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-I didn't know you'd invited her. -I brought her for you. | 0:00:03 | 0:00:06 | |
Aw, and I didn't get you anything. | 0:00:06 | 0:00:09 | |
It just seemed like you guys were really hitting it off, so I thought I'd give you guys some space. | 0:00:09 | 0:00:14 | |
You know, away from... | 0:00:14 | 0:00:16 | |
Why am I even worrying about this? I completely trust him. | 0:00:16 | 0:00:19 | |
The question is do you trust HER? | 0:00:19 | 0:00:21 | |
You are a brilliant, brilliant writer. | 0:00:21 | 0:00:26 | |
I can't believe I get to work with you. | 0:00:26 | 0:00:28 | |
THIS PROGRAMME CONTAINS SOME STRONG LANGUAGE | 0:00:28 | 0:00:31 | |
& SOME SCENES OF A SEXUAL NATURE | 0:00:31 | 0:00:34 | |
MORNING GROANS IN PLEASURE | 0:00:34 | 0:00:38 | |
MORNING CONTINUES TO GROAN | 0:00:40 | 0:00:43 | |
-She hates me. -Who? | 0:01:41 | 0:01:43 | |
Nah. She's just hating me. | 0:01:47 | 0:01:48 | |
-You're getting like, the overflow. -You think? -Yeah. | 0:01:48 | 0:01:51 | |
I'm really the star of her hate. | 0:01:51 | 0:01:54 | |
You're at best...co-hated. | 0:01:54 | 0:01:56 | |
SHE SIGHS | 0:01:56 | 0:01:57 | |
Trying to kill her with your mind? | 0:02:00 | 0:02:02 | |
Mm-hm. For some reason it's not working. | 0:02:02 | 0:02:06 | |
-Oh, my god. Now she's got whatshername from the network hating me. -Who? | 0:02:06 | 0:02:10 | |
Oh, her. | 0:02:10 | 0:02:13 | |
-Are they still staring? Don't! Don't look! -You're a fucking lunatic. | 0:02:13 | 0:02:17 | |
How many diet pills did you take today? | 0:02:17 | 0:02:19 | |
-I don't take diet pills. -OK... | 0:02:19 | 0:02:22 | |
Last night... | 0:02:22 | 0:02:23 | |
Last night I saw Sean wanking to a porn video of her. | 0:02:29 | 0:02:33 | |
Oh, Jesus! Is that thing still online? | 0:02:33 | 0:02:37 | |
-You know about it? -Are you kidding? | 0:02:37 | 0:02:40 | |
Merc used to make us watch it. | 0:02:40 | 0:02:42 | |
-It "helped" him. -Ew. | 0:02:42 | 0:02:45 | |
So, what'd he say when you caught him? | 0:02:45 | 0:02:47 | |
He didn't see me. | 0:02:47 | 0:02:48 | |
Oh, God, I remember that video. | 0:02:48 | 0:02:51 | |
She has the most amazing abs. | 0:02:51 | 0:02:55 | |
I don't know how she does it. | 0:02:55 | 0:02:57 | |
I do a bajillion crunches a day and I still look like a "before" picture. | 0:02:57 | 0:03:01 | |
You really can't not talk about you, can you? | 0:03:01 | 0:03:04 | |
-I know. It's a problem. -Hello. | 0:03:04 | 0:03:07 | |
-I hear you two stoners made quite a night of it last night. -Erm. | 0:03:07 | 0:03:11 | |
For the record, that is not something I make a habit of. | 0:03:11 | 0:03:16 | |
You had pre-rolled joints in your bag. | 0:03:16 | 0:03:19 | |
Yeah, well, I also have tampons in my bag, but I only use them once a month. What? | 0:03:19 | 0:03:25 | |
He likes to pretend that doesn't happen. | 0:03:25 | 0:03:27 | |
-That's not true. -Ah! "Menstrual flow". -Eugh... | 0:03:27 | 0:03:30 | |
Wait, wait, wait. You guys have a hiatus day tomorrow, right? | 0:03:30 | 0:03:35 | |
-Thank God. -Free for lunch? -Aw, that'd be fun. | 0:03:35 | 0:03:38 | |
Not with me, with Merc. | 0:03:38 | 0:03:40 | |
-That would be less fun. -Ooh, come on. | 0:03:40 | 0:03:42 | |
You'll shmooze, you'll talk about the show. | 0:03:42 | 0:03:46 | |
You'll tell him how great it's going. | 0:03:46 | 0:03:48 | |
Is there a problem? | 0:03:48 | 0:03:50 | |
Mm. Not a problem, per se... | 0:03:50 | 0:03:53 | |
The way you say "per se", it's like... | 0:03:53 | 0:03:55 | |
"It's not a tumour, per se." | 0:03:55 | 0:03:58 | |
There's a chance Merc may have cooled on the show a little bit. | 0:03:58 | 0:04:01 | |
What? | 0:04:01 | 0:04:03 | |
Five days ago he was over the moon. | 0:04:03 | 0:04:05 | |
