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-I didn't know you'd invited her.

-I brought her for you.

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Aw, and I didn't get you anything.

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It just seemed like you guys were really hitting it off, so I thought I'd give you guys some space.

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You know, away from...

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Why am I even worrying about this? I completely trust him.

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The question is do you trust HER?

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You are a brilliant, brilliant writer.

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I can't believe I get to work with you.

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THIS PROGRAMME CONTAINS SOME STRONG LANGUAGE

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& SOME SCENES OF A SEXUAL NATURE

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MORNING GROANS IN PLEASURE

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MORNING CONTINUES TO GROAN

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-She hates me.

-Who?

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Nah. She's just hating me.

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-You're getting like, the overflow.

-You think?

-Yeah.

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I'm really the star of her hate.

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You're at best...co-hated.

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SHE SIGHS

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Trying to kill her with your mind?

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Mm-hm. For some reason it's not working.

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-Oh, my god. Now she's got whatshername from the network hating me.

-Who?

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Oh, her.

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-Are they still staring? Don't! Don't look!

-You're a fucking lunatic.

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How many diet pills did you take today?

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-I don't take diet pills.

-OK...

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Last night...

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Last night I saw Sean wanking to a porn video of her.

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Oh, Jesus! Is that thing still online?

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-You know about it?

-Are you kidding?

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Merc used to make us watch it.

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-It "helped" him.

-Ew.

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So, what'd he say when you caught him?

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He didn't see me.

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Oh, God, I remember that video.

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She has the most amazing abs.

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I don't know how she does it.

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I do a bajillion crunches a day and I still look like a "before" picture.

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You really can't not talk about you, can you?

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-I know. It's a problem.

-Hello.

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-I hear you two stoners made quite a night of it last night.

-Erm.

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For the record, that is not something I make a habit of.

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You had pre-rolled joints in your bag.

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Yeah, well, I also have tampons in my bag, but I only use them once a month. What?

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He likes to pretend that doesn't happen.

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-That's not true.

-Ah! "Menstrual flow".

-Eugh...

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Wait, wait, wait. You guys have a hiatus day tomorrow, right?

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-Thank God.

-Free for lunch?

-Aw, that'd be fun.

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Not with me, with Merc.

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-That would be less fun.

-Ooh, come on.

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You'll shmooze, you'll talk about the show.

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You'll tell him how great it's going.

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Is there a problem?

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Mm. Not a problem, per se...

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The way you say "per se", it's like...

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"It's not a tumour, per se."

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There's a chance Merc may have cooled on the show a little bit.

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What?

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Five days ago he was over the moon.

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That was FIVE days ago.

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We're shooting a lot of pilots now. Bright, shiny new things.

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I just think if you have lunch it'll give him a chance to remember how crazy he is about the two of you.

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-Seriously?

-Merc's just one of those guys...

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sometimes he needs to be reminded of the people he loves.

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-Back on you?

-Oh, so what?

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-Hi.

-Hey, what are you doing here?

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-How did you get past the guard at the gate?

-I waved.

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-Of course you did.

-Is Beverly home?

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-Why?

-I need to talk to her.

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I couldn't sleep last night.

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I feel like for some reason she hates me.

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HE CHUCKLES

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She doesn't hate you.

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-Honey, don't bullshit a bullshitter.

-All right, look.

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She doesn't hate you, per se.

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She's just...a little jealous.

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Jealous of what?

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She has these...

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ridiculous concerns that there might be a certain...

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attraction between us.

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-Why?

-I don't know.

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She sees us together on set.

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-Doing what?

-Nothing! That's what I told her.

-I'll talk to her.

-But also!

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I may not have helped the situation by telling her about our little,

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uh, moment the other night.

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Are you being funny? I can't tell when you're being funny. What moment?

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At the charity thing when you asked me to drive you home.

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That wasn't a moment.

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It was a bit of moment.

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-No. Not a moment.

-Mmmm...

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-I asked you to drive me home because I had too much to drink.

-OK(!)

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Hey! Smuggy! I wasn't asking you to "drive me home" drive me home!

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I have a boyfriend. We live together.

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-You do?

-Uh, yeah.

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Even if I was looking for something else, it wouldn't be with my executive producer.

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-You don't shit where you eat.

-What about toilets in restaurants?

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-You really can't tell when I'm being funny.

-No.

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Wait! This is a bad, bad idea. First of all, you'll be waking her and then she'll definitely hate you.

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A better plan might be, we let this go.

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No. You've got to talk about stuff.

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You see, here we have a significant cultural divide.

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Our people don't believe in talking about stuff.

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We prefer suppressing the stuff and letting it fester.

