly. All right, a little smitten. | 0:20:04 | 0:20:07 | |
Just a smit. He let me drive his car. | 0:20:07 | 0:20:09 | |
Yeah, I know that doesn't mean anything to you, but oh, my God! | 0:20:09 | 0:20:15 | |
And Vegas! Vegas is mad. | 0:20:15 | 0:20:17 | |
Going into this club, there are paparazzi shouting at Matt, shouting at me. | 0:20:17 | 0:20:20 | |
-Why you? -Because I was with HIM. | 0:20:20 | 0:20:23 | |
And then we got inside and I met Lindsay Lohan | 0:20:23 | 0:20:25 | |
and some people from The Hills, which I have no idea what that is, but everyone was very excited. | 0:20:25 | 0:20:31 | |
And that girl from that film that we walked out on. | 0:20:31 | 0:20:34 | |
-Sounds like a glamorous crowd(!) -It was. -Sarcasm missed. | 0:20:34 | 0:20:37 | |
We hung out for a while. Then he showed me his cock and we flew home. | 0:20:37 | 0:20:40 | |
-I'm sorry, what? -He showed me his cock. | 0:20:40 | 0:20:43 | |
-He showed you his cock? -Right. | 0:20:43 | 0:20:46 | |
Why? | 0:20:46 | 0:20:48 | |
Because it's enormous. | 0:20:48 | 0:20:50 | |
Like a sea creature. | 0:20:50 | 0:20:52 | |
Like something out of Jules Verne. | 0:20:52 | 0:20:54 | |
-Oh, my God! -You can't imagine. | 0:20:54 | 0:20:57 | |
I don't want to. So...help me here. | 0:20:57 | 0:21:00 | |
-Did you ask to see it? -No! No, that would be weird. | 0:21:00 | 0:21:04 | |
-Ah, yes. -He offered. | 0:21:04 | 0:21:05 | |
And this is happening where? | 0:21:05 | 0:21:07 | |
-At the club. -What he just hauled it out in the middle of a club? | 0:21:07 | 0:21:10 | |
No, no, I followed him into the loo. | 0:21:10 | 0:21:12 | |
-This is a very unsettling story. -It's pretty much all there is to it. | 0:21:12 | 0:21:16 | |
-I would hope so. -Ooh, you have to see all this free stuff I got. | 0:21:16 | 0:21:22 | |
-Before the club, we met this designer who just gave us all these clothes. -Why? | 0:21:22 | 0:21:26 | |
-So Matt would wear them. -Again, why you? -Because I was with him! | 0:21:26 | 0:21:30 | |
Now, apparently, these are very hip. | 0:21:30 | 0:21:33 | |
-It says "Blood Rat." -That's the name of the label. | 0:21:33 | 0:21:35 | |
You're not going to wear that. | 0:21:35 | 0:21:37 | |
I might. | 0:21:37 | 0:21:39 | |
It says "Blood...Rat." | 0:21:39 | 0:21:43 | |
It's cashmere. It's very soft. | 0:21:43 | 0:21:46 | |
Also, these trousers. | 0:21:46 | 0:21:49 | |
The stains are intentional. I asked. | 0:21:49 | 0:21:52 | |
Some shirts. This cap. | 0:21:52 | 0:21:55 | |
And look at these glasses. | 0:21:55 | 0:21:59 | |
What do you think? | 0:22:01 | 0:22:03 | |
I think you look like a bloody idiot. | 0:22:03 | 0:22:05 | |
I understand why they're giving them away. | 0:22:05 | 0:22:07 | |
They're desperately trendy, rodent-themed, and by the way, | 0:22:07 | 0:22:11 | |
would it have killed you to bring something back for me? | 0:22:11 | 0:22:14 | |
Oh... | 0:22:14 | 0:22:16 | |
-These might look... -Don't! | 0:22:16 | 0:22:18 | |
-I don't suppose you even talked about the lesbian thing? -We did. | 0:22:24 | 0:22:27 | |