That was FIVE days ago. | 0:04:05 | 0:04:08 | |
We're shooting a lot of pilots now. Bright, shiny new things. | 0:04:08 | 0:04:12 | |
I just think if you have lunch it'll give him a chance to remember how crazy he is about the two of you. | 0:04:12 | 0:04:17 | |
-Seriously? -Merc's just one of those guys... | 0:04:17 | 0:04:20 | |
sometimes he needs to be reminded of the people he loves. | 0:04:20 | 0:04:25 | |
-Back on you? -Oh, so what? | 0:04:25 | 0:04:28 | |
-Hi. -Hey, what are you doing here? | 0:04:40 | 0:04:42 | |
-How did you get past the guard at the gate? -I waved. | 0:04:42 | 0:04:45 | |
-Of course you did. -Is Beverly home? | 0:04:45 | 0:04:47 | |
-Why? -I need to talk to her. | 0:04:47 | 0:04:49 | |
I couldn't sleep last night. | 0:04:49 | 0:04:51 | |
I feel like for some reason she hates me. | 0:04:51 | 0:04:54 | |
HE CHUCKLES | 0:04:54 | 0:04:55 | |
She doesn't hate you. | 0:04:55 | 0:04:57 | |
-Honey, don't bullshit a bullshitter. -All right, look. | 0:04:57 | 0:05:00 | |
She doesn't hate you, per se. | 0:05:00 | 0:05:02 | |
She's just...a little jealous. | 0:05:02 | 0:05:04 | |
Jealous of what? | 0:05:04 | 0:05:06 | |
She has these... | 0:05:06 | 0:05:08 | |
ridiculous concerns that there might be a certain... | 0:05:08 | 0:05:13 | |
attraction between us. | 0:05:13 | 0:05:15 | |
-Why? -I don't know. | 0:05:15 | 0:05:18 | |
She sees us together on set. | 0:05:18 | 0:05:19 | |
-Doing what? -Nothing! That's what I told her. -I'll talk to her. -But also! | 0:05:19 | 0:05:23 | |
I may not have helped the situation by telling her about our little, | 0:05:23 | 0:05:27 | |
uh, moment the other night. | 0:05:27 | 0:05:29 | |
Are you being funny? I can't tell when you're being funny. What moment? | 0:05:29 | 0:05:33 | |
At the charity thing when you asked me to drive you home. | 0:05:33 | 0:05:38 | |
That wasn't a moment. | 0:05:38 | 0:05:39 | |
It was a bit of moment. | 0:05:39 | 0:05:41 | |
-No. Not a moment. -Mmmm... | 0:05:41 | 0:05:43 | |
-I asked you to drive me home because I had too much to drink. -OK(!) | 0:05:43 | 0:05:47 | |
Hey! Smuggy! I wasn't asking you to "drive me home" drive me home! | 0:05:47 | 0:05:52 | |
I have a boyfriend. We live together. | 0:05:52 | 0:05:54 | |
-You do? -Uh, yeah. | 0:05:54 | 0:05:56 | |
Even if I was looking for something else, it wouldn't be with my executive producer. | 0:05:56 | 0:06:00 | |
-You don't shit where you eat. -What about toilets in restaurants? | 0:06:00 | 0:06:04 | |
-You really can't tell when I'm being funny. -No. | 0:06:04 | 0:06:06 | |
Wait! This is a bad, bad idea. First of all, you'll be waking her and then she'll definitely hate you. | 0:06:06 | 0:06:11 | |
A better plan might be, we let this go. | 0:06:11 | 0:06:14 | |
No. You've got to talk about stuff. | 0:06:14 | 0:06:16 | |
You see, here we have a significant cultural divide. | 0:06:16 | 0:06:20 | |
Our people don't believe in talking about stuff. | 0:06:20 | 0:06:23 | |
We prefer suppressing the stuff and letting it fester. | 0:06:23 | 0:06:26 | |
It's kind of our "thing". | 0:06:26 | 0:06:28 | |
Listen, I know my wife. However well you imagine this conversation will go, it will only make things worse. | 0:06:28 | 0:06:33 | |
We've got one more day of shooting. Let's get on with it and everyone can calm down. | 0:06:42 | 0:06:47 | |
-I don't want to lose my job. -You won't lose your job. | 0:06:47 | 0:06:49 | |
-I'll see to that. I promise. -OK. | 0:06:49 | 0:06:53 | |
Thank you. | 0:06:54 | 0:06:57 | |
And that was also not a... | 0:07:02 | 0:07:04 | |
-Not a moment. -Not a moment. -No, no. | 0:07:04 | 0:07:06 | |
What you doing? | 0:07:12 | 0:07:14 | |
-Bev, what you doing? Stop. -No. -Please. | 0:07:14 | 0:07:18 | |
No! I'm going home. You stay. | 0:07:18 | 0:07:21 | |