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It's kind of our "thing".

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Listen, I know my wife. However well you imagine this conversation will go, it will only make things worse.

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We've got one more day of shooting. Let's get on with it and everyone can calm down.

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-I don't want to lose my job.

-You won't lose your job.

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-I'll see to that. I promise.

-OK.

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Thank you.

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And that was also not a...

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-Not a moment.

-Not a moment.

-No, no.

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What you doing?

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-Bev, what you doing? Stop.

-No.

-Please.

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No! I'm going home. You stay.

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You're obviously flourishing here.

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Is this because I went surfing today?

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OK, obviously it's not because I went surfing.

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Bev, come on, talk to me.

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Bev, Bev! Look. I realise LA hasn't exactly been your favourite...

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This...isn't...about...LA.

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Bev, come on!

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-'Front door ajar.'

-Wait!

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Is it about the show? It's one more day of shooting.

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-A week in post.

-Move.

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'Front door aj...'

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One week. Then the work'll be done and we can both leave together with our heads held high.

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Heads held high? Have you not seen our heads?

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It's all we can do to not kick them when we walk!

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-All right, we've made some compromises.

-This isn't about the fucking show!

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-'Front door ajar.'

-Well, then, what is it about?

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-'Front door ajar.'

-Does this bitch ever shut up?

-'Front door ajar.'

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-You know what this is about.

-What?

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Morning? Oh, my god, look I'm telling you, I have no interest in her at all.

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I saw you wanking to her the other night.

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What? I, I, no...

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-"What?" "Who did?" "How did?" "Agh!"

-How did...? I, I, I, I...

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'Front door ajar.'

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-< LEAF BLOWER RUMBLES

-All right, there may have been a little wanking!

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-But there is nothing between us!

-I just saw you with her!

-What?

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I saw you with her! Now! I saw you hugging her in front of our house!

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-She wasn't here to...

-BLOWER RUMBLES

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-She... There was... She wanted to...

-VOICE DROWNED BY BLOWER

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Ernesto! ERNESTO!

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-What?

-Please turn that off!

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BLOWER TURNS OFF

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-I'm sorry, did you want me?

-I want you to turn off the leaf blower.

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-I did.

-Yeah, now. But before...

-ENGINE STARTS

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TYRES SCREECH

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Hey, Bev... no, Bev wait!

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Bev! Stop! You're on the wrong side!

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No, Sean, YOU'RE on the wrong side!

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That's not what I meant!

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'Automated dialling.'

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-Call Bob.

-'Command.'

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Call Bob!

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'Dialing...Mom.'

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-No! Not Mom! Bob!

-PHONE DIALS

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-Cancel. Cancel! Stop!

-'Hello?'

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Hey, Ma, it's Matt...

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Nothing, just calling to say hi.

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TYRES SCREECH

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SHE PANTS DEEPLY

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Ah... Ah...

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Ooh.

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Oh!

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Oh, come on! You!

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Wha... What are you doing here?

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Uh, it was my car that got in your way.

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-What?

-I was coming to pick up Sean to go dirt biking.

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Oh, Jesus...

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Are you OK? Are you hurt?

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I, I don't think so.

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-Anything feel broken?

-No...

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Why don't you try getting out of the car?

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Easy now. Easy now.

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How's that feel?

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All right, I think.

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-Are you sure? Your neck?

-Erm...

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Your back? Feel your hands.

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-Yeah, I think I'm OK.

-Yeah?

-Yeah.

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OK. Good.

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Then... WHO THE FUCK DRIVES LIKE THAT?

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You weren't even a little over the line!

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You were right there, all the way over on my side, a whole fucking car full of stupid!

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I, I must have confused my countries...

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-Seriously?

-Well, Sean does most of the driving...

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Oh, really? Is that how you keep your death count so low?

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I'm sorry!

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PHONE RINGS

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It's Sean.

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-So?

-I'm not speaking to him.

-Maybe really teach him a lesson,

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take him for a drive.

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Christ.

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Sorry.

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MATT'S PHONE RINGS

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-Sean.

-Don't...

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-Hello.

-Matt, it's Sean.

-'Hey.'

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Erm, I'm sorry, I know you're probably already on your way here.

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-But I have to cancel.

-Oh, yeah? What's happening?

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-Bev and I had a bit of a fight.

-'You're kidding?'

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She's usually so fun and easy going(!)

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'No, this is bad. This is really bad.'

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-She packed a bag and took off.

-'Shit.'

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-You don't know where she is?

-'On her way back to London, I think.'

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She's not answering her phone.

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All right, erm.

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-Let me know what happens and we'll talk later.

-OK.