And? | 0:22:27 | 0:22:29 | |
We're on the same page. | 0:22:29 | 0:22:31 | |
Oh, well, that's something. | 0:22:31 | 0:22:33 | |
He's right. | 0:22:33 | 0:22:35 | |
I'm just saying, if you take the long view, it makes more sense for the characters. You know? | 0:22:43 | 0:22:48 | |
I mean, if this show goes four, five years... | 0:22:48 | 0:22:51 | |
If this show goes four, five years, hopefully I'll be long dead, | 0:22:51 | 0:22:55 | |
and you and your new partner can sort it out. | 0:22:55 | 0:22:58 | |
-You know, I think I look like a bit of an arsehole in this. -Mm-hmm. | 0:22:58 | 0:23:04 | |
I'm sorry, I didn't mean to be a thoughtless prick. | 0:23:07 | 0:23:10 | |
-I just get carried away. -Yes, you do. | 0:23:10 | 0:23:13 | |
-You know, you might look quite sexy in this. -In Blood Rat? | 0:23:15 | 0:23:18 | |
Maybe under a tasteful blazer? | 0:23:18 | 0:23:20 | |
It is soft, if you can ignore the bleeding rodent. | 0:23:23 | 0:23:26 | |
You're welcome to these stained trousers, if you like. | 0:23:26 | 0:23:30 | |
I think not. | 0:23:30 | 0:23:32 | |
-He really let you see his willy? -Ooh. When I close my eyes, I am still seeing it. | 0:23:34 | 0:23:39 | |
-It's that big? -It could attack a city. | 0:23:39 | 0:23:42 | |
-Did you show him yours? -No! The situation was humbling enough as it was. | 0:23:44 | 0:23:48 | |
I don't think you've got anything to be ashamed of. | 0:23:48 | 0:23:51 | |
-There's something to be said for human proportions. -Ow, "human proportions"? | 0:23:51 | 0:23:54 | |
Oh, you know... | 0:23:54 | 0:23:56 | |
MOBILE RINGS | 0:23:59 | 0:24:02 | |
-Hello? -'Hey.' Is Sean there? | 0:24:05 | 0:24:08 | |
Hello, Matt. | 0:24:08 | 0:24:10 | |
Hey, Betsy. 'Is he around?' | 0:24:10 | 0:24:13 | |
-It's your boyfriend. -Hello? | 0:24:13 | 0:24:16 | |
Hey, you were right, I fucked up the punch line. The bear goes in... | 0:24:16 | 0:24:20 | |
HE SNIGGERS | 0:24:20 | 0:24:22 | |
Well, that makes more sense. | 0:24:22 | 0:24:25 | |
HE CHUCKLES | 0:24:25 | 0:24:26 | |
BANGING | 0:24:29 | 0:24:31 | |
Aw, are you scared? | 0:24:31 | 0:24:34 | |
Guys! Let me out! | 0:24:34 | 0:24:36 | |
Did you lock Dawson in there again? | 0:24:37 | 0:24:39 | |
-No. -Yes, they did! | 0:24:39 | 0:24:41 | |
C'mon, you guys. | 0:24:41 | 0:24:43 | |
We've talked about this. | 0:24:43 | 0:24:44 | |
You're a team. | 0:24:44 | 0:24:46 | |
You've gotta support each other, treat each other with respect. | 0:24:46 | 0:24:50 | |
So long as you keep pulling crap like this, you're never going to win. | 0:24:50 | 0:24:53 | |
He said the puck has more brains than you do. | 0:24:53 | 0:24:56 | |
Let's give him another five. | 0:24:56 | 0:24:58 | |
Cut! That was great. Moving on. | 0:24:59 | 0:25:03 | |
-Was that too big? -No, I thought it was fun. -Cool. | 0:25:03 | 0:25:06 | |
You notice how he only looks at you now? | 0:25:09 | 0:25:12 | |
-Maybe he thinks you don't like him. -I don't. -Well... | 0:25:12 | 0:25:15 | |