You're obviously flourishing here. | 0:07:21 | 0:07:23 | |
Is this because I went surfing today? | 0:07:23 | 0:07:25 | |
OK, obviously it's not because I went surfing. | 0:07:25 | 0:07:27 | |
Bev, come on, talk to me. | 0:07:27 | 0:07:29 | |
Bev, Bev! Look. I realise LA hasn't exactly been your favourite... | 0:07:29 | 0:07:33 | |
This...isn't...about...LA. | 0:07:33 | 0:07:36 | |
Bev, come on! | 0:07:36 | 0:07:38 | |
-'Front door ajar.' -Wait! | 0:07:39 | 0:07:41 | |
Is it about the show? It's one more day of shooting. | 0:07:41 | 0:07:43 | |
-A week in post. -Move. | 0:07:43 | 0:07:46 | |
'Front door aj...' | 0:07:46 | 0:07:48 | |
One week. Then the work'll be done and we can both leave together with our heads held high. | 0:07:48 | 0:07:52 | |
Heads held high? Have you not seen our heads? | 0:07:52 | 0:07:55 | |
It's all we can do to not kick them when we walk! | 0:07:55 | 0:07:57 | |
-All right, we've made some compromises. -This isn't about the fucking show! | 0:07:57 | 0:08:02 | |
-'Front door ajar.' -Well, then, what is it about? | 0:08:02 | 0:08:04 | |
-'Front door ajar.' -Does this bitch ever shut up? -'Front door ajar.' | 0:08:04 | 0:08:09 | |
-You know what this is about. -What? | 0:08:09 | 0:08:12 | |
Morning? Oh, my god, look I'm telling you, I have no interest in her at all. | 0:08:12 | 0:08:18 | |
I saw you wanking to her the other night. | 0:08:18 | 0:08:22 | |
What? I, I, no... | 0:08:22 | 0:08:25 | |
-"What?" "Who did?" "How did?" "Agh!" -How did...? I, I, I, I... | 0:08:25 | 0:08:28 | |
'Front door ajar.' | 0:08:28 | 0:08:30 | |
-< LEAF BLOWER RUMBLES -All right, there may have been a little wanking! | 0:08:30 | 0:08:34 | |
-But there is nothing between us! -I just saw you with her! -What? | 0:08:34 | 0:08:37 | |
I saw you with her! Now! I saw you hugging her in front of our house! | 0:08:37 | 0:08:42 | |
-She wasn't here to... -BLOWER RUMBLES | 0:08:42 | 0:08:43 | |
-She... There was... She wanted to... -VOICE DROWNED BY BLOWER | 0:08:43 | 0:08:46 | |
Ernesto! ERNESTO! | 0:08:46 | 0:08:50 | |
-What? -Please turn that off! | 0:08:50 | 0:08:52 | |
BLOWER TURNS OFF | 0:08:52 | 0:08:54 | |
-I'm sorry, did you want me? -I want you to turn off the leaf blower. | 0:08:54 | 0:08:57 | |
-I did. -Yeah, now. But before... -ENGINE STARTS | 0:08:57 | 0:09:00 | |
TYRES SCREECH | 0:09:00 | 0:09:03 | |
Hey, Bev... no, Bev wait! | 0:09:03 | 0:09:04 | |
Bev! Stop! You're on the wrong side! | 0:09:06 | 0:09:09 | |
No, Sean, YOU'RE on the wrong side! | 0:09:09 | 0:09:11 | |
That's not what I meant! | 0:09:11 | 0:09:14 | |
'Automated dialling.' | 0:09:22 | 0:09:25 | |
-Call Bob. -'Command.' | 0:09:25 | 0:09:27 | |
Call Bob! | 0:09:27 | 0:09:29 | |
'Dialing...Mom.' | 0:09:29 | 0:09:31 | |
-No! Not Mom! Bob! -PHONE DIALS | 0:09:31 | 0:09:34 | |
-Cancel. Cancel! Stop! -'Hello?' | 0:09:34 | 0:09:38 | |
Hey, Ma, it's Matt... | 0:09:38 | 0:09:40 | |
Nothing, just calling to say hi. | 0:09:43 | 0:09:45 | |
TYRES SCREECH | 0:09:46 | 0:09:49 | |
SHE PANTS DEEPLY | 0:09:53 | 0:09:58 | |
Ah... Ah... | 0:10:00 | 0:10:03 | |
Ooh. | 0:10:03 | 0:10:05 | |
Oh! | 0:10:08 | 0:10:11 | |
Oh, come on! You! | 0:10:14 | 0:10:18 | |
Wha... What are you doing here? | 0:10:18 | 0:10:20 | |
Uh, it was my car that got in your way. | 0:10:20 | 0:10:23 | |
-What? -I was coming to pick up Sean to go dirt biking. | 0:10:23 | 0:10:26 | |
Oh, Jesus... | 0:10:26 | 0:10:29 | |
Are you OK? Are you hurt? | 0:10:29 | 0:10:31 | |
I, I don't think so. | 0:10:31 | 0:10:34 | |
-Anything feel broken? -No... | 0:10:34 | 0:10:37 | |
Why don't you try getting out of the car? | 0:10:37 | 0:10:39 | |
Easy now. Easy now. | 0:10:42 | 0:10:44 | |
How's that feel? | 0:10:46 | 0:10:48 | |
All right, I think. | 0:10:48 | 0:10:50 | |