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Thank you.

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-TOUR GUIDE:

-And just up ahead we have the home of Bridget Jones herself, Miss Rene Zelweger.

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Whoah, whoah, whoah!

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You guys are in luck today. Take a look on your left. It's TV's Joey,

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Matt LeBlanc! Hey, Matt!

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"How you doin'?"

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-How you doin'!

-Smile!

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HE LAUGHS

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-Not so good.

-Ouch. Loving the grey hair.

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Very distinguished.

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-Thanks.

-So, when's that Friends reunion going to happen huh?

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-Not today.

-How 'bout you?

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You ever going to work again?

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Soon.

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-Your friend anybody?

-No.

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All right, we got to get going. See ya, Matt!

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-Matt LeBlanc, everybody.

-Bye!

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Bye-bye now!

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-That was unpleasant.

-Yeah, I got to get out of here.

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-Don't we have to call the police or...

-No, I'll call my assistant.

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She'll take care of every... Jesus!

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-What?

-You're bleeding!

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Oh.

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Hi Bev. It's me...again.

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I don't know where you are. Maybe on a plane already, I don't know.

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I'm about to have that bloody lunch with Merc to try and save our stupid show,

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although right now I have no idea why.

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But please, please, when you get this, please call me.

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There is nothing between me and Morning.

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Except of course for...

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the wanking. I'm not very proud of that.

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But other than some garden variety masturbation, there's...

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What, what you don't do that here?

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Ow! That hurts!

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Oh, it's just a little scrape. Don't be such a baby.

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I'm not a baby. I just had a car crash.

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No, you caused a car crash.

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It's not even bleeding any more.

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There. Done.

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-Thank you.

-You want a drink?

-It's not even noon.

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You just had a car crash.

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Whiskey, please, straight.

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There you go.

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ICE JINGLES

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You have a lovely home.

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Thanks.

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SHE CHUCKLES

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-You have taste.

-Don't sound so shocked.

-Well...

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Yeah, uh, Sean said something about you going back to London?

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Right. That's where I was heading when you came at me with your proper driving skills.

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That sucks. We're not even done shooting, and you're taking off?

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I'm sorry. I realise it's not very professional. But the show can't get any worse without me.

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-What are you talking about? The show's good.

-Uh...no.

-What?

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-It's not good.

-It's good.

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And yet...it's not.

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Shut up.

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All right.

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-What's not good about it?

-It's not funny enough.

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It's not smart enough. There's nothing unique or special. It's just...profoundly mediocre.

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You're talking about OUR show?

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I know, it's shocking(!)

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Something called "Pucks!" isn't good.

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-Yeah, well, that's your opinion.

-Not just mine.

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Sean's having lunch with Merc right now to try and salvage the thing. Which I doubt he'll be able to do.

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Are you serious?

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God, it's really not good?

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It's really not.

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I thought I was clear.

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How did this happen? Huh? When you did it over there it was great.

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You're actually asking me that?

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You might want to call a cleaning company

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cos there could be a lot of bits about WHEN MY HEAD EXPLODES!

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-Why?

-Wh... Why?

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The show we did over there was about a witty, urbane headmaster hopelessly in love with a middle-aged lesbian.

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This show is pretty much Joey as a hockey coach exchanging banter

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with a little hottie we all know he'll eventually get into the sack.

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Not precisely...

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the same show!

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-Yeah, well, you know, if you didn't like it that way, then you shouldn't have done it!

-Again...

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What?

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Shouldn't have done it?

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As if we ever had a choice!

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You are an unstoppable force! This is the show you wanted!

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You made him a hockey coach. You made her straight.

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Every shitty change we've had to make is because of you!

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Oh, yes, my friend,

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you caused this car wreck!

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Me again. I don't know why.

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Unless you're waiting for a certain number of calls.

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"Right. 31. Think I'll pick up now."

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All right, he's here.

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I swear to God, he's hugging a waiter.

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Here he comes. Got to go.

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Please, sir, I want some more.

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Ah, Little Oliver. Wouldn't be lunch without him.

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Where's m'lady?

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Er, m'lady has been throwing up all morning. Stomach flu.

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Yeah she wanted to come, but...

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So talk to me. How's it going?

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The show's going very well. Bev and I can't wait for you to see it.

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-I don't want to oversell it, but I think you'll be rather pleased.

-Well, that's great.

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The stuff between Matt and the boys is extraordinary.

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And I have to say, you were so right to champion the idea of him being a hockey coach.

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Really? That's working?

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Oh, absolutely, yeah.

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Matt's found a lot of physical humour.

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He really is genius.

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Well, I don't have to tell you that, it was your idea to cast him.