That's not it. I don't like a lot of people, and they all look at me. | 0:25:15 | 0:25:18 | |
You did say he was "mine". | 0:25:18 | 0:25:20 | |
I don't care, it's rude. | 0:25:20 | 0:25:22 | |
And what's all this business about him calling me Betsy? | 0:25:22 | 0:25:25 | |
I told him not to do that! | 0:25:25 | 0:25:27 | |
No, I...I said it was your mother's name, and you'd hate it. | 0:25:27 | 0:25:30 | |
Well, that's just like giving him a gift, isn't it? | 0:25:31 | 0:25:35 | |
You smoke? | 0:25:53 | 0:25:56 | |
Oh, it's OK. My agent knows. | 0:25:56 | 0:25:58 | |
-Can I bum one? -Sure. | 0:26:01 | 0:26:04 | |
-Oh, Beverly. I've found Beverly. Have you seen Sean? -Yeah, he should be in there somewhere. Why? | 0:26:18 | 0:26:22 | |
Oh, Matt needs him. He wants to change some lines in the hockey scene. | 0:26:22 | 0:26:26 | |
Did he just ask for Sean? Not... | 0:26:26 | 0:26:29 | |
-Not the two of us? -Uh... | 0:26:29 | 0:26:31 | |
Yeah. | 0:26:31 | 0:26:33 | |
-Where is Matt? -In his dressing room. | 0:26:35 | 0:26:37 | |
Beverly's coming to talk to Matt. | 0:26:40 | 0:26:42 | |
Who is it? | 0:26:46 | 0:26:49 | |
It's "Betsy"! | 0:26:49 | 0:26:52 | |
Come on in. | 0:26:52 | 0:26:54 | |
What's up? | 0:26:55 | 0:26:57 | |
-We need to speak. -OK. | 0:26:57 | 0:26:59 | |
Have a seat. | 0:26:59 | 0:27:01 | |
Clearly, you have a problem with me. | 0:27:05 | 0:27:07 | |
Now, I don't if it's that you're uncomfortable around strong women | 0:27:07 | 0:27:11 | |
or you're threatened by me in particular, or maybe you just don't like me. Well, that's fine. | 0:27:11 | 0:27:17 | |
We don't have to like each other. | 0:27:17 | 0:27:18 | |
However, we do have to remain... | 0:27:18 | 0:27:20 | |
um...professionals. And, erm... | 0:27:22 | 0:27:26 | |
that, that, means... that means treating each other with... with mutual respect. | 0:27:26 | 0:27:31 | |
My husband and I created this show together. | 0:27:31 | 0:27:35 | |
So I-I-I...I... | 0:27:35 | 0:27:37 | |
would appreciate you according me every courtesy you give him. | 0:27:37 | 0:27:42 | |
If you... | 0:27:42 | 0:27:44 | |
What? | 0:27:47 | 0:27:48 | |
If you have thoughts on a scene, you, you talk to me as well as him. | 0:27:48 | 0:27:53 | |
If you want to change a line, you come to both of us, not just him. | 0:27:53 | 0:27:57 | |
I-I-I believe I have earned that...right. | 0:27:57 | 0:28:02 | |
You're right. | 0:28:02 | 0:28:04 | |
It was unprofessional, I apologise. | 0:28:04 | 0:28:07 | |
Well...thank you. | 0:28:07 | 0:28:09 | |
I can promise you it will never happen again. | 0:28:09 | 0:28:12 | |
I would appreciate that. | 0:28:12 | 0:28:14 | |
Er, can I say one thing? | 0:28:14 | 0:28:17 | |
In the interest of mutual respect? | 0:28:17 | 0:28:19 | |
Certainly. | 0:28:19 | 0:28:21 | |
My eyes are up here. | 0:28:21 | 0:28:23 | |
I'm not a piece of meat. | 0:28:23 | 0:28:25 | |
Here you go. | 0:28:35 | 0:28:37 | |
DOOR CLOSES | 0:28:44 | 0:28:45 | |
THUD | 0:28:51 | 0:28:52 | |
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