-Are you sure? Your neck? -Erm... | 0:10:50 | 0:10:52 | |
Your back? Feel your hands. | 0:10:52 | 0:10:56 | |
-Yeah, I think I'm OK. -Yeah? -Yeah. | 0:10:56 | 0:11:00 | |
OK. Good. | 0:11:00 | 0:11:01 | |
Then... WHO THE FUCK DRIVES LIKE THAT? | 0:11:02 | 0:11:05 | |
You weren't even a little over the line! | 0:11:05 | 0:11:07 | |
You were right there, all the way over on my side, a whole fucking car full of stupid! | 0:11:07 | 0:11:13 | |
I, I must have confused my countries... | 0:11:13 | 0:11:16 | |
-Seriously? -Well, Sean does most of the driving... | 0:11:16 | 0:11:19 | |
Oh, really? Is that how you keep your death count so low? | 0:11:19 | 0:11:23 | |
I'm sorry! | 0:11:23 | 0:11:25 | |
PHONE RINGS | 0:11:25 | 0:11:26 | |
It's Sean. | 0:11:28 | 0:11:30 | |
-So? -I'm not speaking to him. -Maybe really teach him a lesson, | 0:11:30 | 0:11:33 | |
take him for a drive. | 0:11:33 | 0:11:35 | |
Christ. | 0:11:35 | 0:11:37 | |
Sorry. | 0:11:37 | 0:11:39 | |
MATT'S PHONE RINGS | 0:11:39 | 0:11:41 | |
-Sean. -Don't... | 0:11:41 | 0:11:43 | |
-Hello. -Matt, it's Sean. -'Hey.' | 0:11:44 | 0:11:47 | |
Erm, I'm sorry, I know you're probably already on your way here. | 0:11:47 | 0:11:50 | |
-But I have to cancel. -Oh, yeah? What's happening? | 0:11:50 | 0:11:54 | |
-Bev and I had a bit of a fight. -'You're kidding?' | 0:11:54 | 0:11:56 | |
She's usually so fun and easy going(!) | 0:11:56 | 0:11:58 | |
'No, this is bad. This is really bad.' | 0:11:58 | 0:12:01 | |
-She packed a bag and took off. -'Shit.' | 0:12:01 | 0:12:03 | |
-You don't know where she is? -'On her way back to London, I think.' | 0:12:03 | 0:12:06 | |
She's not answering her phone. | 0:12:06 | 0:12:08 | |
All right, erm. | 0:12:08 | 0:12:10 | |
-Let me know what happens and we'll talk later. -OK. | 0:12:10 | 0:12:13 | |
Thank you. | 0:12:13 | 0:12:15 | |
-TOUR GUIDE: -And just up ahead we have the home of Bridget Jones herself, Miss Rene Zelweger. | 0:12:15 | 0:12:20 | |
Whoah, whoah, whoah! | 0:12:20 | 0:12:21 | |
You guys are in luck today. Take a look on your left. It's TV's Joey, | 0:12:21 | 0:12:24 | |
Matt LeBlanc! Hey, Matt! | 0:12:24 | 0:12:27 | |
"How you doin'?" | 0:12:28 | 0:12:29 | |
-How you doin'! -Smile! | 0:12:29 | 0:12:32 | |
HE LAUGHS | 0:12:32 | 0:12:33 | |
-Not so good. -Ouch. Loving the grey hair. | 0:12:33 | 0:12:36 | |
Very distinguished. | 0:12:36 | 0:12:38 | |
-Thanks. -So, when's that Friends reunion going to happen huh? | 0:12:38 | 0:12:42 | |
-Not today. -How 'bout you? | 0:12:42 | 0:12:44 | |
You ever going to work again? | 0:12:44 | 0:12:46 | |
Soon. | 0:12:46 | 0:12:48 | |
-Your friend anybody? -No. | 0:12:48 | 0:12:51 | |
All right, we got to get going. See ya, Matt! | 0:12:51 | 0:12:54 | |
-Matt LeBlanc, everybody. -Bye! | 0:12:54 | 0:12:57 | |
Bye-bye now! | 0:12:57 | 0:12:58 | |
-That was unpleasant. -Yeah, I got to get out of here. | 0:13:00 | 0:13:03 | |
-Don't we have to call the police or... -No, I'll call my assistant. | 0:13:03 | 0:13:06 | |
She'll take care of every... Jesus! | 0:13:06 | 0:13:08 | |
-What? -You're bleeding! | 0:13:08 | 0:13:10 | |
Oh. | 0:13:12 | 0:13:14 | |
Hi Bev. It's me...again. | 0:13:14 | 0:13:15 | |
I don't know where you are. Maybe on a plane already, I don't know. | 0:13:15 | 0:13:19 | |
I'm about to have that bloody lunch with Merc to try and save our stupid show, | 0:13:19 | 0:13:24 | |
although right now I have no idea why. | 0:13:24 | 0:13:26 | |
But please, please, when you get this, please call me. | 0:13:26 | 0:13:30 | |
There is nothing between me and Morning. | 0:13:30 | 0:13:33 | |
Except of course for... | 0:13:33 | 0:13:35 | |
the wanking. I'm not very proud of that. | 0:13:35 | 0:13:37 | |
But other than some garden variety masturbation, there's... | 0:13:37 | 0:13:41 | |