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Can you see him playing a con man?

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What?

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A con man. In like a one-hour kind of a light comedy drama?

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-Uh...

-He'd be good, right?

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-As good as Stamos?

-John Stamos from ER?

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He's better than Stamos, right?

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Yeah, I suppose... Well he's very good on our show. May I ask why...

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Hang on a sec. Come here, you talented fuck!

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-Hey man, how you doing, good to see ya. Did you get the part?

-Yeah, I did.

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You did? What did I tell you?

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WAVES CRASH

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I really needed this one to work.

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I know.

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Is it too late to fix it?

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-We could go back to the original script.

-Yeah?

-And re-cast.

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You're mean.

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I am mean.

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What do I do now?

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You'll find something else.

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They sent me this script about a con man.

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It's a total piece of crap.

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It's like, why would I want to do that

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-when we're doing our own piece of crap already?

-SHE LAUGHS

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Yeah, you laugh. Least you get to go home after this.

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I don't have any other countries.

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Right. The question is,

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what am I going back to?

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And will I be married when I'm there?

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What are you talking about?

0:19:440:19:46

I know about Sean and Morning.

0:19:460:19:49

-Sean's not doing...

-Don't even bother.

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I know you're on his side. I can't believe anything you say.

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All righty.

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You know, of all the horrible things I imagined about doing a TV show here,

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I never saw this one coming.

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Yeah, it's a fun town.

0:20:080:20:10

-And you just know I'm going to come off as the villain.

-You? Why?

0:20:100:20:15

I don't know. Somehow. Cos it's Sean, and he's wonderful and charming, and everyone loves him.

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So I always come off like the bitch.

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Maybe you are a bitch.

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HE SNIGGERS

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I'd like to think I just have integrity.

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Yeah. That's why people always say,

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"She's such a fucking woman with integrity!"

0:20:350:20:38

Do people really call me a bitch?

0:20:420:20:44

Nah.

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Probably just me.

0:20:490:20:51

Fucking feta cheese. Suddenly it's everywhere. You know what I mean?

0:20:550:20:59

Enough with the feta!

0:20:590:21:01

Yes, I suppose it is one of your more...

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-ubiquitous cheeses.

-Hmm.

-What?

0:21:040:21:07

-My wife just walked in.

-What? Oh. Do you want to go over?

0:21:070:21:12

-Nah, I saw her this morning.

-You don't want to at least say hello?

-Nah.

0:21:120:21:16

If I don't talk too loud, she'll never know I'm here.

0:21:160:21:18

-It's one of the perks.

-Ah.

0:21:180:21:21

Hey speaking of wives,

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does yours know about the thing with you and Morning Randolph?

0:21:230:21:29

What?

0:21:290:21:30

HE LAUGHS The thing with you and Morning.

0:21:300:21:33

Me and? No, where, where, where did you hear that?

0:21:350:21:38

Wha? Wha? Wha? Wha?

0:21:380:21:40

HE WHISTLES A little birdie told me.

0:21:400:21:42

-Who are the Lincolns?

-Put down the fucking BlackBerry.

0:21:440:21:48

It's down. Who are the Lincolns?

0:21:480:21:50

Sean and Beverly? The English couple?

0:21:500:21:52

-And I'm having lunch with them why?

-You like them.

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I like their accents.

0:21:550:21:58

It'll be nice. They're interesting.

0:21:580:22:00

Tell me one thing that's interesting about them and I'll have lunch with them.

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He may be screwing Morning Randolph.

0:22:050:22:08

Hm. Maybe we'll go to Vincenti.

0:22:080:22:11

Ooh, slow down, I'm close.

0:22:110:22:13

I assure you, there is nothing, nothing going on between me and Morning.

0:22:150:22:19

Hey, I wouldn't blame you if there was.

0:22:190:22:21

I've been to that rodeo, let me tell you, that bronco can buck.

0:22:210:22:25

-What, you and Morning?

-Oh, yeah. Years ago. She still had her real tits.

0:22:250:22:28

Man, do I remember it.

0:22:280:22:30

You've seen her video, right?

0:22:300:22:32

Yeah, yeah, I believe I have.

0:22:320:22:35

Well, in person... Oh. My. God.

0:22:350:22:38

She does stuff...

0:22:380:22:41

My dick was sending me thank you notes.

0:22:410:22:43

-"Me and the balls just want to say muchas gracias."

-So they're Spanish.

0:22:430:22:48

But can I give you a little advice? I can't tell you how to write.

0:22:480:22:52

-I couldn't even tell you what makes a TV show work.

-Good to know.

-But I can tell you this.