What, what you don't do that here? | 0:13:41 | 0:13:43 | |
Ow! That hurts! | 0:13:56 | 0:13:58 | |
Oh, it's just a little scrape. Don't be such a baby. | 0:13:58 | 0:14:01 | |
I'm not a baby. I just had a car crash. | 0:14:01 | 0:14:03 | |
No, you caused a car crash. | 0:14:03 | 0:14:06 | |
It's not even bleeding any more. | 0:14:06 | 0:14:08 | |
There. Done. | 0:14:08 | 0:14:10 | |
-Thank you. -You want a drink? -It's not even noon. | 0:14:10 | 0:14:13 | |
You just had a car crash. | 0:14:13 | 0:14:15 | |
Whiskey, please, straight. | 0:14:15 | 0:14:17 | |
There you go. | 0:14:17 | 0:14:18 | |
ICE JINGLES | 0:14:21 | 0:14:23 | |
You have a lovely home. | 0:14:25 | 0:14:27 | |
Thanks. | 0:14:29 | 0:14:30 | |
SHE CHUCKLES | 0:14:30 | 0:14:32 | |
-You have taste. -Don't sound so shocked. -Well... | 0:14:32 | 0:14:36 | |
Yeah, uh, Sean said something about you going back to London? | 0:14:36 | 0:14:40 | |
Right. That's where I was heading when you came at me with your proper driving skills. | 0:14:40 | 0:14:45 | |
That sucks. We're not even done shooting, and you're taking off? | 0:14:45 | 0:14:48 | |
I'm sorry. I realise it's not very professional. But the show can't get any worse without me. | 0:14:48 | 0:14:53 | |
-What are you talking about? The show's good. -Uh...no. -What? | 0:14:53 | 0:14:57 | |
-It's not good. -It's good. | 0:14:57 | 0:14:59 | |
And yet...it's not. | 0:14:59 | 0:15:02 | |
Shut up. | 0:15:02 | 0:15:04 | |
All right. | 0:15:04 | 0:15:05 | |
-What's not good about it? -It's not funny enough. | 0:15:11 | 0:15:14 | |
It's not smart enough. There's nothing unique or special. It's just...profoundly mediocre. | 0:15:14 | 0:15:20 | |
You're talking about OUR show? | 0:15:21 | 0:15:23 | |
I know, it's shocking(!) | 0:15:23 | 0:15:24 | |
Something called "Pucks!" isn't good. | 0:15:24 | 0:15:27 | |
-Yeah, well, that's your opinion. -Not just mine. | 0:15:30 | 0:15:33 | |
Sean's having lunch with Merc right now to try and salvage the thing. Which I doubt he'll be able to do. | 0:15:33 | 0:15:38 | |
Are you serious? | 0:15:38 | 0:15:40 | |
God, it's really not good? | 0:15:40 | 0:15:43 | |
It's really not. | 0:15:43 | 0:15:46 | |
I thought I was clear. | 0:15:46 | 0:15:48 | |
How did this happen? Huh? When you did it over there it was great. | 0:15:48 | 0:15:52 | |
You're actually asking me that? | 0:15:53 | 0:15:55 | |
You might want to call a cleaning company | 0:15:55 | 0:15:57 | |
cos there could be a lot of bits about WHEN MY HEAD EXPLODES! | 0:15:57 | 0:16:02 | |
-Why? -Wh... Why? | 0:16:02 | 0:16:04 | |
The show we did over there was about a witty, urbane headmaster hopelessly in love with a middle-aged lesbian. | 0:16:04 | 0:16:11 | |
This show is pretty much Joey as a hockey coach exchanging banter | 0:16:11 | 0:16:15 | |
with a little hottie we all know he'll eventually get into the sack. | 0:16:15 | 0:16:18 | |
Not precisely... | 0:16:18 | 0:16:22 | |
the same show! | 0:16:22 | 0:16:23 | |
-Yeah, well, you know, if you didn't like it that way, then you shouldn't have done it! -Again... | 0:16:23 | 0:16:30 | |
What? | 0:16:30 | 0:16:31 | |
Shouldn't have done it? | 0:16:31 | 0:16:32 | |
As if we ever had a choice! | 0:16:32 | 0:16:34 | |
You are an unstoppable force! This is the show you wanted! | 0:16:34 | 0:16:38 | |
You made him a hockey coach. You made her straight. | 0:16:38 | 0:16:41 | |
Every shitty change we've had to make is because of you! | 0:16:41 | 0:16:45 | |
Oh, yes, my friend, | 0:16:45 | 0:16:48 | |
you caused this car wreck! | 0:16:48 | 0:16:51 | |
Me again. I don't know why. | 0:16:58 | 0:17:02 | |
Unless you're waiting for a certain number of calls. | 0:17:02 | 0:17:05 | |
"Right. 31. Think I'll pick up now." | 0:17:05 | 0:17:08 | |
All right, he's here. | 0:17:08 | 0:17:11 | |
I swear to God, he's hugging a waiter. | 0:17:11 | 0:17:16 | |
Here he comes. Got to go. | 0:17:16 | 0:17:18 | |
Please, sir, I want some more. | 0:17:19 | 0:17:22 | |
Ah, Little Oliver. Wouldn't be lunch without him. | 0:17:22 | 0:17:25 | |
Where's m'lady? | 0:17:25 | 0:17:27 | |
Er, m'lady has been throwing up all morning. Stomach flu. | 0:17:27 | 0:17:32 | |
Yeah she wanted to come, but... | 0:17:32 | 0:17:34 | |
So talk to me. How's it going? | 0:17:34 | 0:17:37 | |
The show's going very well. Bev and I can't wait for you to see it. | 0:17:37 | 0:17:41 | |
-I don't want to oversell it, but I think you'll be rather pleased. -Well, that's great. | 0:17:41 | 0:17:46 | |
The stuff between Matt and the boys is extraordinary. | 0:17:47 | 0:17:51 | |
And I have to say, you were so right to champion the idea of him being a hockey coach. | 0:17:51 | 0:17:56 | |
Really? That's working? | 0:17:56 | 0:17:58 | |
Oh, absolutely, yeah. | 0:17:58 | 0:18:00 | |
Matt's found a lot of physical humour. | 0:18:00 | 0:18:02 | |
He really is genius. | 0:18:02 | 0:18:05 | |
Well, I don't have to tell you that, it was your idea to cast him. | 0:18:07 | 0:18:10 | |
Can you see him playing a con man? | 0:18:10 | 0:18:13 | |
What? | 0:18:13 | 0:18:15 | |
A con man. In like a one-hour kind of a light comedy drama? | 0:18:15 | 0:18:20 | |
-Uh... -He'd be good, right? | 0:18:20 | 0:18:22 | |
-As good as Stamos? -John Stamos from ER? | 0:18:22 | 0:18:25 | |
He's better than Stamos, right? | 0:18:25 | 0:18:27 | |
Yeah, I suppose... Well he's very good on our show. May I ask why... | 0:18:27 | 0:18:31 | |
Hang on a sec. Come here, you talented fuck! | 0:18:31 | 0:18:34 | |
-Hey man, how you doing, good to see ya. Did you get the part? -Yeah, I did. | 0:18:34 | 0:18:38 | |
You did? What did I tell you? | 0:18:38 | 0:18:40 | |
WAVES CRASH | 0:18:40 | 0:18:43 | |
I really needed this one to work. | 0:18:48 | 0:18:50 | |
I know. | 0:18:50 | 0:18:53 | |
Is it too late to fix it? | 0:18:53 | 0:18:55 | |
-We could go back to the original script. -Yeah? -And re-cast. | 0:18:55 | 0:18:58 | |
You're mean. | 0:18:58 | 0:19:00 | |
I am mean. | 0:19:00 | 0:19:02 | |
What do I do now? | 0:19:07 | 0:19:09 | |
You'll find something else. | 0:19:11 | 0:19:13 | |
They sent me this script about a con man. | 0:19:17 | 0:19:20 | |
It's a total piece of crap. | 0:19:20 | 0:19:23 | |
It's like, why would I want to do that | 0:19:23 | 0:19:26 | |
-when we're doing our own piece of crap already? -SHE LAUGHS | 0:19:26 | 0:19:30 | |
Yeah, you laugh. Least you get to go home after this. | 0:19:30 | 0:19:34 | |
I don't have any other countries. | 0:19:34 | 0:19:36 | |
Right. The question is, | 0:19:36 | 0:19:39 | |
what am I going back to? | 0:19:39 | 0:19:41 | |
And will I be married when I'm there? | 0:19:41 | 0:19:44 | |
What are you talking about? | 0:19:44 | 0:19:46 | |
I know about Sean and Morning. | 0:19:46 | 0:19:49 | |
-Sean's not doing... -Don't even bother. | 0:19:49 | 0:19:52 | |
I know you're on his side. I can't believe anything you say. | 0:19:52 | 0:19:55 | |
All righty. | 0:19:57 | 0:19:59 | |
You know, of all the horrible things I imagined about doing a TV show here, | 0:20:01 | 0:20:06 | |
I never saw this one coming. | 0:20:06 | 0:20:08 | |
Yeah, it's a fun town. | 0:20:08 | 0:20:10 | |
-And you just know I'm going to come off as the villain. -You? Why? | 0:20:10 | 0:20:15 | |
I don't know. Somehow. Cos it's Sean, and he's wonderful and charming, and everyone loves him. | 0:20:15 | 0:20:20 | |
So I always come off like the bitch. | 0:20:20 | 0:20:23 | |
Maybe you are a bitch. | 0:20:26 | 0:20:27 | |
HE SNIGGERS | 0:20:27 | 0:20:30 | |
I'd like to think I just have integrity. | 0:20:30 | 0:20:32 | |