0:22:520:22:56

-This thing with Morning? Don't do it.

-Oh, I have no intention of doing it.

0:22:560:23:00

Yeah, yeah. Listen to me.

0:23:000:23:01

-It's not worth it. What you have with...

-Beverly.

0:23:010:23:04

I know.

0:23:040:23:07

What you have with Beverly is so precious and so rare.

0:23:070:23:11

It's like what I have with that amazing woman over there.

0:23:110:23:14

It'd be so easy to cheat on her.

0:23:140:23:17

-Well, obviously.

-Right.

0:23:170:23:20

But I would never do it.

0:23:200:23:22

-O-K...

-You and me,

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we're the last of the good guys.

0:23:240:23:27

We got to stay strong.

0:23:270:23:29

We owe it to ourselves.

0:23:290:23:30

And we owe it to those remarkable, beautiful women.

0:23:300:23:35

But you don't want to go over and say hello.

0:23:350:23:37

Eh, I'll see her at home.

0:23:370:23:39

Have you ever been cheated on?

0:23:460:23:48

Mmm... No.

0:23:480:23:52

Well, that seems massively unfair.

0:23:520:23:54

Well, I'm usually the one doing the...doing.

0:23:540:23:58

Is it the gigantic dick?

0:23:580:24:00

Does it demand more than one woman?

0:24:000:24:02

I assume you don't want to make it cross.

0:24:020:24:05

Our marriage counsellor said I have a need to sabotage my happiness,

0:24:050:24:10

but I like your dick thing better.

0:24:100:24:12

I think you just like your dick thing.

0:24:120:24:15

I still can't believe you took it out and showed it to my husband.

0:24:150:24:18

-Who does that?

-I want to say, not guys with little dicks?

0:24:180:24:22

Well, he was traumatised.

0:24:240:24:26

He had nightmares about enormous dachshunds and rogue bananas.

0:24:260:24:31

HE LAUGHS

0:24:310:24:33

Serves him right, the bastard.

0:24:330:24:35

How could he do this to me?

0:24:350:24:36

I know. Men(!)

0:24:360:24:38

No, I'm actually asking you. How could he do it? I don't understand.

0:24:380:24:43

You might know. You're the expert. Did you love your wife?

0:24:430:24:47

Yeah. I loved her.

0:24:510:24:55

So?

0:24:550:24:57

How could you just chuck that away? What were you thinking?

0:24:570:25:00

Um... I wasn't?

0:25:000:25:02

The shrink also said I have an inability to appreciate the consequences of my actions.

0:25:020:25:08

-You're just a mess, aren't you?

-Oh, yeah.

0:25:080:25:11

Well, you should be proud.

0:25:140:25:18

You taught my husband well.

0:25:180:25:20

How much of this was your doing?

0:25:220:25:23

How much of what was my doing?

0:25:250:25:27

No, I'm just thinking.

0:25:270:25:29

The night you went to that rape thing, you had two extra tickets.

0:25:290:25:33

But you took Sean and her, not me.

0:25:330:25:36

What were you up to there?

0:25:370:25:39

I don't know...

0:25:410:25:43

-Ow! I guess I liked her better. She didn't kick me.

-Bollocks.

0:25:430:25:48

What the hell were you trying to do?

0:25:480:25:51

Hey! OK!

0:25:510:25:53

I just wanted him to have a little fun.

0:25:560:25:58

Aw, that was back when I didn't think you were fun.

0:25:580:26:01

You bloody prick! You set them up!

0:26:010:26:04

-Let go!

-OK, if you promise to stop kicking me.

-I promise.

0:26:040:26:09

-You are responsible for every terrible thing that has happened to me since I got here.

-Stop that!

0:26:130:26:18

-You destroyed my show, you destroyed my marriage...

-All right, OK.

-Ow! Ah!

0:26:180:26:22

OK, you want to let it out? Fine, let it out. Yeah, let it out1

0:26:220:26:25

Ow! OK stop letting it out.

0:26:250:26:27

Enough, letting it out!

0:26:270:26:30

Ow! No! SHE PANTS

0:26:300:26:34

Is that a...?

0:26:370:26:38

No.

0:26:400:26:41

-Yes, it is! I can feel it!

-Maybe a semi.

0:26:410:26:44

That's just a semi?

0:26:440:26:46

I'm horrified on so many levels.

0:26:480:26:51

And on the other levels?

0:26:510:26:53

-You're disgusting.

-Sure.

0:26:530:26:56

If you want me to stop,

0:27:010:27:03

say stop.

0:27:030:27:06

Stop.

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Oh, my God,

0:27:300:27:32

-that really

-was

-just a semi.

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