Yeah. That's why people always say, | 0:20:32 | 0:20:35 | |
"She's such a fucking woman with integrity!" | 0:20:35 | 0:20:38 | |
Do people really call me a bitch? | 0:20:42 | 0:20:44 | |
Nah. | 0:20:46 | 0:20:47 | |
Probably just me. | 0:20:49 | 0:20:51 | |
Fucking feta cheese. Suddenly it's everywhere. You know what I mean? | 0:20:55 | 0:20:59 | |
Enough with the feta! | 0:20:59 | 0:21:01 | |
Yes, I suppose it is one of your more... | 0:21:01 | 0:21:04 | |
-ubiquitous cheeses. -Hmm. -What? | 0:21:04 | 0:21:07 | |
-My wife just walked in. -What? Oh. Do you want to go over? | 0:21:07 | 0:21:12 | |
-Nah, I saw her this morning. -You don't want to at least say hello? -Nah. | 0:21:12 | 0:21:16 | |
If I don't talk too loud, she'll never know I'm here. | 0:21:16 | 0:21:18 | |
-It's one of the perks. -Ah. | 0:21:18 | 0:21:21 | |
Hey speaking of wives, | 0:21:21 | 0:21:23 | |
does yours know about the thing with you and Morning Randolph? | 0:21:23 | 0:21:29 | |
What? | 0:21:29 | 0:21:30 | |
HE LAUGHS The thing with you and Morning. | 0:21:30 | 0:21:33 | |
Me and? No, where, where, where did you hear that? | 0:21:35 | 0:21:38 | |
Wha? Wha? Wha? Wha? | 0:21:38 | 0:21:40 | |
HE WHISTLES A little birdie told me. | 0:21:40 | 0:21:42 | |
-Who are the Lincolns? -Put down the fucking BlackBerry. | 0:21:44 | 0:21:48 | |
It's down. Who are the Lincolns? | 0:21:48 | 0:21:50 | |
Sean and Beverly? The English couple? | 0:21:50 | 0:21:52 | |
-And I'm having lunch with them why? -You like them. | 0:21:52 | 0:21:55 | |
I like their accents. | 0:21:55 | 0:21:58 | |
It'll be nice. They're interesting. | 0:21:58 | 0:22:00 | |
Tell me one thing that's interesting about them and I'll have lunch with them. | 0:22:00 | 0:22:05 | |
He may be screwing Morning Randolph. | 0:22:05 | 0:22:08 | |
Hm. Maybe we'll go to Vincenti. | 0:22:08 | 0:22:11 | |
Ooh, slow down, I'm close. | 0:22:11 | 0:22:13 | |
I assure you, there is nothing, nothing going on between me and Morning. | 0:22:15 | 0:22:19 | |
Hey, I wouldn't blame you if there was. | 0:22:19 | 0:22:21 | |
I've been to that rodeo, let me tell you, that bronco can buck. | 0:22:21 | 0:22:25 | |
-What, you and Morning? -Oh, yeah. Years ago. She still had her real tits. | 0:22:25 | 0:22:28 | |
Man, do I remember it. | 0:22:28 | 0:22:30 | |
You've seen her video, right? | 0:22:30 | 0:22:32 | |
Yeah, yeah, I believe I have. | 0:22:32 | 0:22:35 | |
Well, in person... Oh. My. God. | 0:22:35 | 0:22:38 | |
She does stuff... | 0:22:38 | 0:22:41 | |
My dick was sending me thank you notes. | 0:22:41 | 0:22:43 | |
-"Me and the balls just want to say muchas gracias." -So they're Spanish. | 0:22:43 | 0:22:48 | |
But can I give you a little advice? I can't tell you how to write. | 0:22:48 | 0:22:52 | |
-I couldn't even tell you what makes a TV show work. -Good to know. -But I can tell you this. | 0:22:52 | 0:22:56 | |
-This thing with Morning? Don't do it. -Oh, I have no intention of doing it. | 0:22:56 | 0:23:00 | |
Yeah, yeah. Listen to me. | 0:23:00 | 0:23:01 | |
-It's not worth it. What you have with... -Beverly. | 0:23:01 | 0:23:04 | |
I know. | 0:23:04 | 0:23:07 | |
What you have with Beverly is so precious and so rare. | 0:23:07 | 0:23:11 | |
It's like what I have with that amazing woman over there. | 0:23:11 | 0:23:14 | |
It'd be so easy to cheat on her. | 0:23:14 | 0:23:17 | |
-Well, obviously. -Right. | 0:23:17 | 0:23:20 | |
But I would never do it. | 0:23:20 | 0:23:22 | |
-O-K... -You and me, | 0:23:22 | 0:23:24 | |
we're the last of the good guys. | 0:23:24 | 0:23:27 | |
We got to stay strong. | 0:23:27 | 0:23:29 | |
We owe it to ourselves. | 0:23:29 | 0:23:30 | |
And we owe it to those remarkable, beautiful women. | 0:23:30 | 0:23:35 | |
But you don't want to go over and say hello. | 0:23:35 | 0:23:37 | |
Eh, I'll see her at home. | 0:23:37 | 0:23:39 | |
Have you ever been cheated on? | 0:23:46 | 0:23:48 | |
Mmm... No. | 0:23:48 | 0:23:52 | |
Well, that seems massively unfair. | 0:23:52 | 0:23:54 | |
Well, I'm usually the one doing the...doing. | 0:23:54 | 0:23:58 | |
Is it the gigantic dick? | 0:23:58 | 0:24:00 | |
Does it demand more than one woman? | 0:24:00 | 0:24:02 | |
I assume you don't want to make it cross. | 0:24:02 | 0:24:05 | |
Our marriage counsellor said I have a need to sabotage my happiness, | 0:24:05 | 0:24:10 | |
but I like your dick thing better. | 0:24:10 | 0:24:12 | |
I think you just like your dick thing. | 0:24:12 | 0:24:15 | |
I still can't believe you took it out and showed it to my husband. | 0:24:15 | 0:24:18 | |
-Who does that? -I want to say, not guys with little dicks? | 0:24:18 | 0:24:22 | |
Well, he was traumatised. | 0:24:24 | 0:24:26 | |
He had nightmares about enormous dachshunds and rogue bananas. | 0:24:26 | 0:24:31 | |
HE LAUGHS | 0:24:31 | 0:24:33 | |
Serves him right, the bastard. | 0:24:33 | 0:24:35 | |
How could he do this to me? | 0:24:35 | 0:24:36 | |
I know. Men(!) | 0:24:36 | 0:24:38 | |
No, I'm actually asking you. How could he do it? I don't understand. | 0:24:38 | 0:24:43 | |
You might know. You're the expert. Did you love your wife? | 0:24:43 | 0:24:47 | |
Yeah. I loved her. | 0:24:51 | 0:24:55 | |
So? | 0:24:55 | 0:24:57 | |
How could you just chuck that away? What were you thinking? | 0:24:57 | 0:25:00 | |
Um... I wasn't? | 0:25:00 | 0:25:02 | |
The shrink also said I have an inability to appreciate the consequences of my actions. | 0:25:02 | 0:25:08 | |
-You're just a mess, aren't you? -Oh, yeah. | 0:25:08 | 0:25:11 | |
Well, you should be proud. | 0:25:14 | 0:25:18 | |
You taught my husband well. | 0:25:18 | 0:25:20 | |
How much of this was your doing? | 0:25:22 | 0:25:23 | |
How much of what was my doing? | 0:25:25 | 0:25:27 | |
No, I'm just thinking. | 0:25:27 | 0:25:29 | |
The night you went to that rape thing, you had two extra tickets. | 0:25:29 | 0:25:33 | |
But you took Sean and her, not me. | 0:25:33 | 0:25:36 | |
What were you up to there? | 0:25:37 | 0:25:39 | |
I don't know... | 0:25:41 | 0:25:43 | |
-Ow! I guess I liked her better. She didn't kick me. -Bollocks. | 0:25:43 | 0:25:48 | |
What the hell were you trying to do? | 0:25:48 | 0:25:51 | |
Hey! OK! | 0:25:51 | 0:25:53 | |
I just wanted him to have a little fun. | 0:25:56 | 0:25:58 | |
Aw, that was back when I didn't think you were fun. | 0:25:58 | 0:26:01 | |
You bloody prick! You set them up! | 0:26:01 | 0:26:04 | |
-Let go! -OK, if you promise to stop kicking me. -I promise. | 0:26:04 | 0:26:09 | |
-You are responsible for every terrible thing that has happened to me since I got here. -Stop that! | 0:26:13 | 0:26:18 | |
-You destroyed my show, you destroyed my marriage... -All right, OK. -Ow! Ah! | 0:26:18 | 0:26:22 | |
OK, you want to let it out? Fine, let it out. Yeah, let it out1 | 0:26:22 | 0:26:25 | |
Ow! OK stop letting it out. | 0:26:25 | 0:26:27 | |
Enough, letting it out! | 0:26:27 | 0:26:30 | |
Ow! No! SHE PANTS | 0:26:30 | 0:26:34 | |
Is that a...? | 0:26:37 | 0:26:38 | |
No. | 0:26:40 | 0:26:41 | |
-Yes, it is! I can feel it! -Maybe a semi. | 0:26:41 | 0:26:44 | |
That's just a semi? | 0:26:44 | 0:26:46 | |
I'm horrified on so many levels. | 0:26:48 | 0:26:51 | |
And on the other levels? | 0:26:51 | 0:26:53 | |
-You're disgusting. -Sure. | 0:26:53 | 0:26:56 | |
If you want me to stop, | 0:27:01 | 0:27:03 | |
say stop. | 0:27:03 | 0:27:06 | |
Stop. | 0:27:12 | 0:27:14 | |
Oh, my God, | 0:27:30 | 0:27:32 | |
-that really -was -just a semi. | 0:27:32 | 0:27:34 | |
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